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>black guys watching literal porn in the break room at work
>they show me video of girl doing weird spin moves
>I say "i'd be scared of her snapping my dick"
>one of them says that's weird bro
How the fuck am I the weird one in this situation?

>> No.55663688

>>55663678
Hi devilish poster you're really fucking lazy and uninspired
kys promptly mods

>> No.55663692

>>55663678
talking to a black person at work makes you weird, for sure.

>> No.55663758

>>55663678
you're supposed to say something funny in that situation

>> No.55664174

>>55663678
Most black guys are incels and assume porn is real.

>> No.55664211

>>55664174
>Most black guys are incels and assume porn is real.

This but include beans

>> No.55664218

>>55663678
because only incels have weak dicks that might snap

>> No.55664361

>>55663758
I think op attempted humour with his response

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>>55663678
>working with black people

NGMI.

>> No.55664432

>>55663688
lol the schizo's back, I'm gangstalking you btw

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55666596

>>55663678
next time tell them you're a fan of naruto or dragon ball, for some reason every nigga is a fan of that shit, and I speak from experience lmao

>> No.55666652

>>55663678
They're lowkey dissing you, you dumbass. If you weren't an autist, you would pick this up that they're lowkey calling you weird.

>> No.55666799

>>55663678
Imagine working with niggers. Kek.

>> No.55666861

Ayo white boi you weird.

>> No.55666866

>>55663678
I don't think it was the comment you made. It's just that you're probably a little weird and they're just telling you. But yeah be careful when girls start doing crazy moves on your dick because I ended up breaking mine when a girl was doing these huge squats on me one time and when she went back down her pussy landed on the underside of my dick and ended up snapping it where it was like a 45 degree angle. Worst pain i've ever felt in my life

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>>55663758
peon spotted.
OP you are suppose to berate them and make fun of them for watching PORN and being beta. it's obv they sensed you are little bitch and they are right because you cared so much you made this post

>> No.55667743

>>55663678
Not one correct answer here. You should go to HR and tell them the story and that it has basically traumatized you and you aren’t sure what to do but suddenly are getting panic attacks every time you think about working. Make sure you record the conversation with them with your phone so there’s a record of it happening.

Then go to a lawyer. You will tell the lawyer the same story. They will help you sue the company and you’ll walk away with at least 6 if not 7-8 figures depending on the size of the company.

You lucked out, congrats anon

>> No.55667757

>>55667743
black people, especially black women, are literally incapable of getting in trouble at workplaces

>> No.55667840

What you said was fine you just have to say it in a more personable and charismatic way. You probably said it really awkwardly in a montone voice while signalling how uncomfortable you were with body language

>> No.55667904

>>55663678
Wrong delivery. “Aaaayo looks like that girl can snap a dick off know what I’m saying?” would have gone over better.

>> No.55667917

>>55663678
>trashy niggers
>breakroom
You’ve got a shitty job don’t you

>> No.55668093

>>55663678
i don't talk or interact with zoomers. i have nothing in common with them. regardless of what color they are they all seem to act like niggers.

>> No.55668106

>>55667757
You don’t need them to get in trouble you merely need to have had the event happen. Suing your workplace is not about getting other people in trouble, it’s about you getting your payout.

>> No.55668139

>>55668093
true

>> No.55669471

>>55663678
>I may be weird, but at least I'm not a nigger
Had your chance and blew it, OP.

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>>55668093
>zoomers
bet big mad boujee bouta booty bop bread
bus cancelled cap catch these hands clapback
clout deadass DM drag drip
extra facts senpai finesse finna fire fit flex fr
GOAT ghost glo-up go off
gucci hangry kicks
took an L lewk lit
little mad live your best life
lowkey mood no cap okurrr oof
on god periodT kween
salty savage sending me shade
shook simp sis slaps
slay snacc snatched stan
suh sus swole what's the tea
thicc thirst trap thirsty
this aint it chief
trollin tryna weird flex but okay
whip wig woke YAAAAAS
yeet yeet yikes yoink

they're all mulattos

>> No.55669698

>>55667757
Youre not getting black people in trouble, youre getting the company that hired them in trouble. Not your problem. If the company wants to slap them on the wrist after a losing a huge lawsuit, thats their problem.

>> No.55669859

>>55663678
those guys sound based