/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55724343]

EVERYONE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET MONEY OUT OF ME WHAT THE FUCK.

[Anonymous No.55724350]

unless you have a million dollars is better to spend the fucking money.

[Anonymous No.55724358]

>>55724343
you must be loaded.

[Anonymous No.55724365]

>>55724343
me too just exit society for a while let this shit play out

[Anonymous No.55724373]

>>55724358
I'M NOT BUT I'M VERY SOLVENT AND FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.55724563]

>>55724343
Pay you debts zoomie.

[Anonymous No.55724622]

Shit, had to cash out some so I can pay for gas this week. Fucking game over, man

[Anonymous No.55724673]

>go to FedEx downtown to ship ancient cheap laptop
>FedEx wants $18 for a box for a laptop + $5 to package it for me
>Laptop worth like $50
>Go to coffee shop next door
>$4 for a cup of black coffee
>payment tablet asks for a tip
>Get text message
>It's my cousin asking if I can help him move this weekend (for free)
>Check email
>Comcast bill went from $50 to $90/month because my "promotional rate expired"
My life is just an endless series of people trying to rip me off, how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.55724681]

>>55724343
Why are they asking you for money?.

[Anonymous No.55724688]

>>55724673
Call comcast and tell them to fuck off if they won't keep your rate low, you'll probably get some retention center drone calling you offering the old rate or close

[Anonymous No.55724715]

>>55724681
BILLS, FEES, IT'S LIKE MOSQUITOS IN ALASKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55724790]

OP is a secret money angel
bills come out when you squeeze him

[Anonymous No.55725290]

>>55724790
THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS