/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55746334]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55746356]

>>55746334
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.55746357]

>>55746268
Mott Capital lied, Bobos died.

[Anonymous No.55746366]

>TUP 100% after market

Haha fuck Rocker and his simp army !

[Anonymous No.55746368]

So are we headed to a new all time high AMZN bros or are the bobos going to laugh at us tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55746371]

amazon is probably in good shape unless apple really brings the market down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55746376]

>>55746366
if rocker were a good trader he wouldnt constantly be going fro. one shitty job to the next and living in an appartment. Never take any stock advice Rocker gives seriously

[Anonymous No.55746379]

>growth stock

[Anonymous No.55746381]

>>55746357
my death was highly exaggerated
>t. bobo

[putsRnotDaWae No.55746382]

>>55746366
>NOOOOO ONCE IT PUMPS IT TOTALLY CANT PUMP AGAIN BECAUSE... IT JUST CAN'T OK?
Kek, bobotards were wrong again. AMSC is going to pump again too, the LK-99 is real.

[Anonymous No.55746388]

>>55746366
You and your plastic container chuds will pay. I know the exact date the bottom will fall out. I predict August 17th will be the day of reckoning. You'll see.

[Anonymous No.55746393]

>>55746366
i sold too early for an easy 30k, but i am going to buy back in tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.55746396]

>>55746379
Quite a bit in services, actually surprised.
>mostly phones
Yeah figured that one.

[Anonymous No.55746398]

fuck amazon so fucking much. we could have had such a catastrophically red day tomorrow but no fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.55746399]

>>55746376
Not that im a good trader either. honestly thats kinda the problem with any trader community, the people who are really good at it tend to make it and then put all their money in skmething safe or go all cash and just live off it and we never hear much from them again cause why would they bother daytrading anymore?

[Anonymous No.55746400]

>>55746388
Bro those puts you told me to buy are gonna be worthless. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.55746401]

Bake slut actually baked.
*spits on you*
You make me sick.
*slaps you*
Baking for hundreds of Anons for free, how degrading.
*puts a leash on you*
I bet you enjoyed it too.
*locks you in a dog crate*
Now sit here like a good baker until we need more baking needs met.

[Anonymous No.55746411]

>>55746400
good thing you know where he lives bro

[Anonymous No.55746415]

>>55746398
amazon isnt in the dow

[Anonymous No.55746419]

>>55746379
Seems to me Apple isnt putting enough into R&D, some day that shit will catch up to them. R&D isnt something you can neglect and then suddenly catch up on later when you need it.

[Anonymous No.55746423]

Reminder that the Saudis extended their oily cuts through September
Come and get your oil bags

[Anonymous No.55746427]

>MP expects larger DoD contract than lynas in the future
>expects product shipments within this quarter
>profits start q1 2024
>it's approaching oversold
cool i will just keep buying at good opportunities
>hard to predict the 2024 sales of rare earth products
well, atleast he's honest.

im kinda expecting weak stock movement despite all this cause muh metals prices and muh ex-SPAC

[Anonymous No.55746429]

>>55746400
>newfag finds out we're all retarded except for like maybe one rando a day who pops in for 1 or 2 posts who actually knows anything then leaves forever

[Anonymous No.55746431]

>>55746334
So how much are we up today lads

[Anonymous No.55746438]

>>55746376
>appartment
You can't even spell apartment let alone afford one. Lol. Lmao even.
>>55746400
Should have sold on that -30% dip day. It should be ok though. When do the puts expire. You can just roll them out to a later date otherwise. I promise we pyrex chads will be vindicated

[Anonymous No.55746439]

>>55746400
Next time, do the opposite of what the anon says

[Anonymous No.55746442]

>>55746431
We're 'up' to our eyeballs in shit. This economy is fucked, and no AI or superconductors can save us from what's coming.

[Anonymous No.55746445]

>>55746431
I'm all i YANG right now just letting ut sit till some crazy headline hits or china invades tailand or whatever, then it'll rocket up 200+% and ill take my profits. rest of the market is being too gay rn

[Anonymous No.55746446]

>>55746411
Anyone brave enough to enter my apartment aggressively better start using anal stretching but plugs to train because your bussy will be obliterated

[Anonymous No.55746447]

>>55746431
I'm up -7%
t. TMF knife catcher

[Anonymous No.55746454]

>>55746438
I'm a homeowner on a Janitor (not the 4chan kind) salary Rocker. get your shit together bro, stop wasting money and losing it all on bad stock market moves

[Anonymous No.55746460]

>>55746446
Same here. Smoking weed can make you really paranoid sometimes. I spend so much time preparing for a home invasion that'll probably never happen.

[Anonymous No.55746462]

>>55746423
Link? Im pretty sure there wont be a boost from anyone in production but did they actually come out and say it at opec? Nobodys picking up rigs.

[Anonymous No.55746463]

>>55746446
Xir it's spelled "butt"

[Anonymous No.55746466]

ive realized something. ive been using watchlists wrong. instead of scanning the good ones i should have gone thru the whole market

that way you can learn the big picture everytime you go thru it. well better late than never i guess.

[Anonymous No.55746472]

>>55746431
I haven’t touched a woman for almost two weeks, I’m up to my eyeballs in cum

[Anonymous No.55746474]

>>55746462
Is CNN non schizo enough for you?
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/03/energy/oil-production-cut-saudi-arabia/index.html

[Anonymous No.55746477]

Why is it so hard to escape your class?

