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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:59:12 2023 No.55671341 [Reply] [Original]

Jerome Powell Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>BoBo Hopium
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>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:00:06 2023 No.55671352 first for biden

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:00:41 2023 No.55671363 >>55671352 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:01:11 2023 No.55671367 >>55671341 We're done with interest rates, time to moon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:01:45 2023 No.55671373 File: 79 KB, 680x636, 1685434137440602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671341 end of rate hike cycle confirmed SOXL to 30 this week

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:03:01 2023 No.55671386 >>55671373 XRP to 10$ end of August, mark my digits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:03:24 2023 No.55671391 I would heem every journalist in that room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:04:14 2023 No.55671403 File: 26 KB, 474x474, 1610173838735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mr pow what be inflation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:04:18 2023 No.55671404 How fucked is shit gonna get when they resume student loan payments?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:04:45 2023 No.55671408 i love you jpow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:05:03 2023 No.55671411 File: 7 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIRTEEEEEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:06:25 2023 No.55671424 File: 528 KB, 3440x1440, poor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671341 recesion confirmed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:07:17 2023 No.55671440 >>55671404 it's going to be forgiven whether you like it or not

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:08:39 2023 No.55671453 File: 45 KB, 830x515, 1688059449471210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] retard pump DENIED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:09:04 2023 No.55671458 >>55671424 Jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:09:09 2023 No.55671460 File: 31 KB, 606x342, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JESUS CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:09:37 2023 No.55671470 File: 403 KB, 340x630, fr fr on god.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are we going hard red

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:10:07 2023 No.55671477 why is this faggot still talking fuck off and let me make money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:10:10 2023 No.55671479 >>55671352 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:10:20 2023 No.55671483 Remember, a dump into close means a pump tommorow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:10:30 2023 No.55671486 File: 91 KB, 1931x1189, 75AAA572-BC3E-438B-9440-589ED50D5AAE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OH NO NO NO MUMU’S

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:10:46 2023 No.55671495 This is it. Civilization has been cancelled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:11:26 2023 No.55671506 File: 87 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:11:34 2023 No.55671507 File: 58 KB, 800x450, 4CB29C32-9801-482F-ABC9-40B8307D242C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671483

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:11:53 2023 No.55671509 File: 67 KB, 853x480, chrisrugaber.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chris Rugaber >Rugaber >rug-a-bear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:12:33 2023 No.55671516 >>55671507 you're supposed to inverse FOMC day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:12:36 2023 No.55671519 fucking bear trap. i slurped more. kys bobo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:12:42 2023 No.55671522 File: 102 KB, 640x799, 2669E8E0-34A2-48F0-B233-7B7CE7DEB628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671341 Why are the FOMC chicks so hot? Anyways betting November will be peak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:12:46 2023 No.55671525 File: 523 KB, 1920x1080, xihv9n647cdb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any plays for today's earnings and tomorrow BMO lads? Meta's expected to report sales growth, but the EPS expectations seem a bit too high for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:12:58 2023 No.55671528 >>55671506 Who are you people that even buy anything on FOMC day. Do not get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:13:15 2023 No.55671534 File: 112 KB, 750x920, 1621265657299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671424

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:13:54 2023 No.55671538 >>55671477 Seriously. It's retarded that this one guy has so much control over the Federal Reserve. Isn't this a democracy? Shouldn't we be voting for these people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:13:59 2023 No.55671542 >>55671522 Stop posting sluts and stop simping. Focus on getting your money up nerd>>55671525

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:15:22 2023 No.55671566 File: 83 KB, 1136x465, IMG_8552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:15:37 2023 No.55671567 >>55671341 Damn, you guys are really on fire. This soft landing is unprecedented.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:15:51 2023 No.55671570 the aliens will help quell the wage riots in the us with the use of room temperature superconductors, leading to the anti alien seperatist lead civil wars into ww3

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:16:06 2023 No.55671571 File: 122 KB, 1082x717, 1690319962466185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was your sell signal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:16:26 2023 No.55671577 Bought fngd at top of the pump, just a little 2k$

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:16:31 2023 No.55671578 >>55671525 I want to short chipotle so bad, holy fuck that place has turned into goyslop over the last decade. Every time I bother to go it’s a disaster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:16:37 2023 No.55671581 >>55671440 wishful thinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:16:53 2023 No.55671585 >>55671570 Don't forget about AI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:17:01 2023 No.55671588 File: 133 KB, 937x1171, B6EFAEEC-C714-4C2F-A3C2-D39FB916CE45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671542 I asked thoughts on TMF but nobody had thoughts. I got 3.3 mil in TQQQ, wondering when to hedge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:17:20 2023 No.55671592 File: 128 KB, 2057x1200, Giorgia-Meloni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671538 >Shouldn't we be voting for these people? Does it even matter at this point? Look at Italy ffs.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:17:21 2023 No.55671593

>>55671525
Get in on ENVX they got a military contract for their batteries and will beat expectations, short sellers seething so hard they tried to sick journalists on them but got btfo'd. https://ir.enovix.com/static-files/a437bb2d-0068-402e-b528-4ebfd8443005

