/smg/ - stock market general

[/smg/ - stock market general No.55649459]

Knock His Dreads Off Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Live Trading Stream
https://www.twitch.tv/TheLiveTradingChannel

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55649470]

first

[Anonymous No.55649476]

>>55649459
I genuinely don't know if I can think of another nigger that looks more niggerish than spotemgottem

[Anonymous No.55649485]

>CANADA WHOLESALE SALES (MOM) ACTUAL: -4.4% VS 3.5% PREVIOUS
>List of countries objectively in recession right now:
>China
>UK
>Canada
>>55649409
Germany - pretty much all of EU since it's so interlinked
https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/german-recession-end-q2-with-slight-gdp-rise-bundesbank-2023-06-26/
German car manufacturers are reporting that economic conditions are worse than they were during great financial crisis 08
every nation in Asia seeing HUGE declines in their exports, every month we get a new report out saying
>Singapore -10% exports MoM
>South Korea -10%
etc
global trade is completely collapsing, global recession everywhere
>BuT tHe U.s WiLl bE uNaFfeCtEd By A hArD gLoBaL rEcEsSiOn, AnOn!!!!!!!one

[Anonymous No.55649487]

first for
BOIL/KOLD/UNG
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS

[Anonymous No.55649491]

its just keeps going up. fuck meeeee

[Anonymous No.55649495]

[Anonymous No.55649511]

>>55649459
>>55649476
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/07/20/rapper-spottemgottem-arrested-after-high-speed-chase-in-north-miami-beach/
uh oh

[Anonymous No.55649514]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55649515]

line goes up simple as

[Anonymous No.55649516]

I sold too early

[Anonymous No.55649519]

Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55649526]

jej

[Anonymous No.55649528]

if the fed doesn't pump the dxy on Wednesday i'm buying so much fucking bitcoin

[Anonymous No.55649534]

first

[Anonymous No.55649537]

>>55649514

[Anonymous No.55649546]

if there's anything i hate more than a retardpump day or a retarddump day is a day full of retardpumps and retarddumps

[Anonymous No.55649557]

>>55649514
no, I bought KOLD at today's BOIL peak, and UNG at today's BOIL trough.

[Anonymous No.55649573]

VIX is going to zero

[Anonymous No.55649581]

>>55649557
Elvis got pissed off one time and fired a pistol at his TV in his hotel room in Vegas and didn't even get in trouble for it. The good ol' days.

[Anonymous No.55649589]

Oh shit, OIL going for 79$

[Anonymous No.55649590]

>another day of stocks up yields up

[Anonymous No.55649602]

>>55649557
My UNG DCA is 6.75 I’m holding for a while

To the thread, long term, is DIS gonna be ok?

[Anonymous No.55649607]

>>55649581
It's Elvis. The TV that Elvis shot is probably worth more than me. Being talented and famous is a better investment than stuck morket

[Anonymous No.55649611]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55649623]

i really need a good correction so i can grab STEM for 5$ or less
please

[Anonymous No.55649631]

>>55649485
The reality is that the rest of the world is starting to lag behind while the US is picking up, once again taking the throne and ruling with an iron hand. The data can make it seem like entire societies are falling apart when that most definitely ain't the case.
This is insanely bullish for the growth of the US industry. Anyone not invested in the US industry (especially tech) is gonna get left in the dust

[Anonymous No.55649637]

The melt-up has arrived

[Anonymous No.55649639]

>>55649590
sell the bonds buy the equities simple as

[Anonymous No.55649644]

do you guys review your every trade afterwards?

[Anonymous No.55649647]

> OIL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55649652]

Who /CVX/ here?

[Anonymous No.55649667]

>>55649631
>– U.S. business activity slowed to a five-month low in July, dragged down by decelerating service-sector growth, closely watched survey data on Monday showed, but falling input prices and slowed hiring indicate the Federal Reserve could be making progress on important fronts in its bid to reduce inflation.

S&P Global said its flash U.S. Composite PMI index, which tracks manufacturing and service sectors, fell to a reading of 52 in July from 53.2 in June. July's reading showed the sixth straight month of growth but was restrained by softening conditions in the service sector.

[Anonymous No.55649680]

>>55649581
>i stay in hotels tear out the walls
>i have accountants pay for it all
>>55649602
EXCELLENT DCA. I had some a bit lower but sold it, I don't hang onto UNG, just swing it, while hanging onto BOIL. Man, that's a good average, kick ass.
I personally wouldn't risk shit on DIS because they themselves are just shitting all over everything they have and there's no sign of that direction changing anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.55649681]

>>55649644
i dont trade im just here to post pictures

[Anonymous No.55649690]

UVXY gang

[Anonymous No.55649698]

>>55649631
there will be no one to sell the semiconductors to in a global recession my friend
if you increase the supply, and demand falls, prices fall - bearish for profits

[Anonymous No.55649702]

>qqq about to go red again
Epic fucking kangaroo market.

[Anonymous No.55649707]

>>55649667
The PMI data is first of all highly manipulated and arbitrary. Secondly, look at pic related and tell me you can evaluate anything... I mean sure, it is below 50 but only slightly.
The fact of the matter is that tech is running at high gear in the US right now and will run even hotter as of this year. Anyone working with chips and semis can confirm this.

[Anonymous No.55649717]

>>55649644
I review every trade at all times, before, during, after, whatever. In the late evenings I do laps around the back yard trail and talk to myself working out what I might should have done and might should do coming up, in detail. I try to work out the psychological aspects too, and sorta preprime myself for the various potentials that could arise within my established trades ahead or whatever all else.

[Anonymous No.55649718]

>>55649702
>fake and gay pump turns out to be fake and gay
>surprised pikachu face

[Anonymous No.55649720]

Half my portfolio reports earnings this week, its so joever

[Anonymous No.55649765]

>>55649720
That's a man

[Anonymous No.55649775]

>>55649698
Even with a slight recession (worst case scenario), everybody will still buy semis and tech. Private spending MIGHT decrease but that doesn't really matter anymore for big tech. Of course growth would slow down slightly... so instead of +200% returns every year we get +100% instead (case in point, NVDA). I can live with that

[Anonymous No.55649778]

>>55649765
What the fuck is the deal with cats?

[Anonymous No.55649791]

>>55649707
Tell that Micron or TSMC

[Anonymous No.55649801]

>>55649717
good habit. lot of legends always reviewd their trades to learn from mistakes.

[Anonymous No.55649812]

VLO is my top holding. broke out of bearish wedge on the 1D that i was getting nervous about. should pull back to 118-120 range to test new support. if confirmed it could make new ATH on good earnings

[Anonymous No.55649813]

>>55649775
>slight recession worst case scenario
buddy, have you not been paying attention to the debt?
have you not been paying attention to
>the national debt
>credit card debt
>housing debt
>student loan debt
>personal debt
buddy.. this is not going to be a "slight recession" - this is going to the most severe contraction since the financial crisis; honestly it is probably going to be worse, as we have been creating bad debt for almost 15 years since; bubbles within bubbles within bubbles
>spending doesn't matter for big tech
buddy.. "big tech" is just "big advertising"
when the advertising money goes bye bye, big tech goes bye bye - reminder: advertising is an expense that is the easiest for a company to cut; they don't have to lay off employees - it's a "flex" expense

[Anonymous No.55649822]

Zuckem Cuckem & Space Chungus linked up! Sneed it or feed it?

[Anonymous No.55649834]

>>55649765
Actually thats a MonsterTM ticker MNST with a P/E of 54
Its got what zoomers crave

[Anonymous No.55649843]

>>55649778
They're just fucking cunts mate. No other way to describe them.

[Anonymous No.55649881]

>PACW pumping into earnings

It's going to dump after earnings, isnt it? How are regional banks doing lately? Are they still about to go under?

[Anonymous No.55649890]

Just got approved to trade options, how do I stop myself becoming poor and instead profit?
The only thing I know about options is that you're supposed to wait until the last minute and always execute
Any other advice?

[Anonymous No.55649891]

>>55649813
You sound like a leaf but I agree

[Anonymous No.55649905]

>>55649891
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.55649906]

Looking to buy stocks for the first time in my life. Will keep it for 6-12 months. Would something like Microsoft be any good for this?

[Anonymous No.55649911]

>>55649881
>NET dumping into earnings
i bought the one piece of shit dumping non stop

[Anonymous No.55649924]

>>55649459
Name ONE big finance youtuber that isn't jewish

[Anonymous No.55649926]

If a fund pays dividends that’s like $0.873 cents per share, how do they actually pay out the part that’s smaller than a penny?

[Anonymous No.55649927]

>>55649911
You've clearly never seen my portfolio

[Anonymous No.55649930]

>>55649906
This is how you know we are at the top.

[Anonymous No.55649937]

>>55649924
I'm not Jewish.

[Anonymous No.55649947]

>>55649930
No this is the semi top. He still first has to make a bunch of money quickly and feel like a genius, throwing all his money in with some complimentary leverage from his broker.
Then you will know its the top.

[Anonymous No.55649951]

>>55649937
He meant big as in subscribers/views not a fatass

[Anonymous No.55649960]

>>55649906
Every time I contemplate going to the US and work there because of the insanely high wages, it always hits me that there is no such history and such cool architecture. Take a walk through Turin (for instance) and then any city in the US. Completely soulless.
And yes, you literally cannot go wrong with MSFT. Most likely gonna beat earnings tomorrow so it's up to you if you wanna play earnings or not but long-term it doesn't matter if it falls 5% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55649961]

which puts are you guys eyeing for the inevitable downturn? I need to make a 10x.

[Anonymous No.55649966]

>>55649906
>this sure is a preculture market.

[Anonymous No.55649968]

>>55649813
>this is going to the most severe contraction since the financial crisis; honestly it is probably going to be worse

Oh no not worse than most sever. I'm so scared bros

[Anonymous No.55649982]

two more weeks bobo?

[Anonymous No.55649989]

>>55649951
Hey don't get fucking mouthy with me chud, I'm not in the mood after yesterday

[Anonymous No.55649991]

>>55649960
I like how msft does fucking nothing but make the new versions of their software not work with older and somehow is still making money.

