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[/smg/ stock market general No.55624499]

Bargain Bin Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Prev: >>55622629

[Anonymous No.55624514]

reminder that there's only one true christian church

[Anonymous No.55624516]

Im greening out

[Anonymous No.55624523]

I haven't bought a single stock or option in 2 years and I haven't had sex for the past 25 years

[Anonymous No.55624525]

I'm bored again.

[Anonymous No.55624540]

reminder that dedollarization means stronger inflation

[Anonymous No.55624541]

>>55624525
she kinda looks like a mushroom

[Anonymous No.55624553]

Today's OPEX theme

https://youtu.be/Tewb6wtR7Nc

[Anonymous No.55624561]

>Susquehanna's last PT for AAL was $14
>They release their new PT for AAL
>It's $19
>This is listed as PT cut
How do they get away with it bros

[Anonymous No.55624562]

the top is in

[Anonymous No.55624604]

>>55624429
Sorry king nigger I haven't studied every sect of Christianity to know what each of their specific differences are.
Catholics are the only ones who worship a pope. There's probably more, go look it up if you care so much faggot.

[Anonymous No.55624608]

my cock is in

[Anonymous No.55624610]

holy shit just fucking dump already you stupid nigger market

[Anonymous No.55624627]

If you've ever looked at a chart or even thought about price a single time you have by definition overoptimized and curve fitted any possible decision you could make in the markets and will never make any money. The best you can do is open your broker screen and press random buttons in hopes of making money. Sorry anons you played yourself

[Anonymous No.55624633]

>>55624562
Maybe but it looks like there is LTF support at 449.
I think nothing of significance will happen until earnings next week.

[Anonymous No.55624636]

>>55624562
>S&P is at record low earnings yield
you might be right

[Anonymous No.55624644]

>>55624627
Spoken like a true bizlet

[Anonymous No.55624654]

watcha drinkin' tonight anons?

[Anonymous No.55624674]

>>55624541
She will grow on you

[Anonymous No.55624675]

>>55624654
VT boomer here, diet monster

[Anonymous No.55624682]

someone tell me what to buy please

[Anonymous No.55624692]

>>55624682
Guns + ammo

[Anonymous No.55624694]

>>55624682
Buy whichever tech stock drops 20% or more on next earnings

[Anonymous No.55624697]

>>55624654
Water

[Anonymous No.55624700]

>>55624682
I cannot in good conscious tell you to buy VTI because of the massive discrepancy between domestic and international valuations. Either VT or mix in some VXUS

[Anonymous No.55624705]

>>55624694
nokia?

[Anonymous No.55624712]

>>55624674
kek

[Anonymous No.55624716]

>>55624682
NTR or MOS

[Anonymous No.55624717]

DISH bros we are back

[Anonymous No.55624718]

>>55624682
VTI, VEU, VBR, VNQ, VYM

[Anonymous No.55624729]

>>55624694
How hard are they gonna bounce back?

[Anonymous No.55624730]

>>55624604
Catholics pray to saints and holy relics. They worship Jesus so they are Christian, other Christians think relics and saints fall into the idol category, idol worship is forbidden, therefore they aren't true Christians just pagans with a sick Christian themed drip. That's what people mean when they say Catholics aren't Christian, they mean they aren't doing it right and are really just superstitious drunks begging for superpowers and gambling wins

[Anonymous No.55624733]

>>55624682
KOLD
natty gas niggers are about to get heemed

[Anonymous No.55624737]

Biden talking about the AI remarks from this morning

[Anonymous No.55624756]

>>55624675
>>55624697
boooring, get some booze and lets party

[Anonymous No.55624775]

12 TSLA Jan $300 Calls locked in

what else should i buy bros

[Anonymous No.55624791]

>>55624604
>>55624730
Sup Christbros. How many babies are we molesting tonight?

[Anonymous No.55624794]

>>55624700
Ftfy boomer

[Anonymous No.55624801]

>>55624682
>>55624700
VT is a good choice. In the long term, investing in all markets is better than investing in one market. VT has a better valuation than VTI; lower price/earnings, lower price/book, and the fund invests in underrated markets that are growing in value.

[Anonymous No.55624811]

>>55624791
You keep Christ's name out your mouth chud.

[Anonymous No.55624815]

>>55624756
Alcohol is boring, i dont care about that
I rather drink water and do push ups

[Anonymous No.55624825]

>>55624801
international stock has a pe ratio smaller than america small cap and almost small cap value levels.

[Anonymous No.55624828]

>>55624756
Hell yeah brother.

[Anonymous No.55624834]

>>55624811
*rapes a toddler for Jesus*

[Anonymous No.55624835]

>>55624791
Depends, how many are you sending across shark infested waters and barren desert wastelands to escape their godless heathen shit holes. It's probably a lot isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55624836]

DID YOU LISTEN? DID YOU LEARN?
https://youtu.be/kBR41-QX2ko

[Anonymous No.55624838]

Don't you just love opex?

[Anonymous No.55624839]

>>55624815
>being a straight-edge faggot
Gross. Vaginas drying across the world

[Anonymous No.55624841]

>>55624838
Isn't every day opex?

[Anonymous No.55624842]

How do we fight homosexuality?

[Anonymous No.55624845]

Why did AMZN push earnings by another week? Is the results that fucking bad or what?

[Anonymous No.55624853]

>>55624838
That bitch never turned down free pie before. Why she mad now?

