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>> No.55662631
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look at the orb

>> No.55662636
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Raytheon.

>> No.55662642
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Spotify go down more you piece of shit

>> No.55662644

>>55662631
Two sex bots please

>> No.55662645

>>55662616
Jesus, I forgot about this clown's existence since the FTX bs. He was fine when I was doing everything to learn finance and etc. but I disagree with him so much now in these days.

>> No.55662654 [DELETED] 
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It's not a bank take-over. Its a (((banc take-under™)))

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>>55662616
The great bobo holocaust of 2023 has been fun to watch.

>> No.55662689

>>55662616
It’s comical how many retards made it off of leveraging real estate

>> No.55662690
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BOIL
KOLD
UNG

>> No.55662711
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>>55662689
If you think that was funny, just wait until you see how many get shrekt leveraging real state.

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>>55662689
There's a lot of dumb money out there. You know the saying, a fool and their money will be parted.

>> No.55662721
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Just did 18 miles on the bike and a 2 mile hike. I am getting stronger. Might want to invest in some dental dams because all of your bussies are on notice.

>> No.55662725

what kind of virgin owns a google pixel

>> No.55662728
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>there are niggas right now thnking they are buying a dip on MSFT

>> No.55662734

>>55662725
Only person I know is a pajeet lol

>> No.55662736
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fuck you

>> No.55662742
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>>55662721
KICK ASS, keep that shit up, based

>> No.55662744

>>55662725
I use a $200 Google stylus phone. Spending large sums of money on a phone is for faggots.

>> No.55662753

PACW today was interesting. I still have no idea what's going on and what the buyout price should be

>> No.55662758

>>55662721
Good man, fagman tendencies aside.

>> No.55662762

the consumer is not slowing. they are just (((optimizing their spend)))

>> No.55662768

>>55662689
I don't even know what leveraging real estate is

>> No.55662775

>>55662725
I have one that was given to me. What kind of retard spends money on phones?

>> No.55662779

>>55662742
>>55662758
Thanks, I'm thoroughly tired after that. Going to kick back, have some beers, and play some poker.

>> No.55662782
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Another day. Got my 12k credit card approved. Got it all figured out that by 2025/2026 all my debt relating to credit cards and personal loan will be fully paid off. That's not bad. Halfway through 23 already after all. And still tossing money into savings and retirement,etc the whole time I'm doing it.

>> No.55662784

>>55662768
I assume he's talking about HELOC boomer landlords

>> No.55662786

>>55662753
I think its around 12-13 but with that high short interest its probably its going to go much higher

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>>55662768
>Buy one house
>Use the money/"equity" you own in the house to buy another house
>Repeat
>???
>Profit?

>> No.55662795

(((in constant currency)))

>> No.55662801
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>>55662616
The Youtube thumbnail guy is probably thinking
>I am not going to baghold these puts and shorts!
>The market will crash in two more weeks! Trust me, it will crash! Sell everything!
>I need to recoup my losses.

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>>55662616
>>55662801
Bears are so insecure they need to artificially cause panic with clickbait video titles and misrepresented news. They're afraid, and they should be.
The market WILL do a full recovery and there's nothing they can do about it.

>> No.55662836

>>55662787
ah okay, thanks for the explanation
was expecting to be called retard and other derogatory names

>> No.55662838

>>55662616
I just bought calls today I'll be livid if this fag is a contract signal

>> No.55662845
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>>55662836
I do that some days.

>> No.55662875

>it takes communist china levels of state media control and online astroturfing to keep this decrepit finanancial system alive

>> No.55662931

I just wanted to thank that one DISH shill who wrote huge walls of text and then sold out for a 7% gain.
Thanks to all the bagholders bailing as momentum failed in that first bounce a few weeks ago, I got a 2nd chance to load up in the low $6s . Sitting on comfy 20% gains now as the good news just keeps flowing in.

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>>55662616
When's AMD gonna go to 1T?

>> No.55662958

>>55662875
Do you realize we're in a Fed market? The mind control was used to keep the system dumping too. What the fuck do you think that vax bullshit scare was for. It was market makers taking lots of profit because there's proof Susquehanna bought puts right before the Covid hit and that Covid mind control brainwashing was capitalized on.

The mind control is used on the way down. And back on the way up.You're so naive. And only think emotionally. Be objective.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

>> No.55662990

>>55662958
>living in a corrupt police state is a good thing, bro

>> No.55663001

Uh well those drugs people take to lose weight that were originally for diabetes may not be such a silver bullet after all.. https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/25/health/weight-loss-diabetes-drugs-gastroparesis/index.html

>> No.55663015

>>55662875
Cope, the market is unironically healthy.

>> No.55663028

>>55662990
I never said it was a good think. I only use concrete padding with aluminum on my house and generally try to avoid most mainstream media consumption. All my vendors are through PSQH. Vendor for patriots and conservatives who are not anti-White.

>> No.55663034

>>55662990
We live in a free market democracy.

>> No.55663035

and there it is. bobo finally died.

>> No.55663044
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>>55662875
>inflation is down to 3%
>unemployment down to 3.6%
>market rebounding consistently for the last 5 months

>chuds still insist civilization itself will collapse any day now

>> No.55663048

GOOGL fucking mooning baby !! And that's why you ignore stupid crap like QQQ rebalancing, short term noise "overbought TA" bullshit and you handz impenetrable fortresses.