[Anonymous No.55746484]

>>55746396
They arent growing overall. So who cares about services?

[Anonymous No.55746493]

>>55746474
No i just didnt bother to google it. Seems it was priced it and part of recent price rise.

im personally ready for 100 again. I dont know if its this year but i feel 90 for sure by December.

[Anonymous No.55746517]

Well /biz/, surely you were able to be diversified and picked the right sectors?

>>55746466
Just wait until you learn how to automate it

[Anonymous No.55746519]

Apparently the only thing keeping BOIL from heading higher today is the lack of feedgas flow, which I'm sure is referring to Sabine Pass and Cove Point both still being down. I don't even understand Cove Point because Columbia Pipeline isn't their only source, but maybe they took the opportunity to do maintenance, who knows. Anyway, I suspect that once those are back online and the upcoming contract roll (Aug 8-14) the BOIL landscape will be altered bullishly to a noteworthy enough degree. The new contract will be Nov. Yesterday was 7 week lows on natgas so those levels are not likely to repeat often if at all again ((((who))) knows) by my admittedly *barely educated guess* (I'm not fuckin' around, I barely know fuckin' shit about any of this). PROCEED ACCORDINGLY. Niggers.

[Anonymous No.55746520]

>>55746484
Theyre services are dog shit, dunno why retards are still paying for itunes and shit.

[Anonymous No.55746521]

is there a calculator for stocks that show growth over time with dividends and contributions?
I can only find either with dividends only or stock growth only

[Anonymous No.55746540]

>>55746446
Don't worry. I won't be entering your apartment. But I will be at the meetup, and you know what you owe.

[Anonymous No.55746542]

>>55746398
amazon is still gonna get dragged down if they decide to sell apple
never forget apple is literally the entire stock market

[Anonymous No.55746550]

>>55746477
less access to high class people
its relatively simple
if you want to escape you need to hang out with only high class people

[Anonymous No.55746565]

>>55746517
what do you mean automate?

[Anonymous No.55746582]

>>55746519
Oh, and to repeat what I've said before, that upcoming contract roll is bearish in and of itself on an ETF technical level (we all as fundholders are selling the older cheaper contracts and buying the more expensive newer contracts), but I do not know how that will wind up being counteracted/balanced by the potentially bullish macro conditions. Previous rolls have seen notable dips that seem to peak around the 4th (business) day. SO...be watching, plan accordingly, keep plenty of liquidity for averaging down on positions established ahead of it, etc. Niggers. Faggots. Retards. Pussies. Bitches. Chuds. Benchods.

[Sean No.55746586]

>>55746521
I used ChatGPT before and it took a little nudging

[Anonymous No.55746588]

Didn't do a thing at work. Sat at my desk and watched youtube videos on my phone. Most work I did happened after I got home. Upgraded ram in Wife's laptop and upgrading the ssd to a larger size in my desktop now. (clone job is running). If, as I predict, we get another pay hike next year I'm gonna jack my 401k contributions another 10%

[Anonymous No.55746628]

>>55746565
>I should have gone through the whole market
Did you mean you go through the whole market ticker by ticker? You can automate that process to find the good ones with unusual volume etc

[Anonymous No.55746655]

>>55746540
I don't owe you anything until scoopsies gives me what I'm owed.

[Anonymous No.55746658]

>>55746379
>growth stock

[Anonymous No.55746659]

Anyone who thinks that Big Money isn't about to slurp the absolute shit out of this dip is retarded.

[Anonymous No.55746668]

>>55746447
I'm down 72% on TMF
please leave

[Anonymous No.55746707]

>>55746659
This plus the Fitch credit downgrade was all they wanted and they're still pissed.

[Anonymous No.55746784]

>>55746659
lol im sure this post will age well in the morning

[Anonymous No.55746794]

>>55746400
Puts this butterfly spreads that
In the end buy and hold works the best

[Anonymous No.55746796]

>>55746334
>Huge market dump yday
>Put 2k into my portfolio to 'buy the dip'
>Today it went down even further

[Anonymous No.55746815]

>>55746796
You did the right thing. Buying on the way down is difficult to do, but if you DCA you'll come out ahead
Just dont catch a falling knife

[Anonymous No.55746833]

[Anonymous No.55746851]

>>55746334
This is the final /smg/. I'm gonna miss you bros.

[Anonymous No.55746858]

half my TUP stack hit my sell limit after hours today. made profit on the whole stack.
the last half I am using house money. $6.56 currently

[Anonymous No.55746859]

>>55746784
>In the morning
Yeah of course your attention span is less than 24 hours. That's why I'm up over 100% this year after doing the opposite of bears in 2022.

[Anonymous No.55746861]

>>55746668
Nice! Think you'll ever break even?

[Anonymous No.55746868]

>>55746861
no, I don't even want to average down on it
considering it did a -7% day today

[Anonymous No.55746877]

>>55746815
He’s right, this national credit downgrade is a maga nothingburger

[Anonymous No.55746889]

>>55746419
agree.
tim is a logistics man - not a visionary.
you get what u pay for.

[Anonymous No.55746893]

>>55746851
This is it. The last thread ever. I wish I could say its been a pleasure but frankly I deserve better. None of you can keep pace with my trading anyway. It's amateur hour in here.

