/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55685555]

Return Of The Samurai edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55685574]

How fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.55685579]

>>55685555
That is a false quote! Don't do this to your boys. ya Jews!

[Anonymous No.55685583]

>>55685574
Futures are still up, market doesn't seem to care. I'm sure AI will fix it

[Anonymous No.55685587]

Its fucking joever(financially)

[Anonymous No.55685589]

https://www.forexlive.com/news/a-look-at-how-the-boj-has-adjusted-its-yield-curve-control-program-20230728/

[Anonymous No.55685595]

>>55685583
So it was overblown? Not going to lie, a lot of people got fucking heemed today and it was kind of scary.

[Anonymous No.55685598]

The market actually didn't understand the 1% part. Literal retards are commanding this market.

[Anonymous No.55685606]

>He didnt sell MSFT
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.55685609]

>>55685606
I know...

[Anonymous No.55685611]

Niggas is mad because Nikkei doesn't really matter that much

[Anonymous No.55685617]

>>55685574
With news like this, you've always gotta question it. Who the fuck is seriously buying Japanese yen or JGBs right now on the expectation of a maximum 1% nominal yield vs BoJ simultaneously predicting 2%+ inflation for the next few years?

There is some temporary positioning unwind but in the grand scheme of things this shit is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.55685622]

>>55685595
We're sitting at insane stock valuations with yields surging higher and Japan tweaking their yield curve control

[Anonymous No.55685624]

>>55685609
I bet you were reassured my the meme pics

[Anonymous No.55685634]

>>55685624
anon i made some of the meme pics
But also, I used to work there and got a bunch of stock as compensation and through ESPP. I can't sell the ESPP shares yet because they're on a 2 year wait to count as long term under IRS rules, because they're purchased at a discount. I can start selling them off next spring

[Anonymous No.55685646]

BOJ BOJ BOJ SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT!

[Anonymous No.55685651]

>>55685574
>How fucked are we?
I like to look at the implied volatility for SPY. Under 20 things are cool. 20-30 things are fucky. 30-40 shit is getting real. >40 hope you have guns and ammo.

[Anonymous No.55685653]

Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to the NASDAQ tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55685670]

I'm always back at the perfect time. My timing is impeccable.

[Anonymous No.55685673]

>>55685634
>He wagecucked for the ESPP
This just keeps getting better

[Anonymous No.55685692]

Made $2,111 in profits from SIRI. Wondering if I should keep buying puts for SIRI even with the upcoming earnings call.

[Anonymous No.55685693]

>just buy the dip you fags said

[Anonymous No.55685694]

>>55685673
Well they also paid me $200k a year in cash

[Anonymous No.55685702]

>>55685693
Not when there is a reason it could go down as a policy shift by the BOJ

[Anonymous No.55685708]

>>55685694
Imagine how much you would have gotten paid if you didn't have to float the MS store and bloat benefits you don't use.

[Anonymous No.55685711]

[Anonymous No.55685716]

>>55685708
They had a nice cafeteria.
The food wasn't free, but was cheap considering it was made-to-order by chefs. Other tech companies like GOOG and META give (or used to) free food, but cafeteria style.
I miss the MSFT chicken piccata for lunch. The salmon was always good too.

[Anonymous No.55685720]

>>55685574
Completely. But line will still go up because statist fucking shits will never stop debasing.

[Anonymous No.55685722]

ANTI BOBO. ALWAYS ROOTING FOR THE ANTI MUMU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1d9PiRAJNM

[Anonymous No.55685729]

Marged

[Anonymous No.55685734]

Do you *lowers voice* ~niggers~ ever scroll out?

[Anonymous No.55685736]

>>55685708
Techbros don't really have any choice but wagecuckoldry.
It's a skillset with little to no personal value.

Even at the company wide level, most tech enterprises are just growth ponzis that will never turn a profit. Structurally flawed business models. They exist as jobs programs. The whole point is an endless ESOP dilution train to dump shares on retail traders and passive 401ks.
At least MSFT is not one of those.

[Anonymous No.55685753]

Any EXTR bros around?

[Anonymous No.55685754]

>>55685716
>the food wasnt free
Let me guess, they brought pizza to raise employee morale?
>>55685736
I used to think the "start your own business" meme was bs until I did it myself and realized how easy it is to make people pay the normie tax

[Anonymous No.55685775]

>>55685754
I just said I ate often chicken piccata or salmon for lunch. Other notables were the pepper steak, the California chicken burgers, and the chicken caesar salad as a fallback if nothing else interested me

[Anonymous No.55685779]

double scamwick on the indexes. move over mumu and bobo we're in schtizomarkets now.

[Anonymous No.55685791]

what the hell is going on with futures? they're all over the price

[Anonymous No.55685798]

>>55685754
>I used to think the "start your own business" meme was bs until I did it myself
Ok, but are you doing software? And is your business anything more than just making websites for randoms, or some similar solo contract work billed hourly?
Because that's still wagecuck shit. The point is a "business" has no value unless there's some passive cashflow.

[Anonymous No.55685805]

>>55685791
Stop looking at the price action!!!

You know what to do bbbbbbbbbb!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55685826]

BOJ buying 10y bonds at 1%. I’m confused.

So is this a reverse repo? Because Japan 10yo bonds are at 0.5% rn. Are they borrowing (taking a loan in bonds) from financial institutions to suck up liquidity or are they flooding the market with money thus reducing yen value relative to usd?? But they also want to increase rates?

[Anonymous No.55685834]

MY HOPE HAS STARTED TO FADE
BUT THE FEELINGS GROW DEEPER
I HATE LIVING THIS WAY
SCARED THAT I'M GETTING WEAKER

https://youtu.be/z26ik3T3Ekw

[Anonymous No.55685856]

>>55685791
stock market crash is bound to happen this year

[Anonymous No.55685868]

Reminder that pic related was the market top.

[Anonymous No.55685869]

ALL RIGHT, YOU SMELLY, NAPPY-HEADED, BIG-LIPPED, MENTHOL-BREATH, DOPE-SUCKING, CRACK-SMOKING, OVERGROWN, UNDER-BRAINED NIGGERS

ROOM TEMPERATURE SUPERCONDUCTORS ARE REAL

WHAT
DO
I
BUY
?!

https://arxiv.org/abs/2307.12008

[Anonymous No.55685884]

How do I get sex from an asian woman?

