/BBBYQ/ Bed Bath & Beyond - Teddy Bear In The Background Edition

[Anonymous No.55703018]

>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/
https://www.youtube.com/@ThePPshow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/thePPshow/

>How To Buy Bed Bath & Beyond Stock 2023 (BBBY vs BBBYQ)
https://www.investingsimple.com/bbby-bbbyq-buy-stock/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using Fidelity
https://www.investingsimple.com/fidelity-bed-bath-beyond/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using E*TRADE
https://www.investingsimple.com/etrade-bed-bath-beyond/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using Interactive Brokers
https://www.investingsimple.com/interactive-brokers-bbby-stock/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using Charles Schwab
https://www.investingsimple.com/charles-schwab-bbby-stock/
>How To Buy BBBYQ Using TD Ameritrade
https://www.investingsimple.com/td-ameritrade-bbby-stock/

>Recent Findings
>The BLIND bid IPO
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/141skyc/the_blind_bid_ipo/
>311 million shares × 3 = THE END
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13wjuwa/311_million_shares_3_the_end/
>Teddy Update
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13xj7au/teddy_update/
>Lambos Or Food Stamps
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13n16qp/lambos_or_food_stamps_what_is_the_likelihood_of/
>Very Specific Mentioning Of A Sale Of BuyBuyBaby In Docket 345
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13iwd2j/very_specific_mentioning_of_a_sale_of_buy_buy/
>Ryan Cohen Liked Pulte’s Tweet
https://reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/13fxb20/rc_liked_pultes_tweet/
>SEC & BK Court Filings Reveal Carl Icahn As The Mystery Buyer & TEDDY IPO Coming
https://reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/13bw2i8/gmerica_sec_bk_court_filings_reveal_carl_icahn_as/
>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/
>Potential Bidders: Ryan Cohen
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1362lvp/potential_bidders/
>Adam Cochran Joins The Ship
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/138ubm6/adam_cochran_joins_the_ship/

[Anonymous No.55703021]

>The PP Show Livestreams
>7/26/23 - Bill Pulte Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zgpMt5J8Co
>7/24/23 - Ross Brown (Oracle) Bullish on BBBYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_g1Nz23oA

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/BBBYQ?qsearchterm=bbbyq

>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
No trade halts on OTC

>Latest hires
>Carol Flaton - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028
>Holly Etlin - Chief Restructuring Officer
https://www.alixpartners.com/our-professionals/hetlin/
>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/bed-bath-beyond-has-new-legal-head-as-it-seeks-sales-revival/

>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain
>SuperStonk mods are sus


>As always:
Kek bondies

Previousneed on /BBBYQ/
>>55690260

[Anonymous No.55703033]

So, now as part of the CH11 reorganization plan Sixth Street can credit bid to convert their debt to equity. Since there is a good chance that Icahn and/or RC (as I described in this post) or, given Olivia Acuna's connections to both L Catterton and Sixth Street, even Dragonfly could've invested in BBBY via Sixth Street's Direct Lending platform, that equity can be combined with any common equity resulting from the preferred equity / warrants deal and shares issued to Teddy, as part of potential reverse merger. This can result in a change in ownership while preserving the NOLs. Even bondholders who have held their notes for at least 18 months can participate in this deal, pursuant to I.R.C. § 382(l)(5)(E) shown below, but it may disqualify many bondholders who recently bought the corresponding notes in hopes of being made whole and have not held them for at least 18 months :
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/14w3dtb/at_this_stage_nols_are_the_most_valuable_asset/

July 29, 2021: googly eyes tweet, disguised face emoji with baby chair hidden in background
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1420940035042414595

August 13, 2021: First trademark application submitted for "Teddy" by Teddy Holdings LLC (link). The description reads: "TEDDY® trademark registration is intended to cover the category of provision of an online marketplace for buyers and sellers of goods and services."
https://uspto.report/TM/90881318

August 27, 2021: "Time for pillow fights and 60s music"
(bye bye baby is one of the songs of all time, no.1 in canada in 1965)
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1431433651414306825

September 26, 2021: "Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey."
(note that literally nothing happened with GME or anything, leading us to conclude that it's about some undisclosed fundraising or transaction regarding BBBY)
https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1442208550600671232

RC bought the bonds 18 months before chapter 11

kek glennies

[Anonymous No.55703050]

BBBYQ /WILL/ BE GOING TO ZERO THIS WEEK BAGGOTS
YOU ARE (NOT) GOING TO MAKE IT
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE COPE
CANT WAIT TO WATCH YOUR MORONIC SCHIZO FANTASY IMPLODE
KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.55703072]

>>55703033
Checked and thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.55703123]

BBBYQ /WILL/ BE GOING TO $1000 THIS WEEK BOBBYS
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE TENDIES
CANT WAIT TO WATCH OUR GENIUS SCHIZO FANTASY COME TO FRUITION
KEK BONDIES

[Anonymous No.55703124]

>>55703050
>people are really mad that bbby holders aren't selling
It's all so tiresome. Short squeeze any day now? Going back to that well? On a stock with share cancellation in progress?

[Anonymous No.55703131]

>Theory is that in order for this play to be successful, a company called "Teddy" is involved
>MSM did a segment explaining the Teddy theory verbatim just so that they could call it a conspiracy theory
>Teddy bear imagery, references, the word teddy, and quotes from Teddy Roosevelt keep appearing
>Pointing these things out immediately draws ire from people
>There are people that insist every American has teddy bears sitting prominently in their homes
>There are people that insist every American quotes Teddy Roosevelt on a daily basis
>There are people that feel the need to constantly call this a schizo fueled conspiracy every single day
Where there's smoke there's fire. Buy the rumor sell the news.

[Anonymous No.55703142]

Funniest outcome:
Judge affirms liquidation plan, but stocks still trade for a couple weeks.
Baggies take this as a sign of hope, only to be crushed later.
Get even more baggie salt in august than expected.

Please God, let this be so.

Screencap this post, since the funniest outcome is usually what happens (because we live in a simulation).

