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Are there any Norwegian anons here? I fell in love with Norway and would seriously consider moving here. Would love to find a comfy remote job while living in a quiet rural area. Judging from what I can find on the internet, it's not that difficult to migrate if you're a EU fag.

How would you rate life there?

>> No.55744194

wait. the g-man is gordon? we have to settle this first

>> No.55744234

>>55744194
Well duhh

G(ordon Free)man

>> No.55744353

>>55744147
bone structure and eye colour don't check out, cute theory though

>> No.55744519

>>55744353
bone structure and eye color can slightly change through life

>> No.55744566

>>55744234
what did they do to gordon?

>> No.55744721

>>55744147
If you don’t have a Norwegian salary, you’ll likely run out of money here, it’s expensive as fuck, everything. Also, if you are fine alone without any mentionable social interaction you might be fine, otherwise I would recommend you to reconsider. The Norwegian countryside is pretty, but dull as fuck and so are the people living there, weather is shite most of the year. Norway more generally is famously known to be one of the hardest places to make friends, they are just not into that. Also outside of Oslo, there are no clubs, bars or other things to do except nature. Forget finding a local job unless you are fluent in Norwegian and have a Norwegian sounding last name btw. T. Expat living in the Norwegian countryside along the west coast.

>> No.55744763

>>55744147
>>55744194
>>55744234
>>55744566
mind blown. never made that connection, but it would definitely fit the storytelling if the gman was actually gordon freeman from another timeline or some shit. fuck, i've been playing those games since i was 11 and this never once occurred to me

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>>55744147
how tf did I never thing of this

>> No.55744775

Same nose as well.

>> No.55744807

bullshit. gman talks way too much. and literally everyone has those forehead wrinkles. gordon and gman probably have the exact same seam on their ballsacks

>> No.55745090

>>55744721
are you a doctor?
they really need doctors

>> No.55745578
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>>55744147
gabe newell is a fat ass fuck

there, +1 year to hl3

>> No.55745679

>>55744147
The G-man is an ambassador for the developers of Half Life and the Employers are none other than Valve themselves. The “jobs” G-man offers Gordon is Valve offering the player new games/experiences.

Mystery solved.

>> No.55745692

>>55744807
Conveniently Gordon never talks in the game, perhaps it's precisely because you might recognize they have the same voice...

>> No.55746059

>>55745679
sounds plausible

>> No.55746132

>>55744147
G-man is Gordon traveling back in time to aid himself in averting the darkest timeline for humanity.
>>55745692
This and also because it's a video game and there's the video game logic of the main character never speaking for some reason.

>> No.55746147

GMan is Gordon from the future he just wants Gordon to get a job and have a life instead of simping all day in his orange PJs
This is why Volvo never made hl3 it would be too unrealistic for zoomers
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