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Earnings incoming

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55744508

Told ya

>> No.55744513
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Damn. Bears are so retarded. Lol.

>> No.55744514
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>>55744494
What did you sell today?
What did you buy today?

>> No.55744521

fuck, I should've bought some amazon before the close

>> No.55744525
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BOIL

>> No.55744526

Isn’t it a little absurd for the market to rely so much on a single company’s success?

>> No.55744530
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My AAPL shorts will surely save me...

>> No.55744534

only 100K at 25, will I ever make it?

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>> No.55744537

You didn't actually buy today, right anon?

>> No.55744538
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55744538

>amazon soaring
bullrun almost confirmed saved. Just need to see apple.

>> No.55744540
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Well there goes these fuckers right into the trash

>> No.55744541

>>55744526
It's not that you mong. It's that the success of that company is indicative of the overall health of the economy which means that the bear case is shite.

>> No.55744542

NAQDAQ pump from Amazon is absolutely fucking anemic wtf, we’re barely at yesterday’s close. My calls I bought yesterday are fucked.

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*flick* ok, ok, no big deal...
A-alexa, cancel my kids college application.
Market cover my AMZN and move it all over to a leveraged AAPL short.
Google "what to do as a newly minted retiree"

>> No.55744545

>>55744498
Do you screen for stocks? or do you just browse twitter and news for ideas

>> No.55744548
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>smg gave me the impression that amzn was going to dump so rather than buying I choose #cashgang
never taking advice from smg again.

>> No.55744549

Has anyone noticed how for the past few years, literally every time the ponzi is about to start falling over one of the biggest slop peddler tech corps posts good earnings just in time and saves the market? It's almost like it's all scripted.

I'm NOOOOTICING

>> No.55744551

>>55744526
yes it's called a bubble
top-heavy index
if you take the bottom 490 companies of the s&p I can almost guarantee you'll outperform over the next 10 years

>> No.55744552

>>55744538
someone said earlier amazon calls im insider

>> No.55744557
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55744557

is there any reason for sticking around until mid september?

>> No.55744559

>>55744540
Did you actually think it was time to short big tech? Especially when one has AI meme to work? MSFT was the only big tech that sold off and it was barely enough to save your IV.

>> No.55744562
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>>55744534
If you dont inherit at LEAST a million dollars by 18yo it's over I'm sorry to say

>> No.55744563

>>55744526
No

>> No.55744565

>>55744549
>every time the ponzi is about to start falling over
what ponzi? the globe?

>> No.55744567

>>55744538
Hopefully the gloom of AAPL's low sales will weigh on everything even AMZN (I'm in the bargaining phase)

>> No.55744572

Cool so amazon and apple are gonna do well and we'll go into another retardpump necro rally
Sucks because I really wanted a bigger dip to enter some longs but I'm making money anyways so whatever

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>>55744551
>Picking zombie corps over the bread and butter of American hegemony during a time of rate increases
I seriously hope you guys dont do this.

>> No.55744582

How much longer till Apple?

>> No.55744585

>>55744572
I feel you. I have 10% cash from written options I havent been able to spend for months cause everything is at retard high levels

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Posting a classic to celebrate

>> No.55744588
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Why the hell would anyone short Amazon when META made it abundantly clear that ads are once again king? But seriously, how the fegg did they double the operating income? The fugg? Fire a bunch of people? Nah, can't be since more people than ever are apparently working... Seriously, how did they achieve this spectacular result?
I know mega caps have a bunch of ZIRPs but come on, do the rates not matter at fuckin all? High core inflation + low PPI ensuring high profits?

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>>55744572
You'll have a chance next month, most likely

>> No.55744591

>>55744562
I wish the generations before me died already so I can finally be free
I don't like them, if they weren't family I probably would have never gotten to know them

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>>55744526
>why would the market move when the biggest barometers of the market move

>> No.55744601

>>55744530
Oh no bobo

>> No.55744603
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>AMZN, AAPL and MSFT all had good earnings
How will bears ever recover from this?

>> No.55744614

>>55744592
why does this seasonality exist?

>> No.55744623

>>55744603
AAPL hasn't reported yet

>> No.55744627
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>>55744582
15 minutes

>> No.55744628

>>55744576
it's not about what you buy, it's about how much you pay for it
microsoft was great and the future of america in '99 but the recovery of the price you paid for that greatness took 17 years, just to break even

>> No.55744633

Let Tim Cook cook

>> No.55744636
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>>55744623
I can see the future, and it's green.

>> No.55744638

>>55744603
Did apple drop yet? Thought its 430 typically.

>> No.55744646

>>55744633
I don't know if you're saying this because you are a Zoomer or you're doing it ironically. Either way, I chuckled.

>> No.55744647

>>55744638
They didn't report yet

>> No.55744648
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he can't lose

>> No.55744650

>>55744514
roll

>> No.55744652

>>55744588
Its also a 1.3 trillion company.

>> No.55744657

>>55744648
>taking cock in your ass
>gift from god
maybe if god was a demonic retard

>> No.55744659

Any DKNG anons here? I told you to always bet on gambling. They've been pumping ads in my state since it was legalized recently.

>> No.55744662

>>55744657
Tim Apple's a top, dummy

>> No.55744663

>MARA
>RIOT
This is your final warning.

>> No.55744670

>>55744648
>gay
So he has brainworms?

>> No.55744672

aapl, amzn, coin, sq earnings. big day for my etf's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I

>> No.55744675

>>55744662
he eats da poo poo

>> No.55744676

>>55744663
I have $55k in bitfarms, do I convert to Mara?

