/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55699538]

>it's real

[Anonymous No.55699650]

>>55699538
Extremely bearish

[Anonymous No.55699656]

>>55699538
spoiler alert: the protagonist dies from cardiovascular conditions due to obesity before the contract gets fulfilled thus leaving the reward unclaimed and showing the world that it all was just a prank

[Anonymous No.55699668]

>>55699538
wait it really is real i was suspecting chatgpt and inspect element there but no
https://www.skyhorsepublishing.com/9781945863851/the-oracle/
is this like admitting in public what you have done, ari just cant keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.55699681]

>>55699538
>European archaeology professor
Kek sounds cliched as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55699835]

>>55699538
>hurr durr oracles therefore delphi
ari is a mental midget

[Anonymous No.55699854]

>>55699538
this is the guy /biz/ put its collective faith in?

[Anonymous No.55699881]

>>55699538

[Anonymous No.55699897]

>>55699538
He believes in the Holocough and wears a mask while driving his own car by himself. The Cult of Demeter is not what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.55699898]

>*dumps*

[Anonymous No.55699916]

>>55699538
schizo-tier garbage

[Anonymous No.55699924]

>>55699538
>February 27, 2024
So it's not out yet?

[Anonymous No.55699964]

>>55699538
Kek based Ari

[Anonymous No.55700022]

>>55699897
he puts on the mask when needed

[Anonymous No.55700065]

>>55699538
how cringe would it be to buy this and ask for him to sign it at smartcon

[Anonymous No.55700168]

>targeting him for assassination
Im starting to think everything that was ever said about link is true.

[Anonymous No.55700210]

If link really takes off like the Schizos state, are contract killings really a viable use case for an oracle network? How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.55700211]

>>55699538
>The Delphians, worshippers of the god Apollo, have launched a rogue smart contract offering a crypto reward to assassinate a European archaeology professor.
sold all my links

[Anonymous No.55700215]

>>55699538
LINK x Monero

Sneed it or feed it?

[Anonymous No.55700223]

>>55700210
>is the target dead
>verified by hundreds of nodes via:
>medical data
>death certificate
>crime reports
>...
>5G grid surveillance
>AI minority report algorithms
>All on chain
>verified by Chainlink
>smart contract executes

[Anonymous No.55700235]

>>55700223
All that isn't necessary to verify if someone got whacked or not.

[Anonymous No.55700244]

>>55700223
What a jewish world view, no thanks
Go play DeusEx

[Anonymous No.55700282]

>>55700223
>5G grid surveillance
lunatic incel fatnasy. touch grass schizo

[Anonymous No.55700306]

>>55700244
>I dont like it therefore it wont happen

[Anonymous No.55700311]

>>55700223
>5G grid surveillance
LOL since wen Arr linkoids even allowed to mention a household name like 5G?
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=5g+household+name
All previous 5G discussions have been shut down by community advocates. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.55700328]

>>55700311
umm community avocados our response?

[Anonymous No.55700354]

>>55700223
But who gets paid? Assuming it's an open contract there's no way to know who's the killer

[Anonymous No.55700364]

>>55700354
IOT data determines cause of death, what/who caused it, etc etc. All of this data will be run through a zk environment of course

[Anonymous No.55700402]

>>55700364
kek this will never become a household name like 5G

[Anonymous No.55700423]

>>55700311
Why did you bother linking your previous skitzo posts and what the fuck are you on about? This stuff has been discussed for a long time. Are you a newfag joining the fudfags or just a regular ol fudfag?

[Anonymous No.55700446]

>>55700354
make a deadpool on living person
is then assumed only the killer could tell beforehand the exact time and method of death
assumes the killer doenst really fuck up even the minor details during execution

[Anonymous No.55700448]

>>55699538
Self published author here. The blurb needs a lot of work. Would also be interested in seeing the cover.

[Anonymous No.55700451]

>>55700423
Ignore him he's just a schizo. Let's focus on Ari's new book. Hey do you think he will pull a Balaji and only discuss the book at Smartcon '23?
OKLG Vamos!

[Anonymous No.55700458]

>>55700446
>incel revenge fantasy
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.55700497]

>Insane LINKCEL billionaire that was mindbroken after years of holding LINK during the prime of his life takes revenge against the LINKs creators for ruining his life.
>Sergeys own creation will be his ruin

[Anonymous No.55700509]

>assassination contracts mentioned in the description
kek'd

[Anonymous No.55700519]

>>55700509
Ari will get a contract himself if he doesn’t start making me some money.

[Anonymous No.55700787]

>>55700509
>>55700519
>le ebin incel revenge fantasy
>6 million must pay
touch fucking grass holy fuck you guys are everything that is wrong with the link community.