[Anonymous No.55624856]

>>55624839
Good for them

[Anonymous No.55624857]

>>55624801
It sounds good but because of the size of American stocks it ends up just being an underperforming SPY

[Anonymous No.55624859]

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

[Anonymous No.55624858]

Based oilbulls will wreck that august cpi. Just look at fuel oil/Diesel. Gasoline also picking up again.

[Anonymous No.55624864]

>>55624835
>Florida evangelical pastor, Scott Erickson, is under investigation for child molestation, after 2 girls from two separate counties made sexual abuse & rape outcries.
He's also white, like most Christian rapist pastors in USA.

But uhhh short BUD?

[Anonymous No.55624865]

>>55624838
the second pie at the bottom kills me

[Anonymous No.55624867]

>>55624841
>>55624853

[Anonymous No.55624874]

>DWAC

[Anonymous No.55624879]

>>55624834
I'm no fan of any organized religion, so i find the seething against christcucks a bit on the nose. The instances of child abuse in the other semitic dogmas is just as high, if not higher. Christcucks seem to be the only ones capable, as a community, of calling the abuse out. And if you go for the non-semitic religions, the instances of child-abuse skyrocket even further.
>tl;dr fuck off with your anti-christcuck hypocrisy, call them all out or shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55624883]

>>55624834
>t.

[Anonymous No.55624884]

>>55624856
BASED

[Anonymous No.55624894]

>>55624864
What are you thoughts on school shooters?

[Anonymous No.55624901]

Does anybody in here actually make money or do you all just sit around and argue pol tier shit all day?

[Anonymous No.55624907]

>>55624879
This is absolute horseshit, because Christians are absolutely incapable of admitting that child abuse and sexual assault is rampant. I legitimately think every single girl that i have slept with who was raised in a Christian environment was molested or raped by one of their ultra religious relatives or some Bible camp type character.
>Idaho baptist youth pastor, Dakota Kennemer, has been arrested for grooming & sexually assaulting a 16 yr old girl in his church & christian school.
He was found out through Truth Social / DWAC btw

[Anonymous No.55624909]

just made $80 bucks selling some OIS
webm related will be mine soon

[Anonymous No.55624942]

>>55624894
They seem like unkind people.

[Anonymous No.55624945]

>>55624894
They're as American as apple pie.

[Anonymous No.55624956]

>>55624883
Christ was a jew. And even if he wasn't a jew, he was somebody you'd call sandnigger today. That's with that.

[Anonymous No.55624997]

Ran out of there as soon as $SPY started flopping around when it crossed $454. I'm completely out with a nice +$484 in gains. Thank you 0-DTE spreads.

[Anonymous No.55625000]

I accidentally bought options that expire today instead of the ones that expire next week.
As a consequence I will soon be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.55625003]

Ah shit it begins.

[Anonymous No.55625008]

GIGA TSLA bear here. Did you take my financial advice?
Tesla = Fucked
but Musk will keep buying them calls.

[Anonymous No.55625018]

>>55625000
Just stop fucking gambling you stupid niggers.
Buy and hold stocks, thats how we do it here son

[Anonymous No.55625034]

>>55624525
lmao I'm ded

[Anonymous No.55625037]

>>55625000
RIP

[Anonymous No.55625043]

>>55624945
I'm just going to shoot my shot and assume you're CRBPajeet. Am I right?

[Anonymous No.55625044]

>>55624540
Which means line go up, yes?
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP

[Anonymous No.55625067]

>>55624857
VT is less volatile than SPY and it also has good liquidity. VT's international stock holdings hedge it against potential drops in the U.S. stock market. You are correct that SPY is outperforming VT, but in the long term, VT is a more stable investment.

[Anonymous No.55625071]

>>55625000
It happens, that's why you size small and double check dates. Don't kys just pick up a third job.

[Anonymous No.55625072]

Well would you just look at that. Looks like I'm a genius again. VIX market maker paypigs NEVER GET TO CUM

[Anonymous No.55625081]

>>55625018
>being so degen you hold for longer than a day
The market IS the 0DTE gamblers.

[Anonymous No.55625090]

Instant reslurps

[Anonymous No.55625091]

>>55625008
I saw this. I bought $44 TQQQ 7/21 calls instead for $20 each, sold today for $35 just before the rugpull.

[Anonymous No.55625095]

>>55625081
Why is it so hard for gamblers to understand "line go up"? If all these retards just bought SPY or QQQ theyd have made bunches of money instead of zero.

[Anonymous No.55625137]

there are anons here that didn't slurp yesterday.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55625162]

>>55625067
It's shit and you're retarded for recommending it over SPY, never bet against America.

[Anonymous No.55625172]

>>55625137
Probably also anons that slurped on the open

[Anonymous No.55625189]

Pro tip: the mode for VIX is 12. We have a lot further down to go from here. Short the ponzi

[Anonymous No.55625190]

>>55625071
Thanks anon, this has been a learning experience.

[Anonymous No.55625199]

Urge to sell out of everything rising.

[Anonymous No.55625200]

NEGG. That is all.

[Anonymous No.55625201]

SELL IT ALL
REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55625212]

>>55625201
Triple bottom intraday. Nasdaq direction is UP.

[Anonymous No.55625231]

>>55625212
What time frame

[Anonymous No.55625234]

>>55625067
The liquidity is non-relevant and VT is .95 SPY correlated, it is not a hedge at all and eats every drawdown that hits the american markets. It's just worse.

