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/smg/ - stock market general /smg/ - stock market general Tue Jul 25 18:14:46 2023 No.55660790 [Reply] [Original]

MSFT 500 EOY Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>BoBo Hopium
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>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:15:10 2023 No.55660794 File: 134 KB, 1165x985, SOXL_discount.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIX futures market maker paypigs owe me sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:16:37 2023 No.55660800 File: 34 KB, 541x800, January-13-1973-elvis-presley-5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOIL KOLD UNG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:16:46 2023 No.55660802 File: 83 KB, 873x660, chatgptbro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long Chevron

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:17:42 2023 No.55660809 File: 60 KB, 896x378, shitandpiss500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, remember, sell before September

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:18:00 2023 No.55660811 File: 27 KB, 563x539, 1635654808401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660790 It's a shame liberals don't treat that satanic fuck like that these days. They fucking worship him as he plans tte next genocide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:18:16 2023 No.55660813 File: 252 KB, 379x381, hebought.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You zoomed out right anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:18:19 2023 No.55660815 >>55660802 I haven't kept up but someone yesterday mentioned they released earnings early and it wasn't looking good. I didn't look into it, I'm a XOM man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:18:34 2023 No.55660818 File: 348 KB, 1000x1000, 1680095529415613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how the fuck is SOXL not $30 yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:19:24 2023 No.55660827 File: 270 KB, 595x641, 1690306859373776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:22:24 2023 No.55660847 File: 384 KB, 1080x1156, 1689958269783052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660813

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:23:19 2023 No.55660857 File: 109 KB, 655x674, MSFT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MSFTies! WAGMI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:23:40 2023 No.55660861 Bull trap, spy consolidating for tomorrow here

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:24:07 2023 No.55660864
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>even though rates are spiking the markets are pricing in such nasty long term inflation that its near pointless
we're so fucked, always look at tips guys it reveals the truth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:24:15 2023 No.55660865 >>55660827 Extremely bullish for Sony, people now think about video game references ahead of actual real world iconography. Not just Sony, but Microsoft and Nintendo too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:24:23 2023 No.55660868 File: 528 KB, 1158x1124, 1687641596697011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660847 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mudd >my name

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:24:27 2023 No.55660869 File: 853 KB, 335x200, 1334648688956.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660827

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:25:41 2023 No.55660884 File: 25 KB, 333x171, Screenshot 2023-07-25 132500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're so close bull bros...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:26:21 2023 No.55660891 File: 572 KB, 500x281, 5682DB0D-3074-4DD5-B6CA-10B0D3BC2A10.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660861

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:26:30 2023 No.55660893 File: 2.46 MB, 389x498, 1688723552846241.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lum owes me sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:26:33 2023 No.55660894 File: 38 KB, 753x539, fubar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660864 >interest rate climbed 5% since 2014 but the 10 year tips yield is barely up 0.4% real yield AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:26:59 2023 No.55660904 The market is not pumping the currency is rugging

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:27:59 2023 No.55660914 File: 698 KB, 1000x1000, 1687350407999383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660884 Only 1 or 2 last S&P bears left to trap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:28:04 2023 No.55660916 i hope msft kicks off the eternal bull run as stocks only go up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:29:07 2023 No.55660924 OIL, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:29:12 2023 No.55660925 >>55660893 Lum is free use for every SOXL holder

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:30:40 2023 No.55660937 File: 1.77 MB, 400x216, AFCE8393-2F01-4CD1-AE45-50F30EE80DF0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here comes the pain into close

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:30:52 2023 No.55660939 NEW HIGH, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, ONE DAY BEFORE FOMC. NOT SCRIPTED, lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:31:16 2023 No.55660945 >>55660914 There we go, they're all rounded up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:31:41 2023 No.55660951 File: 43 KB, 667x183, Screenshot 2023-07-25 133105.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660914 GOLDEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:31:53 2023 No.55660953 File: 2.87 MB, 1280x720, 1650306331945.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660937 Yes ...pain for bobos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:33:08 2023 No.55660964 File: 26 KB, 326x326, 1677881657187399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think the filling in one of my teeth just came out...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:33:23 2023 No.55660967 >>55660914 lol, they thought they were getting a red day YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE BOBO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:33:39 2023 No.55660974 File: 473 KB, 998x1297, 1681234144789199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bros I passed my big certification exam

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:34:03 2023 No.55660976 it's official, i'm tired of winning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:34:48 2023 No.55660981 >>55660974 CONGRATS MAN I am glad you are getting what you want

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:34:59 2023 No.55660982 >>55660800 Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:35:04 2023 No.55660983 >>55660924 No one uses oil anymore. Tech to infinity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:35:13 2023 No.55660985 >>55660974 For what, homosexual prostitution?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:35:42 2023 No.55660990 File: 78 KB, 1179x712, inotech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660974 Series of cfa?? congrats anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:35:49 2023 No.55660994 >>55660976 I have no idea what this feels like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:35:56 2023 No.55660996 Someone tell me why USCI puts are so cheap. Thing looks ridiculously volatile. Why would I not buy some puts on this???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:36:21 2023 No.55660999 File: 7 KB, 250x243, 1663951579993791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660985 Microsoft Security Operations Analyst