MSFT had beats all around, already recovering.

Sorry Pajama Bers. No bloodbath in 2Q. Time to move the goalposts again !

Stay Humble

Stay Hungry

DCA is Da Wae

>> No.55663052

>>55663001
I know 3 different people on Ozempic. One of em got it prescribed by her nutritionist. God knows what else it's doing to them aside from the stuff mentioned in the article you linked, but hey they can eat like shit and don't have to exercise.

>> No.55663053

>>55663034
>t. paid shill army

>> No.55663057

>snap
>spot

>> No.55663059

411.08B.

That is the market cap of SPY . Most of our entire economy is 400 Billion Dollars.

All of these companies are mostly MSM cattle who will subscribe to actual deep state levels of brainwashing covenants. But not smaller companies like PSQH.

>> No.55663061

AAAAAAAAH BLITZCRASH

>> No.55663071

The Baboon Runs Out Of His Cave. He Feels Safe. VIX.

>> No.55663073

>>55662787
I am going to ask you again to stop fucking posting this.That post was for a specific group of people when the internet was a completely different place. The jeets scammers zoomers and tourist normies who browse this board do not deserve the fucking cheat code.

>> No.55663076

>>55663044
Two
More
Weeks

>> No.55663082

>>55663053
Explain how being bullish is shilling.

>> No.55663095

>>55663082
You've admitted to being a shill multiple times.

>> No.55663107
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>>55663073
Oh relax these fools don't even know what leverage is. Here's the REAL cheat code for dummies.

>> No.55663108

>>55663095
Interesting gaslighting attempt, but untrue. I admitted to having no morals, these things are different.

>> No.55663111
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i just bought a new 32" smart tv for $79. deflation might be upon us.

>> No.55663112

>>55663071
More importantly, where are all the chimpanzees?
And the apes...?

>> No.55663126

>>55663044
>>unemployment down to 3.6%
You can't actually believe that millions of Black and Mexican Americans getting paid $20/hour means that the economy is good. The local Jack in the Box employee being employed is not a sign that the stock market will go up?

>> No.55663127

>>55663111
>32"
Why did you buy a TV for poverty-tier ants?

>> No.55663132

>>55663127
Maybe he's using it as a monitor

>> No.55663134

yo my niggas where the goog bros at haha we eatin good

>> No.55663135

>>55663112
Shut the fuck up. I am sick of shitheads like you trying to make stupid jokes about the fact that no one is hedged. VIX is low

And you're making bullshit jokes.

>> No.55663137

>>55663108
You admitted to using multiple IPs and sockpuppet shill personas right here: https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

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>>55663127
it's for my kitchen

>> No.55663139

And MSFT just fell off a cliff

>> No.55663148

>>55663137
Using multiple names doesn't imply a shill, you still have yet to prove your claims, chud.

>> No.55663151

>>55663127
He might use it as a monitor? For charts?

>> No.55663153

>>55662616
I can’t believe that asshole is still around.

Anyone who took a FTX sponsor should be ostracized. Him and that fat Indian game guy.

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> -3%

This is only the beginning mumus

>> No.55663162

It's over. MSFT has fallen.

>> No.55663164

>>55663148
I already have. You got caught samefagging in that thread when you forgot to switch IPs, and you deleted your posts out of embarrassment.

>> No.55663167

>msft red and google green
So uhhhhh do we pump or dump tomorrow???

>> No.55663173

>>55663111
This is funny because I remember seeing the same size TVs on sale for $98 at Walmart and thinking to myself (what the fuck?)
Apparently it was my pricing sense that was off

>> No.55663183

>>55663164
To prove I am a shill you will need to present evidence of my paychecks or other compensation. Oh what's that? You can't provide the evidence, then I win.

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>>55663173
In all seriousness, I'm getting a ton of 20% off coupon type emails lately. Something's rotten in the absolute state of this economy.

>> No.55663205

>>55663193
This is literally normal, you're only paying extra attention to it because you have a political bias against the current administration. Correlation doesn't equal causation.

>> No.55663206

>>55663183
Okay shill.

>> No.55663207

Notice how one of the fuckers in this thread who has 1 post by his ID is always posting with the similar fucking ID format. It's the one they used for Sector 5 MIS clearance.

It's fucking hilarious how no one catches one because this is the dredge of the internet and they're all testing things on us. Even in the stock market general. Experimental behavior testing. Brainwashing response testing.

>> No.55663216

>>55663139
Kek - wonder what they said?

>> No.55663221

>>55663207
Meds, now!

>> No.55663223

>>55663135
It's not a joke. Courts ruled that APEs are not AMCs. Pretty sure some arb funds got blown the fuck out on that one, although we all know that in the end both castes will converge (at zero).

>> No.55663227

>>55663205
I don't even know who the President is right now. Fillmore? McKinley?

>> No.55663229

>>55663173
Still $100 for a 32" tv is nuts. I can remember when that would cost $1000 and 32" was considered decent sized. (Blu-ray player would cost you another 1,000).

>> No.55663233

>>55663167
Roll the dice bro

>> No.55663238

>>55663221
Your schtick is fucking old and your bullshit is not working. Try another experimental group.
>>55663223
Yes, Aristides Capital of all hedge funds went long on APE and short on AMC. Essentially a capital structure arbitrage but APE was given out as a dividend so the mark to market taxes were strange.

