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55692575 No.55692575 [Reply] [Original]

>Oh hey Anon! I'm sorry but your portfolio is not big enough for me.

>> No.55692593

>>55692575
>wait you actually bought crypto? like doggy coin? you know crypto is a scam right? I thought you were smarter than that

>> No.55692597

Hey whore, didn't ask plus I own CHUD.

>> No.55692668

>>55692575
Not my problem

>> No.55692687
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55692687

>>55692575
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG MY PORTFOLIO IS
I'VE NEVER GIVEN THAT INFORMATION TO ANYONE
WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE

>> No.55692695

who is this young french boy? cute

>> No.55692697

>>55692575
that is not an attractive woman

>> No.55692796

>>55692575
would/10 but once I was dating her I would encourage her to let her hair grow longer.
>no homo

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55693571

>>55692575
>I-it's gonna pump anytime soon sweaty, I swear. 2024 will be our year, please clam down a bit I need you with me on this

>> No.55693602

>>55692687

No need to panic. The end is near.

>> No.55693619
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55693619

>>55692575
Sorry your hair is too short for me. We can now respectfully go our separate ways, this is never going to work.

>> No.55693620

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they’re such good size and all.

Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

MMmmMmMmMmmm

Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.

Will you show me?

I'd be right happy to…

>> No.55694530

>>55692575
>your portfolio is too SMAAAALLLLLL!

>> No.55694532

>>55692575
That's a man

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55694561

>>55692575
thanks, thats good news because you're not attractive enough for me

>> No.55694580

>>55693619
/thread

>> No.55694625

>>55692796
this is the correct take

>> No.55694636

>>55692575
oh no that sucks