/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55608213]

WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.55608225]

That? It's the last chance for linkies to stink above $7

[Anonymous No.55608229]

>>55608225
Did you feel pain when you saw that the price of Chainlink (ticker: LINK) went up?

[Anonymous No.55608238]

>>55608213
A pathetic 3% pump
TNN

[Anonymous No.55608243]

I just market bought 3m worth of chainlink on chain and even ate slippage because I'm drunk and wanted to make a nice candle you're welcome I'm going to bed

[Anonymous No.55608246]

>>55608229
everyone with a conscience should wish poverty and illness on chainlink and its holders. however high link goes, it is sure as the sun will rise that it will dump to below ICO price and all the linkies will still be holding

[Anonymous No.55608250]

i'm so happy, we are going to the moon marines. wagmi!

[Anonymous No.55608255]

>>55608213
>WTF WAS THAT?

>>55608225
>>55608229
>>55608238
>>55608243
>>55608246
>>55608250

It was chainlink going to place #23

While stellar xlm surpassed it and left it in the dust

[Anonymous No.55608258]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.55608260]

what the hell is going on

[Anonymous No.55608262]

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[Anonymous No.55608265]

>>55608213
Sergey speaks today
Approx 5 hrs from now
hmm..

[Anonymous No.55608266]

>>55608246
You invite and wreak poverty and illness upon yourself. Sad!

[Anonymous No.55608267]

WTF IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.55608268]

>>55608213
> Fire Adelyn
> Link starts mooning
kek

[Anonymous No.55608269]

Money money money money money money money money moneeeeeeeeyyyy

[Anonymous No.55608276]

time to short it i guess

[Anonymous No.55608278]

>>55608246
>everyone with a conscience should wish poverty and illness on chainlink and its holders
Literal mental illness

[Anonymous No.55608279]

>>55608268
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.55608289]

link has to goto $15 to catch upto other alts

[Anonymous No.55608296]

why did it do that? serious question, I have 35k link

[Anonymous No.55608298]

>>55608276
time for you to cough up

[Anonymous No.55608299]

>>55608296
sergey is speaking at ethcc today.

[Anonymous No.55608303]

>>55608213
Now that was a nice green dildo

[Anonymous No.55608304]

>>55608299
they are going to dump it when he's done, aren't they? i'm so fucking blackpilled after all this

[Anonymous No.55608315]

>>55608304
Bitcoin is about to dump because Link pumped isn’t it

[Anonymous No.55608319]

>>55608315
yes, yes it will

[Anonymous No.55608324]

>>55608304
probably. i think the ccip release on monday might have screwed up the whale pump and dump though so who knows. this reminds me of when staking came out of nowhere a few days before his scheduled talk where it was speculated. we're so used to it happening, but one of these times it won't and we'll hit singularity.

[Anonymous No.55608326]

>>55608304
As always

[Anonymous No.55608333]

>>55608304
>they are going to dump it when he's done, aren't they?
If by "it" you mean Bitcoin, then yes.

[Anonymous No.55608478]

>>55608246
>fuddies literally having a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.55608561]

>>55608213
This is the biggest LINK bull trap I have ever seen.

But it won't trap me.

[Anonymous No.55608570]

>>55608561
Yep I sold too

[Anonymous No.55608587]

>>55608561
4$ REMAINS THE TARGET

[Anonymous No.55608600]

if we just don't sell... we'll all be rich!

[Anonymous No.55608618]

HOSANNA

[Anonymous No.55608647]

20k ccip revenue lmao

[Anonymous No.55608650]

>>55608213
IM BACK IN THE GREEN BABYYYYY!

[Anonymous No.55608655]

>>55608561
I repeat: THEY WONT TRAP ME

[Anonymous No.55608661]

>>55608213
IMAGINE BEING A FUDDIE RN LOL

[Anonymous No.55608666]

>>55608655
Short and steady wins the game.

This move upside is unsustainable.

[Anonymous No.55608667]

>>55608647

[Anonymous No.55608673]

>>55608655
What the fuck
Was
Thattttttt ahhhhhhhh it keeps going up forever the singularity wtfwtttttt

[Anonymous No.55608677]

I am literally going to kill myself.

>t. lost 14K link on AAVE and am now broke

[Anonymous No.55608678]

>>55608666
Checked Satan

[Anonymous No.55608680]

>>55608661
imagine celebrating this tiny pump that will be immediately sold by sergey

[Anonymous No.55608695]

>>55608677
i lost 6k link to celsius and bancor. i feel you anon

[Anonymous No.55608698]

Sold. I'm expecting a massive dump after this initial pump.

[Anonymous No.55608699]

>>55608265
good time to sell while he's speaking you just know he'll dump as soon as he finishes speaking

[Anonymous No.55608700]

>>55608667
kek, saved

[Anonymous No.55608710]

Holy shit bros the train is actually starting

[Anonymous No.55608717]

>>55608699
He’s speaking at 2:45pm Paris time, right?