[Anonymous No.55649992]

>ctrl f DISH
>0 results

[Anonymous No.55649997]

>>55649961
CVNA

[Anonymous No.55650003]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A02SsG-cNYQ
giant new jersey windfarms are only the start, hopefully all of coastal NA is gonna use some of MPs magnets
soo buy buy buy, i dont care what you think lets all just buy it and hold it

[Anonymous No.55650011]

>>55649989
only when you stop lying to yourself and accept that you are disgustingly fat can the healing begin friendo. Until then you need to shitting up the internet with your pathetic videos

[Anonymous No.55650013]

>>55649989
*need to stop

[Anonymous No.55650021]

>>55649997
cramer said to sell it......

[Anonymous No.55650034]

>>55649514

[Anonymous No.55650036]

boring day

[Anonymous No.55650039]

What's up with NIO?

[Anonymous No.55650046]

>>55650011
>>55650013
Couldn't even type out the post without an error because you're intimidated talking to a celebrity. Truly pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55650048]

>>55650036
These days are my most fun days! Although this Thursday will be fun for TLRY.

[Anonymous No.55650060]

what do u guys think about buying year out spy put leaps? Free money right? No way this shit keeps going up.

[Anonymous No.55650065]

>>55649991
Don't forget the bugs... I swear to bloody hell I've never had so many issues with a Windows until Windows 11. And Edge is still kinda broken. But hey a $30 AI bot for Office, now that is proper bullish

[Anonymous No.55650066]

>>55650046
ok you got me. I will hand over that bussy

[Anonymous No.55650076]

>>55649997
The premiums for this are ridiculously expensive, how will you even make any money off this

[Anonymous No.55650079]

>>55649801
I took a couple of bad losses right after strong wins and it was absolutely crucial to work out *why* those happened, and both were largely either preventable or substantially mitigatable had I only kept my psychological cool. I have other similar trades that do not show up here because during that flat stretch I'd moved to E*TRADE before returning to HOOD, so this timeline is incomplete. The primary issue that fed the depth of those losses was panic selling. I'd yet to learn enough of the behavior of BOIL and could have held through them and come out far better. I also had to learn patiently awaiting entrances, and also not listening to others who announced trades they were making with great confidence, and my own thoughts having been "eh, not yet" but thinking they probably knew better so going ahead and jumping in. Of course, the very first losses were similar to that, jumping into BOIL as a virgin babe on the hype of NC BOIL KANG when it was still too high and heading deeper and deeper downwards into Spring. Funnily enough I got out of those with a lot less damage thanks to averaging down and selling little relative humps along the way.

[Anonymous No.55650081]

>>55650066
Finally proper respect being show..

[Anonymous No.55650088]

>>55649813
feels like it can't crash at this point despite all that were less than 10% off SPY ath. If it was going to it would've already happened

[Anonymous No.55650091]

>>55650046
KEK
fuckin' BASED

[Anonymous No.55650095]

>>55649801
>>55650079
Shit, just nooooticed I forgot picrel.

[Anonymous No.55650105]

>>55649843
>Nyaggers could be here, he thought
>Nyaggers could be there

[Anonymous No.55650107]

>>55650088
>it hasn't happened yet
>therefore, it can't happen, at all
You will see. You will learn.
Every business cycle, it's the same thing - investors blindsided by the clearly telegraphed recession.
>How could this have happened???
>Oh right, all of those warning signs..

[Anonymous No.55650109]

>>55650076
2024-2025 expiration HODL + DCA

[Anonymous No.55650124]

CHINA BROS, I THINK WE ARE BACK!

THANK YOU, DADDY XI

[Anonymous No.55650130]

>>55649485
> Canada

Just change the definition in the Canadian wikipedia

[Anonymous No.55650133]

>>55650107
Why is all the money ignoring every single sign then? It's like they know something we don't. You can't have billions and be stupid otherwise you would just be a wagie not a hedgefag owner.

[Anonymous No.55650134]

>>55649890
Sell covered calls on stocks you're already positive on, and sell puts on stocks, at prices, you want to buy.

[Anonymous No.55650136]

>>55650088
Recessions and crashes can’t start in the Summer, simple as. Wait until after Labor Day to declare the market can’t crash

[Anonymous No.55650137]

>>55650124
哦不,畏缩

[Anonymous No.55650139]

>>55650079
yeah im never listening to someone else. that i have on a good level. patience is a huge skill needed. minimizing risk is too.

[Anonymous No.55650146]

>>55650136
They start when they start its not seasonal that's shit boomers and TV kikes say.

[Anonymous No.55650149]

>>55650124
Back in recession?

[Anonymous No.55650156]

>>55650133
The money is going to be useless "soon". Make as much as you can and buy physical things seems to be the spirit of the market.

[Anonymous No.55650158]

>>55650133
Have you ever heard the expression
>the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
There is a reason why this phrase has existed for 100 years, anon.
>but.. but... they're smart!
Lol. Yeah. There were also a lot of smart people that had invested before 2008. There were also a lot of smart people who had invested in Enron. There were also a lot of smart people who bought the dotcom bubble. Isaac Newton - do you think he was smart anon?
Smart means absolutely jackshit in markets.
>pic related
We just had 100th percentile short covering on indices - we had one of the biggest short squeezes in history over the last 2 quarters

[Anonymous No.55650164]

>Fuel Oil
>Oil
>Gas
>August CPI
>+3,0%

[Anonymous No.55650166]

>>55650137
Speaking of ching chong, I wonder where baggot is?