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:17:22 2023 No.55671594 >>55671424 lmaooo that is highly embarassing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:19:17 2023 No.55671614 uh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:20:06 2023 No.55671622 >>55671578 Raisin Canes and Teds Montana Grill are the only chains worth a shit anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:20:26 2023 No.55671627 >what do you think about housing? >"idk lol we all got ours so hopefully it works out" go fuck yourselves, Xoomers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:20:44 2023 No.55671633 Buddy. 2% inflation not until 2025. Higher for longer just got a hell of a lot higher for longer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:20:51 2023 No.55671634 >>55671588 stop using ai to make jewish milkers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:20:56 2023 No.55671636 File: 333 KB, 1280x958, T00ITHS00a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stupid nigger Jerome just couldn't shut the fuck up

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:21:41 2023 No.55671646
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>>55671538
Athens lost the Peloponnesian war purely due to people like you.
Populism is the worst thing ever. Why do some in the West want to copy South America…

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:21:43 2023 No.55671647
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>>55671525
Buying a bunch of MCdonalds. There is no way in hell they give bad earnings and a bad guidance. People will goyslap more and more and more. Inflation and the pathetic wage growth will make sure of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:21:47 2023 No.55671649 wow i wasted over an hour just to see that the market didnt go anywhere

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:22:33 2023 No.55671657
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>>55671627
Buy a house to save the economy faggot....With all the terrible fundamental economic data showing the economy is going down the toilet and you went long?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:22:55 2023 No.55671661 File: 46 KB, 720x604, 1690159445187704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Higher for longer >Longer means for several years instead of until inflation is over

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:22:59 2023 No.55671663 File: 7 KB, 197x255, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671528 >He didn't buy the SOXL dip Lmao!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:23:13 2023 No.55671666 File: 45 KB, 512x564, 1649595585598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:23:17 2023 No.55671667 >>55671647 whats the thoght procress behind that? eating that garbage is fucking expensive

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:23:46 2023 No.55671671

sold my 100 lot of 7/27/23 458 Puts for $0.02 per contract profit instead of a coulda woulda shoulda $1.00 per contract. I just cant stomach the possibility of missing an exit opportunity after watching the position go 20% in the red. It doesn't matter if it is a 1 lot or a 100 lot, I do the same thing every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:23:48 2023 No.55671672 >>55671647 McDonalds is one of the best real estate stocks on the market imo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:23:51 2023 No.55671675 >>55671649 He keeps saying what he’ll do than doing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:24:26 2023 No.55671679 File: 223 KB, 1224x1840, 20230726_152359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jerome. I'm only going to say this once. The rape hikes WILL stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:24:38 2023 No.55671681 File: 690 KB, 1920x1438, lm9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/-OeJhFDTdJU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:24:45 2023 No.55671682 >>55671593 waiting for $5 cheaper

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:24:56 2023 No.55671684
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>>55671667
And yet their earnings just keep going up. Unless we go hard recession/depression mode, there is no way in hell people will stop consuming and you know that.
Also this >>55671672

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:25:18 2023 No.55671686 >>55671424 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:25:25 2023 No.55671687 >>55671667 He wants to make money on fats and poors, which are notorious for dogshit spending habits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:26:19 2023 No.55671693 VIX market maker paypig anon are you here? They just keep on paying you out huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:26:29 2023 No.55671694 File: 64 KB, 473x389, 1690399568918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think there are aliums in this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:26:33 2023 No.55671695 >>55671679 Higher for longeeeer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:28:02 2023 No.55671702 File: 1.02 MB, 1200x1080, 1606532780343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671470 >we I'm up 3%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:28:56 2023 No.55671711 File: 867 KB, 400x224, C54A138F-04BC-4493-B7DC-C468FD30C06E.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robinhoods gonna auto close my 0dte in 2 minutes and now the markets going up…

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:29:17 2023 No.55671713 >>55671694 Gimme that taco fren -alium

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:29:23 2023 No.55671715 >>55671594 You wish you were jacked enough to rip your shirt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:29:49 2023 No.55671720 DXY falling wedge confirmed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:30:24 2023 No.55671728 >>55671694 >I think there are aliums in this thread i hope they like me. i think i would be a breddy gub fren to some ayys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:30:32 2023 No.55671731 File: 3.09 MB, 474x640, 1688747901506834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671694 Aliens?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:31:22 2023 No.55671736 File: 40 KB, 674x537, fakenews.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Calls on Meta. Who's with me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:32:20 2023 No.55671745 File: 119 KB, 1280x1067, 1690128539180748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671736 Me only because I forgot to sell them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:32:22 2023 No.55671746 Are we landing soft?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:32:38 2023 No.55671751 >>55671694 >AA I own some alium stock. Wait, that is not how you spell it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:32:46 2023 No.55671754 File: 45 KB, 500x356, tea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is /smg/'s favorite tea flavor. personally i like picrel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:33:59 2023 No.55671764 >>55671746 There will be no landing. The plane's going to rip apart while we're still at cruising altitude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:34:18 2023 No.55671766 SNAP is recovering

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:34:21 2023 No.55671767 >>55671754 Imagine what your father would think seeing you drinking that >:(

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:34:23 2023 No.55671770 >>55671754 For me it's my kratom addiction

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:34:26 2023 No.55671772 nothing ever happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:35:50 2023 No.55671776 Can I still be accused of insider trading if I obtained the information through the all-knowing angels in the enochian tables?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:35:58 2023 No.55671778 >>55671754 honeybush better than fishybush

HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:36:01 2023 No.55671779

>>55671671
you need to play with smaller positions that dont make you feel this much stress
you will make bad choices, bad entry timings, bad position sizes, bad strikes, and you will just go broke
theres tons of stocks that have gotten beat to shit that will pump as soon as we enter the next phase of this market - invest in those and buy shares every week regardless of the price and stop looking at charts every day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:36:22 2023 No.55671782 >>55671767 so i take it you are a black coffee and marb red kinda fella?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:38:28 2023 No.55671802 >>55671776 can't be insider trading if you've broken through the firmament

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:38:51 2023 No.55671804 File: 79 KB, 679x679, 91oYTZzNFnL._SX679_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671754 I hardly drink tea but when I do its chai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:39:26 2023 No.55671809 >>55671779 >theres tons of stocks that have gotten beat to shit that will pump idk the retard pump as permeated most sectors of the economy at this point. I dont trust individual companies. Shill me some tickers fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:40:21 2023 No.55671817 File: 715 KB, 1548x2064, dericious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671754 I import obscure Chinese stuff because I'm a race traitor and a /tea/ browser

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:40:27 2023 No.55671818 >>55671804 that looks like some /x/ approved symbolism on the label

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:41:10 2023 No.55671824
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>>55671754
>herbal
What is this, bed time? Go caffeinated or go home.
I'm having an iced green tea rn. Double-bagged and unsweetened 'cause I'm not a pussy.

>>55671770
Based

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:41:17 2023 No.55671826 >>55671809 you arent doing your homework if you think every sector has pumped go through all your sector etfs under the s&p and youll quickly see where the weakness is this year

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:41:18 2023 No.55671828 Do you think Mark Zuckerberg (aka the meat chef) will be smoking meats (e.g. brisket and ribs) during the earnings call?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:41:43 2023 No.55671832 >>55671754 Shui Xian Tea from yeeontea

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:41:49 2023 No.55671834 File: 109 KB, 260x307, liptonblk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671754 lipton - no flavors - no sweetener You have to make it in a jar in the sun to get the best flavor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:41:59 2023 No.55671835 Thoughts on MULN? Seems like its bottomed out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:42:32 2023 No.55671839 File: 2 KB, 91x88, Screenshot 2023-07-26 154149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671817 ask your gookfu what the 3 boxes mean

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:42:38 2023 No.55671840 >>55671828 mark niggerberg is a faggot and his shitty company is not going to help the meltup

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:42:59 2023 No.55671842 File: 107 KB, 1024x1024, BD3932A4-CE73-4B55-A53E-7E8BA441A4BE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shill me some AI related smallcaps RIGHT NOW!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:43:14 2023 No.55671847 DXY on life support

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:43:59 2023 No.55671857 >>55671839 品 means goods/product/item/things

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:44:27 2023 No.55671862 $30 SOXL next week bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:44:34 2023 No.55671864 File: 68 KB, 780x685, Screenshot 2023-07-26 154357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on hot chilli copper?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:45:01 2023 No.55671867 >>55671834 i hate how they've stopped doing individual wrappers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:45:40 2023 No.55671872 File: 41 KB, 568x351, META.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bear Trap. The Metaverse is the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:45:44 2023 No.55671873 DOW streak staying alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:46:05 2023 No.55671874 >>55671840 Wow, clearly someone did not get enough sweet baby ray's applied to his brisket and his ribs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:46:45 2023 No.55671881 Guys, will msft be ok? My dad shrugged when I asked him lol Also you guys are hilarious I love smg. I am new here, say hi (if you want)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:47:01 2023 No.55671883 >>55671778 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:47:24 2023 No.55671886 What an insane turn of events for SIMO/MXL today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:47:29 2023 No.55671888 >>55671667 The worse the economy, the more goyslop you can sell t. central yuro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:47:40 2023 No.55671889 File: 1.21 MB, 1250x2000, 484dfc70a41a5a2bc884ec7cb6899f5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking hate these last minute pumps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:48:32 2023 No.55671899 Predict META earnings. Will it pump tomorrow/after hours or dump?

HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:48:55 2023 No.55671902

>>55671874
i cant get enough of the stuff
>>55671881
microsoft will eventually fade into obscurity once chinese competitors overtake them
by 2030 we wont even talk about microsoft anymore and instead well be talking about chinkoid companies exclusively and we will make fun of anyone long usa

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:49:27 2023 No.55671906 >>55671857 interdasting... thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:49:46 2023 No.55671908 >>55671889 Markets going to sleep at +-0.00% for all indexes. Nighty night stook morket

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:50:22 2023 No.55671914 >>55671828 >>55671874 Fuck you, now I'm hungry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:51:11 2023 No.55671928 steak or McDonalds tonight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:52:00 2023 No.55671935 STOP SELLING! WE PUMP!