[Anonymous No.55625235]

>>55625162
>t. foreign shill that hates America when people insist on buying American products

[Anonymous No.55625243]

Lol they got caught

[Anonymous No.55625252]

Reminder that buying at these levels is literally fighting the fed

[Anonymous No.55625274]

Reminder, this is bidenomics in action. Thank the most popular president in US history for your gains.

[Anonymous No.55625278]

BUY LOCKHEED

[Anonymous No.55625284]

>>55625231
Nasdaq has held support at 15440 four times yesterday and today so far.

[Anonymous No.55625287]

>>55625274
That's Bidenomics, baby!

[Anonymous No.55625295]

It got too "boring" so I just went ahead and bought 1 share each of KOLD and UNG. I was hoping for a better price on either BOIL or KOLD today to buy a lot more of whichever (but will not sell any of my BOIL until October unless macroeconomic shocks alter the outlay) but it's just crabbed the previous close with lower bias. Oh, BOIL is actually stirring a tiny bit now...maybe *something* will finally occur!

[Anonymous No.55625297]

Look, I realize everybody can't be a big dick front month VIX shorting Magnus von Magnus VIX futures market maker paypig cap peeler such as myself. That's okay. We all have to start somewhere. For you I present ZIVB. The VIX mid-term short ETF. Tailor made for li'l Magnus's everywhere needing something a little kinder a li'l gentler for an introduction into dommin VIX futures market maker paypigs. Go ahead anon, give it a shot. It'll feel good

[Anonymous No.55625302]

Reminder I haven't had a normal shit in 2 weeks and my portfolio is down 80%

[Anonymous No.55625303]

>>55625212
yeah, cool, reversed up?

[Anonymous No.55625310]

>>55625287
is there a single unbased aspect to this man?

[Anonymous No.55625322]

>>55625297
watching XIV blow up was fun. many lost everything

[Anonymous No.55625326]

>>55625310
Based, I love it when my president takes foreign bribes!!!

[Anonymous No.55625338]

>>55625274
He actually uses that word himself (or his twitter team)? Oh shit.

Good that inflation will reaccelerate thanks to oil being bullish again

[Anonymous No.55625339]

>>55624540
For Americans only

[Anonymous No.55625348]

>>55625322
VIX pumped for several days giving shorters ample warning before XIV finally went down in flames on Feb. 5th 2018. Anybody who was still in on the last day deserved to get rekt. Don't invest in things you don't understand and don't short VIX on autopilot. The barest amount of due diligence would have saved all those people

[Anonymous No.55625353]

>>55625310
Not at all. Just saw his recent speech and he literally didn't say one lucid word. It was dangerously based.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55625357]

>>55625326
Not playing by the rules or ethics is why Biden is so based, cucked politicians care about morals and ethics. Biden only cares about the economic prosperity of the American people, and he is willing to bend the rules to help us.

[Anonymous No.55625363]

>>55625326
>gets rich
>plebs do nothing
pretty based honestly

[Anonymous No.55625364]

>>55625303
reverse down

[Anonymous No.55625369]

>>55625357
There's no way you're not a troll.

[Anonymous No.55625371]

>>55625348
You'd have to be plumb fucking retarded to have seen this and not gotten out of your VIX shorts long before volpocalypse. Retards deserve to lose their money

[Anonymous No.55625375]

>>55624697
Was looking into water stocks last year, as always I sat it out and missed out on all the gains

[Anonymous No.55625387]

>>55625353
I liked the "god save the queen, man".

[Anonymous No.55625388]

Should I hold my cash a bit longer before investing? There was a prediction by Vanguard a few months ago about the recession coming this year, but things are look good recently.

[Anonymous No.55625393]

>>55625348
>The barest amount of due diligence would have saved all those people
Why do you think 99% of traders lose money

[Anonymous No.55625401]

I think it's telling me to listen to a little
WAYLON
JENNINGS
YEP: Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55625407]

>>55625393
touché. in fairness were it not for this the equity risk premium wouldn't exist and we'd all have to subsist on t-bills so I'm happy with things the way they are

[Anonymous No.55625409]

>>55625388
I think Drum's model that rates need around 12 months to really take effect is plausible, looking at past data
That'd put the start of a recession at EOY. If this is correct, the Fed was right to pause for more data, but it still won't be enough

[Anonymous No.55625411]

>>55625388
If you're holding cash, it should be earning daily interest. You should park it in a money market (non leveraged) or buy a bond/treasury/GIC with it. Whatever you park it in should remain liquid so you can exit it to other assets if needed. As for myself, I usually rotate and buy monthly bonds. I'm expecting Oct-Dec to be the buy period, but it could be a few months later

[Anonymous No.55625431]

what's the better fomc trade, the pump at 2pm or the dump the next day?

[Anonymous No.55625434]

>>55625401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLPmmfeNd4
BOIL
KOLD
UNG

[Anonymous No.55625439]

>>55625252
You're not wrong, but you are currently on the losing side.

[Anonymous No.55625447]

>>55625407
It's the same as any other system. For as flawed as some things are, having big fish at the top and people suffering at the bottom is a necessary evil. We wouldn't be able to shitpost on this mongolian throat-weaving forum, if not for the poor people in China and India working for pennies on the dollar to produce electronics, etc. Or, our choices in life to have a stable enough existence so as to not have to work constantly to pay bills, like many poor people have to.
In any case, the most people jumping into a system or economy, the better it is for early holders. Look at AI for example. Will it be an effective way to write, concept, and produce stories, audio, and images? Will companies use it to save on labor costs? Yes, absolutely. But it's also in a bubble, and the early entrants will be exiting their positions at some point to create eternal bagholders. And once the price on AI stuff cools off, that's when I'll make some entries myself.

