/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55681449]

Banzai edition (RIP Shinzo)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>BoBo Hopium
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI [Embed] [Embed]

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55681466]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.55681468]

is this bearish or bullish anons?

[Anonymous No.55681469]

>core pce expected 4.3
>core pce stagnating around 4.6 all year
>Powell hinting at unexpected interest rate hike next month
I think the market is pricing in a higher than expected core pce report tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55681471]

Is the correction here?

[Anonymous No.55681473]

I got hosed

[Anonymous No.55681475]

>>55681468
Looks pretty beallish to me

[Anonymous No.55681476]

Why are bobos circlejerking over -0.08% nasdaq

[Anonymous No.55681484]

>>55681476

[Anonymous No.55681486]

You took profit, right anon?

[Anonymous No.55681489]

>>55681468
Both

[Anonymous No.55681491]

>>55681476
black friday

[Anonymous No.55681493]

>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>***20x forward multiple**** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms

[Anonymous No.55681495]

I'll write up in more detail later, but basically you should buy SIMO if you like free money.
Similar case to TWTR last year.

[Anonymous No.55681496]

folks it's healing

[Anonymous No.55681499]

>>55681486
All of my holdings are FUCKED!

[Anonymous No.55681503]

NOW SEX
SEX NOW

[Anonymous No.55681508]

>>55681486
Lord no
I
BOUGHTED
THA
BOIL/UNG
DIPPARINO
Well, I mean, yeah, I solded muh KOLD too.

[Anonymous No.55681510]

Stop buying, sirs. Let it die.

[Anonymous No.55681511]

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

[Anonymous No.55681514]

>>55681476
Because today was mostly just rumors except for the Bond auction that went poorly. Tomorrow we’ll actually see Japan kill YCC and the core PCE number coming in higher than expected. Forget about just one more rate hike if core PCE comes in hot, we’re looking at several

[Anonymous No.55681519]

>>55681510
I need exit liquidity to sell, pls keep buying

[Anonymous No.55681520]

>>55681496

[Anonymous No.55681525]

Reminder not to get scammed on bonds! Yields are spiking but tips are not! The market is simply pricing in painful inflation, not real returns
>5Y bond: 4.25%
>5Y tips: 1.98%
2.27% inflation
>10Y bond: 4.01%
>10Y tips: 1.63%
2.38% inflation
>30Y bond: 4.05%
>30Y tips: 1.75%
2.30% inflation

The market is pricing in the fed NEVER getting back to the 2% inflation target even 30 years from now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55681527]

Reminder that pic related was your sell signal.

[Anonymous No.55681530]

told you not to get involved with that

[Anonymous No.55681531]

You guys ever get stuck on little things in the past you wish you would had did things differently? I don't mean like taking that job, or asking a certain girl out. For me, it's thinking about growing up in grade school and seeing that one kid that always sat alone for lunch. Never had any friends and was always the butt of everyone's jokes. In high school kids like that always found an outlet, but in elementary school I feel like no kid should have to deal with that. I wish just once I would have sat with that kid and had lunch with him. Thanks for listening to my blog. I'm getting really goddamn soft as I get older

[Anonymous No.55681534]

>>55681449
>Now sex.
>Sex now.

[Anonymous No.55681537]

You niggers, you absolute niggers, you baboons, you monkey ass, you bitch, you cock sucker, you buller, you pumper, the economy will die tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55681538]

>>55681486
I did, yes.
Easy 8% flipping SOXS

[Anonymous No.55681539]

VIX market maker paypig anon, what happens to your short on days like today? Stopped out? Won so much money you can afford the loss without affecting your psyche? Curious to know what happens to your shorts on a day like today...

[Anonymous No.55681544]

when is COST gonna crash? I've been waiting all fucking week for this

[Anonymous No.55681550]

>>55681511
Jerome Powell is a bitch, and we can know that from just 2 tables.

[Anonymous No.55681551]

Yep I'm getting heemed again

[Anonymous No.55681552]

>>55681531
I wish I nakidashied scoopsies when I had the chance. He wouldn't have seen it coming.

[Anonymous No.55681554]

>>55681530
>I done tol' u anon don' go n' get involvedddd in all dat
>we be entering a earnings recession n' sheit

[Anonymous No.55681557]

uhhh soxl sisters?

[Anonymous No.55681558]

back to last week's prices

[Anonymous No.55681559]

>>55681531
I remember some kids like that. You didn’t know then what you know now. The adults failed not you. But now we are the adults and I am constantly aware now and keep an eye out for the lonely or bullied ones. Let’s not let them grow up to be walking time bombs.

[Anonymous No.55681565]

>>55681531
Yes exactly that with a very poor boy that is now passed. Several times per year I remember him and think how I wish I would have befriended him and how he probably would have been a very high quality friend. I really deeply regret not doing what might have made his life much, much better from such a seemingly small circumstantial difference.

[Anonymous No.55681567]

Bidenomics is the best thing that ever happened to my bearfolio. That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55681568]

>>55681552
I worry poem anon was a "sit alone" kid. I hope I'm wrong, but it would explain his self deprecating behavior.

[Anonymous No.55681570]

Don't hide

[Anonymous No.55681571]

>>55681449
What the fuck I checked my account this morning and it was up 600$, now it's down 300.
What happened? psycho gf market

[Anonymous No.55681572]

yeah, im thinking it's over

[Anonymous No.55681578]

>>55681537
Sauce? (No sauce?)