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:36:31 2023 No.55661001 File: 76 KB, 608x745, Elvis-Presley-November-18-1972-The-H.I.C.-Arena-Honolulu-Hawaii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660974 kick ass, BLESSED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:36:59 2023 No.55661004 Rebbit mkt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:37:30 2023 No.55661008 File: 336 KB, 2048x2048, 1684187142208494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660999 why are you brown

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:37:53 2023 No.55661014
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>>55660964
it's nearly impossible to get caries without consuming sugar soda or fruit juices. aspartame drinks are not harmful to teeth only the carbonation slightly. toothpastes that include stannous fluoride will eliminate the rest plaque

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:37:57 2023 No.55661015 Mumus is the good guys and bobos is the bad guys. Mumu is basically Harry Potter and Bobo is Voldemort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:38:12 2023 No.55661016 File: 1.59 MB, 827x817, b28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any RTX slurpers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:38:17 2023 No.55661018 >PACW So, someone got the earnings report early.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:38:31 2023 No.55661019 File: 520 KB, 2400x1080, Screenshot_20230725-133558_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >waggie, look up https://youtu.be/UrEUzKTt7j0

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:38:50 2023 No.55661021 >market is pricing in 2.28% yearly inflation the next 5 years >2.39% the next 10 years >2.44% the next 20 years guys why is inflation accelerating the market is pricing in the fed never reaching the 2% target

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:38:52 2023 No.55661022 File: 57 KB, 630x1200, MV5BODNhMGY3YTYtNGY1OS00YzkwLWFkMTgtOGI2MjhmYzA4OTU0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUxNDg0Nzc@._V1_UY1200_CR435,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660982 yeah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:39:02 2023 No.55661026 >>55661014 Very clamped post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:39:42 2023 No.55661033 File: 138 KB, 720x540, lain_in_her_famous_teddy_bear_pyjamas.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661026 that's what i do. i clamp info

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:40:03 2023 No.55661036 >>55661016 I got 3 shares

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:40:04 2023 No.55661038 File: 15 KB, 376x101, 934862986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i think it's bullshit i've never been a chadposter the only time i got in a video was when my dad died

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:41:19 2023 No.55661053 >>55660937 >>55660891 >>55660861 BAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:41:25 2023 No.55661055 File: 302 KB, 1170x1170, 1668146308756415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661021 >the market is pricing in the fed never reaching the 2% target the market is correct

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:41:37 2023 No.55661058 >>55661022 Oh its too late i thought you were telling me to buy lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:42:45 2023 No.55661064 >>55661021 Because the cat is out of the bag and risk management doesnt exist anymore. Just leverage up, bailout for everyone. Debtmax is the only way to win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:43:10 2023 No.55661069 >>55661018 always

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:43:26 2023 No.55661071 >>55660815 Doesn’t matter, all about oil price trajectory

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:43:28 2023 No.55661072 File: 10 KB, 425x250, sgs-cpi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661021

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:43:49 2023 No.55661077 >PACW going down the day before the Fed raises interest rates again I guess WAL is dead too, but I wonder who’s next

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:44:04 2023 No.55661080 >>55661064 >>55661055 I feel like bonds are a complete trap for boomers. Real yields are STILL not at even 2%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:44:27 2023 No.55661089 File: 2.04 MB, 525x850, 1658372444584799.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55660974 Congrats anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:44:42 2023 No.55661092 >>55661058 fuck no, I'm just saying BOIL KOLD UNG because they are BASED and should be said as often as possible. BOIL >BOIL KOLD >KOLD UNG >UNG BOIL/KOLD/UNG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:44:42 2023 No.55661091 BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK BOBO????

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:45:04 2023 No.55661100 >>55661089 cute boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:45:14 2023 No.55661102 >>55661072 Shills love shitting on this but your eyes and wallet confirm it’s much closer to the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:45:40 2023 No.55661104 Ford calls. What’s the verdict?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:46:00 2023 No.55661106 File: 948 KB, 1947x1525, 1663598009414949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:47:08 2023 No.55661121 Reddit says amazon dish deal AH from what I learned they like money a lot more then biz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:47:16 2023 No.55661122 File: 23 KB, 442x332, cardinal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Turns out bobo was showing true hubris the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:47:36 2023 No.55661125 >>55661018 >>55661069 >>55661077 Nevermind, seems like they're merging with Banc of California. https://www.wsj.com/articles/banc-of-california-pacwest-in-advanced-talks-to-combine-d9e48a1f Why is this so bad?

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:47:42 2023 No.55661127
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>europe capitulates
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-25/eu-enacts-43-billion-chips-act-in-bid-to-boost-production#xj4y7vzkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:49:00 2023 No.55661134 >>55661091 man, Bobo has completely tuned out and left the building They are with Elvis now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:50:03 2023 No.55661143 ABANDON SHIP, RUN! FLEE!! IT'S OVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:50:06 2023 No.55661145 File: 781 KB, 1200x900, The Sphere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661127 >all going into american companies and TSM more taxpayer money for the hungry jew god of greed

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:50:46 2023 No.55661154
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>>55661102
big picture is that inflation has come down pretty quickly and economy is slowing down massively

bond market looks like rates might come down ratehr quickly too perhaps next year alredo which means bond ETF go uppity dippity with stock market

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:51:48 2023 No.55661168 >>55661071 Mostly yes but starting just this last bump cycle XOM hasn't reacted as strongly as it was a few weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:52:10 2023 No.55661173 >>55661016 missed the morning bottom but grabbed some at 83.2099