[Anonymous No.55703156]

>>55703142
>Screencap this post, since the funniest outcome is usually what happens (because we live in a simulation).
I almost forgot it's summer.

[Anonymous No.55703159]

literally all the stores are closing. fucking shelves, shopping carts, and fixtures are being liquidated. explicitly says in writing that shareholders will receive nothing. FUCKING RETARD FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.55703162]

>55703142
>he is unaware there are an infinite amount of funnier and sillier clown world outcomes.
>Hedgies on ledgies is just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.55703170]

>Praying to god on an anonymous message board to wipe out the investments of complete strangers
Psychopath behavior. Also, I thought this was guaranteed to go to zero? Why would you need to ask for the help of a god if this was such a sure thing?

[Anonymous No.55703171]

>>55703162
>ledgie
Why do baggies always bring up their CFO that killed himseld sdter being accused of pumping and dumping the stock with RC?

[Anonymous No.55703176]

>>55703170
My prayer is for the wipeout to be delayed in order to maximize baggie pain.

And so it shall be.
Amen.

[Anonymous No.55703177]

>killed himseld sdter being

[Anonymous No.55703183]

Ryan Cohen is not involved. Pulte basically confirmed that he isn't involved with that embarrassing interview. it really is over, and i, along with many others, will be here to watch you baggies cope and then eventually SEETHE.

[Anonymous No.55703187]

>>55703170
This shill, besides being a class traitor, just doesn’t understand humor. No one laughed in 2008 when families lost their pensions and savings. That’s not funny unless you’re a soulless elite. But remember how normie internet reacted when one (1) rich scumbag in Scam Bankrun Fraud was arrested and had a twitter meltdown? THAT was funny. Now multiply that by 1000. If simulated clown world demands a funny outcome, it ain’t this stock going to 0.

[Anonymous No.55703194]

hedge funds already closed their shorts. they are far too smart to never risk another gme type squeeze from happening again.

[Anonymous No.55703200]

>>55703187
Yeah it's pretty wild that shills think they can blend in by anonymously sucking hedge fund cock. Nobody likes Wall Street and these days more and more people are showing disdain towards the wealthy. Billionaires just literally imploded in a submarine and the majority of normies cheered and laughed at it. So anyone that comes on 4chan to defend hedge funds are either paid shills or the hedge funds themselves.

[Anonymous No.55703202]

>>55703187
I am the only sentient consciousness in existence. Therefore it only matters if it’s funny to me. You are literally an NPC. You’ll see. It’ll play out exactly as I have described.

[Anonymous No.55703222]

>55703202
>He hasn't advanced past solipsism.
They are not sending their best.

[Anonymous No.55703228]

>>55703222
Typical NPC response.

[Anonymous No.55703233]

>>55703200
Checked and yeah, the billionare submarine cemented my feelings that the zeitgeist is now fully against the wealthy. Some of my most libbed up an empathetic friends were still laughing at the hubris.

[Anonymous No.55703254]

Zero or hero next week boys. What will it be, lambo or food stamps?

[Anonymous No.55703272]

>>55703254
The "hero or zero" question has already been answered. You are losing your entire invest. Stop being in denial and realise this fundamental fact. Exit your position if you can. Otherwise, you will regret it.

[Anonymous No.55703275]

>>55703233
Also checked. Wall Street should be fully aware by now that they are 1 more financial crisis away from being dragged out onto the streets and shown how guillotines work. The average person seems to be more angry and unhinged these days.

[Anonymous No.55703278]

>55703254
This is my favorite duality of baggie cope:
>”It’s GOING to happen y-you indian shillies!!1” But also… maybe it won’t.. I have to say this to make sure I do t look like I’ll be really mad if it doesn’t happen <:^)

[Anonymous No.55703286]

>55703272
>he's on his 5th ID of the day
Kek

[Anonymous No.55703292]

>>55703187
This. Why would anyone find it funny for retail investors to lose money? I put a lot of thought into it before I went all in on dogshit, what kind of psychopath would laugh if I lost it all? I'm convinced that my extensive selection of stinking turds is going to make me a billionaire, what exactly would be so funny if I was wrong? I don't believe for a second that anyone is so devoid of humor that they'd find me putting in countless hours of research before buying dogshit, only to lose every cent, funny in some way. They must be shorting it, it's the only explanation that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.55703307]

>>55703200
This. People laughing at me for buying dogshit should be laughing at the billionaires who say it's worthless instead.

[Anonymous No.55703313]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.55703317]

Baggots finna rope

[Anonymous No.55703397]

Uh oh shillies.

>Inb4 dream on me

They are IP holders not the retail team. Looks like someone is making an E-commerce retail space ad the ultimate destination for children

[Anonymous No.55703411]

>>55703397
kys BBBaggot
your cope will be wiped out next week

[Anonymous No.55703467]

>>55703050
So after it doesn't go to 0, will you leave?
>>55703123
Well then I'll wait 2 weeks to sell at $10,000 per share

[Anonymous No.55703473]

>>55703467
Two weeks you say?

[Anonymous No.55703521]

All this delicious seethe

Yummers!

[Anonymous No.55703522]

>>55703473
Yes. There will eventually be a final 2 weeks, and it's actually approaching. I'm already looking at properties in Denver, Austin and abroad.

[Anonymous No.55703544]

>>55703522
The property you should be checking out is Aokigahara Forest.

[Anonymous No.55703551]

>>55703544
Hearty kek

[Anonymous No.55703592]

Kek meltdownie spammers

[Anonymous No.55703641]

STAND BY YOUR BAGS

[Anonymous No.55703659]

Pack it up shills.
https://twitter.com/MelissainQuesta/status/1685671874573848576

[Anonymous No.55703664]

>>55703292
>Why would anyone find it funny for retail investors to lose money?

These are not just any investors, they are ape investors. Following this saga is like a soap opera, and baggies never fail to come up with more ridiculous twists to cope with their bags being -99%.

