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So I went to the local supermarket to buy 100 bars of (real) chocolate and as I was standing in the checkout line, just as it was my turn to to pay, I farted very loudly. It was a very smelly wet fart. There were two girls behind me. One said (almost whispering) "fucking disgusting..." and I promptly turned around and they were looking at me with a disgusted expression on their faces. I told them (in a stern tone) "Hey! I browse /biz/!" and their expression instantly changed into one of shocked amazement mixed with shame, and within seconds they began to undress and got on their knees and said they wanted to suck my cock. The guy who had just paid before me was a jew in full jew-clothing with a jew-haircut and he was staring at me with terror in his eyes and began to sweat as he slowly moved away, walking backwards with his gaze fixed on me, then with an anguished expression he turned his head and ran away screaming. The cashier, a guy, told me "You don't have to pay for the chocolate, Sir. It would be an honor for me to buy you this chocolate." -- I told the cashier "Fine, go ahead." and told the girls "I don't have time to stand around here. You gotta come home with me if you want to suck my cock, because I gotta hurry home so I can post with my frens on /biz/." -- They silently nodded and followed me home (they left their clothes at the store). They're taking turns sucking my cock right now and begging me to impregnate them.

Anyone else had any similar experiences when you mention you browse /biz/?

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>>55735893
>real chocolate
Why waste money on real chocolate? You can save a lot of money by eating shit instead. It's just as good as so-called "real" chocolate.

>> No.55736743

>>55735893
I fucking got Andrea Botez pregnant from doing this, it's dangerous

>> No.55736787

>>55735893
only based thread on biz

>> No.55736854

Cheers good fren. I have not had that exact thing happen to me but I bought 100 meat filled wontons the other day and farted. But there was only 1 bug man eating soup next to my ass in a small eatery.

>> No.55736855

>>55735893
>The guy who had just paid before me was a jew
Bullshit