[Anonymous No.55650168]

>>55650124
What happened? Can't find anything. I only see copper is up so China is obviously doing something

[Anonymous No.55650169]

Where can I take some trading classes? I really suck at trading and I have negative P/L last year and this year

[Anonymous No.55650182]

bulls bulling

[Anonymous No.55650188]

AMC SHORT SQUEEZE

[Anonymous No.55650191]

>>55650169
I'll teach you
Rule number 1: give me all your money
I accept highly illiquid penny stocks as payment

[Anonymous No.55650199]

>>55650065
How the fuck do they keep making an os use more ram and still be worse? Fucking pajeets I swear

[Anonymous No.55650202]

>>55650169

Youtube.

[Anonymous No.55650211]

fuck you, fuck you, but most of all fuck (you)

[Anonymous No.55650213]

>>55650158
Why are people closing shorts now thats retarded? What exactly do you mean by 100th percentile short covering? Like more covering than ever seen ever post covid scare? There's no way.

[Anonymous No.55650219]

>>55650211
Thats fucked up but checked

[Anonymous No.55650221]

>>55650139
>minimizing risk
another irony is I've recently blown making the most of opportunities by *over* minimalizing risk, thanks largely to getting burnt so badly previously. I knew good and fucking well those were excellent prices to buy at but bought a bit too timidly. The patience got forced on me by realizing the need to be in it all along the way was getting me fucked and I could just pull out, wait, and watch until I *knew* the water was good for wading into. That stretch you see after the big loses where it just slowly ramps up was me staying the fuck out of BOIL while it was doing a lot of ripping, and just buying into some good bargain stooks and letting them make little bits of trickle money while watching/waiting on BOIL. The dip you see at the end of that gradual ramp up was seeing BOIL dip and start buying, but it kept dipping, and I kept buying/holding into that dip, knowing good and well a rip was coming at some point. Anyway, maybe someone can get a little benefit out of this sharing of the processing, who knows. The psychological aspects are absolutely critical. Some Anon, bless them, shares a trading psychology presentation video sometimes. It's gooooood shit.

[Anonymous No.55650222]

>>55650188
Goofku and baggie (he has a strap-on on his penis)

[Anonymous No.55650228]

>>55650146
Watch me predict the market until Labor Day

>Powell raises rates Wednesday
>market goes down 1.5% at most
>market rallies and goes back up 1.5% over the next week
>the market crabs or goes up the entire month of August

My only disclaimer is if JPow comes in and fucks with everyone again like he did at Jackson Hole, the market can go down. There will be no other surprises or black swans until after Labor Day

[Anonymous No.55650241]

>>55650169
https://youtu.be/j8pb30llBv0
https://youtu.be/ASM1sX1P8cA
https://youtu.be/RiKDzEXM7pA

[Anonymous No.55650242]

>>55650124
Citizen your Renminbi has been deposted into your account and plus five to your social Credit score.

[Anonymous No.55650243]

>>55650228
What's so special about labor day?

[Anonymous No.55650244]

True government is thriving

[Anonymous No.55650252]

any black betties this week?

[Anonymous No.55650261]

>>55650169
they are usually pretty expensive like 1k. and they spoon feed you stuff you can read from books.


figure out a style that suits your personality and then get the book of that style and reread till its automatic.

[Anonymous No.55650264]

>>55650048
Will I ever be made whole?

[Anonymous No.55650265]

Where are all the TSLA shorters now?

[Anonymous No.55650269]

>>55650228
>if JPow comes in and fucks with everyone again

[Anonymous No.55650271]

>>55650213
the market has listened to the propaganda, had drank the kool aid, that we will have 'no landing' or 'soft landing'
>why are people closing shorts now thats retarded
they don't have a choice. that's what a short squeeze is. their positions are so underwater, that they can either cover, or put up more collateral
>what exactly do you mean by 100th percentile short covering
That compared to any other period in the last 2 years, there has been more short covering for indices and index products, 100th percentile
JP Morgan has a proprietary model that tracks this percentile
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-07/force-firing-up-the-stock-market-cools-off-with-shorts-conceding?in_source=embedded-checkout-banner
https://archive.is/ZsGdb
it is a combination of margin calls, as well as drinking the kool aid FOMO working in conjunction

[Anonymous No.55650274]

bobros, wtf? we got two, 2, TWO days of red and that was it? why will they not let us cum???

[Anonymous No.55650289]

>>55649911
I know that feel bro

[Anonymous No.55650292]

>>55650264
No

[Anonymous No.55650304]

TSLY BROS WE DID IT!

[Anonymous No.55650305]

>>55650221
>another irony is I've recently blown making the most of opportunities by *over* minimalizing risk

yeah but that will never blow up in your face like taking bigger risk can. you might miss something being too cautious but you will also miss huge losses that way.
that is the most important thing. you can fuck up everything with one bad trade. yeah psychology is very important. you have to you know your own psychological weaknesses and strengths.

[Anonymous No.55650307]

>>55649681
Based

[Anonymous No.55650308]

>>55650243
All the traders who could crash the market are on vacation during the Summer. Summer last from Memorial Day to Labor Day, so there won’t be any significant downward price action before that date

[Anonymous No.55650315]

>>55650264
Whenever weed is legalized federally and they make an ETF it should have the ticker $DOOD

[Anonymous No.55650329]

>>55650169
In the end people will just tell you you can't beat sp 500 and you should invest in an index fund.