[Anonymous No.55703685]

>>55703664
It's not reserved to BBBY either. Last year GME baggies were convinced that Gamestop was going to replace the stock market with their NFT marketplace and they would all become ludicrously wealthy. They still think the only reason why a stock split did not make them all billionaires was because of international securities fraud.

GME is kind of boring though at the moment, the latest baggie saga is with BBBY(Q)

[Anonymous No.55703701]

>why would anyone want smug redditors to get their comeuppance?

Yeah, real mystery.

[Anonymous No.55703715]

I await your seethe

[Anonymous No.55703723]

>>55703715
Yeah baggies - how are you going to spin this one?

fuckin’ kek

[Anonymous No.55703807]

>>55703544
I'll make sure to spit on your tranny corpse if I ever visit the place.

[Anonymous No.55703815]

>>55703715
Did Patty just quote Teddy Roosevelt?

[Anonymous No.55703833]

>>55703815
There are no Cohencidences

[Anonymous No.55703838]

>>55703815
b...bros... it's happening..

[Anonymous No.55704224]

>>55703715
you forget anon, the assortment of images on the post. The most jarring being the one in the middle.

>pic related

[Anonymous No.55704252]

It's a good thing I loaded up on this because It looks like the U.S is heading into a depression. we're blowing right past a recession.

Just wait til most normies understand they've been lied to this entire time.

[Anonymous No.55704259]

>>55704224
for the shillies in the back

[Anonymous No.55704284]

>>55704259
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/15cqq4f/elon_is_involved/

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1654183141605625860

https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1654239311267520516

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1682949013408980992

[Anonymous No.55704290]

>>55704252
jeff's laughs to ken in these pics screams kekbaggie

[Anonymous No.55704324]

wtf

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1685363794090819584

[Anonymous No.55704334]

>>55704324

[Anonymous No.55704335]

BBBagies always ask: "Why do you laugh at us?"

Well, because you are the biggest fucking lolcows on the Internet apart from Chris Chan. And just like him, you provide a never ending stream of entertainment consisting of pure cringe and driven literally mental retardiation.

[Anonymous No.55704348]

>>55703397
Cream on me is taking over some leases and own the ip baggie. It's fucking over holy kek

[Anonymous No.55704368]

>>55704335
when the richest person in the world says that something special is coming soon, and it then turns out that nothing special happens, then it's not our fault that the world is boring and that the common man is being oppressed, we will have been right in spirit to have stood up and fought for something

[Anonymous No.55704369]

>>55703715
Baby 2.0 is owned by dream on me.

[Anonymous No.55704379]

>>55704369
You really need to stop fucking trying, we aren't selling nigger

[Anonymous No.55704384]

not much is funnier than the fact that TO THIS DAY these dumbass apes still use the word "shill" completely wrong. someone saying "hey, every official piece of documentation from the company says that they're about to be closed forever and our stock will be extinguished" is not a shill. "BBBY TO THE MOON SOON" is a shill.
like, objectively. also no one's upset that apes aren't selling, in fact, the longer you hold the funnier it becomes.
RC rugpulled BBBY and is currently literally being investigated for it.

[Anonymous No.55704405]

>>55704384
>In magic, a confederate refers to a person who is planted in the audience who conspires with the magician to perform an illusion. They are also known as plants, stooges, or shills. They might be present to distract the audience, or to participate in some phase of the trick.

[Anonymous No.55704418]

>A shill, also called a plant or a stooge, is a person who publicly helps or gives credibility to a person or organization without disclosing that they have a close relationship with said person or organization. Shills can carry out their operations in the areas of media, journalism, marketing, politics, sports, confidence games, cryptocurrency, or other business areas. A shill may also act to discredit opponents or critics of the person or organization in which they have a vested interest.

[Anonymous No.55704422]

>>55704379
look you stupid fucking baggie. i don't want you to sell. i want you to go all in. buy more you fucking idiot. kys you fukcing bitch.

[Anonymous No.55704426]

>In online discussion media, shills make posts expressing opinions that further interests of an organization in which they have a vested interest, such as a commercial vendor or special interest group, while posing as unrelated innocent parties.

[Anonymous No.55704478]

>>55704368
He was talking about the twitter app, you retard

[Anonymous No.55704487]

>>55704478
the rebranding already happened

[Anonymous No.55704501]

>>55703815
Yup.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55704540]

>>55704422
rather ass-blasted today?

[Anonymous No.55704574]

It's a BEAUTIFUL sunny Sunday afternoon and these people are SEETHING? Is it because the day of the ledge is approaching with every tick of the clock?

[Anonymous No.55704588]

>>55704574
Is it even possible to short this anymore? Honest question.

[Anonymous No.55704590]

I'm still not going to sell.

[Anonymous No.55704597]

>>55704574
I'm thinking we have a classic Sunday announcement today based on the flood of Linked-in posts. Then it's off to MERGER MONDAY!

[Anonymous No.55704617]

>>55704588
The cost to borrow is rapidly increasing. That could either be bullish in that shorts are still desperately shorting to contain positive price movement or so many people are trying to short that it is hard to borrow.
I personally don't see why someone would be looking to short at these levels and these rates when the CH11 filings appear so cryptic.
My personal opinion is shorts were trying to front-run dilution that probably never hit the lit market. They were front running a dead company and got outfoxed and will be consumed by Teddy to recapitalize and jump start the new international conglomerate.

[Anonymous No.55704638]

>>55704597
It sure does feel like things are coming to a head finally. Remember folks, might be dangerous to walk around any financial districts without an umbrella.

[Anonymous No.55704644]

>>55704335
I don't think that's a fair comparison. Chris Chan wouldn't be dumb enough to buy BBBYQ.

[Anonymous No.55704664]

https://twitter.com/Chez99087668/status/1685722047077310465
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[Anonymous No.55704666]

>>55704617
>cryptic
Are you retarded? What's left of this company to bother buying? The name is gone, stores gone, inventory gone, all you would be buying is a pile of debt for nothing in return. Tell me where I can short this, no way anyone is giving away free money.

[Anonymous No.55704690]

>>55704666
Spoonsneeding time is over, Satan.

