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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55742872

bearbros what is happening...

>> No.55742889
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>JUST IN: Twitter/X is planning to launch its own stock trading platform, per XNewsDaily.

>> No.55742891
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OIL

>> No.55742895

>>55742868
newfag thread

>> No.55742899
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BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

>> No.55742901

>>55742889
Based
Wonder if Elon is gonna take a slice of every trade

>> No.55742906

>>55742889
>google search
>website is called coingape
lol naw

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>Days without Jewish tricks: 0

>> No.55742916

>>55742889
absolutely pass, imagine trusting your capital to a fucking erratic sperg.

>> No.55742919
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

>> No.55742929
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>>55742906
>coingape

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>>55742919

>> No.55742942
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>yfw it's another DCA day

>> No.55742951

Is Meta overrated or people who underrate it are mouthbreathing retards that haven't even bother to look at the pile of cash that they have on its balance sheet?

>> No.55742958
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>>55742919
fuckin' BASED

>> No.55742962
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UH OH
Good thing nobody gives a shit about Hyundai or Kia anyhow

>> No.55742966

The next market dynamic is the battle between the Boomers trying to withdraw their money from the markets versus the Millennials entering peak earning years. It’s crazy hearing CFAs act like cheerleaders on CNBC for the market going up and then go permabear mode on a podcast or newsletter because they want to scoop the market up for cheap.

>> No.55742968

>>55742951
I hate zuckerberg. For that reason, I'm out.

>> No.55742979

PLEASE MAN, GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK, I PANIC SOLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39xQ3pjHD8

>> No.55742982

>>55742966
Wouldn't boomies rotate heavily into bonds before cashing out or did they already do that?

>> No.55742985

WOW
ANOTHER "WORLD ENDING" EVENT
THAT CAME TO NOTHING
AFTER BEARS TOLD EVERYONE TO BUY PUTS

IMAGINE THAT

IT'S ALMOST LIKE A SINGLE EVENT DOESN'T BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE ECONOMY

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>>55742966
I've come to realize market dynamics are effectively trolling. Troll or be trolled.

>> No.55742990

>>55742962
That's funny thiugh

>> No.55742991
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55742991

Can you believe it?! Recession, just a week away! i'm so excited guys!

>> No.55743003

>>55742951
Underrated but approaching market rating. The company prints money from advertising and the company can still pull the AI/Metaverse levers to juice the share price when they want to.

>> No.55743006

>>55742968
I don't care about internet personalities. I just own a bunch of META and I am wondering if there is no meme growth potential on hiking ad costs through AI memery. I just bought the stock a year ago because it was stupid that with its cash reserves it had a valuation that low

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>>55742962
>park inside
>catches on fire

>park outside
>gets stolen

South Korea is china tier

>> No.55743020

>>55742988
I'm not sure "market dynamics" even exist anymore. It's all just central bank manipulation and political guidance to debase currency and destroy the middle class.

>> No.55743022

>>55742979
kek, but qrd?

>> No.55743033
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>>55743020
Like I said, trolling. Perhaps with extra steps.

>> No.55743037

>>55742889
>blocks you from trading because you made a meme about him being bald

>> No.55743039
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>>55742985
TOP SIGNAL

>> No.55743040

>DXY negative
>SPX positive
What now bobro?

>> No.55743044
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>>55742985
>IT'S ALMOST LIKE A SINGLE EVENT DOESN'T BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE ECONOMY
Don't make me post the wall of worry, anon.

>> No.55743045

i dont trust todays market action
very suspicious
friday is going to perhaps be a very nasty day in the market

>> No.55743046

>>55742982
Most Boomers are stuck overweight equities because of credit duration risk.

>> No.55743047

>>55743006
>stolen countless quantities of personal data that he not only failed to safeguard but intentionally sold whenever it suited his greed
https://firewalltimes.com/facebook-data-breach-timeline/
>"internet personality"
Cool story, hope meta dies in agony and its owner with it.

>> No.55743048

>>55743003
That's basically my conclusion. Would you sell META to stockpile Qualcomm? I am really liking Qualcomm despite the ARM fuckery because I believe it will end in a settlement

>> No.55743049

Smelly Gay Nigger Day

>> No.55743051

If Musk made X/Twitter public, would you buy its stock?

>> No.55743054

>>55742962
Ford just recalled their entire 2023 f-150 line and I couldn't be happier. Fucking $80-$100k for a fucking pickup that working joes use.

>> No.55743058

>>55743051
Ya

>> No.55743068

>>55743051
Yes
>>55743048
Would rather stay put in META because they have borderline zero China exposure

>> No.55743070

>>55743051
id go max leverage short on it as soon as it ipos

>> No.55743073

>>55743044
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BODEGA CAT

>> No.55743074

What's up bitches?

I'm up a smoove $27,000 on my Skywater calls now.

Let's see what happens when it hits $15 in the next 5 days after positive earnings.

Not even gonna post a pic of a beautiful woman. I'm here to gloat, not to make the tranny janny feel like less of a woman.

>> No.55743077

>>55743047
>give your personal data away willingly
>cry when it's stolen
lol

>> No.55743080
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>>55743054
>Ford just recalled their entire 2023 f-150 line and I couldn't be happier. Fucking $80-$100k for a fucking pickup that working joes use.

>> No.55743085

what's the safest large cap portfolio right now?
hard mode: no etfs

>> No.55743088

>>55743080
did that trigger you?

>> No.55743096

>>55743085
>hard mode: no etfs
That's impossible mode.

