/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55614117]

revenge edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55614129]

I sold my TSLA what do i buy now

[Anonymous No.55614132]

You bought calls right?

[Anonymous No.55614133]

>>55614129
TSLA

[Anonymous No.55614137]

My heart is filled with hatred.

[Anonymous No.55614141]

Mumu.
Are you ok.
I thought you said we were closing green, mumu.
You said the market didn't care about surging yields, mumu.
You said the market didn't care about bad earnings, mumu.
Mumu.
Are you ok.

[Anonymous No.55614143]

Sweeties are we going to discuss what happened with CVNA. Or are we just going to talk about dogshit leveraged products like SOXL all day

[Anonymous No.55614144]

buy PSQH goy our website will be done in two weeks!

[Anonymous No.55614150]

GFAI Guardforce AI
New meme stock

[Anonymous No.55614151]

the market is fucked
as it just collapsed
and feels kinda like
my anus prolapsed

[Anonymous No.55614160]

>>55614151

[Anonymous No.55614168]

>>55614144
I really like PSQH because I am a patriot and cannot find an online marketplace that shares my patriotic values.

Any other patriots here in /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55614173]

im going to fry hot chili wings now while the market collapses

[Anonymous No.55614175]

>>55614117
>be me
>gambling on credit suisse being bailed out to make some profit
>lost big
>though AI was a meme and because of credit suisse failure the entire global economy would crash
>dump everything I have on sqqq
>-60% on total investments
>tried swing traded tqqq and some options
>still down 57%
Pic related my dream car

[Anonymous No.55614178]

I am a giga TSLA bear. That company is so fucked its unbelievable.
But anytime earnings "disappoint" after Musk rambles like the jew Boomer he is you can guarantee that he will be buying 0DTE calls on Friday.
It will start around 10-11am.

[Anonymous No.55614185]

I have a dumb question. I know that when you buy a stock, the company isn’t getting that money, except at the IPO. But when you buy shares of an ETF, is the company that manages the fund getting that money? Because otherwise how does the fund get money to grow the fund?

[Anonymous No.55614187]

>>55614168
same, but I just checked out PSQH and still can't find an online market place that shares my patriotic values.

[Anonymous No.55614195]

>>55614151
Hey poem anon, it's been an exciting day here. Shitty SPACs are back on the menu again.

[Anonymous No.55614199]

>>55614195
My whole life is basically a shitty SPAC listing

[Anonymous No.55614202]

>>55614187
This is PSQH's website: https://mypatriotmarketplace.com/

It's honestly really fucking good, I can sense they share my patriotic values.

[Anonymous No.55614203]

who would've thought that habitual sitting on my hands would save me

[Anonymous No.55614206]

im bleeding out from qqq and tsla calls, meanwhile my gf has no savings and keeps using my credit card
its over, dont date thai biological females

[Anonymous No.55614207]

>>55614137
me too anon, me too. buy SPXS

[Anonymous No.55614208]

>>55614185
They grow their fund with your money

[Anonymous No.55614215]

>>55614187
https://publicsq.com/

You have to download an app, I think.
I myself am not much of a patriot, although I am quite fond of frontrunning future patriotic investors.

[Anonymous No.55614223]

JETZT ALLE KLATSCHEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blEYTxOH7S8

[Anonymous No.55614228]

>Kerrisdale Capital believes Carvana (CVNA) stock should trade lower due to a high debt burden, competition and participation in a low-margin industry.

>By the fourth quarter, Kerrisdale estimates that Carvana will have to pay over $250 million in quarterly interest expense, which is also a period prone to seasonality. Meanwhile, the hedge fund also takes issue with the company’s pre-announced EBITDA figure for the second quarter, which was “better than expected.” Kerrisdale believes that the pre-announcement was misleading because the figure is due to significant one-time loan sales. The firm says the pre-announcement “reeks of pumping shares ahead of a potential equity offering.”

>In conclusion, Kerrisdale characterizes CVNA stock as “worthless” while comparisons to other technology platforms and e-commerce platforms are “nonsensical.”

>“We view the equity as a zero and investing at current levels is a worse deal than buying a clunker from a slick used car salesman.”

[Anonymous No.55614231]

>made $3259 in one hour shorting PSQH
man this is a good day, finna go celebrate.

[Anonymous No.55614232]

>>55614202
they forgot the search bar

[Anonymous No.55614238]

never forget what CRBPajeet took from you.
10 calls at 1.40 would have made you life changing money money while he was fudding them.

[Anonymous No.55614240]

>>55614199
Nonsense, you have over $500k in investments which is approximately $496k more than me. You should be content.

[Anonymous No.55614249]

Bros...what the actual fuck, why is AMZN crashing so much? I just woke up from a migraine just now...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55614253]

>>55614129
I bought the SPY puts, shit's about to hit the fan, haven't you seen all the shit coming out about Hunter Biden's penis, and Quid Pro Quo Joe taking kick backs in exchange for policy decisions? It's going to lead to articles of limp peach mint, and you're going to get Karmella Harris as the president.

[Anonymous No.55614258]

>>55614132
Kek

[Anonymous No.55614259]

>>55614232
What are you talking about, the PSQH search bar is right here....on the top right. Why are you guys FUD'ing PSQH so much, it's a solid fucking company with lots of demand for their product.

[Anonymous No.55614262]

>>55614253
>I bought the SPY puts
thanks for saving the market, now im sure this is just a quick refueling and the climb will resume after this overreaction

[Anonymous No.55614264]

>>55614117
A little bit of red and bobo starts getting moist. Why are you such a cheep hoe bobo?
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55614265]

>>55614231
nigga I got in at the bottom, there is way more blood to squeeze out of this one. It's only been live for a little over 2 hours.
Gonna spam Tim Pool to shill it on his show for more baggies.

[Anonymous No.55614272]

>>55614259
I'm a certified racist incel Nazi and that site is pure cringe.

[Anonymous No.55614280]

uhm nasdump sisters, did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.55614285]

>>55614215
>>55614272

No fucking shit you're a faggot self-hating white (or a non-white) who is trying to short PSQH. I'm sure the same faggot who tried shorting DWAC will have the same fate as you.

https://mypatriotmarketplace.com/usa/food-and-drink/ranch-to-table/

Look at link related, you can get actual farm-to-table foods right to your doorstep from AMERICAN farms that share your values aka are not big govt subsidized Mexican labor farms. These are good white folks making the food.

A lot of these products Share My Values.

[Anonymous No.55614288]

>>55614253
Government is way too corrupt and beyond saving at this point. Nothing will come of it and Biden will get another 4 years.

[Anonymous No.55614294]

>>55614240
I don't have over $500k in investments
I have $478k in investments and another $110k in cash

[Anonymous No.55614300]

>>55614206
She lives by the asian relationship rules
>makes sure you are full all the time
>gives lots of sex
>spends all youe money so you are too broke to whore around

[Anonymous No.55614302]

>>55614259
holy kek did you just inspect element an input in? seriously no search bar renders for me, "services getwork and community" are where the search bar is supposedly for me.

