/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.55690275]

You can make money on aapl puts into earnings solely on iv even if the underlying doesn't fall much. Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55689050

[Anonymous No.55690289]

Kill bobos

[Anonymous No.55690301]

BOIL/KOLD/UNG

[Anonymous No.55690302]

Kill mumus

[Anonymous No.55690313]

[Anonymous No.55690317]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55690322]

>>55690313
kek!

[Anonymous No.55690329]

You bought SIGA right anon...........?

[Anonymous No.55690330]

>>55690317
No, I boughted some UNG and put in a long dated limit order on KOLD.

[Anonymous No.55690337]

>Betrivers casino approved my account
>$500 deposit match bonus
Woohoo it's gonna be a fun Friday night gents.

[Anonymous No.55690342]

Don't get involved in all that

[Anonymous No.55690343]

>>55690337
kick ass, BLESSED!

[Anonymous No.55690349]

this market is literally indestructible. i want to thank all my mumu brothers out there for not falling for bobo doomsday lies.

[Anonymous No.55690351]

What THE FUCK is this price action? All my shit worthless!

[Anonymous No.55690360]

>>55690301
Long live the BOIL kang

[Anonymous No.55690368]

>>55690342
they might be
HOOKED
>HOOKED
HOOKED

[Anonymous No.55690376]

>>55690360
I figure there's a chance some nigger stabbed him after catching him in the bed with one of his white bitches.

[Anonymous No.55690379]

Yeah I hold JEPI in a taxable account. What of it?

[Anonymous No.55690382]

President Biden discusses how Bidenomics is driving a manufacturing boom and helping workers and innovators invent and make more in America.
>https://www.youtube.com/live/ozWWGWAOzGk?feature=share

[Anonymous No.55690386]

pltr bros 25 dollar PT causing a lot of fomo and shilling just hold strong and we will sell at 22

[Anonymous No.55690388]

How do they know when to clap? I cant understand a thing this geezer is saying.

[Anonymous No.55690392]

What's the best websites/videos that helped you learn to do option trading? I want to learn as much as I can, then try it with a small amount of money so I don't get hurt (hopefully).

[Anonymous No.55690401]

>>55690343
Were women allowed to dress like that in the 50's and 60's?

WTF? Elvis the Pelvis needs to be banned from television ASAP, hes corrupting our youth the boomers were right all along

[Anonymous No.55690406]

>Garbage like PLTR and CVNA pumping
>Not bubble

[Anonymous No.55690409]

Lead pipes are unironically fine. They get like a patina on them and theres no issue after a few years. Studies on roman bodies have confirmed this.

[Anonymous No.55690412]

Just did the math and I've got 43k realized gains so far this year.
How do you all deal with taxes?

[Anonymous No.55690415]

>>55690388
>I cant understand a thing this geezer is saying.
Imagine the lady that has to do the sign language translation
>Biden says go to invest.com for some reason
Doesn't even exist lmao

[Anonymous No.55690424]

>>55690275
>Pulling water out of a hole in a lake instead of just putting some snow in a bucket to bring inside
Are women really this retarded?

[Anonymous No.55690430]

>>55690412
simple
I don't sell

[Anonymous No.55690434]

Justify this mumu.
>pic related
Let's hear your thesis regarding valuation.

[Anonymous No.55690435]

>>55690401
Absolutely agreed, we were able to keep the women under control before he came along and unleashed them. The last chance to reverse it was missed when we didn't napalm the free love hippies at Woodstock.

[Anonymous No.55690439]

Predict!!
>>55690258

[Anonymous No.55690443]

Will AMZN beat on earnings next week?

[Anonymous No.55690445]

>>55690430
Isn't it better to pay taxes on a 20% gain than to wait for it to become a 20% loss?
What did you do last year?

[Anonymous No.55690447]

>>55690439
Uhhhh tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.55690449]

>>55690443
I ordered a bunch of shit from Amazon recently, so yes, definitely.

[Anonymous No.55690452]

>>55690445
>What did you do last year?
I didn't sell. I'm not even joking. I literally never sell. I just buy VTI/VXUS and own everything and wait for divy's if I need them

[Anonymous No.55690455]

>>55690439
Crab down but will close green.

[Anonymous No.55690456]

>take profit and gtfo yesterday
>WHOOPS here’s some more magic numbers time to pump some more
Fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.55690459]

Okay okay okay, I need the price of PLTR to go down, can devs do something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX19YAleBTM

[Anonymous No.55690463]

Sour hour or power hour today?

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55690470]

>>55690434
It looks as if it has dipped quite a bit since it previously exceeded 2. We have lots of room to pump, thanks for posting more evidence for my bullish thesis, bobo.

[Anonymous No.55690473]

anons how would you play this stock if you had to. CTCX


looks like a short but its done a few 50% up moves too.

[Anonymous No.55690476]

NIO is still fucking surging

[Anonymous No.55690478]

>>55690463
Bitter like wormwood hour. The generational top is in. Earnings have peaked

[Anonymous No.55690479]

>>55690452
Well that's dumb.