>> No.55743102

>>55743085
Berkshire Hathaway Inc. B

>> No.55743104

>>55743085
all in GOOG

>> No.55743112

>>55743085
I'm making bank in ETFs rn

>> No.55743117

>>55743051
Fuck no, wall st faggots have a vendetta against Elon. Tesla can cook its books but Twitter really can't anymore.

>> No.55743118

>>55743074
Also my ID says Ivermectin Tax TC

Not sure what that means.

SKYTBROS where we at?

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>>55743085
meme stocks

>> No.55743126

>>55743104
Isn't google's business model kind of vulnerable to Microsoft and Apple just creating search engines based on AI?

>> No.55743129

I use a dildo to clean out my asshole in the shower and brush my teeth after eating or drinking anything. I am always the cleanest person that's not in the middle of taking a shower.

>> No.55743132

>>55743126
>google's business model
used to be a search engine, now the search engine is fucking useless.

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>>55743054
>Ford just recalled their entire 2023 f-150 line and I couldn't be happier. Fucking $80-$100k for a fucking pickup that working joes use.

>> No.55743137

>>55743129
why do you get poop in the shower? thats gross

>> No.55743140

>>55743118
Bro, you missed the top. Should've cashed out on that superconductor news.

>> No.55743144

>>55743077
Extortion, coercion and misdirection =/= willingness

99.999% of normotoids don't even know how bad it is and will gladly just surrender all their information to tech giants for convenience.
"Free" services like gmail and youtube will extort concrete IRL identifying data such as working phone numbers from you nowdays.
Apple and MS basically don't give people any viable options for their modern built in spyware dystopian hell death machine software because sane people won't use Linux.
People are essentially forced to sign up for social media dogshit platforms out of peer pressure in order to not be left out.

All forms of data collection should simply be 100% illegal because the invidiual has no possible chance to combat the megatech parasites running a metaphorical price cartel on surveillance, they're all working in a common front to leave no freedom- and privacy-respecting options.

>> No.55743148

>>55743140
I cashed out 1/3 of my position and just rebought.

Earnings pump is gonna be insane. We are looking at over $20 by October.

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>>55743132
Their business model is facebook tier without the network effect. For me the safest stock is probably Microsfot as the company just milks the entire corporate world and its products are a fixed expenditure for all big corps

>> No.55743159

NKLABROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55743161

>>55743148
Good luck dude. I don't play semis, but SKYT looks ripe.

>> No.55743164

>>55743085
intel
before you reply, please recalculate
taiwan invasion somewhere in between 2027-2030 (xi announced this already)
research and development and marketing is an investment, not a maintenance cost. They don't have to do this, so count it as profit
then you'll understand that the true yield is 25B in a growing industry, for a 145B growing company

>> No.55743179

i laugh every time i realize nvidia is basically the same market cap as fucking amazon
amazon is finished bros

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55743184

Come on I just need one fucking win here
I can't be a perpetual loser
Fucking scam market

>> No.55743188

>>55743184
time to get a job

>> No.55743196

>>55743179
Amazon basically has a monopoly in mot of the world in the future largest single sector in the economy (retail) they will just go up. AWS is just a nice bonus on top of that

>> No.55743203
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>> No.55743205

>>55743184
trade futures, so if you lose you lose fast

>> No.55743206

>>55743196
if they will just go up why do they only go sideways
no one likes to shop on amazon anymore because its flooded with chinese crap with brand names no one can even pronounce because its all gibberish
amazon is finished

>> No.55743231

>>55743203
buffet is also old and made all the money already
no one cares about him
once you have all the money it naturally sucks in more money
this is why the middle class has disappeared and everyone is gambling degenerately to either make it or go broke and an hero

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>>55743184
Buy a small amount of BOIL. Keep plenty of liquidity prepared for averaging down on further dips. Even right now is a decent enough price to likely be able to sell at around at least $65 at some point, but don't go in too heavy. Contract roll starts on the 8th, there might be some dippin' in that unless the macro circumstances are bullish enough to overwhelm the technical bearish rolling. Anyway, buy a small amount of BOIL and maybe you'll get another crack at some $55 or lower coming up, and if not, then what you've bought now will do you a little printing.

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>>55742942
love you, based longterm fund dca-er

>> No.55743250

>>55743206
>>55743196
Even if amazon.com is slowly dying (it is), AWS and their other services will pick up the slack.

>> No.55743260

>>55743206
>no one likes to shop on amazon
Their sales keep balloning every year. It is a stock that will just go up and one of the safest bets there is as their business model is just a huge network effect and bullying suppliers into shitty payment conditions to have enormous surpluses of cash to invest in whatever the fuck they want

>> No.55743263

SPY 450c or 450p for tomorrow?

>> No.55743268

>>55743250
aws is losing to google
>>55743260
amazon doesnt go up, it goes sideways
everything else went vertical this year
amazon didnt
because its chinese trash and bezos is a NIGGER
you cant dispute this

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I said I was going for nap, wtf did you do?! Why pump so high?

>>55743203
As long as he sells off stocks, I'm good..

>> No.55743284

Here’s to hoping for big Amazon and apple crashes

>> No.55743285
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yellow did a 6x in the last week and not a single post on it in the last 5 /smg/s

>> No.55743292

>>55743250
It still growing by every metric
>>55743268
You will cope a lot when it baloons again.

>> No.55743296

im slightly bearish for tomorrows close

>> No.55743301

>>55743268
>aws is losing to google
AWS has 3x the market share of GCP

>> No.55743300

>>55743268
>>55743260
I said it once, I say it twice, I prefer Ebay (EU).