[Anonymous No.55625453]

i am financially speaking getting fucke din the ass

[Anonymous No.55625462]

NADSAQ IS RED REPEAT NADSAQ IS RED THIS IS MUMU EMERGENCY

[Anonymous No.55625465]

Anyone here holding BBY (build a bobo workshop)?

>>55625388
I'm gonna go 50% cash for a bit.

[Anonymous No.55625476]

>>55625462
it is not and you are wrong

[Anonymous No.55625486]

>>55625388
I've been holding my dry powder in $JEPI, which I've been thinking of as "better cash" insofar as it holds value, and you get divvies. But the opportunity cost of missing out on pumps has been hurting my greedy heart, so I've stopped adding to my $JEPI position and begun transitioning towards $TQQQ. I don't like it, but it behooves me to join the winning team. I am a retard.

[Anonymous No.55625500]

>>55625476
i was looking at NQ futures and it was red for like a split second there. QQQ might still be green since its day starts at a different time. I got a bad feeling

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55625503]

>>55625369
Cope

[Anonymous No.55625510]

>>55625401
>>55625434
STOOK
MARKET
TRADING
&
GOOMBLING
MOOSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJnQComBBMk

[Anonymous No.55625517]

>>55625411
yeah, my cash is in GIC right now. The interest rates in canada is absurdly high lately (~5%)

[Anonymous No.55625524]

it's gonna be a doji day with opex

[Anonymous No.55625532]

>Federal Reserve officially launches new FedNow instant-payments service
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/20/fed-officially-launches-new-fednow-instant-payments-service.htm

[Anonymous No.55625537]

>>55625503
I allow a little bit of trolling in MY general. But you need to tone it down a little, swedecuck.

[Anonymous No.55625564]

>>55625537
>MY general
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5uyrniq88U

[Anonymous No.55625565]

>>55625532
>centralized goobermint shitcoin literally running completely centralized on an IBM MQ messaging queue system under the hood.
> The client uses either MQI or JMS to send and receive messages; the messages are essentially ISO20022 XML. The development environment could be anything (any OS, any IDE). You interface those messages with your system of accounts. The Fed also provides a simple web UI and a testing network where you can test with other participants and run regression tests
Nice. Real frikkin nice

[Anonymous No.55625568]

>>55625532
Thanks FEDs i hate waiting for cash to settle.

[Anonymous No.55625591]

OILBARONS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55625607]

>>55625532
There's literally no need for this on a consumer level.b debit cards and credit cards already do this.

[Anonymous No.55625624]

my guess is

if russell leads during recession then its gonna be a sour hour

[Anonymous No.55625632]

>>55625532
How do I even use this?
>No, I will not read the article.

[Anonymous No.55625641]

>>55624654
Zinfandel

[Anonymous No.55625651]

>>55625532
I forgot the l
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/20/fed-officially-launches-new-fednow-instant-payments-service.html

[Anonymous No.55625662]

>>55625651
>he took the l

[Anonymous No.55625663]

>>55625532
Oh yeah I saw that article the other day. Interesting times, and I saw them namedrop "central bank decentralized currencies" near the end. This is a control measure, which means it will be standardized and extremely effective

[Anonymous No.55625703]

>>55625663
Specifically designed so that no transaction goes untaxed or off the books. Most white people don't use cash anymore so we won't even know the difference, but I can guarantee you that this will cause a massive chimp out in nigger communities when shaniqua can no longer sell her food stamps for cash anymore. Or Jamal can't sell his drugs on the street anymore. Government will end up legalizing all drugs and they will be the drug dealers now.

[Anonymous No.55625718]

>>55625703
>now

[Anonymous No.55625726]

>>55625718
the plug

[Anonymous No.55625735]

What's the flow going too?

[Anonymous No.55625743]

>>55625726
The people don't know, but the people don't care, that a man could be as poor as me.

[Anonymous No.55625748]

>>55625703
>shaniqua can no longer sell her food stamps for cash anymore
Shaniqua will have to literally accompany you to the grocery store to pay for everything and you'll have to put up with her smell and her horde of niglets the entire time just to save 50% on your groceries. Shit almost isn't worth it

[Anonymous No.55625749]

Short the dip bobo

[Anonymous No.55625753]

What the fuck I've embraced gambling and only bought whatever I wanted and I've made 2k in the last month. This can't reasonably continue forever right?

[Anonymous No.55625754]

>>55625486
Replace JEPI w JEPQ

[Anonymous No.55625758]

>>55625754
Why JEPQ? I know it's more weighted to the Nasdaq 100, which is primarily tech

[Anonymous No.55625786]

I just bought some shares of Raytheon Technology Corp (RTX)

[Anonymous No.55625795]

>>55625753
Bro you gotta have 10k cash in IBKR to get the yield

[Anonymous No.55625798]

>>55625753
Yes it can, just remember to size small.

[Anonymous No.55625824]

>Just remembered when I was drinking last night I dumped $250 into my poker account
>have no recollection of how I did
Once I get off the shitter I'm going to see how much money is left in my account. How much you think is left?