[Anonymous No.55704718]

>>55704690
>can’t answer a straightforward question
>uhhh no more spoonsneeding (get it guise sneed like we all say)
Dumb faggot baggie. Cancellation incoming and unavoidable. Die poor, nigger ;)

[Anonymous No.55704727]

>>55704666
You will find out soon enough, retard

[Anonymous No.55704741]

I was worried I had too many shares going into the weekend and now I'm worried i don't have enough.

[Anonymous No.55704756]

>>55704741
But more and lend them to me to short. What are the odds this bankrupt company with nothing but debt and a plan to cancel it's shares goes to zero. No way you can lose.

[Anonymous No.55704812]

>>55704741
BBBY investors deserve to lose all their money, honestly.

[Anonymous No.55704841]

The amount of seethe I am farming from meltdownies is reaching levels previously unheard of

[Anonymous No.55704852]

Yes all the shills are wrong.
No I'm not selling a single share.

I will never accept another person interruption of the dockets/sec filings and what they mean for a company. I will not defer my decision making to someone else online. I am responsible for my financial choices. External validation means nothing to me. I do not trust mainstream media to cover topics truthfully. There is a financial incentive to hide facts around companies to mislead retail investors.

The massive media infrastructure around finance has led me to believe that nothing is off the table to manipulate. If there is money to be made there is a motive to manipulate it. This is not black pilled this is an objective fact.

[Anonymous No.55704857]

Post moass I'm gonna be the comfiest man alive

[Anonymous No.55704969]

>>55704852
>External validation means nothing to me
He said without irony while posting on social media. Dumb fucking baggie lmao

[Anonymous No.55704973]

>>55704741
checked and see you at Uranus

[Anonymous No.55705021]

It's kind of funny that $MMTLP is about resolved the same week that $BBBYQ M&A deal is announced.
>Planned destruction of the hedgies
Power to the Players

[Anonymous No.55705023]

It’s getting increasingly impossible for me to deduce what the fuck baggies think is going on. How and why exactly will current shareholders make bank?

[Anonymous No.55705069]

elon musk tweeted a pirate flag emoji and then deleted it just a day or two ago. RC tweeted a pirate flag emoji with "god bless gmerica" in february 2022 after he started buying BBBY shares in january 2022 but before the public announcement in march 2022. elon musk also started buying twitter shares in january 2022. now patty wu does this pirate stuff and uses the same TEDDY roosevelt quote that pulte posted. pulte is also invested in twitter/X. pulte talked about elon musk like they are working with him and he's on our side even though he doesn't have all the exact same intentions and whatnot. elon musk deleted one of his meme tweets that RC referenced in his "Corporate America is a wolf in liberal's clothing" tweet, presumably to not reveal things too soon. pulte said they're going to reveal something and elon musk said something special is coming soon. all of this is impossible to happen by pure coincidence. i'm all in on BBBYQ and holding.

[Anonymous No.55705076]

>>55705069
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.55705083]

>>55705076
why would elon musk post a pirate flag emoji and then delete it. you can't explain that. it's like a magic trick that will only make sense in hindsight when the deal is announced.

[Anonymous No.55705106]

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1376983890657734660

[Anonymous No.55705130]

this stock is doomed and i am stuck on its sinking ship.

[Anonymous No.55705137]

>>55705106
WHAT THE EFF

[Anonymous No.55705152]

>>55705106
Yep.
>suck it shills

[Anonymous No.55705178]

>>55705106
magic is just a psy-op that you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.55705197]

>baggies going to be wiped out in a few days when the plan gets accepted on tuesday

I cannot wait for baggy tears

don't sell u retards, maximize your losses, maybe you can use the NOL's yourselves

[Anonymous No.55705349]

>>55705106
Genuine what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55705388]

[Anonymous No.55705407]

https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1685746453384163329

[Anonymous No.55705435]

he has the same shareholder activist attorneys as RC

https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1685433099910303744

[sage No.55705447]

Is this how bath salt enjoyers pick stock? Go on twitter and god reveals things to you?

[Anonymous No.55705449]

https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1685072876829827072

[Anonymous No.55705478]

>>55705447
they can't spoonfeed for legal reasons. for example instead of saying "let's pump and dump GME", wallstretbets tards said "i like the stock" in january 2021. now instead of saying "BBBYQ is about to moon", pulte is saying "i like ryan cohen".

[Anonymous No.55705497]

>>55705478
>baggie calling someone a retard
The ironing is delicious

[Anonymous No.55705528]

>>55705069
What if Elons in the play to regain his positive reputation with the public?

[Anonymous No.55705532]

>bro you can't do the same thing the short and distort crew does day in and day out except with memes cleared by a legal team!
Sneed. Not selling solely and specifically because it's funny to watch the seethe.

[Anonymous No.55705540]

>>55705532
No one wants you to sell. Buy more!

[Anonymous No.55705604]

>>55705106
Fuckin spoopy
DFV is a time Traveller

[Anonymous No.55705640]

Are you sure you didn't buy a teddy bear?

[Anonymous No.55705647]

>>55705604
Or DFV is a plant that was in charge of building sentiment around GME to kickstart RC's grandmaster plan leading all the way up to the birth of Teddy

[Anonymous No.55705707]

>>55705069
Elon and X are certainly part of something

[Anonymous No.55705859]

>Babe, there was a bear. A BEAR. Right there in the background. What else could that mean?

[Anonymous No.55705953]

>>55705069
>word salad
I'm all in but I'll at least admit I'm gambling ffs

[Anonymous No.55705958]

https://youtu.be/vvxSPEFaT20

[Anonymous No.55706011]

>>55705953
Gambling actually has a chance of paying off, though.

[Anonymous No.55706044]

>Non-human entities have been coming to earth for thousands of years
>BBBY is going to moon
We live in the best timeline

[Anonymous No.55706060]

>>55706044
Both blue pill conspiracy theories for the most sheepish amongst the population.

