/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55608318]

is there any reliable way to fake experience on a resume? I've seen people say put a defunct company or put a fake company and contact but those seem too risky

[Anonymous No.55608327]

>>55608318
Any white girl who hasn't been broken in by bbc is a crime against humanity

[Anonymous No.55608340]

>too risky to lie

[Anonymous No.55608354]

Women are such an unbelievable disgusting joke.

[Anonymous No.55608397]

>>55608340
everywhere I look says everyone lies anyway

[Anonymous No.55608414]

Burner phone number app + get good at imitating other accents, and be your own reference.

[Anonymous No.55608562]

>>55608327
so much this.

[Anonymous No.55608970]

Not reading your shit post or shit jpg. Stop sharing womens opinions when you could share their ass/boobs thanks.

[Anonymous No.55608987]

>>55608970
You really think this is a woman?

[Anonymous No.55608998]

>>55608318
you can't fake shit because the moment one starts asking you technical questions your house of cards is going to fall upon you and your lies.

if you wanna wagie, you have to be a real wagie, with cagie experience.

not only this, but most companies put requirements on job posts just to scare little faggots like you.

It's even more valuable somebody with no experience (and no pre-conceptions) than one with few years of terrible experience which you have first to dismantle and then start building upon.

[Anonymous No.55609016]

>>55608998
>bro just firm handshake

[Anonymous No.55609027]

>>55608998
This is why you fake specific expertise. When a company hires you for that stuff, it's because they don't have anyone else who fits the bill. From there it's a case of bullshitting and slacking off for most of your day while doing the bare minimum that anyone could infer from the job description.

Source: My job. Hybrid remote, only go into the office 2 days a week. I sit in the corner and play MMOs for most of the workday.

[Anonymous No.55609286]

>>55608318
Is there any way to verify this?
I mean, I have lied 2 times in a row and nothing has ever happened to me for lying, and even this job lets me keep holding VINU
from what I see they're just looking for someone charismatic and who knows what the fuck he's doing

[Anonymous No.55609358]

>>55608318
>How to fake a resume
I smell curry.

[Anonymous No.55609372]

>>55608318
lie about your responsibilities at your current job. if you don't have a job or one that you can feasibly lie about, you're kind of fucked.