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:52:22 2023 No.55661174 S-spotify bobos? What's going on...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:54:08 2023 No.55661189 >>55660974 gz anon proud of you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:54:08 2023 No.55661188 File: 15 KB, 256x256, goodtrades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i boughted in and market is pumpin ty mr jews

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:54:10 2023 No.55661191
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>>55661174
they announced price hike or something. if you gonna raise prices they should do it very quietly :) people will eventually leave the platform if they hike

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:54:12 2023 No.55661192 NVDA $100K EOY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:55:14 2023 No.55661206 >>55661191 how the FUCK are they not getting enough money with all those ads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:55:23 2023 No.55661208 File: 8 KB, 261x212, Load of barnacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BAC crashing out of the blue because of PACW getting bought out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:55:42 2023 No.55661214 >>55661174 I remember thinking spotify was stupidly valued at IPO. 5 years later, it's gone absolutely nowhere despite all the mass money-printing and inflation.

>>	Not_Baggie Tue Jul 25 18:56:12 2023 No.55661219 Like I know it keeps going up, but does anybody understand why? Aren't we on track to have a super ultra major recession and another rate hike from uncle pow pow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:56:22 2023 No.55661220 it feels like something is wrong with financials again. check PACW computer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:56:30 2023 No.55661224 File: 136 KB, 411x347, pull it (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuckin Raytheon lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:57:03 2023 No.55661228 File: 2.62 MB, 585x596, 44D961E9-2BB9-4001-8048-D3A7294F7249.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661188 I’m waiting until close to buy calls for when this cup and handle is finished playing out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:57:04 2023 No.55661229 File: 59 KB, 987x355, fun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:57:16 2023 No.55661230 >Inflation down to 3% Why was everybody wrong about the soft landing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:57:50 2023 No.55661239 >>55661219 https://sherwoodmedia.com/snacks/newsletters/soft-landing-vibes/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:58:08 2023 No.55661242 File: 44 KB, 592x333, 1685547431701521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661219 Somebody posted an interesting theory the other day the algos basically came to the conclusion that price doesn't go down if you don't sell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:58:31 2023 No.55661249 >>55661230 Because next month it will be +3,3%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:58:57 2023 No.55661256 >>55660790 https://youtu.be/iK6SS8CXYZo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:59:10 2023 No.55661257 File: 54 KB, 492x1573, 7C4507D5-CEB8-4DD6-80B4-0115214C6FA5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You all had a week to notice this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:59:44 2023 No.55661262 >>55661242 The eternal bull.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:59:47 2023 No.55661263

>>55661191
The amount of people leaving over a $1 or $2 price increase is residual and will be completely offset by the extra earnings.
Who the fuck wants to go back to having to download gigabytes of music when you can just open an app and get all the music in the world instantly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:59:54 2023 No.55661265 >>55661242 Then why is it going down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:00:18 2023 No.55661270 File: 88 KB, 900x600, 296A3727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661265 Some of them are programmed to have a little fun around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:00:56 2023 No.55661275 >>55661257 I didn't nootice, fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:01:28 2023 No.55661281 File: 306 KB, 512x512, 00003-2249300349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did you solded

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:02:15 2023 No.55661288
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>>55661228
i missed yesterdays huge move on my stock but today i caught the absolute bottom of the day. i was 7 cents off the bottom.

i bought the open dump and its been just up since again. hope i can ride one of two my plays to the moon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:02:58 2023 No.55661294 >>55661229 we will make it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:04:19 2023 No.55661301 >>55661288 It will moon tomorrow morning but make sure to close your position before FOMC, I guarantee the market will dump for a couple weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:04:44 2023 No.55661303 >>55661257 wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:04:59 2023 No.55661305 >>55661301 >I guarantee the market will dump for a couple weeks bottom signal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:06:05 2023 No.55661317 >>55661263 No one gives a shit about new music anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:06:17 2023 No.55661319 File: 375 KB, 2048x1884, C2237170-A2F4-4768-98B6-E782E42E9185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661305 look nigger it’s timed perfectly, heavy resistance at SPY 458-460

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:06:40 2023 No.55661322 >>55661301 delusional and always wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:06:51 2023 No.55661323 >>55661281 I did do sold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:07:45 2023 No.55661336 >>55661301 also earnings coming too so there is risk involved for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:07:50 2023 No.55661337 File: 1.02 MB, 1200x675, 1646625211384.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] power hour into power after hours lfg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:07:56 2023 No.55661339 >>55661319 It's going to 4700 anon :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:09:21 2023 No.55661356 File: 1.98 MB, 500x201, 1653875024650.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Power HOUR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:09:48 2023 No.55661365 File: 2.69 MB, 544x960, 1662849228347837.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661319 See you at 5000 The only thing that can stop this market is a 3rd plane hitting the world trade center.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:10:58 2023 No.55661376 >>55661301 >I guarantee the market will dump for a couple weeks U sure?