[Anonymous No.55685892]

>>55685834
emo god deserves just as much recognition as Poem Anon but not as much royalty.

[Anonymous No.55685896]

>>55685884
Exchange currency

[Anonymous No.55685903]

>>55685884
be under 23 bmi, clean shaven, side part, chinos, oxfords, ocbd, go to your country of choice, sit at a bar and wait for one to come and talk to you, dont drop your spaghetti and youre in

[Anonymous No.55685918]

>>55685903
>23 bmi
click clack

[Anonymous No.55685921]

>>55685856
2 more weeks!
>>55685826
BoJ increased the maximum yield they'll allow the 10y to trade at, if it gets to 1% they'll buy everything

[Anonymous No.55685928]

>>55685918
thats 170lb at 6', if youre over that, you have no chance with asian girls

[Anonymous No.55685934]

>>55685651
Where is it now I'm retarded thank you

[Anonymous No.55685935]

>>55685928
Imagine being this deluded. Im fat as fuck and you have no idea how much asian pussy ive fucked. my obese cock has been exclusively satisfied by asian cunts for years with no problem whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.55685939]

>>55685935
your virginity is showing

[Anonymous No.55685943]

>>55685939
say that to my 3 STDs
ps tell your bitches to slow down

[Anonymous No.55685954]

Literally who gives a fuck about what Japan does? Negative interest rate having motherfuckers have zero real influence on the US stock market, get real.

[Anonymous No.55685956]

>>55685934
It depends on strike price and expiration.
0DTE at the money Vega (volatility) sits above 20%, which makes sense considering the absolute fucking mass market drop that happened yesterday.
Meanwhile it's 3DTE sits at 11%.
SPY is currently up in the overnight trading, but people haven't awoken to the news yet so anything can happen at market open.

[Anonymous No.55685960]

Bros...I don't feel so good. Hyperinflation is around the corner.

https://twitter.com/JoeConsorti/status/1684584512318058497?s=20

[Anonymous No.55685961]

>>55685869
Probably and unironically soxl.
Semiconductors are evolving.

[Anonymous No.55685964]

>>55685943
lol, you cant get stds from your hand, you dont even know what pussy tastes like and its painfully obvious

[Anonymous No.55685975]

>>55685884
kys peado

[Anonymous No.55685980]

>>55685961
SOXL is going to be 100+ eventually, there's basically no reason to not buy it

[Anonymous No.55685982]

>FORD earnings
Holy crap how? Then again when I think about it, it kinda makes sense. The high core inflation has allowed them to jack prices a lot while the producer prices have been consistently falling. Didn't expect them to sell that well though. Do normies really?

[Anonymous No.55685988]

>>55685964
But the taste varies from day to day.
I can taste every hour after a shower.
Describing pussy is really hard actually.
Sometimes it tastes like nothing and sometimes its the worst smell you have ever smelled and everything in between.
And some specimen have really weird flavours. Like sweet and fruity but i only experienced this on vegan and vegetarian chicks.
Asians have this weird musk to it.
>t. Pussy enjoyer

[Anonymous No.55685989]

>>55685982
>that webm

top kek lmfao

[Anonymous No.55685999]

>>55685982
Ford F-150s is literally and I mean LITERALLY the most sold vehicle in America for the past four decades.
It's the only vehicle that can reliably lift the average 2,600 pound American family.

[Anonymous No.55686002]

Friendly reminder to all bobos itt: stocks only go up. Get it through your thick fucking sculls.

[Anonymous No.55686003]

>>55685982
Why is this thing fucking 100,000

[Anonymous No.55686008]

>>55685982

[Anonymous No.55686034]

Where's the absolute moron who posted this in January? lmao

[Anonymous No.55686048]

You bought SIGA... right anons?

[Anonymous No.55686052]

>>55685779
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55686058]

>>55686048
oh god not again

[Anonymous No.55686065]

>>55685980
You’re gonna hold a 3x leveraged until that maybe?

[Anonymous No.55686069]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSM

[Anonymous No.55686071]

Hello
I'm new to stocks. what is the best platform for day trading?

[Anonymous No.55686074]

>>55686065
Fuck yeah, I've been holding it since it was in the 5-6 range so I think I can hold a bit more

[Anonymous No.55686098]

oil is cyclical. wouldn't it make sense to load up on oil bags while it's low in the off season, and then hold to unload at peak top season? rinse repeat. why doesn't everyone do this? the world runs on oil. find a flaw

[Anonymous No.55686129]

>>55686098
>oil is cyclical. wouldn't it make sense to load up on oil bags while it's low in the off season, and then hold to unload at peak top season? rinse repeat.
because the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. and by ''you'' i mean funds who need to show constant profit to their stock holders but also their clients.

also the price of oil is consequence of growth. when there is growth oil rises.

[Anonymous No.55686162]

>>55685791
just low volume trading making prices weird, honestly until europe trades its not really a good indicator for how we'll open and trade

[Anonymous No.55686176]

Shorts are loading up on shares. If u get caught in calls I have no sympathy for ye

[Anonymous No.55686192]

>>55686176
10yr yields are going up again after nikkei close

[Anonymous No.55686193]

>>55685555
INTC 40 EOD
>muh low volume
I'm gonna low volume in your ass, faggot

[Anonymous No.55686196]

>>55686193
ENVX was up 20 percent today and tanked when volume picked up, your funeral INTCuck

[Anonymous No.55686199]

Did something bad happen yesterday during US market hours or why were early posters ITT all doom and gloom? Europe is pumping premarket, so it can't have been that bad news.

[Anonymous No.55686211]

>>55686196
comparing it to fucking envx lmao
let me guess, babby's first earnings, you bet on some NKLA tier vaporware and got burned, now you're dishing out advice?

[Anonymous No.55686217]

>>55686211
GM also tanked on good earnings but please continue to assume your shitty chip maker is going to giga pump in the morning because of 12m shares traded, everyone who bought, bought.