[Anonymous No.55650349]

did the big guy at the fed say he was gonna dump some stock? https://swingtradebot.com/charts?page=2 it would be the ones' that have topped, no?

[Anonymous No.55650352]

Oil? OIL.

[Anonymous No.55650366]

i missed a 20% move today.

i was buying and the price was 7 cents away. then it started to run up and i was left behind. now its up like a dollar.

what a nice experience at the market today was.

[Anonymous No.55650382]

>>55650366
ok i scanned your post for anti-semitism and while not overt, i'm sure it's there
going to go ahead and request you cool it

[Anonymous No.55650401]

>10yr yield
green
>2yr yield
green
>30yr yield
green

[Anonymous No.55650404]

>>55650305
yes, I wound up arriving at the notion I'd rather miss a good trade than take a bad one.

[Anonymous No.55650420]

boughted a little more UNG in that dip

[Anonymous No.55650429]

Finally we’re dumping again. Suck my balls you stupid bull niggers.

[Anonymous No.55650432]

OILGANG

[Anonymous No.55650444]

I don't have any bias long or short, I just trade whatever I see the market doing

[Anonymous No.55650445]

What happened today? What’s up with this pump?

[Anonymous No.55650449]

>>55650401
>2yr green
that just means the risk inflection cliff is pushed closer to the 6mo. enjoy this christmas it will be our last

[Anonymous No.55650452]

bros im mooning!!! bro!!!

[Anonymous No.55650474]

>settled in cash vs. shares
I don't understand this. Aren't stocks always settled in shares?

[Anonymous No.55650478]

Hmm... Should I buy more BLK now or wait until after the interest rate hike later this week?

>>55650432
Based. I've been meaning to put more into NRGU next time it dips, but it's up whenever I check my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.55650479]

what the F*CK you fricks told me TSLA would recover on Monday

[Anonymous No.55650486]

soxl doing the reverse of friday now pumping and dumping in a descending manner lol

[Anonymous No.55650492]

what is this fuckery?
O is yielding below 5%

[Anonymous No.55650494]

Stop posting that black dude. he is not SMG!

[Anonymous No.55650496]

>>55650479
You should only ever follow SMG’s advice when we’re right. Do not listen when we’re wrong

[Anonymous No.55650497]

How does SPY keep going straight up?

[Anonymous No.55650516]

>>55650494
hes got an smg and hes not afraid of losing money

[Anonymous No.55650518]

>>55650497
0DTE has solved the market

[Anonymous No.55650520]

>get back from long bike ride
>stocks are up
>chicken thighs are fully defrosted
almost feeling productive today

[Anonymous No.55650524]

jumping crab day

[Anonymous No.55650537]

>>55650518
This

[Anonymous No.55650544]

>>55650520
blessed

[Anonymous No.55650546]

>>55650444
What's your YTD?

[Anonymous No.55650558]

Please buy PACW thank you

[Anonymous No.55650559]

>>55650546
-%87.14

[Anonymous No.55650563]

>>55650486
Based whats a good entry

[Anonymous No.55650575]

>>55650537
the markets will be entirely solvedest if/when CBOE switches their entire 0DTE stock & ETF offerings from american to european exercise style.

[Anonymous No.55650584]

Today has to be the gayest price action in the history of the stock market. Why is the DOW leading? Fuck DOW boomers

[Anonymous No.55650590]

Make a new thread, this nigger is disgusting

[Anonymous No.55650601]

>>55650584
DOW boomers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tech troons who will never be women or men
try eating some tech sometime when you get hungry and see what that does for you. The DOW keeps you faggots fed and in comfortable ac/heat.

[Anonymous No.55650602]

drv is drving into the floor every single day

[Anonymous No.55650615]

If I start investing now $1k/month, can I retire before TES6 release? What is optimal strategy?

[Anonymous No.55650626]

>Twitter

[Anonymous No.55650629]

>>55650626
>>55650626
WHOA IS THIS REAL

[Anonymous No.55650635]

I pulled out of nasdaq temporarily here.
Update from boss re; promotion i am qualified for but knew boss would never give.
>Unfortunately we needed someone with more management experience than you currently have
Lol suck my dick I have 15 years experience on the job and large chunks of that have involved management in an unofficial capacity. Fucking bastards.

[Anonymous No.55650638]

>>55650601
Don't care boomer. why would I invest in anything other than the tech the tranny's come up with? They have the highest PE ratios. When the last of you are dead maybe we can get some real price discovery.

[Anonymous No.55650640]

spotify is doing a price increase
bulldog?

[Anonymous No.55650649]

>>55650635
maybe they are really needing to fill a diversity quota

[Anonymous No.55650655]

>>55650638
when the last of us are dead you will all starve and die of moonkeypoox

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55650660]

My real question is what will I do with all the money I make from my 600 SKYT calls expiring in October.

Im gonna be like that CLF tranny who offed himself except ill be working out and fucking picrel and snorting cocaine and such.

[Anonymous No.55650662]

I wonder if the traders or algos who buy my covered calls ever feel retarded for not selling or exercising them when they're ITM. Are algorithms capable of feeling remorse?

[Anonymous No.55650663]

We are either going to rally to break all time highs or we are going to have a huge correction crash. If you guess right you will make a lot of money.