[Anonymous No.55681582]

[Anonymous No.55681586]

>>55681570
Tony said to hide if the 2 year started climbing back up after bumping against 5%.

It's now at 4.937%

[Anonymous No.55681590]

I guess investors are realizing America is now a third world shithole and therefore the correct price for all stock is fucking ZERO.

[Anonymous No.55681592]

market is still temporary overbought massively it would be good to have correction now so that then market can proceed to ath during autumn rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPK2vNXr-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuCfMYhxRm8

Twitter X man is man of few words :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKd-SaHuT_o

[Anonymous No.55681594]

>>55681557
>he didn't sell or buy SOXS when it pumped 12% in one day

[Anonymous No.55681595]

>>55681486
>Piper Perri poster is bearish now
We're fucked

[Anonymous No.55681598]

>>55681571
yes, you are starting to get it
keep going

[Anonymous No.55681600]

>>55681527
>Bidenomics catchphrase marked the top
It would be a beautiful thing. I've come to the conclusion that rabid mumus need to be humbled and deserve to feel pain. Mumu would welcome hyperinflation if it meant his shit companies moon one last time. Bobos are the good guys that want a return to balance and a fair economy for everyone. Mumus just jump from one delusional ponzi scheme to next, they're evil

[Anonymous No.55681604]

>maximum drawdown index levels reached

[Anonymous No.55681611]

>>55681586
Tony has been bearish for a while hasn't he? I remember watching an interview a few months ago and he was concerned about the credit market

[Anonymous No.55681626]

>>55681469
Let's hope so. The core inflation really is too stubborn and all too high.

Bros wtf happened? I exercised (I am up to 120kg incline bench now which is not too bad for a subhuman manlet) and went for a walk in the woods and I come back and everything is fuckin red. Is it the resurgence in the DXY that is causing this? The GDP numbers were great so what gives?

[Anonymous No.55681628]

>>55681582
Balance in All Things

Abjuration

Level: Sor/Wiz 3
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 Standard Action
Range: Self
Effect / Target: Caster
Duration: 1 Round / Level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
A Zerth-improved version of the lesser spell “Pain Mirror” this spell functions nearly identically to the lower level form, except that it reflects 1 attack for every 4 levels of the caster.

[Anonymous No.55681630]

>>55681626
Biden spoke

[Anonymous No.55681639]

>>55681586
>>55681611
Who is Tony?

[Anonymous No.55681641]

>>55681626
Russia nuked kviv

[Anonymous No.55681649]

>>55681639
if you know, you know

[Anonymous No.55681650]

>>55681639
>Zoomers these days are asking this

[Anonymous No.55681654]

>>55681600
The market is the 80 year old grandma, whose kids are too attached to let go, forcing her to receive operation after operation, on 10 different medications morning noon and night, just to keep grandma alive, prolonging the inevitable and causing more suffering.
Bobo wants her put on hospice with morphine drip. Death is natural. The cycle of life.

[Anonymous No.55681659]

>>55681639

[Anonymous No.55681665]

We're going down, Charlie Brown.

[Anonymous No.55681667]

Lads, is it worth paying for earningswhispers to see all the information they give (sentiment/cycle/rating/etc)?

[Anonymous No.55681673]

How the fuck did it go from 1.5% up to 0.5% down?

[Anonymous No.55681674]

>>55681667
no

[Anonymous No.55681675]

>>55681639

[Anonymous No.55681679]

>>55681667
No just flip a coin bro

[Anonymous No.55681682]

>>55681654
>Bobo wants her put on hospice with morphine drip. Death is natural. The cycle of life.
Well said anon

[Anonymous No.55681683]

>>55681531
Yeah I wish I wasn't a monster all the time.

[Anonymous No.55681689]

>>55681673
13 day win streak, longest in history, august and september worst months historically, no more news, this shit is going to correct 5% minimum

[Anonymous No.55681690]

neodymium double bottom? also where can I find a good chart for commodity prices?

[Anonymous No.55681691]

tony has been replaced

[Anonymous No.55681692]

>>55681673
Whata weirder is not only did stocks dump, but bonds did too cause yields are dropping hard

[Anonymous No.55681696]

>>55681667
>information
Useless.

[Anonymous No.55681699]

>>55681639
Tony Dwyer

[Anonymous No.55681705]

>>55681691
Tom Lee is uncomfortable to look at.

[Anonymous No.55681712]

>>55681571
Don't worry its dipping a little bit today just to gigapump on Friday again. I've noticed for a while now the market in general likes to pump before the weekend.

[Anonymous No.55681728]

>>55681692
It's because the Nipponese are hinting at maybe possibly one day at some point relaxing their autistic money printing policy. That kills treasury and stock demand.

[Anonymous No.55681730]

>>55681571
>psycho gf market
Is investing right now what it feels like to date a latina?

[Anonymous No.55681739]

Sup losers making any money?

[Anonymous No.55681745]

>>55681739
+12% today because i shorted :^)

[Anonymous No.55681751]

At what point are we buying more Microsoft? 310/share?

[Anonymous No.55681755]

>>55681739
Yeah but not enough to offset my losses

[Anonymous No.55681769]

>>55681692
>yields are dropping
Doesn't that mean prices are rising?

[Anonymous No.55681770]

Bobros , i shorted meta at $315 with a x10 leverage. Thoughts ? Should i optimize my leverage or is it good enough?