[Anonymous No.55690483]

>>55690463
power. bidenomics speech is building a lot of confidence.

[Anonymous No.55690488]

Bros...are we on a permanently high plateau right now with stocks?

[Anonymous No.55690490]

>>55690463
my guess is power

[Anonymous No.55690492]

>>55690479
but it works

[Anonymous No.55690511]

I'm going to buy some beer to get drunk later. What are your suggestion? Will Coors Banquet (TAP) do the trick?

[Anonymous No.55690510]

>>55690424
The whole thing is bait, her flimsy blouse in the middle of winter, getting soaked with hardly any clothes on, trudging through deep snow. She probably had a thick coat offscreen between takes.

[Anonymous No.55690513]

>>55690492
But if you're not making any trades, ever, then what are you here in this general to discuss?

[Anonymous No.55690521]

>>55690513
I like to still discuss the stocks. The fact that I'm even investing internationally is a massive point of contention to the investing community.

[Anonymous No.55690534]

The fuck is up with rolls ??

[Anonymous No.55690536]

AHHHHH from +20% to -80% fuuuuck max pain

[Anonymous No.55690539]

>>55690511
banquet is the right choice unless youre gonna do hard alcohol
in which case i suggest El Tesoro(tm) tequila

[Anonymous No.55690540]

>>55690521
I have some large investments in Singapore, but its true that no one here really wants to discuss those sorts of things.

[Anonymous No.55690551]

I wish Bobos would crash this market but it won't happen

[Anonymous No.55690552]

>>55690488
Not yet

[Anonymous No.55690565]

>>55690551
It just needs to be anything but 456 god damn

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55690598]

I will only sell if TheMaverickofWallStreet becomes bullish, so I will likely never sell since he's the king of stupid permabears.

[Anonymous No.55690603]

>>55690598
15 EBT have been added to your account

[Anonymous No.55690604]

>>55690540
What stocks are you in Singapore?

[Anonymous No.55690608]

>>55690412
>Taxes

[Anonymous No.55690640]

can this inverse head and shoulders on SOXL just fucking finish already i NEED TO POOPY

[Anonymous No.55690647]

>>55690598
Yes, he's been calling the top of QQQ since 313

[Anonymous No.55690648]

Is the bear market really over or is this just a trick?

[Anonymous No.55690657]

>>55690648
Bear market has been over since December of 2022

[Anonymous No.55690678]

business!

[Anonymous No.55690684]

What the fuck is going on today?

[Anonymous No.55690691]

>>55690604
Right now I'm holding YF8 primarily

[Anonymous No.55690697]

>>55690511

[Anonymous No.55690700]

>>55690678
I'm buying SOFI calls

[Anonymous No.55690705]

DXY looks like a WEAK BITCH today. that's the end of the bear thesis. it's literally over until fresh bobo cope can drop.

[Anonymous No.55690715]

>>55690684
Bobos on suicide watch as usual

[Anonymous No.55690716]

>>55690678
Will be fun to see BUD's earnings

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55690717]

>>55690603
>Implying bulls are on welfare
If anything this is pure projection, bobos who constantly lose money buying puts or shorting are probably on welfare.

[Anonymous No.55690725]

>>55690657
Really I live In a top 4 biggest cities in America and so many stores are closing

[Anonymous No.55690732]

>>55690716
Most obvious short you'll ever get.

[Anonymous No.55690748]

>>55690678
SoFi pumping before earnings, volume's a bit low though

[Anonymous No.55690751]

>>55690511
If you're looking to get drunk, you'll get more bang for your buck and also save a shitload of calories by just drinking hard liquor like whiskey or vodka. Otherwise though get a 6 pack of one of them fancy 8-10% beers.

[Anonymous No.55690754]

>>55690678
All these companies owe me sex

[Anonymous No.55690763]

>>55690470
I am still waiting for you to post your picture with timestamp
>>55689902

[Anonymous No.55690764]

>>55690511
steel reserve obviously

[Anonymous No.55690771]

>>55690764
wachu know about that? probably nothing

[Anonymous No.55690781]

>>55690748
low volume + pump = short covering

[Anonymous No.55690788]

>>55690725
Are you sure it isn't because of niggers?

[Anonymous No.55690792]

>>55690716
>>55690732
No, it will rise. It is a liberal establishment company. They push the agenda, and they get rewarded. ESG.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55690794]

>>55690763
>dox yourself by posting a picture of your crypto stack
No.

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55690798]

You bought SKYT didnt you anons?

[Anonymous No.55690809]

Black Swans will you please crash this market? We can't let Biden have any wins.

[Anonymous No.55690810]

>>55690792
You can't lose a billion in sales without consequences

[Anonymous No.55690812]

Just went to SBUX. Got home, and the market is still absolutely pumped
Bobos, it's over
Also, I saw the most beautiful woman while there (not an employee)
Extremely bullish for NASDAQ

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55690824]

Anons skyt is about to pop to 11. Then to 15. Then to 20 on positive earnings.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4619587-skywater-technology-expecting-a-q2-results-beat

[Anonymous No.55690833]

>>55690716
>>55690810
>>55690792
Big conference came to my city famous bar downtown im friends with the bartender he said non ordered BUD it’s over bros

[Anonymous No.55690852]

Bobo are you okay?