[Anonymous No.55686228]

>>55686217
now I'm gonna compare a CHIP MAKER with THEIR OWN FABS to a dead boomer car brand
kys n-word

[Anonymous No.55686233]

whos this jo ever everyone keeps talking about

[Anonymous No.55686240]

>>55686228
GM actually increased YoY sales unlike Intelcel which can only boast it lost less than forecasted.

[Anonymous No.55686242]

>>55686228
I buy the car brand if i have to.
Intel is dead and lost all right to play with companys like amd,nvidia or tsmc/texas inst.
Intel is much worse then value boomer low margin car stocks.

[Anonymous No.55686247]

>>55686242
intel should be removed from SOXL

[Anonymous No.55686248]

>>55686240
if intel went bankrupt tomorrow, their assets would still be orders of magnitude more valuable than a dead car brand's

[Anonymous No.55686250]

intel is jewish
intel is the new boeing, the american bureaucrats will never let it sink in the middle of chip war

=>betting against intel is retarded

[Anonymous No.55686255]

>>55686248
No ..
Their shit is old as fuck, nowere were other companys are.
They lost the race.

[Anonymous No.55686263]

>>55686248
GM is literally raising prices because there's so much demand that they can.

[Anonymous No.55686264]

>>55686233
i think he has something to do with that martin gale fella

[Anonymous No.55686271]

Reeee I needed flat or red opening to profit today. Spy really can't be red for more than 4 hrs.

[Anonymous No.55686272]

kek i just caught the fuck that's been hitting the mailboxes on my street. scared the fuck out of em

[Anonymous No.55686277]

>>55686255
Old as fuck according to whom? Muh marketing numbers? Manufacturing is maybe a year or two behind tsmc and hence the other big players, but guess what, THEY OWN IT unless the other players. And they own it somewhere that's not an island of bug people that can be leveled in a week

[Anonymous No.55686282]

>>55686272
I did this as a dumb 16 and 17 year old. One of the few things I regret is being such a menace to random people

[Anonymous No.55686285]

>>55685574
Being a bear is a lot harder than being a bull. At least bulls can always get ahead of the recovery and be right. If everything is gonna crash again then it's just going to look like another dip buying opportunity at first and we won't know until it's done.

[Anonymous No.55686297]

I got absolutely fucking heeded yesterday by the giant red candle of death and instead of closing out I 5x’d the size of my position.

[Anonymous No.55686309]

>>55686297
I don't get it. What got heemed yesterday? I'm from the EU, just woke up and all the big indexes are at ATH and up from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55686316]

>>55686297
I don't understand this but that's probably why I don't make money. I can't buy shit just try to time puts

[Anonymous No.55686320]

>>55686285
>>55686316
That being said, yesterday was +5k for me but I'm prob giving most back at open

[Anonymous No.55686321]

>>55686309
NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.55686323]

[Anonymous No.55686341]

i boughted

[Anonymous No.55686345]

>>55686321
No way they let it have 2 tiny red weeks in a row for the first time since december..December... biden dip bros!!

[Anonymous No.55686354]

>>55686345
That’s a chart showing from mid day on the 26th to the current pre market action on the 28th not two weeks.
>>55686316
It’s called buy high and sell higher and when that doesn’t work, buy low and sell high.

[Anonymous No.55686357]

>>55686285
>>55686320
And yesterday was indeed a dip buying opportunity because Japan pussied out and left YCC unchanged

[Anonymous No.55686359]

Can EU fuckin selloff like US did? Why is EU now more resilient? FFS

[Anonymous No.55686364]

>>55686357
>
it didn't. They allow above 0,5, not fixed, but flexible, they can "counter" it if they think it's necessary.

[Anonymous No.55686372]

>>55686354
I understand what the graph is. I was being facetious saying they're going to pump through tomorrow to keep the no 2 red weekly candle streak alive.

I know but quality of life seems to keep going down and market go up. Stock market should be a measure of economy etc. Nothing new has been made accessible or improved the common man's life since fucking rideshares and backup cameras in every car over the last 10 years

[Anonymous No.55686377]

>>55686359
EU selloff is coming just in time for NA futures sell off. DAX futures are red rn.

[Anonymous No.55686378]

>>55686321
that's strange, Nasdaq is currently at 806€ on EU markets, which is this month's ATH.

[Anonymous No.55686382]

>>55686372
It’s rigged by the fed what do you want me to tell you, expect the disconnect between the market and the outdoors reality to get wider.

[Anonymous No.55686387]

>>55686377
Eu and nikkei down .3% qqq and spy staying at overnight highs/finding new ones.

Pepesad.jpg

[Anonymous No.55686393]

>>55686377
They are lagging behind. I hate it, sometimes they move simultaniously, sometimes not. You cant predict shit with EU. It's all US driven, but randomly.
Looking at EU, the BOJ decision had practically no effect. For US it did.

[Anonymous No.55686397]

>>55686382
That's what bothers me so much it's based on lies and stealing from the common man. And we are pumping. God damnit I'm fuxked and not going to sleep rest of night

[Anonymous No.55686407]

>>55686397
You went short at the close on a red day? I did that last month, got absolutely obliterated when the nasdaq regained every tick of losses the next day. You’ll feel bad for like two weeks and get over it.

[Anonymous No.55686409]

>>55686397
I've learned my lesson just keep buying index funds(3x tech if you have the balls) and eventually you're gonna get bailed out

[Anonymous No.55686417]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT (EU). lol, can it fuckin die? Dax below 16300 again please? thanks. Best back to 15800. These scamwicks are just insane, I shorted 1 day too early, as always. trapped at 15800-16000

[Anonymous No.55686420]

>>55686378
EU markets trade US equities with thin ass order books and traders working on outdated information trying to find alpha that’s already been seized by quants and sharp money in the US, I’ve never gleaned anything of value from looking at them for my own trades.

[Anonymous No.55686423]

>>55686409
>>55686407
I bought put spreads at the top yesterday.
I'll still be okay as long as we open above below 456 but I'll probably give back 75% my gains.