>> No.55743308

>>55743292
nah
amazon is on its way out
everyone knows the warehouse workers get treated like subhumans and the delivery drivers are contractors lmao
great company

>> No.55743311
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>>55743284
These sickos are gonna announce record breaking earnings aren't they

>> No.55743317

>>55743285
HOW THE FUCK???????

>> No.55743321

>>55743184
>>55743238
i'm with this guy, there's a trend reversal going on with BOIL today, it's not too late to get in (i'm holding 18k worth atm)

>> No.55743322

>>55743285
Buy YELL

>> No.55743323

>>55743311
Hopefully not. No one wants to buy an iPhone rn with new ones just around the corner

>> No.55743330

>>55743311
not really no
apple is going to record lower earnings for the third straight quarter and the street will finally have the nerve to sell it this time
amazon could very well get bid if forecast is good, even though its a faggot chink trash

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>Apple will be down in hardware sales and will miss on the top and bottom, but will show growth in services and since every fucking fund has a stake in Apple it will only drop 2%

>Amazon is fucked, declining retail sales, no growth to aws and declining frivolously shit they’ve beeen throwing money at to avail

Prepare your anus /smg/ there’s whispers on the streets this is just the beginning of the bloodbath. If you’re buying then you’re the exit liquidity.

>> No.55743337

>>55743301
AWS is basically a monopoly. Azure is just a corporate package and it is the closest competitior
>>55743308
I don't care about your shitty opinions. Amazon is growing internationally and their huge barganing power, large talent pool and stable business puts them in an ideal position to adjust for future trends.

>> No.55743340

>>55743311
>>55743330
Apple is going to say AI 100 times and pump 5% instantly. Bobos WILL be heemed.

>> No.55743344

>SKYT
>BOIL
>NKLA
wtf is wrong with you retards lmfao

stop buying dogshit

>> No.55743354

>>55743340
i feel like that normally would happen but not today

>> No.55743363

>>55743344
how is it dogshit when it's making me money?

>> No.55743366

>>55743337
>talent

>> No.55743367

>>55743344
What other dogshit would you rather buy?

>> No.55743368

>>55743354
Yeah same. This morning I jacked off to tranny porn and I feel like that only happens before very negative events..

>> No.55743370

>>55743203
I remember this bitch saying the national debt doesn't matter and only Debt to GDP does during the Obama years now that it's well above 100% with no slowing down he doesn't change his position
Fucking silent genners

>> No.55743383

>>55743203
>>55743370
I mean long term bond real yields are hitting decades highs

>> No.55743384

>>55743336
based I'm shorting both, about 2x in in total

>> No.55743390
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That was an impressive pump mumu

>> No.55743392

>>55743344
They're just trying to shill you their bags. You learn to tone them out eventually, just like the wailing from the crypto pits.

>> No.55743403

>>55743392
>They're just trying to shill you their bag
Yes, that's what stock market discussion is all about. Every single person you will interact with has a narrative to sell you.

>> No.55743407

>>55743080
>>55743135
Do you guys work for Ford? Or are you an F-150 fag hag?

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I slurped before lunch, I'ma slurp after.

>> No.55743411

>>55743368
do you ever think about what it would be like to just poke your dick right into a tranny ass just slowly

>> No.55743425

>>55743051
Twitter isn't profitable, even Elon admits this.
It was propped up for a decade as a propaganda platform, most "users" were bots to simulate a large active base. It basically served the same function as reddit.

>> No.55743426

>>55743383
The only people buying bonds now are in because they bought the near zero ones during the recession

>> No.55743431

>>55743250
amazon made rural retards to comfortable living in the middle of nowhere, if you want access to things you should have to live around niggers and fags like the rest of us.

>> No.55743446

>>55743411
no because you're not sticking your dick into an "ass" your sticking it in a man's diarrhea hole, poop hole, fart hole, bleeding anal fissure hole, colon worms hole. Stop romanticizing anal and faggotry.

>> No.55743451

is spy gonna end above, or below 450 today?

>> No.55743452
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flat is justice
>quick look at bonds
nevermind

>> No.55743453

>>55743426
I locked in the 2% long term tips

>> No.55743455

>>55743426
corporate bonds my fren

>> No.55743461

>just a one day correction, nothing burger, buy the dip, ath this month, bobo btfo, etc
This just tells me we have some ways to go. I will buy back in later.

>> No.55743465

>>55743446
i mean in reality its gross but sometimes you just fantasize what its like to push into a pristine trannyhole thats been properly prepared for its true purpose

>> No.55743468
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>SPY below 450 again
it's over mumus

>> No.55743477

>>55743446
>t.have never had anal sex
sad

>> No.55743487

>>55743455
That would actually be a decent idea

>> No.55743488
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>> No.55743492

Warren Buffet isn't going to be around much longer, so if you haven't been piggybacking off of him this entire time, you have a limited amount of time left.

>> No.55743499

>>55743363
I'm sure it is bud

>>55743367
blindfold dartboard sp500 tickers, you'll hit something better

>>55743403
when you pennystock shillers do it, its just sad to watch

>> No.55743500

>>55743488
literally me

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>>55743499
>when you pennystock shillers do it, its just sad to watch
when MCFNF moons in the fall you are going to feel really stupid.

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>>55743499
I don’t know why you’re so jaded anon, it’s literally in an uptrend

>> No.55743533

>>55743337
I dropped prime last year and refuse to buy books there anymore because they want near retail prices for used...
Fuck Amazon
Burn

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>>55743520
7% that's cute! Happy for you

>uptrend

>> No.55743546

>>55743508
In my heart I hope every pennystock shill succeeds, but in my brain I know 99% of them are turds through and through.