[Anonymous No.55700798]

>blood macs, 5g, community streams bad
>incel assassination fantasies good
i struggle to keep up with you delusion schizos even at the best of times

[Anonymous No.55700815]

>>55700798
>>55700787
>>55700519
>>55700509
>>55700497
>>55700458
>>55700451
I want to remind you incels before you get any wise ideas that Under the Sea from Disney's classic the Little Mermaid has been banned from SmartCon'23.
Anyone caught playing Under the Sea will be dealt with severely.

[Anonymous No.55700816]

>>55700787
get a load of this newfag who doesn't know the assassination contract meme

[Anonymous No.55700821]

>>55700451
>he will pull a Balaji and only discuss the book at Smartcon '23?
this is what will happen kek

[Anonymous No.55700822]

>>55700282
>PRISM has entered the chat
It's been around for 10 years already you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55700828]

>>55700798
>blood macs, 5g, community streams bad
QRD?

[Anonymous No.55700868]

>>55700828
Its no secret but lurk the fuck moar. Last year they served the body of the AntiChrist with special Big Macs some anons were saying they had blood in them you can read the archives but its mostly pure unadulterated incel revenge fantasy.
This year I guess they are doing the blood of the AntiChrist with Rory's Wine.
I remember the Big Mac Ritual was censored a lot on /biz/ because of anons calling it out. In the videos I saw one anon wearing a Guy Fawkes mask said, "Hey Sergey did you cryptographically verify that Big Mac is the real deal (laughs)?" and Sergey became a bit distraught and wide eyed like when Eric asked Sergey if he'd killed anyone yet. Sergey replied that he had a "deal" with the "good people at MacDonalds" for these special [blood] Macs. End quote.
I wonder what's in the specially chosen wine Rory has prepared?

[Anonymous No.55700893]

>>55700868
>mostly pure unadulterated incel revenge fantasy.
take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.55700898]

>>55700868
>Sergey replied that he had a "deal" with the "good people at MacDonalds" for these special [blood] Macs. End quote.
Sounds like a brand based guarantee to me. This is why at Chainlink we prefer to cryptographically verify truth decentrally

[Anonymous No.55700909]

>>55700815
>I want to remind you incels before you get any wise ideas that Under the Sea from Disney's classic the Little Mermaid has been banned from SmartCon'23.
>Anyone caught playing Under the Sea will be dealt with severely.
umm full incels our response???

[Anonymous No.55700917]

>>55700868
>Sergey replied that he had a "deal" with the "good people at MacDonalds" for these special [blood] Macs
fake

[Anonymous No.55700933]

>>55700816
>killing people is just a meme bro
Yeah that's what the VCs told Fernando Perez Algaba right before they chopped him up

[Anonymous No.55700939]

>>55700815
ChainlinkGod does NOT transform into full incel mode after hearing under the sea take your fucking meds schizo

[Anonymous No.55700940]

>>55700933
i didn't say killing people is a meme. ari juels talking about assassination contracts during a presentation and making people uncomfortable is a meme

[Anonymous No.55700957]

>>55700939
Ariel, listen to me
The human world, it's a mess
Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

[Anonymous No.55700969]

>>55700940
>deluded linkcel think make people uncomfortable is hilarious and ironic meme
no wonder no one like this community of bad egg

[Anonymous No.55700984]

>>55700969
i'm not a part of the chainlink community you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.55700989]

>>55700940
the LINK community leaves a salty taste in my mouth! *giggles* BUY WORLDCOIN goy

[Anonymous No.55701000]

>>55700984
>he know all strange kill meme of the chainlink
>i'm not a part of the chainlink community you stupid fuck
i can be esl but you are a mother fuck

[Anonymous No.55701002]

>>55701000
checked

[Anonymous No.55701024]

>>55700939
Yeah you have to play Under the Sea over the 5G network using a community stream for it to work fucking newfaggot I swear to God that nigger chainlinkgod goes off like the hulk in a marvel XXX christmas special

[Anonymous No.55701030]

>>55700989
>that shirt
My brothers in christ

[Anonymous No.55701035]

>>55701000
nice digitos but can ≠ will my esl nig

[Anonymous No.55701044]

THE GODDAMN VCS ARE FIRST UP FOR THE ASSINATION SMACK CONTRACTS REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55701057]

>>55701044
>deluded incel frogbot power fantasy
sit back down slave #owned

[Anonymous No.55701077]

GM based kings

[Anonymous No.55701091]

>>55700022
>>55700211
>>55700244
>>55700311
>>55700822
>>55700933
>>55701000
>>55701044
>>55701077
Checked based and Blood Mac pilled
Normies are totally wrong about blockchains my bros we will show them
We will show them all

[Anonymous No.55701100]

>>55701091
>That checkered flannel wallpaper
>throne on lock
>doctors waiting area directly adjasont for VCs
Kino