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55690865]

I'm a bit of a bobo but not on SKYT. Just opened a bunch of SPY poots and SKYT calls.

[Anonymous No.55690870]

Is RTX still a good buy? I was thinking of picking up a few shares yesterday but didn’t commit, fuck.

[Anonymous No.55690871]

>>55690865
strike and dte on spy?

[Anonymous No.55690874]

>me expecting SOXL to dump so I can make the same SOXS play I made yesterday

[Anonymous No.55690877]

they can't stop the buying

[Anonymous No.55690883]

watch the market makers do their work to make the numbers close at the EXACT number to cause the most puts and calls expire worthless

[Anonymous No.55690898]

>>55690883
today is not that day, some friday's they give us one so we keep playing

[Anonymous No.55690912]

been holding amd for years and lengthy sideways movement like these past few months usually correlates to a gigapump after earnings

[Anonymous No.55690913]

>>55690788
All problems start this way

[Anonymous No.55690914]

>>55690870
Yes they have TONS of new contracts for new missiles / systems for next year. You can see the DoD procurement here if you scroll down to the bottom of the page.
https://www.saffm.hq.af.mil/FM-Resources/Budget/Air-Force-Presidents-Budget-FY24/

[Anonymous No.55690928]

Just looked at the 10 year 2 year. Does it mean anything? This is the only time in the last 50 years it's been inverted for that long. It's not gonna just be a black swan out of nowhere and it's suddenly a Great Depression is it?

[Anonymous No.55690933]

>>55690898
It is for me im ruined

[Anonymous No.55690934]

>>55690928
Not until at least September

[Anonymous No.55690940]

>>55690877
I love you

[Anonymous No.55690944]

>>55690928
it's fine until the first cut and uninversion in bond land

[Anonymous No.55690948]

>>55690934
Why September?

[Anonymous No.55690956]

>>55690928

[Anonymous No.55690961]

>>55690948
Two more months

[Anonymous No.55690966]

>>55690928
its fine hombre, we're good

[Anonymous No.55690970]

>>55690794
Lol. Yeah, you'd totally be doxxing yourself to post it. That's why you can't post it, fear of dox. Right. Got you. :^)

[Anonymous No.55690973]

>>55690948
because it's the last month there is before October.

[Anonymous No.55690981]

>>55690948
people sell to buy Halloween costumes, happens every year

[Anonymous No.55690983]

>>55690798
holy the arrogance of a lady of that stature must be astronomical
hopefully she's smart enough to be with rich guy

[Anonymous No.55690991]

post your crab face

[Anonymous No.55691003]

>>55690991
(I love bocchi)

[Anonymous No.55691017]

>>55690991
>spy +1.04%
Y

[Anonymous No.55691020]

>>55690944
Explain

>>55690956
>different this time
Kek. Im gonna need more info. They say this each time but it doesnt alway seem to just dump the same tome every time

[Anonymous No.55691023]

This is your daily reminder that Michelle Obama is a man
https://streamable.com/bqu5v6#

[Anonymous No.55691025]

>>55690966
Oh I see guess its just the deepness of it that is so vastly different

[Anonymous No.55691026]

I'm holding my poop in so SOXL can pump back to 28.40

[Anonymous No.55691028]

Dollar goes up, so does the markets. NOTHING can stop this glownigger market. Nothing.

[Anonymous No.55691031]

>>55690991

[Anonymous No.55691032]

>>55690991
>crab
Crabs lost long ago when they couldnt keep it between the 385 - 415 region

[Anonymous No.55691038]

>>55690928
the problem is not if, it's when..
markets can go for a very long time before something breaks.
blackswan risk is low imo
great depression risk is near 0. we proven we can survive a global viral outbreak

for the most part this -> >>55690944

[Anonymous No.55691040]

>>55691026
is that you, demetrius

[Anonymous No.55691041]

>>55691020
These things take time that's about it. When it happens there's no preparing for it, either you waste money shorting and being wrong for months if not years, or you get lucky and i happens when you're positioned. It's like lightning we can all see the storm just can't say with certainty when it will strike.

[Anonymous No.55691042]

>presents

[Anonymous No.55691059]

>just lost a grand gambling on TUP
>broke resistance and tried to cut losses
>the fucking MOMENT that I sold it goes up 25%
I'm so fucking mad and can only blame myself

[Anonymous No.55691063]

>>55691059
i re-bought calls at 2.77

[Anonymous No.55691065]

>>55691059
>trading
how does it feel to be part of the 70%?

[Anonymous No.55691071]

>>55691063

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55691075]

>>55690871
450. Aug 1.

100 puts. Went balls deep on this one.

