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>likely going to be laid off from remote job
>search for another remote job
>skill/experience requirements up considerably
>not many large companies posting remote jobs, hybrid in office 3 days a week
>most remote jobs are faggy ass <500 employee tech companies on west coast 3 hour time zone difference
>faggy ass <500 employee tech companies will likely implode during the recession
it's F U C K I N G over.

>> No.55753557

>>55753542
I want to be laid off. It’s free paid vacation on unemployment

>> No.55753558

back to the cage my friend. you had a good run

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>>55753542
feel you bro. shit sucks fat sweaty cocks

>> No.55753568

>skill/experience requirements
Just lie. The employer / employee paradigm is a hostile master-slave relationship anyways. You are morally in the right to game the system.

>> No.55753571

>>55753557
unemployment in my state maxes out at $600 a week. unless you're poor as hell, it's a massive pay cut.

>> No.55753575

>>55753557
can you collect unemployment if youre on semi permanent smoko abroad in order to make it last longer?

>> No.55753588

>>55753568
i work in accounting. i lie on my resume but i can't lie about having a CPA license or having technical accounting/SEC reporting experience.

>> No.55753592

Boomer here. How about you stop being a fat lazy fuck and dress nice and work out so you won’t be embarrassed to show yourself in public

I fired 4 people at my work in the past year because they refused to come back to the office and felt like they have leverage over me. That’s now how it works . Of course they were all stupid fucking kids in their 20s

>> No.55753594

>>55753568
>can you do this
yeah
>ok, do it right now
uhhhh
this shit never works out how people larp it up online.

>> No.55753595

>>55753542
time to start aping degens

X

>> No.55753619

>>55753592
i'm 34. offer me a housing stipend to cover the absurd costs of urban/suburban housing and reimburse my travel at IRS rate of $0.625/mile, and compensate me for my travel time -- then i'll come back to the office.

otherwise i think i'll just change careers to something that can be done in a rural area.

>> No.55753618

>>55753571
Fuck my ass I make $1500 a week I can’t afford that. If I get laid off I will exit this reality.

>> No.55753643

>>55753619
Remote work is over. You aren’t going to find a job in some rural shithole. You are in no position to make demands now. No employer is going to give into what you are demanding

>> No.55753687

>>55753643
>No employer is going to give into what you are demanding
if that's the case then i will
>change careers to something that can be done in a rural area.

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>>55753595
>just buy x
very helpful anon, thanks

>> No.55753733

>>55753595
based

>> No.55753747

>>55753592
those 20 year olds are probably making more money than you within 5 years. they also can still get hard and are probably just more based than a 40 year old man on 4chan flexing about firing people.

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55753809

Here is the answer.... quite literally tho

>> No.55753817

>>55753809
wtf is this? stop being so cryptic you faggots

>> No.55753831

>>55753817
Bruh are you new? Just copy paste the god dang txn nothing cryptic about this shit idiot

>> No.55753875

>>55753809
>>55753831
Not buying your bags ranjeet

>> No.55754001

>>55753831
Yes I am new, no need to be a nigger about it anon

>> No.55754037

>>55753817
they need to be cryptic because theyre trying to drum up interest in a scam

>> No.55754068

c'est fini

>> No.55754124

God laid off on Tuesday, Got another job paying more on Thursday. Start next Wensday. Sometimes one door closes so another can open anon.

>> No.55754130

>>55753592
They did have leverage over you. They left your gay ass and probably got better higher paying jobs elsewhere. You reeeeally showed them, didn't you.

>> No.55754359

>>55754037
Is it a scam? Usually I'd say yes but I saw Pepe shilled here, and Landwolf. Both did very well