[Anonymous No.55625835]

>>55625824
$5

[Anonymous No.55625836]

>>55625824
I bet whatever the number is it has a minus sign in front

[Anonymous No.55625837]

>>55625824
750

[Anonymous No.55625840]

>>55625824
500

[Anonymous No.55625849]

>>55625824
Over/under at $7

[Anonymous No.55625855]

>>55625824
$250 you probably fucking passed out before playing

[Anonymous No.55625863]

>>55625824
TREE
(HUNNID)
FIDDY

[Anonymous No.55625864]

What are stocks

[Anonymous No.55625869]

>>55625837
Wow, that's a really old version
Here, have this better quality one

[Anonymous No.55625874]

>>55625864
they are the thing which brought us all here to this general. being a general, some light social engagement beyond the original subject matter is allowed, even encouraged

[Anonymous No.55625875]

>>55624654
Alcohol is bad for you

[Anonymous No.55625876]

TLT bros 93pt?

[Anonymous No.55625893]

Ended up being $221, i'm actually pleasantly surprised by that. Guess i'm playing poker tonight

[Anonymous No.55625906]

shit

[Anonymous No.55625908]

god dammit I'm losing money again

[Anonymous No.55625918]

I realized if I am lucky I will only be saving maybe 6k a year after maxing my 401k due to how expensive mortgages are. I need another 0% rate crash.

[Anonymous No.55625926]

What's up with the market. Is the bull time done? Feels like everything is just sideways

[Anonymous No.55625928]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.55625930]

kek baggies, the top is in

[Anonymous No.55625934]

SOUR CREAM HOUR

[Anonymous No.55625944]

whipsaw

[Anonymous No.55625950]

Just mm things making sure no one has fun today at expiry.

[Anonymous No.55625952]

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.55625965]

FB liquidity is drying up, I have not seen a female broker post in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.55625974]

Stocks go down, Oil stays up, next month's cpi is fucked.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55625975]

>>55625893
bro you should play mahjong with us like the filthy fucking weeb you are. >>>/mjg/438686871

[Anonymous No.55625982]

>>55625864
a miserable pile of IOUs

[Anonymous No.55625985]

>>55625893
where do you play? i remember seeing mention of a place that gave free starter credits. i've never played and would have to learn it but am interested just to see how it might go.

[Anonymous No.55625987]

Uhhh.... Mumus, we can recover from this, right?

[Anonymous No.55625990]

>>55625975
No one knows how to play that shit

[Anonymous No.55625995]

how the fuck is it almost 1 already. all i did today was have coffee and a cinnamon bun, have a shower, and do some light weeding in the yard

[Anonymous No.55626002]

This FTX shit is still fucking hilarious to watch from the sidelines

[Anonymous No.55626017]

SPY 4400 next week

[Anonymous No.55626024]

>>55626002
Bro what the fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.55626040]

>>55626002
surprise surprise they were trying to build epsteinland 2.0

[Anonymous No.55626061]

>>55626002

[Anonymous No.55626067]

>>55621978
Smoothbrain. Actual inflation has kept pace with money stock expansion, CPI is fake and gay, or do you think houses going for $150k (and ~$30k in 2000) in dying rustbelt shitholes is the product of organic demand despite those areas bleeding population for decades?

-m2-
1970: $0.5T
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.8T

Note that m2 does not even fully capture the true extent of debasement, e.g. "large-denomination" time deposits (>$100k) simply aren't tracked anymore! MZM, a broad measure of money that captures large near money deposits was discontinued in early 2021! Convenient.

[Anonymous No.55626071]

>>55626024
Every time I see something new from them it shows how much of a ridiculous clownshow it was I love it so much

[Anonymous No.55626079]

>equities
>closing red
>yields
>closing green
tick tock mumu

[Anonymous No.55626086]

when is it TMF's time to shine sisters

[Anonymous No.55626101]

>>55626002
>>55626024
>Look up Effective Altruism
>It's an organization of 7000 white males with ivy league connections
So basically a eugenics program. If you can "help" more people in the future due to population growth that means being able to control what happens and having more power than others.
This is from one of their associated organizations, 80000 Hours

[Anonymous No.55626102]

>>55625975
Even after logging over 100 hours into yakuza I still don't fully understand mahjong. And I don't have a live in north korean slave to teach me like you do.
>>55625985
WSOP app on my PC. It's kind of a bitch to get your account verified to get your money out but once you do it's no problem

[Anonymous No.55626103]

We did good /biz/
taking next week off to clear head
FD's are highly capital efficient <3

[Anonymous No.55626107]

>>55625875
Anon I have no friends no job no social life no money no gf no property no qualifications no nothing
Im not in a position to care about my physical health

[Anonymous No.55626109]

>>55626002
So they were being instructed on what the overarching plan is/was and were green lit for survival by TPTB.
Interdasting.

I still suspect that the vaxx was a resounding failure because it wasn't successful at preventing the disease nor being a vehicle for depop.

[Anonymous No.55626115]

>>55626067
go back to your crypto containment threads
(literally any thread but this one)
thanks

[Anonymous No.55626117]

>equities closing deep red
>VIX futures market maker paypigs still handing over wads of cash on a deep red -1.25% VIX futures day
>equities green == VIX red
>equities red == VIX red
VIX findom chads we literally cannot stop winning

[Anonymous No.55626127]

>>55626071
Nice gif, anon. Saved.
Ty

[Anonymous No.55626129]

>>55626086
when they stop hiking and not a moment sooner. then when they start cutting we go.

[Anonymous No.55626137]

>>55626109
>He doesn't know
Covid didn't matter. It was a manufactured panic to engineer a massive wealth transfer. The economy still hasn't been fixed from 2007's crash. The money printing was intentional. Look at SPX and zoom out.