[Anonymous No.55746902]

>>55746460
i would rather be prepared and it never happen than it happen and not be prepared

[Anonymous No.55746918]

>>55746877
Kek Biden fucked up and the economy is in the shitter. Only a matter of time before the market tanks too.

[Anonymous No.55746924]

S&P PE ratio, outside of the Covid and Lehman crashes, is at the highest its been for the last 20 years

https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio/table/by-month

[Anonymous No.55746933]

>>55746446
based burglar raper

[Anonymous No.55746935]

>>55746868
Aw come on bud, all it takes is one emergency fed rate cut to throw us back into the green

[Anonymous No.55746938]

>>55746918
Biden is not competent enough to cause this alone.

[Anonymous No.55746943]

>>55746877
Cope harder, groomer.

[Anonymous No.55746951]

>>55746938
No one nose who's pulling his strings.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55746958]

>>55746659
Based and true, bobos are fucking retarded. I know for a fact none of the bears here actually have any positions, because they would all be broke by now if they did the shit they suggest.

[Anonymous No.55746961]

>>55746958
Valuations dont matter? See: >>55746924

[Anonymous No.55746962]

>>55746924
This shit will crash and burn in October

[Anonymous No.55746968]

>petrobras cut dividend amid political backlash
Lmao BRICS boys keep losing. Going to be uninvestable pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.55746970]

>>55746938
That's like saying a retard isn't competent enough to trip down the stairs.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55746971]

>>55746961
The current valuations don't matter, markets are forward looking. If AI is as revolutionary as most intelligent people believe it will be, then the market is still currently under priced.

[Anonymous No.55746972]

>>55746962
Everything is expensive. I see no reason to buy anything right now.

[Anonymous No.55746975]

>>55746924

It is always going to be high due to the sheer number of people wanting to gain wealth through the S&P. Everyone has the same idea. Thus, high is the new normal and will only get higher as the population grows, not bearish.

[Anonymous No.55746977]

>>55746968
They swapped to buybacks

[Anonymous No.55746978]

>>55746935
it's 20+ year though, the yield curve is and will be fucked for quite some time

[putsRnotDaWae No.55746980]

>>55746962
100x your money on NVDA puts then, if it's obviously going to crash you should put your money where your mouth is.

[Anonymous No.55746985]

>>55746961
>>55746924
Hey newfag, high p/e ratios have actually never been a good indicator of how likely it is that the market will crash

[Anonymous No.55746991]

>>55746971
>>55746975
The more you talk, the more Im convinced you need bagholders for your overvalued stocks.

[Anonymous No.55746998]

Oil is far too cheap, motorists are taking the piss

[Anonymous No.55746999]

>>55746933
>burglar raper
what is rapeseed oil ? BG ^

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747008]

>>55746991
NVDA isn't overvalued. As I said before, buy puts on it if you genuinely believe this.

[Anonymous No.55747009]

>>55746924
Did I forget we also have the highest interest rates we had for the last 20 years.
This market is so out of sinc.

[Anonymous No.55747036]

>>55747009
No crash. 8 year crab until inflation means we're at parity again and can pump once more. Adjust your asset mix accordingly.

[Anonymous No.55747051]

>>55747036
Holy shit, there is a literal bot army on here, begging people to invest in this overvaluied market
You're out of luck

[Anonymous No.55747056]

>>55747051
Let me guess you think the "hedgies" run a 4chan bot to encourage people to stay in the market? Go back to /gme/ schizo.

[Anonymous No.55747065]

>>55747051
It's mostly just the swedecuck doing what swedecucks do.

[Anonymous No.55747074]

>>55747008
Overvaluation is generally mentioned as a metric of relative capital returns. NVDA trades at such a high price, that the business itself will never provide meaningful capital returns.
But that doesn't mean it's a short. Since the stock trades at such a high multiple, changes in that multiple are more meaningful than fundamental changes in the business. For an extreme example of this, think of crypto such as bitcoin. Shit does nothing, yet it's collectively "worth" 600 bil.

In other words, there's no reason to short NVDA unless you have reason to believe that NVDA investors will start bailing on their positions. But if you look forward, there's no real upside either unless a lot more investors eventually gain interest in it. The only way to make money on NVDA is to shill others to buy your shares.

Compare this to a stock like PBR, where you hold it for 2-3 years and you'll get paid out on your position directly, based on actual business profits. You don't need anyone else to buy your bags to realize a profit. You just hold and wait.

[Anonymous No.55747075]

>>55747008
>NVDA isn't overvalued
.04 divi on a 480 stock. no thanks

[Anonymous No.55747091]

bobos got way too cocky.
this is the year of the crab

[Anonymous No.55747098]

>>55747074
>Compare this to a stock like PBR, where you hold it for 2-3 years and you'll get paid out on your position directly
Is that real? Whats the catch?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747099]

>>55747051
>Le bulls are actually bots and shills
Meds, now.

[Anonymous No.55747102]

it's OVER for you uranium nerds

[Anonymous No.55747105]

>>55747091
Could you perhaps be trying to say, anon, that stocks have reached a permanently high plateau?

[Anonymous No.55747109]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS MARKET IS EXHAUSTING JUST FUCKING DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.55747118]

HEY
HEY
yo
it just hit me...
what if this really truly actually is...
a
new
paradigm...
I mean, I know it's a *meme* that it is, but what if *it really fucking damn dang is*?