[Anonymous No.55691080]

>Except Housing
B-but they said it would be different this time

[Anonymous No.55691084]

>>55690956
>it different this time

[Anonymous No.55691088]

>>55691075
yikes good luck, i'm rooting for you fellow option bro

[Anonymous No.55691090]

>>55691075
450 is very strong resistance. What if we get a week of crabbing? It’s entirely plausible

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55691118]

>Muh yield curve
>I can just time Le market by selling once it uninverts!
Literally everyone knows about this information, this isn't the secret to getting rich when every midwit in the market is attempting it. Crashes are simply impossible to time, no amount of cope by bobotards will ever change this. It's been proven time and time again that not selling and continuing to DCA is always the optimal strategy, listen to Buffett.

[Anonymous No.55691120]

>>55691059
set your TUP stop to make money and don't look at it except to raise your stop. it's a flat out gamble. cover your a$$.

[Anonymous No.55691129]

>>55691118
exactly

[Anonymous No.55691139]

>>55691041
I wonder who knows. Someone knows, I’m just not quite sure who could knows. But I bet the someone who knows could sniff out that exact time, ya knows?

[Anonymous No.55691141]

Anyone notice that 1dte options on spy lose so much worth at close that it’s only worth buying them in aftermarket?

[Anonymous No.55691152]

>>55691059
Kek should have just taken my advice

[Anonymous No.55691160]

>>55691141
Ever notice you can't buy or sell spy option 15 minutes after the bell?

[Anonymous No.55691162]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ
come on 37!!!!

[Anonymous No.55691175]

>>55691162
I hope it dumps back to $30 simply because of the shitty music you post

[Anonymous No.55691179]

>>55691160
Yeah you can now on RH I do it all the time

[Anonymous No.55691180]

sold everything today, spending the next 1-2 years in bonds

[Anonymous No.55691198]

I hope you idiots bought the "messi of AI"

[Anonymous No.55691200]

>>55691175
>12:26:18
>12:27:54
there's no way you even listened to the song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

[Anonymous No.55691210]

>>55691179
dope

[Anonymous No.55691211]

...mwAY BObo fu...

[Anonymous No.55691215]

how do i make money from the superconductor at room temperature hype that is about to hit

[Anonymous No.55691216]

We're going to crab into the close for the next 30 minutes, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.55691233]

>>55691090
your cup handel would suggest its going to 400

[Anonymous No.55691238]

>>55691216
yeah then sell off after hours

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55691243]

>>55691090
Ill just do it again then at that point.

The cool thing about options are the outsized returns if you get things right even once in a while.

[Anonymous No.55691244]

>>55691215
>about to hit
again

[Anonymous No.55691256]

>>55691243
>outsized
hold my monkey

[Anonymous No.55691257]

>>55691243
What does that monke have that I don't... Why shouldn't it be me...

[Anonymous No.55691260]

Both of you throw $2k into calls or puts. We can watch the fun of seeing who wins and who loses

>>55690732
You bet down and post proof.

>>55690792
You bet up and post proof.

[Anonymous No.55691265]

>>55691238
That would be sooooooo nice.

[Anonymous No.55691267]

>>55691215
wait for china to threaten taiwan again then buy the dip

[Anonymous No.55691268]

>>55691141
...somebody add postmarket FDs to the iceberg

[Anonymous No.55691274]

>>55691260
If I do well in the casino tonight I'll most definitely be opening a short position.

[Anonymous No.55691314]

>>55691243
I find 0dte to be very profitable for little money; yesterday it was possible to turn $450 into $10k. Spending over $1k on short term options feels like an unnecessary risk, it’s all about timing because more often than not you get liquidated if it continues to run otm

[Anonymous No.55691323]

>>55691260
This is /smg/ that's probably $4500 more than they have combined

[Anonymous No.55691343]

>>55691323
As soon as you post a 5-figure portfolio on /smg/ you get banned. That’s why only poors post here.

[Anonymous No.55691381]

Volatility is not back. The bull run is forever.

[Anonymous No.55691391]

>>55690678
Just bought 10 shares AMD. even if it doesn't pump from earnings, it'll still go up eventually.

[Anonymous No.55691415]

I made 400 buckaroos today. Market is doing quite nice.

[Anonymous No.55691425]

>>55690732
The thing I’m worried about shorting inbev is that beer in general got more hype with the bud light controversy and people bought more of other inbev products just to protest

[Anonymous No.55691430]

>>55691425
why the fuck is scotland of all places on turbo wokism?

[Anonymous No.55691432]

quick whats a stock you'd buy right now and forget about and come back to in a couple years?

[Anonymous No.55691433]

>>55691425
>7 years in jail for talking about your sex lives
That's unfortunately what happens when you let incels take over world governments

[Anonymous No.55691451]

>>55691432
For me it'd be ABBV

[Anonymous No.55691450]

Ding ding ding! How did it it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55691459]

Green Boi Summer

[Anonymous No.55691463]

>>55691450
Crushed it
+2.77%

[Anonymous No.55691466]

>>55691430
The WEF goes hard at the most masculine countries first. Scotland is notoriously a pretty masculine country (or was). That's also why the US and Canada were hammered on as well with woke ideology. Canada's got the worst of it. There just aren't enough of them to fight back.

