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55645591 No.55645591 [Reply] [Original]

assuming we get a global recession in 2024 the likes of which the world has never seen before (80% chance), as a Bobo who paid the $75 fee to give financial advice, I advise you to do the following if you want to make money.

>Short with 5x leverage today
>yield farm on curve

>> No.55645611
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55645611

Yes i notice a chink in the chain of the ai if a given goes up beyond 1% you can easily sell for 1% which is probably how the whales make profits on a red candle.

>> No.55645618

>>55645591
global recession is starting now. we are in it right now. this quarter and next quarter. screen cap this. no way this glownigger market lasts until 2024. the wheels are falling off

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Bobos will get liquidated pretty soon.

>> No.55645627

>>55645618
>TWO MORE WEEKS BRO FOR REAL THIS TIME

>> No.55645629

>>55645591
>short with 5x leverage today
Bold move. What shall I short, Mista Bobo? Don't worry, this is a completely anonymous board - you can provide me with financial advice all you want. See, you can ever say the N-Word, watch: Nigger. See?

>> No.55645630

>>55645591
But I thought we're already in a global recession? What's the next FUD going to be this time, huh?

>> No.55645633
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>>55645591
Way ahead of you buddy.
>Staking Kava in Curve
>short dying chains (DOT, FTM) on the daily
Good advice 10/10 would recommend.

>> No.55645635

>>55645629
Bold? More like pussy move. A true bobo would use 10x leverage minimum.

>> No.55645636

>>55645623
>>55645633
who do i blindly follow here i need help anons

>> No.55645640

>>55645629
bitcoin.
>>55645633
>kava
You VILL make it.

>> No.55645644

>>55645633
Right now the only pool worth your time is the MIM/USDT pair btw. The rest give shit-tier returns.

>> No.55645646
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>>55645618
Just say two more weeks and get your effortless (You)'s.

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>>55645591
>assuming we get a global recession in 2024 the likes of which the world has never seen before
Hmmmm I like the sound of that.

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>>55645591
and why would i want this shit in my folio again

>> No.55645664

>>55645644
redpilled.
otherwise staking only gives you meaningful returns if you're a whale

>> No.55645674

>>55645655
>zero reading comprehension
he said using the the Dapp to yield farm retard not to spot trade its token.

>> No.55645679

>>55645627
>>55645646
you will see. youngfags don't understand what happens in september/october. that's when the books are reviewed

>> No.55645685
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>>55645591
>broooooo there's gonna be another recession soon dude
>duuude trust me, this time for sure we'll see people eating garbage on the streets
>c'mon bro biden has completely fucked the economy beyond repair, now THIS time for sure we're gonna enter another great recession
can you faggots stop repeating the same shit over and over again like this place is some sort of mental asylum?

>> No.55645688

>>55645679
Got to bed already, old man.

>> No.55645706

>>55645611
ChatGPT post

>> No.55645735

>>55645706
Bro i said chink intentionally as a joke lol you think ai is that clever you cocksucker

>> No.55645927

>>55645591
Surely it can't get worse for crypto than 2022 was.