You have 50/50 chance of making it.

[Anonymous No.55650666]

>>55650635
Switch jobs immediately, bro. That guy is a dick... or well, maybe you are autistic?

[Anonymous No.55650669]

>>55649514
Usually sell them

[Anonymous No.55650676]

>>55650655
It's a tragedy you weren't all wiped out after mindlessly taking the vaccine. When you're gone every brainless retard will still be gladly paying an entire months rent on the latest iphone. Tech is the way.

[Anonymous No.55650684]

How are the bears holding up?

[Anonymous No.55650689]

nothing happens during the day any more, its all after market jewery opening either gapped up or down

[Anonymous No.55650698]

>>55650444
>>55650559
Stop trading and start investing.

[Anonymous No.55650709]

>>55650626
>>55650629
This has to be cg? Damn it looks real
Calls on ai

[Anonymous No.55650716]

>>55649717
Do you have some kind of form to record your trades?

[Anonymous No.55650721]

>>55650660
It didn’t run on ai hype why would it run now?

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55650725]

Wtf am i banned already

[Anonymous No.55650729]

To whomever was shilling SOFI, post thine shares.

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55650738]

>>55650721
Oh its gonna run on positive earnings bro. First time ever. Gonna be yuge.

[Anonymous No.55650746]

>>55650676
>gets deep and hard fucked by unforeseen repercussions
tech and its consequences will continue to be a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.55650750]

>>55650497
There was a case in the US where hotels began using algorithms to price hotel rooms based on the market. All of these algorithm were independent of eachother. They all came to the conclusion (with no communication with eachother) that they should not compete for lower prices. They began all raising prices to the maximum the consumer was willing to pay, essentially price fixing but without talking to eachother. I always wonder if the various algos in the stock market are coming to the conclusion that if none of them sell they will all benifit with higher returns.

[Anonymous No.55650752]

>>55650738
Gimme the qrd I’ll yolo my college money

[Anonymous No.55650768]

>>55650716
I can look at my bare All trendline and immediately remember all of the ones that matter in great detail, including internal mechanisms. I would never spare the time to read some sort of journal shit, nor write it.

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55650771]

>>55650752
Meh just trending positive earnings.. new fabs coming onine.. low float stock and high vol... currently sitting at floor... supposedly insiders are saying its gonna have positive earnings... last few earnings cycles caused huge pops in price despite losses...

Gonna be a big pump this time. Aug 7 earnings.

[Anonymous No.55650778]

Any anon wanna shill me on a microcap?

[Anonymous No.55650783]

Fellow leafs, it looks like RSI: Rogers sugar inc, is about to blast off towards this next earnings!!
someone invest for me cause i'm a bum,
for science!!!

[Anonymous No.55650792]

>>55650771
How far out did u get calls? or are you gambling they only have them for January. You kinda bought them a little early for earnings

[Anonymous No.55650795]

Rent in Toronto has went up 80% in two years lmao

Most people cant even afford to put a roof over their heads, but at least the stock market is on all time highs

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55650797]

>>55650778
Just shilled ya on skyt broski

[Anonymous No.55650805]

>>55650750
>I always wonder if the various algos in the stock market are coming to the conclusion that if none of them sell they will all benifit with higher returns.
That explains everything

[Anonymous No.55650816]

based biden saying no way to spending cuts
up up up we go

[Anonymous No.55650820]

AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!AMC!!! AMC!!!!

[Anonymous No.55650828]

>>55650811
Post more booba and I might buy your bags

[Anonymous No.55650830]

>>55650811
You buying two weeks theta for no reason is what I’m saying

[Anonymous No.55650832]

>>55650820
figures, I was looking at that fucker like 3 weeks ago. talked myself out of it

[Anonymous No.55650843]

Someone writes a weekend article on seeking alpha about my niche energy stock.

>up 5% today.
Feeling based.

[Anonymous No.55650859]

>>55650684
Fine

[Anonymous No.55650862]

>>55650771
why do people attend these show? what's their background?

[Anonymous No.55650872]

>>55650795
That's just to kill off native Canadians. Trudeau is subsidizing all immigrant housing.

[Anonymous No.55650874]

>>55650805
>>55650750
How the fuck will they benefit from keeping stock prices at all time highs? Im sure algos would profit more from dip buying

[Anonymous No.55650876]

What's happening with my boomer stock. It's not an etch a sketch

[Anonymous No.55650879]

>>55649644
No because I'd probably hang myself.

[Anonymous No.55650885]

Can someone post the earnings chart for this week?
If i remember correctly i do business with a lot of those companys

[Anonymous No.55650896]

>>55650820
and to think it's all because of sound of freedom, the #1 movie at the box office despite what the lamestream media claims

[Anonymous No.55650899]

>>55650805
Seriously, look up how algorithms learn to collude. All algorithm pricing will eventually lead to collusion, since collusion is the best way to maximize profit. Algorithm pricing is also exacerbating inflation.

[Anonymous No.55650902]

THE JANNIES ARE NIGGER LOVERS

[Anonymous No.55650907]

>>55650879
you should so you learn not to do the same mistake again

[Anonymous No.55650911]

>>55650885
Here you go friend.

[Anonymous No.55650912]

I'm not sure if I'm too slow or too stupid for this market. I miss out on everything.