[Anonymous No.55691470]

>>55691451
i thought it was the mutant fish stock for a second. and i wanted something cheaper.

[Anonymous No.55691472]

>FANTASTIC EFFORT THIS WEEK BOBO
maybe next week

[Anonymous No.55691474]

>>55691450
-0.97 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55691475]

>>55691450
up a small fraction of a percent

[Anonymous No.55691491]

Can someone rate my portfolio? I definitely love semis and tech.

[Anonymous No.55691493]

let me guess, we're getting an after hours selloff

[Anonymous No.55691498]

>>55691432
XOM

[Anonymous No.55691505]

>>55691450
+0.62%

[Anonymous No.55691506]

>>55691432
CCJ

[Anonymous No.55691509]

>>55691466
>muh WEF
>muh masculine country
lol

[Anonymous No.55691510]

bobo is officially dead

[Anonymous No.55691511]

>>55691450
Cash: +$297
Funfolio: +1.88%
Overall: +2.71%

Salty day tbdesu. Missed the sun run this morning that would have netted me yesterday's losses and I sold too early on a solid position because $QQQ was acting a bit weak. Profit is profit and made more than enough this month to start up my emergency savings account and buy myself a brand new chair (on 12 months of 0% interest rate). Slow and steady.

[Anonymous No.55691514]

>>55691475
Honestly though, Oil up 15% on the month and OXY only up 6%. Getting jewed here.

[Anonymous No.55691515]

>>55691466
US least has the constitution & supreme court else we woulda been fucked.

[Anonymous No.55691519]

>>55691450
bout even. those aliumz (still) & minerz holding me back today

[Anonymous No.55691521]

Charlie Sheen just passed away due to a drug overdose. Fuck this world.

[Anonymous No.55691523]

>>55691432
What materials do superconductors use?

[Anonymous No.55691536]

>>55691450
>weeks worth of gains lost on a stupid gamble

[Anonymous No.55691540]

>>55691430
The reason for that is that all anti-imperialist movements are leftist
See Catalonia, see Ireland and so on
It has nothing to do with the fucking WEF

[Anonymous No.55691548]

>>55691498
What’s funny is I bought XOM at $30 and sold at $63. I have such short sighted mentality.

[Anonymous No.55691555]

>>55691466
>The WEF goes hard at the most masculine countries first
>Canada's got the worst of it
lmao

[Anonymous No.55691559]

>>55691450

+10.22% - today was a good day

[Anonymous No.55691562]

>>55691509
>t.

[Anonymous No.55691567]

>>55691548
I sold my XOM at 79, used the money to buy LUKOY

[Anonymous No.55691568]

>>55691519
and TOS locked up 1 minute 15 seconds to bell.

[Anonymous No.55691570]

>>55691162
hanging man on the daily, new closing high for the year on the weekly. up or flat on monday would close out a very strong monthly candle. we might not have to endure much more "price discovery" with a 3 handle but i wouldn't count on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmxaT37yeOs

[Anonymous No.55691575]

>Can Sell apple contracts OTM with 30 DTE to retards and collect a fat premium
>No downside cause even if apple goes down its fucking apple and will bounce back
Tell me /biz/ why do you hate free money?

[Anonymous No.55691577]

>>55691555
You zoomers are.too young to remember when Canada was a proud, white, country. Unfortunately all you know is the monstrosity that Justin Trudeau created.

[Anonymous No.55691579]

>>55691523
super materials

[Anonymous No.55691586]

When selling Puts on expiration, do they expire the moment the markets are closed (4pm)? or can you still get assigned in the after hours?

[Anonymous No.55691588]

An all-green index Friday is good news for Mumus next week because sell orders placed this weekend will be minuscule.

There will not be panic selling over the weekend unless some rare unexpected event happens.

[Anonymous No.55691590]

>>55691567
Idk I think I sell my good stuff too early and hold onto shit stocks too long. Pulling the flowers and leaving the weeds mentality. I just need to stop buying crappy companies.

Speaking of that I should look into selling my WOLF

[Anonymous No.55691591]

>>55690928
The markets are constipated right now, it's gonna take a bit to unclog everything and the system to flush out entirely. Trust the plan, bears are lurking and waiting. But wait for a big red weekly candle closing on its low with little to no wick on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.55691594]

>>55691562
The average Roman probably stopped caring 100 years before Rome got sacked tbf

[Anonymous No.55691596]

>>55691470
Please buy my stinky fish bags please sir I'm still holding 1k shares and my village needs food

[Anonymous No.55691599]

>>55691577
A masculine country doesnt elect Trudeau.
lol

[Anonymous No.55691600]

It has only been two years of red since i last had reason to post it

[Anonymous No.55691614]

>>55691599
Trudeau was elected by women lol. Women over the age of 45 are obsessed with him.

[Anonymous No.55691623]

>>55691599
Correct immigrants do. Canada suffered a really sad fate. Everyone looked at Canada fondly in the past. A polite, hardworking, society. Maybe to polite, that's how the tsunami of pajeets and chinks made their way to their country and rotted it from the inside out. The US at least appears to be putting up a fight.