[Anonymous No.55701144]

based thread great memes good community vibes stay redpilled my based kings

[Anonymous No.55701161]

>>55700022
>>55700211
>>55700244
>>55700311
>>55700822
>>55700933
>>55701000
>>55701044
>>55701077
>>55701100
>>55701144
The magic is back again bros can you dig it?
https://youtu.be/V-OYKd8SVrI

[Anonymous No.55701184]

>talking about killing people makes other people feel uncomfortable
>kek fucking normies
its no wonder Bankless hate you guys

[Anonymous No.55701194]

KEK based Ari this incel revenge fantasy gives me a hardon

[Anonymous No.55701197]

>>55699656
>>55699668
holy samefaggot

[Anonymous No.55701200]

>>55699538
>jew fears Europeans returning to their European religion and abandoning abrahamism

[Anonymous No.55701210]

>>55700311
Hey I remember that censorship you really riled up the community avocados bro

[Anonymous No.55701216]

>>55700354
>no way to know who's the killer
my boy the killer is the one who did the killing. he's not called a killer by accident kek

[Anonymous No.55701219]

GM based kings OKLG Vamos!

[Anonymous No.55701227]

OMG gross this community is filled with toxic incels!

[Anonymous No.55701234]

Basedo Ari playing 5G chess in next dimension

[Anonymous No.55701243]

>>55700311

>>54236371
>5G
>a successful technology standard and a household name

>5G is fucking based and everything that shitty wannabee middleware chainlink is not.

>People curse 5G daily for ruining their lives but only a small dying minority even know chainlink exists.

>You fags better pump those numbers if you want to achieve the holy grail of NASA tier psyop
>>54233408
>Classic example of fudfags scrambling to cash their paychecks while the Blue Helmets move in to rape murder and pillage

>Buy a fucking ad bro srs

Holy fucking based my based king you bow for no one. Take a bow my based king. BASED

[Anonymous No.55701256]

how is this not a marketing thread for Ari Juels' new book wtf

[Anonymous No.55701259]

>>55699924
>he doesn't even know what day is today
newfag alert

[Anonymous No.55701265]

>>55699538
Seems like the VCs are getting pretty hot and heavy about these assassination smart contract oracle things!

[Anonymous No.55701275]

>>55699538
>mask on
based Ari

[Anonymous No.55701283]

>supposed to become akira or neo or even martyr from back to the future and cruise around on a hoverboard
>instead forced to get excited to read some incel power fantasy book
its over

[Anonymous No.55701296]

>they will all pay for what they done did

[Anonymous No.55701317]

>Ari wears a mask to discuss assassination smart contracts that make people feel uncomfortable
based.
>Toxic incel community makes people uncomfortable because they cant relate to being poor after five years invested in LINK
cringe.

Any moar questions incels?

[Anonymous No.55701329]

>>55701317
This so much this. You need to be an expert to make people uncomfortable like during that COVID prank which never happened. The LINK marines are just too toxic. This is why Bankless hate you guys.
Not just anyone can get into this trustless and decentralized space. You have to be the right person and LINK marines are the wrong people.

[Anonymous No.55701344]

Ari's such a sigma, talking about weird shit all the time (eg. assassination contracts, "Proof of Age" verification to prove girls are 18, underhandedly making fun of pajeets who lost their family's money in his presentation) that that's why he doesn't really make public appearances related to Chainlink anymore.
I can imagine his conversation with Sergey went like this:
>"DAMMIT ARI! You're a loose cannon! I'm taking you off the field (public presentations) and sending you down to the FSS Labs. I'm gonna need your multi-sig keys."
>*Ari puts the multi-sig on the table*
>"And your other keys."

[Anonymous No.55701351]

>>55699897
>nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask

[Anonymous No.55701392]

>>55701344
>>55701351
>Ari is such a based king guys
>meanwhile everything Ari gets the link marines talking about on Twitter where all the good posters went has made the link marines hated by virtually everyone in crypto
link marines pre-flashbots were well respected within the crypto community. Bankless shilled us. Sassel did round the clock coverage. VCs were about to ape in. Now they want us dead thanks to the shit Ari gaslights us good old American LINK Marines into talking about and it makes me sick. I'm tired of being hated because I discuss MEV, proof of age for loli prostitution, and assassination smart contracts

[Anonymous No.55701411]

>mixixles
>deco
>fss
>towncrier
>candid
>super linear staking

Nothing this nigger worked on ever made it to production. My bags are heavy Ueda use of ari first, and fatfuck second

[Anonymous No.55701419]

>>55701392
You deserve everything you get for airing crypto's dirty laundry linkoid. No one talks about MEV and lives. Also Bankless said trustless spaces are about the right attitude so if you want to succeed you should just kill yourself like Bankless suggested :^)

[Anonymous No.55701436]