>> No.55663245

Now why is the DAX dropping when MSFT is dropping and dragging FAANG AND S&P down? Fuckin global ponzi algoshitmarket.

>> No.55663250

>>55663227
I can't say his name because the chudlet janny tends to ban when hes mentioned, even when the rest of the post relates to the economy.

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>>55663221
I am curious myself how much you get paid to shill swedecuck? Can you make an honest living doing it?

>> No.55663268

>>55663260
Did you ever read that article about the stopped trains?

>> No.55663278

>>55663260
I do it for free.

>> No.55663279

>>55662734
He redeemed his Google cards

>> No.55663293

>>55663229
ANd fuckin PHONES, and I'm looking at the IPHONE still are +1-2k. (1800 Euro is the 14max or what it is called in the EU apple store). WHO THE FUCK BUYS THAT?

>> No.55663298

>>55663268
Yes and it put me at ease that others suffer as I do
>>55663278
Well that's a shame.

>> No.55663305

>>55663250
Stop trying to baitpost with fucking politics. Do not mention that fucking fraudulent president. Not mine. I buy PSQH and short TGT.

>> No.55663306

>>55663126
The economy is driven by consumer spending. More poorfags getting a paycheck every week means Jamal can afford to spend $500 on sneakers and Newports that he otherwise wouldn't have bought.
You should hold off on posting here until you start your 9th grade economics class.

More importantly, the unemployment rate is a big determining factor in how well people think the economy is going.
Lower unemployment = higher investor confidence = gainz

>> No.55663309

>>55663260
He does it, for free.

>> No.55663310

>>55663260
stp replying to him you apes

>> No.55663313
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Oil bros.......... It feels good to be back

Insharla

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>>55663309
How does doing it for free impact inflation?

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Do I get them

>> No.55663334

>>55663229
Because 1080p and 60hz is cheap as fuck to make now stupid. 4K native plus 120hz is too expensive still for a 70 inch tv.

>> No.55663337

>>55663313
Bought some fresh oil paints with my oil divvies today.
Swimming in oil.

>> No.55663339

>>55663298
>Yes and it put me at ease that others suffer as I do
Well not just that. Since you're interested in shorting the railroad company that longed you all the way to zero, you should open a short position and then lobby your congressman to make trains blocking road crossings illegal, and heavily fined. Railroad companies are lazy and poorly managed, they'll all get fined into bankruptcy if you can pull that off

>> No.55663342

Be honest, who here bought MSFT calls?

>> No.55663349
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>>55663333
Well, I guess that's that. Fuck the moon, we're off to Alpha Centauri.

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man i gotta make some money, how do i stop being a bum so i can acquire stock like a real modern boy

>> No.55663357

>>55663306
>You should hold off on posting here until you start your 9th grade economics class.
This is how I can tell you know nothing about stocks and our financial systems. Anyone who pays attention to that bullshit brainwashing in school and actually believes the brainwashing is bound to lose money.

>> No.55663362

>>55663323
Technically it qualifies as a barter transaction, and is thusly a taxable event. For more info see these faqs:
https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc420

As for what goods and "services" are actually being exchanged. Your guess is as good as mine.

>> No.55663365

>>55663342
I did. Sufficiently heemed. I have 38 days to recover

>> No.55663368
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>>55663353
Open a terminal and get crackin'

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>>55663333

>> No.55663381

>>55663310
I welcome all posters, shameless shills, cucks, and all. If everyone here were organic, it would be a real bore. People hate baggot, but baggot is a necessary evil to keep this place interesting
>>55663339
Maybe it's time I take on big train myself.

>> No.55663383

>>55663365
At least you are honest, you certainly aren't the only one here.

>> No.55663390

>>55662645
not him but the China collapse videos are my favorite. any day now

>> No.55663393

>>55663365
I don't know why you would buy MSFT after what they're doing to American jobs.

>> No.55663399

>>55663365
pro tip after a company gains nearly a trillion dollars in 6 months dont buy calls

>> No.55663403

>>55663399
>He doesn't know about AI

>> No.55663407
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America's warriors are prepared to defend our nation using the full range of our unmatched capabilities.
https://youtu.be/-OeJhFDTdJU

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>>55663357
You should've stayed in school, anon. There's a reason Wall Street only hires college graduates.

>> No.55663425

>>55663411
Wall Street doesn't hire college graduates. They only hire Jews through nepotism or minorities as desk jockeys. You have been mislead. Most hedge funds lose money because they are academics with college degrees from college programs full of Jews and Pajeets

>> No.55663426

Crude oil inventories are up
It's over for oilbros

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>>55663407
>Got BTFO on RTX today
>After close an F-16 rips overhead and makes me think of Pratt & Whitney

>> No.55663443

>>55663393
Because /SMG is shilling it constantly.

>> No.55663447
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I've been noticing the weaker stocks either are dividend baits or their companies are lawsuit magnets. Just a thought, look at your big cap market movers like meta or nvda. Shit goes up just cause meta owns the internet and no gaymur mass lawsuit is going to happen over anime girl AI generator chips. 3M is infinitely more valuable to society then zucc or elons wank projects but its too easy a lawyer target. Shit just invest in companies that have corporate law immunity or are too small to matter.

