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I’m 28 and never even kissed a girl

>> No.55701131

>>55701113
Maybe quit being ugly?

>> No.55701132

23 and the same. I only have myself to blame, I could cope and say its genetics blah blah but ive seen fat mother fuckers with decent looking girls here, only my fault for not trying.

>> No.55701145

>>55701113
the only time kissing is really fun is when you're a teenager
kissing in 20's and 30's is pretty overrated
also a good way to catch herpes

>> No.55701165

>>55701145
This. Sex is pretty overrated too once you get older. Don't focus too much on it, you're not missing out on as much as you may think.

>> No.55701175
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Consider the flowers
They don't try to look right
They just open their petals and look to the light

>> No.55701182 [DELETED] 

>>55701175
Consider the white women
They dont try to look right
They just open their legs and look to the BBC

>> No.55701258
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>>55701113
I believe in you anon you will make it

>> No.55701266

>>55701113
casual, I'm 34 and a kissless hugless virgin

>> No.55701273

>>55701165
Half wrong. Blowing your load on a nice pussy is great, hanging out with women even a second outside of that is misery

>> No.55701274

>>55701113
where are you fren? can you drive to aurora street, seattle?

>> No.55701282

>>55701165
This
>>55701273
And unironically this. I genuinely hate my gf but leaving a good creampie in her at least twice a week is one of my greatest joys in life.

>> No.55701287

>>55701274
i mean aurora ave. derp.

>> No.55701294

listen to patrice oneal’s black phillip show, it’s old as all hell but it’s a gem

>> No.55701315

>>55701113
Bro. I’ve seen you post this multiple times over the past several months on biz. I feel bad for you. I’m sure things haven’t gone how you’ve wanted in life. In general when people post pity stories on here, they are more interested in wallowing in their pity than taking action to fix their life. If you can think logically about the situation. Which action will make your life better. Wallowing in self pity? Or figuring out how to improve your situation?

>> No.55701318

>>55701274
begone fentanyl zombie

>> No.55701330

>>55701113
>5:32 is the longest time
I can edge for hours. I don't even think I'd cum

>> No.55701333

>>55701182
Top fucking kek. Janny got offended by the BBC and tried to ban me. Kys tranny.

>> No.55701342

>>55701318
there are some pretty street walkers on aurora ave. anon can take a nice road trip then lose his virginity. just have a clean car and $300 for a full service.

>> No.55701348

>>55701330
>>55701113
Is her pussy really that good?

>> No.55701379

Im 33 and girls kiss my asshole literally. Models, doctors, lawyers - they all do it. And im broke loser with high school diploma with no job who spends all day on 4chan. Im just good looking. Also i have 1.5k link

>> No.55701416

>>55701113
I'm 28 and never had sex.

>> No.55701456

>>55701113
What’s the story here? Who is this?

>> No.55701478

>>55701456
She looks like Margot robbie, it probably is her

>> No.55701549

>>55701113
>32
>6.4'
>muscular
>ripped with 6pack
>9.5" erect penile length
>semi chad/tyrone
here.... and am a virgin and never kissed a woman

>> No.55701843

>>55701132
Its hard and cringe but you need do it, go to partys, be ballsy, good luck

>> No.55701879

>>55701294
>just take dating advice from a nigger, anon
ngmi

>> No.55701906

>>55701113
Same age, same situation but I stopped caring 4 years ago.

>> No.55701944

Zoomers will never know young love and the feeling of deflowering your virgin highschool girlfriend on prom night.

>> No.55701945

>>55701379
Congrats anon, I'm also handsome & have to put little effort. Life's good

>> No.55702509

>>55701944
Young love just fucks your up if you don’t get her pregnant right away and hold it down. When I was young everyone told you not to get your gf pregnant but realistically that is like the only way for the relationship to continue past high school

>> No.55702520

Make peace with it and stop making these threads.
I'm 35 and never had a gf.
I've accepted my fate that I will never have one and things are much better now and would give zero fucks if all women just up and disappeared off the planet.

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I'm going on a date at noon.
I've got another chick I'm talking to on the phone.
And I've been banging a fwb at work.

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>>55701113
I just turned 24 and have been married since 21.
bit of a late bloomer as I first kissed a girl at 18 but at least I got there lol.
COINcidentally I only stack silver and invest in index funds and bonds. never mess around with crypto, futures, options, or any other casino floor type shit.

>> No.55702557

>>55701145
Almost everything around sex, love and hookup is a biological drive to reproduce at your healthiest and fertile. We allowed a massive secular degenerate culture apparatus to develop this into a “culture” of normalcy.

The effect is quite simple. We’re using our biology to get high. As we do with everything. Picking “hook up” culture. Is the same as picking up golf, or drinking or vaping.

It’s another biochemical hijack for coomies.

I replied to you because you seem experienced and with a brain unlike most of biz.

When you grow up even a little bit you understand. Unfortunately a lot of girls never grow up.

Society should never tolerate sex outside marriage unless the partner is incapable of fulfilling their husband/wife duties. Single people, gay people, anti-children, anti-family. You all have to either shut up and help or you have to leave or get killed. These are your choices.

>> No.55702573

>>55702557
>tfw to intelligent to have sex for purposes other than procreation

>> No.55702618

>>55702550
More like early boomer lol. You live and invest like a 50 year old

>> No.55702624

I first had sex late in life and it wasn't as good as fapping.
it's very overrated later in life I guess. the time you really need it is as a teenager

>> No.55702626

>>55702557
>billions must not kiss

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>>55702618
exactly.

>> No.55702652

>>55701113
Plot twist OP is gay

>> No.55702658

>>55701145
turbocope. i had my first kiss at 29 and it was fantastic

>> No.55702685

>>55701113
I'm 18 and already had two threesomes with 2 females
>>55701165
>billions of people all born through sex
>hurr durr its overrated
Sure thing partner

>> No.55702687

>>55701132
>only my fault for not trying.
I also did very poorly when I tried in my 20s. In many cases alcoholism and poor self esteem ruined it for me. After giving up for 10 years and working on other things, psychedelics helped me get my shit together, and after just a few months I found a nice grill online.
>>55701145
>the only time kissing is really fun is when you're a teenager
>kissing in 20's and 30's is pretty overrated
Can't confirm, I started at 34 with a younger and inexperienced grill and we kissed for hours and hours every time we met. Once we fondled each others hands for hours as well and it was the most amazing thing.

>> No.55702718

>>55702687
Based, enjoy. People in this thread are bitter because they indulged in too much degenerate shit and fried their dopamine receptors

>> No.55702777

>>55702718
Thanks!
>they indulged in too much degenerate shit and fried their dopamine receptors
Me too, fapping was so much easier and felt so much better than sex. Erectile dysfunction is very real if you're a coomer. But things improved slowly.

>> No.55702937

>>55701113
that guy clearly has. ive fucked virgin men just because theyre tall and scally.

>> No.55703025

>>55701113
In 5 years you will be my age, nothing will change.
Your only hope is to import a third world wife. I heard Ukraine is exporting decent ones.