[Anonymous No.55691625]

giving women and minorities a vote was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.55691630]

>>55691623
And who let in the immigrants? His father decades ago

[Anonymous No.55691635]

>>55691577
Sir I'm living in this hell
>>55691570
Zero
>>55691599
Absolutely. This faggot country is getting exactly what it deserves

Give me some good calls so I can get out of this hellhole

[Anonymous No.55691641]

>>55691548
i think pump prices going to soar till end of august. should be good for business. pays divi. bought today. set sell limit at ATH $119.99.

[Anonymous No.55691653]

>>55691630
Yep everything started to fall apart when that family got involved.
>>55691635
I'm so sorry. I think I rather be dead than live in Canada.

[Anonymous No.55691657]

>>55691623
Bro Texas has been overwhelmed with brown people. As much as people like to say try that in a small town, the small town is taken over by immigrants

[Anonymous No.55691666]

>>55691657
texas used to be mexico before it was unfairly stolen. we have every right to be here so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55691672]

>>55691657
Mexicans are better than chinks and pajeets. They are willing to work for peanuts, and generally hate niggers as well. It's the cartels that are the problem.

[Anonymous No.55691678]

>>55691666
>unfairly stolen
lol mexico lost the war, fair and square.

[Anonymous No.55691695]

>>55691514
Well the companies didn’t sell off as hard as oil did either. The cost to carry actual oil contracts has been high due to interest rates.

[Anonymous No.55691711]

I had just enough cash left for a single 0.30 put lmao im ngmi

[Anonymous No.55691717]

>>55691666
We stole it from the people who originally stole it. I’m glad Texas took it anyway, Mexico reclaimed my grandfathers land in Mexico so he had to move to Texas where he still owned land.

The idea that texas wasn’t this hispanic before is odd though. I grew up in the RGV and it was 50/50 a few decades ago but now it’s like 99% hispanic. All the whites just left. Even the only survivor of the Alamo, Juan Seguin, was hispanic and was actually exiled cause they thought he was a Spanish spy.

Texas had always been a mix of Hispanics and whites but that doesn’t excuse the amount of illegals coming here. Texas is definitely like 50% hispanic at this point, it’s super Mexican from San Antonio to Brownsville.

[Anonymous No.55691719]

>>55691711
Nigga it's unironically over lmao. Get a job and just put money in boomer etfs

[Anonymous No.55691734]

>>55691711
Thank you for your donation

[Anonymous No.55691740]

>>55691666
>You may all go to hell; I will go to Texas
you did'n have to kill davy

[Anonymous No.55691760]

>My SOXL order at $27.77 didn't get filled before poompa
I'm.... I.... it's over.

[Anonymous No.55691762]

>>55691506
why this over uec?

[Anonymous No.55691764]

>>55691521
What are the financial implications of every female in america becoming a social media whore? This cannot be good for future civilization

[Anonymous No.55691774]

>>55691719
glad i stopped gambling like this like a retard

[Anonymous No.55691777]

>>55691764
>becoming
???

[Anonymous No.55691778]

>>55691762
wants to buy the top

[Anonymous No.55691784]

my account action today

9am PST: +$150

11am PST: -$75

1:35pm PST: +$126

the market is XD randum today

[Anonymous No.55691796]

>>55691784
rawr xD

[Anonymous No.55691847]

going for cold beer bizanons. carry on

[Anonymous No.55691864]

>>55691711
if it was a TQQQ weekly I just sold it to you at close

[Anonymous No.55691865]

>>55691450
got a new high

[Anonymous No.55691903]

>>55691865
Congrats mein nigger, very good pattern.
What do you trade?

[Anonymous No.55691929]

Just went all in on TMF. Hopefully an easy 5% by Tuesday

[Anonymous No.55691939]

>>55691903
i buy VT in my roth/hsa and VTI/VXUS in my brokerage

[Anonymous No.55691941]

>>55691929
you're buying bonds during a market meltup? I'd wait to buy if I were you. Feds could hike again

[Anonymous No.55691952]

>>55691774
Dudes like that aren't meant to make it man. But rather than realizing it and going the get rich slow route they blow their money up on options. How much you wanna bet he doesn't know how IV works.

[Anonymous No.55692133]

It's crazy how slow /smg/ is after days like this. All those belligerent and loud bobos must have offed themselves
good riddance

[Anonymous No.55692143]

YEAH I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE, LIGHT ONIONS, NO PICKLES, INSTEAD OF KETCHUP, ADD MAYONNAISE, ADD SHREDDED LETTUCE AND INSTEAD OF A BURGER PATTY, I WANT THE PATTY A CHICKEN PATTY.
>jannies this IS financial advice, long MCD

[Anonymous No.55692155]

>>55692133
Or maybe its just that even the fucking losers on /biz/ have some sort of social life on a friday evening and they chose not to hang around on a internet incel gathering forum

[Anonymous No.55692176]

>>55692155
lol nah

[Anonymous No.55692185]

>>55692143
the way the employees look at me when I go to Arby's and order a beef n cheddar without the cheddar, without the red ranch, and a regular bun with a coupon should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.55692202]