[Anonymous No.55614304]

buddy look at tesla computers

[Anonymous No.55614305]

>>55614285
But I'm not shorting it?

[Anonymous No.55614311]

See you niggers at SPY 185 lol.

[Anonymous No.55614317]

>>55614228
Let me try and explain what the CVNA debt situation is like after yesterday's CVNA debt restructuring.

>Carvana has bonds outstanding due in 25, 27, 28, 29, and 30. They issued these bonds when the stock was trading in triple digits (as opposed to an equity offering, bc daddy was selling equity under his 10b5-1 and nobody wants to water down a golden goose, also ZIRP rates ftw)

>The agreement stipulates that they must make an ATM equity sale of $350M (presumably to create cash collateral for the PIK bonds).

>The PIK bonds have double digit interest rates but have maturities in 28, 30, and 31. Very key point, they also have a “cash toggle” provision, which means that Carvana can delay interest payments if they want. Of course, these need to be settled by maturity. But this provision makes them not as draconian as the outstanding Sr Unsecured bonds because if you miss a payment on the bonds described in (a) outside of the grace period (I think it’s usually 30 days), then you are considered to be in default.

[Anonymous No.55614318]

>>55614285
>I'm sure the same faggot who tried shorting DWAC will have the same fate as you.
Pretty sure that dude earned himself a free patio off the maga retards. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.55614321]

fuck janet yellen's gonna be on my ass soon

[Anonymous No.55614322]

[Anonymous No.55614329]

>>55614259
>totally not controlled opposition FEDridden

t.EU

[Anonymous No.55614330]

>>55614285
This nigga bait is too good kek

[Anonymous No.55614331]

>>55614285
no one is shorting it. there are no shares to borrow on the first day of trading.

[Anonymous No.55614334]

>>55614285
how many iterations of craiglist style button clicking does it take to find themed food? do you have the cheat code for organic Amish farmed popcorn?

[Anonymous No.55614341]

>>55614321
You make people pay shipping when you sell stocks?

[Anonymous No.55614348]

>>55614265
and you just missed the exit baggie, lmao

[Anonymous No.55614352]

>>55614341
BUSINESS and finance

[Anonymous No.55614361]

Are you ready for a 1920's style crab/depression style market?

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55614363]

>>55614228
>>55614317
Nobody gives a fuck, it's an excellent company with a business model that can grow a ton in the future. If you bobo fags genuinely believe CVNA will go bankrupt you can make over a 20x buying extremely OTM 6 month or longer puts. You bobo faggots don't actually believe it though because if you did you'd be taking that "free" money.

[Anonymous No.55614368]

>>55614352
STOCK MARKET general

[Anonymous No.55614370]

>Finally broke and bought $10,000 of $TQQQ yesterday
>Today I had a power outage all day
>Finally get power back, turn on computer
What the fuck? FUCK! I KNEW IT!
I wish I was making this up.

[Anonymous No.55614379]

I yesterday said TSLA 270 EOD. I was wrong, by one day and by how deep it goes. Back to 240-225

[Anonymous No.55614380]

still bullish. probably going to pump the last hour and definitely tomorrow going into the weekend. just another bear trap for the faggot doomposters here

[Anonymous No.55614382]

>>55614368
stock market GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55614385]

>PT Bumi Resources Tbk (PBMRF)
>0.0673+0.0671 (+33,562.50%)
>As of 02:28PM EDT. Market open.
How do I find out about these before they moon?

[Anonymous No.55614388]

Bought the dip on TSLA

[Anonymous No.55614391]

>>55614322
I have no faith in this considering how DWAC got heemed

[Anonymous No.55614397]

bought my $30 SOXL calls back since delta was getting so low. how we felling SOXL sissies, sell more calls or sell puts at this level?

[Anonymous No.55614403]

>>55614382
REVENGE edition

[Anonymous No.55614408]

>>55614294
Wait a second, you're telling me the same guy that posts day in and day out about how he's suffering financial ruin.. that same dude is also sitting on wealth that puts him in the top 3-5% bracket of the wealthiest country on earth.

[Anonymous No.55614414]

>>55614294
Even better. I'll never understand you self deprecating behavior when everything is going so right for you. Christ if you are this depressed now you'd literally put a bullet into your brain less than 24 hours living in my shoes kek.

[Anonymous No.55614422]

>>55614397
i'm just gonna sit on my 33 calls i sold. still plenty for them to decay. could go either way near term.

[Anonymous No.55614423]

>>55614334
Okay motherfucker, I know you're trying to take the piss out of the PSQH website but they actually do let you get really granular with your order.

Look at pic related, you can use the PSQH website to find cheese vendors that share your Conservative values and aren't one of those large non-white run corporations that use foreign cheese. These are all good, right-wing cheese vendors that are all accessible just a click away on PSQH.

Link related:https://mypatriotmarketplace.com/usa/food-and-drink/cheeses/

For example, Parish Hill Creamery is run by a nice white couple who donate to GOP politicians in the New England area and regularly cater for politicians I care about and like. This is why PSQH is a really good business idea.

In the modern day and age of wokeism, you want to find non-woke vendors for everyday items and PSQH lets you find a giant catalogue of non-woke companies selling things you need in your day-to-day..

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55614433]

>>55614288
We're working on getting the green party guy on the ballot in all the swingers states so that enough retards vote for him and the amount of fraud required to get biden over the edge will be detectable.

[Anonymous No.55614434]

>>55614185
>>55614208
If you go to any ETF's actual website with its stats, you'll see one very important one called the "Expense Ratio". This is the % "fee", basically, that you are charged when you enter the fund (it is deducted from the price, baked in essentially).

This amount charged for every buy is given to the fund manager, admin costs, basically keeps the lights on for the company. Its always good to keep an eye on the exp ratio when looking at multiple ETFs that do the same thing. This is why there is always a price war race to the bottom to offer the lowest Exp Ratio on high volume popular ETFs. Its a win-win, you get a lower exp ratio, that ETF beats its competitors and is a bigger name because they offer a better deal. Check out SPYs Exp Ratio, this is why they're the most traded and well known. Vanguard is also known for offering rock bottom exp ratios.

Lastly, you'll often see insanely high exp ratios on more exotic or wacky out there ETFs, thematic shit, things that have almost no competitors. Basically flavor of the moment themes collected in an ETF that fund managers can charge more on because of hype in the moment.

[Anonymous No.55614437]

>>55614341
>he isn't using paper stock certificates
If you can't hold it, it isn't yours

[Anonymous No.55614446]

>>55614423
>donate to GOP
is there anyways to filter out people who donate at all? where is the filters list to narrow my cheese suppliers down?