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:52:00 2023 No.55671934 >>55671928 get a big mac for 18 dollars (the national average) and then squirt out some sweet baby rays in the box or wrapper to dip in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:52:06 2023 No.55671936 File: 203 KB, 600x600, 1669843407176247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671902 I am already long on china

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:52:22 2023 No.55671938 File: 26 KB, 598x574, 1604126571132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me a good stock tip

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:52:28 2023 No.55671941 >>55671902 no one will ever use a chink OS

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:53:00 2023 No.55671947 >>55671941 you already do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:53:05 2023 No.55671949 File: 2 KB, 340x46, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671928 ramen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:53:19 2023 No.55671952 How many long term investors are there? And how many years took you to be proficient at it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:53:32 2023 No.55671953 >>55671938 Invest in lithium

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:53:34 2023 No.55671954 File: 76 KB, 543x353, 1679427982319833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671938

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:53:56 2023 No.55671956 >>55671902 two more centuries, middle kingdom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:53:59 2023 No.55671957 >>55671947 cope chingchong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:55:20 2023 No.55671967 File: 172 KB, 482x382, 1635898523272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jerome just please take my bussy already I ain't got time for waiting around

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:56:12 2023 No.55671974 So, are we in snap, or do you guys think it can plummet further from here?

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:56:19 2023 No.55671975
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Another day. Left work at noon. Got everything done so I left. It's not like I'm hurting for vacation time or nothing anyway. Stopped at wendy's and got me and the Wife some lunch. My divvy kings KO and VZ beating the annalist expectations and my other divvy stocks holding up good to. Debt on track to be fully paid off by 2026 with a lot of the interest differed for a year so fuck yes I'm rightly in a good mood.

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:56:29 2023 No.55671977 do people still come into fed days expecting volatility? lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:56:35 2023 No.55671978 >>55671952 >And how many years took you to be proficient at it? just buy VOO whenever you have cash, there you're proficient at it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:56:45 2023 No.55671980 File: 582 KB, 707x575, d214f5295107d7b469e016a4313bdf9b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is it even worth it to save for investing if its only max 100 a check

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:56:46 2023 No.55671982 BUY THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANON YOU BOUGHT CALLS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:57:08 2023 No.55671985 >>55671938 buy down sell ^

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:58:44 2023 No.55671996 >>55671978 You expect me to earn average returns? Fuck no, better poor and trying it with small caps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:58:47 2023 No.55671997 >>55671974 It can plummet more. I tried the rebound play last year, got burnt. SNAP is a piece of shit company.

>>	HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP Wed Jul 26 19:58:50 2023 No.55671999 >>55671980 you gotta start somewhere in 10, 20 years, youll be glad you did open an ira and put that hundo a week in that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:59:00 2023 No.55672001 File: 90 KB, 1000x1000, 61bPwC1ikfL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671754 the only choice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:59:03 2023 No.55672003 >>55671980 Anything at all you can save or invest already puts you ahead of 95% of the rest of the population who are retarded and can't even afford a $500 emergency repair on a vehicle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:59:26 2023 No.55672006 >>55671980 Yes. Even doing a little adds up. Time and compounding is your friend. Whenever you get a pay hike increase your contributions a little to juice the compounding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:59:46 2023 No.55672010 >>55671980 Tbh save those to pass a certificate and earn a better job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:00:03 2023 No.55672012 File: 1.06 MB, 1447x2047, __tsukino_mito_and_tsukino_mito_nijisanji_drawn_by_negiponzu__0b939977e3a5f593bf01c7d3ee64418d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:00:03 2023 No.55672013 THE CONSUMER IS RESILIANT! THEY ARE JUST OPTIMIZING THEIR SPEND!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:00:06 2023 No.55672015 >>55671980 yes, even if its not a lot it will put you in the proper mindset. it'll become a game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:00:42 2023 No.55672020 is now a good time to buy chainlink?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:01:02 2023 No.55672026 File: 4 KB, 403x48, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671949 and just like that, i am unheemed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:01:03 2023 No.55672027 File: 159 KB, 852x554, Jeb NASDAQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 >0.12%

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:01:03 2023 No.55672028

>>55671980
I will be blunt with you.
Saving seems like a insurmountable wall, like you will never get those millions. And that is probably true.
But, if you hit a lottery ticket, it can change everything. It is amazing what a 2X-5X can do for your portfolio. If you can pull 6 figs together, you can boomer invest or whatever in VOO and everything will be alright. For now, you have to risk it for the biscuit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:01:09 2023 No.55672029 File: 165 KB, 2360x1800, MV5BNjQ3MjRjYzgtZDI1ZS00NmZmLWE4ZTgtNGFhNWEzYzQwNzRmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTcwODc0MDM@._V1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 +1.11%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:01:19 2023 No.55672032 File: 79 KB, 1876x1200, 1547759511914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671938 Buy indexes and growth stocks, then hold forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:01:27 2023 No.55672034 >>55672012 IM RUINED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:02:07 2023 No.55672039 File: 46 KB, 588x456, Hiden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671352 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:02:16 2023 No.55672045 >>55672012 break even made $100 on google calls then lost it on qqq calls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:02:30 2023 No.55672046 File: 9 KB, 264x378, 1382122716268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 +.64%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:03:11 2023 No.55672050 >>55672012 Down about 0.9% easy come easy go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:03:23 2023 No.55672054 >after 3 years I am almost positive it... it's happening

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:03:45 2023 No.55672058 >>55672012 -0.13 gme and bbbyq