[Anonymous No.55681771]

>>55681751
Around $200/share looks attractive
>Is investing right now what it feels like to date a latina?
lmao

[Anonymous No.55681778]

>>55681691
>another cheap chink knockoff

sad!

[Anonymous No.55681798]

>>55681751
>At what point are we buying more Microsoft?
Around $200/share looks attractive
>>55681730
>Is investing right now what it feels like to date a latina?
lmao

[Anonymous No.55681803]

Did retards really think inflation would go down while the dollar weakened and assets and commodities all pumped?
Wasn’t this the gist of mumu thesis?

[Anonymous No.55681809]

What Japstox should I buy and should I buy ones on TSE or is it OK if they're listed on US exchanges? e.g. I already hold SONY on NYSE.

[Anonymous No.55681824]

>>55681692
Ehhhh aren't bonds mostly up today? Just look at the 2Y or 10Y for example. At around 14:15 they started going up real nicely

[Anonymous No.55681828]

Bobros, it's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

[Anonymous No.55681829]

>>55681730
Yes except without the crazy hot sex.

[Anonymous No.55681833]

BUY LOCKHEED

[Anonymous No.55681843]

>>55681803
>Wasn’t this the gist of mumu thesis?
The mumu thesis is just whatever sounds good in that moment and encourages gambling
>high inflation?
bullish because companies will raise prices and make more money
>deflation?
bullish because the tightening cycle is ending
>good earnings?
bullish because companies are strong
>bad earnings?
bullish because it means this is the earnings bottom
>higher for longer?
bullish because the economy is so strong it can handle high rates
>bank crisis?
bullish because the Fed will bail everyone out
>no bank crisis
bullish because the economy is so strong

As you can see, mumu can twist any narrative to feed his gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.55681847]

>>55681833
JOCKO I HAVE BEEN, RTX TOO.

[Anonymous No.55681854]

>>55681833
My friend, it's gonna reach 440 before we start climing again. Better wait a few days at least.

[Anonymous No.55681861]

what's your sentiment in one word right now

[Anonymous No.55681866]

>>55681829
bobo made me cum a couple threads ago
does that count?
motherfucker can suck a dick better than my vacuum sucks dirt off the floor

[Anonymous No.55681868]

I cancelled my spotify subscription the second I got the email that the price is going up

[Anonymous No.55681874]

>>55681469

Help im retarded. If core pce comes in low, thats a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.55681873]

My PLTR and COIN puts are up 50% sers.

[Anonymous No.55681875]

>>55681861

[Anonymous No.55681876]

where are all the TUP posters at?

[Anonymous No.55681881]

>>55681824
I meant pricing down, I'm retarded. Also 5Y tips finally hit 2% that's kinda nice

[Anonymous No.55681886]

>>55681868
Good. Use the savings for a hard drive and start saving music files.

[Anonymous No.55681888]

>>55681861
Car Vending Machines.

[Anonymous No.55681894]

>VVIX +13.5%

[Anonymous No.55681898]

>>55681829
>latina gf - crazy hot sex
I agree
looks like my TUP profit stops are not gonna trigger. carry on

[Anonymous No.55681901]

>>55681861

[Anonymous No.55681903]

>>55681861
Im buying more calls lol

[Anonymous No.55681905]

Do you guys know what's really devilish? EU close was almost the top. And they didn't crash as much, because they have to sell too what will probably happen at the open tomorrow. Poor guys who bought the top.

[Anonymous No.55681906]

teach me a few things about your jargon you guys.

what is bobo, and shit. please elaborate.
what is a bear trap?
pretty please.

[Anonymous No.55681910]

>>55681861

[Anonymous No.55681911]

VIX IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55681915]

>>55681911
11%!

[Anonymous No.55681916]

>>55681906
Honestly we just like animals.

[Anonymous No.55681917]

>>55681906
im gay

[Anonymous No.55681920]

>>55681876
making $

[Anonymous No.55681926]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55681928]

>>55681926
'i am die'
'no'

[Anonymous No.55681929]

>>55681926

[Anonymous No.55681931]

>>55681926
-1.75%

[Anonymous No.55681932]

>>55681926
+4.37%

[Anonymous No.55681933]

>>55681926
+11% going to buy a used lambo

[Anonymous No.55681938]

[Anonymous No.55681941]

NICE
SPIKE
UP
@
THA LAST SECOND
ON
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS

[Anonymous No.55681942]

>>55681926
-.87%
Made a little money though.

[Anonymous No.55681943]

>>55681906
Research the terms "bear market" and "bull market"

[Anonymous No.55681945]

>>55681926
+13.89%
Fuck Mumu AND Bobo kek

[Anonymous No.55681946]

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

[Anonymous No.55681949]

>>55681926
-3.10 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55681950]

rate my Roth IRA:
>60% COWZ
>20% CALF
>20% TLT

[Anonymous No.55681951]

>>55681926
+0.19% Also cashed out like $900 in profit from TXT

[Anonymous No.55681954]

>>55681926
+ €360

[Anonymous No.55681956]

>>55681941
MOTHERFUCKER DISAPPEARED!

[Anonymous No.55681958]

Rolled my ITM $400 MA covered calls forward with a new strike price of $410. Collect $1097. Price falls below $400 again. Feels good frens.