[Anonymous No.55608724]

>>55608680
FUDNIGGER DEATH

[Anonymous No.55608725]

>>55608710
IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP WTF

[Anonymous No.55608727]

>>55608655
I HAVE WILLINGLY TRAPPED MYSELF
NUTSACK IN A VICE
KNOBHEAD IN A BEAR TRAP
I HAVE NO FEAR

[Anonymous No.55608740]

Guys please tell me it's going down i just shorted at 7dol because of the normal cockblock

[Anonymous No.55608749]

>>55608740
Just keep your eye on Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55608750]

2019 main net pump vibes rn

[Anonymous No.55608752]

>>55608740
It’s literally dumping upwards

[Anonymous No.55608753]

>>55608740
sorry anon ur fuckin retarded

[Anonymous No.55608755]

>>55608740
It always does

[Anonymous No.55608765]

>>55608755
Join @pepeforkwhitelistbot (Telegram bot) for Wl

Website: pepefork.vip

Community telegram: @pepeforketh

Not so many spots left /biz/ bros.

Unfortunately, not all of us are going to make it.

That's the harsh truth about crypto.

24/50, and it's getting narrower every hour.

I'll pull the plug on the bot at 50 WL.

That's when the magic happens.

[Anonymous No.55608766]

I thought you told me not to buy this coin. Good thing I did.

[Anonymous No.55608773]

and just like that link will never be bellow 8 dollars again

[Anonymous No.55608778]

LINK is currently #21 crypto by marketcap at $4.3B
A reminder that literal scams like Cardano and Solana are at ~$11B

[Anonymous No.55608777]

Damn, we broke $8. Shit is getting real

[Anonymous No.55608787]

>>55608777
Checked

[Anonymous No.55608795]

>>55608680
I DECLARE TOTAL FUDDIE DEATH.

KILL FUDDIES, BEHEAD FUDDIES, ROUNDHOUSE KICK FUDDIES INTO THE CONCRETE, SLAMDUNK A BULGARIAN BABY INTO A TRASHCAN, CRUCIFY FILTHY FUDDIES, DEFECATE INTO A FUDSTERS FOOD, LAUNCH FUDDIES INTO THE SUN, STIR FRY FUDDIES IN A WOK, TOSS FUDDIES INTO A ACTIVE VOLCANO, URINATE INTO FUDDIES GAS TANK, JUDO THROW FUDDIES INTO A WOOD CHIPPER, CURP STOMP PREGNANT FUDDIES, TRAP FUDDIES IN QUICK SAND, CRUSH FUDDIES IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR, LIQUIFY FUDDIES IN A VAT OF ACID, EAT FUDDIES, DISSECT FUDDIES, EXTERMINATE FUDDIES IN THE GAS CHAMBER, STOMP FUDDIE SKULLS WITH STEEL-TOED BOOTS, CREMATE FUDDIES IN THE OVEN, LOBOTOMIZE FUDDIES, MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR FUDDIES, GRIND FUDDIE FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL, DROWN FUDDIES IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE, VAPORIZE FUDDIES WITH A RAYGUN, KICK OLD FUDDIES DOWN THE STAIRS, FEED FUDDIES TO ALLIGATORS, SLICE FUDDIES WITH A KATANA, ASSASSINATE FUDDIES WITH HYBRID SMARTCONTRACTS.

[Anonymous No.55608796]

if $9 comes up, it's decision time for Bitcoin whales.

[Anonymous No.55608797]

>>55608777
trips don't tell lies

[Anonymous No.55608802]

>>55608680
TOTAL FUDDIE DEATH

[Anonymous No.55608807]

It was the dead cat bounce. See you at $1.

[Anonymous No.55608808]

On a serious note, anything below BNB marketcap is still massively undervalued.
A fair valuation of non-fiat tokens would probably be
1. BTC
2. ETH
3. LINK
but even then couldn't distinguish which one should be more valuable? Decentralized store of value? Decentralized settlements? Decentralized data? They all have unique use cases so they could easily all trade at equal valuations.

[Anonymous No.55608813]

>>55608808
CCIP reduces the relevance of individual chains.

[Anonymous No.55608817]

>>55608808
No, it's a ponzi by some eastern faggot. It'll only go down. Just sell. Market knows what is it and don't give a fuck about your ponzi that's why you are -%95 down from ATH

[Anonymous No.55608821]

They will dump BTC to 20k

[Anonymous No.55608822]

>>55608813
this
eth is now a link node

[Anonymous No.55608830]

I will tell you exactly when to short gentlemen

[Anonymous No.55608831]

MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY LINK $1,000 EOY

[Anonymous No.55608833]

Pumps over already sorry linkbaggots
Time a full retrace plus minus 2.5%

[Anonymous No.55608834]

>>55608808
> They all have unique use cases so they could easily all trade at equal valuations.
But even then, assuming a seniority argument lets say senior coins have accumulated more capital simply due to existing longer, then:
ETH has 50% ($250bn) market cap of BTC ($500 bn).
So if LINK has 50% market cap of ETH it would be $125 bn market cap = $223 per LINK token at current supply. 14% dilution due to Sergeys BigMac dumps = $195 per token

[Anonymous No.55608844]

>>55608213
I'm happy for you linkies

[Anonymous No.55608847]

Is it pumping from the news of Adelyn leaving?

