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55749982 No.55749982 [Reply] [Original]

>waiter ignored me

First I waived, then I called my voice got out all weird because I forgot to pre-emptively clear my throat then I did that and tried again and failed her ick was palpable. She looked down and turned her body in the direction of the door. It was our first date. Fucking Brad waiter came by our table few minutes later she was all smiles I know he knows. I'm home now ruminating this fucking hell I should be deep in her now fucking waiter fuck I tipped the bare minimum fuck him

>> No.55750000

No one cares fuck off

>> No.55750001

>>55749982
You should have challenged him to combat and pissed in the man at the next table's soup. Shitting yourself while maintaining eye contact with this Brad fellow would have also asserted dominance. For other advice for social situations I have a Discord you can join for a monthly fee of $699.99.

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55750005

>>55749982
>H-heres your tip

>> No.55750006

>>55749982
>I tipped the bare minimum

Cuck

>> No.55750009

why did you tip him when he stole your wife?

>> No.55750020

>>55749982
>cucks you
>mentally destroys you
>gets a tip
Are waiters chads?

>> No.55750040

>>55750009
I just tipped the legal minimum retard. I think he got the message, laughing right now at this wagie

>> No.55750118

>>55750020
being a waiter is one step up from wiping down tables at Arby's

>> No.55750140

>>55750000
checked and correct

>> No.55750170

>>55750001
Had a good belly laugh at this comment whilst pooping on the commode. Helped the turd to slide out of my butthole. Thanks anon

>> No.55750326

>>55749982
>Tipping
Fucking faggot

>> No.55750329

>>55750040
>legal minimum

Holy shit, what do u mean? Is that even a thing, LMAO.

>> No.55750378

>>55750329
I just gave him the 20%treatment, think he got the message

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55750397

>>55750040

>> No.55750451

>>55750000
Checked. Fpbp. OP is a fag

>> No.55750492

>>55749982
I remember when I was out with a girl that was way too hot for me when I was a 16 years old with pimpels on my face. The cashier selling the popcorn at the cinema intentionally misheard me and made me look bad because I wasn't prepared to be treated that way.
Stingy losers who never got a chick will always try to backstab you.

Whenever I see I guy struggling with a girl I always try to make him look good. Don't let these cucks make you one of them.