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This is financial advice - get married.
Find a decent woman by getting involved and staying active in your community to attract the kind of person you want. Married couples that want to stay married are going to find greater stability and ground to advance further and faster than otherwise. There are tax benefits to it as well, as joint taxes are often much lower than if you are single.
Furthermore, couples that intend to stay together find greater success because they have someone in their corner that would bat for them and should support one another. Kids are a net positive, not financial negative. They're the greatest investment of your life, so if you take care of it and foster that investment, more than likely it'll have solid returns in more ways than money can buy.

In short, get married to someone good
- Your jobs prospects will be better
- Your outlook will be more positive
- Your burden will be lighter
- Your investment portfolio will be astronomically more appealing

Just... don't spend a lot on the wedding. Do a small one and save the rest of the budget to reinvest into your portfolio.

>> No.55615690

Even if I get married to my gf I'm never telling her how much money I have in investments. Women think of investment money as spending money.

>> No.55615707

So true, anon! <3

>> No.55615711

>>55615669
But if I get married I will have to put up with a bitch in my home where I relax, why would I ever do that?

>> No.55615769

>your community
what?

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>>55615669
Yes goy! Marriage is a fantastic financial derision for (((((us lawyers))))). Quickly goy get married! 100k for her dream wedding and 50k for her ring....You wont get sick of eachother and loathe eachother after 5 years! I promise goy.

>> No.55615811

>>55615690
Unless they absolutely don't understand it. Even if I explain the nature of XRP and where it's going or cryptocurrency to my fiancee, she still doesn't get it aside from it's another kind of stock and she's not touching that.

But yeah, good idea. You can give her a smallish idea if you're bonded, but never reveal your hand. Showing how much money you truly have will alienate not just you from everyone else around you, but more importantly, avarice and envy will turn against you. Money only matters to women when you're both involved in the acquisition - anything else will be like grains of sand through your fingers.
>Verification not required

>>55615711
A bitch isn't a good woman.
Grow the fuck up.

>> No.55615815

>>55615690
NEVER tell a woman how much you have invested. They will immediately begin plotting to extract it for themselves. Seen it happen more times than I can count. This is the nature of the female

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>>55615669
>marriage
>honey you didnt entertain every one of my crazy ideas so im leaving with the kids and half your money please send the $1000 monthly check to chads address i live there now
>honey, you mowed the yard again without edging the driveway. i told you that you have to edge the driveway every time or it looks sloppy. i dont care if you saw lightning, get out there and do it
>honey you washed my car but didn't wax it. you heard what Chad at the dealership said about taking care of the paint. go wax it, please, it's not that hard
>honey i know we just remodeled the kitchen three years ago but i'm seeing all this cute stuff on pinterest about white kitchens and i think i want to do that to ours. i know you're retarded with power tools but i'm really going to need you to figure it out and start on this project so its done before we host thanksgiving this year
>honey you cant go fishing with your dad this weekend. you two just went last year, why do you need to go again? i know he just beat cancer again but he beat it once already, he'll be fine. we need you here to get stuff done around the house
>honey Aiden wants his room painted again. i know we just painted it six months ago but that new Marvel movie came out and he wants the colors to match his Marvel face mask he wears to school
>honey can we cancel your gym membership? its just such a waste of money. you're 34 years old, who are you working out for? no one notices or cares. can we cancel it?
>honey you're going to have to get a higher-paying job. or work weekends or something. this Putin price hike thing is killing us
>honey did you schedule your booster yet? you haven't!? look, i don't give a damn if you die, but i'm not losing this house and taking the kids out of private school because you read some stupid anti-vax shit online and left us with a bunch of medical bills and no income
>honey, no we're not having sex tonight. stop asking, it doesn't turn me on when you ask.

>> No.55615856

>>55615669
>ad hoc ergo propter hoc

>> No.55615909

>>55615669
>just get married bro

shut the fuck up seriously. the culture out here is so sociopathic and radioactive that both spouses will have ptsd well before meeting each other.

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>>55615669
that's a lot of tl;dr and all I have to contribute is

>50/50 chance, AKA a coin flip to get divorced and lose half of everything

>> No.55615997

>they think she only gets to take half
hahahaha

>> No.55616003

>>55615669
I'd get married but I have to find a girl first ;_;

>> No.55616122

>>55615669
i went MGTOW and now i'm rich

>> No.55616137

>>55615997
She gets to take half of your brokerage and retirement accounts... PLUS she gets your house AND you have to pay her thousands of dollars every month for child support. Men stand to lose way more than half. Also never bank on a Prenup because they get thrown out all the time in court

>> No.55616160

>>55615839
kek pretty well summed it up, people who advocate for marriage under the current ZOG system are fucking cockroaches

>> No.55616167

>>55615811
>A bitch isn't a good woman.
yeah they're all "good women" until they're not.

>Grow the fuck up.
take your own advice, with your naïve view of marriage. Get divorce raped, faggot.

>> No.55616240

>>55615669
How do I get married if I'm ugly? Women arent even willing to speak to me so I have no hope of showing them who I am as a person.