[Anonymous No.55626139]

>>55626102
Dutch Boys, is this you?

[Anonymous No.55626142]

>>55626129
They still cant suppress core cpi.

[Anonymous No.55626161]

>>55625975
Also bloomberg anon REALLY hates you baggot and I still don't fully understand why. I think he might be a serial killer, Keep your gookfu safe.

[Anonymous No.55626164]

>>55626142
Excuse me sweaty it's under funds rate didn't you see the news?

[Anonymous No.55626169]

>>55626137
>It was a manufactured panic
No shit sherlock

[Anonymous No.55626171]

should I buy the dip on tech?

[Anonymous No.55626188]

in4 MSFT drills all the way back to the Steve Ballmer era...

[Anonymous No.55626191]

>>55626171
Only if you like exponential growth and new paradigms and AI and sheeeit

[Anonymous No.55626197]

>>55626188
you make a grown man cry

[Anonymous No.55626201]

>>55626188
Has there ever been a more hype CEO?

[Anonymous No.55626213]

>>55626191
Not sure, i'm kind of worried about the keynesian liquidity traps. That and gaps in the market make me nervous buying/selling anything at all.

[Anonymous No.55626217]

god damnit I should've gotten more booze

[Anonymous No.55626220]

who /barbenheimer/ tonight?

[Anonymous No.55626222]

are you ready for the NVDA gap fill? :^)

[Anonymous No.55626229]

>>55626164
But not suppressed. So what if its under funds rate?

[Anonymous No.55626239]

>my option call is otm by .05

[Anonymous No.55626247]

ok closing 20 minutes time for a play where is it going
come on give me the theta beta yield bollocks that explain what is about to happen

[Anonymous No.55626249]

Why my property developer stock go up?
Nothing looks like it changed but number go up real fast now but it used to drop slowly.
WHY LINE GO UP!?

[Anonymous No.55626256]

mumus we ended green. this is a victory.

[Anonymous No.55626267]

>insiders selling qcom
>everyone else is buying
Lol

[Anonymous No.55626268]

>>55625876
>>55626086
20 Plus Year Treasury Bond ETFs are not very good.

The current bond tier list is as followed:
CLO > Floating-Rate > 0-3 Month Treasury Bonds >>>>> 20+ Year Treasury Bonds
(JAAA/JBBB, FLRN, SGOV, TLT)

The higher-ranked ones appreciate in value faster and have higher dividends.

[Anonymous No.55626283]

Can anyone here explain to me why the stock market pumped THIS hard when Trump became president? I mean look at DOW or SPX monthly, pretty clearly early 2017 a massive bullrun started. Did he implement some special laws that made investing so much more lucrative? Or was it just because
>Le epic orang rich man
I ask also because the fed increased rates at the same time

[Anonymous No.55626284]

>>55626229
that means it's headed to the 2% target fr fr no cap hikes worked
>>55626268
Currently yes, but the tlt/tmf play is for the yield curve UN-inversion and that takes time, and also takes rate hikes to cease.

[Anonymous No.55626295]

looking at the graph, today was just options burning day. lesson: always sell your options before friday.

[Anonymous No.55626303]

>>55626283
Money printer got turned on

[Anonymous No.55626309]

>>55625758
You answered your own question

[Anonymous No.55626312]

>>55626303
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

Doesn't look like it?

[Anonymous No.55626317]

This is how I currently feel since I unloaded my position near the intraday high for the second time this week

[Anonymous No.55626321]

Absolutely annoying retard buying, do I have to take profits every opportunity I get?

[Anonymous No.55626326]

>>55626295
markets got heemed harder yesterday

[Anonymous No.55626333]

Wtf is this DAX pump before the close, you fuckin burgers, seriously. I hate this EU stock market, so much worse than 2021

[Anonymous No.55626335]

>>55626284
But is it though?

[Anonymous No.55626348]

>>55626101
>white males
Is this kosher white we're talking about or regular white?

[Anonymous No.55626349]

Soxl goes vertical of course after 3:30 options closing

[Anonymous No.55626361]

>>55626335
That's the best part. Only jayrome knows. He would never lie but he also doesn't have to reveal everything.

[Anonymous No.55626377]

time to crash baby, just a little bit, just a little closing crash for daddy

[Anonymous No.55626384]

My life has been crabbing for years. I've been thinking about quitting my job for a while and have even set myself a date to submit my resignation (just need to get a few doctor appts out of the way while I still have insurance).
I had today off and I felt even more miserable and depressed than the days when I'm able to distract myself with work.

Is this it? Is this life? Making improvements to my life (getting my own house instead of living with roommates; getting a gf; finding a job I actually want) requires a lot of energy, which is why I want to quit my job. But 2 of those 3 things are very difficult without a job. It's a vicious cycle.

[Anonymous No.55626396]

>>55626348
There’s a difference?

[Anonymous No.55626412]

Can anybody explain the violent (but short lived) decorrelation that happened at 11 EST today?

[Anonymous No.55626415]

>>55626384
yeah that's it. i got into artisan bread baking to help ease the pain. making a peach cobbler right now

[Anonymous No.55626416]

>>55626101
You know who also was a part of that organization? Old bankrun Sam. It's an organization packed to the gills with Jews.

[Anonymous No.55626421]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.55626425]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55626427]

>>55626002
>You can copy my homework but be sure to change some things ok?

[Anonymous No.55626432]

Epic close bros gg.