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:03:48 2023 No.55672059 File: 661 KB, 828x828, Cat nice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671938 Don't overleverage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:03:51 2023 No.55672062 File: 92 KB, 777x652, 1600878905764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 +2.98% Thank you based Jerome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:04:37 2023 No.55672069 File: 525 KB, 720x802, 1690141903546228.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 -10%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:04:49 2023 No.55672074 >small caps have been rallying all month this is the only positive indicator moving forward that I can find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:05:14 2023 No.55672078 File: 2.13 MB, 2000x3000, 1689045335948904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 +1.03% >MFW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:05:17 2023 No.55672079 >>55671999 >checked - triple 9's I worry that the gov may borrow my IRA's at some point. reckon they will pay me interest ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:05:49 2023 No.55672086 Today was disappointing. No giga dump crash. Oh well maybe next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:06:22 2023 No.55672091 I'm liquidating my index funds to invest in funko pops

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:06:36 2023 No.55672098 File: 164 KB, 1421x1062, 1689625156898217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:06:40 2023 No.55672100 >>55672012 My portfolio moved a modest 0.20%. My biggest regret today was waking up too late and not selling my TECL x3 Microsoft bags earlier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:07:04 2023 No.55672107 remember when bobos said this was the big one? :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:07:04 2023 No.55672106 File: 79 KB, 1309x914, weresoback.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671736 And just like that. We are back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:07:05 2023 No.55672108 >>55672086 for some reason they want to pump it to record win streak, the last time they did that was 1987 and we had the crash that took down the us rothschild bank

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:07:31 2023 No.55672112 >>55671938 if multiple people are posting about your stock you should consider selling it if there's a general for a stock, you should consider shorting it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:07:57 2023 No.55672118 >>55672112 I'm shorting VTI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:08:05 2023 No.55672122 >>55672107 Two more weeks trust the plan B

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:08:34 2023 No.55672130 >>55671980 all joking aside, a ROTH ira is your friend. no taxes on gains. you pay the tax on deposits up front.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:09:11 2023 No.55672138 >>55672130 what's the difference between Roth Investment and Roth IRA?

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:09:13 2023 No.55672140
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>>55672012
Cash: +$825
Funfolio: +4.23%
Overall: +1.82%

Fantastic day. Closed out my $GOOG position at open and rode hard on some spreads to get some extra scratch during the JPow talk.

Now, I just need $AMZN to pick itself back up and move it. I want to close it out soon and move onto greener pastures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:09:44 2023 No.55672143 File: 58 KB, 657x718, 1668025320312169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yeah, I got mega heemed today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:10:17 2023 No.55672148 File: 1.79 MB, 720x720, 1689462495013711.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671938 If the market cap is over 500 billion then it should be part of your portfolio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:11:00 2023 No.55672157 >>55672012 yesterday and today lost me what I gained a week ago forcing trades never ends well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:11:05 2023 No.55672158 >>55672108 kek I hope we at least get a crash on par with that or Dot Com Bubble popping because of AI memes. Seriously these assholes pumping so much lately are bound to break something this year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:11:10 2023 No.55672160 Does increased oil price mean oil stocks goes up? I noticed my position in BSM has increased the last few days without any real reason for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:11:37 2023 No.55672167 >>55672078 I cant live with the fact that im never gonna put my face between her ass cheeks How the fuck can i cope with this bros? This life time is so meaningless...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:11:47 2023 No.55672168 File: 108 KB, 1337x752, jeanna910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today's FOMC screenshot roundup >Jeanna >>55671133 >>55671182 >>55671295 >Others >>55671424 A low turnout

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:12:01 2023 No.55672172 too late to buy MCD?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:12:39 2023 No.55672178 >>55672012 +0.65% I have terrible timing lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:12:50 2023 No.55672180 >>55672138 idk. terminology ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:13:14 2023 No.55672183 I wish e-trade allowed trading fractional shares and then it would be nearly perfect.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:13:16 2023 No.55672184
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I've finally realized it
Wagies are slowly being phased out, walmart doesn't even have cashiers anymore. The only way to retire is to hold equity in companies that are becoming 90% automated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:13:46 2023 No.55672189 File: 180 KB, 664x598, 1670877093270668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672183

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:27 2023 No.55672195 File: 1.35 MB, 3198x4796, 1676358403855539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672167 >YWN motorboat it after an outdoor show in July

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:28 2023 No.55672196 >>55672189 >he doesn't drip saving up to be jewish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:32 2023 No.55672197 File: 866 KB, 1000x1536, 1689649028636933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672148 Suffocate me with her ASS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:41 2023 No.55672199 >>55672012 +0.83 % today we ball

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:45 2023 No.55672201 >>55672160 BSM is a royalty company so it's entirely based on the future price of oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:52 2023 No.55672203 >>55672183 it does let you. i always sell off fractional shares after divs are paid/stocks rebought because it looks annoying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:15:45 2023 No.55672209 >>55672203 they only let you re-invest dividends as fractional shares, you can't buy fractional shares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:03 2023 No.55672213 File: 103 KB, 576x760, 1651503585902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow is going to be such a bloodbath