[Anonymous No.55747119]

>>55747098
The catch is that it's in Brazil. Also probably more like 4-5 years at current multiple. I prefer to buy whenever it dumps below $10 due to some temporary political bullshit.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55747121]

>crab market
how long will this go on?

[Anonymous No.55747126]

fuck bears. you're not getting cheapies

[Anonymous No.55747137]

>>55747074
>NVDA
>210% YTD
>600% past 5 years
>will never provide meaningful capital returns

>PBR
>21% past 5 years

lol stay poor

[Anonymous No.55747138]

>>55747126
> you're not getting cheapies
...yet

[Anonymous No.55747140]

>>55747102
Those fucking mental gymnastics lol.

[Anonymous No.55747151]

>>55747074
>But if you look forward, there's no real upside either
This is literally what you fags were saying last year before the AI stuff even broke. "No one cares about GPUs anymore lol!" yeah look where that shit got you. You have no idea what the upside is.

[Anonymous No.55747152]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55747174]

>>55747137
Bro can't even read a total return chart. lmao.

[Anonymous No.55747176]

Abnb is too damn high

[Anonymous No.55747178]

>>55747151
>before the AI stuff even broke.
Reminder that this bubble is solely on speculation that NVDA set last earnings.

[Anonymous No.55747181]

>>55747151
Go away, you nigger shill
We're talking fundamental businesses, not pie in the sky AI nonsense

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747185]

>>55747074
>In other words, there's no reason to short NVDA unless you have reason to believe that NVDA investors will start bailing on their positions.
The bobos in this general believe the NASDAQ will drop at least 50% in the "crash" that they keep predicting. If the NASDAQ dropped 50% obviously a company that recently pumped so hard, like NVIDIA, would dump more.

[Anonymous No.55747187]

>>55746357
I would like a refund.

[Anonymous No.55747191]

>>55747174
Nice, that should shut him up

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747194]

>>55747178
>Reminder that this bubble is solely on speculation that NVDA set last earnings.
It has almost nothing to do with that, and everything to do with AI being something that will clearly change society.

[Anonymous No.55747195]

>We can dance if we want to
>We can leave your friends behind
>'Cause your friends don't dance
>And if they don't dance
>Well, they're no friends of mine
>Say, we can go where we want to
>A place where they will never find
>And we can act like we come
>From out of this world
>Leave the real one far behind

>jannies buy SPY this IS financial advice

[Anonymous No.55747212]

Why the fuck did the last thread hit 400 posts

[Anonymous No.55747213]

>>55747194
>It has almost nothing to do with that
No. Its entirely speculation, you can literally see it go ape shit on the charts after the earnings call.

[Anonymous No.55747214]

>>55747194
Its not changing jackshit

[Anonymous No.55747217]

>>55747212
Baker strike. Haven't you heard?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747220]

>>55747214
Brainlet detected, everyone in software engineering agrees it is changing everything.

[Anonymous No.55747221]

>>55747212
i wasn't here to bake

[Anonymous No.55747233]

>>55747151
AI is BS media hype created cause they can't sell as many GPUs cause no more Ethereum miners .

[Anonymous No.55747235]

>>55746970
He's an old man with dementia, he doesn't even tie his own shoes probably. His cabinet and donors are using him for all he's worth.

[Anonymous No.55747238]

>>55747174
>PBR
>Less than 100%

>NVDA
>Over 600%

lol

[Anonymous No.55747239]

>>55747217
Metro Canada (unionized grocery store) is on strike right now
>Toronto cost of living is too high
>Metro workers on strike for like 6 days
>Fresher food starts to go bad
>Corporate donates like 20% of it to homeless shelters and food banks (probably as a goodwill/tax write off)
>The same workers who are too poor to make a living wage there then turn around and get the food from goodwill that was donated
It's really amusing to watch both sides sling shit

[Anonymous No.55747242]

>>55747220
Were talking about society not "software engineering"

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747251]

>>55747242
Software engineering is currently the most important career in society. You sound like a butthurt boomer who unironically can't even operate a smartphone.

[Anonymous No.55747266]

>>55747251
You are the one making the claim that AI will lift the whole fucking stock market, and you have absolutely nothing to back that up, you fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.55747268]

>>55747181
>>55747178
>>55747213
>>55747214
>>55747233
>>55747242
Wow you guys are hopelessly fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.55747270]

>>55747251
Blue collar or white collar changes first? I find it's lack of physical form unlikely to replace many service industry jobs in my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.55747276]

>>55747268
Agreed; they should just get a room

[Anonymous No.55747280]

>>55747268
>P/E ratio dont matter
>the others are retarded

[Anonymous No.55747283]

Why are futures so green? I thought this was Bobo's market now.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747288]

Apple is going to hit $200 within a week, judging by the overall bearish euphoria and anti tech sentiment in this thread. If you simply viewed this thread without looking at any charts today, you would assume the market is down like 5-7%, but it's down .25%. Bobos are a pathetic species.

[Anonymous No.55747292]

>>55747283
Just adds more to the overvalution

[Anonymous No.55747297]

>>55747283
I was wondering the same last night too...

