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Let me just say before I leave (I got relatives and close friends to have fulfilling experiences with).
An ICPoor joins the army.
Considering that's the only job he could land, he seemed pretty enthusiastic about it.
On his first day, the Sargeant asks him
>"ICCCPOOOORRRR, ARE YOU A BROKE FAGGOT?"
The ICPoor quick yet nervously replies
>"YESSSSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRR"
Freudian Slip.
Seems like all ICPoors remain severely broke and massive faggots.

>> No.55756889
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Lmao ICPoors cashed out finally to buy a rope apparently

>> No.55757129

>>55756889
>Lmao ICPoors cashed out finally to buy a rope apparently
but were perplexed about the prices at the local rope store and couldnt afford any so had to jump in front of a train like the jeets they are

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>>55756889
>>55757129
/biz/ is healing
golden bullrun soon

>> No.55757724

>>55757611
that's not how you use that image

>> No.55757734

>>55756794
>On his first day, the Sargeant asks him
that's not how you spell sergeant but i wouldn't expect an indian to know french loan words

>> No.55757752

>>55757724
>>55757734
>"YOUUUU USEDDD LEEE PICCC WRONGGGG"
>"THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL FRENCH KEK WORDDDDD"
fuddies keep on seething forever

>> No.55757778
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>>55757724
>>55757734
>THATS OUR WORD

>> No.55757823

>>55757734
An ICPoor stumbles into a thread, the shit from their wiping hand rests gently on the keyboard.
The ICPoor sees the color red in an image someone posted and the hysterics start. First the shortness of breath, followed by the surge of adrenaline.
Mind you the ICPoors adrenal glands are fueled by Bang energy drinks and 3 day old curry. Similar to starting a car with rubbing alcohol.
As the ICPoor begins typing he can’t seem to type out the letters A, V, or X. He begins screeching.
>”BLOODY (turkey sounds) BITCH”
He throws his key board against the wall. All the keys shatter except A,V, X.
The ICPoor did not realize his shit covered hand crusted over his most used keys, protecting, but also jamming them. The ICPoor sat alone crying stuffing the I C P keys into his rectum.

Not only are all ICPoors severely broke and but also massive faggots.

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>>55757823
LMAO
Will Poomar ever recover from this?