>> No.55744681

>>55744659
Kek, Draft Kangz is one of those companies that places like Seeking Alpha have been fudding all fucking year. They're up nearly 77% over the past 6 months.

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>>55744672

>> No.55744693

CMON AAPL FFS, DON'T WANNA WAIT

>> No.55744696
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Bezos and tim apple will cause another rally and Im out fucking booze again

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>>55744663
To buy or sell? And why is the warning final? Oh God ... is it habbening?

>> No.55744708

>>55744681
Typical journalists trying to spread propaganda.

>> No.55744714

>>55744681
>betting against a fantasy sports platform in a nation which solely runs on fandom and spectator sports
lol,
lmao even

>> No.55744724

>>55744693
there is literally no case for Apple
t. just sold my all-in amzn gains

>> No.55744728

>>55744663
I'm waiting til September for real nigga slurping hours. Assuming crypto takes a giant dump along with the rest of the market.

>> No.55744736

Sirs when to all in TMF stock coin?

>> No.55744739
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I fell in love with my female broker


I sold a position today for a $2000 profit, I wonder if that made her blush, god I love her so bad, I wonder what she looks like - she sounds cute and she complimented my diversified portfolio

were all gonna make it bros

>> No.55744742

>>55744724
App store

>> No.55744752

>>55744614
Big dicks returning from vacation in September and reassessing their portfolios for the holidays and schoolyear.

>> No.55744754

>>55744742
what about it? it's an innovation for 2009

>> No.55744756

>>55744739
>I sold a position today
what position
god i hate verification

>> No.55744760

>>55744756
mating press

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what's his portfolio?

>> No.55744768

NOT GUILTY, WRONG, SAD

>> No.55744778

WHERE IS THE PUMP NASDAQ

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PUMP

>> No.55744781

>>55744756
IEP, crashed hard due to unconfirmed rumors by some wall street sharks who own all the (( news outlets )) - bought the dip and got a 70% gain

Holding all my other AAA company longs, I aint selling anything worth holding long term

>> No.55744785

>>55744767
DFNS

>> No.55744791

>>55744739
Me and your broker were laughing at your portfolio behind your back. I called it di-virgin-fied and then we banged.
t. Chad

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*beep* *boop* *beep* *boop* *boop* *boop* *beep*
Hey mumu, bobo here, quick, pull up AAPL I want you to check something

>> No.55744803

>>55744791
his broker is named Chaim.

>> No.55744808
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>>55744793
beat on the top and bottom line

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>>55744791
noooo dont say that Anon, my positions are excellent, Broker-chan would never make fun of me like that stop lying she would have advised me otherwise shes warned me about risky option plays in the past and she looks out for me

>> No.55744811

TIMMM
HOW DO YOU DOWNGRADE AND STILL MISS?

>> No.55744813

WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS, LEBOWSKI?!?

>> No.55744815

>APPLE 3Q EPS $1.26, EST. $1.20
>APPLE 3Q REV. $81.80B, EST. $81.55B
I have beheemed myself

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>>55744808
Apple saved the bull market.

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it's over

>> No.55744822

>>55744768
NOT GUILTY! HE SAID HE DIDN'T DO IT! HE DIDN'T DO NOTHING! NOT GUILTY! FREE MY NIGGA TRUMP!

>> No.55744823

>>55744760
nice!

>> No.55744824
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55744824

>AAPL

>> No.55744826

>>55744815
why is AAPL down?

>> No.55744827

>>55744793
It beat and during the call Tim Cook will say AI 100 times.

>> No.55744830

these aren't good numbers

>> No.55744831

AMZN pumping sky high from earnings damn

>> No.55744833

>>55744494
BULLS ARE BEING EXECUTED MEXICAN CATEL STYLE AND IM LAAAAAAUGGHINGGGGGGH

>> No.55744837

>APPLE 3Q IPHONE REVENUE $39.67B, EST. $39.8B
lmao close one

>>55744831
>sky high
>+7%
come on

>> No.55744839

Crab day tomorrow, huh?

>> No.55744840

>tank expectations to the floor
>beat expectations
>stock pumps
It's really that easy, huh?

>> No.55744841

How smart of an idea is it to sell some of my strongest performing stocks and use that money to buy into my under performing ones?

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>> No.55744847
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH NEGATIVE .37% TODAY RRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.55744849

>>55744841
retarded, absolutely retarded

>> No.55744850

PRODUCTS REV. $60.58B, EST. $60.67B

IPHONE REVENUE $39.678, EST. $39.88

MAC REVENUE $6.84B, EST. $6.378

IPAD REVENUE $5.79B, EST. $6.33B

WEARABLES, HOME & ACCESSORIES $8.288, EST. $8.38B

GREATER CHINA REV. $15.76B, EST. $14.59B

OPER CASH FLOW $26B, EST. $22.94B

TOTAL OPER EXPENSES $13.42B, EST. $13.5B

boring

>> No.55744852

>>55744841
not very. do the opposite imo.

>> No.55744854

>>55744840
Faggots thought amd was going to pump too, just wait till tomorrow

>> No.55744857

>>55744847
I'm sorry it keeps happening, anon

>> No.55744858

WHAT THE FUCK I WANTED TO RETIRE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WORK ANOTHER YEAR NOW BECAUSE I WAS 60% AAPL AND 40% BONDS

>> No.55744859
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yo semi's are dying
#SOXL
#SOXS

>> No.55744860

>>55744841
I have some stocks you can buy.

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>https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/03/amazon-amzn-q2-earnings-report-2023.html

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/amazon-beats-expectations-on-domestic-e-commerce-sales-aws-stock-jumps-c18eee1a

>https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/amazon-forecasts-third-quarter-revenue-above-estimates-2023-08-03/

We are so fucking back AMZN bros!