[Anonymous No.55614453]

>>55614422
>trading options on SOXL.
>trading options on an LETF that has a 60 cent wide spread
Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.55614457]

>>55614408
he lives in Bellevue so that's like 2 weeks of runway

[Anonymous No.55614463]

>>55614249
I dont know but it's painful and I know my dad (who has way too much of his retirement money in AMZN) is going to have an aneurysm today.

[Anonymous No.55614470]

>>55614446
Most of the vendors PSQH lists are conservative-oriented and therefore a lot of them might donate to GOP politicians.

[Anonymous No.55614472]

>>55614408
The poems are for entertainment purposes only. They may or not be an accurate reflection of my life. They were more accurate last year when the whole market was sliding down every day. Besides, I do have some poems about making money too
>>55614414
It's because I'm too afraid to talk to women, no matter how much money or investments I have

[Anonymous No.55614478]

>>55614423
>Cowgirl Creamery
Can this be a little more sexual?

[Anonymous No.55614482]

>be me, retarded
>short DFAI all the way up from 55% to 95% pump
>still trade so well with my smooth retard fingers that i profit $220
who else here #420onlytradehigh

[Anonymous No.55614488]

>>55614361
The only way I see it is if Powell turn off the money printers indefinitely and only runs them during a crisis

[Anonymous No.55614489]

Power hour save me please

[Anonymous No.55614493]

>>55614453
the spread is 3 cents. SOXL options have good liquidity.
>wrong about CRBP
>wrong about GME (life changing gains)
>wrong about AMC
>wrong about SAVA
>wrong about VIX
>wrong about SOXL
>wrong about JYNT
>wrong about JXN

[Anonymous No.55614497]

>>55614408
i pretend to be bearish everyday and i'm 100% long

[Anonymous No.55614499]

Well, Mumu? Here's that dip you've been waiting for. Are you gonna buy it? This time is different right?

[Anonymous No.55614500]

>>55614470
oh you mean those conservatives.

[Anonymous No.55614505]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0

[Anonymous No.55614508]

>>55614489
Sour creamy hour

[Anonymous No.55614509]

SOXL sisters. Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.55614518]

>>55614453
selling SOXL options is unironically very profitable.

[Anonymous No.55614520]

>>55614478
It's not sexual, it is a good Christian small business. Pic related is where you can find a nice assortment of American meat vendors who ONLY get their meat from American cattle from American farmers who do not use non-white laborers.

Also on the PSQH website you notice they have a Bible verse below every catalogue of items so you know they are patriotic and share our values.

>2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves and pray

>>55614500
PSQH lists vendors who are Christian

[Anonymous No.55614523]

>AAPL not even down by 1%
It really is the safest investment

[Anonymous No.55614525]

>>55614499
zoom out

[Anonymous No.55614529]

>>55614472
If I had over $500k I'd be approaching women way out of my league and humiliating myself without a care in the world. Just buy one really nice outfit and wear that out when you want to talk to women. Or worst case scenario, go to a strip club and be a regular with a girl. Strippers are super easy to date. You just have to feed them like a pet. Accept you aren't feeding her kibble, you're feeding her 8balls and fent.

[Anonymous No.55614533]

>>55614520
Wait, are you actually serious in shilling this grifter site?

[Anonymous No.55614534]

>>55614478
>GOAT lady

[Anonymous No.55614537]

>>55614388
It's not a worthy dip until it goes under 220

[Anonymous No.55614538]

>>55614361
yes, those are my prime working years and I'll have so much time to accumulate. hopefully interest rates stay high as well so my savings can continue to grow

[Anonymous No.55614541]

>>55614472
>I'm too afraid to talk to women, no matter how much money or investments I have
Ah, nevermind then. Being a khv puts you near the bottom rung of society regardless of your financial wellbeing.

[Anonymous No.55614544]

>>55614489
Half of the down move might be retraced in the last hour.
As per (((protocol.)))

[Anonymous No.55614553]

>>55614523
Until earnings

[Anonymous No.55614558]

GUH

[Anonymous No.55614559]

>>55614529
Well about 42% of that is in my retirement accounts, and I can't spend that money yet without taking a big tax penalty (thank you IRS!)
>>55614541
I'm not actually a khv, I had a gf in the past

[Anonymous No.55614560]

Maybe I shouldn't have gambled on RIOT 072823 @22.5C

[Anonymous No.55614564]

>>55614541
i have offered to take him barhopping
i'm a perfect wingman as i have an aussie accent to draw in the ladies, but i'm happily married so no competition

[Anonymous No.55614567]

>>55614533
What do you mean shilling? 4chan is a conservative website and we're better off not giving our money to big anti-white anti-Christian corporations. PSQH is a good way to let us know our money is going towards businesses that are not contributing to the rot of America.

PSQH also lets you find podcasts and radio shows from Conservative voices. Pic related is the directory of Conservative voices.

>When censorship overtook mainstream media, we all sought alternatives. But keeping track of finding your favorite conservative voices isn’t easy, as censorship creates a moving target for them and for you. Until now. We have curated this list and with your help, we’ll keep it current and add new voices as we learn about them. And you can even have this tool for your site! Set up time to talk about partnership opportunities.

[Anonymous No.55614571]

>>55614520
>christian
like the synagogue of Satan luther style christian or #1 funders of illegal immigration evangelical Christian? can I search by verse I need some rev 3:9 steak.

[Anonymous No.55614574]

>>55614525
Yes, monthly inverse head and shoulder

[Anonymous No.55614577]

MOO MOOS ASSEMBLE
>>55614478
moo

[Anonymous No.55614585]

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.55614587]

>>55614567
Shilling means to promote something for monetary compensation ("schillings").

[Anonymous No.55614596]

>>55614559
You seriously need to link up with either scoopsies or >>55614564 guy. You'll have a girlfriend in no time.

[Anonymous No.55614599]

SOXL -11%

[Anonymous No.55614608]

>>55614585
should have cut those 5% ago. might as well hold to -20% now.

[Anonymous No.55614611]

>>55614493
He's having an absolute meltdown because SOXL shit the bed AGAIN. Lol. Enjoying that variance drain?

Remember your compound growth rate math. g ≈ μ - 0.5*σ^2

Remember what happens when you lever that up.

Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.55614617]

I SHORTED

SOXL


WHEN LOSE MONEY?????

[Anonymous No.55614624]

>>55614478
I'm sure there are ways

[Anonymous No.55614629]

>>55614587
I am not promoting PSQH for monetary compensation. I just like the stock and I think their website is awesome for conservatives like me who feels like conservative voices are being censored and all my money is going to large globohomo corporations instead of good small businesses run by White Christian Americans

[Anonymous No.55614641]

NOT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55614642]

Who the FUCK is green today?