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:11:02 2023 No.55661379
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>>55661173
Don't worry the DoD published their Fy24 procurement and RTX has some huge contracts coming up at the end of this year.
https://www.saffm.hq.af.mil/Portals/84/documents/FY24/Procurement/FY24%20Air%20Force%20Missile%20Procurement.pdf?ver=1w-MhmMoMWdCOZp7CxcAig%3d%3d

https://www.saffm.hq.af.mil/Portals/84/documents/FY24/Procurement/FY24%20Air%20Force%20Aircraft%20Procurement%20Vol%20II%20Mods.pdf?ver=ZeP7czJXl04wjwIXw_Zn0A%3d%3d

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:11:09 2023 No.55661380 >>55661365 sad....shes got assburgers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:11:10 2023 No.55661381 File: 526 KB, 1360x1491, 3E8E2682-8827-46C6-878A-FA088103B42C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Senate hearing on AI https://www.youtube.com/live/hm1zexCjELo Hope they don’t ban soundboard crank calls

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:11:37 2023 No.55661386
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>decide to go get a Little Caesar's Classic Pepperoni pizza for a treat using my HOOD debit card for Round Up Rewards
>niggers show up to pave the road in front of the house

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:12:02 2023 No.55661391 File: 349 KB, 1000x1000, bobo19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lumber Today marks the generational top of the US stock market

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:12:43 2023 No.55661397 File: 501 KB, 2048x1884, 1690311977015824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661319

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:13:11 2023 No.55661402 File: 436 KB, 1246x1579, 1683731519267848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck im making a shitload lot of money today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:13:37 2023 No.55661409 File: 28 KB, 815x412, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP DUMP HARDER DUMP HARDER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:13:54 2023 No.55661414 >>55661391 dang, but i'm not going to worry till LEAN HAWGS take a big ol shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:14:07 2023 No.55661418 banks are literally halting down right now and you mongaloids aren't even looking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:14:55 2023 No.55661426 >>55661402 kick ass, BLESSED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:15:37 2023 No.55661435 File: 23 KB, 600x623, god i wish that was me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661365 God I wish that burger were me...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:15:41 2023 No.55661436 >>55661391 >copper not agreeing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:16:51 2023 No.55661448 File: 39 KB, 847x433, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >400% IV Options noob here, the IV crush will drop the premiums when things settle down right? Or however that works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:16:56 2023 No.55661450 >>55661402 How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:17:23 2023 No.55661453 >>55661418 Meh they will all be under the tutelage of JPM soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:17:51 2023 No.55661461 File: 168 KB, 548x857, 1683731724514082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661450 Holding 100% soxl unironically

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:18:25 2023 No.55661467 >>55661418 literally doesn't matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:18:55 2023 No.55661473 File: 153 KB, 820x836, 831-8318812_view-samegoogleiqdbsaucenao-based-pepe-in-a-tuxedo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661461

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:19:01 2023 No.55661475 Finally the BSM longs are paying off. Will they go 17.5$ so I can finally sell? Also, pls google don't crash today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:19:45 2023 No.55661483 >>55661365 What a waste of a perfectly good cheeseburger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:19:47 2023 No.55661484 >>55661461 dang, fuckin A then! i am highly SOXL/SOXS interested but far too ignorant of the fundamentals to know how to fuck with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:20:19 2023 No.55661491 >>55661461 That 6 months gains, holy macaroni

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:20:27 2023 No.55661496 File: 83 KB, 602x844, 1633641188029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661435 It is, that's all of us. A squishy cheap mass produced burg, crushed by the weight of modern society.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:20:51 2023 No.55661499 File: 23 KB, 250x250, bobo2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Regional banks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:22:17 2023 No.55661514 >>55661453 >>55661467 holy shit im making so much money right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:23:14 2023 No.55661524 >>55661461 >holding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:23:24 2023 No.55661526 File: 64 KB, 473x389, 1686948110998901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661496 Modern society doesn't give me cheap sniffs though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:23:49 2023 No.55661533 >>55661499 ...literally do not matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:24:03 2023 No.55661539 File: 56 KB, 780x520, 1686008564317017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661514 Nice. Remember to realize profits!

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:24:31 2023 No.55661545
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I AM FUCKING RICH NOW HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH FINALLY ALL THESE FUCKING YEARS HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:24:39 2023 No.55661546 File: 261 KB, 640x480, bobo8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661533 >literally do not matter top signal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:25:31 2023 No.55661556 >>55660827 >metal gear and not mt rushmore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:27:25 2023 No.55661582 The banks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:28:47 2023 No.55661594 I want to exit all my longs but I'm like only 3%+ on most. I can't help but feeling the stars are aligned for a massive dump in q3/q4

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:29:25 2023 No.55661599 >holy shit PACW What do they know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:29:47 2023 No.55661603 File: 192 KB, 1235x686, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661499 >Regional banks Will literally never be allowed to fail again. Bobros just can't stop fighting the fed and losing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:30:57 2023 No.55661617 >big tech companies always have earnings calls after hours What are they afraid of?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:31:09 2023 No.55661622 Based RF doin' just fine.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:32:13 2023 No.55661635

>>55661603
the venture capital bailout is peak clown world
>"We need to break something to save the economy from inflation. Money must be lost and taken out of the system."
>"No not that! We meant average men and women losing their jobs and the cost of living going up, not our rich banker friends losing millions! Quick, inject EVEN MORE CASH!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:32:53 2023 No.55661642 Did AMZN beat earnings? Yay or nay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:32:58 2023 No.55661643 line goes up. simple as. being a permabull is so fucking comfy because i make a shit load of money while bears are always wrong and will stay poor.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:33:52 2023 No.55661649