>> No.55744864

>>55744841
Very bad idea

>> No.55744868

what a day, just to end flat

>> No.55744869

>APPLE'S SALES DECLINED FOR A THIRD-STRAIGHT QUARTER, FIRST TIME SINCE 2016

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>Just look outside bro, nobody ain't be buying Apple devices anymore
Are some of you guys retarded? Apple... and normies... people will take huge loans and give up their own children rather than give up consumerism.
Well, tomorrow is gonna be fun

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>>55744494
Its time.

>> No.55744876

Is it time to buy more ENVX
Wen slurp?

>> No.55744877

>>55744864
>>55744860
>>55744852
>>55744849
Why is it such a bad idea? Does it matter where the money comes from when buying dips?

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Uh oh

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>>55744530
Welcome to the big leagues champ

>> No.55744883

>>55744827
Apple doesnt really have AI stuff to blab about like AMZN will.

>> No.55744888

>>55744858
Congratulations you figured out the joke. All buy and hold gains come from inflation, you're never going to retire.

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amazon literally saved the market. we are so fucking back.

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>>55744494
Its ogre.

>> No.55744895

>>55744883
they could just say they do and every retard will throw money at it, but they just started that high yield bank account shit so what happen?

>> No.55744897

>>55744830
I am retarded, but how does beating both earnings and rev estimates = bad numbers? what else should I be looking at? I frequently see this shit where companies beat on every conceivable metric but everyone hates it and the stock goes down. what am I missing?

>> No.55744901

>>55744892
Apple’s dumping it right now though.

>> No.55744902
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>AAPL back in the gutter
thank fuck at least one of my puts is gonna print tomorrow

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>>55744870
Nah, bitches on dating sites arent even freaking out about the color of my texts anymore, tech is dead. Android is superior anyways.

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>>55744888
reminder most people here don't even own any stocks

>> No.55744908

>>55744892
I was still pretty down on amazon. Didnt buy the dip like i did for alphabet and msft so glad im finally breaking even again on it. Was depressing me out for a while since its a large part of my portfolio.

>> No.55744909

>>55744869
> Omg aapl is down almost half a percent
Literal nothing burger

>> No.55744910

>>55744888
FUCK FUCK FUCK I AM GOING ALL IN ON iBONDS THEN

>> No.55744914

>>55744892
Apple will bring it down like a nigger bringing down a lifeguard trying to save him

>> No.55744915

Apple will be $200 within a week. Bobos are evil and evil never wins.

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>>55744897
Sometimes it's guidance, sometimes it's some minor detail in the report, sometimes it's already priced in and some big investor sells out. Honestly, nobody here knows (if we knew, we wouldn't be here wasting away but instead live on Svalbard, comfy and away from all this bullshit)

>> No.55744920

>>55744847
Mentally ill sicko. Stop posting anime. You aren't that 2D girl.

>> No.55744924
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>>55744909
Cope

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>up .19% right after the bell
>now down .50%

>> No.55744934

>>55744781
I can't tell if the government should investigate hindenburg research or icahn enterprises

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NET bros WAGMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g

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>>55744826
Because those were generously lowered estimates designed to allow apple to beat. Just barely squeaking above the charity estimate is bad.

>> No.55744944

>>55744916
Just say Jews anon

>> No.55744946

>>55744877
how do you know it will come up and not dip more?

you should sell losers and add to winners.

>> No.55744947

>>55744931
Well why would it be up before they even released earnings anon? It was clearly bait for degenerate bull gamblers who bought qqq contracts for 15 minutes after close because they thought they were smart. They weren’t.

>> No.55744952

>Long-time bear and asset-bubble expert, John Hussman, who called the 2000 and 2008 crashes has warned the extreme bubble in stocks 'will end in tears' with the S&P 500 plunging 64%

Should we be worried or nah?

>> No.55744953
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>>55744944
wtf but that's anti-semitic, bro???

>> No.55744954

Do people really view themselves as warren buffet for buying the same stock he bought a few years ago, except today at a 5x higher valuation largely driven by multiple expansion?

>> No.55744956

Quick! We need a necromancer! Someone rise tim cook from the grave!

>> No.55744957

>>55744947
I meant my portfolio which has quite a bit of AAPL in it

>> No.55744962

>>55744952
>S&P 500 plunging 64%
God, I wish.

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Just started a new seed of UNG, 12 shares for the twelve tribes of Israel and perfection of governance in the Hebrew numerological system, at $6.88 with 8 meaning "new beginnings".

>> No.55744965

>>55744957
I know. That’s why it went up initially before earnings were released, to trick bull fags, then when earnings came out (and bulls could no longer get out of qqq) ait dumped. Pretty simple.

>> No.55744966

>>55744942
>Because those were generously lowered estimates
is there anywhere to track shit like this or is it just all rumor and hearsay? I really have no sense of where the estimates figures on sites like earningswhispers come from, they're just sort of there and I assume it's a blended average of figures that cold-blooded finance guys with money on the line put out. Or is it really just some dumbo in a room with a $30 portfolio throwing out random numbers?

>> No.55744971

>>55744954
>Do people really view themselves as warren buffet for buying the same stock he bought a few years ago
yes
its buffett btw

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>>55744494

>> No.55744984

>>55744952
>>Long-time bear and asset-bubble expert, John Hussman

someone should tell john to hush man.

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>>55744952
Problem with bobos is that they are always wrong and right... the market always corrects itself but in the end only and always goes up. Since those bears are almost always bearish, they happen to be bearish during the instances when the market crashes, making it seem like they are some sort of prophets.
Who knows? But look at mega caps' earnings and then ask yourself, why should the market crash now when the earnings are that good?