[Anonymous No.55686429]

>>55685975
Wh*te w*man detected

[Anonymous No.55686431]

>>55686423
Or I'll fucking lose it all and we open at 460. Just fucking calm down for 10 seconds ppt God damnit

[Anonymous No.55686432]

>>55686423
I bought out of the money calls at the low that will only be in the money if you give back 75% of your gains so I’m hoping you do.

[Anonymous No.55686439]

JAPAN must REMOVE monetary policies from it's economy and UNLEASH THE SAMURAI AND DIVINE WIND once more. Rape of Nanjing was not enough.
We NEED rape of Beijing, rape of Shanghai, rape of Shenzhen, rape of Hong Kong, rape of Guangzhou, rape of Tianjin, rape of Chengdu, and rape of Nanjing (SECOND).

[Anonymous No.55686445]

>>55686432
Lol we're both getting fucked at spy 455 then

[Anonymous No.55686470]

>>55686439
Hong Kong is NOT China

[Anonymous No.55686475]

Fuckin EU, I knew it would go higher from the chart. Even BOJ policy changes won't stop this bullshit. Simply disappointing and retarded how with every hike the stock market goes higher instead of down. Who would have known that hikes are bullish now.

[Anonymous No.55686482]

>>55686445
I’m trading QQQ not SPY but I’m officially unheemee now if it can hold this level til the open. There may be hope for us both.

[Anonymous No.55686487]

>>55686475
It’s priced in and the central banks buy up the market after they announce it anyways.

[Anonymous No.55686490]

>>55686482
the lower volume gets, the more it pumps, this is very bearish.

[Anonymous No.55686494]

>>55686482
There's still some economic data that will probably swing it another .25 to .5% one way or the other. I'm assuming I'm fucked and it's just gonna cruise to yesterday's high

[Anonymous No.55686499]

1 more hr of this torture then I can go gym

[Anonymous No.55686503]

>>55686487
It's a fucked up ponzi and I was stupid enough to short it. Made profits at the start and now in the red.

[Anonymous No.55686509]

>>55686503
And they keep pumping on last months low inflation data despite commodities being up 10%+ this month lol

[Anonymous No.55686513]

>>55685555
What are the implications of JPY going UP?

[Anonymous No.55686516]

>>55686475
anon, the hikes already heemed the market all of last year. the market is looking 6-12 months into the future, next year jerome said theyre going to cut as inflation is really coming down. it all makes sense if youre not a bobo

[Anonymous No.55686520]

>>55686509
Yeah those preliminary data today, I don't know if this is right. All energy except natgas is pumping hard this month.

[Anonymous No.55686522]

Holy shit my dudes.. markets dipped .07% last 5 minutes. Buy buy buy buy!!

[Anonymous No.55686527]

>>55686520
Yep oil hasn't been over 72 a barrel on average for 3+ months and just last week they were cheering that they beat inflation.

[Anonymous No.55686533]

Greatest financial crisis in US history! That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55686535]

>>55686527
Not just that, it's constantly ove 70, the average for july should be 73-75 for now and the july average of 2022 is WAY lower than june 2022. June 2022 was probably 108-110 average at least. July was about 98-100.

[Anonymous No.55686536]

>>55686527
>>>55686520 (You)
And june 2023 oil average was probably 70. So the gap is narrowing. The - y/y inflation should decrease.

[Anonymous No.55686542]

>>55686535
Basedbean, wheat, corn all up a good 7+% as well.

[Anonymous No.55686547]

>>55686542
Yeah, look at cocoa, that's gotten out of hand and orange juice. Sugar is bad too.

Germany 0,0% GDP instead 0,1 anticipated.

[Anonymous No.55686549]

>>55686277
Not even profitable...
Anon...
Come on, two years today are like 4 years next year and six in two years from now, do the other players who make money, wait that intel maybe someday catches up?
Hell no!

[Anonymous No.55686564]

Ok ppt it is safe to buy again let's find new over ight highs. 40 minutes to gym. I'm not going to be worth a shit at work today after 11 am

[Anonymous No.55686591]

>>55686533
And to think people here doubted the Assistant First Negro President.

[Anonymous No.55686601]

The nasdaq is ready to crumble, sellers are here

[Anonymous No.55686611]

>>55686601
Trump.wrong.gif

[Anonymous No.55686637]

>>55686591
>Assistant First Negro President.

lol

[Anonymous No.55686646]

My god, 10:30am, PUMP, fuckin algo action.

[Anonymous No.55686657]

>>55685555
Nice digits
Also, techniggers will be destroyed in the next 2 months

[Anonymous No.55686658]

>>55686646
Man I would be so happy to see stocks completely flat or red at open. I want out of the market for now pretty much all in put spreads

[Anonymous No.55686687]

>>55686658
I would be happy when EU was flat, instead, especially DAX, this bullshit climbs everytime higher despite me not expecting it. Especially after that gigascamwick when it dropped to 15450 and was just slurped up again in one week. Should have not gotten into this insane market.

[Anonymous No.55686708]

What happened to INTC

[Anonymous No.55686713]

I have been short EU for longer than I can remember

[Anonymous No.55686718]

>>55686708
they finally beat EPS guidance. the weakest link in SOXL is now positive

it's our turn

[Anonymous No.55686755]

T will go back to $20. my average is 14.60. I will profit 15k from this trade. let's fucking go.

[Anonymous No.55686802]

>>55686217
Lol I thought that was AMD, I thought it's earnings were .23 but I just looked at yahoo and it was in the teens, who do I trust?

[Anonymous No.55686811]

>>55686611
He's right though. They are redistributing the weight of megacap tech stocks to smaller caps.

[Anonymous No.55686821]

reminder we are one month in a bullmarket. all bobo delusion posting is illegal currently.

thank you.

[Anonymous No.55686837]

>SOXL pre market

[Anonymous No.55686838]

I'm genuinely tired of sharing this general with chuds.

[Anonymous No.55686857]

>>55686837
My dick will literally explode if we hit 30$

[Anonymous No.55686870]

>>55686838
/smg/...
has fallen...

[Anonymous No.55686878]

Why is the forest dark?