>>55661603
Regional banks will fall, and nothing will affect the market until Janet starts issuing later dates bonds at these higher rates. When Jpow said “higher for longer” he meant the market. When he said “there will be some pain” he meant for the average person and non Wall Street banks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:34:35 2023 No.55661659 File: 216 KB, 823x646, 1690258651820048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MSFT bros, how we feeling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:34:43 2023 No.55661662 File: 270 KB, 685x489, 1686759861445372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661649 Based JPow trolling everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:34:58 2023 No.55661663 >>55661642 Almost definitely. It’s not even relevant what matters is the guidance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:35:40 2023 No.55661673 File: 76 KB, 435x523, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661599

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:35:57 2023 No.55661676 >>55661599 >PACW a bank with less capitalization is buying them out lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:36:39 2023 No.55661681 >>55661662 Don’t give him all the credit, without Yellen doing her part and doing stealth QE we’d have crashed back in January

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:36:48 2023 No.55661682 >>55661635 >>55661649 The fire rises, and with it so will the stock market until the fires can't be ignored anymore. Ride the wave in the mean time or die shorting irrationality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:37:49 2023 No.55661691 File: 90 KB, 1030x580, 600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661681 Man I hate her goblin ass so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:38:20 2023 No.55661700 >>55661682 It’s not quite “irrational” as it is extremely manipulated. That being said you just need to make sure you exit in time before they decide it’s over

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:38:21 2023 No.55661702 >>55661622 why the spike up around 14:34 or 14:35 eastern time ? every bank I checked so far has one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:38:35 2023 No.55661705 >>55661682 >The fire rises They expect all of us in the wreckage brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:39:18 2023 No.55661716 just bought a PACW call fuck it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:40:00 2023 No.55661722 I hope that Microsoft beats their previous earnings because the TECL x3 ETF recently bet 22% of their holdings on MSFT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:41:17 2023 No.55661736 >>55661682 AI is a fucking if>then talk to txt meme. It’s a fucking modern day ferbie and you’re and npc so u can’t tell the difference

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:41:24 2023 No.55661737 >>55661691 I honestly can’t tell if she’s extremely horrible at her job or is actually amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:41:31 2023 No.55661739 File: 3 KB, 329x21, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661700 I think it's a bit of both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:42:07 2023 No.55661744 >Fed tells banks to stop lying about their balance sheets >bank is on verge of failure, wants to bought out immediately lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:43:07 2023 No.55661757 File: 111 KB, 1200x815, vix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX seasonality >just as mumu reaches peak euphoria

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:45:08 2023 No.55661772 File: 65 KB, 870x960, 1671051666517161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661757 You can vix my cock if you catch my drift

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:45:52 2023 No.55661781 >>55661556 That's the joke.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:46:20 2023 No.55661790 AMNB OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:46:58 2023 No.55661794
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Odds - Buy the dip
Evens - Sell covered calls
Dubs - Close /smg/ and fidelity and work on that thing that's due tomorrow that you're 16 hours behind on
Trips - Eat sushi for dinner tonight
Quads - Exit all positions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:47:36 2023 No.55661804 File: 95 KB, 451x491, MikeWilsonMorganStanley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >KRE dumping >TLT starting to reverse >lumber still dumping >mumu all in tripled leveraged bull etfs >earnings growth slowing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:49:04 2023 No.55661815 File: 134 KB, 1201x673, total_bobo_death.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661545 >>55661546 >>55661757 >>55661804 If only you knew how green things really are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:50:14 2023 No.55661823 File: 93 KB, 1138x1200, 1668190666297923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP THIS

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:50:24 2023 No.55661825
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Watch this video if you want to be 100% sure of going to heaven after you die /biz/. It's easy to be saved from hell fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3uF0juIVI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:51:20 2023 No.55661836 File: 6 KB, 93x220, rf1436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661622 pic related RF spike at 14:36

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:51:30 2023 No.55661840 >upstart I am reminded of that one dude who was shilling it and when asked to explain why he had it >it just goes up was his response essentially on tv.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:52:07 2023 No.55661847 >>55661825 >PROTESTants sorry, only catholics are going to heaven

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:52:51 2023 No.55661856 File: 87 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SELL SELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:53:49 2023 No.55661862 >>55661825 Jesus if he real (thanks for saving my soul anon)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:53:57 2023 No.55661864 File: 26 KB, 680x309, 212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661856 im slurping

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:54:11 2023 No.55661866 File: 209 KB, 720x834, 1653423227932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661847 > only catholics are going to heaven Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:54:32 2023 No.55661869 File: 112 KB, 640x640, ab6761610000e5eb9a93e273380982dff84c0d7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661702 >>55661836 ain't no tellin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:54:49 2023 No.55661873 File: 77 KB, 890x501, 1613517919154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661815 were all boomers now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:54:54 2023 No.55661875 File: 67 KB, 900x900, 1615577415396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RELEASE THE EARNINGS CUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:55:01 2023 No.55661878 >>55661825 >>55661862 Honest question: is believing in salvation with all your being worth the comfort, even if it's possibly just deluding yourself?

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:55:35 2023 No.55661882
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>>55661847
Fake Christians that preached works based salvations or other false gospels are cursed by God and they cannot get to heaven and they can never be saved from hell fire. Pic related.