[Anonymous No.55706105]

God I'm getting so plump with all this salty seethe I'm gorging on. It's almost too tasty

[Anonymous No.55706121]

>>55705647
100% this. It's obvious in retrospect.

[Anonymous No.55706129]

every time I check biz the bbby general is at the top of the catalog, on a Sunday no less

I know I'm not bumping it, so who could it be? how curious

[Anonymous No.55706192]

>>55705021
>$MMTLP
qrd on its status now?

[Anonymous No.55706197]

>>55703807
blud got a little angry

[Anonymous No.55706209]

>>55706105

[Anonymous No.55706232]

>>55706192
Financial Committee in Congress sent a letter to the SEC last week demanding written answers on the halt. SEC is getting ready to throw FINRA hard under the bus.
Also, we were apprised of WELLS notices given to Johb Brda and George asking for their testimony. Turns out the SEC has been investigating FINRA/MMTLP since 2021.

[Anonymous No.55706446]

All these seething silly shillies. I can't wait for the main course this is just an aperitif.

Nom nom nom down the hatch your seething fud goes

[Anonymous No.55706630]

Barbie is a legitimately good movie.

It reminded me that baggies are getting their shares canceled.

[Anonymous No.55706650]

Bullish?

[Anonymous No.55706884]

I don't know what's going to happen next week.
I know baggies are going to go to 0.
But what then, what comes next?
Baggies are unhinged and too far in the hole. Their "theories" make GME MOASS lore look grounded and sane.
I think they just won't accept that their shares have been cancelled, and that they have secret shares somewhere, which will be worth unfathomable amounts of money.

[Anonymous No.55706956]

i pove the bbbaggie mental gymnastics. my goodness it is going to be absolutely hilarious when your shares are worth absolutely nothing. lmao. hahahahaha. hedgechads and shorts won. you lost. hahahahahahaha.

[Anonymous No.55706961]

>>55703142
God hear my prayer. Affirm the chapter 11 plan on the 2nd, but allow the stock to still trade.

Maximum pain for baggies.

Amen.

[Anonymous No.55706985]

We already know meltdownies are the saddest people to ever walk this planet, but my god are they going to be willing to live up to their misplaced hate?

schadenfreude goes both ways. kek.

[Anonymous No.55707018]

funny how this “worthless” stock still hasn’t made its way back towards ATL. It’s dropped like 10 cents since share cancellation started getting spammed you would think it would plummet to 0 if that’s what it was worth. These dooomps have been pathetic

[Anonymous No.55707027]

still the most active thread in /biz/

[Anonymous No.55707030]

i come bearing news for my fellow bagholders, a plan from the kirkland playbook in an article from 2009 published on their website called "debt is the new equity"

we have been right this whole time and we are all going to fucking make it.

[Anonymous No.55707037]

>>55707030

[Anonymous No.55707053]

>>55707037
Any of these steps sound familiar to you?

Ps. We are using kirkland and ellis in the bankrupcy

[Anonymous No.55707170]

>>55707030
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.55707179]

>>55707030
You’re going to make me read this and disprove you tonight, aren’t you?

[Anonymous No.55707203]

>>55707179
Read the right side of each page my shill friend

[Anonymous No.55707221]

>>55707203
Ok, I’m at a friends wine tasting party. If I’m sober enough when it’s over I’ll debunk you tonight. Otherwise I got you tomorrow, senpai.

[Anonymous No.55707232]

>>55707179
please do it. if you can help at least one gullible lurker from buying into this obvious cult then it is worth it. seriously, you're a hero, and i want to thank you for being a voice of reason in a sea of baggie delusion.

[Anonymous No.55707244]

>>55707232
Damnit, you’re right. I was being selfish. I’ll do it for all the lil’ anons out there, the meltdown fans - they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.55707309]

>>55707232
As soon as r/bbby_remastered debunks it, I’ll repost it here.

[Anonymous No.55707403]

>>55707030
and this is related to BBBY because?

[Anonymous No.55707488]

AMENDMENT TO CHAPTER 11 EXIT PLAN JUST RELEASED IN THE DOCKET

[Anonymous No.55707525]

>>55704852
+1

[Anonymous No.55707731]

>>55707232
>if you can help at least one gullible lurker from buying
omg i was going to buy but u saved me daddy omg

[Anonymous No.55707756]

What kind of sauce will you be dipping your tendies in? Personally, once I am a millionaire, I might just get one of each. The world is now my oyster

[Anonymous No.55707817]

>>55707756
Based. I already started writing I.O.U’s with interest once this thing blows up

[Anonymous No.55707859]

>>55704368
"Apes" always trying to take the moral high ground and their constant virtue signalling are some of the main characteristics that provoke hatred and laughter. Buying a stock because someone told you it will make you rich is not 'standing up and fighting for something'. And that 'something' is always vaguely expressed in a way reminiscent of the Occupy Wall Street retards. The logic seems to be 'rich people are le bad... so make me rich and I promise to be le good'.

[Anonymous No.55707941]

>>55707859
They also mix “le rich bad” with the_zognald levels of reactionary politics against anything even remotely progressive. The dissonance must be hard for them to (teddy) bear.

[Anonymous No.55707951]

>>55707756
Raisin Canes sauce on day one, brother.

[Anonymous No.55707978]

>>55704368
May I suggest this, monsieur baggie

[Anonymous No.55708016]

>>55707941
And “le rich bad” of course doesn't apply only to the rich people who they believe will make them rich. They worship RC as a Christ-like figure even after he dumped on them, milking them to the tune of 9 figures. That shred of hope that he will enrich them makes him infallible in their eyes. Ironically they out themselves as extremely greedy and money-loving; I think a lot of it is just projection.

[Anonymous No.55708074]

>>55703194
lol this fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55708095]

>>55704666
NOLs, short interest, and long-term shareholders; billionaires would be retarded NOT to buy it.

[Anonymous No.55708108]

>>55705349
Always has been

[Anonymous No.55708121]

>>55708095
>They can buy it to take an intentional loss
>for reasons
Kek baggies.