>> No.55616376

I love my wife, she's my favorite person in the world and the reason for living, I'm not exaggerating. BUT
>- Your jobs prospects will be better
I went through like 100 recruitment processes in my life and never ever has anyone asked me about my marital status
>- Your outlook will be more positive
Okay maybe
>- Your burden will be lighter
Not really, women are messy, lots of cleaning up after her
>- Your investment portfolio will be astronomically more appealing
How

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>>55615669
>This is financial advice - get married

>> No.55616391

>>55615669
>50% chance it ends in divorce
Anon....

>> No.55616404

>>55616376
> My wife is the reason for living.

Ooof anon, this is a dangerous way to live. You are basically a spineless cuck, with nothing else going for you in life. Find God, get hobbies that interest you. There is so much more to life than a fucking nagging wife kek. I feel sorry for married guys with this outlook on life. The woman should compliment the man, not be the center of your universe

>> No.55616417

>>55615669
Yeah, what do I do if I am ugly? Especially the face?

The only reason someone would want to marry me is for my financial status, so I am literally better off not marrying.

>> No.55616419

>>55615690
>Women think of investment money as spending money.
>t. anon reveals how the women in his family behave
ITT seething incels, roastieposties, divorcees, esl's & glowies
Treat your wife like an investment and DYOR faggots, don't put your entire networth into a shitcoin because you got a blowie for the first time. If you can't filter out bad females you're unironcially ngmi anyway because one will come and fuck your shit up for you.
I pity you fools with terrible mothers.

>> No.55616432

36 year old and recently been dating a 34 year old with no kid too. Both makes good money and each own our own home. If she eventually moves in...i have no problems paying the mortgage on my own but is there a chance I can get fuck over if she moves in and things dont work out years from now?

>> No.55616443

>>55616391
90% chance you're ngmi from crypto
Defining yourself as the loser before you even try is what makes you lose.
You are worth that 18yo virgin trad waifu or whatever the fuck you want. Or you're not, by your own definition of yourself.

>> No.55616481

>>55616432
>If she eventually moves in...i have no problems paying the mortgage on my own but is there a chance I can get fuck over if she moves in and things dont work out years from now?
Always. Take it slower than she or you want. Play it really fucking hard to get. Think about the r/r and learn more about her. You basically want to test run the marriage with her before you are accepting the actual risk of being married. I.E be acting as though you're effectively married without the legal risk.

>> No.55616494

>>55615669
Yes. I will get married for finances sake. thanks for your amazing post.

>> No.55616498

hahahaha not really bitch, marriage/femoids are the single most common cause of bankruptcies among men.

>> No.55616528

>>55615669
> just deal with a 50% more probability of being cucked and robbed in divorce court, bro!
> just wife up some gutterslut whore with triple digit body count, bro!
> just wageslave for a wife and kids even after the divorce is done for the rest of your life because of alimony and child support, bro!

Fucking tradcucks are the worst man. Honestly if you're recommending marriage in current year you're either a troll or legitimately have down syndrome.

>> No.55616545

>>55616419
>If you can't filter out bad females you're unironcially ngmi anyway because one will come and fuck your shit up for you.

Oh and I forgot this retarded take as well!

> just find a unicorn with your crystal ball, bro!

>> No.55616563

>>55616432
>>55616481
Hey anon I have been in your situation...Here are some things to consider...If she moves in and cohabitates with you and it doesn't work out, then she may be entitled to 50% of the appreciation on your home. 100% get a prenup before you marry her. Also consider an irrevocable trust if you have significant assets that you want to protect (Retirement and brokerage accounts). Trusts are the only surefire way to protect 100% of your assets prior to marriage. If she has more wealth/assets then you, then this is not a major problem but still get a prenup. If you have kids with her and she divorces then you have to pay decades of child support.

>> No.55616634

>>55616545
Is this your attitude with crypto too? Don't even look because 99% are shitcoins?
Go to r/buttcorn then.
>>55616563
>If she moves in and cohabitates with you and it doesn't work out, then she may be entitled to 50% of the appreciation on your home.
Don't do this. Maybe get it in a family members name and rent from them. If you have one you can trust with that.
>100% get a prenup before you marry her. Also consider an irrevocable trust if you have significant assets that you want to protect (Retirement and brokerage accounts). Trusts are the only surefire way to protect 100% of your assets prior to marriage.
Only anon posting some solutions instead of doomer shit.
>If you have kids with her and she divorces then you have to pay decades of child support.
Unfortunately i don't see a way around this. Breeders fees i suppose. It bears looking into though.

>> No.55616700

>>55616391
Flip a coin - This is financial advice

>> No.55616710

>>55615669
Imagine getting married and she has like 100 guests from her side of the family and you have no one hahahahah

Hmmmm…

UGH

>> No.55616823

>>55615669
Fuck that noise.

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55616982

Anon is right, get married
>29 yo
>made 42k last year
>zero debt besides mortgage
>getting married next month
>fiance loves jesus, subservient, already has her own place
>just got a raise today, bringing her salary to 105k

Truly feels like I've made it bros. She does have some student debt but we'll get it knocked out within five years

>> No.55617197

>>55616982
lmao 42k to her 105k.
hope she doesnt find someone who makes more.

>> No.55617306

>>55615669
>decent woman
>community
>burden will be lighter
What?

>> No.55617634

>>55615669
You can’t get married to an 18 year old nowadays without being labeled “predator”. it’s not worth it