[Anonymous No.55626433]

>>55626425
-4.95 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55626435]

>>55626425
-1.74%, about the same as yesterday

[Anonymous No.55626438]

>>55626425
0.86%+
Not bad

[Anonymous No.55626441]

>>55626002
Oh shit I missed this kek. Go figure a bunch of Jews were trying to build a bunker for when they execute project Samson and kill off all the goyim. How does anyone tolerate Jews in 2023?

[Anonymous No.55626447]

>>55626425
Neutral on profits, but positive on entertainement.
I held cash and played games while line slump down slowly

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55626451]

>>55626425
The number of puts I hold are less than what I held yesterday, so I guess that's bad.

>>55626416
Bro we'll teach you. >>>/vg/438686871

[Anonymous No.55626470]

>>55626102
what a fuckin' bummer, you have to be in one of a handful of states to play for money.

[Anonymous No.55626477]

>>55626425
Cash: +$483.50
Funfolio: +1.48%
Overall: +0.40%

Like I said in a previous post, dumped my spread position near the intraday high and been chilling since then. Got $AMZN, $GOOG, and $INTC shares going into next week. Getting better at being patient and cutting my winners off when the getting is good.

[Anonymous No.55626485]

Uhhhhh digital asset bros?

[Anonymous No.55626492]

>>55626425
BOIL pretty much crabbed slightly downward from yesterday so I couldn't do shit. This morning from 4am to a little after 8 it was kickin' ass but then those NYMEX terrorists put it back down.

[Anonymous No.55626493]

>>55625532
Glad I sold my paypal bag.

[Anonymous No.55626496]

>>55626415
Damn sounds tasty. Can you snailmail me some?
In return I'll mail you a bowl of my homemade herring ramen. I know it sounds weird, but trust me, it's some good shit.

[Anonymous No.55626500]

>>55626451
It's not fun unless money is involved.

[Anonymous No.55626507]

>>55626425
Very flat. I finally traded a third of my individual stocks for SPY/SSO (75/25 split) after failing to beat any index. Feels a lot better not having to think about all those positions now.

[Anonymous No.55626509]

>>55626425
-9.4%

[Anonymous No.55626511]

>>55625624
fukken called it

[Anonymous No.55626519]

>>55626425
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1689800844144725.webm

[Anonymous No.55626527]

>>55625749
What about POPO tho?
looks to be heading for the ATH

[Anonymous No.55626529]

>>55626470
Yeah I'm lucky to be in Michigan where pretty much all gambling is legal.

[Anonymous No.55626536]

>>55626425
+0.85%

[Anonymous No.55626541]

>>55626425
>-0.22%

[Anonymous No.55626547]

you need a gap filled?

[Anonymous No.55626554]

>>55626451
I didn't know you posted on /vg/ baggot
Certainly wasn't expecting you to be the type to play mahjong either
>>55626485
>woman
>rugg
Too perfect

[Anonymous No.55626556]

>amc is squeezing
Suck my cock faggots

[Anonymous No.55626574]

>>55626556
ape's dumping though, good luck bud

[Anonymous No.55626584]

>>55626554
Weren't expecting? He's married to an Asian. He has an Asian fetish.

[Anonymous No.55626590]

>>55626556
im sure thats where itll open monday

[Anonymous No.55626591]

>>55626574
Oh i sold my apes as soon as I got them that shit was an obvious bad play

[Anonymous No.55626601]

reminder to not reply to tripfags

[Anonymous No.55626604]

>>55626590
Only going higher

[Anonymous No.55626610]

>>55626425
-$168.90 today, which isn't so bad, but my SPXL overall is still down by -$24,720.04. It's kind of funny, when I was just absolutely and completely heemed, I kept buying without a second thought. Now, I have to think about what the right move is. And also I have to think about what a good strike price is to sell calls at. Being [nearly] green is more stressful than being in the red, iin some ways...

[Anonymous No.55626627]

-0.28% AAAHHHHHHRRRRRGGGHHHHHGGGFGG

GGGHHHHRRRRRRRR TWO RED DAYS IN A ROW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA GO BROKE GGGGGHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55626630]

>>55625607
Wrong. Bank to bank and cash settlement of financial instruments still take multiple days.

[Anonymous No.55626637]

>>55626601
Bloomberg anon if this is you I expect an apology for your incredibly disrespectful behavior this afternoon. I will forgive you for the low low price of $1000 in my PayPal account.

[Anonymous No.55626652]

>>55626601
Good advice, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.55626687]

>>55626384
>my job
This is /smg/ stock market general.
Jobdorks are in the /jmg/ job market general over on /lgbt/
PS learn to trade futures.
PPS fuck your job.

[Anonymous No.55626697]

>APE conversion was denied for AMC
>price has doubled in after hours
I just made 2 and a half thousand dollars on this bet in one day. I am going to fucking cum.

[Anonymous No.55626703]

>>55626687
Trading futures is gay

Put all ur money into TQQQ and hold it long term

[Anonymous No.55626713]

>>55626703
STFU
PS STFU

[Anonymous No.55626729]

>>55626697

[Anonymous No.55626731]

>>55626713
He's right, trading futures is probably the gayest form of trading, belongs on the gaysex board.

[Anonymous No.55626758]

>>55626731
Can you hear me laughing at you?
Cause I'm laughing pretty loud right now.