[Anonymous No.55650944]

>>55650911
why wont they dump already?

[Anonymous No.55650956]

>>55650563
now
this will run to 29-30 if earnings good the next few days

[Anonymous No.55650964]

>>55650820
How long is the delay going to be before dilution is approved? It dragged out for months before the settlement was denied. Rumor has it that the court needs to wait ten days before they can renegotiate, but I'm not sure if that's true.
Biggest question is, can a decision be made anytime between now or after a certain period?
I really really want to sell puts on this fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.55650966]

what TQQQ LEAPs should i buy

[Anonymous No.55650969]

>>55650911
Verizon looks undervalued or is it just me

[Anonymous No.55650979]

>>55649459
gay market

[Anonymous No.55650992]

>>55650964
Didn’t they get around this last time by splitting the stock into APE shares that they can dilute and covert back?

[Anonymous No.55650996]

>>55650944
WS is Always first
when most retailers can't think of more than 1 month ahead they are all stuck in 'muh paycheck to paycheck' doom and gloom.
WS is already modeling out next year

[Anonymous No.55650997]

No, I'm serious, post those SOFI shares, Mr. Fintech

[Anonymous No.55651004]

I don't know what to do.

[Anonymous No.55651023]

>>55650969
Value trap

[Anonymous No.55651031]

>>55651004
Buy LMT
>Disclosure: I hold positions in LMT

[Anonymous No.55651048]

0dte's hit in 33 minutes

[Anonymous No.55651072]

>>55651031
Okay, bought $2k worth.Thanks.

[Anonymous No.55651073]

>>55651023
Possibly, not playing it

[Anonymous No.55651075]

>Judge blocks AMC's APE conversion plan
What the fuck fellow apes!!!??? How the heckarino are we're going to crush those hedgearino's now!!!!???

[Anonymous No.55651080]

>>55650992
They're not allowed to do that until judge Zurg (yes that's her name) gives them the ok.
The settlement was denied, which temporarily blocks the conversion, they need to come to a new agreement before they can dilute again.
Adam Dumbfuck Aron is on Twitter right now begging his investors to let them dilute, because the company will not last another year if they cannot pay off their debts.

The BIGGEST question that really makes this risky isn't whether or not AMC dilutes, it's when.
IV is at 300%, it took 2 fucking months of legalese dragging before the decision was denied. You should be asking if it's going to take another month or two, because there's a fuckton of money to made the longer this drags out.

[Anonymous No.55651086]

>>55649647
What's the case for OOOOOOIL?

[Anonymous No.55651098]

> META

they already sold at the top. Short before earnings

[Anonymous No.55651101]

>>55650885
>>55650911
Not what you asked for, but popped up on the stream

[Anonymous No.55651110]

Made $400 so far today on the Q's. Gonna go sit out while the downtrend kicks in to pick up an extra $100.

[Anonymous No.55651113]

Where's David Soxl? I want a refund

[Anonymous No.55651141]

>>55650768
That isn't a review that's an eye-ball

[Anonymous No.55651145]

A 12 month retrospective

[Anonymous No.55651148]

>>55651086
Saudis want higher. Jerome is a pussy. U.S. gov is done dumping. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.55651150]

>>55651048
elaborate please. I've been watching to 2pm action with interest

[Anonymous No.55651151]

>>55649644
of course, how else are you going to stop making the same mistakes?

[Anonymous No.55651164]

VIX market maker paypigs owe me sex

[Anonymous No.55651178]

>>55651150
2pm is cutoff for opening new same day expiry positions

[Anonymous No.55651189]

Why don't most large brokerage platforms like Fidelity allow for scheduled buys on ETFs?

[Anonymous No.55651208]

Can i speak to the manager of natural gas?

[Anonymous No.55651217]

>>55651208
sure let me get you on the line

[Anonymous No.55651219]

>>55651101
Scorcher of a week.

[Anonymous No.55651226]

Spotify has this new AI dj thing thats just your recommended mix but an AI nigger comes in like a radio dj between every song. Short this fucking company.

[Anonymous No.55651232]

>>55651226
That’s actually hilarious.

[Anonymous No.55651237]

>>55651086
>this will never be you
>you will never have inherent value because you exist

[Anonymous No.55651246]

I have: tech, energy & consoomer cyclical and mining stocks. Does anyone want to shill me a stock from one of the other sectors? Gotta catch 'em all.

[Anonymous No.55651247]

>>55651189
jews only feature

[Anonymous No.55651255]

>>55650305
This anon knows. Avoiding losses is more important than winning.

[Anonymous No.55651262]

>>55651237
>not only lusting for 3dpd but lusting to be 3dpd
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55651263]

>>55651246
The UNH chart will continue up and to the right until the end of time

[Anonymous No.55651271]

>>55651255
>>55650404
Yep. Never chase greed. Usually if you see a port with + double digit day. That also means it could be negative by the same amount. Bet small, lose small.

[Anonymous No.55651273]

>>55651237

[Anonymous No.55651276]

>>55650912
That's my year to date well summarized. I managed to be in cash or on the wrong side of the trade on pretty well all the large moves.

[Anonymous No.55651277]

>>55651263
I forgot to say health care, I'm already holding PFE. But I'll look at UNH anyway.