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:10 2023 No.55672214
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>>55672184
>The year is 2053
>All of /smg/ either an heroed from BTFOing themselves on bullshit like Cassava or are wildly wealthy from just buying every dip
Being a neoboomer may be comfy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:23 2023 No.55672218
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>>55672160
>Does increased oil price mean oil stocks goes up?
yes. Why wouldn't that be the case?
In fact for oil stocks the effect is compounded because the cost of operations isn't exactly zero. For example, if Oil prices are at a dollar above the cost of business+other expenses per barrel and then goes up another dollar, the oil company is effectively doubling their profit as they are making $2 per barrel instead of $1. A side effect of the cost of production being nonzero.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:25 2023 No.55672219 File: 14 KB, 1199x83, meta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone explain to me how the FUCK zuckerbergs expenses are up 10% after firing half of his employees LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:28 2023 No.55672220 File: 3 KB, 250x245, smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dutch bros shooting up I knew I bought this shitty ass stock for a reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:32 2023 No.55672221 File: 60 KB, 720x960, 1689347748001937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUDDY LOOK AT CHIPOTLE COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:49 2023 No.55672226 >>55672172 What's the outlook? It's been red for a week, are they expectedto do bad on earnings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:16:57 2023 No.55672227 File: 224 KB, 472x420, 1682715077787893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672195 Why even life

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:17:09 2023 No.55672231

>>55672203
>>55672209
meaning I just want to allocate percentages of my portfolio to certain securities and for it to be automatically invested as those percentages when I fund my account, get kind of tired of manually doing/adjusting everything to get the right weight ratios.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:17:45 2023 No.55672235
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>>55672184
>walmart doesn't even have cashiers anymore
I love stealing from Walmart. I'm not poor or anything, but it's for the thrill. My dopamine receptors are fucked from options trading. I got a couple of ribeyes that I'll be cooking later this week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:17:45 2023 No.55672236 >>55672138 >>55672138 >Roth Investment not familiar with but ROTH 401(K) vs Roth IRA https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/063015/roth-401k-vs-roth-ira-one-better.asp

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:18:52 2023 No.55672244

>>55672138
In a Roth IRA, you contribute after-tax dollars, meaning you pay taxes on the money you contribute upfront. However, when you withdraw the money in retirement, you won't have to pay any taxes on it, including any investment gains.
Roth Investments are the asset holdings within a Roth IRA account.

For added context: in a traditional IRA, you contribute pre-tax dollars, meaning you don't pay taxes on the money you contribute. However, when you withdraw the money in retirement, you will have to pay taxes on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:20:25 2023 No.55672258 >>55672218 But would not higher oil price lead to lower demand as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:21:10 2023 No.55672268 >>55672244 So in which one does the uncle sam gain the less?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:21:29 2023 No.55672272 File: 2.69 MB, 544x960, 1690312188149071.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672213 2 more weekarinos

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:21:45 2023 No.55672275 >>55672219 Jujutsu classes are expensive these days

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:21:50 2023 No.55672276

>>55672184
Just WTF is high school kids, college kids, or some dude just wanting to earn some extra easy green supposed to do if WMT or other like minded places do away with a lot of the jobs? I mean hell fast food places aren't exactly expanding like mad you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:22:31 2023 No.55672285 >>55671754 tetley if your teabag's not round you're doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:22:36 2023 No.55672286 File: 110 KB, 300x300, ece15624-245a-4ec2-819e-bad613613ac8-profile_image-300x300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672268 >He thinks the government gets less of a cut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:22:55 2023 No.55672288 File: 2.81 MB, 576x1024, 1690297832511269.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672272 GIWTWM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:22:57 2023 No.55672289 >>55672244 >Roth Investments are the asset holdings within a Roth IRA account thank you fren. I was struggling with investments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:23:28 2023 No.55672296 >>55672276 Gig economy. Already happening. They give you jobs that aren't jobs and have no rights. Disposable humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:23:33 2023 No.55672297 >>55672148 >>55672197 >>55672235 who dis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:23:44 2023 No.55672299 >>55672258 Oil prices are inelastic. Demand only really goes down during a recession.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:23:53 2023 No.55672302 File: 1.96 MB, 498x213, austin-powers-why.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:02 2023 No.55672309 >>55672268 In general, fewer taxes would be owed on a Roth IRA account because you pay taxes upfront on the contributions, so the money grows tax-free and you don't have to pay taxes on the withdrawals in retirement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:23 2023 No.55672314 >>55672297 J Pow's secret mistress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:24 2023 No.55672315

>>55672268
Easy; the one where you pay tax now. Cause for damn sure taxes on shat will be higher in 30 years than they are now. See inflation; costs are crazy now. Today's insane prices are nothing compared to the madness that awaits you in your old age. Ex: Be prepared to drop 200k to fund one kid's college education.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:33 2023 No.55672316 >>55672276 die (not you, that's the answer)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:34 2023 No.55672317 >>55672236 Imagine not funnelling half your income into a Roth 401k to then later funnel into your Roth IRA to then gamble on LETFs until you die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:39 2023 No.55672319 File: 25 KB, 257x370, 1685591185531619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672012 >>55672046 Check that I'm now up over 1% in AH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:52 2023 No.55672321 >>55672297 What are you, a zoomer? That's Alizée, she's a French pop star from like 20 years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:26:05 2023 No.55672324 >>55672276 In Sweden it's super hard to get a part time job, kids don't really earn any money until they graduate university.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:26:24 2023 No.55672326 >>55672285 2nd this. Me and the Wife both like this brand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:26:34 2023 No.55672329 >alize i want to go back granted there would be some other steps, but going back would be the first

