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I occasionally jerk off to tranny porn. Does this make me eligible for LGBTQ+ hiring programs?

>> No.55760181

>>55760178
Eligible for deworming treatment

>> No.55760183

I don't see why it wouldn't.

>> No.55760190

>>55760178
You will have to provide Proof of Cum via CCIP

>> No.55760191

>>55760178
post bussy and i will tell you

>> No.55760293

>>55760178
you have to get ((((diagnosed)))) as ((((mentally ill)))) by a ((((therapist)))) who will ((((testify)))) against ((((you))))

>> No.55761491

>>55760178
Generally, they're looking for people who live opening as a queer person. So to be eligible you'll have to spend the next 26 weekends walking around your town wearing a shirt that says, "I Fap To Traps," with a suggestive graphic on the front (like two oranges on the chest and a banana near the bottom or something). If you can wait a year, you can attend a pride event in a jockstrap and that will count in lieu of the above.

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55761542

>>55760178
yes

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>>55760178
i celebrated pride month by identifying as lmnop+ on all my job applications. its literally impossible not to qualify and i know for a fact they use it in hiring decisions

>> No.55761670

>>55760181
FPBP

>> No.55761681

>>55760178
I watch BBC porn on the daily. Does this make me a BLM supporter?

>> No.55761693

Nah, masturbating to those cocks is straight according to current dogma. They're girl cocks.

>> No.55761740

>>55761693
they added queer to the mix to bolster stats numbers for the narrative. everyone qualifies

>> No.55762053

>>55760178
best thread on /biz right now

>> No.55762153

I am elegible for a babysitting program?

>> No.55762167

>>55760178
the fact that you're questioning it means you're Questioning which is what the Q stands for, so unironically yes

>> No.55762799

>>55760181
This.

>> No.55763324

>>55760178
yeah it makes you a faggot, you're good