[Anonymous No.55686881]

>Three former military officials told Congress Wednesday that they believe the government knows much more about UFOs than it is telling the public.
>David Grusch, a former U.S. intelligence official, told the panel that he is “absolutely” certain that the federal government is in possession of UAPs, citing interviews he said he conducted with 40 witnesses over a four-year period.
>The former U.S. intelligence official said he led Defense Department efforts to analyze reported UAP sightings and was informed of a “multidecade” Pentagon program that endeavored to collect and reconstruct crashed UAPs.

I believe this is EXTREMELY bullish for the markets, and the AI pump is actually just a cover-up of what the actual pump is for. And why it's the big tech that benefits the most from it.
Imagine the new trade routes on a galactic level. Imagine the new goods. Imagine the sexy blue alien pussies.

[Anonymous No.55686889]

>>55686878
Because it's a nigger

[Anonymous No.55686890]

>>55686881
He doesn't know about the Dark Forest Hypothesis. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.55686891]

>>55686881
>Imagine the new trade routes

breh its like ants thinking about doing trade routes with us.

[Anonymous No.55686892]

Tell me /biz/
What really drives stock prices?

[Anonymous No.55686893]

>>55686881
I wonder why aliens just haven't wiped us out and taken the planet for themselves?

[Anonymous No.55686900]

>>55686892
The loss of purchasing power for the goyim. He doesn't know he's contributing to his and his neighbors demise by investing

[Anonymous No.55686901]

>>55686893
one ufo theory is we are created by ufos. we are some kind of pet project for them

[Anonymous No.55686907]

>>55686891
They make trade routes with you when you have a picnic

[Anonymous No.55686911]

>>55686893
Why would they? If they are sufficiently evolved to NOT have destroyed their own planet through their own version of world wars, then they're intelligent enough to value life, diplomacy, mutual self respect, and so on. The aliens-are-a-threat shit or belligerent-paranoid-fuckers-that-will-destroy-us is just dumb.
There's an equal chance stumbling upon a Mass-Effect/Star Trek like society as stumbling upon a galactic empire one that would enslave or destroy us.
Only, the latter is less likely because this would be the equivalent of those shithole communist and/or corrupt countries. Those can't even achieve anything on a regional level, let alone on a planetary level, and certainly not on a galactic level.
Only a a free society has the capacity to elevate itself to conquer the stars. As God intended. This is why first contact is far more likely to be with a benevolent society.

[Anonymous No.55686917]

>>55686901
If that's the case, holy shit what a failed project we are kek.

[Anonymous No.55686923]

People really sleep on spread assholes like this? What the fuck has happened since I last visited a store?

[Anonymous No.55686932]

>>55686907
thats more like marauding pirates than trading.

[Anonymous No.55686933]

>>55686911
Maybe you're right, but they are definitely among us already and holy shit are they scary looking. pic related.

[Anonymous No.55686941]

>>55686911
And you can have just as easily those that have evolved to be excellent killers and subjugator dominated their planet and seek out others to conquer as well.

[Anonymous No.55686944]

>>55686941
Yeah they could just have extreme in-group preference

[Anonymous No.55686948]

>>55686911
Yeah, aliens coming to visit us all the way from planet pop-tart seem really likely. Never mind that US counter-intelligence has been pushing asinine alien narratives since the 40's for obvious purposes. It's pretty convenient how it's illegal to conduct disinformation campaigns against the domestic populace and how every former intelligence officer under the sun, from Richard Doty to Luis Elizondo, are now doing it from the private sector, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.55686951]

hope you all bought AMD

[Anonymous No.55686954]

>>55686941
Literally impossible. Again, that leads to paranoid corrupt societies. You can't build anything in such an environment. Those always fail without exception, like any communist shithole trying to monitor every single life in its borders. See Soviet Russia. And not just once, at that.

[Anonymous No.55686956]

Ahhhhhhhhh!!! I just turned over in bed and an ayyy appeared!!!!

[Anonymous No.55686960]

>>55686954
Anon, did you forget that you are living in a world where the strongest military to have ever existed take up most of the world right now and is only growing bigger?

[Anonymous No.55686985]

is a 10% return per year realistic?

[Anonymous No.55686986]

Volume is still super low, prices stagnating.

[Anonymous No.55686992]

>>55686985
everyone here does 1000% a year

[Anonymous No.55686993]

>>55686960
You can meme all you want, the US isn't a malevolent enslaving empire, I'm glad I don't live in a world where it's a China-like country or USSR that is the US' shoes. Sure, the US works for its benefits, but it also makes sure the countries it partner with also elevate themselves enough so the US elevates itself even more. It's called a win-win situation. And it would be exactly the same on a friendly US-like society alien first contact. Yes, Earth won't be the center of the universe, but what's wrong with that when there are vast benefits of being tied up to galactic trade, prospects and future.

[Anonymous No.55687010]

>>55686228
>INTCuck
>calls ANYTHING a dead boomer stock
lmao retard

[Anonymous No.55687011]

>>55686993
If Star trek is right we will be top dogs soon enough.

[Anonymous No.55687013]

>>55686985
possible yes but realistic dunno. your emotions are a big issue usually in the markets.

[Anonymous No.55687023]

>>55686985
can get way more than that but for a newbie I suggest you start slow

[Anonymous No.55687075]

HE low niggers
I have BOIL/UNG

[Anonymous No.55687086]

>>55686923
Imagine putting a fleshlight insert in the hole and humping it.

[Anonymous No.55687110]

>bond yields spiked
>but the real yield i.e. tips yield is less than 2% across the entire curve

[Anonymous No.55687158]

>>55686923
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.55687159]

>>55685555
Someone explain this shit DE0005229942

[Anonymous No.55687197]

Good morning bros, let's make some money today
Gonna be another glorious day of heeming bobo ass

[Anonymous No.55687211]

Which of these is optimal to hold longterm?

SSO
UPRO
QLD
TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55687217]

>>55687159
That's a terrible way to ask a question anon

[Anonymous No.55687232]

uranium

[Anonymous No.55687247]

Has anyone done the Fully Paid Lending with their ETFs at Fidelity? Seems like a pretty comfy way to make some pennies off of options fags

[Anonymous No.55687255]

>>55687211

[Anonymous No.55687259]

>>55681352
My 456 calls!