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:26:35 2023 No.55672330 File: 125 KB, 576x760, 1651503836851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672272 Can't wait

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:26:38 2023 No.55672331 >>55672258 They are not cutting back on selling barrels as prices go up anon. You are putting the cart before the horse here. Unless you are OPEC and acting as the global swing producer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:26:49 2023 No.55672333 >meta wtfwt?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:27:15 2023 No.55672337 >>55672288 de aroma y cocoa con boota

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:27:22 2023 No.55672341 File: 198 KB, 924x616, 1674159094821125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672314 That's Lael, anon.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:27:39 2023 No.55672343
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>Wanted to long META
didn't have the balls to do it
>Wanted to long Enovix
didn't have the balls to do it
>Wanted to short Chipotle
didn't have the balls to do it

Once I doubled my portfolio in a week. Idk what happened, but I might have low T levels. I unironically would have done a +200% last earnings season, but little guy is afraid of buying/shorting stocks. I fucking hate it. How do I get over this fear?

>>55672297
Alizée

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:27:41 2023 No.55672345 >>55672272 what a waste of a good burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:27:52 2023 No.55672346 i get blown out of every option contract i take no matter the direction and date, this is the juden signalling me to just put everything into my boomer etf and check back in 20 years

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:28:31 2023 No.55672348 File: 62 KB, 473x389, 1673744255047943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672345 ....who says it's not still edible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:28:38 2023 No.55672350 >>55672299 Ok, i should buy more oil stocks, seems like oil price will always go up and down in cycles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:29:02 2023 No.55672356 >>55672343 I'd type out that Dune quote, but I'm too lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:29:11 2023 No.55672359 >>55672343 You may have missed the ENVX long pump, but you're just in time for the short back down to zero

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:29:20 2023 No.55672361 >>55672343 >low T levels Thats a good thing, T is a terrible stock :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:29:45 2023 No.55672365 >>55672346 I bet you’re going like 1 month out max lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:31:22 2023 No.55672374 >>55672346 Try LEAPS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:31:47 2023 No.55672379 I have doubts that I will be alive at 59 1/2 so have never set up a roth IRA or 401k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:31:52 2023 No.55672381 >>55671367 the fact that interest rates keep going higher is the reason stocks go up. go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:32:41 2023 No.55672391 >>55672365 3-4 months is what i've been doing >>55672374 when my core boomer portfolio is more built up thats what im planning on doing, getting my fun with options just with leaps

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:32:48 2023 No.55672394

>>55672331
Ok, my noob brain thought it'd be like:
Oil price goes up
Industrial has to increase their prices
Consumption goes down
Industrial buys less oil.

Ok, Putin will for sure try to fuck with the oil price this winter so hopefully i can make a buck then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:32:54 2023 No.55672395 >>55672197 almost perfect. more original aquanet would make it perfect. Lornamead bought the brand in 2006 and now we have no more big hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:33:03 2023 No.55672397 >>55672346 Trade spy you nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:34:41 2023 No.55672411 >>55672379 It's a hedge for in case you do, you can withdrawal early at a stiff tax penatly though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:34:47 2023 No.55672412 File: 1.16 MB, 640x961, lmr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lena bros ww@

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:35:19 2023 No.55672416 > found out my 401k to Ira rollover has just been sitting uninvested for the past month Make sure to sure to check for any extra short-term cash folks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:35:55 2023 No.55672418 >>55672348 he was talking about her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:35:56 2023 No.55672420 >>55672001 Based earl grey bro. The patrician choice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:36:43 2023 No.55672428 File: 29 KB, 602x459, 21205541-15886178102785442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672346 >just put everything into my boomer etf and check back in 20 years He's finally starting to get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:37:22 2023 No.55672433 >>55671902 Chinese are just not good enough. Sorry

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:37:23 2023 No.55672434
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>>55672346
Maybe stop buying ATM with less than 30DTE. Use for leverage instead. So if the stock price is $100 then buy a $50 call/put for 2x leverage. Which will be deep ITM and replicates the underlying stock position. You can attach a collar or protective put to the position if you're worried about losses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:37:55 2023 No.55672435 >>55672001 its my bulk tea supplier of choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:38:22 2023 No.55672438 >>55672356 fear has passed over you etc etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:38:55 2023 No.55672442 >>55672411 >If you want to withdraw earnings before the age of 59½, though, you must have had your Roth IRA account for five years in order to avoid income taxes and a 10 percent additional penalty. This is known as the five-year rule.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:39:19 2023 No.55672447 >>55672411 Your 401k I believe you can tap to help you buy a house at no early withdraw penalty though. Just have to pay the tax bracket for that income.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:40:00 2023 No.55672453

>>55672447
>However, IRS rules do allow you to withdraw up to $10,000 of Roth IRA earnings to help with the purchase (or build) of a first home. (Note: Only a first home.) If your Roth IRA is less than five years old, you can still withdraw up to $10,000 in earnings for a home purchase without the penalty, but you will pay income taxes on the amount. This $10,000 exclusion is a lifetime limit, so you can’t do it more than once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:40:43 2023 No.55672462 >>55672183 >>55672196 If you hold fractional shares you don't own the shares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:41:25 2023 No.55672469 >>55672462 if you don't hold the physical paper shares you don't own the shares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:42:07 2023 No.55672476 File: 110 KB, 1178x1084, IMG_1165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55671938