[Anonymous No.55708122]

>>55706060
Start dropping black pills; make it interesting

[Anonymous No.55708133]

>>55708122
Uktinste black pill: your life will see not see the overthrow of society. Normies are basically right about everything, conspiracy theories aren’t true. Your life is boring and unimportant, and always will be.

[Anonymous No.55708148]

can anyone post their baggie position screenshot please?
I feel like I am being trolled, nobody can be this dense

[Anonymous No.55708156]

>>55708133
Lol, blackpills on /biz/ don't hit the same as /pol/; that shit is tame.

[Anonymous No.55708172]

>>55708156
>that shit is tame
If it’s tame, you would deluxe yourself into seeing secret personal message in vague tweets in order to avoid accepting it.

[Anonymous No.55708214]

>>55708172
Deluxe myself?

[Anonymous No.55708271]

>>55708214
Delude, dear boy.

[Anonymous No.55708285]

>>55708271
Did you respond from the wrong account or are pajeets working in teams tonight?

[Anonymous No.55708331]

>>55708285
It was plainly obvious from the context, hence the "dear boy", dear boy.

[Anonymous No.55708363]

>>55708331
Oh pajeets <3

[Anonymous No.55709033]

8/1 and 8/2.
Won’t elaborate.

[Anonymous No.55709318]

>>55709033
Based. The first is deadline for proposal submission and they have to announce by the 18th with the plan in action so I was expecting something.

[Anonymous No.55709336]

>>55709033
papa

[Anonymous No.55709378]

So Warren Buffet bought Berkshire Hathaway as a textile company and gutted it to become a holding company.

>I want a thumb war with Warren Buffet
>Ryan Cohen by day Warren Ichan by night

Teddy LLC is a holding company, Teddy publishing is the book company. He is going to do the same thing, with he NOL's giving TPUB a runway and the shorts being squeezed a war chest to begin the funding without going to outside sources. The fomo will be insane from people wanting a piece and they will be priced out kek

If you haven't worked it out by now then you never will

[Anonymous No.55709502]

So when does the stock legitimately become untradeable in the worst case scenario?

[Anonymous No.55709940]

>>55709378
If NOLs are so valuable, why didn’t anyone buy Sears?

[Anonymous No.55709947]

>>55709318
You must have missed it. The plan came out a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.55710079]

>No bondshill bond bragging
>King Meltdown clocked in
>Funds settled
it's gamer time

[Anonymous No.55710107]

Baggies never lost any proof that they bought. Suspicious!

[Anonymous No.55710119]

Not more suspicious than that guy bragging about bonds for two months and then killing himself on friday. Rip bondretard

[Anonymous No.55710121]

baggies btfo'd, patty wu meant dream on me

[Anonymous No.55710142]

>Patty Wu Tang
checkmate ledgies

[Anonymous No.55710145]

These meme stock scams show that the regular retail investor cannot be trusted to safeguard their own money. Only accredited investors should be allowed to buy individual stocks. Other people can buy ETFs and t-bills only.

[Anonymous No.55710165]

These meme stock plays show that financial institutions are not smart enough to safeguard the money they're trusted with. Only trustworthy and transparent financial entities should be allowed to be market makers. Hedge funds can short each other.

[Anonymous No.55710167]

>>55710121
Wet dream chads can’t stop winning

[Anonymous No.55710175]

>>55710165
Naked short selling doesn’t occur outside of market makers.

[Anonymous No.55710187]

you still have work to do
>>55707030
>>55707037
chop chop lil fella

[Anonymous No.55710207]

>>55710187
r/bbby_remastered hasn’t gotten to it yet. Hold your horses.

[Anonymous No.55710240]

>>55703131
Funny how this wasn't addressed

[Anonymous No.55710300]

Bondshill, how did it go bro??? You loved those bonds. You posted about them every day! Surely you actually bought them. Surely you got your 50x banger.

[Anonymous No.55710328]

>>55710300
Isn’t it frustrating when some gets told their investment is shit, smugly refuses to listen to reason, and then once the investment is wiped out they don’t even have the decency to come here to post salt?

[Anonymous No.55710375]

We aren't wiped :^)

[Anonymous No.55710392]

why does this scam stock have a general? mods need to delete this and ban you grifters

[Anonymous No.55710407]

>>55710375
Denial is the first stage of grief acceptance. Welcome to your healing journey.

[Anonymous No.55710423]

what do you guys think?
tg - pepefloki2portal

[Anonymous No.55710452]

To my stalker on here that found my Reddit account and keeps sending me DMs with my 4chan posts:
I don’t know what you think you’re accomplishing. Honestly it’s just kinda creepy that you’re so obsessed with me. Maybe you should get a hobby?

[Anonymous No.55710545]

>>55710452
You are my hobby.

[Anonymous No.55710595]

>>55710452
>it’s just kinda creepy that you’re so obsessed with me
>10k pbtid

[Anonymous No.55710610]

>>55710240
Addressing it gives it attention that the call centers can’t afford right now

[Anonymous No.55710618]

>>55710452
holy kek that's funny

[Anonymous No.55710626]

>>55710545
Dude - what are you even trying to do? Ok, I get it, you figured out I sometimes crosspost the same comment here and on Reddit. You want me to give you a cookie or something? Just cut it out.

[Anonymous No.55710643]

>>55710626
Just ignore it? You’re giving this person exactly what they want.

[Anonymous No.55710654]

>>55710643
I’ve been ignoring it for a month and they keep doing it

[Anonymous No.55710676]

>>55710654
Kek if this is true it’s the funniest shit I’ve read all month.

[Anonymous No.55710702]

>>55710452
>>55710626
HAHAHAHAHAHA IM DYING
>>55710545
Post his account, fren.

[Anonymous No.55710704]

>>55710654
Damn dude you’re managing to come across as more pathetic than a baggie. Consider making some personal changes lmao

[Anonymous No.55710713]

>>55710643
LMFAOOOO YOU NIGGER
Capcha: NGGT2H

[Anonymous No.55710715]

Lol, you baggie retards Will believe anything. I didn’t even have to delete a comment this time.