>> No.55663451

>>55663411
Good fucking gains dude. Was that from this year or all time?

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>>55663383
Thanks
>>55663393
Because I'm greedy and if MSFT or any other company their size wants growth they have to do that. It's the price for living here and having what we have
>>55663399
Checked and heard

>> No.55663460

>>55663443
>>55663453
/smg/ buys shitty companies run by Indian shitskins like MSTF, GOOG, AAPL, NVDA, IBM, etc

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>>55662931
GET IT DISH BRO
Up 8% for the day and 40% for the month
/smg/ will still pretend it doesn't exist

>> No.55663519

>>55663411
I think that guy Anton Kreil was recruited out of high school but he was kind of a savant. He runs his business but he seems like he kind of trades for fun now.

I don't know, I don't want to work at any Wall Street firms, but I think it's cool for amateur traders to maybe join a local capital group. Might go nowhere but you learn some stuff trade with others. This is all conjecture. But the right knowledge is out there and somehow I doubt you have to pay for it.

>> No.55663532

>>55663519
ive been shitposting this entire thread but unironically anton kreil is a fucking scammer. he got kicked out of Goldman Sachs for losing too much money. He sells a lifestyle, not an actual education.

>> No.55663535

/smg/ has managed to predict the last 2,731 of 3 crashes.

>> No.55663550

>>55663447
They will if AI ever starts to encroach on the jew empire (music and film industry)

>> No.55663562

>>55663460
OK, Michael,Lindell,
only invest in my pillow, brozky

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>just woke up
>see Goog

>> No.55663570

short COST
there was nowhere to sit for me to enjoy my hot dog

>> No.55663580

>>55663562
I am investing in non-shitskin run companies. I do NOT want foreign assets from India operating and ruining companies like GOOG. I do invest in companies run by actual Americans and patriots like PSQH and such. MyPillow guy is a pretty good businessman. We need more guys like him running companies like MSFT and GOOG. Less Pajeet browns.

>> No.55663592

>>55663535
Stop IP hopping, it's really obvious.

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Microshit bros why we dumping did you tell them about the chat bots?

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>>55663451
All time. YTD looks good too but that's just recovering from the crash.

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This is what prosperity looks like

>> No.55663627
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New bobo cope just dropped

>> No.55663628

>>55663519
>he was kind of a savant

At high school he was buying dotcom stocks on IPO day, I don't know how much he developed from there.

>> No.55663631

>>55663605
Microsoft projects are straight up dogshit. I pitty anyone who has to use their "services" as part of their job. Literally spaghetti jeet code.

>> No.55663634
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55663634

Invest in Argentina

They transcend all badness of the world

>> No.55663645

>>55663634
Haven't they defaulted on IMF loans more times than any other country in the world?

>> No.55663660
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>>55663634
my friend, thank you; by the good message
the friend, of argentine

>> No.55663665

>>55663627
Honestly knowing this clown market, breaking up Amazon would somehow be bullish.

>> No.55663666

>>55663627
Bobos really just repeat "2 more weeks" forever? Why don't they just long the market and stop fighting the Fed and the trend?

>> No.55663670

>>55663645
Ironically, Greece and Argentina are the best-performing stock markets at the moment.

>> No.55663697

>>55663357
Noooo not the heckin stockerinos

Just buy emerging markets retard

>> No.55663738
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55663738

>>55663627
>>55663665
so what would actually happen if the ftc does win? AWS is one company obviously. Then e-retail site as one? with or without shipping stuff? Some said AWS by itself would be quite profitable.

>> No.55663749

>>55663627
it already dumped. expecting it to dump more is just cope by greedy bears. plus it's dumping on a beat. considering it anything other than profit taking is truly delusional.

>> No.55663756

>>55663738
Same thing that happened to Microsoft. Think of it as a reverse split. In other words, don't ask questions just buy.

>> No.55663761
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55663761

If I want to start trading options what is the best user friendly platform for newfags such as myself

>> No.55663764
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55663764

>>55662787
Mike was correct.
The correction already happened, though. :^)

>> No.55663776

>>55663764
Double top

>> No.55663785

>>55663532
>>55663628
That's why I don't buy his programs but it just seems it has happened before. Nobody should be shooting that though. All those guys end up saying they quit because they realized they could make more money for less stress. Don't have to wake up for 5 a.m. trades.

>> No.55663787

>>55663627
We’ll dump tomorrow because of FOMC, but I’d be shocked if we didn’t recover to todays close by next week. Nothing will happen until the September FOMC. Then we’ll find out whether or not we need to do further rate hikes because tomorrow and September’s is all we have left for now

>tomorrow is the last rate hike!

Nah Powell said we’ll get two more and he won’t renege on it. September’s summary of economic projections are all that matters unless the inflation data is way worse than expected the next two months

>> No.55663790

two more weeks, bobros. two more weeks!

>> No.55663792

Kek I can't wait for the day someone merges A.I, the scaleable diffusion and the hologram/holotech ability. Imagine walking into your house and seeing a fully real Tifa Lockheart hologram w/personality traits,etc ready to greet you. Not that robot shat either. I'm talking about stuff as seen in ST TNG or ST VOY.

>> No.55663794

>>55663776
>Double top
You must've said that quite often after 2008.