[Anonymous No.55681960]

>>55681926
>-0.55%

[Anonymous No.55681962]

>INTC
THEIR COMEBACK IS NOW. MY CALLS ARE PRINTING

[Anonymous No.55681963]

>>55681926
-0.4%, but considering I went 30% cash yesterday, it only was -0.28% for my total portfolio

[Anonymous No.55681966]

>>55681705
He has resting soi face

[Anonymous No.55681970]

>>55681950
>not 80% REITs and corpo bonds
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55681972]

I just discovered Japanese jazz fusion this afternoon. Holy fuck is this album amazing.
>>55681958
Devilishly based

[Anonymous No.55681976]

>>55681691
i predicted ath in february or something when everyone was hyper bearish fearing high rates and stuff. it was easy to see big rally coming

bond rally is now in books look like and dollar rally to euro too. all it takes one downtick of rates and bonds rally like crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVck0RRxM7s

[Anonymous No.55681980]

>>55681926
Cash: -$1012
Funfolio: -2.22%
Overall: -0.87%

Did a fucking stupid trade at the end that costed me dearly from +$220 to -$1012. Still up north of $600 for the week and up $4400 for the month but that stung. I at least already have my minimum covered for the month. There's always tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55681982]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wvue2OT-FA

[Anonymous No.55681983]

>>55681926
+1.6%

[Anonymous No.55681985]

>>55681956
lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.55681986]

>>55681962
hopefully they hit 40 to 45 dollars bucko

[Anonymous No.55681987]

>>55681980
buying the top of PSQH lost me a hundred bucks

[Anonymous No.55681988]

>INTEL
and just like that, we are back.

[Anonymous No.55681996]

>>55681985
KEK!
sure as fuck did

[Anonymous No.55681999]

>>55681962
I remember the stream of articles earlier on why intel will shit the bed.
Always do the opposite of what the Jew says

[Anonymous No.55682000]

How's SOFI looking with the student debt payments coming soon?

[Anonymous No.55682001]

>>55681486
No I lost like $600, fuck this man. This better keep going down I hope this is the start of the recession. Everyone has to lose more money than me.

[Anonymous No.55682002]

we had the biggest sell signal short of jpow himself spreading his bare ass cheeks yesterday and somehow people still got heemed today...sad!

[Anonymous No.55682003]

>>55681906
Bears = Gay
Bulls =/= Gay
Simple

[Anonymous No.55682023]

>>55681926
up on TUP TLRY & RTX.
alium kicking my donkey

[Anonymous No.55682025]

what color lambo should i buy guys?

[Anonymous No.55682030]

>>55681982
https://youtu.be/tCVorcLXYnI

[Anonymous No.55682034]

>>55681906
mumus are retarded faggots that end up losing all of their money, bobos are pussys that never make money because they are to timid to get into the market.

[Anonymous No.55682040]

>>55682025
Buy a nice Toyota Corolla.

[Anonymous No.55682043]

>enphase energy lmao

[Anonymous No.55682044]

>>55682034
Or lose it all before the crash happens cause they were too early.

[Anonymous No.55682045]

SOXL only grows more powerful

[Anonymous No.55682047]

>>55682003
Bobo's aren't gay, they're just zesty.

[Anonymous No.55682049]

>>55682040
fuck that, i just made $132k today

[Anonymous No.55682062]

>>55682049
And you'd blow it all on a money pit like an exotic car?

[Anonymous No.55682066]

>>55682047
burn it and the creator into ash

[Anonymous No.55682067]

>>55682062
oh fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.55682070]

>>55682047
getting this for my mom for christmas

[Anonymous No.55682071]

>First solar spiking
Didnt someone here recommend it as the next enphase? Anyone got a quick run down.

[Anonymous No.55682074]

>>55682062
fools and their money, at best he will only ever be nigger rich.

[Anonymous No.55682075]

OIL!
I HAVE SMELLY GREASY OIL LEAKING OUT OF MY ANUS
IT'S STRESSING MY BOXERS

how do i profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.55682077]

I warned you about Microsoft bros. I told you.

t.proud owner of CAT

[Anonymous No.55682086]

>>55682049
gotta do that about 10 more times for that lambo

[Anonymous No.55682087]

I shorted intel. Leverage x5. -30% at open i guess

[Anonymous No.55682092]

>>55682086
i can buy a used one

[Anonymous No.55682094]

>>55682086
I just checked and a Hurrican is like $250k. What the fuck man.

[Anonymous No.55682099]

>>55682087
Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.55682102]

chosen people are slurping

[Anonymous No.55682106]

But is INTC alone enough to grant us a green day tomorrow before a comfy weekend?

[Anonymous No.55682108]

>>55682087
you'll be fine good earnings have been selling off half the time and its OPEX friday so call buyers have to get heemed

[Anonymous No.55682120]

>>55682102
chosen people pulled all of their money and put it in money market and are waiting to buy at a discount.

[Anonymous No.55682119]

im so useless im gonna start panhandling fuck it dude

[Anonymous No.55682142]

>>55682094
I thought he wanted a fast one.

[Anonymous No.55682146]

>INTC earnings
Ehhhh why are they so shit compared to last year? Everything is significantly worse; EPS 13 cents vs. 29 cents last year; revenue $12.9 billion vs 15.3 last year...
I thought megacaps had fuckin free cash from ZIRPs. Then again Intel is kind of retarded and has been losing a lot of their territory because they refused to innovate.
Interesting that the expectations for them were so low. Hell, "experts" expected negative EPS, wtf?

[Anonymous No.55682148]

>>55682106
Tomorrow we get PCE, so if it's a good number we can pump

[Anonymous No.55682150]

>>55682025
Just rent one for a weekend and get the dumb shit out of your system.