>> No.55745005

GUISE THIS IS NO LONGER HALF A PERCENT DROP ON APPLE COMPUTER HOLY FUCK

>> No.55745010

AMAZON PUTS? SOMEBODY WANNA BUY?

>> No.55745015

BUDDY

>> No.55745017

>>55744989
At one point Rome had the best market in the world and then never recovered that spot again. Even Newton lost money being a degenerate bull gambler.
>Dude the east India stock will never collapse
Ok Newton

>> No.55745019

>>55744877
would you spend more time with people that make you feel bad or people that lift your spirits?

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>>55744989
>Earnings are this good
Because the earnings aren't that good in comparison to past earnings. They keep dropping expectations QoQ and they still barely meet/beat them. The valuations are out of sync with reality and are running on fumes at this point, I don't think we'll see a 64 percent decline, but a correction of 5-10 percent is probably warranted at this point.

>> No.55745029

>>55744982
This is my favorite Elton John song

>> No.55745035

>>55745017
>east India stock
southsea company. However you miss the part that the wealth doesnt disappear. Romes markets didnt collapse and dissipate. It shifted to different areas or was lost via trade export.

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>bobo right now
People are losing their fucking life savings and boomers are losing their lives and what... you're laughing? You're enjoying this? Good numbers, good earnings, all that despite high rates and stagnating inflation... and you guys are pleased? Disgusting

>> No.55745042

>>55745015
CANCEL

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DO SOMETHING TIM

>> No.55745055

>>55744557
LT vs ST capital gains.

>> No.55745056

>>55744526
Stop being antisemitic.

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>>55744833
>TSLA GOOG AMZN all green
Jokes on you, bobo. I still made money today.

>> No.55745066

Dude, AMZN beat earnings, why are markets shitting right now?? Did Apple fuck up that badly?

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>>55744966
yes but its mostly behind paywalls
theres seekingalpha, tiprates, and AAII

>> No.55745073

damnit tim apple
my OTM QQQ calls are absolutely heemed
need the fed to come in and buy up the debt market or im fucked

>> No.55745074

>>55745066
>why are markets shitting right now??
QQQ is flat afterhours. What are you even wailing about?

>> No.55745076

AAPL weighs heavier than AMZN GOOG combined. It's going to be a flat day tomorrow.

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>>55745026
For some yes, for others no. Some companies like AMD have reported abysmal earnings while Amazon for example utterly beat its 2022 comparison. Broadcom, ASML, and so on also had terrific numbers.
But inflation is stagnating and wage costs are starting to chip away at profits. The high core inflation + low PPI can only last for so long before they no longer can keep jacking up prices.
Plus consoomerism has largely stagnated and loans are re-financing soon.
Still, I think we are due for a small correction next month before soaring to new highs as the US tech industry is poised for a new uplift (pic related)

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what if this whole time was a bear market rally?

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>>55745037
hike rates harder so the incels can start having sex
it's the only way to fix what is broken

>> No.55745081

>>55745066
PRICED IN
FORWARD LOOKING

>> No.55745082

>>55745066
yes, pumped last time on muh china hype then now their china numbers were out and it was shit not worth the last hype

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>>55745079
>he doesn't know

>> No.55745091

>>55745029
The whole album is actually pretty good, I think it's got benny and the jets too, I bought this album at a thrift store on record as a young kid and my mom told me it rocked then freaked out when I asked what a jamaican jerk off was.

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>>55745080
But being an admin is employment right?

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>>55744576
I just buy JPM and CSCO

>> No.55745096

>>55744989
When did the market ever crash because of earnings? Crashes are a force on their own. You can't predict them and bobos just wish for one. What they do is to either gamble on a slow grind down or bet on single stocks being shitty for various reasons.

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This is what AAPL gets for trying to sell dick tuck clothes to kids.

>> No.55745109

Bitcorn still up
GBTC still up
Wtf where’s my dip

Enovix needs to dip harder

>> No.55745114

>>55745088
I do believe we will see a significant correction, But i do not see the end all be all. Doubt it will even touch Oct/Nov 2022 low

>> No.55745117

>>55745074
flat after a week with the biggest red day ytd.
my 42/43/44/45 bull call spread on TQQQ expiring tomorrow is looking heemed rn

>> No.55745127

>>55745096
It's more the fact that after the downgrade, the market was leaning on apple blowing expectations out of the park to keep on its steroidal path to one million. Now with just meh, the downgrade, rate hikes, incoming recession, rising inflation etc is impossible to pretend isnt there anymore. Also many markets have crashed because of earnings retard

>> No.55745134

>>55744576
people do this because they think value investing is just hunting for cos with low multiples, and they usually end up holding value trap slop with low p/e and high dividend yield

you should read this

https://www.ft.com/content/01ac1d52-6932-486d-9f1b-bcf9d5100600

>> No.55745149

>>55745127
>Also many markets have crashed because of earnings retard
name one

>> No.55745158

>>55744576
Reminder that after apple announced the first iPhone, their stock still crashed. ecause even the iPhone couldn't save the economy kek, no matter what you hold, you're just in competition for losing the least amount of money.

>> No.55745164

>>55744888
>All buy and hold gains come from inflation
Gains have to outpace inflation. Otherwise no one would take the risk of investing.

>> No.55745168

>>55745106
That was target

>> No.55745176

>>55745149
The dotcom bubble and the great financial crisis.

>> No.55745183

>>55745127
first, apple is a company that has sticky products with a short lifespan, so they have decent pricing power for their offerings, hence why they are priced at a high premium
second, market crashes are tail events, black swans, that aren't predictable

>> No.55745191

>>55745149
The covid crash was also earnings related.