>> No.55663806

>>55663785
Word on the street is that Anton fucks dogs.

>> No.55663830

>>55663761
Wealthsimple if you’re Canadian but you need a year of active account trading before you’re allowed to trade options.

>> No.55663847

>>55663756
But microsoft didnt break up unless that was your point.

>> No.55663849

>>55663666
Checked satanic shill. Go back.

>> No.55663855

>>55663738
Ok say the govt splits Amazon. Shareholders would get stock in each baby company that'd result. Then depending on what "they" decided each baby company was worth you could be getting quite a nice bagging opportunity once they started trading. You'd get the shaft though if Amazon seen the writing on the wall and did a deal with the govt. They'd group so many divisions into one umbrella and kick it out as a standalone private company to appease the govt regulators.

>> No.55663862

Any good stock market anime?

>> No.55663876

>>55663862
no

>> No.55663877

>>55663830
I should've mentioned I'm a burger. My bad

>> No.55663893

I sold sept 1st spy 455 calls today at 12% gains. I bought those last week on the cheap... Is it a good move to sell so early? I'm still learning and so far my biggest mistakes were to not sell when the I find the gains satisfactory...

I just don't know if there is a science for buying and selling options, it seems like 3 weeks before expiration is a golden pot if the option is moving the way you expect? I might be wrong

>> No.55663907

>>55663862
There's one which is basically a cross between digimon, kaiji and yugioh, with cute monster girls. Not sure about good though. It's called money the something something.

>> No.55663911

I felt like I had to share this old classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4B3s1b-6mQ
what do you guys think of material companies, any wisened news, i'm still trying to buy a ton of MP whenever it looks ripe

>> No.55663923
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>>55663907
C

>> No.55663922

>>55663847
That is my point, so just buy. This is nothing but postering to make the goyim think the government actually looks out for them. This is nothing but FUD to give Jews a good entry point.

>> No.55663941
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SEMICONDUCTORS ARE OVER
THE KPOP FAGS JUST INVENTED FULL CONDUCTORS
SOXL NIGGERS BTFO
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36864624

>> No.55663951
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55663951

I'm the top right anon?

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>>55663941
chinese spies:
>we have also developed full conductors.
>BILI
>BABA
>YANG

>> No.55663965

>>55663951
depends, how many inches are we talking here?

>> No.55663966
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Give me a good stock tip

>> No.55663974

>>55663923
Right, that's the one.

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>>55663862
Spice and wolf has a whole arc about crashing a local stock market, the entire show is also mostly focused on basic economics. Holo acts as something like a lite mascot for /biz/ for a reason

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>>55663965
100 points take it or leave it.

>> No.55663987

>>55663761
Bump

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>>55663987
$hood
>always above ask

>> No.55664016

>>55663966
DISH
you're not as early as you coulda been, but you're still early
these people don't want to see you win, but I do.

>> No.55664017
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>>55663966
Don't lose money.
Also, ignoring the January Effect, winners keep on winning, and losers keep on losing.

>> No.55664027

>>55663761
I just use Questrade to execute my trades, but they charge like $9.95 per option trade, plus $1 per contract. Very expensive.
Interactive Brokers is probably better.

Also Optionstrat is a great site for calculating spreads and greeks, I would happily shill their premium version, though I lost my ass on options the last 2 years so I'm stepping away from them for a while

>> No.55664030
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>futures

>> No.55664035

>>55664008
Robinhood?

>> No.55664053
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>>55663983
new Holo is gonna drop soon, she looks different but nice

>> No.55664066

>>55663855
Yeah i get that but what would they split it up as? how many major divisions does Amazon have for most part? Retail and AWS right? what else would even be able to be a stand alone company.
>>55663922
K ill just hold my stack.

>> No.55664067
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>>55664035
It's middle school, then you go to high school in tos, then you go to college in ibkr, then if you study really hard you get an MD in bloomberg.

>> No.55664091
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So how do you even play something like this?
It's foolish to catch a falling knife, and even if you can trade in post market, you can't short outside of market hours. So the winning move would've been to buy EOD and then sell after hours? Wonder what it will do PM tomorrow

>> No.55664095
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what's this pattern called?

>> No.55664103
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>>55664095
buy the dip

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>>55664053
I saw, wary about a continuation so long after the original series but visually it does look surprisingly nice. Luv me medieval economics simulator and wolf girl with based grey-haired straight man, simple as.

>> No.55664108

>>55664066
Uh well they own Twitch streaming, that Ring doorbell camera thing, a robot vacuum company, wholefoods, some pill pharmacy online company, MGM studios, and other smaller things. Wekipedia is your friend in tracking company assets.

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>>55663453
holy shit. I mean... that'll work but holy shit.

>> No.55664141

Why did DISH pump after the market closed?

>> No.55664157

>>55663293
That's a luxury item normies use to show off. A 720p 30 fps with a terrible dpi will not impress anybody. Not to mention the fact the smart features are installed for free because they use it to spy on people.

>> No.55664159

>>55664141
partnership with amazon selling wireless services

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>>55662616
Uuuuuhhhmmm guys, what is happening here??

Could it be that the AI bubble is gonna pop already? Dot Com 2.0 is here I guess.