[Anonymous No.55682151]

>>55682142
I don't recall him saying fast. Maybe he'll get the SUV.

[Anonymous No.55682155]

JUST

[Anonymous No.55682160]

>>55681926
-0.76%

[Anonymous No.55682175]

>>55681449
When core PCE comes in lower then expected tomorrow, bobos are going to be real quiet

[Anonymous No.55682179]

>>55681886

saw her at HEB

[Anonymous No.55682190]

>>55682150
they hold their value no?

is this a cool color guys?

[Anonymous No.55682197]

>>55682146
Nice drink save. I would bet money that guy did something bigly stupid and is in some serious shit. Girl should have kept her mouth shut though.

[Anonymous No.55682201]

>>55682087
How do you fix that? Do you just fill the hole with Bondo or something?

[Anonymous No.55682209]

>>55681956
robinhood pulls this shit all the time. I have no idea how they're getting this info but they have the shittiest real-time quotes

[Anonymous No.55682212]

>>55682197
It's Russia so he's fine

[Anonymous No.55682216]

>>55682190
black maybe?

[Anonymous No.55682236]

Predict SPY opening price tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55682242]

>>55682216
Ferrari is making the Countach again, get one of those instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2yRZ_KrDI

[Anonymous No.55682256]

>>55682190
Only if you don’t drive it and keep the maintenance paperwork complete. I’m sure you’re larping but heads up to anyone looking to get a better car with your gains. Most normal women can’t tell the difference between a new Mercedes and one ten years old so buy the old one in good shape and get the shit detailed out of it so it looks new. No women in the world worth dating will complain if you pick her up in an automatic E500. Just make sure it’s clean and the AC and radio works.

[Anonymous No.55682257]

>>55682236
454.5

[Anonymous No.55682262]

>>55681874
Pce would be bullish if it comes in lower than expected but their expectations are way too unfeasible so potentially another red day tmrw

[Anonymous No.55682263]

>>55682256
Reminder to unfuck the headlight oxidation.

[Anonymous No.55682268]

>>55682094
I just reviewed and that evo looks pretty good at the base price point 268K but I would buy a 2024 vette (base price 68K) but I am a redneck. and would not but the base model anyway.
Doesn't matter much. Both

[Anonymous No.55682270]

>>55682212
I’m not talking about giving the girl an attitude adjustment. He just seems a bit stressed like he owes the Albanian Mafia some money or something and can’t pay up.

[Anonymous No.55682271]

>>55682236
453.4 before dump to 448 then pump to 451 to kill options

[Anonymous No.55682274]

>zoomer coworker at warehouse thought he could get IT certs and land a comfy WFH job
>now unemployed, taking out loans to pay rent
>father disowned him
What stocks to profit from this alpha?

[Anonymous No.55682290]

>>55681926
+7% Started off negative but I doubled down on puts. Feels good

[Anonymous No.55682293]

>>55682150
this. they are fun but completely useless
>t. rented a few for Miami trips

[Anonymous No.55682294]

>>55681926
Up 50% on AMD and SoFi puts bought around 10 am. Mumus tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55682296]

>>55682274
Kek, what a little shit
>>55682270
No I think he's just a subhuman slav Youtuber who didn't like being interrupted on stream or something

[Anonymous No.55682297]

>>55682242
looks ugly
>>55682256
why would you want a boring middle age man mobile?

[Anonymous No.55682302]

>>55682274
Pretty based but I still hate dogs that naturally show off their assholes all the time.

[Anonymous No.55682307]

>>55682268
will get girlies. vette is was cheaper maintenance. u can come ride with me in seattle if you get the can.

[Anonymous No.55682311]

>>55682146
They're shit compared to last year because we had basically YOY decline with Intel losing the plot. If they don't execute on their planned roadmap and if anything goes off the rails, any chance of a comeback is done. The only reason people should be invested is because they haven't shat the bed with their fabs and process. Intel 4 is still on track and so is Meteor Lake which should be releasing in August before school starts.

>>55682155
Foundry is up, that is encouraging. But yeah, everything is going to keep being bad until Intel comes out with Arrow Lake. Meteor Lake is going to be like the original Zen 1 from AMD. Not that competitive but all the right pieces are there.

[Anonymous No.55682316]

>>55682268
I'm more of a Japanese sports car kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.55682331]

>>55682297
Well, it'll never compared to a vintage model.
Don't know why I derped and said Ferrari earlier btw. Think it's because I'm working and also shitposting in another thread about Joe Burrow.

[Anonymous No.55682336]

>>55681699
checked
thank you, fren

[Anonymous No.55682342]

>>55682262
From this day on every news will suddenly be bearish.

[Anonymous No.55682346]

>>55682331
thats fine, it was probably cool looking in the 90s or whenever that is

[Anonymous No.55682369]

>>55682311
Didn't Intel receive a buttload of government cash and is getting some premium treatment by European/German governments as well?
Intel is also kinda lucky that the chip act is finally in place, which will once again put the US on the absolute forefront of semi tech. They will QE the hell out of semis this and the coming years.
Fugg man, all these names have gotten so confusing. I used to be pretty invested into Intel/AMD/NVIDIA but nowadays everything has just become one big mess. I bought a new laptop with a great Ryzen 6800HS CPU and it does everything perfectly, is quite, and draws very little power. How do you guys manage to keep up with modern tech is beyond me

[Anonymous No.55682372]

I hope "PutsAreNoytDaWae" anon is ok.