[Anonymous No.55747299]

>>55747233
>can't sell as many GPUs cause no more Ethereum miners
Pretty ironic thinking back to 2017-2018 when NVDA/AMD were getting shit on by every analyst because no one thought crypto revenue would last. Back then AI (tesla FSD) was the main hype source too. Turned out those boring crypto miners provided all the real revenue growth, although NVDA kept trying to reclassify it as "gaming".

>>55747238
Yeah, NVDA was a great investment pre-covid. Back then it traded at single digit revenue multiples, and I held a position for an eventual 4x. Glad you figured that out now. Honestly it was pretty weak compared to the crypto gains themselves though.
When I invest, personally I like to be forward looking.

[Anonymous No.55747302]

>>55747288
What does this thread have to do with what the fuck Apple is going to do?
Are you stupid?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747314]

>>55747302
The bobos here are the perfect inverse signal, they are consistently wrong. Smart money will be slurping Apple very hard tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55747316]

>>55747238
never liked the Pabst Blue Ribbon. beer anon should make us one.
let's all invest in PBR, a state-owned Brazilian multinational petroleum corporation

[Anonymous No.55747326]

>>55747283
post the chart
crab day + green futes

[Anonymous No.55747327]

>>55747288
Call credit spreads on Tim Apple, got it anon thanks.

[Anonymous No.55747331]

>>55747302
He's retarded and just wants to talk about bobos because he has nothing of value to say.

[Anonymous No.55747332]

If you degens want an oil gamble, BPT is *right there*. We're hitting its breakeven/payout point.

[Anonymous No.55747333]

>>55747314
Do you ever have anything fundamental to say, you fucking nigger?

[Anonymous No.55747336]

>>55747326

[Anonymous No.55747337]

>>55747316
I sold my PBR positions last week to slurp another, was a great divie

[Anonymous No.55747340]

>>55747268
yep, how much AI news before mid Sept. 2022 ?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747341]

>>55747333
>Muh fundamentals
No wonder ur poor.

[Anonymous No.55747345]

>>55747341
Im not poor

[Anonymous No.55747346]

>>55747336

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747354]

>>55747345
>bearish takes
>boomer tier views on tech and AI
>believes shit like P/Es matter
Ya, you're poor. You likely also read zerohedge and invest in precious metals.

[Anonymous No.55747369]

>>55747268
Sure, hope those sales numbers can back up that speculation.

[Anonymous No.55747373]

>>55747354

[Anonymous No.55747377]

>>55747354
Im bearish, because the market is clearly overvalued.
Meanwhile you have said nothing substantive the whole thead
You are so poor, you probably shill for a living.

[Anonymous No.55747383]

hmmm

[Anonymous No.55747385]

Whats about to squeeze next and why is it LOVEsac ?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747388]

>>55747377
>Im bearish, because the market is clearly overvalued.
It's unironically undervalued, you need to look at the value vs money supply. The only way you will ever see a significant crash is if the Fed manages to do like 3T in QT, which won't ever happen.

[Anonymous No.55747392]

>>55746980
Already did. See you in October nvidia pajeet.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55747399]

>>55747392
What strike and expiration did you get?

[Anonymous No.55747400]

>>55747299
got a few miners left, they are still useful from time to time when a customer forgets a password. paid themselves off long ago.

[Anonymous No.55747402]

>>55747388
>highest interest rates in 20 years
>highest stock valuation in 20 years (oustide of Lehman and Covid)
>undervalued

[Anonymous No.55747403]

>>55747383
I see

[Anonymous No.55747416]

>>55747251
>Software engineering is currently the most important career in society
>he thinks people like scoopies who butt chug red bull, pop amphetamines, and furiously masturbate to hentai are the future of this country
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.55747427]

>>55747416
That's unironically the bull case for SWE careers. It's a species that does not reproduce naturally. Supply will always be constrained.

[Anonymous No.55747432]

>>55747299
>well, well, ackshually I always thought NVDA was a good company
>mah crypto gainz

Shut the fuck up poor fag. Just admit you were wrong.

[Anonymous No.55747456]

>>55747383
No rug please anon, it would be cruel.

[Anonymous No.55747460]

>>55746978
Would you short 20 - 30 year bonds from these levels?

[Anonymous No.55747464]

>>55747427
A team of pajeets is going to be tasked to train AI to be able to software engineer to their own detriment and once it's learned literally all cubicle cucks will be liquidated. You'll be standing in a breadline after that
>but muh universal basic income
This is just a grift to convince retards to replace themselves willingly. There will be no UBI, there never was.

[Anonymous No.55747482]

*Farts*

[Anonymous No.55747485]

>>55747432
don't know about >>55747299
but i am not investor. i am a trader. when i can make enough $ i sell & do not look back.

[Anonymous No.55747487]

>>55747460
Yields testing ath for the year again, tlt testing lows again. It'll make a decision very soon, it's kind of a sketch trade short at the moment even with the obvious selloff... I say tmv commons small or tlt 85p 180dte puts small.

[Anonymous No.55747505]

By the way, this month's TD Action List report came out today ... I'm going to simulate the last 5 years, and going only on their recommendations and see where it ends up

[Anonymous No.55747513]

>>55747385
why are those financials all over the place ?

[Anonymous No.55747526]

>>55747505
Broker speak for soft landing i guess.