>>55743520
BOIL is an exception. That shit is fucking braindead. If you want to swing natural gas futures based on various trends, go ahead, but BOIL is just a loser play. Take those 5 figs of yours and go get yourself direct futures access. Trust me.
Until then, everyone will laugh at you and for good reason.

>> No.55743549

>>55743452
Bonds got torpedo tiddies

>> No.55743550

>>55743539
sure, but I trade it. I'm not holding it for a year

>> No.55743555

i told you the momentum was shifting

>> No.55743559

>>55743555
Momentum trading is one hell of a ride

>> No.55743581
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I'll hold off on looking at my account until next week. I'll just do something stupid if I look before it bounces back

>> No.55743583

>>55743559
Mind Rodeo™

>> No.55743595

>>55743539
Look at NORWAY. This is THE topperformer. They didn't even crash like all the others in 2022.

>> No.55743602

>>55743555
momentum lol
its a limp market
moving averages on the lowest timeframes just caught up and so naturally it starts to move back down a bit
if you want momentum, wait for the bell

>> No.55743617
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>>55743468
YFWDBWDSMO

>> No.55743627
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55743627

Who was on the BUD earnings call this morning?

>> No.55743631

JUST FUCKIN DO SOMETHING MARKET IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT MOVE AHHHHH

>> No.55743640

what are the financial implications with having sexual relations with the county assessor?

>> No.55743641

>>55743627
im not a poltard so no

>> No.55743647

>>55743627
did they mention trannies

>> No.55743648
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>>55743161
Thanks bud. It is ripe indeed.

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>>55743344
>lumping BOIL in with techfag shit
>>55743539
>muh chart comparing relatively normal times after the Russian pipeline massive moon
>>55743546
>a money maker is a loser play
TRYING TO DETER PEOPLE FROM THE MOST PERPETUALLY BASED TRADING INSTRUMENT EVER
POST
FUCKING
NOSE

>> No.55743655
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>>55743640
>ass-essor

>> No.55743657

>>55743648
i swear im not gay but this pic is not at all arousing

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>>55743344
SKYT is fucking great and its gonna pop so fucking hard on earnings next week.

I have it on good authority ;)

>> No.55743668

Is this THE dip for ENVX???

>> No.55743671

>>55743662
this ones better i can fuck with this

>> No.55743677

>he doesn't watch new high/low ticker all day

>> No.55743679
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>>55743671
No problem lol. Im just glad I finally made a winning move with SKYT after losing $5k on SPY puts.

>> No.55743681

why look at tickers when you can look at big fake titties all day

>> No.55743686

>>55743679
This girl looks like she fucks her step-dad.

>> No.55743691
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55743691

Oh god, the shitposts are about to explode.

>> No.55743693

>>55743679
oink oink

>> No.55743697

>>55743681
/biz/ has the best titties on the internet. I don't know how business coomers find such goddesses to post.

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>>55743681
My plan once I make it on SKYT's earnings is to bury my face in big fake titties every day.

Ive got over 600 calls at $12.50 for October now lol.

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>>55743647
They did mention a 30% revenue loss in NA.
Seems bullish

>> No.55743704

>>55743679
Jannie is fast today, like wtf that was like instant.

>> No.55743706
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55743706

uh oh

>> No.55743707

>>55743654
why do you talk like that, are you okay? meds?

Zoom out boil 5 yrs, 10 yrs, 20 yrs, it still looks the same you monkey. Day trade it harder and let it kill you sooner rather than later, for our sake PLEASE

>> No.55743708

crap, I missed most of the big booba posting

>> No.55743709

>>55743699
>fake titties
That's gay

>> No.55743710

>>55743699
hell yeah dude chase your dreams
if you dont make it theres always govt gibs

>> No.55743715

>>55743704
What the fuck am I banned already?

Just came to gloat about SKYT.

>> No.55743716
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So lads AAPL earnings is tonight. What are your thoughts, are we fucked or is it going to be green?

>UPWK up 43%
I feel like tomorrow might be a red day. This is not an advice.
>MELI up 13%
Cool to see an Amazon alternative for LATAM.

>> No.55743718

>>55743392
BOIL doesn't work like that, it is tied to the price of natgas, not how many people buy BOIL on top of you.

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>>55743716
It's fucked. Sorry anon. Consumers have no cash. Spy is gonna dump. Hard.

>> No.55743724

>>55743716
i expect incredible ups and downs
many oohs many ahhs

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>> No.55743727

this is financial advice: if you are not white you need to kys

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>>55743726
Don't you tattle on the SKYTbros, we will fuck your shit up, nigger

>> No.55743738

>>55743716
Phones are down but who knows. Maybe dumn ass airpod sales will make up for it

>> No.55743739

>>55743154
This honestly makes sense to me, I'll be selling my goog and getting soft shortly.
Normal people make major investment decisions based on single posts from anonymous strangers, right?

>> No.55743742

>>55742990
>>55743012
Yeah if I owned one of those shitboxes, I'd say hey, how about while it's in for repairs you fuckers make it not so easy for 13 year olds on TikTok to steal?

>> No.55743744

>>55743737
>>55743722
Women like these are multimillionaires and have no skill or education.

>> No.55743745

>>55743707
You are literally too uninformed to have any understanding of what you're seeing when you look at that chart. Also I do not day trade it, I am building and working a position over time in accordance with the seasonal curve in natgas futures and EIA projections. Just come right out and say that you are in way over your head and you just have to stick to simple things and hope they work out ok.

>> No.55743746

>>55743533
im lucky that my local peddlers mall has a booth full of exactly the kind of books i like (1920s-1970s scifi). I get all sorts of great books for a 1.5 dollars. its wonderful

>> No.55743751

>>55743738
>>55743722
>>55743716
The earning numbers don't matter, the phone sales don't matter. Tim Cook needs to talk about AI and give good guidance on AI and we moon.