>>55692155
Doubtful. I know you're all lurking

[Anonymous No.55692210]

>>55691491
Maybe consider $hon and get some energy exposure, could use more dividends too. Don't sell any of these, vug would suit you same with jpm+schw. But let's get real anon you should be 95% soxx-L 4%yinn and 1%soxs

[Anonymous No.55692212]

im amazed people still gamble on options in 2023 when dcaing into tech megacaps is a guaranteed and safe way to get rich in 10-20 years depending on your salary, especially young people who have all the time in the world to hold long. its not like it will take you a lifetime like with boomer index funds and mutuals, a decade comes very fast

[Anonymous No.55692217]

WTI Oil breaks above $80, not one post on WSB about oil in 25 days. Feels good

[Anonymous No.55692222]

>>55692133
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55692226]

PLTR and GOOGL go down so i can short you both and become a millionaire!

[Anonymous No.55692243]

>>55692222
Are you still trying to force this meme? It's been months, bro...

[Anonymous No.55692255]

>>55692212
I got drip turned off so cash I get there goes to leveraged fun. Then eom it goes into the long term. God bless income etf's and reits.

[Anonymous No.55692259]

>>55692212
Obvious names are FAANG, anything else? I’ll probably DCA into on semi

[Anonymous No.55692273]

im going on a trip out of town. give me a quick reply when its time to dump nvda.

[Anonymous No.55692294]

>>55691764
In the future female nipples won't be considered private parts because we'll be so used to seeing them that we just become numb to it. I mean, they'll still look nice, just like how a buff man's chest looks nice, but they won't be considered nudity. This is my prediction for how 3% daily thot inflation will affect the sexual economy.

[Anonymous No.55692295]

>>55692259
FAGMAN+Tesla

[Anonymous No.55692296]

>>55692259
All the shit with a market cap over 500 billion. AAPL, MSFT, GOOG, AMZN, NVDA, META, TSLA, and TSM.

[Anonymous No.55692311]

>>55692217
but what has their more BASED contingent been saying about
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
BOIL/KOLD/UNG
???

[Anonymous No.55692314]

>>55692212
>tech megacaps is a guaranteed and safe way to get rich in 10-20 years
Funny how none of the largest megacaps 20 years ago are in the top of the list today.

[Anonymous No.55692361]

>>55692314
>MSFT broke mcap record in 1991

[Anonymous No.55692414]

>>55692143
My bastard, order the daily double sandwiches. They are the best thing on the menu.
>>55692185
>red ranch
That's Arby's sauce you philistine. No wonder they look at you like a pleb

[Anonymous No.55692417]

>>55692414
it is not arby's sauce on the beef n cheddar.

[Anonymous No.55692443]

>>55692417
I just looked it up online and saw it is in fact red ranch....I apologize

[Anonymous No.55692453]

>>55692417
don't fucking argue with me about my goyslop

[Anonymous No.55692455]

>>55692361
Cool, one singular survivor.
...and 24 years later, it's grown at approximately 6% annualized for a cumulative 5x return. A bit more if you add back the modest divvy.

If you want to go long megacaps only as a long term buy and hold, you might do alright. But it's incredibly unlikely that it'll be enough to make you "rich". There's already like $20 trillion in equity in line in front of you, and two decades from now all those current workers will be retired and selling down their shares. The new generation of management will have no reason to give a fuck about stock price performance because they know it's impossible. They'll silently grab their bag and move on until someone comes in the really, irreparably, fucks everything up. This is the natural lifecycle of a company.

They can make for some great swings, particularly out of the covid crash or the decline in the past 6 months, or even the fall 2018 rate hike selloff, but that's a matter of timing.

[Anonymous No.55692465]

>>55692443
its cool

[Anonymous No.55692502]

>>55690275
GIVE ME MY WHITE PURE TRAD WIFE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55692521]

>>55692143
>uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh, yeah.
>can i get, uuuuhhhh, cheeseburger that is neither cheese, nor a burger? thanks :^)

[Anonymous No.55692525]

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA
KEEP ME DOWN

https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

[Anonymous No.55692526]

>He didn’t buy MGM

[Anonymous No.55692541]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.55692543]

>>55692526
wow it looks like 3 stacked shipping containers thats terrible

[Anonymous No.55692548]

I forgot to buy some more commodities today

[Anonymous No.55692553]

Another day. Fucking sucks looking at the TUP stock and knowing that if I'd thought about it on July 20th and bagged just a puny 1000 worth I'd be sitting on over 4000 now.. I mean hell that's not bad at all for just uh waiting 8 days. The thought of that green if I'd dumped in 5,000 is to depressing to even do the math on. Ah fuck it, I'd have over 15,000 now. There I did it. Sucks ass. Fucking hell. 15k in a mater of 8 fucking days.

[Anonymous No.55692630]

>>55691567
>I sold my XOM at 79, used the money to buy LUKOY

ouch

[Anonymous No.55692641]

>>55692553
Keep in mind TUP mooned on literally no news. It's probably going right back down from whence it came.