[Anonymous No.55747527]

>>55747487
Good analysis. Thanks

[Anonymous No.55747535]

>>55747505
>Only goes back to 2020
Still, that gives me about 30 months to plot, which is useful

>>55747526
Nah somewhere else they said a recession would be a hard landing and a soft landing is like, slowed by positive growth or something
Doesn't matter what we get, stonks are going to decline at some point anyways

[Anonymous No.55747543]

>>55747383
Spy calls looking good

[Anonymous No.55747548]

*sigh*
So we're retardpumping tomorrow after all huh

[Anonymous No.55747554]

*Burps*

[Anonymous No.55747561]

>>55746334
as long as you buy the horse for less than the meat is worth, it's a good investment

[Anonymous No.55747573]

>>55747535
What would you like to buy if tomorrow we wake up and every ticker is 50% off? no etfs or letfs. For me it would probably be uber.

[Anonymous No.55747583]

>>55747535
My guess is a recession is unavoidable in the next presidential term regardless of who wins. A kindergarten student could look at the national debt chart and tell you thats clearly not good. And there isn't a single plan by any politician to reduce said debt.

[Anonymous No.55747584]

>>55747526
>expecting 0% rates ever again, especially under Powell
Kek

[Anonymous No.55747587]

AAPL is a garbage stock
TUP is better

[Anonymous No.55747592]

>>55747548
i think i am seeing ^

[Anonymous No.55747596]

>>55747584
It'd have to be a catastrophic event to do that i assume. What event would you like? For me it's a dirty bomb in keiv.

[Anonymous No.55747598]

>>55747583
I'm going strictly by the yield curve. Shit's still fucked, and I am in cash. Waiting for a dip.

>>55747573
I have a long time horizon, 5-20 years depending.
You want my secret sauce? Looking at TAK, VMC, WMT, EWW, ATD, and keeping an eye on copper and silver, also sand and water and uranium

[Anonymous No.55747603]

AI will save us

[Anonymous No.55747610]

>>55747596
??? Don't think that would matter. Stocks might crash a little, but no need to cut to 0 because of that. There will be no below 2-3% interest time in the near future. They will not want to make the same mistake again

[Anonymous No.55747612]

>>55747598
blessed ty anon

[Anonymous No.55747616]

*Shits*

[Anonymous No.55747623]

Kek looking at VZ's overall heath the fears over this "lead in the cable" thing is overblown. Any divvy cut fears are overblown to. Which hey allowed me to bag cheap shares so I can't complain to much. But the thing to understand is this; any litigation over the lead cable, big ass if at this point, would take years. The company would drag it out. They'd have the full backing of the laws as they existed at that time. You can't fucking sue and win if hey the company did nothing wrong. You can't make something retroactive so if they change the law next week, it'd only apply to any new cables put in, not existing ones. Now if they installed the cable and did not follow the laws regarding it then yeah they'd be on the legal hook. But again, they'd drag it out. In any event the divvy is safe no mater what. I expect another hike soon.

[Anonymous No.55747627]

>>55747596
>>55747610
A bancrupt government

[Anonymous No.55747629]

>>55747610
More bodies will rise to the surface. I guess it would have to be an economic meltdown, i assume 2022 took a ton of leverage out of the market, but it's coming back. We got the higher, but how long is the longer? I'm getting tired.

[Anonymous No.55747631]

My portfolio is now large enough that it swings more on a typical day than I make in a pay period. On a crazy day I might gain or lose several months worth of pay. I don’t know what this feel is called, but it’s a feel.

[Anonymous No.55747635]

>>55747596
china gonna take semi conductor island.
RTX still looks cheap not financial advise.

[Anonymous No.55747637]

>>55747383
>Amazon single handedly saved the economy
Wow.

[Anonymous No.55747639]

>>55747603
AI empowers the people!!

[Anonymous No.55747644]

>>55747631
You have a 250K folio.

[Anonymous No.55747647]

>>55747297
>pic
kek!

[Anonymous No.55747655]

>>55747623
could they play the gov forced us to split up and we inherited those cables card ?

[Anonymous No.55747673]

>>55747631
Six figure hell.

The hell part comes not just from "agh, not enough to retire", but also the wage < swing calculaton.

[Anonymous No.55747676]

>>55747639
Can AI drink some nasty Pabst Blue Ribbon and convince me I have a buzz ?
BUD down after hours

[Anonymous No.55747709]

>Brap doot

[Anonymous No.55747764]

*sniff*
Smells like Natty gas in here

[Anonymous No.55747776]

We're going back to 180 Amazon chads.

[Anonymous No.55747782]

>>55747764
Really? I was getting more of an AQB scent...

[Anonymous No.55747785]

>>55747623
I think VZ is the more modern split, where AT&T inherited more legacy infrastructure from Bell. Even if they have to pitch in for cleanup efforts, AT&T would foot more of the bill because they have more of the shit.

[Anonymous No.55747786]

>>55747709
>not familiar why Nov 2020
made money on BEPC before. earnings tomorrow. dancing with yearly low.

[Anonymous No.55747794]

*Cums*

[Anonymous No.55747835]

>>55747251
People believe that until.their electric goes off or toilet backs up. Im sure south africa is loving all those coders.

[Anonymous No.55747840]

When will Bobos accept defeat?