[Anonymous No.55614649]

>>55614571
Good White Lutheran Christians Who Support White America. This is what PSQH is about. Check out their SHOP Red White & Blue – Made in the USA Directory

[Anonymous No.55614654]

>>55614518
>sell SOXL call for $1
>it drops $3
VALUE

[Anonymous No.55614656]

>>55614611
how mad does it make you i'm massively outperforming you.

[Anonymous No.55614659]

Wow bears are so fucking desperate to make their money back that they short this hard on good earnings. Bunch of absolute faggots are going to, once again, push everything from technically overbought to technically oversold within a matter of days and then we'll be right where we were a couple days ago. So fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.55614661]

TSM a buy today? Everything in the world basically needs chips…

[Anonymous No.55614662]

>>55614520
based

[Anonymous No.55614663]

and just like that 1 whole week of gains gone in a flash

[Anonymous No.55614665]

>>55614599
yeah, I know

I hope you all are having a better day than me

[Anonymous No.55614667]

>>55614499
Real talk
It will get slurped like every other dip/correction we've had this year so far
Market is just gonna retardpump its way out because there's still too much money in the system and people will just retardbuy and retardpump even more
Government won't let the markets fail (for now), money printer will stay in overdrive 24/7 until it explodes
We'll probably see a bunch of red these days because next week is fed week and everyone will stop retardbuying because they will suddenly remember there's rate hikes incoming and the soft landing narrative will fall
Give it a couple of weeks and mid-august we'll retardpump again when better than expected CPI numbers come out and the soft landing narrative revives
If there's anything I've learned from this market it's that it's all a bunch of lemmings with ADHD-tier attention spans and birdbrain memory

[Anonymous No.55614674]

>>55614642
my utilities and div aristos are doing just dandy

[Anonymous No.55614676]

fucking entitled and greedy bear niggers getting euphoric kys

[Anonymous No.55614677]

Do you think that if a stock doesn’t pay dividends then it’s a Ponzi scheme?

[Anonymous No.55614678]

>>55614662
Does "based" mean "Conservative, White, and Christian?" in this context? If so, PSQH is definitely based.

[Anonymous No.55614681]

>>55614642
Me.

t. 100% MIC who got assblasted the last 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.55614682]

>>55614642
JPM, WFC, and BAC. C sucks though and they’re red

[Anonymous No.55614684]

>>55614659
Glownigger markets ALWAYS collapse in the end.

[Anonymous No.55614685]

I have a 445 buy order for NVDA do I go lower?

[Anonymous No.55614686]

Its not fair frens
I have lost all my gains I made this week and I am back to where I was Monday morning before we opened

[Anonymous No.55614694]

>>55614150
tfw no gfai

[Anonymous No.55614702]

>>55614663
Meh, we'll make it all back tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55614703]

>>55614133
Unironically this.

[Anonymous No.55614706]

Wait? WHy is the market going down because of bad earnings? Could it be it's overvalued?

[Anonymous No.55614711]

Soxl a buy? Wait for $20?

[Anonymous No.55614716]

>>55614682
I was tempted to buy BAC but hesitated, now I kinda regret not buying earlier

[Anonymous No.55614720]

>>55614659
Tesla and Netflix were propped up by lies and the bulls know it. Companies like Microsoft and Apple are still solid, but don’t pretend that Netflix and Tesla aren’t full of shit when it comes to their financials. Both are in deep shit and are way overvalued

[Anonymous No.55614721]

>>55614654
most days I have outstanding calls and puts, then just buy back whatever is in the green that day. shits retard proof on SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55614724]

>>55614686
The week isn't over yet

[Anonymous No.55614733]

Even the stock market bows to LINK pumping.

[Anonymous No.55614738]

>>55614720
?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55614739]

SPY puts up over 50%. I hear the cash register ringing up in my head. Also, fuck you guys, you see what these autists over in the Mahjong thread did to my gf? >>>/vg/438595309

[Anonymous No.55614741]

>>55614642
People shorting FANG. Me

[Anonymous No.55614748]

>>55614739
ok that's funny

[Anonymous No.55614749]

>>55614642
Uh...my covered calls are doing all right.

[Anonymous No.55614752]

>>55614529
if you had $500k you would have confidence because you are worth more than most people.

[Anonymous No.55614756]

>>55614720
I don't understand how Netflix is in deep shit when it comes to their balance sheet? NFLX is doing relatively fine. YoY revenue growth of 2.7%

[Moon shill No.55614759]

This going to be lit going to shill a gem here soon stay tuned mates

[Anonymous No.55614760]

i bought PENN, and i'm still holding PLTR. am i gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.55614764]

So the AI hype train is officially dead isn’t it

[Anonymous No.55614768]

>>55614642
Almost all of my holdings are green today.
SCHD
AEP
CMCSA
KO
PEP
USB
JPM
MCD
WEN
PG
MDLZ
O
JEPI
KMI
ABBV
UPS
WWE
MPC

Today is a good day.

[Anonymous No.55614769]

this can't keep happening

[Anonymous No.55614771]

Can’t say I understand the fundamental driver behind TSLA post-earnings move. They posted $7.5B in FCF less ZEV credits in Q2. I know that the market is losing its head over shrinking gross margins but still.

I'm saying this as a TSLA bear btw.

[Anonymous No.55614773]

We should be hitting S&P 3200 right as the student loan crisis kicks into high gear

[Anonymous No.55614774]

>>55614720
>Still bearish on Tesla in 2023
Christ get over yourself

>>55614764
This is literally the first pullback since the beginning of the AI hype. It's going to take years.

[Anonymous No.55614778]

>>55614773
delusional

[Anonymous No.55614786]

>>55614752
Precisely. Poem anon needs to realize this and take advantage of it

[Anonymous No.55614790]

>>55614773
>the people who didn't pay their loans will surely repay them after the pause

[Anonymous No.55614791]

>>55614773

[Anonymous No.55614792]

>>55614760
No, you're french

[Anonymous No.55614795]

>>55614774
>This is literally the first pullback since the beginning of the AI hype. It's going to take years.
ChatGPT is already out of style and people are starting to realize that it's completely retarded. The entire AI hype narrative was because of ChatGPT and that Pope in a puffy jacket generated photo. The AI narrative is dead

[Anonymous No.55614798]

>>55614253
Baggie I have always done the opposite of what you say and I have only made money. Lay off the coke and leave some for the President's son, he is going through a lot with this probation shit.

[Anonymous No.55614802]

Poemanon, why don't you just write women poems?

[Anonymous No.55614804]

Time to open another $50k in leveraged shorts. :^)

[Anonymous No.55614806]

>>55614790
>the people who didn't pay their loans will surely repay them after the pause
They won't and that's the point. The interest will accumulate and once the "on ramp" period ends their credit score will get destroyed

[Anonymous No.55614810]

Valiant effort from Musk to pump my bag

[Anonymous No.55614815]

>>55614795
>The AI narrative is dead
No

[Anonymous No.55614817]

>>55614790
It's going to be a lot of fun. Biden opened up Pandora's box with this student loan forgiveness shit. Unfortunately for him, the banks run this country, not the president.