>> No.55745194

>>55745149
Japans lost decade was in part due to companies that made no money (aka no fucking earnings) defaulting on their debts, sound familiar?

>> No.55745208

Holy fuck AMAZON wtf!

>> No.55745212

>>55745164
>Otherwise no one would...
Almost everyone on the planet is retarded. Whenever you start a sentence with those words, remember that yes, they would.

>> No.55745215

>>55745194
I have been saying this for years that the effect that the lost decade has had on japanese markets will ripple and is only just now entering ours and soon we will inherit 30+ years of crabbing.

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Head & Shoulders sell off on $ES should end about 4490 for all you slurpers

>> No.55745223

>>55745208
>tfw own msft, aapl, amazon and googl
So 2 of the big did well so far for me. Not bad.

>> No.55745224

>>55745035
Apple, Pear, people in 2100 won’t care. And your argument doesn’t refute my point. They lost top spot and declined for several generations before reclaiming even a fraction of their former financial power, even to this day it’s not even close. Bulls claiming something like that is impossible to happen to the US are either lying or have a tiny scope of history.

>> No.55745237

>>55745176
>The dotcom bubble
tulipmania that was build on growth perception.
> great financial crisis.
caused by a housing bubble burst and CDS shenigans
>covid crash
lockdown of the global economy

earnings have never cause one of these crashes.

>> No.55745240

>>55745035
i wish i knew history man

>> No.55745250

>>55745212
Okay, rational investors and financial experts would not take on the risk if that was the case.

>> No.55745254

So mad I didn’t get AMZN calls

>> No.55745271

>>55745254
People said the same about amd until the day after. Apple will tank a lot of amzn call holders if they hold after open tomorrow.

>> No.55745278

bet none of you just got head

>> No.55745280

>>55745254
i almost bought puts because most the product quality is so fucking garbage, but then i remember that consumers are fucking stupid and online shopping is king.

>> No.55745293

>>55744877
>reinforcing poor behavior
I hope you don't have dogs

>> No.55745297

>ICYMI - Russia to cut oil exports by 300,000 barrels per day in September
oh oh

>> No.55745299

>>55745250
>rational investors
Doesn't exist
>financial experts
Use insider information even though they aren't supposed to.

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don't skip leg day
I am watching you

>> No.55745305

>>55745278
How would you feel if you didn't just get head?

>> No.55745307

apple is 3 trillion
amazon is 1.25 trillion
thinking bobo wins today
gap down tomorrow
uptrend fully broken
mumu fully rectally heemed

also anyone listening to the apple call? everything they say is extreme cope lmao

>> No.55745319

OH SHIT THERE IT GOES!! LMAO

>> No.55745322

>>55745305
I didn’t think of that, soz

>> No.55745323

>>55745297
>tfw this wouldn't even effect us if we hadn't stopped domestic production here in the US
>gas is currently $5.20/gal where I live
Thanks Biden.

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>>55745304
I do squats every time I'm in the gym but I'm paranoid that my thighs are going to get bigger faster than my glues and it's going to make my ass look flat by comparison.

>> No.55745327

>>55745293
This is just basic buy low and sell high though what the fuck are you talking about with this shit.

>> No.55745328

APPLE COMPUTER

>> No.55745329

>>55745297
Can they afford to do that? I was under the impression that the russian state's revenue is dependent on oil and nat gas production.

>> No.55745337

>>55745328
BUDDY

>> No.55745341

>>55745278
Green text it
Or do you have a wife? Which would make it even more rare

>> No.55745344

>>55745168
>That was target

>> No.55745348

woman from credit suisse calls in, stock dumps

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>>55745304
>>55745325
Fellow men of culture.

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>>55745305
ALL HANDS ON DECK SLURP THE HECKIN AAPL DIPPERINO

>> No.55745358

>>55745293
No I'm saying don't buy underperforming stocks right before a recession that's like as obvious as saying you probably shouldn't inject crack into your eyeballs, but your question was just so dumb I thought you should know. Ask simple questions and you get simple answers.

>> No.55745362

Ultra turbo green tomorrow and next week

>> No.55745363

janet yellen is buying as much apple computer as she can, pounding the keyboard of her mac furiously screaming NOOOOOOOOOO my MARRRRRKEEEEETTT

>> No.55745366

>>55745358
>>55745327
Whoops meant for you

>> No.55745368

>>55745358
or at least wait for the september sales. Imagine not hoarding cash rn

>> No.55745372

>>55745362
This, except red

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>>55745304
>have 400lb squat and 6 figure portfolio
>still no gf

>> No.55745380

>>55745368
Imagine not capitalizing on the downside. What, you only know how to be bullish or something? Hoarding US dollars right now is the financial equivalence of agnosticism, just saying you got no clue but you'll make no money either way
>inb4 'I'll have cash to buy the dip
It'll dip again, checkm8

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Apple what the fuck

>> No.55745387

Average p/e ratio of the S&Poo has peaked. Bobos big crash is here!

>> No.55745393

operation get @finjourney banned from trading is in full effect

>> No.55745395

>>55745384
>global phone sales down everywhere
>R&D&M(arketing) costs for their VR goggles which has no product yet so no money to be made there
What were you expecting?

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>> No.55745415

>>55745380
you do you smarty pants gl;hf

>> No.55745416

apple financial guy, whatever his name is, is just spewing his copes to every caller who asks why apple is fake and gay
now THIS is what a call a market top ending

>> No.55745426

>>55745415
Reminder that after the tech bubble it took Microsoft 15 years to break even, and that's one of the best companies on earth, hope you pick well.