>markets
https://youtu.be/xLjphhzDDrY

>> No.55664186

>>55664141
Amazon is launching sats into orbit. Who makes use of such things other than the govt and GPS, DISH and Direct (T) that's who. (Sure on paper Direct is standalone company but yeah right, T owns 70% of it. T calls the shots at Direct no mater what they claim)

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Tomorrow is the money day bros get a good sleep.

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>>55663627
I wonder if Amazon breaks up, that could spell the absolute end of Twitch?

That shithole website hasn't been profitable since 2014(not even the pandemic helped much) and every e-celeb there is a retard that sucks at handling money. I bet GOOG will pump when the rats flee the sinking purple ship to YouTube when it happens kek.

>> No.55664206

>he isnt shorting the nikkei

>> No.55664232

Bros… I really fucked up. I bought 25k worth of PayPal when it was at 300 and now it is sub 80 and looks like there’s no bottom in sight with it heading towards sub 70… My gf has been asking for the past 2 years how my “ little investments” have been going and I’ve been lying my ass off to her, she thinks I’ve only put in 10k and am slightly up. She’s very strict with money so she wouldn’t find my current predicament very funny. I want to propose to her eventually but I don’t know when to drop this bombshell on her. I’m afraid she might get so angry she’ll take her son and mover back to her ex-girlfriend’s house. What should I do?

>> No.55664246

>>55664091
Banc of cali is valuing the deal at like 9.6 i think for the share buyout. So you cant really plan for it. It was announced today and closed today at price. So really nothing to do.
>>55664108
Oh yeah MGM and Whole foods can be split out. The rest are small time things really.

>> No.55664253

>>55664167
1 day and you're celebrating again. just understand until the last of you have capitulated, the market won't blow up. frustrating I know.

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>>55664112
ENS

>> No.55664274

>>55664232
what momma doesn't know won't hurt her. don't sell now you made it this far

>> No.55664287

>>55664263
Holy fuck. How the hell is that not shorting out? Looks like its touching both posts.

>> No.55664290

It finally happened
https://youtu.be/tzp2vplFHCM

>> No.55664333

>>55663761
Robinhood unironically.

>> No.55664336
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>> No.55664342

>>55664290
what is "it"?

>> No.55664351

>>55664095
"Banzai"

>> No.55664352

short fdx. they cant compete with ups's new terms, volume, and workers

>> No.55664357

>>55663627
>t. Tyler Durden

>> No.55664399

>>55664091
buy calls, let it squeeze until friday. dump. short interest is at least 25 percent

>> No.55664414

>>55664336
>Time's up? Good. More time to--

>> No.55664419

>>55664414
He doesn't die. The explosion just blew the comms out. He rises from the ashes of an empty warehouse and says
>More time to rise from the ashes

>> No.55664423

>>55664290
TZD?

>> No.55664424

>>55664106
she would be better with a cock

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>>55664333
CHECKED TRIPS OF HOLY TRINITY

>> No.55664449

>>55663787
Inflations should accelerate again on the m/m as the supply shocks have normalized. No longer will the CPI have a casual -10% monthly reduction in energy costs etc. Granted maybe used cards can take one for the team. In addition food prices should accelerate some more as commodity prices globally are at ATH's and el Nino ravaging the third world like I did filipinas pussy on vacation

>> No.55664453
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DONT TEASE ME MARKET
DONT TEASE ME WITH A RED MSFT
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE FAT DUMP TRUCK I WANT MS MARKET
SHAKE IT ALL OUT

>> No.55664470
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If you lost money today then you are a dumb dumb. This is financial advice.

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>>55664470
i lost money because ive been bagholding puts for two weeks. im never gonna short the market with puts again. only spxs and even then, im thinking im just gonna DCA. the market just goes up anyways.

>> No.55664479

>>55664470
I threw $30 at a hail mary BA being as shit as RTX was today

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>>55664470
NON FACTOR

>> No.55664510
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HANG SENG +4%
IT'S HAPPENING CHINA BROS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55664525

>>55664510
China said it will do anything needed to protect their construction sector from going under.

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>MSFT

>> No.55664537
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>futures
Hope you sold the top last week lmao.

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Reminder that Oregon legalized all drugs

Where’s bioshock biopunk divinity

It seems to me Israel is unironically holding progress back because they’re unironically trying to kill everyone on the world

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Get all drugs legal globally.

Purge invaders/subversives

>> No.55664557

>>55663227
Michael Jordan
Vice president Jerry Seinfeld

>> No.55664566

>>55664537
of course futures would be red before FOMC and then they will be green for the rest of the year with jpow off our backs

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A fake economy is a fake economy
A fake government is a fake government
A fake society is a fake society
A fake community is a fake community

>> No.55664572

>>55664551
>Get all drugs legal globally
Not today CIA...
Nice try FBI...
Go away NSA...

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>>55664572
>oy vey

The CIA, FBI, and NSA don’t exist

>> No.55664578

>>55664470
I just swing trade LUV
Literally easy money

>> No.55664579

>>55664201
You care way too much about twitch faggot.

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Reminder that Israel bombed Syrias capital city of Damascus.

Syria is Russias ally.

This will have utmost consequences that it will be wise to utmost assess.

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All counties of the USA are now wholly independent.

Thrive UNITED COMMUNITY COUNTY CONFEDERACY
UCCC

OwU

>> No.55664616

>>55664201
How is it possible twitch isn’t profitable?
They don’t have to make any content, split every dollar in 50/50, and actively force ads down users’ throats. Just pay the power bill and use AWS and you’re done

>> No.55664621

anybody here an accredited investor that buys IPOs to dump on retards on opening?