>>55701329
Well Bankless are the real crypto experts so it makes sense they want to control the debate and censor opportunities I mean censor opposition. Bankless have said time and time again trustlessness is dependent on attitude. You guys just have the wrong attitude for a trustless decentralized space. Kindly kill yourselves as Bankless suggested

[Anonymous No.55701460]

>>55701392
>Ari riles up the VCs by releasing papers on MEV
>VCs blame LINK marine community for defending their bags
>Ari sells assassination smart contracts to VCs
>VCs use Ari Tech to take out LINk baggoids permanently
>Sergey dumps more link in celebration of Ari's latest achievement
>Ari wins again
Checkmate. GG

[Anonymous No.55701596]

>>55701460
He really is ten steps ahead

[Anonymous No.55701630]

chainlinkgod will say nigger live at smartcon

[Anonymous No.55701646]

>>55701630
what the fuck I love racism now

[Anonymous No.55701650]

>>55699538
I'm almost certain Ari got the idea for that book by browsing here. He changed Kek to Apollo and stole the assassination contracts meme.

If you're mining us for ideas, the least you can do is figure out how to pump this shit to 1k ya cheap bastids.

[Anonymous No.55701681]

>>55701650
>If you're mining us for ideas, the least you can do is figure out how to pump this shit to 1k ya cheap bastids.
You might like to enjoy a whinge with Rory Piant ha ha ha you dumb impatient basterd

Ethereum said decentralization is just a boot strap meme
Bankless said you fags have wrong attitude
Vitalik said he cant handle social media users with frog themed profiles
The whales said you guys are the wrong people for crypto
Crypto is NOT for everyone. Ask brown packback guy what happens to people NOT welcome in crypto
Racist incels are no longer welcome in crypto. Bankless have declared war on racist incels you anti-sōy biggot!

[Anonymous No.55701735]

>>55701681
this. crypto should be exclusionary. we have the adoption to be picky about who the whales let into our space. Just buy Bankless premines and be happy.

[Anonymous No.55701775]

>>55701735
>>55701681
I don't understand why you freaks have a hard on for Bankless they have never covered Smartcon and something always happens to distract the public anyway who cares if they want crypto to be exclusionary and attitude dependent?

[Anonymous No.55701815]

>>55701775
what the fuck are you saying you stupid nigger this is about fairness for everyone not another incel revenge fantasy. i can see how the money is funding the other side of the debate but excluding people is everything crypto and web3 stand against

[Anonymous No.55701828]

>>55701815
Whales have a god given right to exclude anyone who does not ape into what they are shilling fuck your DYOR you need to trust the experts

[Anonymous No.55701850]

>>55701828
Crypto is for everyone bro

[Anonymous No.55701857]

why are stinkies like this?

[Anonymous No.55701858]

>>55701850
crypto is for everyone except chainshitters. congratulations link marines you were early and now you are not welcome

[Anonymous No.55701864]

>>55701858
WHY YOU DO THE EXCLUDE BASTERD BITCH WHY YOU EXCLUDE ME

[Anonymous No.55701876]

benchod VC trannies are excluding my whole village

[Anonymous No.55701938]

DEATH TO CHAINSHITTERS

[Anonymous No.55701946]

GM kings, based

[Anonymous No.55702064]

So Ari Juels programmes you guys with his deranged rambles and you guys just go along with it is that what this is?

[Anonymous No.55702095]

TOKEN NOT NEEDED!!!

[Anonymous No.55702142]

>>55699538
Is this the secret to life?
To just have fun with it?

Ari is a source of inspiration.

[Anonymous No.55702243]

>>55699538
>Ari will shill his new book at Smartcon

[Anonymous No.55702252]

>>55699538
Seems prehistoric. Ari writes a bunch of different words, calls them sentences, paywalls the collection of paragraphs he calls chapters, in one package called a book.
How can I train my gpt chatbot with all these useless paywalls not needed in place?

[Anonymous No.55702255]

>>55700065
It would actually be pretty based, I might do it, will post on /biz/ if I do

[Anonymous No.55702260]

>>55699538
>writes a whole book about blockchains
>doesn't use a blockchain
>doesn't use blockchain oracle networks to fetch the data from his mind
bearish

[Anonymous No.55702269]

>>55700223
>5G grid surveillance
take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.55702275]

>>55700815
>I want to remind you incels before you get any wise ideas that Under the Sea from Disney's classic the Little Mermaid has been banned from SmartCon'23.
>Anyone caught playing Under the Sea will be dealt with severely.
lol source?

[Anonymous No.55702293]

>>55700933
>Yeah that's what the VCs told Fernando Perez Algaba right before they chopped him up
VCs did not do this take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.55702538]

GM based kings

[Anonymous No.55702673]

>>55699538
>two thousand one hundred and sixty page incel manifesto
bro literally just go to therapy lmao