>> No.55745440

>>55745395
You can't stop my slurp nigger

>> No.55745441

>>55745426
I don't short stocks

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I said I will not harm the mumu, and I wont. But the market is the market and the dip takes the weak.

My market, my dip....my gains.

>> No.55745461

>>55745441
Puts aren't shorts, and if you can be bullish on a stock why can't you be bearish on a stock? Denial?
>>55745440
Boomers will, Warren buffet could murder you in his sleep should he choose to

>> No.55745465

kind of sucks amazon had such a good earnings but apple is enough to end the market
shorts are really jumping on it

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It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the shower; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming right now; so I am cumming day and night.

>> No.55745474

>>55745461
puts are a synthetic short, which the market maker still has to sell shares to hedge selling you that put

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>0.00% Daily Gain

Kinda cool. I wish I was zen like my portfolio.

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>>55745304
Ser, I do legs every Friday

>> No.55745492

>>55745377
>400 pound squat
just because you’re a quarter repping fatty, doesn’t mean you’ve made it
prove me wrong, go ahead and post the video of you hitting that

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>>55745474
Well when I buy a put I'm actually LONGING, so that's bullish. Checkmate, libtard.

>> No.55745496

>>55745474
Oh are you one of those gme cultists who think the stock market should be insultaed from downfall to protect retarded gamblers who think they're investing? Why do you care either way so long as you're making money? Inflation is still continuing anon, if anything holding cash like a normie is just losing you money anyways, like I said thinking you'll be able to time the bottom or whatever is just as much a gamble as anything else.

>> No.55745498

How tf does a stock at 5 cents have $60 million daily volume? $TIV

>> No.55745508

>>55745496
stopped reading at gme
miss me with 2021 meme stock shit

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BREAKING NEWS: Threads is dead on arrival, shocking absolutely nobody.

>> No.55745515

god damnit tim apple
it's fucking over

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>>55745492
lol tell me you're a manlet without telling me you're a manlet

>> No.55745521

>>55745224
it's a lot harder to take over trade now rather than centuries ago

just like how nobody can build a car from scratch any more, nobody can replace a mega corporation entirely

>> No.55745524

>>55745512
lol social media companies trying to reinvent the wheel even though everyone has social media weariness.

>> No.55745527

>>55745508
Nice cope, next time just say you have no counterargument

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AAPL is gonna tank markets tomorrow, init?

>> No.55745535

>>55745521
Tell that to standard oil

>> No.55745536

>>55745527
dont even know what your argument is
i told you how puts work
if you dont agree then youre wrong because its a fact, not opinion
have a nice day and good luck in your future trades

>> No.55745541

>>55745512
Yeah it's fucking retarded. How many apps do we need that basically do the same damn thing? It's Twitter but without hashtags. Or Instagram without hashtags or stories. They're all the same fucking thing. Oh and it's got 1000% more influencers and advertisers shoved in your face. The ONLY reason it got any traction at all is because a different billionaire owns it and people have decided that the other billionaire social media guy is a transphobic Nazi.

>> No.55745548

>AAPL
kek baggies

>> No.55745556

>>55745536
>im not reading your posts
>still replies
Why are faggots like this. I’m merely asking you why you have a double standard, you buy when you’re bullish, but chose to lose money when stocks tank, I’m just curious why you’d chose to be that dumb but I guess you can’t articulate it.

>> No.55745559

>>55745519
So you’re a LARP
That’s what I thought
Carry on

>> No.55745564

>>55745535
The company that split up into 20 different smaller also extremely profitable companies which ended up making Rockefeller that much more wealthy? Ok

>> No.55745569

>>55745535
>110 years ago
>a basic bitch resource operation
not even remotely comparable to apple/google/etc

>> No.55745574

>>55745556
i just saw you say puts arent a short and i wanted to let you know that they are, synthetically
dunno what else youre on about tbqh famalam m8

>> No.55745587

>>55745564
You think Rockefeller was happy about that? His companies make up less of the market than apple does with phones. He’d have been a trillionare had they not broken them up. You somehow see it as bullish kek. It was a mega company, and it’s been replaced. It is NOT harder to take over trade these days in fact it’s easier, to look at the knockoff economy of China.

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>>55745512
Threads is everything wrong with social networks and the current crop of eggheads that they think "know the space". Advertisers legitimately think people like interacting with "brands" and that's it's enough to sell a concept.

>> No.55745599

>>55745574
>they are, synthetically
Is semantics for they’re literally not, so stop talking like a kike.
>>55745569
>Comparing Rockefeller to Tim Cook
Kek, thanks for the laugh

>> No.55745618

>>55745595
I suspect it's less "think people like" and more like "you *wll* interact with the brands".

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>>55745599
>he doesn't know long puts are negative delta which resembles shorting stock

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>Futures

>> No.55745652

Did anyone get calls on Amazon

>> No.55745653

>>55745541
Its like zuckerbers only strategy, just copy trending stuff.

>> No.55745656

>>55745341
wife. sometimes it takes a bit of coaxing but once it’s in her mouth she can’t get enough.

>> No.55745663

>>55745636
>Missing the entire point
There is obviously a different risk level between an actual short and a put, you do understand that right? I don’t get why you’d pretend to be retarded like this

>> No.55745665

>>55745618
Right. You WILL interact with the brands and dipshit influencers whether you like it or not because they'll make it impossible to ignore them (unless you just leave the platform).

>> No.55745668

>>55745512
That heap of shit won't affect META's prices for a while

>> No.55745669

>>55745599
tim cook could have been dead and sockpuppeted for his entire tenure and apple would have done relatively the same, you dont understand shit and im gonna stop responding

>> No.55745670

>>55745652
Nah. We all rode puts

>> No.55745678

>>55745669
You literally just made my point so go ahead and die for all I care

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>> No.55745690

>>55745512
I don't even use twitter
If it wasn't for anons mining it for ragebait to post on 4chan I'd never see it.