>> No.55743754

>>55743744
if you are handsome with a giant penis you can 'steal' all of their money.

>> No.55743759

>>55743654
>play A, low fees, high flexibility
>play B, high fees, low flexibility, chart mirrors play A otherwise
Which would you pick?

>> No.55743761

>>55743679
>it's already been 6 months since the skyt shill
WTF!!!

>> No.55743763

>>55743737
Who is this fat-titted retard?

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>>55743751
Ish. Don't respond to my posts. You give off what women call "the ick."

>> No.55743768

>>55743737
Sauce on the chick bro?
Please

>> No.55743769

>>55743716
Green, India is the new market and its got a lot more room for them to grow there. It's amazing theyve managed to hang on to their reputation as a status symbol while also primarily selling to brown people in developing shitholes lately.

>> No.55743772

>>55743759
BOIL! I just have to stick to simple things and hope they work out ok.

>> No.55743773

>>55743751
If nvda misses earnings will the ai bubble pop?

>> No.55743774

>>55743768
You mean like a chicken parm?

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>>55743768
Her first name is Sky.

Her last name is Water.

And you can fuck her if you know how to play your cards right.

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55743787

AVGO is 80% of my portfolio as of today. the other 20% are risky low cap shitstocks. how fucked am i?

>> No.55743794

>>55743779
Skywater is a total memestock shitcoin, i wish you anons would stop coming here and shilling it randomly every year

>> No.55743801

>>55743746
Ironically the one thing you don't want to buy from Amazon is books. Everything else is usually a pretty good deal. Weird considering books are how they got their start. I was looking for some very common books on Amazon like the dune series and was shocked to see the set runs like $50.

>> No.55743805

>>55743787
put everything in REED like a true psycho. easy 10% gains

>> No.55743806

>>55743774
>>55743779
no
>>55743763
We’re left to wonder forever, friend

>> No.55743818

>>55743751
This nigga thinks it's last earnings season

>> No.55743824

>>55743801
i only use amazon if i have to, i stick mainly to Ebay. i had an amazon phase but me and my family have been using Ebay since the 90s amd theyve always done right by me and I'd rather give my money to them than Bezo, especially after what they did to Lord of the Rangs

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>>55743794
It's the Lockheed of chips. The Raytheon of wafers.

It's at a 400M MC. It will 10x at the very least within 10 years and you're a moron if you miss out. Could easily become a 50 bil company someday.

>> No.55743831

>>55743764
You will never be a woman, bobo.

>> No.55743837

>>55743772
Fine, but at least understand that what you are buying is a loser ETF, and those high fees are going to precisely the same jews you think you're avoiding. BOIL is just jews buying futures and then repackaging them. They also pre-announce their roll plans so that their jewish friends can frontrun you every few months for some free cash.

>> No.55743839

>>55743203
Based Buffet

>> No.55743846

>>55743801
I generally buy books on eBay. I do not even have an AMZN account but I use them to find books sometimes before buying on eBay.

>> No.55743850

Yo, wtf is the Swedebro here? I just saw your rates are at 3,75 despite +9% inflation? Wtf is going on there? UK is laughable too in terms of inflation, but they are at least +5%. What is going on with Riksbank?

>> No.55743855
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Reply to this post with your favorite hold, or you get cucked in your sleep

>> No.55743857

>>55743824
Yep! eBay has been my goto for anything I don't get from WMT.

>> No.55743863

tommorow will be the biggest short squeeze opex of the year

>> No.55743865

>>55743855
Unironically the gold in my basement fight me.

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>>55743855
BOIL

>> No.55743868
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55743868

>/smg/ - superb mammaries general

>> No.55743875

I want to play somehting through earnings
APPL Calls or AMZ Calls?

>> No.55743877

>>55743865
based desu

>> No.55743878

>>55743824
>>55743846
Their shipping is a major selling point for prime. Problem with ebay is everything is sent through snail mail and you have to pay for shipping. I generally don't want to wait 2 weeks for something I bought to arrive. Although if I didn't have an Amazon rewards credit card with really great rewards I probably wouldn't use Amazon nearly as much.

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>>55743837
Buying and hodling BOIL? No.
Buying OTM BOIL CALLS. Yes.

>> No.55743886
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I NEED TO KNOW IF APPLE AND AMAZON GO UP OR DOWN

>> No.55743889

>>55743837
robinhood doesn't really take fees for ETFs am I really getting screwed along the way? what platform would you recommend for futures?

>> No.55743891

>>55743886
down idiot
god

>> No.55743894

Which way will Amazon and Apple go, up or down? Cast your vote.

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>>55743886
Apple up, Amazon down. Just trust me bro

>> No.55743897

>>55743886
All I want is $AMZN to slap ATH so I can dump the shares for a massive gain.

>> No.55743898

Thoughts on STEM?
Been beating myself over not buying when it was below 6, should I FOMO in before earnings?

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>>55743886
We can guess
>apple up 2-3%
>Amazon gap down 7%

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>>55743344
>>SKYT
>>BOIL
>>NKLA
>wtf is wrong with you retards lmfao
>stop buying dogshit
new position, in for 100 NKLA, because I don't like your tone mister

>> No.55743945

>>55743878
I get shit free shipping on eBay quite often, and it's usually here within 3-4 days. Some shit I get is from Costco drop shippers at barely above cost and there's no Costco for I don't know how many miles from here, but hours of driving for sure. BUT...granted, Prime shipping is a major plus. I get shit shipped from WMT and it's usually here within 2-3 days, often next day, and I'm not a WMT+ member. They often just have a Door Dash person or whatever bring it from the store, too.