[Anonymous No.55710720]

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.55710721]

>>55710715
>I was only pretending to be be retarded
Lol sure thing, tranny

[Anonymous No.55710730]

>>55710720

[Anonymous No.55710775]

>>55710721
He deleted it, what’d he say?

[Anonymous No.55710800]

what's behind 0.30 kenny

[Anonymous No.55710812]

>>55710775
he said he is a massive faggot who enjoys eating dicks

[Anonymous No.55710834]

I went down to my local buy buy baby with a box of donuts to boost morale for the people that work for the company I own. But the store was close, totally empty inside. I started to cry and just ate the box of donuts myself.

[Anonymous No.55710900]

baglads are buying

[Anonymous No.55710932]

>>55710834
kek

[Anonymous No.55710947]

Meltdown boys tired from being wrong, getting their bonds blown out, and being bump slaves. Kek fuckies

[Anonymous No.55711020]

>>55710947
I will admit that I was wrong about the following:
* I said bbby shares were getting diluted
* I said bbby would go bankrupt
* I said bbby didn’t retain any leases

We don’t yet know if I’m right about shares getting canceled. But I’m due for a win!

[Anonymous No.55711104]

>>55711020
All of that turned out to be correct, though

[Anonymous No.55711117]

>>55711104
Huh, well I’ll be a son of a gun…

[Anonymous No.55711127]

>interns trying to go from getting coffee to cumshots
kek dick ridies

[Anonymous No.55711186]

And you tell me
Over and over and over and over again, my friend
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction
No no, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

[Anonymous No.55711191]

inverse gmeies

[Anonymous No.55711195]

It appears the stock price is dropping rapidly. Comment baggies?

[Anonymous No.55711213]

COURT STREAM HAS STARTED

IS THAT THE BACK OF RC’S HEAD I SEE AT THE BBBY TABLE!!!??

[Anonymous No.55711276]

>>55711195
buying more

[Anonymous No.55711349]

I miss bondshill

[Anonymous No.55711377]

It's funny watching gme dip a little bit and then switching over to bbbyq and seeing it inverse gamestop hehehe

[Anonymous No.55711417]

Thank you for your service, shills. Be sure to get your final check and cash it today.

[Anonymous No.55711427]

>>55711417
Their final checks have been cancelled for liquidity purposes

[Anonymous No.55711484]

>>55711427
Wait - seriously?

[Anonymous No.55711589]

COURT IS LIVE

[Anonymous No.55711604]

>>55711427
Pizza party in the break room

[Anonymous No.55711612]

DEBTORS OBJECTIONS WITHDRAWN

[Anonymous No.55711620]

Yummy dip coming soon for baggies

[Anonymous No.55711622]

A TEDDY BEAR?!?

[Anonymous No.55711657]

>stein

[Anonymous No.55711663]

Why hasn’t anyone in court brought up a merger with teddy?! I thought there was a teddy merger - I SAW A TEDDY BEAR!!!!

[Anonymous No.55711687]

LMAOOOOOOOO


CONFIRMED NO OBJECTIONS OR AMENDMENTS TO THE PLAN

ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.55711690]

kek twitchies

[Anonymous No.55711701]

>>55711663

Don't panic fellow ape, any moment now this song will play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

and Cohen and Icahn will walk into the court with briefcases full of cash and throw wads of hundred dollar notes everywhere give baggies billions of dollars and octo-merge BBBY with GME, Blockbuster, Toys R Us, Enron, Lehman Brothers, Tesla, and of course Teddy. Any minute now and this is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.55711714]

>>55711687
lol, lmao

How are baggies going to spin this? Christmas came one day early for meltdown chads.

[Anonymous No.55711722]

>>55711687
it's like you're watching the superbowl

[Anonymous No.55711734]

>>55709940
About a decade after BLIAQ does

[Anonymous No.55711776]

NO OBJECTIONS

NO AMENDMENTS

[Anonymous No.55711908]

>>55711776
I
There are no objections and no amendments because the deal has already concluded in secret to the satisfaction of everyone involved, my boy.
The squeeze begins... tonight!

[Anonymous No.55711926]

>>55711908
It legally can’t be in secret. If there’s a merger or acquisition, it has to be filed in the next 19 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55711938]

>>55711926
inb4 im a billionaire in the next 10 min

[Anonymous No.55711947]

>>55711349
sorry bagfags ive been spending time with my gf
im still a BBBond chad, still chadshilling

[Anonymous No.55711972]

>>55711926
Why?

[Anonymous No.55711977]

hahahahahahaha OH BAGGIES OH BAGGIES LMAO hahahahahaha ITS OVER YOU FUCKING RETARDS

[Anonymous No.55711980]

>>55707221
>Ok, I’m at a friends wine tasting party. If I’m sober enough when it’s over I’ll debunk you tonight. Otherwise I got you tomorrow, senpai.
hey still waiting on that rebutal. thanks

[Anonymous No.55711985]

>>55711972
Because the deadline is at noon eastern.

[Anonymous No.55711993]

>>55711938
topkek

[Anonymous No.55711999]

>>55711980
Like I said, I’m still waiting on r/bbby_remastered to debunk it

[Anonymous No.55712009]

Maybe if people didn't engage with the 40+pbtid and just filtered them right away they would just fuck off. Let them scream into the void

[Anonymous No.55712016]

>55711999
>I’m still waiting on r/bbby_remastered to debunk it
he can't debunk it. lmao

[Anonymous No.55712025]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU4Hw-xbBNo
kek bozobaggies

[Anonymous No.55712027]

DOCKET UPDATED - 1481

OBJECTION TO CHAPTER 11 PLAN FILED BY RC VENTURES

[Anonymous No.55712031]

>>55712009
But how would I entertain myself for free while I’m at work? This is a symbiotic relationship

[Anonymous No.55712033]

>>55712009
I had to call her out because she promised and didn't deliver. she can scream into the void all she wants now.