[Anonymous No.55687276]

>>55687211
QLD is the vehicle I'm using for building my biggest position. I also have a bunch of TQQ, but that probably won't ever amount to more than 15%.

[Anonymous No.55687282]

Explain to me why I shouldn't hold leveraged ETFs for more than a day?
If I compare the chart of TQQQ and QQQ I see absolutely no reason to invest in the non-leveraged ETF. Even the TER is not an issue anymore since there are 2x leveraged ETFs with a TER of 0,6%. Decay and volatility are non-arguments.

[Anonymous No.55687320]

test

[Anonymous No.55687324]

>>55687075
NYMEX is such a lovely bunch of folk.

[Anonymous No.55687325]

>>55687282
>Explain to me why I shouldn't hold leveraged ETFs for more than a day?
I can't, because you should.
>b-but muh decay
Literally a non-issue on such broad stock indexes, because indexes are designed to go up by kicking out the shit companies while having the good ones be part of the group. Now, don't expect to do 2x or 3x over the longterm depending on the vehicle you chose. It actually may be way more than 2x or 3x, because "decay" ALSO works on your favor when it goes up (and remember, it's designed to go up). Now you could also have to cash out at a bad moment in a crash, making the 6x returns you build since then go to shit. But even when it goes to shit, you end up at worse at 1x, as it historically shows.
So those leveraged ETFs are literally "If heads, I do I do 2x, 3x, whatever x that is more than 1x. If Tails, I do 1x".
And this is why you should go with leveraged when you DCA and tend to hold if for decades. At worst you'll just end up doing the index. At best, you'll multiply it. No reason not to use the vehicle.

[Anonymous No.55687330]

>>55687255
So UPRO? Curious how it even beats any Nasdaq leverage.

[Anonymous No.55687335]

Any other /slurpers/ going to /slurp/ today?

[Anonymous No.55687341]

>>55687335
I hate this wojack like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.55687344]

>>55687341
So I take it you ain't 'urpin, eh?

[Anonymous No.55687346]

I am unintelligent. Can someone explain yields and why they seem to cause so much hullabaloo?

[Anonymous No.55687348]

You bought calls, right anon?

[Anonymous No.55687352]

>>55687346
yields (real yields) are guaranteed returns
the higher they go the less people pump into stocks

[Anonymous No.55687353]

>>55687335
I was getting ready to, and even sold a lot of UNG at a discount in order to prepare for reallocation on a steeper NATGAS decline, bit the shit is climbing instead. WHO KNOWS (but the LORD GOD Almighty) what Mr. Market shall bring this day, but should it be a SLURPPORTUNITY, then dang it, SLURP I FUCKIN' WELL SHALL.

[Anonymous No.55687375]

Morning champ, got some big data for you in about 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.55687383]

How bad is it going to be if core inflation accelerates

[Anonymous No.55687386]

>>55687375
Can't wait to end the day green fren

[Anonymous No.55687393]

>>55687383

[Anonymous No.55687401]

i bought back in and im watching every move daily on my stock.

i need to stop to get some healthy distance. maybe experience is needed to ignore the market.

[Anonymous No.55687403]

the bull really is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.55687416]

>>55687348
Oh yeah

[Anonymous No.55687438]

>>55687348
i'm spreading like herpes

[Anonymous No.55687440]

>>55687348
I bought TUP

[Anonymous No.55687443]

>>55687383
Core will not accelerate. Energy prices normalizing higher will lead to other prices raising which solidifies the sticky part of inflation. Although inflation has eased jpow said at the conference long term expectation of inflation has set in which means everyone is going push prices higher wherever possible.

[Anonymous No.55687445]

>>55687403
>the bull
*the weimar

[Anonymous No.55687451]

>>55687401
what STOOK did you buy?

[Anonymous No.55687462]

>>55687375
So how was it

[Anonymous No.55687466]

>>55687375
>>55687383
aaaaaaaand bobos wrong once again

[Anonymous No.55687468]

You gayed gays right gaynon?

[Anonymous No.55687469]

>>55687451
i bought two. im pondering in putting rest of my cash in GE to ride the eternal move up it is doing.

[Anonymous No.55687472]

>>55687110
yield of long term bonds are worthless, you either pile into short term as a way to protect yourself against inflation or you take a position in long term expecting their yield to either go up (short selling) or go down (going long) so that you can reap the benefits of the change in face value of those bonds.

if 10yr went down to 1% yield the face value of a bond goes up 60% I believe or so at the moment.

[Anonymous No.55687474]

>PCE met expectations
>Core PCE 0.1% lower
>Personal income missed 0.2%
>Previous personal income revised up 0.1%
>Personal spending met expectations
>Previous personal spending revised up 0.1%

So overall things mostly balanced out, with Core CPI tipping things into a very slight overall beat. So it has been spoken.

[Anonymous No.55687476]

Daijobu bobo?

[Anonymous No.55687478]

>>55687468

[Anonymous No.55687481]

>>55687466
Tech niggers get the rope right about now

[Anonymous No.55687486]

I can’t believe they’re gonna do the exact same shit as yesterday (giga pump in pre-market…dump later) and retards are gonna fall for it again.

[Anonymous No.55687487]

Wtf is EU doing? US dumped pretty hard yesterday but EU indices are in the blue? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.55687498]

every single company in my watchlist is blood green right now; which means today we're going down hard

[Anonymous No.55687506]

lol, we are going to retry 4600 today

[Anonymous No.55687516]

we're in a schizo gf market, sell the pump and buy the dumps

[Anonymous No.55687524]

>>55687516
I rather hold my stocks thank you

[Anonymous No.55687528]

>>55687481
>even refusing to show how it came to its conclusion.
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.55687529]

>>55687524
judging by your other posts you're holding SOXL a 3x leveraged ETF

[Anonymous No.55687543]

>>55687474
Once again, the boys in Cleveland 1) fucking nailed it and 2) confirm that was the last good inflation data for the next few years.