In hindsight, it was peak complacency, wasnt it?

[Anonymous No.55682374]

>>55682346
1983
I also love the old Lotus Esprits.

[Anonymous No.55682375]

>>55682331
Would rather want one of these old than the new. Diablo is also great. Just looked it up and memories of driving it in need for speed came up.

[Anonymous No.55682385]

>>55682297
>boring middle age man mobile?
I think your confusing it with the C Class. Nothing boring about a E500. Get the AMG package if you want more pep.

[Anonymous No.55682398]

>>55682375
Same here. If I had fuck you money, I'd probably blow at least a little of it on classic sports cars.

[Anonymous No.55682405]

Just look at that sexy bastard.

[Anonymous No.55682408]

>>55682331
look at those 83 big meats and og aquanet big hair

[Anonymous No.55682415]

>>55682385
dude a fucking sedan isnt going to get party sloots wet

[Anonymous No.55682417]

>*dumb female, that should be in the kitchen, crashes into your supercar*

[Anonymous No.55682418]

>>55682405
Ask me how I know that car is stolen

[Anonymous No.55682420]

Sold an 0dte put for $80 this morning that would’ve closed at $7k had I went to bed instead…

[Anonymous No.55682423]

Opinions on petrobras/PBR?

[Anonymous No.55682427]

>>55682372
I hope he did a flip.

[Anonymous No.55682429]

>>55682385
Those were the models that still looked like Mercedes.
I have a w204. Before that w202

[Anonymous No.55682431]

>>55682415
“4 doors, more whores”

[Anonymous No.55682444]

>>55682374
that thing didn't look cool even in the 80's.

[Anonymous No.55682455]

>>55682423
pays out a fuckload in divies. holding.

[Anonymous No.55682459]

>>55682418
how ? u can't identify me in that pic.

[Anonymous No.55682465]

Anyone have an explanation for Tupperware? Lol

[Anonymous No.55682468]

>>55682465
fuck you

[Anonymous No.55682472]

>>55682444

I would drive it,

[Anonymous No.55682475]

/smg/ has never been more euphoric. If that isn’t the biggest bear flag, I don’t know what is.

[Anonymous No.55682484]

>>55682431
Kyle Rittenhouse is my nigga

[Anonymous No.55682485]

>>55682415
Last time I went to a fancy steakhouse one of those G-Wagons pulled up in front of me and like 2 or 3 super fine escort looking bitches got out of it. Maybe they actually were escorts though, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.55682487]

https://www.forexlive.com/news/forexlive-americas-fx-news-wrap-27-julz-ecbs-hikes-with-boj-next-us-data-strong-today-20230727/
>The day started with the ECB hiking rates by 25 basis points as expected. Shortly thereafter, a slew of economic data the US was released with all showing better than expected data. Initial jobless claims came in at 221K versus estimated 235K. Durable goods orders were much stronger than expected at 4.7% versus 1.0%. Second-quarter GDP in the US was also higher at 2.4% versus 1.8%.
>The data sent the US dollar higher, yields higher, and also advanced US stocks. The Dow Industrial Average was coming off its 13th consecutive day to the upside yesterday. A close higher today would be the longest streak since 1897 (when earnings rose for 14 consecutive days).
>ECB's Lagarde presser was next, and her comments were more dovish and help to push the dollar even higher (and the EUR lower).
>The USDJPY was also extended to the upside and traded above its 100-hour movie average at 140.888. However, around the time the U.S. Treasury auctioned off seven-year notes with tepid demand, a report from a Nikkei came out saying that the Bank of Japan was discussing tweaking the yield curve controls. Recall from last week comments to the contrary were released sending the JPY lower.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55682488]

>>55682372
Here and bullish as ever, Pajama ber are euphoric over a -.5% day.

[Anonymous No.55682498]

>>55682465
The squeeze got sqoozled and then un-sqoozled

[Anonymous No.55682504]

>>55682431
i prefer
>it's lonely at the top, thats why lamborghinis have two seats and a bus has 50

[Anonymous No.55682510]

>>55682504
>Uh ma'am, can you please move your fake implant ass off the hood of my car, thanks

[Anonymous No.55682514]

>>55682190
>>55682216
You can't buy a Gallardo in 2023 that's bum status.

[Anonymous No.55682519]

>>55682087
I bought a lot of puts on intel.
x21 leverage

[Anonymous No.55682520]

>>55682465
earlier this morning someone called short squeeze.
i noticed a lot of options action on it Monday or Tuesday and posted on smg about a lot of trading.
grabbed a little and set a stop loss. ^ now

[Anonymous No.55682526]

>>55681866
Keked, checked, and counts

[Anonymous No.55682532]

>>55682514
the cheapest huracan is $180k though and they start at $216k. Have to have another good day to buy one of those and with my luck ill just lose it so might as well cash out on a pussy wagon

[Anonymous No.55682541]

>>55682504
not sure I could get her door closed with that in my 2 SEATer

[Anonymous No.55682552]

>SIGA pumping in AH

[Anonymous No.55682561]

>>55682532
1st, finance the fucking thing.
2st, whores don't know nothing, get an R8 roadster and it'll have 87% of the effect.