>> No.55743949

>>55743924
NKLA will always crack me up. They still don't have a working vehicle and even companies that do have working electric vehicles (Tesla) electric vehicles spontaneously fucking combust because they're a terrible goddamn idea.

>> No.55743961

apple is gonna sell
8%
huge market shock
theyll admit that ai is still in the early stages and has a very long way to go
and just like that, this bear market rally of 2023 is over

>> No.55743970

>>55743837
Their roll is told right there on the BOIL website. I sent them an email for more precision data on it and they answered in more than adequate detail that wasn't even canned!

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Apple dumps, checkem

>> No.55743980

>>55743889
I use IBKR, but I'm confident there are better platforms for specifically trading futures.

>> No.55743988

>>55743977
whys she got a turd in her mouth

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Oh no no no no moo moos no. It's all falling apart.

>> No.55743994

>>55743882
tell me more, I'd like to try this myself, but I still have far too poor an understanding to know what strikes to go with relatively to where it's at at the time, and where it's going to go, etc. I just have to buy low and sell high with my present abilities to understand.

>> No.55743995

>>55743977
>>55743988
checked. apple is done

>> No.55743999

>>55743988
it's a chocolate fudgecicle

>> No.55744004

>>55743995
markets literally selling off on this, lmao
proof the algos monitor biz

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>>55743995
Amazon booms

>> No.55744014

>>55743889
The ETF fees are so small you probably do not nootice, but it's automatically figured into your totals.

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>>55743990
Cleared out a long time ago so I'm just watching while snacking

>> No.55744017

>>55744009
ok you ruined everything

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>>55743994
instead of bagholding boil. You only risk ur premium. OTM means the strike is above the current price of BOIL. Enjoy your gains anon.

>> No.55744025

>>55743977
>>55744009
Why do you have these saved anon

>> No.55744033 [DELETED] 

>>55744017
it's over

>> No.55744034

>>55744024
How much above the current (whenever) price would provide the most whatever it is that results in maximum gains, and how far out of an expiration?

>> No.55744039

>>55744033
you really did fuck everything up, i dont appreciate it

>> No.55744042

>>55743886
I think AAPL down is a safer bet given what we know about the poor sales from the companies they work with. I'm bagholding my AMZN short too though so I'm betting on both going down.

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>>55744025
because I'm a cuck, dipshit

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>go to /smg/
>nigger porn

>> No.55744052

Trump getting arraigned. Ticker symbol DWAC lol.

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>>55744050
>Still up, while magnificent breasts are instadeleted

>> No.55744059

Shalam to our guest!
You dunecoons are always welcome here!

>> No.55744060

>>55744034
Don't get contracts too near expiration, it loses value near it. 1 month away is pretty gud. The strike, don't make it too unrealistic. Get the average price range. It'd be retarded to strike at $70. It generally hovers around $60~.

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>>55744050
I personally killed the jannies

>> No.55744063

>>55744052
dw---ack!!

>> No.55744072

EOD sell off is in order?

>> No.55744074 [DELETED] 

>>55744062
please dude this is a no nigger zone, read the smg rules

>> No.55744075 [DELETED] 

>Donald Trump has arrived for his arraignment.

>He will soon be placed under arrest in advance of his 4 PM arraignment
Will the markets care about this? I don't think they will unless congressmen chimp out

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>>55744058
feelsgoodman

>> No.55744079

>>55744025
anon is american. what did you expect?

>> No.55744082 [DELETED] 

>>55744062
go BBC up /mu/. fuck that tranny board

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>>55744060
OK kick ass, that seems a simple enough system to start with, very much appreciated, I might give it a little go sometime soonish and see. May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep (You).

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>>55744079
Proud to be an American cuck

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don't B& me please, i'm trying to educate

>> No.55744092 [DELETED] 

How funny that boobs are instadeleted but bmwf is left up.

>> No.55744094

>Apple bear is a BBC cuckposter
I can't say I'm surprised, bears tend to be sexual deviants and weirdos.

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>>55744092
jannies are hooked

>> No.55744101

this nigger started spamming niggers and now the nigger market is going back up

>> No.55744102

>>55744094
he's your average american citizen

>> No.55744106 [DELETED] 

faggot nigger cock loving jannies will dele this before the porn spam

>> No.55744108 [DELETED] 

>>55744098
Who do you vote for

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>>55744102
basically. We love BBC.

>> No.55744111

>>55743745
lol

It's not that we stick to simple, you just overcomplicate your methods of losing money to cope

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>>55744108
Trump, unironically

>> No.55744121 [DELETED] 

notice how the shittiest faggoty tranny boards never have Beebeeshi posting? why not fuck up /mu/, /a/?

>> No.55744129 [DELETED] 

>>55744114
Trump is getting arrested, literally. I wonder why no one on here is talking about it. Instead we get discussions about Hunter Biden's cock and BBC.

>> No.55744130

Ewww, the stock market looks like that?
Maybe the crypto racists were right.

>> No.55744131 [DELETED] 

>>55744114
that settles it

>> No.55744135 [DELETED] 

>>55744121
What makes those the trans boards, per say?

>> No.55744137 [DELETED] 

>>55744121
/a/ can actually self moderate and has actual users of that board as their jannies/mods
not like every other interest noard where the janny is so queer that browses several board and his "main" is actually /v/

>> No.55744144 [DELETED] 

chances are hes from pol they love niggers over there

>> No.55744148

>>55743773
market isn't crashing because there is nowhere else to hoard your money.