[Anonymous No.55651281]

>>55650911
Google will bomb no?

[Anonymous No.55651283]

The Euro Stoxx 50 index has been arranging itself for a price breakout for weeks but the price hasn't increased past the current trading range. The top large-cap stocks of the EU are in a perpetual crab market.

[Anonymous No.55651286]

>>55651189
BASED HOOD does

[Anonymous No.55651292]

>>55651277
My mistake, didn't realise it was insurance (not American). Thanks.

[Anonymous No.55651293]

>>55651286
I don't trust robinhood after the shit they pulled during the GME/AMC short squeeze.
Anyone have experience with M1 Finance?

[Anonymous No.55651301]

>>55651098
I honestly think big guys are dumping stocks now and switching to bonds. I think we'll see a lot of peaks then dumps before and right after earnings.

[Anonymous No.55651311]

>>55651276
I was doing great until I fucked it all up.

[Anonymous No.55651312]

>>55651098
There really is no reason to invest in META. They offer nothing other companies don't do better.

[Anonymous No.55651330]

Take a lot at the USCI. Someone please give me a good reason not to buy a $59 10/20 Put on this piece of shit right now. Near its ATH and bounces around a lot.

[Anonymous No.55651337]

>>55651311
There's a reason why they say to always take profits. You may fuck up but at the very least you still walked out with money in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.55651358]

>>55651293
TD Ameritrade, Charles Schwab, Interactive Brokers, and E*TRADE also limited trading that time but HOOD takes all of the heat because that's what most were using at the time and niggers can't see any farther than what's right in front of their faces in the moment.

[Anonymous No.55651379]

Manufacturing's contracting across all EU and US. That 49.0 "better than expected" is still below 50 and contracting. Services are doing slighly ok.

[Anonymous No.55651384]

>>55651358
Not fidelity

[Anonymous No.55651388]

>>55651358
yeah, but I don't trust any of those hook noses and basketball americans either

[Anonymous No.55651392]

>>55651148
>U.S. gov is done dumping
Lolno

[Anonymous No.55651402]

>>55651072
Congrats on your purchase, you are now a LOCKHEED chad

[Anonymous No.55651409]

I'm 0.15% away from being green on TSLA

[Anonymous No.55651411]

Thoughts on AMD? It looks like a downgrade version of nvda and it doesn't pump that much, I'm seriously thinking of dumping this shit

[Anonymous No.55651421]

>>55651392
K let me know when SPR releases resume because they are finished with the budget mandated release this year.

[Anonymous No.55651422]

>>55649514
sold some OTM calls today does that count?

[Anonymous No.55651423]

>>55651293
M1 is fine if you aren't trading. If you are trying to trade do not go with them.

[Anonymous No.55651427]

>>55651384
one day HOOD won't let you buy a meme. every day all days Fagelity won't let you schedule buy ETFs.
>>55651388
there is not a single financial institution that isn't those things to a substantial degree.

[Anonymous No.55651431]

>>55650750
>if none of them sell
...then none of their profits are ever realised.

[Anonymous No.55651432]

>50% jpm
>50% oil
How do I diversify

[Anonymous No.55651437]

>>55651422
Yes, stop losses are for fools but stop wins like a cc are based.

[Anonymous No.55651441]

>>55651423
>If you are trying to trade do not go with them
what about if I'm just planning on only using them for scheduled ETF buys and nothing else?

[Anonymous No.55651445]

>>55651411
Might be good as a long-term hold, they were miles behind Intel at one time and are now ahead, it's not inconceivable they could catch up to NVDA on GPU. What's your average?

[Anonymous No.55651459]

>>55651379
Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.55651469]

TSLY BROS WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.55651476]

>>55651441
Perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.55651480]

my DISH is pumping

[Anonymous No.55651487]

>>55651427
>every day all days Fagelity won't let you schedule buy ETFs.
I don't care

[Anonymous No.55651505]

>>55651487
>he doesn't care

[Anonymous No.55651516]

when is the euro stoxx 50 gonna pull back to the lower bollnigger band so I can get in?

[Anonymous No.55651522]

>>55651459
I guess not, but it seems like it has to affect something at some point. I just checked the release history and Germany's been contracting for a year now and the US almost as long. I guess it could be interpreted as the market leading the manufacturing turn around.

[Anonymous No.55651532]

Inb4 new

[Anonymous No.55651536]

>>55651516
Two more weeks

[FRESH No.55651535]

>>55651527
>>55651527
>>55651527

[Anonymous No.55651624]

>>55651522
A little more interesting looking further back at the German pmi's.

[Anonymous No.55651710]

>>55649459
>SPOTTEM GOTTEM!

[Anonymous No.55651750]

>>55649581
As long as you don't hurt anybody, you can actually still do this without getting into trouble with the law, the difference being that your TV isn't big enough to stop the bullet anymore.

[Anonymous No.55651786]

>>55650036
>TSLA regains $10 after losing $30 on Thursday and Friday.
It's not 'nothing'.

[Not_Baggie No.55652116]

>>55651710
Where's the uproar for this guy being a piece of shit? If this were a country music super star, there would be outrage, and the left would be screaming to take away his rights, but because he's a rapper nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.55652205]

>>55651273

Based.

[Anonymous No.55652237]

>>55650066
God; how I
>wood