[Anonymous No.55626761]

RUM

[Anonymous No.55626767]

>>55626703
>Trading futures is gay
BASED
>Put all ur money into TQQQ and hold it long term
*Use all ur money to work BOIL, KOLD, and UNG, always doing the needful

[Anonymous No.55626772]

>>55626687
Unless you're a janny, you literally CANNOT stop me. And if you're a janitor on 4channel.net (unpaid), you're the lowest of the low anyway. :)

[Anonymous No.55626782]

>>55626758
only laughing im hearing right now is this
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1688833117507098.webm

[Anonymous No.55626783]

>>55626713
Let me guess you probably hedge your options to "reduce the risk" like some tranny wearing a condom to a gay orgy.

Long term holding is the right way to go, it's what our founding fathers intended. Options traders aren't allowed into heaven btw

[Anonymous No.55626787]

>>55626610
>but my SPXL overall is still down by -$24,720.04
Damn man, what %?

[Anonymous No.55626803]

>Next time on /smg/!

[Anonymous No.55626810]

>>55626803
I do business with A LOT of those companies...

[Anonymous No.55626814]

Are you all gay jews on drugs that have jobs lol?

[Anonymous No.55626815]

>>55626425
RRSP: -0.17%
TFSA: -0.05%

All in all, a pretty good day. I've got JEPQ hedged by SJB and the occasional 5-6% divvy from it, and swinging UUUU once a month, and occasionally looking at TRUFF and BOIL

[Anonymous No.55626833]

>>55626803
short snap like always for the regularly scheduled -40% after their earnings

[Anonymous No.55626838]

>>55626803
>>55626810
Same here fren.
This will be an exiting season of /smg/
Better buckle up

[Anonymous No.55626842]

touching green in
THA
AFTAH
OWAHS

[Anonymous No.55626855]

>>55626803
Isn't STM earnings on thursday? Weird they're not mentioned but NXPI is.

[Anonymous No.55626863]

>>55624853
It mostly didnt land in her mouth

[Anonymous No.55626874]

>>55626803
There's also RIO on weds

[Anonymous No.55626880]

>>55626814
I'm a business man, doin business

[Anonymous No.55626883]

Hello frens, I arrive to the thread seeking knowledge

I was reading an older post (>>55501738)
and someone mentioned:

>short squeeze jews?
>jew banks?

What does that mean? I know the Gamestop thing was a short squeeze, but how would it work with banks?

[Anonymous No.55626893]

>>55624901
I beat the Shid/Piss by a few points every year post tax by selling puts
I mostly larp about buying puts when I see my positions arent losing value

[Anonymous No.55626903]

>>55626803
mcdonalds earnings will restart the bull run

[Anonymous No.55626939]

>>55626787
Well, right now about 8%. This is nice, compared to the 65% I was down back in October which was something like $160,000 down. But it was a no-brainer to buy back then. Now, I have to think about it, and that's kind of annoying.

[Anonymous No.55626952]

Let the pee pee hit the poo
Let the pee pee hit the poo
Let the pee pee hit the
*ting* *ting*
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55626953]

>>55626903
Wendy's
Just ate a pretzel bacon pub

[Anonymous No.55626962]

>>55626425
DWAC calls massive pump.

[Anonymous No.55626975]

Can I get a quick rundown on why carvana did a 100x since the beginning of the year?
and how could it have been predicted

[Anonymous No.55626977]

>>55626425
WTF!!

[Anonymous No.55626982]

>>55626952
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.55626991]

>>55626977
based triple digit account

[Anonymous No.55627001]

>>55626977
CHECKED
what was the trade this is happening with?

[Anonymous No.55627043]

>>55624540
>dedollarization
It's done by some of the most corrupt countries in the world who are trying to funnel as much cash as possible into the oligarch pockets while leaving the country in the red. BRICS is going to be a pile of funnymoney the instant a global financial crisis hits.

[Anonymous No.55627047]

>>55626975
their financers are working it out with them

[Anonymous No.55627056]

>>55626975
Literally a short squeeze iirc.

[Anonymous No.55627075]

>>55627056
retard the non faggot redditor answer is DIRECTLY BEFORE your post

[Anonymous No.55627093]

things like amc and carvana going crazy while all we have here are oil barons and boomers running away to VT
its over

[Anonymous No.55627100]

>>55626975
Everyone thinks its going to go bankrupt, so shorts keep building positions, but it still hasn't bankrupt yet so it drives the price up. A classic case of "you can't time the market"

[Anonymous No.55627143]

>>55624700
Vtsax where I can get it. Vti where I can't.

[Anonymous No.55627161]

>>55626953
Best fast food sammy

[Anonymous No.55627165]

Weird

[Anonymous No.55627182]

>>55627165
Im loving it

[Anonymous No.55627184]

This the last one?

[Anonymous No.55627197]

NEW
>>55627192
NEW
>>55627192
NEW
>>55627192

[Anonymous No.55627214]

>>55626803
This is missing Skywest

[Anonymous No.55627226]

>>55627093
>AMC
AMC's price movement is a short squeeze of an unprofitable company. AMC has 1 year of cash reserves, and the company is extremely indebted. Many analysts estimate that it take over three years until the company makes a profit again.

>Carvana
It is another unprofitable company. It also has a lot of debt, but its earnings and earnings growth look decent. CVNA is not as crap as AMC, but it is still a gamble because the current price is extremely overbought.

[Anonymous No.55627863]

>>55625607
>takes day to make a bank transfer
>most other countries have had this for 10+ years
>no need for it

Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55627895]

>>55625864
An imaginary claim on part of a company stored on a computer somewhere in Excel.

[Anonymous No.55627918]

>>55626002
>Jew thinks that for some (((reason))) 99% of people will die

They're gonna Samson Option us.