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>>55745685

>> No.55745697

Today sucked major cock. I’m down almost $500

>> No.55745699
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Was up bout 10% AH right now

Tech gonna MOON

>> No.55745702

>>55745665
indeed, and leaving the platforms is exactly what I did, every last one of them (that I was ever on to begin with) permanently deleted.

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>>55745618
No, the marketing du jour is that they honestly think that people WANT to engage. They think people WANT to know if Taylor Swift is celebrating Grimace's birthday with a McDonald's shake. They seriously thought a more advertiser friendly Twitter in threads would drive higher engagement because they think people genuinely want this sort of happy-go-lucky corporate positivity space over being called a retard on Twitter or X or whatever.

>> No.55745712

>>55745685
I hate the media soft reporting of hard cold truths.

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>>55745685
To follow up on why its falling red AH post report

>> No.55745725

>>55745716
>Bad thing... BUT good thing

>> No.55745729

>>55745650
their best album

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>sinusoidal post-market price action pattern
Now that's one they don't teach you about at school
What does it mean?

>> No.55745739

half of my roth ira is in amzn
what the FUCK bros.

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>> No.55745745

Buffett will slurp the Apple dip, bobos will not be allowed to win.

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>>55745742
Is it PORK TIME BROS??

>> No.55745749

>>55745742
Theyre trying to pull the bottom out of the lean hog market!

>> No.55745754

>>55745739
I bought your mom a pair of panties last week and the shipping sales weren’t baked into earnings yet

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>>55745737
Pray to your God, go to sleep, wake up and face your price destiny

>> No.55745770

>>55745703
First word in your pic there is the key...*turn*. (((They))) are engineering that "want". If you've never seen it, Century of Self by Adam Curtis is an absolute must.

>> No.55745778

Tomorrow sqqq pumps to $20

>> No.55745780

>>55745685
>8% services growth
Thats barely inflation
Do they think we are dumb?

>> No.55745785

>>55745712
CNBC always seems to do this, that's why I love WSJ as my main source

>> No.55745793

>>55745780
Yes.

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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.55745819

>>55745780
>They think are are dumb?
They know we are dumb

>> No.55745830

>>55744494
I’ll bet this is why the nasdaq restructured last week

>> No.55745836

i like how the fed glowjews are out there pushing amazon higher to offset apple
its only a matter of time
tomorrow morning will come and the market will sell

>> No.55745839

>>55745780
You think smart investors in a smart market would see shit like nvidia and palantir at current prices and say "haha green line go high" as they keep retardbuying and retardpumping?

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That literal last min dump on the cubes

At least its trying to recover AH

>> No.55745847

>>55745836
Cope, bobotard. We're pumping tomorrow and pumping harder on Monday.

>> No.55745857

Do you bears have anything better to do with your lives? All you do is torment us. Not cool.

>> No.55745858

>>55745839
This brings to question if might is right in regards to intellect. If retards bend the market to their will and make a profit through the sheer force of stupidity, are they not smart?

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>>55745839
>You think smart investors in a smart market would see shit like nvidia and palantir at current prices and say "haha green line go high" as they keep retardbuying and retardpumping?
this has been the exact strategy of fund managers for at least three full decades.
has been a winning strategy, too.

>> No.55745862

>>55745847
cope with what? apple is going to sell pretty bad tomorrow lol
im fully in the drivers seat

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>>55745512
>all those media shill faggots trying to convince us that 100 fucking million users signed onto that platform in a single week
The entire app is just a bot fest.

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>>55745836
to be fair, amazon is far below it's ath and is just clawing back to previous bear market rally highs.
appl on the other hand is on another planet as if everything is perfect

>> No.55745874

>>55745839
They are obviously smarter than I am. I see those stocks and think stay the fuck away from that overvalued fag shit, but they are making money off of it even though it is overvalued fag shit.

>> No.55745881

>>55745862
All the big sellers already sold off in after hours, it's literally going up tomorrow. You bobos are so retarded.

>> No.55745882

>>55745866
bullish for AI

>> No.55745895

>>55745881
Imagine being this new, to everything

>> No.55745903

>>55745881
lol, ahahahahhah
bro just no
you can still delete your post and we can pretend you arent this much of a novice its cool

>> No.55745905

>>55745836
>DIS
>AAPL
>AMZN
All of them are heeming monies on streaming services now. Theyve basically given up and are relying on kdrams and shit.

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>>55745797
chart looks like poo, 1 min, 1 day, all of it

>> No.55745916

>>55745895
>>55745903
This much bearish euphoria over one red day is an obvious bottom signal.

>> No.55745917

>>55745905
Calls on pirating

>> No.55745923

>>55745905
For now
Wait until there’s no more need for actors and writers and these services own the rights to people’s favorite shows and can create infinite seasons

>> No.55745925

>>55745916
bro, your namefag name?

>> No.55745932

>>55745916
>This much insecurity after one red day, bull are ded
The acoustics in your head must be amazing

>> No.55745936

>>55745742
great now the shitty cuts are expensive

>> No.55745944

i should run to walmart and buy up the last of the cheap bacon

>> No.55745947

>>55745872
>pe ratio above 15
It’s overvalued still

>> No.55745948

>>55745925
>>55745932
Post your short positions on Apple if you are so confident that we will keep dumping.