[Anonymous No.55747848]

backdoored my roth IRA at the beginning of the year in VTSAX, have not looked at the stock market since, net worth just keeps growing

[Anonymous No.55747853]

>>55747840
The higher it goes the more overvalued it gets
Is your brain workling, nigger?

[Anonymous No.55747856]

>>55747583
To reduce the debt you cut fiscal spending to zero and lower monetary rates to zero. Let the market figure it out.

[Anonymous No.55747858]

>>55747853
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

[Anonymous No.55747862]

>>55747709
thanks anon, looked at BEPC, placed bid at 28.33 if anyone wants to after market sell there

[Anonymous No.55747870]

DROP A BAG ON YOUR ASS
- BOBO

[Anonymous No.55747884]

>>55747505
>>55747535
Well I did 6 months in 2020, and that got me a $2,377 return vs the market return of $4,900. Looks like analysts are full of shit

>>55747786
>>55747862
Guys this was a funny meme name I saw in a report 3 years ago, I mean do what you want but still

[Anonymous No.55747897]

am i buying calls for meme tup earnings

[Anonymous No.55747901]

>>55747858
At least you admit, its irrational

[Anonymous No.55747902]

Swedenbro, who is also Lumposter I think, are you here?

[Anonymous No.55747904]

>>55747897
>Went up 800% in two weeks on 50x average volume
>Hey guys should I buy contracts when the IV is extremely high?

[Anonymous No.55747908]

>>55746334
How much would a 5G horse yield?

[Anonymous No.55747910]

>>55747858
I'm actually getting paid for shorting.

[Anonymous No.55747911]

Did y’all get fucked today?

[Anonymous No.55747912]

>>55747910
For the amount of margin I use and the amount I get: 3,49 Euro, that's like an interest of 13,5% on my capital

[Anonymous No.55747917]

>>55747910
>>55747912
Are you sure that it's not you who are paying the Haltekosten? :^)

[Anonymous No.55747919]

>>55747910
How are you hedging downside risk? I thought people usually get a forward contract on their shorts but then that'd either equal parity or remove any gains

[Anonymous No.55747924]

>>55747917
No, it would be negative if I was paying. See here:

Older date, when rates were lower. With increasing rates (ECB) the Haltekostensatz changes to my benefit.

[Anonymous No.55747928]

*Pisses*

[Anonymous No.55747929]

>>55747917
This was 2 days ago, before the last increase.

[Anonymous No.55747932]

>>55747901
Of course it’s irrational retard everyone knows that except stupid bobos

[Anonymous No.55747933]

>>55747911
Yes

[Anonymous No.55747934]

>>55747056
Whatcha doin Rabbi?

[Anonymous No.55747935]

>>55747910
Most people don't understand this. Unless your stock gains 5% per year (or pays a divvy), you're basically losing money with current interest rates.

[Anonymous No.55747937]

>>55747919
What do you mean with downside risk? The risk is upwards, the market going up? I'm not hedging, currently. Sometimes I should have, but it didn't expect it to recover this hard. Now I think the chances of DAX recovering are getting lower and lower.

[Anonymous No.55747939]

>>55747884
>I did 6 months in 2020
I only did 48 hours in 2020.
BEPC is big buy or big sell in morning trading. bumped my order to 28.35

[Anonymous No.55747959]

>>55747924
>>55747929
CFDs are a weird thing.
Germany 40 is some synthetic "index" the broker came up with, right? Probably covering DAX plus some others.
And you shorted for... 30€?

[Anonymous No.55747961]

>>55747939
share more orders and $ anons. it is crowd sourced if we all contribute

[Anonymous No.55747977]

>>55747959
>30
Why try to ridicule me? Are you envious?

Germany 40 is the DAX. It's 40 companies now.

[Anonymous No.55747979]

goodnight /smg/
I'll see you all at 4AM EST

[Anonymous No.55747982]

>>55747487
I'm blasting the march $120 calls for size

[Anonymous No.55747987]

>>55747937
Oh sorry, I thought you were trading forex pairs for some reason

>>55747884
If I do 6 months but for more recent months, you'd have lost a bit of money, but not as much as the broader market did. So it seems that blindly following TD's recommendations will stabilize the portfolio a bit, but avoiding drawdowns is better imo

[Anonymous No.55747988]

>>55747977
>Germany 40 is the DAX. It's 40 companies now.
oh. haven't checked in years.

[Anonymous No.55747998]

>>55747932
The valuations are irrational, you stupid nigger
Do you get paid for this shit, you scum of the earth?

[Anonymous No.55748006]

>>55747383
>>55747403
FUCKIGN CLOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.55748019]

>>55747979
nap time here also. back in 4.5 hours. need more tickers and prices.

[Anonymous No.55748023]

>>55747987
No no, primarily DAX.
I'm looking for swedebro, cause I also want to short Sweden, but would like some insight.

[Anonymous No.55748029]

>>55748019
bet one of our frens can write an app for that. night

[Anonymous No.55748049]

>>55747901
Markets do not and have never traded at 15 p/E or fair value at a consistent level over time. Sorry Bobo, but the big crash you want was in October 2022 and you have missed the rally.