[Anonymous No.55614820]

>>55614791
No landing perfect best economy in world history with AI giving everyone free money is priced in. Deflationary recession is not priced in at all

[Anonymous No.55614825]

>>55614806
>bad good goy score
yea because they were totally going to buy houses and shit.

[Anonymous No.55614828]

>>55614795
>ChatGPT is the only thing AI has to offer
Wow. Just wow. And You probably also think Nvidia only makes consumer graphics cards

[Anonymous No.55614829]

>>55614756
Why are MUMUS now trying to argue with reason in this market?

[Anonymous No.55614839]

>>55614806
>>55614825

bad credit gets you better rates on home loans and mortgages kek

[Anonymous No.55614842]

>>55614739
>spy puts50%
>at the same time bought TSLA calls at the top
???

[Anonymous No.55614843]

>>55614774
>>55614828
DELUSIONIAL

[Anonymous No.55614847]

>>55614820
Honestly, I was memeing, but I would expect student loans to affect disposable income and thus revenue, especially in the critical Q4 sales window. The fact I expect that means S&P 5500 for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.55614848]

>>55614802
I might write a poem for Ms. Lael, Phd

[Anonymous No.55614852]

>>55614661
Just buy wheat with that logic. The only time need translates to buy is when the p/e is 1. The question is does the price match the value implied by the price.

[Anonymous No.55614854]

>>55614795
Are you retarded? I work at a company recently acquired by a fortune 500 and all all our developers and analysts use ChatGPT Code Interpreter.

[Anonymous No.55614855]

>>55614828
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55614856]

>>55614642
Me from my 100% TGT portfolio, which I stopped myself out on at 134.75 today, might swing it again if it crabs back down to 130.

[Anonymous No.55614858]

>>55614825
>yea because they were totally going to buy houses and shit.
Consumers are dependent on debt to purchase everything, not just houses
>>55614828
>ChatGPT is the only thing AI has to offer
Where did I say that? I said the hype narrative is because of ChatGPT. LLMs have been around for a while and the concept of AI is not new at all. ChatGPT is what started the widespread hysteria about AI rapidly changing the world and making everyone rich

[Anonymous No.55614873]

LOOK AT DAX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55614876]

>>55614839
Don't tell these dormers this. They are too retarded not to fuck their credit up, keep a job, and save enough to make a 5% to 10% down payment on a house. These faggots deserve all their suffering and zero pity.

[Anonymous No.55614878]

>>55614858
personally loans and credit cards are still piss easy to get though with shit scores, you just get shit rates, but they aren't gonna pay them back so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.55614880]

CRASH INTO ME

[Anonymous No.55614882]

Slurp TSLA calls?

[Anonymous No.55614888]

>>55614825
I absolutely destroyed my credit in my early 20's. Destroyed my life in so many ways and held me back from success. I would circumcize you myself if it gave me a 10 point boost to my score.

[Anonymous No.55614893]

UVXY

[Anonymous No.55614897]

It’s over. They’ve admitted the recession is real.

[Anonymous No.55614903]

>>55614848
Is that you poem anon? I thought you wrote your last poem and up and left forever going your separate way. I pictured you walking off along the beach, or some desert, or on top of a mountain reciting poems to yourself as the sun sets on whatever landscape you are on. Also my parents are getting a divorce.

[Anonymous No.55614904]

>>55614642

[Anonymous No.55614905]

lol Robinhood a gonna sell my puts at a loss before it hits the strike price……………

[Anonymous No.55614909]

>>55614642
BOIL BARONS

[Anonymous No.55614914]

>>55614897
no they didn't fuck off

[Anonymous No.55614915]

>>55614897
Who would have guessed they would announce it only in the middle of a shit storm.

[Anonymous No.55614916]

>>55614897

[Anonymous No.55614917]

>>55614560
Oof fren. Bitcoin is range bound. RIOT wont see $25 until the next leg up when Blackrock ETF is approved

[Anonymous No.55614919]

>tiny little red day and mumu's disappear to their discord tranny chat to wait for the next +0.01% green day
bunch of pussies man

[Anonymous No.55614920]

>>55614488

They are trying to get us back onto the prior exponential rate of M2 growth to repair the damage to the bond market. They might even be going beyond that to punish Russia and China by nuking the world economy.

We will see. Anyways, buy TUA.

[Anonymous No.55614927]

Epically pointless 3:30 pumperino. You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.55614929]

thunderous mooing echos in the distance

[Anonymous No.55614932]

>>55614903
what? I poem posted in this thread, and the past few days I think. People only notice them on red days when the markets are going down I guess
sucks about your parents

[Anonymous No.55614933]

>>55614847
Credit scores will get destroyed when the on ramp period is over
>>55614854
>I work at a company recently acquired by a fortune 500 and all all our developers and analysts use ChatGPT Code Interpreter
There are a lot of great time saving tools created every year. It doesn't mean a bubble in stock valuations is justified. Also ChatGPT is dumb as hell and will hallucinate and compile your information in surreal ways.
Your coworkers need to be careful or they'll learn a harsh lesson. I liked that story about the lawyer using ChatGPT and it generated fake laws and referenced fake cases

[Anonymous No.55614936]

>>55614888
I had a 530 11 months ago. I'm rocking a 731 now (Experian). just speed run it.

[Anonymous No.55614935]

Have the buying programs been activated?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55614937]

>>55614842
I sold my TSLA calls this morning after I got fucked on them and bought SPY puts.

[Anonymous No.55614947]

What is this candle?!
A glimmer of hope?!
Are we saved?!

[Anonymous No.55614950]

Any news sites you niggas use?
I mostly want to trade indices and commodities. So it would be a good idea knowing whether (insert country)'s economy is doing well or not. It would have also been a good idea to long wheat some days ago due to the russkie-ukie war, but I only read about those news too late. So yeah, any newssites for this?

[Anonymous No.55614953]

>>55614936
Oh I have a 760 credit score now. I'm doing fine.

[Anonymous No.55614957]

>>55614933
>when the on ramp period
That's another weird thing I've yet to integrate. Isn't that basically going to distort credit scores for a year? That is, people look prime, but are anything but?

[Anonymous No.55614959]

>>55614950
you can't afford them

[Anonymous No.55614961]

>>55614917
Any idea on what my exit strategy should be?

[Anonymous No.55614962]

>>55614676
Big tech and big government have been trashing me and my family my entire life just because we are White. I want them and anyone that cheers for them to die screaming. Give me more salt you worthless nigger.