[Anonymous No.55687545]

>>55687469
Yeah, maybe it will just keep on keeping on. I'd be more prone to shop for good long term bargains though, like TSN and GIS. Well, I mean, were I not even *more* prone to be completely NATGAS. I did really well with PPC sometime within a few weeks ago. I look for stuff that is within 10% of 52 week lows but has overwhelming amounts of BUY/HOLD recommendations, and a P/E of 25 or less. Good long term bargains are a key to being able to buy and not watch every moment after, just give them time to do their thing for a good while.

[Anonymous No.55687549]

>>55687529
Yeah and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55687556]

Maybe a little mixed, but I think income going down with PCE up is not good

[Anonymous No.55687576]

>>55687556
>going down
well, actually going up, but less than expected

[Anonymous No.55687583]

If one had a decently large position in SOXX (not the leveraged ETF, the regular one) would it be a good idea to start taking profits now and then buy back in if it dips or just hold and forget about it for a couple of years?

[Anonymous No.55687586]

OPEN THE STOCK MARKET NOW.

[Anonymous No.55687595]

>fed slows rate hikes
>core inflation stalls
Why didn't they just keep up the 25 hikes? Why stall it from May to July?

[Anonymous No.55687605]

>>55687556
OH GOD NOT MUH FRACTION OF A PERCENT

[Anonymous No.55687611]

>>55687595
>Why stall it from May to July?
Literally, unironically, because if they continued raising interest rates, we would see catastrophic bank failures
By pausing, they hope to have the banks fix their balance sheets and give them enough time before they raise again (which lowers the price of bonds and hurts the banks balance sheets more)
I'm not joking

[Anonymous No.55687617]

>>55687583
neither. hold onto it and keep buying more whenever you get more cash

[Anonymous No.55687619]

>>55687611

[Anonymous No.55687627]

>>55687619
I still cannot believe they bailed out that venture capital bank.

[Anonymous No.55687628]

>>55687605
The red dotted PCE is up month over month and it increased instead of dropping like expected. I think that matters a little at least.

[Anonymous No.55687635]

Glad I got out of my puts in COIN / PLTR at +50% yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55687640]

my guess is today will not be super good day atleast near close. but overall im bullerino

[Anonymous No.55687642]

I'm gonna take a wild guess that bobo bought puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.55687648]

SIGA PT?

[Anonymous No.55687653]

Reminder that we are in a global recession with worldwide synchronized contraction in economic activity

[Anonymous No.55687654]

>>55687628
Just saying it increased without acknowledging the miniscule increase is disingenuous. But hey, bears were unironically calling for the end of the global economy for an entire year >>55686034 so I don't think they'll ever figure it out

[Anonymous No.55687657]

>>55687627
Why? They create jobs.

[Anonymous No.55687661]

I may slurp some SOXS again today.

[Anonymous No.55687675]

>The weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe's remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all

[Anonymous No.55687678]

>>55687487
Ngl that’s a pretty bad ass jacket. Wish I had a scorpion on my jacket.

[Anonymous No.55687685]

>>55687653
so the inflation issue is off the table? lower rates inbound. bullish

[Anonymous No.55687691]

>>55686034
inflation has been coming down for demand destruction reasons - that came true
the narrative of recession instead of inflation also was the most important narrative of 2023 - it just didn't manifest (yet) - the soft landing / no landing (recession or no recession) is the whole reason why the market rallied
the Fed did raise and hold, and intends to hold through 2024
the dollar did fall, due to the Fed being less aggressive, and it did make commodities rise - look at the performance of GCSI (commodity index) and the dollar - look at oil, look at gasoline
Inflation is also returning, JPM, BAC, GS have all issued reports arguing that this was the last good inflation print for the year, that now base effects are gone all future prints will lead to higher numbers, which will require more aggressive policy
unironically everything that anon said has come true, the only part that hasn't is the recession hasn't manifested yet, and the market has remained at 20x forward earnings, 1.73 STD wilshire 5000 ratio - valuation expanded while earnings fell

[Anonymous No.55687694]

>>55687648
Probably right where it is unless I'm missing something: https://investor.siga.com/news-releases/news-release-details/siga-announces-us-government-procurement-orders-approximately

$138m looks in-line with their pre-mpox stockpile revenue stream if you inflation-adjusted.

[Anonymous No.55687695]

german inflation down ,2% in one month.

[Anonymous No.55687698]

EVERYONE LAUGH
AT THE NIGGERS
WHO DIDN'T BUY
THA BOIL DIP
YESTERDAY

[Anonymous No.55687700]

>>55687691
lmao cope and seethe detected

[Anonymous No.55687705]

Intel bros are we finally off suspended animation again?

[Anonymous No.55687709]

>>55687691
Sorry friend the data says inflation is not returning, jpm bac gs are riding the mike wilson dick all the way to hopium town.

[Anonymous No.55687715]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55687716]

>>55687694
That procurement order is worth like 40% of SIGA's current market cap and there's a good chance of international procurement orders too. Sustained cases in China

[Anonymous No.55687718]

Should I buy anything today negros?

[Anonymous No.55687737]

russell futes pretty high too so im more bulle from that.

[Anonymous No.55687745]

>>55687709
>Sorry friend the data says inflation is not returning
Lol. Yeah. Totally. The data *totally* says that.

[Anonymous No.55687746]

MY BODY IS READY FOR A NEW POWER GAP

[Anonymous No.55687752]

>>55687716
Yes, but revenue != earnings.

You're right about gay Chinamen though, this hit Bloomberg yesterday: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-27/china-plans-outreach-to-gay-communities-in-a-bid-to-curb-mpox

Unfortunately "sustained" means something on the order of "a few months until it burns out".

[Anonymous No.55687763]

>>55687745
Oil is all you got? Top chart is the hopium projection shouldn't even be on here. How'd your short work out?

[Anonymous No.55687764]

I knew it was a possibility, since I bought them, but I wasn’t strongly expecting the $44 1dte calls I bought on TQQQ when it was at 42.30 to open in the money today.

[Anonymous No.55687769]

It’s small cap season

[Anonymous No.55687772]

>>55687764
options on leveraged etfs are silly anon, you'll make more with otm qqq.