Protestants and catholics that believe in work salvation are not Christians. If you are an unsaved churchgoer, you better repent of your unbelief and believe the gospel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:56:23 2023 No.55661892 >>55661191 I’m cancelling mine and I’ve been a Spotify user since the beta on PC. Apple Music mogs Spotify in every way besides the remote play control of Spotify

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:56:25 2023 No.55661893 File: 1.63 MB, 2431x1543, 4afd7cbdbb684497225197d3f7dbc14a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661825 I wish I believed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:57:37 2023 No.55661900 File: 198 KB, 396x339, 1674529657816090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661873 Always have been

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:58:26 2023 No.55661911 File: 2.83 MB, 1280x720, 1665971149842928.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >momentarilies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:58:58 2023 No.55661917 File: 118 KB, 1024x861, 1690295070190624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] any chance spotify goes to 80$ after hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:59:15 2023 No.55661921 File: 528 KB, 649x752, 1681488770086970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Stock shits itself all day >Recovers in the final 10 Stocks are gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:59:27 2023 No.55661924 File: 389 KB, 800x684, IMG_6966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661847 >>55661866 Catholic chads rise up

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:59:52 2023 No.55661928
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>>55661900
Now this is the most based man in the thread right now. I will never ever not be mad about the fact that they scrapped season 2 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Also, buying MSFT calls before the massive bull run tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:00:00 2023 No.55661929 File: 51 KB, 1000x1000, __jo_uisin_ex_rank_supporting_role_s_replay_in_a_prestigious_school_drawn_by_mynahan_rim__9869fcfad397e71edc6aa1758c50077f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:00:43 2023 No.55661936 File: 59 KB, 657x527, 1638036729577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 +1.57%

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:00:56 2023 No.55661939

>>55661878
I dont believe with all my being, I'm not a Christian. But if that other anon is right (that I need to submit once) then I'm already saved because I did as a kid.

I'd be surprised if there was NOTHING after death, consciousness is a very weird phenomena. But there might be nothing after death but instead things outside our universe that we're part of that are beyond our comprehension, that doesnt correlate with our understanding of time. Anyway, there are a lot of reports from people who've legally died and then been resurrected that are very comforting - like being able to see things in the room they shouldn't have been able to see because they were "floating" above, etc.

My grandmother (who died before I was born) was legally dead and brought back at one point, years before her actual death. She was like, "It was so beautiful. I'm not afraid to die anymore." And that's comforting. She was a Baha'i if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:01:01 2023 No.55661941 File: 724 KB, 498x373, thanos-snap-emoji.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 -1.2%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:01:40 2023 No.55661949 >>55661929 Were about to find out...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:01:45 2023 No.55661952 WTFWT NOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:02:09 2023 No.55661959 File: 36 KB, 492x486, eek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:02:27 2023 No.55661963 >>55661929 +4.99%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:02:28 2023 No.55661964 >>55661929 -1.28% gme and bbbyq

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:02:29 2023 No.55661965 uh oh MSFT is down after hours.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:02:37 2023 No.55661966 >MSFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:03:04 2023 No.55661969 File: 314 KB, 350x350, Tien explosion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MSFT the second the bell chimed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:03:11 2023 No.55661971 >>55661929 +1.37%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:03:24 2023 No.55661973 >>55661959 I love MSFT its like a drunk bar fight as soon as market closes on the day of their earning report.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:03:29 2023 No.55661974 File: 5 KB, 127x200, 1382122930768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 At one point this morning I was up nearly 2%, but I only ended up +.29% at the end of the day. >>55661928 Me too anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:03:32 2023 No.55661976 >>55661929 -$200 day cuz I didn’t cut my losses soon enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:04:09 2023 No.55661981 File: 45 KB, 526x528, 248394580_3520158654776098_4778520746409470854_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 +1.26%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:04:24 2023 No.55661985 File: 505 KB, 889x500, rocker pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN OIL'S BACK TELL A FRIEND

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:04:55 2023 No.55661991 File: 1.72 MB, 400x225, 1666902410304408.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >every day I fail >and ever day I get back up and try again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:05:14 2023 No.55661994 Microsoft, more like massivehard (red candles)! LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:05:55 2023 No.55661999 >>55661969 >Microsoft drags the whole market down and bears are vindicated

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:05:56 2023 No.55662000

>MSFT
Revenue was $56.2 billion and increased 8% (up 10% in constant currency)

· Operating income was $24.3 billion and increased 18% (up 21% in constant currency)

· Net income was $20.1 billion and increased 20% (up 23% in constant currency)

· Diluted earnings per share was $2.69 and increased 21% (up 23% in constant currency)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:06:42 2023 No.55662008 >>55662000 Azure growth was 26% only. Thats why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:07:49 2023 No.55662017 Should I dump my entire $17k commission check into 2025 MSFT leaps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:09:13 2023 No.55662028 MSFT showing profit taking but holding at the previous ATH it recently broke. Sounds like we're holding for higher boys. Bobos PLEASE keep selling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:09:29 2023 No.55662031 Banc of california acquiring pacwest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:09:53 2023 No.55662035 File: 240 KB, 322x473, 1662923949059650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 Was down like -1% in the morning due to RTX and a bunch of other aerospace shit, but ended -0.27%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:10:36 2023 No.55662043 GOOG revenue growth was 7% yoy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:10:39 2023 No.55662044 File: 541 KB, 850x1105, sample_3aec784cd5217e1288b9b22111893c69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 I don't wanna look. I'll just post anime sluts instead.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:12:08 2023 No.55662049
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>Thomas Peterffy, the billionaire founder and chairman of electronic brokerage giant Interactive Brokers Group Inc. (IBKR), thinks the rally in the U.S. stock market has been overdone, and views hopes for a soft landing for the U.S. economy as simply "wishful thinking."

