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Which /biz/ anons made it into her diary?

>> No.55663589

>>55663558
Her Tumbl was public for the longest. Wait, did they mean like a physical, written diary? Is she perpetually a 12 year-old? Who just happened to be named head of a quant fund?

>> No.55663591

>>55663558
imagine, getting into relationship and fucking with your coworker 3/10 girl. I know SBF is young, but normally you don't shit where you eat.

>> No.55663613

>>55663591
They stole that money together. They can pretend they lost it with fake paperwork it's no problem. A fake diary is part of the scam.

>> No.55663637

Imagine the weasel tales

>> No.55663657
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55663657

>>55663558

>> No.55663742

>>55663657
Holy kek you broke that weasel. Is it bad that I feel bad about her? Not attracted sexually/romantically just can feel her pain in those posts.

>> No.55663779

>>55663742
bruh she literally is getting off on it in those posts. you can tell she is fetishizing her degradation/dehumanization

>> No.55663788

>>55663742
Her tribe is incapable of Human empathy, don't feel bad for her because she definitely doesn't feel bad for herself.

>> No.55663795

>>55663558
She is so cute
I hope she will be free and get a good paying job

>> No.55663798

Not only that, her 6 million shekels is more money than you'll ever have in your lifetime. Her guru has about 2 billion alone, stolen.

>> No.55663808

>>55663795
Yes, I want them all to be free. I will drive her light out of that meat sack and leave it cold and useless.

>> No.55663858

>>55663591
I guess even though Sam was extremely wealthy, he still had a beta-mindset. He knew, deep down, he wasn't worthy of truly beautiful women.

>> No.55664182

>>55663779
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>> No.55664553
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55664553

>>55664182
You made it in her diary

>> No.55664605

>>55664553
Don't let your memes be dreams.

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>>55663558
shes so cute i really don't get all the hate toward her physics, i would hug and cuddle her all day long

>> No.55665985

>>55665974

i would tie her up in the basement and throttle her neck while feeding her insects, but you do you

>> No.55666142

>>55665974
bitch looks like woody allen

>> No.55666254

>>55663591
For SBF, the weasel was
A) connected to big Democrats
B) trustworthy/naive/evil enough to join him in his ponzi scheme. He needed someone like that as fake head of alamada

I think he is surprised by her backstabbing him.

>> No.55666269

>>55663558
>>55663657
is there any proof it was actually her