[Anonymous No.55748050]

>>55747592
i hope you're right
i've been kinda conditioned to think we're gonna retardpump because that's just how this dogshit market rolls but i'll gladly welcome an early hours retardpump followed by a continuation of the dump
I'll just sit on my cash if it crabs

[Anonymous No.55748069]

*Slaps*

[Anonymous No.55748084]

the other day my wife caught me jacking off and was like 'let me see your computer' and i was able to flip it around and close PH with the same hand
maybe i should be a closeup magician

[Anonymous No.55748118]

>>55748084
kek

[Anonymous No.55748154]

>>55748084
>not being a Chad and having her give you a helping hand or mouth
Ngmi. Bearish for SPY.

[Anonymous No.55748168]

>>55748154
she gives me a blowie or handie once a day but i need to get off 3 or 4 times a day

[Anonymous No.55748196]

>>55748168
bullish

[Anonymous No.55748209]

>>55748168
But you acted beta by hiding your porn like an embarrassed teenager. You should have held frame and gotten her to help suck you off right then and there. Because of your massive fumble SPY is dropping to 400 tomorrow, I hope you take time to reflect about your actions anon.

[Anonymous No.55748215]

>>55748209
Was probably watching Natalie Mars getting doublerailed

[Anonymous No.55748227]

>>55748215
>Natalie Mars
whoa now that's a very puffy pussy she has

[Anonymous No.55748234]

>>55748049
I didnt miss the rally, stupid nigger
I rode it and am out of it as I see no good stocks anymore

[Anonymous No.55748266]

[Anonymous No.55748301]

>>55748266
The jew buys after hours

[Anonymous No.55748403]

>>55748215
Who is this sexy girl?

[Anonymous No.55748419]

>>55748209
>Because of your massive fumble SPY is dropping to 400 tomorrow
>>55748168
Thank you so much

[Anonymous No.55748456]

Reminder that pltr is going to 25 by tuesday

[Anonymous No.55748472]

>>55748456
Cool

[Anonymous No.55748473]

>>55748403
No clue, who is that?

[Anonymous No.55748481]

>>55748473
Do you think she's sexy?
I do.
I'd love to know who she is.

[Anonymous No.55748517]

>>55748481
Me not really. and probably a tranny.

[Anonymous No.55748519]

you're not a moron who thought we were dumping right?

[Anonymous No.55748536]

>>55748519
ur bounce has failed to get past the resistance from yesterday's crab

[Anonymous No.55748546]

>>55748519
Cramer told me not to worry

[Anonymous No.55748547]

Wow we really gonna end this week with a gigapump huh? Ah well, watching the Super Mario Bros. movie on Peacock while doing trades is super comfy right now.

>>55748403
damn she can suck me off dry with those plump double lobed lips!

[Anonymous No.55748558]

>>55748519
>>55747283
>>55747840
>Getting nervous Bobo?
>Not at all - in fact, I expect there to be a relief rally from AMZN / AAPL, I would be genuinely surprised if we continue falling after their earnings. Gotta shake out the weak bobo hands, before the continuation to the downside. Gotta end the week closer flat, can't have too many puts expire ITM.
Mumu will see this and claim victory, when it does not change the bobo thesis whatsoever. Mumu cares about right now, right this minute. Bobo is in no rush, slow and steady, as it is inevitable
It's all so predictable, mumu, including you.

[Anonymous No.55748565]

>>55748546
lol 20% correction confirmed

[Anonymous No.55748574]

>>55748546
hot take, but cramer is right this time

[putsRnotDaWae No.55748588]

>>55748558
>Mumu will see this and claim victory
We always claim victory, no matter what happens. Mumus have confidence and are chads, bobos are virgin incel losers.

[Hi. No.55748592]

>>55748574
how much do you wanna bet ?

[Anonymous No.55748598]

*Fucks*

[Anonymous No.55748605]

>>55748517
HA the jokes on you.
She totally IS a tranny and you had no idea.
I bet she actually made your cock hard.
What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.55748607]

>>55748536
I don’t get it. Duck hands heart?

[Anonymous No.55748611]

>>55748592
How does threeve Brazilian Bolivars sound?

[Anonymous No.55748612]

>>55748565
>20% correction
lol

[Anonymous No.55748620]

>>55748574
Mumus are 80% of the time right. So what's so special about that? Markets almost always recover, it's a ponzi. Especially the US market.

>>55748605
No, cause ugly either way

SWEDEBRO are you HERE?

[Anonymous No.55748622]

>>55748620
Bist du auf Nachtschicht?

[Anonymous No.55748642]

>>55748622
Nein, nur früh aufgewacht.

[Anonymous No.55748659]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.55748690]

Yikes

[Anonymous No.55748698]

>>55748659
they don't care, incel

[Anonymous No.55748705]

>>55748690
cool i cant wait to pick up nasdaq cheapies at 0

[Anonymous No.55748707]

>>55748690

[Anonymous No.55748726]

>>55748659
>I hate women
at this pint, only trannies like women

[Anonymous No.55748731]

>>55748690
Anyone who thinks this is natural is totally fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.55748739]

>>55748690
-100% next?

[Anonymous No.55748741]

>>55748705
>le crash
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.55748742]

kek my sister's baby is due in a few weeks and she posted this laundry list of requirements to see the baby
top is 'no advice unless asked for' and it's a kick-outable offense

[Anonymous No.55748746]

>>55748744
>>55748744
>>55748744
>>55748744

[Anonymous No.55748752]

>>55748690
Now do 2016, 2019 and 2020 fagot

[Anonymous No.55748819]

Kill