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:42:29 2023 No.55672479
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>META once again proving "high" rates are irrelevant for big tech that has its arse loaded up on ZIRP
Bears are getting relentlessly bullied this year and I love it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:44:24 2023 No.55672490 File: 57 KB, 570x559, 1535899507884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672361 shut your whore mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:51:26 2023 No.55672544 >>55672379 >I have doubts I though that about making it to 2000. Wish I started contributing to my IRAs ( Roth and Traditional) earlier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:54:34 2023 No.55672560 >>55672469 Legally you own the shares held by your broker on your behalf. With fractional shares you only maybe own the shares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:55:40 2023 No.55672569 >>55672479 Earnings was good but they forecast higher costs next year and declined to forecast revenue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:55:46 2023 No.55672570 File: 213 KB, 1996x1069, 1660042637220173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So it's official? The soft landing is here and we're in a bull market right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:57:47 2023 No.55672577 >>55672453 Good luck buying your first home with 10k

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:58:16 2023 No.55672582 >>55671341 punchable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:59:04 2023 No.55672590 >>55672453 I mean, this was probably cool when down payments were like $15k.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:00:34 2023 No.55672606 >>55672453 you can withdraw principal penalty free

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:02:11 2023 No.55672617

>>55672350
If you want to. The US has been trying as hard as possible to keep oil down and OPEC has been fighting to raise it due to recession fears. It’s not far off to assume oil will go up since strategic reserves are a finite resource and can’t lower oil prices forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:02:29 2023 No.55672621 spotify and budweiser link up need it or keep it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:03:12 2023 No.55672628 File: 294 KB, 856x993, 1686002573190187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672621 >Paying to get AIDS streamed directly to your earholes Neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:04:07 2023 No.55672634 >>55672628 >has a doodle tat get that thot away from me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:04:33 2023 No.55672637 >>55672453 >$10,000 of Roth IRA earnings I have read but do not understand that section. Is that referencing earnings and deposits or only earnings ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:04:48 2023 No.55672641 File: 87 KB, 225x294, 1680113149858377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672634 It's the golden ratio you swine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:04:52 2023 No.55672642 File: 49 KB, 720x1006, cuteanimegirl_32687b33_1625024824295_sc_cmprsd_40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ASMB stock ladies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:05:19 2023 No.55672644 >>55672628 whats the tat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:05:41 2023 No.55672646 >>55672628 Time to invest in cosmetic surgery companies... because she definitely needs implants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:06:32 2023 No.55672653 File: 12 KB, 1024x648, Ratio-1024x648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672644 Probably to represent how perfect she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:10:52 2023 No.55672685 >TUP up agian today. did not bite or look at today's options

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:12:35 2023 No.55672703 >>55672685 im not even look at it because I let /biz/ fud me out of it at around a buck fuck you /biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:13:01 2023 No.55672707 >>55672646 Or she can just stop wearing boobie shirts with no boobies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:13:19 2023 No.55672710 how long until housing market correction? we already had our lehman moment but they bailed that shit out so quick it didnt even matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:13:20 2023 No.55672711 >>55672570 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:13:48 2023 No.55672715 >>55672685 >TUP Uh we're all Pyrex glass chads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:16:29 2023 No.55672736 >>55672476 3rd panel ruins the meme. What's with these retarded zoomers where everything needs to be labeled unironically like a Ben Garrison comic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:16:30 2023 No.55672737 >>55672653 I thought so. Theres what looks like a coordinate grid, but the left end looks straight not curved but that could be the line bending over the curve of her arm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:17:06 2023 No.55672745 >>55672710 There will be no more crashes, corporate banking is now one with the state.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:17:32 2023 No.55672747 I'm buying DISH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:17:42 2023 No.55672748 Kek talk about dumb. Someone's passing out fake money clearly gotten from a movie production.https://www.lex18.com/news/stanford-police-department-warns-of-counterfeit-money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:20:08 2023 No.55672773 >>55672747 a man of taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:21:12 2023 No.55672782 >>55672745 considering theres no fractional reserve requirements anymore...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:22:55 2023 No.55672800 File: 2.29 MB, 527x421, 1655139343269.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672321 Id be a smart zoomer lurking /smg/ no, im a man that doesn't listen to pop music

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:25:35 2023 No.55672816 File: 4 KB, 135x101, proxy-image(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672641 Ink on her skin? More like, belongs in the bin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:31:58 2023 No.55672860 >>55672747 Can someone explain why? Classic buy the rumor sell the news. Why would anyone buy this? Any DD on their earnings call or just following retards on Reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:34:30 2023 No.55672885 new bread >>55672878 >>55672878 >>55672878

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:35:02 2023 No.55672891 File: 1.02 MB, 576x1024, 1681845728100222.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55672646 She's perfect as is, chud (her sister and mom aren't bad either)

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:37:55 2023 No.55672910

>>55672860
Amazon is launching satellites into orbit. In quest to give internet access to areas who can't get it via other means. Enter Dish. Why would amazon do the nitty gritty work of being an ISP when they can do a deal and let DISH handle that end of it. Amazon has the hardware. DISH has the software.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 21:46:40 2023 No.55672990 >>55672628 Are you talking about Spotify or Budweiser?

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