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55713269 No.55713269 [Reply] [Original]

If you aren't literally getting on your knees and sucking Sergey's cock then you must be a VC funded anti-chainlink shill.

But for real, this is why no one likes Chainlink. Midwit twitterniggers who had no idea what they're talking about acting like smug parrots. What do we do about this?

>> No.55713319
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>>55713269
I woke Sergey up with a nice little BJ this morning. I don't know what he was dreaming, but I made it better by caressing his cock head with my tongue.

Sergey slept well knowing that Chainlink oracles are working 24/7 reporting the correct data, and today he woke up well with a nice little blowie. ;P

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>>55713269
if you guys wanna thank chainlink can you start by like oh i dont know... PUMPING MY BAGS

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>>55713319
This you?

>> No.55714502

>>55713349
Who said I was a girl? ;P teeheeheehee xoxoxo

Let's just say Sergey woke up HARD this morning lol ;P ;P ;P teeheeheehee

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>>55713269
>Link marines leave a salty taste in my mouth *giggles*
buy worldcoin goy

>> No.55714867

This is serious guys. This is why no one wants to talk about Chainlink, because they don't want to give these douchebags the satisfaction of knowing they're right. These midwit fucks weren't supposed to get in until after we made it, now they're fucking it all up for us.

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>>55713349
He cant keep getting away with it.

>> No.55715043

>>55713349
She would stress me out and I wouldn't be able to bust

>> No.55715088

>>55713269
Yes, the wider internet and the social platforms that inhibit it are filled with brainless morons. Astute observation OP and thanks for, once again, bringing it to my attention.

>> No.55715157

>>55714867
>dumps below 8 United States dollars

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>Chainsink
>Chain shit
>Link submarines
>Down 90%
>TNN
>Token not needed
>Chart
>1x in 3 years
>Scam
>65% premine
>Sergey dumps
>700k binance
>2 more weeks
>HR roasties
>Pumps the least dumps the most
>Kek baggies
>Fake partnerships
>Pump and dump
>Bagholders
>Cuckolds
>Pay up paypigs
>Fat Sergey
>Linktranny
>You will never make it
>Down vs btc
>Down vs eth
>Nft gaming
>Shitcoin
>Underperformer
>I can't perform
>Chaincels
>Linkcels
>African wfh devs
>WEF globohomo
>Cult members
>Saturn worshippers
>Chainlinkgod incel
>Klaus Schwab
>Sirgay
>Women in crypto
>Refugees welcome woke
>Missed the entire bullrun
>Outperformed by dog coins
>ERC 19 downgrade
>No adoption
>Ccip flop
>Staking flop
>14% inflation
>Token not needed
>Cuck cage link marines
>$50 Top buyers
>Fell for lpl rug
>Fell for bancor
>Fell for Celsius
>Got btfo by bulgarians
>Nexo won
>Shorted by Simeon
>Zeus capital
>$50->$5
>Bagheld for 7 years
>No link holder made it
>Fell from rank 5
>Subsidized by dumping on baggies
>Sergey cult antichrist
>Ccip tranny
>Chainlink shill team 6
>Paid community advocates
>Bagholder support group
>All smart OGs left
>Gm based king clg
>Eric Schmidt yacht payment
>gravelcoin
>Nft partnerships
>Team owe you nothing
>Cayman islands shell company
>Link is an unregistered security
>Chris barret running
>Chris barret flexing
>Francisco smartcon threat
>Russian scammer
>Smart Con
>Chainlink FTX endorsement
>90% of baggies in negative profits
>Link shorted by everyone
>Rorys wife's black son
>Swift announcement dump
>Shadow fork
>Stockholm syndrome
>Missed the 2021 bullrun
>Dead 2017 shitcoin
>Every narrative failed
>Bulgarians -> VCs
>Token not needed
>Down 90%
>Kek baggies