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:12:49 2023 No.55662059
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>>55661929
>tens of thousands of dollars in gains in the past month
>still tens of thousands of dollars in the red
At least I can now write calls that won't leave me hurting if they get assigned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:12:56 2023 No.55662060 File: 197 KB, 917x871, 1679159999013091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am heeemd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:13:27 2023 No.55662063 >>55662049 ...you realize thats a win for bobos right?

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:13:29 2023 No.55662064
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>>55661229
lists halted as 14:36:59
>>55661836
another pic related is BAC at 14:36 viewing single ticks

all banks I have checked have a similar spike.
algos buying like crazy due to halt ? how do we profit off this ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:14:09 2023 No.55662068 i will short goog at open tomorrow if the gains hold. these are not good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:14:30 2023 No.55662073 >>55662063 Sure, if you assume he's correct

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:18:29 2023 No.55662100 Nobody here told me to buy GOOG calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:19:24 2023 No.55662113 I should have straddled msft earnings instead of longing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:19:52 2023 No.55662115 >>55662068 >these are not good What wasn't good about the earnings? Looks good to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:21:22 2023 No.55662126 It cannot be overstated just how over it is for the bobo's. Do not feel bad for them. They do it to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:22:28 2023 No.55662135 >3:00 PM Central Time >The closing bell rings >Take the Money and Run immediately starts playing on the radio Was that an omen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:23:11 2023 No.55662144 Ok markets closed its time we all go home to our wives and girlfriends

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:24:21 2023 No.55662154 MSFT going into giga schizo movement right now

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:24:38 2023 No.55662161
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Imagine getting bearish on the rest of tech because a meme car company run by a giant cash-burning retard and a streaming service that's lost access to new content indefinitely (writers strike) had shitty earnings last week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:24:52 2023 No.55662167 File: 81 KB, 931x143, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AI AI >AI AI >AI AI >AI AI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:24:52 2023 No.55662166 bros I thought spotify would keep going down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:25:18 2023 No.55662170 >>55662144 Haha yeah, my girl is ready for my sex moves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:25:24 2023 No.55662171 FUCK BOBOS. FUCKING RETARDS. TWO MORE WEEKS!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:25:32 2023 No.55662173 >>55662073 Why post it if you assume hes wrong then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:29:24 2023 No.55662220 File: 326 KB, 604x594, 1659740681943482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >meta pump, amzn dumps >telecom dumped wtf is even going on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:34:02 2023 No.55662265 >>55660811 Bill Gates has done more to prevent African birthrates from skyrocketing compared to any other living man. He's a hero.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:34:37 2023 No.55662277 File: 19 KB, 316x286, 3de22b776c72089f75929150101e72a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOBO BTFO /NQ TO 20000 BABY YEEHAW COCKADOODLE DOO TRUMP 2024 MAKE THE NASDAQ GREAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:35:02 2023 No.55662281 >>55660999 Very nice, sir. Thank you, sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:35:06 2023 No.55662283 File: 2.80 MB, 720x902, 1689014876116602.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662220 You are watching kikes pull the strings to control the entire market so Microsoft doesnt drag everything down to zero

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:36:31 2023 No.55662291 i barely even bother opening my client these days bros, there's no point, you just know the market will close between some 1% range

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:37:04 2023 No.55662295 File: 77 KB, 750x750, 1604756968852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55661929 -0.02% but only because I forgot to sell a memestock. Otherwise I'd be in the green.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:37:46 2023 No.55662304 So where's bobo's big crash?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:39:43 2023 No.55662319 >>55660999 good morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:40:03 2023 No.55662322 >>55662304 Any day now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:41:03 2023 No.55662330 File: 876 KB, 3532x3532, F1wPKf9akAASJJ_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MSFT just saved the bull run never sell MSFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:42:55 2023 No.55662347 >>55662167 Microsoft should be able to save alot by replacing 10k pajeets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:42:56 2023 No.55662348 >>55662304 Just short COIN and PLTR. Two more weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:42:58 2023 No.55662350 >>55662304 14 days

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:42:58 2023 No.55662352
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>>55662115
same story as everything else margins. inflation is not gone its rebounding. cost of revenue increasing faster than revenue itself. look for more and more layoff announcements over the next few weeks. look at V.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:43:00 2023 No.55662353 >>55662291 Just invest more in msft/nvda and you go up 2% daily!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:44:27 2023 No.55662365 File: 81 KB, 303x419, 1685660494453789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662304 Man if this week chock full of economic bullshit doesn't do it, I don't know what will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:44:46 2023 No.55662368 stay far far away from financials. even your precious JPM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:44:52 2023 No.55662370 >>55662352 Nvdas cost of revenue nearly doubled since last year