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>>55745857
Never a bear in the slightest but you gotta remember, there would be no bulls without bears, we need each other, that's how a market is made friend

(also I still hate this cap verf system years later god fucking dammit its pissing me off)

>> No.55745965

>>55745948
bro, youre done

>> No.55745976

>>55745965
So you don't actually believe we will dump, if you did you would have positions to justify it. Thank you for your concession.

>> No.55745987

Amazon earned 65 cents.
That's gotta be worth at least $150 a share. This shit should be breaking ATHs right now.

>> No.55745990

>>55745976
bro....

>> No.55745991

>>55745944
throw some in the freezer

>> No.55745995

>>55745923
>no more need for actors and writers and these services
They were useless anyways, we literally cant tell if scripts are ai generated because theyre absolute dog shit.
>people’s favorite shows
Theyre all dead anon, they killed them and puppeted the corpse around until they lost monies.

>> No.55746001

>>55745990
No conviction, pathetic bobocuck. Sad!

>> No.55746002

>>55745991
thats what i was thinking, freeze a bunch of it then in 6 months when bacon costs 300 dollars a strip i can pull some out to flex on insta

>> No.55746004

>>55744588
I explained it in another thread. Amazon is simply a ball with unlimited cash due a combination of high revenue and a smart payment scheme that allows them to have a bunch of cash in hand to invest in literally everything by doing nothing. It is going to be a beheamoth company that will keep ballooning for the foreseeable future. Doubters are just going to get BTFOed by big dick daddy Bezos

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>>55745839
Exactly this >>55745858

Its not about perceptions of intelligence, ignorance, who's right who's wrong blah blah blah, its all about trend following, just swim with the stream as long as possible and get the fuck out when its starts to turn heavy and follow everyone else to the exit, rinse and repeat.

Obviously you wont get in during a safe period even if it looks like a hard long retard trend, but that's where stops get you out with bad timing with only a scratch, and the times you do get in and ride, you get a bulk of the meat trend profits. Remove all emotion, just follow the money.

>> No.55746029

>>55746002
lol

>> No.55746058
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>Amzn still ripping up
Kek whatd they say on the call?

>> No.55746068

>>55746058
They said to buy calls

>> No.55746072

>>55745861
>ignoring the crab from 2000 to 2013
bro it's worked for one decade
this is a QE and cheap debt fueled bullrun

>> No.55746084

>>55745742
Good. Bacon is fucking awful for you nutritionally and literal cancer. People don't need to eat the shit. Antiquated, inefficient, inferior source of protein, I hope the price keeps going up. Oh no muh greasy, burnt trash.

>> No.55746089

>>55746084
Whats better?

>> No.55746095

I dont know If I should sell AMZ now or wait tomorrow

>> No.55746103

>>55746058
>>55746068
PE ratio of 300

>> No.55746113

>>55746058
They gave a shoutout to /smg/ and ended the call with "death to bobos"

>> No.55746117

>>55746058
bezos spread his ass cheeks and blew old man farts into the phone to great applause by investors

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I wanted to go to Mars to get more gold bars
Instead I went to Jupiter to get more stupider

>> No.55746137

>>55746103
FCF bro, FCF. Think about the long term potential. 1 trillion today, 10 trillion next decade.

>> No.55746150

>>55746137
Whats FCF?

>> No.55746173

>>55746150
free cash flow

>> No.55746186

apparently Baldurs Gate 3 is the best game ever made, so see you faggots in sept.

>> No.55746190

>>55746173
thank you

>> No.55746198

gambling on earnings is gambling since there is no edge there.

what does smg say to that?

>>55746186
paid shilling. wait a few days to get bigger picture

>> No.55746201

>>55744854
it was up AH and then ate shit at open day after earnings

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>>55746173
I free cash flowed your mum

>> No.55746210

>>55746198
>120 GBs
yeah it won't be any time soon.

>> No.55746220

>>55746201
amd is wierd its like someone is bullying it.

>> No.55746237

>>55746186
>not waiting two years and getting all of the DLC and the bugs worked out for half the cost.
Zoomies man.

>> No.55746239

>>55746205
About time someone discovered her worth

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>>55746210
I didn't realize when you said see us in september that you would be spending a month downloading that over Venezuelan dialup

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>>55745932
>The acoustics in your head
Lmao

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>386 posts

>> No.55746249

>>55746242
I don't have enough HD space

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>he didn't buy the generational bottom in october

>> No.55746268

>>55746253
you don't understand, we were supposed to get a third leg down
didn't you see the mott capital chart?

>> No.55746274

>>55746268
no what chart

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This is the last /smg/ ever.

As we go on, we remember
All the times we had together
And as our lives change, come whatever
We will still be friends forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz_NxOF7RB4

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>>55746274

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>>55746247
This is it. The last thread ever. I wish I could say its been a pleasure but frankly I deserve better. None of you can keep pace with my trading anyway. It's amateur hour in here.

>> No.55746318

beep beep

>> No.55746333

>>55746306
They promised you a third leg down right before the meltup. That's just mean.

>> No.55746342

New bread >>55746334

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>>55745932

>> No.55746614

>>55746311
>This is it. The last thread ever. I wish I could say its been a pleasure but frankly I deserve better. None of you can keep pace with my trading anyway. It's amateur hour in here.
This is it. The last thread ever. I wish I could say its been a pleasure but frankly I deserve better. None of you can keep pace with my trading anyway. It's amateur hour in here.

>> No.55746805

>>55745533
God I hope so. I have so many fucking puts it’s not even funny.

>> No.55746956

>>55745587
you are mistaken. rockefeller was rich, but his net worth exploded after the split. he owned all of the individual companies and they were all bid up by investors.

standard oil is basically all of the oil companies. ma bell is basically all of the telecoms