[Anonymous No.55687774]

>>55687763
That top chart is so fucking ridiculous lol. Yeah how convenient that the lines all sharply change direction once they enter into speculation territory.

[Anonymous No.55687775]

I just had breakfast with my coworker. He seemed bored. I don't know anything about the place I've lived for a year. And he kept bringing up women and I just had to be like "ha ha ... yeah". I failed to entertain him and I don't think he'll invite me again.

[Anonymous No.55687777]

You fools the aliens are LMT, NOC, and BA.

[Anonymous No.55687781]

Part of me wants to double down on my normal position size to reclaim my losses from yesterday. But I know better than to risk more than what I'm use to. I should have rolled my position. First Bank of Canada fucking me over and then Japan. I'm starting to really hate Banks that aren't American.

[Anonymous No.55687784]

>>55687777
>digits
Oh fug

[Anonymous No.55687785]

>>55687777
Who makes those hologram projectors?

[Anonymous No.55687788]

>>55687777
BA has lost its alien tech privileges

[Anonymous No.55687789]

>>55687785
Uhh Honeywell I think.

[Anonymous No.55687793]

>>55687775
>I don't think he'll invite me again
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55687799]

>>55687788
No, that was RTX. That's why they got BTFO this week.

[Anonymous No.55687801]

>>55687763
Oil flows into everything. That anon's chart isn't hopium for bears; its blue and light blue projections are the best realistic scenario for bulls.

[Anonymous No.55687802]

my body is ready

[Anonymous No.55687803]

How much money we losing today bros?

[Anonymous No.55687805]

MY CALLS ARE GOING TO PRINT SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.55687813]

>>55687774
>The base effect is the effect that choosing a different reference point for a comparison between two data points can have on the result of the comparison. This often involves the use of some kind of ratio or index value between two points in a time-series data set, but can also apply to cross-sectional or other types of data.

>Thinking about the base effect in comparing different numbers or pieces of data means considering the question, "Compared to what?" The choice of the basis for comparison can have a large effect on the apparent result of a comparison. If ignored or misunderstood, the base effect can lead to a major distortion and possibly mistaken conclusions. However, if considered carefully, it can be leveraged to improve an analyst's understanding of the data and the underlying processes that generate them.

Now consider what months in this chart >>55687801 a YoY inflation number includes in May, June, and July 2023.

[Anonymous No.55687814]

>>55687774
That top chart is one of the most important you could take note of right now.

[Anonymous No.55687816]

>Oil dropping
>Gasoline pumping
Lol

[Anonymous No.55687818]

>>55687805
Feel like we got a good chance anon. Fake out yesterday to pump today before the weekend and then crab on Monday.

[Anonymous No.55687824]

BOBO BROS I JUST WOKE UP WTF

[Anonymous No.55687833]

>>55687763
I don't have a short position this week - it doesn't ever make sense to take a short position for a week with earnings + Fed etc, due to the expected volatility and hedging that has already been done
Everybody hedges for the event by buying excessive puts, even if the event is terrible, the put walls and dynamics of unwinding of hedging where those cashing in their puts causes MM to be able to buy shares back in their delta hedging - there is just too much liquidity on the table with the ability to stabilize prices if they move too far in one direction
That anon was too early - too many hedges / virtually impossible to break 4500 with that many hedges in place
>Oil is all you got?
Lol. Funny that you should mention it. No, oil is not the "only thing I got" demonstrating the rebound inflation
>pic related
"Oil is all you got???"
How do you not understand that oil, gasoline are the most important out of every commodity for inflation? Transportation costs affect every aspect of the economy
Sugar, cocoa, grains also soaring - which are also in nearly every food product
We have also heard from a ton of corporate earnings that they expect their costs to increase sharply, that there is more inflation coming
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/chipotle-stock-drops-8-after-q2-earnings-as-company-says-inflation-hit-popular-menu-items-4af526d7
>For the third quarter, “we do think there’s going to be a bump up in food cost,” attributable to that same kind of low-grade inflation that the company expects to continue into the current quarter but without the offset from cheaper avocados and the al pastor item, he said.

[Anonymous No.55687836]

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[Anonymous No.55687840]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55687853]

wtftwt

[Anonymous No.55687865]

kek INTC already crashing down because their earnings were actually SHIT and INTCucks are just COPING

[Anonymous No.55687876]

>>55687865
>20 cent
>crashing

[Anonymous No.55687879]

>>55687801
These are all excluded from supercore which is all the fed cares about.
>>55687814
Again this projection literally means nothing.
>>55687833
How you gonna trade it? I've got anough oil exposure.

[Anonymous No.55687881]

>>55687865
Cope, stock is still up bigly

[Anonymous No.55687883]

>>55687876
>down from +8% to +3.5%
yeah crashing

[Anonymous No.55687888]

>>55687879
>These are all excluded from supercore which is all the fed cares about.
Oh you don't want to get into the core picture, much less the supercore one.

[Anonymous No.55687897]

Who the fuck is the faggot locking ENPh at 147? Let the fucking price move.

[Anonymous No.55687902]

I didn't miss the opening bell did I?

[Anonymous No.55687904]

>>55687879
I am waiting for VIX gap to fill around 12
I think that this gap will be filled, and only after that point is it worth considering building a short position - I think that they will continue to crush VIX until that gap is filled - if there are interim spikes up in VIX before then, they'll be false breakouts ultimately leading to the gap being filled
I am looking to build a short position most likely mid to the end of August, which I will close out by end of October to mid November

[Anonymous No.55687909]

Oh my fucking god what a coincidence, as soon as the faggot bears show up and start tossing around pixelated charts speculating on which measure of inflation is the best one, the market can't pick a direction. Almost as if a bunch of shortsighted dumbshits are shorting almost entirely because "it's too high". And the cycle repeats...

[Anonymous No.55687921]

OILBROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[FRESH No.55687923]

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[Anonymous No.55687929]

bobo is indeed a huge doomsayer faggot

[Anonymous No.55687932]

>30 year yield pulls back .0001%
>Nasdaq up 1%+

[Anonymous No.55687963]

>>55687921
Really overreacting to earnings

[Anonymous No.55688030]

Bobos, I'm thinking it's over.