[Anonymous No.55682567]

MY GOD
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
TURNED AWAY KEPT RUNNING
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE WARNING SIGNS

https://youtu.be/11IQAN1E0Ok

[Anonymous No.55682574]

>>55682504
You can drive the hottest thot in the room home in your car. Meanwhile I got her four friends in mine, comfy.

[Anonymous No.55682583]

>>55682488
Much more than a .04% day for me and I didn't have to support a bunch of ungrateful browns in the process. Feels great

[Anonymous No.55682597]

>>55682561
what about ferraris? they seem cheaper
>>55682574
deal, ill take the hot girl home, you jump on the greandes for me

[Anonymous No.55682606]

>>55682504
jeeps(real jeeps) also only have 2 seats

[Anonymous No.55682608]

>>55682472
I would to, but still ugly.

[Anonymous No.55682611]

Why does this general attract schizos from /pol/?

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55682613]

>>55682583
Pathetic that you bears are so euphoric over one slightly red day. Obviously we're going to continue to pump considering the vast majority of you are still bearish.

[Anonymous No.55682621]

>>55682597
If you can get permission to buy one from them, sure. They were the ones that started kvetching over a wrap weren't they?

[Anonymous No.55682624]

>>55682597
>what about ferraris? they seem cheaper
No, they don't.
An F8 is in the $300,000s, other models are old and bummy.

[Anonymous No.55682627]

$10k here, what shall I buy fresh?

[Anonymous No.55682628]

I need your best income ETFs for a Roth IRA, Would like a REIT, corporate bonds.
SPY and QQQ are already a given.

[Anonymous No.55682637]

>>55682606
Jeeps are dogshit
I highly doubt anyone itt needs a wrangler for their city driving
>>55682611
/biz/ is just /pol/ with an income

[Anonymous No.55682647]

>>55682611
Because /pol/ is 100% jews and this is a money thread.

[Anonymous No.55682656]

these intel numbers are awful, they're going to pump it and dump it before 10AM tommorow

[Anonymous No.55682660]

anyone listening?
https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/w22g8vc7/dmediaset/audio

[Anonymous No.55682665]

>>55682611
Sorry Rabbi but you need to go back.

[Anonymous No.55682666]

>>55682628
AHHHHHHHHHH THERE ARE SO MANY TO FUCKING CHOOSE FROM AND I CANT DECIDE

[Anonymous No.55682673]

>>55682628
I like STAG when it comes to REITS. Been one of better performers up until today
>>55682656
I hope bobos can actually back up all the shit they're talking. Got a put expiring tomorrow that would make a nice payday if it hits

[Anonymous No.55682676]

>>55682660
Goodness no.
My trading style doesn't require news or any other information.

[Anonymous No.55682681]

>>55682624
wtf a 2010 ferrari california with 50k miles ins $85k? im just going to get this

[Anonymous No.55682690]

>>55682681
Have a blast.

[Anonymous No.55682691]

>>55682613
Imagine being told repeatedly that you are not welcome somewhere and continuing to show up?

[Anonymous No.55682692]

>>55682673
I'm a mumu but bearish until friday at 2pm. I've gotten burned half the time this earnings season betting on companies that would beat expectations, and have, but still had shit numbers.

[Anonymous No.55682697]

>>55682656
disagreed, ifs is well on track that's all that matters with the tax breaks
intel is phasing out of all design eventually (10 years) and becoming full fab
they are willing to build another 10 over the next few years
good business for formfactor

[Anonymous No.55682699]

>>55682681
lol you'll have to put 3x that into it to keep it running.

[Anonymous No.55682705]

>>55682369
The government cash isn't covering 100% of fab costs, Intel still has to chip in, pun unintended, of cash to get it built but the incentives help. At best, the government will chip in single digit billions, and that's not all in direct money, it's tax breaks and etc. And it's going to get worst as time goes on.
As for why I know, I have to do it for a living and keep up with this stuff for competitive research, investment is a side hobby for me because of that.

[Anonymous No.55682706]

>>55682690
ill post keys when i pick it up
>>55682699
explain?

[Anonymous No.55682721]

>>55682627
Same boat. Nobody will answer you.

[Anonymous No.55682735]

>>55682706
European cars are money pits

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55682739]

>>55682691
Literally one permabear schizo says I'm not welcomed, he stalks me.

[Anonymous No.55682744]

>>55682627
VTI and VT

[Anonymous No.55682750]

>>55682705
the higher the cost the harder it is to get competition, which means you have incredible pricing power
intel is a west bloc monopoly with its volume
china is ready to consolidate taiwan by 2027
need I say more

[Anonymous No.55682751]

>>55682739
you talk like a discord tranny and I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.55682752]

>>55682706
Oil changes are 1k, that’s a lot of miles for a rari so odds it breaks down within 5k more miles is 85% and repair bill will be 10k min. Probly 15-20

[Anonymous No.55682771]

>>55682735
>>55682752
its just going to be a weekend car, probably only drive it 1k miles a year so that doesnt seem so bad

[Anonymous No.55682775]

>>55682750
Chips are the new oil. We wouldn't be having technology transfer limits and etc. on various pieces of technology going to China if this wasn't the case.

[Anonymous No.55682786]

>>55682739
Not him. He warned us you were here from reddit with trips and sock puppet. You've been a plague on this general ever since.

[Anonymous No.55682794]

Most people up 30% YTD

And I'm supposed to be scared of some mini point correction? Dont make me laff

Bobo Cope, Bulls bring the Rope
Bobo go to sleep, no more Hope

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55682795]

>>55682786
>he warned you
I openly announced I'm from reddit, and never attempt to deny it.