>> No.55664632
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>tfw niggers that use brokerages that don't have 24hr/5d trading of UNG
just saw muh balance go up more!

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>>55664632
aaaaaaand right back down a little!

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sometimes i wonder where/how Elvis would have ended up had he not stayed in vegas. would he have created more world music other than just soul/rnb? would he have collaborated with more of his buddies and new artists?

also, i plan to short something in this market but with my luck i'll be busy waging when the time comes

>> No.55664667

>>55664066
>>55664108
Most of Amazon's revenue is from AWS isn't it? That'd be the sector I focus on, rather than the shipping/consumer shit

>> No.55664676

>>55664657
I like to think he would have invented cosmic space gospel!
No need to always be in a trade. If you don't see something clearly, just patiently refrain until you do.

>> No.55664689

>>55664667
>Most of Amazon's revenue is from AWS isn't it?
No retail online is. AWS is highest growth and highest profit income.

>> No.55664719

>>55663761
Robinhood is retard proof. It's impossible to fuck up option strategies, considering it hand holds you through the process literally every time you try to execute an order.

>> No.55664728

>>55662721
>18 miles on a bike
you sound like my mom, who really does that. she's fat. when i get on the bike, i crank the difficulty up as high as i can manage and ride hard for ~10 minutes until i'm sweating and my legs hurt. i'm thin.
one of these will waste your time and keep you fat, the other will work and get you thin. which do you want to keep doing?

>> No.55664740

>>55664566
If you think tomorrow is the last rate hike of the year, you’re delusional. We’re getting at least one more in September, but it’ll be data dependent after that. It’s not like JPow is going to hurt the market that badly. Who cares if a few shit tier West Coast regional banks go down in the process. The surviving banks clearly don’t care and keep extending credit

>> No.55664785

>>55664740
why would we need another hike this year when inflation is over

>> No.55664798

>>55664785
What do you think happens when energy is no longer declining 8-10% a month?

>> No.55664803

>>55664785
Inflation is not over food is almost double what it was a couple years ago

>> No.55664809

>>55664785
Not it isn’t
Retard

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>>55664785
>when inflation is over

>> No.55664827

>>55664798
We had QE when gas was 5 dollars under obongo, everything doesn't have to stay down for inflation to be over, or rather the fight against it which is what matters.
>>55664803
Inflation is supposed to happen its the rate of how it happens that the fed controls, if you think food prices have to go down for jpow to fuck off you need to learn economics.
>>55664809
>>55664813
it is and everyone who still thinks reinflation is going to happen and is shorting this newborn bull market is going to get rekt like mumus who thought a fed pivot was imminent every month last year.

>> No.55664837

whoa, I just learned that Indians dont use toilet paper. I knew they shit in the street, but apparently even in bathrooms they use their hand to wipe. the entire country does this, wtf

>> No.55664840

>>55664108
>a robot vacuum company
Amazon hasn't actually closed on this purchase yet. In fact, they just cucked IRBT investors and arb funds by cutting their buyout price from $61 to $51 per share.

>> No.55664845

You gays told me you can get rich off the stock market

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>>55662721
I would physically dominate you like my account does to yours. But thanks for posting the videos again Mr. Rocker.

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>>55664827
I’m not shorting shit, but inflation is not even close to over lmao
It’s closer to FED target but still above, rates are going up twice more this year, July and once more after September, and be held there until mid 2024

>> No.55664855

>>55664837
Dalits are naturally addicted to poop.

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>>55662616
Just put sell orders on everything Bulllish since we are getting a rate hike tomorrow.

>> No.55664866

>>55664850
Oh it absolutely is as a whole unit, energy will pump again but its just a fragment of inflation and we're not going to have a 2008 financial crisis because "boo hoo gas is 5 dollars we need to start a great depression", one more and if you didn't notice Bullard is gone after august so that's one lest hawkish freak to shit up the federal reserve.

>> No.55664867

>>55664579
I don't but a lot of zoomers and investors seem to care about it. Every time I casually browse the net, I get at least one topic pop up about some rich fags like xqc selling out for 100 million and how Twitch is worth $45 billion somehow.

>> No.55664873

>>55664616
a bunch of streamers in the know claim that as soon as Twitch drops Prime Gaming, Amazon will sell the site off. Not kidding, its that fucking bad.

>> No.55664875

>>55664827
It’s not dissed to go up that fast. And what’s going to happen when people start defaulting en masse on everything they owe because they need food?

>> No.55664884

>>55664875
Food prices stopped going up people will be fine everyone is fat and needs 1000-2000 calories less a day anyway.

>> No.55664893

>>55664875
I hope we get deflation. Hey more green in my wallet every month would be nice.

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>>55663407
>unmatched capabilities
Blocks your path

>> No.55664903

>>55664108
Twitch is the most likely one that will get dropped like a red headed step child if Amazon so much as bleeds out a little bit from the lawsuit.

It will be really funny to watch all of those millionaires have no choice but to resort to retail and fast food wagie shifts when the streamer well dries up financially.