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:45:56 2023 No.55662382
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>>55661929
meh. It took two weeks but I have finally trained the neighbor's dog (I am dog sitting a couple days a week for them) how to stop being an annoying little shit. I don't think they trained him at all aside from bathroom training. No recall, no control over barking, obnoxious separation anxiety even when I just go to take a shower. He's cool now and is sleeping on my feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:46:43 2023 No.55662387 >>55662353 >make 4% on uninvested cash instead of buying into the chinksect AI scam solid market

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:48:06 2023 No.55662402 >>55662382 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFehGXnuNrg

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:49:23 2023 No.55662415
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>>55662368
are you sure

>Wells Fargo $WFC just increased its quarterly dividend to $0.35 per share up from $0.30 per share

>Wells also announced a new $30 Billion share buyback program

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:49:31 2023 No.55662416 >>55662370 yeah its a meme though so nothing really matters. who knows when it will go down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:55:40 2023 No.55662456 Fed is gonna release new bank requirements on thursday and these will also affect smaller banks. Banks about to get heem'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:55:53 2023 No.55662457 File: 32 KB, 566x309, tdoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tdoc has potential

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:56:16 2023 No.55662461 File: 41 KB, 589x450, BIDENOMICS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you based Biden

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:57:03 2023 No.55662467 Is google pre pumping for a good ol dump?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:58:01 2023 No.55662476 Hmm, might reshort FAANG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:58:05 2023 No.55662477 >>55662461 This whole time I thought that was just my swollen prostate

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:58:08 2023 No.55662478
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> MUH MSFT MUH PUMP MUH BOBOS BTFO

KEK BAGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEES . I knew i was shorting the top , especially when /smg/ and the lum faggot starts to get euphoric

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:59:12 2023 No.55662487 >>55662478 KEK BAGGIES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:59:28 2023 No.55662489 File: 216 KB, 1024x1600, F016K0wXgAcHpzV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662478 in 20 years MSFT will be 2000% higher than it is today, please try to understand the AI revolution

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:59:58 2023 No.55662492 File: 121 KB, 1280x1280, 1689923219316678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662461 Budenomics are based!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:00:36 2023 No.55662496 >>55662478 >MSFT +1% on the day Sure bobo. you shorted the top buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:01:18 2023 No.55662498 File: 341 KB, 646x595, 1655994003330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MSFT is only 12% of my net worth I'm not worried

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:01:51 2023 No.55662504 File: 34 KB, 642x654, exit all markets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662478

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:02:27 2023 No.55662508 File: 323 KB, 1920x1080, 1675282481077001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662461 AH SHIT I'M FEELIN IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:04:14 2023 No.55662520 >>55662504 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:04:46 2023 No.55662526 this is not financial advice but MULN is ripe for last leg of life shorting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:05:28 2023 No.55662532 >>55662489 Soon as the ai can create a lightweight os we can just ditch msft spyware.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:06:41 2023 No.55662545 couldn't save them, RIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:09:04 2023 No.55662563 My GOOG doin a lil sum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:10:08 2023 No.55662571 File: 858 KB, 1080x1080, 1598824815755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662461 Oh I'm feeling it alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:12:56 2023 No.55662593 Chicken balls up 50% ar the Chinese joint I like Send everything to zero, I hate everything about this nigger economy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:13:27 2023 No.55662599 PACW is going to squeeze so hard I hope all you "banking crisis" bobos get liquidated for betting against American financial institutions, they literally have money in vaults, how could you be so greedy as to short a bank?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:13:47 2023 No.55662606 >>55662593 Just got o PNDAXPRS like the rest of the normies

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:14:51 2023 No.55662613

>>55662402
Long time ago I did much research on dog trainings for my own dog at the time and got pretty good at it. If you read dog body language well and know the effective techniques you can whip even old dogs (metaphorically) in to shape quite quickly. It's a matter of effective communication of the human's request. For example raising your voice when the dog barks just reinforces the behaviour as dog thinks barking = everybody barking = high stress situation. Instead barking = no attention, no treats, no positive reinforcement. Stopping barking = treats and good boy yes you are a good boy who's a good boy that's you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:15:20 2023 No.55662618 File: 304 KB, 1000x1000, 1666065580601874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662599 What if the dollar destruction we needed is from the bears?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:15:40 2023 No.55662621 >>55662616 >>55662616 >>55662616

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:16:17 2023 No.55662627 Google censors Republicans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:16:43 2023 No.55662633 >>55662606 Nearest Panda Express is over an hour away so that's not happening

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:21:28 2023 No.55662672 >>55662593 The muffins in Costco have gone up from £6.99 to £7.99 in the space of two months. What is this madness?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:30:44 2023 No.55662751 >>55661716 fucking legend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:33:25 2023 No.55662785 File: 158 KB, 1571x805, That one fucking chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662478 >being that guy I'm surprised you didn't scream "glowniggers" at everyone in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:39:08 2023 No.55662848 File: 11 KB, 427x400, 1689757189410045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55662599 >they literally have money in vaults They've been practicing 0% reserve banking since 2020. There is no money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:41:54 2023 No.55662865 MSFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:50:08 2023 No.55662923 >>55662865 it's tryin' but strugglin' with an upspike

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:52:59 2023 No.55662949 >>55662785 glownigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:58:09 2023 No.55662994 >>55661804 Got out of DPST today up 52%. All in NRGU now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:03:41 2023 No.55663050 >>55661929 0.53%

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