[Anonymous No.55614975]

>>55614953
good to hear

[Anonymous No.55614980]

>>55614957
>Isn't that basically going to distort credit scores for a year?
Yes. Complete student debt forgiveness is needed or it'll be a disaster. But it's not a certainty that Biden & co are competent enough to get it done

[Anonymous No.55614979]

capital one after the bell

[Anonymous No.55614981]

>>55614950
the best website you have access to for free is forexlive.com
any breaking news that would move markets, whether stocks, bonds, commodities, crypto, they will cover the news within 3-5 minutes or less, with good analysis too.
you can also use the newsfeed on thinkorswim; but honestly it is not as good as forexlive
if you want to read any article written on bloomberg, economic times, reuters, wall street journal, etc that has a paywall, use archive.is
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.55614990]

>>55614950
I lean pretty heavily on Trading Economics for all kinds of info/data/news.

[Anonymous No.55614992]

it sure would be a shame if there was another sell off tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55614995]

>>55614975
I'll still circumcize you for 10 more points though.

[Anonymous No.55615001]

>>55614933
You're not supposed to use ChatGPT as an encyclopedia for current events. Youre supposed to use it to make sure your code is properly syntaxed. You can use ChatGPT to write code on Spark, in either python or SQL for your specific problem case. I use ChatGPT to check my SQL queries regularly when i use vertica for work, a SQL analytics platform focused on geospatial data.

Anyone who thinks ChatGPT is a meme should investigate how much ChatGPT Code Interpreter is used

[Anonymous No.55615004]

>>55614932
Oh I haven't been as active on these threads lately since all I do now is hold NVDA and thanks for your regards. It's OK since they used to argue full volume all the time anyway but I could tell my younger brother was bummed so I took him out for some ice cream. I'm not going to lie even though I'm trying to be optimistic and make the best out of a bad situation it does make me more cynical about relationships. It always seems to peak with women at some point in the beginning and then slowly go downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.55615011]

>>55614752
Confidence comes from achievement. Simply inheriting the money won't give you the same sense of success as earning it on your own.

[Anonymous No.55615014]

>>55614815
The only way AI will have any value is if the current tech companies crash and are replaced.

[Anonymous No.55615016]

>>55615001
I have used it for looking up permits and regulations for my small business and it's pretty damn useful.

[Anonymous No.55615018]

>>55614175
slow down buddy
how bout a c300 as a better realistic dream

and its soxl and hold long term

[Anonymous No.55615024]

OZK, FFBC, and MCB report earnings after close if anyone else wants to play more bank earnings.

[Anonymous No.55615025]

>>55614756
Because smart money knows Netflix is woke trash alienating over half of all consumers of entertainment streaming and this is the top.

[Anonymous No.55615035]

>>55614962
Pretty much this. Also mumus are the angriest people out there. Even when they're up they're fucking assholes about it. I'll extend an olive branch though. Sorry it hurts to lose money and it's nothing personal but I hate the whole fedual-techno system. Somehow I hope both bobos and mumus make it out okay to the other side

[Anonymous No.55615038]

>>55615025
B-b-but what about their ESG score? Don't they get free communist monies?

[Anonymous No.55615041]

>>55614962
Is this AI generated?

[Anonymous No.55615044]

>>55615016
That seems a bit riskier than using it for coding, but yeah it is pretty neat when you can use it to parse through a bunch of legalese / boring regulations or even write up some documents for you, like FOIA.
>>55615025
>Because smart money knows Netflix is woke trash alienating over half of all consumers of entertainment streaming and this is the top.
Okay chudzone.In reality NFLX is just shit cuz their shows are shit, nothing to do with le heckin evil big scare Woke(TM) media

[Anonymous No.55615046]

>>55615011
Speak for yourself chud

[Anonymous No.55615047]

>lumber
>DHI dumping
>housing market frozen

[Anonymous No.55615048]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRBkptxh2g

[Anonymous No.55615057]

>>55615044
Well I still doublecheck what it gives me and then go over it with a lawyer but it saves me from giving more money and time then I have to, to that blood sucking jew.

[Anonymous No.55615065]

>>55615024
Bank earnings won’t shit the bed until Q3 and Q4 those will be the last to feel the pain and was pure hopium from mumu’s. Just wait until retail reports they’re already feeling the squeeze, people have stopped buying useless shit and only focusing on buying shit they need.

[Anonymous No.55615071]

>>55614178
tesla is still selling mad cars
fed gov't tax rebate for american EV's
they clearly have an edge of EV manufacturing and all factories already online..
I wouldn't buy an EV anytime soon but don't fight a iron train moving full speed

[Anonymous No.55615073]

>>55615057
I was the anon here yesterday talking about how I used to work at a law firm and that im confident that vast majority of paralegals and even some lawyers are going to get rendered obsolete by AI / ChatGPT style LLMs.

[Anonymous No.55615074]

>>55614950
Barchart.com is great for news and futures/commodity screening.

Their weighted alpha indicator is the best bullish price momentum signal.

[Anonymous No.55615076]

>>55614980
Biden needs to make a plan with interest rate reform for student loans and actually work with McCarthy on it. Having high interest rate student loans when the Federal Funds rate was near 0 for the past decade is criminal. Instead of blanket forgiving $10-$20K, he should forgive any excessive student loan interest and tie student loans to the Federal Funds rate going forward. At most people should pay 100 bps over the Federal funds rate for student loans, and interest shouldn’t accumulate until people graduate

[Anonymous No.55615080]

>>55614178
>That company is so fucked its unbelievable.
Nice arguments. It might be overvalued but it certainly isn't fucked. And it's the only non-legacy company with an actual huge fanbase in 2023.

[Anonymous No.55615084]

>>55615044
>Okay chudzone.In reality NFLX is just shit cuz their shows are shit, nothing to do with le heckin evil big scare Woke(TM) media
Tranny beer put a serious dent into Anheuser-Busch. It wouldn't be far fetched if the same happens to Netflix at some point, or is already happening

[Anonymous No.55615089]

>>55614961
Nobody knows except the SEC. Hopefully not longer than 4 months.

[Anonymous No.55615092]

>>55615047
They beat the shit out of earnings.

[Anonymous No.55615100]

>>55615076
>At most people should pay 100 bps over the Federal funds rate for student loans
With the current FFR would that change anything? I thought most student loans were in the 5-6% range

[Anonymous No.55615102]

>>55615073
I think it really depends on your business and the industry it's in. If it's something that's been around for ages and the laws aren't really being updated on it daily then it's actually very good. Even my lawyer gets surprised when I already have all the forms needed filled out and I go over it with him. So far it's been pretty reliant.

[Anonymous No.55615104]

>>55615084
Honestly it's not even the woke shit that's killing Netflix, it's that they simply aren't making good content just like Disney.

[Anonymous No.55615107]

>>55615084
How much of BUD's stock price drop is actually attributable to people boycotting it because of Dylan Mulvaney the ugly transperson

[Anonymous No.55615109]

>>55614962
>my entire life just because we are White
The 3rd president in my lifetime called out "welfare queens". Things didn't start going down hill in that regard till Clinton.

