An ICPoor goes to the movies.

[Kyle "Vaporware Obliterator" Roche No.55731624]

He buys 2 tickets, one for Oppenheimer and one for Barbie.
Once inside, he manages to get some free small popcorn and water, thanks to an old coupon he still had in his wallet (he couldn't have afforded them any other way as all ICPoors are severely broke).
The first movie (Oppenheimer) went great, our ICPoor (whose name is Dom) especially enjoyed the 15-minute sex scene between Oppenheimer & Einstein.
However, 15 minutes into Barbie was enough for Dom to leave the theatre in a tantrum, locking himself in the bathroom & immediately calling his distant bf Poomar via Facetime.
>"What happened sir? How can I help? Do you want I to FUD more AVAX threads sir? Would that make you feel happy again sir? Wanna see my anus sir? Dom please not leave me"
Dom, sobbing & crying responds:
>"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
...
After all, seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots too.

[Anonymous No.55733189]

Can confirm, I took my hot big tiddie wife to barbie and saw someone with a rainbow infinity sign t shirt run out shidding and fardding uncontrollably

[Anonymous No.55733347]

>>55731624
You can always save a couple of dollars by collecting popcorn from the movie theater floor, they are always extra seasoned which is perfect for an ICP nigger