>> No.55664904

>>55664785
Last I checked core CPI and PCE are still red hot. Nothing except some shit tier regional banks have gone down, so we have plenty of room for more rate hikes. I wouldn't start panicking unless a top ten bank or a big tech company collapses, which neither of those seem possible right now

>> No.55664924

>>55664803
Inflation being over doesn't mean prices go down, it means they stop going up as fast, they are never coming back down

>> No.55664925

>>55664167
>Celebrating a 2% drop
I am pretty scared of putting in a ton of money into the market right now but this is weak

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>>55664904
Speaking of regional banks,anyone else see the merger going down with PACW and BANC? Looks like an opportunity for some plays.

>> No.55664941

>>55664893
Won't happen, Fed will intervene long before that

>> No.55664948

>>55664931
yeah I bought calls during the dip should squeeze for a day or two while shorts cover

>> No.55664952

how do I play FOMC tomorrow?

>> No.55664955

>>55664931
Pacw dropped down to the smaller banks buyout price. Not much to see here.

>> No.55664961

>>55664931
Risk/reward isn't there for me. The news is gonna be fully priced in by pre-market tomorrow, movement is gonna be clowny for shares, and the options pricing is probably going to reflect that too.

>> No.55664964

>>55664952
Buy puts in the morning, sell for a profit during JPow’s press conference, and buy calls before market close

>> No.55664974

>>55664955
What value is that at? I thought the average was estimated at around $9, but as long as BANC doesn't go down, neither will PACW. Plus merger doesn't happen until early next year.

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>>55664785
>when inflation is over

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>>55663138
Woah you have a kitchen? How do I be like you?

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>>55664845
Trolled hard.

>> No.55664989

>>55664961
I don't doubt it's priced in. Someone big definitely knew before everyone else did, the fucking thing dropped 30% an hour before close while everyone else was in the dark.

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>>55664952
the way i see it you got 2 options:
>buy dogecoin for elon x meme pump
>short the banks for more bank collapses
choose wisely. it could go either way

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>>55663974
Money is just hp in that Pokémon ripoff. Show was godawful

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>>55664952
let me put it this way... I hope you have some spare cash on hand...

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>>55664952
Just chimp out with us posting here.

>> No.55665087

my puts expire septmeber 15th. how long do i baghold until i cut them loose? i know everyday they are losing value but have you even had an option come to life near expiration?

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>>55664900
We cut a deal that we would run Afghanistan as a shadow government, that's why they're parading us military equipment

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>>55664952
>>55665075
this too

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>>55665087
Look at the current extrinsic value and delta, see how fucked you are. Turn the long puts into spreads or close the position.

>> No.55665174

>>55665155
she's built for something, that's for sure

>> No.55665189

>>55665155
delta is -.27. is that bad?

>> No.55665210

>>55665189
Well it's a monthly so no. Rule of thumb is if 50% of value lost, and if halfway to expiration, if the put/call isn't in the money, you should close.

>> No.55665212

>>55665131
>Afghanistan
What an absolute fuck job that was. Iraqi is another. Talk about money down the shat pipe. This is what should've happened; We use our intelligence services to figure out who exactly did the towers,etc then we go in and bomb them to the stone age. Then we leave. Nice and simple and easy. Instead we got 20 years of shat loads of money blown for fuck all and a live hanging of Saddam. (oh and we also fucked up iraqi in the process)

>> No.55665216

>>55665087
Options have defined risk. You'll really start to see them decay within 45dte. Also the moneyness of an option (ITM/ATM/OTM) and IV are major factors

>> No.55665224

>>55665210
>if 50% of value is lost
damn, i went all in. my trading days might be numbered here and I will only come out with a valuable lesson

>> No.55665226

>>55665212
>We use our intelligence services to figure out who exactly did the towers,etc then we go in and bomb them to the stone age
Cool it with the anti semitism, okay?
But seriously, CIA had a hand to destabulize those nations. The outcome was intentional

>> No.55665233

>>55665224
When did you buy the put? Is it down 50% already?

>> No.55665238

>>55665212
The objective wasnt to kill who did 9/11. You some kind of boomer or something and just walk in here from 2010?

>> No.55665241

>>55665233
its not down 50% yet but its close. idk when I bought exactly. it was like two weeks ago when SPY was 450. I bought for 6.24 and its now 3.92.

>> No.55665254

>>55665233
im not too worried i guess. ill hold through FOMC hoping he says something unexpected but still, the market has to have a decently red week for me to bail out at least before september

>> No.55665255

>>55664232
Just put 4k into your acount duh

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>>55665189
It would be really crazy if delta could give you a general percentage of expiration in the money. Crazy.

>> No.55665271

Do yall touch penny stocks/ crypto miners?

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>>55665241
>>55665254
Wait after FOMC meeting tomorrow and pray to God that Jerome grows some testicles were he raises .50 basis or over.
If SPY doesn't drop by Thursday you should seriously consider whether or not you should keep that trade, because the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

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>>55665267
are you saying i have a -27% chance of being in the money

>> No.55665290

>>55665273
i think all he needs to say is that there will be more rate hikes and the market shouldnt like that.

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>>55665274
No, if it's a Put you have a 27% chance of being in the money. Learn what Delta is as an equation.

>> No.55665300

>>55665298
>>55665298
>>55665298

>> No.55665763

>>55665224
Bear with no idea what he's doing goes all in betting against the market, many such cases