[Anonymous No.55615111]

>>55614272
>1080p webm

[Anonymous No.55615116]

>>55615092
Yeah and they're still dumping. Lumber took a huge plunge yesterday. This might be the peak of the homebuilding bubble

[Anonymous No.55615118]

>over a months worth of gains on TSLA has been wiped out
Good Lord...

[Anonymous No.55615120]

>>55615044
Buy NFLX calls if youre convinced

[Anonymous No.55615126]

>>55615107
You'll find out in August during their next earnings

[Anonymous No.55615128]

>>55614981
>>55614990
>>55615074
Thank you lads, love you guys (no homo though, fuck off with that gay shit)

[Anonymous No.55615135]

>>55615107
They've gone to #1 beer in 'murrica to #14 in a matter of a couple of months, so I assume most of it is attributable to that delusional homosexual.

[Anonymous No.55615136]

>>55615104
This. DIS actually makes watchable stuff apparently while NFLX is like they used AI to churn out shitty plots and have 5000 shows that you're surprised are actually real shows and not just fake shows made up with a fake show name generator.
>>55615120
Lol, i think NFLX is shit but not because of wokeness.

[Anonymous No.55615144]

>>55615046
This is common knowledge. Of course, if you're a NEET, you're going try to find ways to justify your position.

[Anonymous No.55615146]

>>55615100
Yes currently it’s high, but until literally last year it wasn’t. People shouldn’t get charged 7% interest rates on their federal loans when the FFR was 0-2%. It was getting ridiculously overcharged before Powell had to start raising rates. Who knows what kids taking loans out now are paying. Probably 9-10%, which is insanity. Even worse is some of them are probably accumulating that interest while going to school

[Anonymous No.55615150]

>>55615041
No that's a real bear on a movie set about the stock market made by spastic retards who can only vaguely interpret shapes and colors. If the implication is I'm enjoying big tech therefore I support it, then I must support niggers and want more of them because I laugh every time they kill each other for the privilege of selling me coke in my nice neighborhood. I was excited about tech and AI until I saw that it was no smarter than your average public school teacher or HB1 scammer which we already have a surplus of

[Anonymous No.55615155]

>>55615118
it'll have a small bounce back to 270 tommorow so I'm buying some TSLL calls

[Anonymous No.55615157]

>>55615135
Kek that faggot ended up backstabbing them anyway. Literally pulled the plug right out from underneath them.

[Anonymous No.55615161]

>>55615011
modern billionaires behaviors suddenly make a lot more sense to me now.

[Anonymous No.55615167]

Who the fuck is the Cybertruck even for?
TRUE PATRIOTS would buy FORD or other stuff, or not? For work? Who would risk scratching and wrecking it doing work with that.

In EU nobody will buy this shit.

[Anonymous No.55615173]

>>55615089
>4 months
Option will have expired worthless by then.
Guess I'll just Hope and Pray for a BTC rally until then

[Anonymous No.55615174]

>>55615065
in the mean time those are more banks that will be pumping on earnings

[Anonymous No.55615183]

>>55614497
nothing wrong with wanting to buy more at a discount

[Anonymous No.55615187]

What's your porfolio allocation right now. What percentage is invested in stocks, cash, bonds, gold (or other commodities), crypto?

[Anonymous No.55615188]

>>55615173
Just roll 'em forward anon

[Anonymous No.55615191]

>>55615107
>Boycott
The problem is that people think it's a boycott. It's not. They've fundamentally shifted their brand and make everyone want to puke when they see the can leading to a change in consumer preference. No matter what they do no one will go back to it since every American mass production light beer is identical to one another. No one is forcing themselves to avoid it.

[Anonymous No.55615203]

>>55615167
>Ford
for isn't even in the top 25 made in America vehicles. true patriots buy Tesla, Honda, Toyota which dominate American manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.55615207]

>>55615187
you have to pay me for that kind of information

[Anonymous No.55615220]

>>55615191
I don't think their plan was to lose $900 million to change consumer preference

[Anonymous No.55615229]

>>55615203

I thought about the others, but they aren't even US companies...?

[Anonymous No.55615234]

>>55615188
That might actually be the best piece of advise
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55615252]

>>55615025
I got taught how to do taxes at community college. Personal finance counted towards my AA degree.

[Anonymous No.55615253]

>>55615187
100% OXY
buy oil

[Anonymous No.55615267]

>>55615191
>Alienate your consumer demographic for the small percentage of gay population
>Find out faggots don't even drink beer
>Find out you shouldn't have taken marketing advice from a woke cat lady
>Find out Dylan Mulvaney is a literal backstabbing cocksucker
>Panic and try and sell beer in China instead
>Find out not even Chinks want your shitty beer and know your the gay beer of America
If you had time traveled 10 years ago and told me this shit would have happened I would have laughed but now it's just business as usual.

[Anonymous No.55615268]

>>55614858
>widespread hysteria about AI rapidly changing the world and making everyone rich
unemployed

[Anonymous No.55615269]

>>55615207
>>55615253

You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.55615275]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55615284]

dong dongdong howd you die today anons?

[Anonymous No.55615287]

>>55615275
minus three percent

[Anonymous No.55615289]

>>55615268
Nah you will just have to accept being the product instead of the consumer. They already collect and sell your data and use it. Might as well make money off of it but to do that you will have to get chipped so you can be a good registered goy.

[Anonymous No.55615301]

>>55615275
+0.58%

[Anonymous No.55615302]

>>55615116
Thats what Im thinking too. Housing starts have been dropping since March 2022 and historically that signifies the builders getting out and leaving everyone else holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.55615306]

>YouTube Premium Just Got More Expensive
do people really use that?

[Anonymous No.55615307]

>>55615275
only -8 percent despite having TSLA calls, thank you ZION

[Anonymous No.55615310]

I’m going to double (or triple) down on TSLL tomorrow if we see the 250 range.. literally beat earnings and working with Nvidia/AI…

[Anonymous No.55615314]

>>55615187
Capital preservation is my goal. During bull markets, I usually allocate my portfolio to ~15% bonds. During crab or bear markets, my bond allocation is often 30% or more.

My current strategy is to sell risky stocks and allocate the money to high-yield, low-volatility bonds.

[Anonymous No.55615315]

>>55615275
Minus 3%

[Anonymous No.55615316]

>>55615275
I sold everything that wqs still green my trading account and bought defensive stocks. Hopefully the heeming continues tomorrow so I can buy back in cheaper.

[Anonymous No.55615319]

>>55615275
Cash: +$484
Funfolio: -0.77%
Overall: -3.24%

Caught the morning bottom and dipped out pretty quickly and sat out for the rest of the day. Feels good having cold hard cash in hand after all of this madness.