[Anonymous No.55712041]

>>55712033
I have this baggie shill filtered and can’t see what they post. Let guess, it was something stupid.

[Anonymous No.55712046]

Cohen almost certainly bought into this stock in the hopes that it would be a second GME. Instead, it tanked and his position was completely underwater by July.

Then retail chatter started picking up that may or may not have been organic. The pump was actually already underway when Cohen became publicly active, having gone up from around $4.60 to 9.79 at the close of the 9th. But the Cohen tweet on the 10th and the filings on the 16th may then have been responsible for launching the stock to 30.

At most you could probably argue that he took advantage of a situation that was already developing. It's possible that he was actually running an astroturfing campaign (or had hired someone to do so on his behalf) that started the entire move. But unless he was really stupid and left a paper trail, I doubt you could nail him for that.

[Anonymous No.55712077]

>>55712046
The reason for “barcoding” is those pump and dump groups wash trading.

[Anonymous No.55712105]

>>55711926
>TIME FOR OBJECTION IS NOW OVER

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity

[Anonymous No.55712114]

>>55712105
WAGMI
When will the M&A be announced? AH?

[Anonymous No.55712116]

>>55712105

[Anonymous No.55712128]

>>55712116
So you agree that once it’s accepted tomorrow, there is zero chance of a merger or acquisition?

[Anonymous No.55712134]

I have no idea what any of you are talking about. Just answer me this. Is 5k bobbys enough to make it?

[Anonymous No.55712142]

>>55712134
I should think so. This beast is going to roar when it MOASSes. No halts on OTC.

[Anonymous No.55712146]

>>55712134
On to food stamps? Yes.

[Anonymous No.55712155]

Tedded
>>55712081
>>55712081
>>55712081

[Anonymous No.55712159]

Yea im nOt sure but not gonna sel LOL. Anyway enjoy rest of ur day here begging with randos to sell their otc penny stock

[Anonymous No.55712180]

>>55712142
>>55712146
thanks lads

[Anonymous No.55712184]

>>55712155
Early baking? That’s a paddlin’

[Anonymous No.55712249]

>>55711690
Kek.

[Anonymous No.55712490]

Where did all my baggie buddies go? :(

[Anonymous No.55712499]

I'm right here, still green, still mean

[Anonymous No.55712523]

>>55712499
What’s your total cost basis? Not per share, total.

Good way to spot pump and dump grifters, because they’ll never share this info.

[Anonymous No.55712576]

>>55712523
My average is 0.1378. I started buying in when fud posters were posting pictures of quarters, nickels, and dimes. Do you have any kind of position it or avoiding everything besides the on-going updates?

[Anonymous No.55712577]

Baggies honestly thought they would get rich if they gave their life savings to an anonymous Reddit poster. lol

You get what you deserve for being so greedy and lazy.

[Anonymous No.55712584]

>>55712576
See? The grifters will never say the total amount they have invested.

[Anonymous No.55712585]

>>55712523
Cost basis is probably 1300 though

[Anonymous No.55712599]

>>55712523
mine is somewhere between $0.29 - $0.5

[Anonymous No.55712613]

>>55712585
Ooooh, you’re poor. Now it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.55712622]

>>55712584
sorry I got costs basis mixed up with average, not enough caffeine he he he

[Anonymous No.55712633]

>>55712613
First I'm a grifter, now I'm poor, there's no winning with you!!

[Anonymous No.55712645]

>>55712633
You fell into one of my patented rhetorical traps! No matter which way you answer, I have an intelligent response that will destroy you with facts and logic.

Like a man stuck in quicksand, the more you struggle the worse it gets for you. Just admit defeat now.

[Anonymous No.55712658]

>>55712645
I will never admit the feet you bastard man. Never ever.

[Anonymous No.55712675]

>>55712658
You have chosen to die on your feet. I can respect that, but it does not spare you your fate.

*unsheathes katana*

[Anonymous No.55712742]

>>55712675
get parried son

[Anonymous No.55712770]

>>55712742
How I have longed for a worthy adversary. Let’s see how good you truly are.

*adopts low stance*

*forward half lunge with it a center upswing, pronated grip*

[Anonymous No.55712865]

>>55712770
Unfortunately for you I am a master of deception

[Anonymous No.55712916]

>>55712865
*spins around in confusion*

You must be here somewhere, anon. Show yourself!

[Anonymous No.55712972]

Threaded
>>55712081
>>55712081
>>55712081

[Anonymous No.55712982]

>>55712916

[Anonymous No.55713022]

>>55712982
Bravo.

[Anonymous No.55713040]

>>55712982
*retreats to the shill clan hideout*

I’ll be back, and your little teddy bear won’t be able to help you next time.

[Anonymous No.55714724]

>>55713040
*retreats to reddit*

[Anonymous No.55714898]

Bump

[Anonymous No.55715041]

Bump

[Anonymous No.55715482]

Bump

[Anonymous No.55715562]

bump

[Anonymous No.55717219]

bump

[Anonymous No.55717409]

Holy fucking shit Cohen capital investments?

Hedgies are not only fucked, they are dead. They spent around 400 hours on M&A litigation.

Go read the fucking Form D. RC is here.

[Anonymous No.55717467]

>64 pbtid

[Anonymous No.55718606]

wtf?

[Anonymous No.55719892]

Bump

[Anonymous No.55719902]

New thread here
>>55719807
>>55719807
>>55719807
>>55719807

[Anonymous No.55719910]

NEW THREAD GET IN HERE
>>55719807
>>55719807
>>55719807
>>55719807
>>55719807

[Anonymous No.55719965]

>>55719902
And feel a spirit kindred to my own;
So that henceforth I worked no more alone;

But glad with him, I worked as with his aid,
And weary, sought at noon with him the shade;

And dreaming, as it were, held brotherly speech
With one whose thought I had not hoped to reach.

‘Men work together,’ I told him from the heart,
‘Whether they work together or apart.’

[Anonymous No.55720845]

>>55703170
The God of the Bible is a psychopath so, if he were real, there's no reason why he wouldn't grant a wish like that.