[Anonymous No.55692646]

see you next week, /smg/. be careful counting your money, math causes brain damage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn_0zPAfyo8

[Anonymous No.55692648]

>>55692641
we will save TUP from bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.55692659]

>>55691215
anon, it was just proven for the first time ever just once! This need peer review, experiment replicating, further further further development to be anywhere for real world use. How much does it cost? is it even cost effective? can it be cheaper? and literally 100 more things

and that is all before manufacturability and selling it for profit.

decade plus amount of time until you see practical use that will make money

SOXL long

[Anonymous No.55692667]

>>55692659
don't go long on soxl
go long on nvda. If tesla can go to 1k + ep/s then NVDA is undervalued currently still

[Anonymous No.55692690]

>>55692659
quantum computers amirite

[Anonymous No.55692692]

>>55692648
Is le squeeze squozored?!?!

[Anonymous No.55692708]

>>55692690
There are few things more revolting than chicks that smoke weed

[Anonymous No.55692715]

>>55692690
you can smoke (you should vape/eat it tho) weed and not get fat you know. they should make booze and tobacco illegal and make weed and psy's legal.

[Anonymous No.55692722]

>>55692692
your kids deserved to get melty plasty in their organs from microwaving the tup

[Anonymous No.55692723]

>>55692708
>>55692715
choose one

[Anonymous No.55692743]

>>55692723
no thanks. i'd take the weed chicks over the coke/meth chicks any day of the week. that said, i'll admit, there is a part of me that is intrigued by the potential for someone with money (enough to buy a bunch of the stuff they're smoking) to essentially have their own sex slave of sorts. if you could provide them with their drug and they'd in return do whatever you wanted. nothing i've acted on but it's an intriguing fantasy.

[Anonymous No.55692744]

>>55692715
based and Fuiyoh pilled

[Anonymous No.55692750]

>>55692723
At least meth whores are super horny and thin.

[Anonymous No.55692768]

>>55692750
weed whores are also horny, dude. chink bitch acting like "pervert slut and lazy" is a bad thing, lmao. as madvillain taught us, "Drop X so you can have good sex (What, no)
I smoke dank so I can grow me a shank"

[Anonymous No.55692772]

>>55692553
Satan put subliminal messages in that hentai shit you read that made you pussy out.

[Anonymous No.55692783]

>>55692772
Hey king what if natural gas reserves stay high forever?

[Anonymous No.55692803]

>>55692768
Weed whores are just fucking lazy and just eat all day.

[Anonymous No.55692830]

This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55692833]

>>55692803
nah, you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.55692840]

>>55692723
This shit gives me anxiety. People really need to not do these life ruining drugs. Especially not in fucking public. Just stick to weed and booze, and even then only do it in moderation.

[Anonymous No.55692847]

>>55692833
I'm not wrong you fucking chud, i've known tons of weed thots over the years

[FRESH No.55692852]

>>55692849
>>55692849
>>55692849

[Anonymous No.55692861]

>>55692768
>>55692803
There's like a fine line between weed whore and weed slob. If a girl just smokes enough weed to still get that high horny feeling from weed then she wants to fuck a lot. But if she smokes weed 24/7 then yeah, she's a lazy ass slob that just wants to eat and do nothing.

Weed is really a drug that is god tier in moderation when your tolerance is low but absolute shit and just a waste when you're tolerance is high.

[Anonymous No.55692862]

>>55692667
nvda is basically the semiconductor industry. they go up, everyone follows. why put all eggs in one basket when you can diversify as a retard retail investor

[Anonymous No.55692899]

>>55692783
It would balance back out because they'd have to keep buying it to maintain the levels. Keeping the reserves as full as possible is the sensible way to me, so as to always be prepared for unexpected production/distribution interruptions.

[Anonymous No.55692920]

>>55692899
ty, i like ung also

[Anonymous No.55692933]

>>55692920
Well you should be doing ok into 2024 because the EIA projects the prices will average about a dollar higher than this year.

[Anonymous No.55692947]

>>55692920
BTW, and this is just me with my own system, I only use UNG as a supplement. First I buy BOIL at an average I like for a long hold. Then, any relatively small dips that aren't far enough down to trigger me on BOIL gets an UNG buy, and I'm willing to sell the UNG on breddy gud rips but keep holding my precious BOIL until the Oct peak on the Jan contract. Plus, each good rip I buy KOLD and then sell it on the next decent dip (of BOIL).

[Anonymous No.55693037]

>>55691717
The Rio Grande valley wasn't representative of Texas as a whole. The eastern half of the state, which contains Dallas and Houston, had most of the state's population and had demographics similar to the rest of the South, with a roughly 70-30 split between whites and blacks. Hispanics didn't start really building up numbers there until the 90s.

[Anonymous No.55693456]

>>55690313
lmao that case really was designed to appeal to housewives.... god 2015 is so long ago

[Anonymous No.55693469]

What's the movie for tomorrow night?!
Announce it early so I can buy a BluRay in time

[Anonymous No.55694730]

>>55693469
Hondo, starring John Wayne, 1953.