>> No.55744149 [DELETED] 

can the jannies ban this fag already?

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>>55744111
Weird how I'm green then, and been green all but yesterday which I am thankful for the opportunity to buy down even lower on. I hope it drops again too. There can be no rips without dips.

>> No.55744156 [DELETED] 

Pretty hilarious that jannies will ban you for off topic but BBC posting is fine. The stereotypes of jannies isn't a stereotype at all, just factual reporting.

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>>55744135
tranime board vs frogboard

>> No.55744160

>>55744148
thats exactly what makes the market crash actually
and there is
oil, the dollar, anything but equities

>> No.55744161 [DELETED] 

>>55744149
I bet the BBC poster IS a janny
american janny, of course

>> No.55744162 [DELETED] 

For the record one time I got banned for posting "Chop. Chop. Chop." when it was obviously in relation to leveraged ETFs and now we have this guy

>> No.55744170 [DELETED] 

>>55744156
ikr

>> No.55744174 [DELETED] 

>>55744156
selective enforcement is always how its been
its a dice roll on which tranny sees your post and how mad it makes them personally
its not based on rules

>> No.55744176 [DELETED] 

>>55744162
anti-SOXL posting is bannable

>> No.55744178 [DELETED] 

>>55744162
Shit I assumed the BBC poster was you CRBPajeet. I'm actually surprised that's not the case.

>> No.55744180 [DELETED] 

>>55744156
Women with massive tits fully clothed gone before anyone can even say booba.

>> No.55744187 [DELETED] 

>>55744162
>>55744176
can you stop being homosexuals for a day?

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>AAPL has a 0.98 put to call ratio
Uh oh bobos...

>> No.55744190 [DELETED] 

>>55744180
as they should

>> No.55744195 [DELETED] 

>>55744161
weird... the bbc posts got deleted right after I posted this

>> No.55744198 [DELETED] 

>>55744178
>Shit I assumed the BBC poster was you CRBPajeet. I'm actually surprised that's not the case.
Are you fucking kidding me, this website is full of white /pol/tards who love Trump and BBC. You whiteoids are such mentally ill freaks and its on clear display every fucking week i come on here. From pretending like white people doing mass shootings are actually feds to BBC posting, it's just a whole fucking can of worms that I see opened every week in and out on /smg/

>> No.55744200

>>55744188
pop on earnings drop
drop on the call
everything bleeds all night
market ends tomorrow, all goes to zero, wall street shuts down and boards up the windows
we will all finally be free

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Great, my boss saw this thread and now he wants me to cuck him with his wife. Thanks, assholes.

>> No.55744204 [DELETED] 

Or go to /int/ BBC anon. Shits actually funny, when eurofags default to blaming americans for it, YFags seethe aswell.

>> No.55744209 [DELETED] 

>>55744195
I reported him. This is is SFW board.

>> No.55744215 [DELETED] 

>>55744187
Oh we got an LETF baggie here

>> No.55744217 [DELETED] 

>>55744209
suggestion: delete this

>> No.55744218 [DELETED] 

>>55744203
better get ruttin' boy

>> No.55744220

I'm not gonna play AAPL or AMZN earnings
TUP is the stock for me

>> No.55744225 [DELETED] 

>>55744198
Jesus I guess I struck a nerve with you. I often times forget how we white people make you seethe.

>> No.55744226

honestly todays apple chart looks very much like the stock is just waiting to die
i think todays finally the day

>> No.55744231 [DELETED] 

>>55744198
>white /pol/tards
someone please post pics of said "whites" in /pol/ meetings

>> No.55744232 [DELETED] 

>>55744225
You know I've unironically had a white roommate who would talk about black cock. Chubby white guy. He was the kind of guy to say nigger a lot because le hecking funny and edgy. He was obsessed with black cock and dick size. It was the strangest fucking thing but my experience on 4channel actually made me overlook that giant red flag. I feel like I've become more well adjusted in the sense that I'm actively revolted by white mass-shooter / BBC obsessed tendencies now instead of normalizing it.

>> No.55744235 [DELETED] 

>>55744215
Nah if you check his posts, that's the MCF Energy shill.
He's just mad his penny shit is down 70%. Turns out buying literal scams is a bad idea.

>> No.55744236

Reminder to everyone that if you don't invest, you don't lose anything. Just wanted to let you know about this pro tip. Seems many don't know about this in this thread.

>> No.55744241

>>55744236
you lose value every day your cash is doing nothing, roughly 90% of its value, to daily inflation

>> No.55744243

>>55744226
earning will show slowing profit and cause doubt about the future growth.

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>>55744198

>> No.55744250

>>55744243
i dont think the report even matters, its just going to get sold because its selling day

>> No.55744251

>>55744241
Fuck I forgot about inflation

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55744255

HEIL THE VICTORIOUS BEARS

>> No.55744256

>>55744241
at least by not investing you know how much you lose, though

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oopsies

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Someone make a new thread if you can stop talking about black cock for five seconds

>> No.55744271

thank god its finally over

>> No.55744277 [DELETED] 

How does that website get the whitest, light eye, light haired, prettiest girls?

>> No.55744284 [DELETED] 

>>55744277
american women love bbc (so do american men)

>> No.55744297

So how many of you just waste your money on options and don’t even trade? I can’t imagine how much market makers have made off all the option plays /smg/ makes all day everyday.

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>>55744297
market makers dont make money if your trade goes wrong dumbass they make money on the spread, they dont care about what happens after

>> No.55744313 [DELETED] 

>>55744262
nigger fetishists are almost as dumb as niggers themselves because they think porn (which uses fake penises for actors) is real.