[Anonymous No.55615320]

>>55615109
https://youtu.be/2nzKnSUQbO8
"Guilty of being White" was written in fucking 1981. By rich kids in DC no less. I want total destruction of everyone involved. It wouldn't bother me if big tech let you fight back, but they would work to destroy you if you dared to question anything that falls outside of the "Whites are evil and White children born tomorrow should be stripped of all wealth and opportunity"
Fuck tech fuck mumus

[Anonymous No.55615325]

>>55615275
+3.3%

[Anonymous No.55615326]

>>55615275
+1.09%

[Anonymous No.55615332]

>>55615275
-2.53%

[Anonymous No.55615341]

>>55615314
Ok poindexter

[Anonymous No.55615347]

>>55615118
It'll go back up but fuck am I cut in half

[Anonymous No.55615358]

>>55615341

[Anonymous No.55615395]

>>55615275
-1.61 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55615409]

>Csx down
>capital one misses revenues but beat earnings
>but muh AI
Not good

[Anonymous No.55615411]

>>55615314
I also try to improve my defensive game and have some ammunition if an opportunity crops up

Cash 15%
Bonds 5%
Gold 2%

[Anonymous No.55615419]

Here's something I never thought I'd see

[Anonymous No.55615424]

>>55615275
- 47.06%

[Anonymous No.55615430]

HHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH I FINISHED DOWN -3.4%

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRRGGHHHGGHGHGHRGRGRGRGRG

[Anonymous No.55615434]

>>55615275
-11.8%
soxl is life

[Anonymous No.55615455]

>>55615434
What the fuck, is that cat real? Has science gone too far?
...what's the ticker for the company that made that?

[Anonymous No.55615470]

>>55615275
+112.38% PSQH

[Anonymous No.55615494]

>>55615434
If only you'd held NVDA instead.

[Anonymous No.55615499]

>>55615455
What cat? That's a lion

[Anonymous No.55615500]

>>55615455
its a cat in a cat-sized lion costume anon
you can tell from the fake-ass ears

[Anonymous No.55615505]

>>55615500
he's pretending to be retarded fren, isn't it hilarious?

[Anonymous No.55615508]

>>55615500
Imagine if you could breed miniature lions.

[Anonymous No.55615526]

>>55615275
Today I officially beat the tech troon 500 by 3.3% YTD.

[Anonymous No.55615558]

>>55615508
One day we will be able to

[Anonymous No.55615559]

>>55615275
Honestly surprised I didn't get fucking heemed.
I also want to kill the faggot that talked me out of straddling TSLA, I would have made so much fucking money had I not listened to him. ALWAYS do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

[Anonymous No.55615572]

>>55615558
I want a koi pond of miniature whales.

[Anonymous No.55615586]

>>55615572
I want an elephant the size of a chihuahua
I want to carry around a small thing like that in my backpack or otherwise bring it with me everywhere

[Anonymous No.55615587]

It's crazy how psychotic the permabull get on red days. I expected some cute boboposting and maybe the occasional doomed schizo but not these hyper emotional losers

[Anonymous No.55615592]

>>55615508
Theyre called Maine Coons, pretty much a miniature lion

[Anonymous No.55615596]

>>55615586
Based and Paris Hilton pilled.

[Anonymous No.55615630]

>>55615275
Not that well. DRV opened up higher and then just went down. Still waiting for CRE apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.55615639]

>>55615587
Um um um! Salty tears, yum!

[Anonymous No.55615656]

>>55615587
Today wasn't really that bad. I don't think I saw more than one pink wojak all day.

[Anonymous No.55615662]

>>55615434
that cat's lion
>>55615508
had a bear turn away my cat yesterday - no glass door - just startled him enough to move on

[Anonymous No.55615674]

>>55615656
Pink wojaks are shitposters having fun. I'm seeing a bunch of crybabies taking more risk than they can handle and blaming everyone but themselves

[Anonymous No.55615680]

>had sex with gf for the first time the other night
>freak out about the pee stains on my mattress
what do?

[Anonymous No.55615687]

Mumu.
Are you ok.

[Anonymous No.55615688]

>>55615662
>turn away
from

[Anonymous No.55615693]

>>55615559
Don't worry I was retarded enough to buy yesterday

[Anonymous No.55615708]

>>55615680
Mmm, gf pee, yum!

[Anonymous No.55615718]

>>55615680
You are now aware that "squirting" is literally just piss

[Anonymous No.55615725]

>>55615275
i am financialy speaking shitting in the street

[Anonymous No.55615731]

>>55615718
>>55615708
it's my piss from passing out drunk multiple times

[Anonymous No.55615744]

>>55615731
Outlook is bearish while the possibility of her discovering them looms over you.

[Anonymous No.55615748]

>>55615731
Wait, why wasn't there a sheet on the mattress?

[Anonymous No.55615762]

>>55615718
Man I was thourghouly disappointed when I had an Asian girl that squirted a lot during sex and licked it off of her just to find out yup it's just piss.

[Anonymous No.55615766]

>>55615748
There was, but what if the sheets got messed up from sex and she saw them

[Anonymous No.55615768]

>>55615731
So did she freak out or you? Mattresses stain yellow anyway, from sweat/skin oil.

[Anonymous No.55615784]

>>55615766
Just tell her they're manly stains from all your previous sexual conquests

[Anonymous No.55615786]

>>55615731
Shit son I passed out drunk last Friday night and didn't piss myself.

[Anonymous No.55615789]

This the last one?

[Anonymous No.55615809]

>>55615789
We don't deserve a new thread

[Anonymous No.55615833]

>>55615680
This is why you buy a mattress protector.

[Anonymous No.55615845]

>go home
>go to the charts
>NASnigger dumping, GOOG red all red

what the FUCK went wrong????

>JNJ +6%
it's something....

>Palantrannies also down
FUCK i just bought. NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.55615851]

>>55615846
NEW
>>55615846
NEW
>>55615846

[Anonymous No.55615852]

>>55615789
We will all go our separate ways never to speak to each other ever again and live our own slice of life. Some of us will make it, some of us will fail, and some of us will shove a Lum doll up the ass to be one with Lum.

[Anonymous No.55615862]

>>55615833
I'm here to tell you, you can sweat right through those things. Unless you're talking about a plastic one for kids who wet the bed or something.

[Anonymous No.55616413]

>>55614771
This past week may have been an artificial pump going into earnings. Or it may be institutional investors dumping to keep from having to pay out on all the 1dte options that sold this week.

[Anonymous No.55616507]

>>55615731
Based

[Anonymous No.55616539]

>>55615044
>le heckin evil big scare woke media
That's WHY they're shit. Woke media is shit. Their shows are woke, and also they're shit.
That's why WOKE is a meme. Because it's hamfisted, poorly thought-through ideas that are impervious to reality (because the writers are narcissists who think they're still fighting battles that were won 50 years ago).