[Anonymous No.55682803]

>>55682681
Based value investor

If you know how to wrench, buying older sports cars is a pretty fun hobby, costs you next to nothing once you factor in vintage appreciation

Its like buying rare artwork or vintage rugs, you CANNOT lose money - poorfags dont really get it though I dont blame them. Have fun Anon, just make sure you do at least half the maintenance yourself so you dont get your ass blown out over $700 oil changes every season

[Anonymous No.55682804]

>>55682794
>Most people up 30% YTD
The only thing of mine up 30% is my arms...
...trying to tie rope to a tree branch
Also my QLD is up like 32%

[Anonymous No.55682806]

I should have sold it all last week when I was up 50%. I'm exiting and won't be getting back in until after the double bottom in a couple years

[Anonymous No.55682810]

>>55682806
Why not ride puts on the way down anon?

[Anonymous No.55682814]

>>55682637
>I highly doubt anyone itt needs a wrangler for their city driving
No one needs a lamborghini either. Jeeps are great, theyre fucking work horses.

[Anonymous No.55682819]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.55682829]

>>55682810
I'm not even good at selling when I'm at a decent profit. I'm definitely not trying to fuck with option trading.

[Anonymous No.55682831]

I bought some LED headlights for my old f-150, the highlight of my day.

[Anonymous No.55682835]

I shorted top of mpw today and I am up 30%

[Anonymous No.55682841]

>>55682814
Jeeps are shit, get a humvee

[Anonymous No.55682846]

>>55682831
I'm waiting for an Amazon wagie to deliver some filters and a serpentine belt for my Tacoma. And some fucking jumper cables. Fuckin tweakers stole my jumper cables.

[Anonymous No.55682852]

>Bud Light lays off hundreds of US workers
geg

[Anonymous No.55682856]

>>55682819
thats funny, i was just thinking about you. isnt it weird how that employee sold like 600$ of stock, like whats even the point

[Anonymous No.55682865]

Assuming you believe the market is due for a massive pullback or, dare I say, a crash, aside from shorting, is there a better play to be made than trading volatility? The VIX did a 5x multiplication in 2008 and was rather high in 2020 as well while right now it's moderately priced. I understand certain commodities had good runs as well. What's /smg/'s thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55682878]

>>55682814
Lmao Jeeps are wop shitboxes these days
Enjoy your rebadged fiat

[Anonymous No.55682887]

>>55682841
humvees are absolute gas guzzling dogshit, opinion disregarded.

[Anonymous No.55682906]

>>55682611
newfag detected

[Anonymous No.55682914]

>>55682887
H1 hummers are peak kino suv’s and still are to this day. The H2’s were and still are complete trash

[Anonymous No.55682915]

>>55682878
>fiat
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.55682917]

>>55682155
Foundry being up is what really matters in that chart.

[Anonymous No.55682925]

>>55682906
Kek never saw this one. Saved.

[Anonymous No.55682930]

>>55682681
Lmao enjoy paying 9k for brakes and the Ferrari California was probably the gayest model Ferrari of the last 40 years, it looks like a Porsche mixed with a corvette

[Anonymous No.55682934]

>>55681595
I want this market to get fucked and then die like she did.

[Anonymous No.55682936]

>>55682887
No

When people think of h1s being gas guzzlers, they are thinking of the stupid 1994 model (I think that was the year, could be wrong) idea to use a weak gas engine. It got like 6mpg. When they used an appropriately powered diesel engine in 2006, it was around 18. An lbz Duramax added into a h1 can get about 20-21mpg now. But good fucking luck because image related is like 200k now

[Anonymous No.55682940]

>>55682914
H1's are certainly better than h2's but jeeps are undisputed kings of off road.

[Anonymous No.55682945]

Wow, hummers guys.... REALLY? hahahaha

[Anonymous No.55682949]

>>55682917
I actually misread the up arrow as another down arrow then was too embarassed to say anything

[Anonymous No.55682950]

when the inevitable rise of the dollar heems all mumus into wage slavery what are some of the copes we can expect to see?

[Anonymous No.55682962]

>>55682829
Just buy a bunch of calls then sell them as soon as the market pumps and if doesnt go your way ride puts all the way down to recoup your losses ezpz

[Anonymous No.55682999]

Holy shit I didn’t even realize bbby got shorted into a penny stock and there’s still fucking generals about it?!

[Anonymous No.55683013]

>>55682999
lmao what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55683026]

fucking intel just drop already fucking kike nigger stock your numbers are shit and depreciation isn't profitability

[Anonymous No.55683035]

BUDDY CHECK ENPH COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55683045]

>>55683026
How much are you going to lose?

[Anonymous No.55683053]

>>55683026
you're looking at it wrong, let me dumb it down for you
R&D & MG&A aren't expenses, they're tax free investments. that means this quarter's pizza money is 7 billion, which is pretty stable and probably rising further down the line
intel is yielding 20% right under everyone's noses

[Anonymous No.55683056]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

[Anonymous No.55683060]

I kept my DAX short because fuck Germany

[Anonymous No.55683062]

>>55683035
>CHOPCHOP

[Anonymous No.55683072]

>>55683063
>>55683063
>>55683063
>>55683063

[Anonymous No.55683964]

>>55682455
Are the divvies worth it if it keeps declining over time?

[Anonymous No.55684064]

>>55681486
no i bought calls like you said