>> No.55744331

I just put another 10K in a japanese company
no, I won't tell you which one

I will make it

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10 minutes!

>> No.55744338

>>55744331
What is the point of this post?????

>> No.55744340

>>55744331
NTDOY

>> No.55744348

>>55744338
i enjoyed it

>> No.55744354

>>55744338
It bumps the thread

>> No.55744359

>>55744348
ok bitch did anyone ask you??

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>>55744335
I feel dumb for not longing MELI yesterday.

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>>55744331
It was panasonic faggot you aren’t special

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>Cheniere
>Revenue (2023 Q2) 4,10 md
>Revenue (2022, Q2) 8,02 md
WTF? How?

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GUYS; GUYS IM PANICKING

>> No.55744375

>>55744360
Don't worry, you can go long again next quarter when this spike fade and it trades back down below $1200

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here comes the God candle

>> No.55744386

>>55744369
Bidenomics

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>>55744371
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later

>> No.55744396

OIL

WTF though XLE? Go up!

>> No.55744415

Again 10 mins before close the faggotry begins

>> No.55744416

>>55744338
to make basedboys like you seethe
I'm not your friend, this is the stock market
you are my competition and your loss is my gain

>> No.55744417

any indiabros? got around 40% of my portfolio in india

>> No.55744421

Guess if Apple red, I'll just short SPX tomorrow. If Aapl green then I'll just long SPX, not going to risk it lads.

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I have -80 AMZN and -24 AAPL

My Bobo body is ready

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I ate too much for lunch and I'm mildly nervous about AAPL.

>> No.55744428

>>55744369
They have probably been swinging BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

>> No.55744429
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.55744437

>>55744429
+0.78 gme and bbbyq

>> No.55744438

DING AAAAH DING AAAAH DING AAAAH

>> No.55744439

nasty last minute

>> No.55744443

>>55744429
+6.4%

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>Broker has a list of today's gainers/losers
>Never shows the top1 on the list
Why are brokers like this

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>>55744429
EUpoorcuck reporting in, -0.6%. Pretty bad but better than index so there is that. Please USbros, don't let Apple fall

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>>55744429
+.19%, I'll take it

>> No.55744452

Amazon guided up LOL SUCK MY DICK

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What in the...

>> No.55744456

uh guise why is AMZN pumping?

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>> No.55744458

two red days in a row PogChamp

>> No.55744461

>qqq immediately sends into ah
Lol

>> No.55744462

THE BALD FRAUD SAVED THE BULLRUN

>> No.55744464

>>55744416
youre investing in japanese companies right before they tighten rates, your loss is my cum in your mouth

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>>55744429
>-0.1%

>> No.55744476

>Best prime day ever
>expecting bad earnings
lmao

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Where's that anon that loaded up on AMZN puts?

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>>55744429

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>>55744429
+4.28%

>> No.55744481

Amazon.com (AMZN) 0.65 / 0.3548 134.4B / 131.45B

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>>55744429
Was bad until I saw amazon earnings. Pretty smug now.

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>>55744429
Cash: +$398
Funfolio: +3.16%
Overall: +1.35%

Felt like I was dodging bullets the whole time. Only thing I'm looking forward to is $AMZN since I got shares and a covered call on them at $147. I just want to dump the shares and take the cash. Looks like they're doing good.

>> No.55744488

Does /smg/ screen for stocks? Or are most of you in the efficient market crowd and just hold indexes?

>> No.55744490

>>55744477
>betting against consoomerism

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>AMAZON 2Q EPS 65C (exp 35c)
>AMAZON 2Q OPER INCOME $7.68B, EST. $4.72B
IT'S OVER....

>> No.55744496

Are apple warnings out yet?

>> No.55744497

>>55744482
You got that BOIL a little better average then me, I'm 4.16%.

>> No.55744498

>>55744488
Indexes are for retards. Its individual picks for sure.

>> No.55744499

New thread
>>55744494

>> No.55744522
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>Smg gave me the impression that amazon was going to go down so rather than longing I stayed #cashgang
Never listening to smg again.

>> No.55744536

>>55744497
still really good gains

>> No.55744579

>>55744429
0.03%
>lmao

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>>55744429
-0.46%
My largest position that made me green yesterday gave up ground today. Could be worse.

>> No.55744622

>>55744536
It's just another day along the way to me, my target is Oct/Nov so I'm just riding the coaster and picking up dips. Every now and then on a breddy gud rip (today was nowhere near it) I'll sell a small portion in order to rebalance everything between it and liquidity, and hopefully get to stuff some more BOIL underneath the whole working blob. Robinhood does first in first out selling so when I sell a little it's taking the higher original buys out some.

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>>55744429

-1.32% I expected worse, overall still in profit

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>>55744429
-10% but still very happy. Losses are from my runner left open on AMSC. Already secured my bag and up 50% on the month. Had some great longs in IWM early in the day and shorted the hell out of SPY. left a small short open overnight that is hurting though.

>> No.55744715

>>55743855
BSM

>> No.55745226

>>55744678
you bought the superconductor pump?
have you looked into it? people are saying the paper is fake
i know nothing about it other than that btw

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how come when you lend money to the government (buying bonds), you then have to pay taxes on the interest they owe you?

that doesnt seem very fair!

>> No.55746183

>>55745226
I don't think it's fake
but it probably isn't easily replicable
basically it can randomly create traces of superconductivity in some samples, but these traces don't appear easy to purify or scale. so probably not important for markets near term. I made a mint on the hype and am happy to let the remainder go to 0 in the off chance that something dramatic happens.

>> No.55746307

>>55743336
real insider anon knew