[Anonymous No.55608857]

>>55608847
Yes
She was literally an embarrassment for the whole team and community

[Anonymous No.55608859]

I only managed to accumulate 1500 it's over I'm priced out forever

[Anonymous No.55608868]

>>55608859
You are in the .01 of humanity, have fun :)

[Anonymous No.55608870]

>>55608859
I only have 11K LINK bros will I make it

[Anonymous No.55608871]

>>55608817
>Just sell

[Anonymous No.55608873]

>>55608808
Why would Eth be 2? Its useless. There are several things which could replace Eth - Avax should be 3 for example, Link 2, Btc 1.

[Anonymous No.55608874]

>>55608817

[Anonymous No.55608877]

>>55608844
Checking these dub dubs. Thanks bro.

[Anonymous No.55608879]

>>55608873
It’s actually
1LINK
2AVAX
3BITCOIN

[Anonymous No.55608893]

>>55608870
>>55608868
Should I risk it for the biscuit and buy MORE?!?

[Anonymous No.55608894]

>>55608877
oh fugg

[Anonymous No.55608902]

Who tf is Adelyn?

[Anonymous No.55608903]

The ride is already over, I guess I’m about to baghold my 11K link to $4 …

[Anonymous No.55608904]

$200 END OF WEEK

[Anonymous No.55608910]

>>55608904
>$200
Triple it fren. Wagmi

[Anonymous No.55608925]

>>55608902
China bitch who ran marketing basically since Link's inception.
The problem was she constantly made spelling mistakes. I corrected her dumb ass on Twitter multiple times.
Even when speaking her English was broken as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55608931]

we are going to be #1 at coinmarketcap. link will worth $1,000,000. sergey will automatically become the president of the world. our oracles will be the next current thing (r), everyone will ask our oracles what's the price of link and they'll tell: it's $1,000,000. I will become richer than Elon, we all will. THANK YOU SERGEY.

[Anonymous No.55608938]

WTFWTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.55608941]

$8.11
$8.80
$9.30
$10.67
$11.51

[Anonymous No.55608942]

>>55608213
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 11k BAG LE GOO

[Anonymous No.55608957]

>>55608942
My bag twin . Why are we so poor linkbro

[Anonymous No.55608968]

>>55608213
Some big enemies chainlink has, someone with a lot of money to waste is pumping coins ranked above to stop link moving up, on top of the bitcoin dumps shows someone very wealthy is doing anything to stiffle link, also think they are behind the constant hitting 6.66 price

[Anonymous No.55608969]

I just woke up

[Anonymous No.55608974]

I've almost broken even.

[Anonymous No.55609064]

>>55608969
Well let me wish you a good morning, friend. Because it is, indeed, a very good morning.

[Anonymous No.55609072]

>>55608777
Checked

[Anonymous No.55609073]

See you all at the yacht party!
Except the niggers, you can stay home.

[Anonymous No.55609081]

Real talk, why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.55609082]

just look at this jooooocy candle.


WAGMI bros

[Anonymous No.55609107]

>>55609081
Pnd sergey is talking soon

[Anonymous No.55609151]

I'm going to bed. I am using positive thought to manifest double figs when I wake up

[Anonymous No.55609166]

>>55609064
Indeed! Same to you, fren. Have a bloody great day.

[Anonymous No.55609170]

>>55608298
>I cant afford my Link bill

Fucking kek, why do I find the idea of Serge dressed as the cable man cutting someone's Link feeds off so hilarious.

[Anonymous No.55609188]

>>55608278
sometimes i feel like most fudders are females

[Anonymous No.55609309]

Insiders buying bullish news

[Anonymous No.55609333]

>>55609309
No it's not, it's a pump and dump ponzi scheme you fall for 100000th time

[Anonymous No.55609341]

It's dumping again

[Anonymous No.55609352]

O-OY VEY
S-SOMEONE DUMP BITCOIN, QUICK!!!

[Anonymous No.55609363]

>>55609341
>+15% in 4 hours
>I-ITS D-D-DUMPING!!!

[Anonymous No.55609376]

as soon as that 1 nigger whale sleeps it'll go back to $6, $8 already declined. time to short it more.

[Anonymous No.55609377]

Is 2k link enough?

[Anonymous No.55609380]

>>55609377
no, to entirely bankrupt you'll need at least 10k kumar

[Anonymous No.55609393]

>>55609376
cope, nigger

[Anonymous No.55609405]

>>55609376
>>55609380
Why are you so angry?

[Anonymous No.55609440]

>>55608213
it begins...

[Anonymous No.55609492]

>>55609405
Like if they are even paid to fud why would they resort to this kind of anger and wishing misfortune (see the other post above) to linkies? Imagine being this mad at a coin you don't own.

[Anonymous No.55609516]

LETS FUCKING GO BOYOS

[Anonymous No.55609518]

https://twitter.com/chainlink/status/1681989836029444096?s=20

Talk begins at 8:45 AM.

[Anonymous No.55609524]

>>55609518
8:45 EDT. We got an hour and 15 minutes bros.

[Anonymous No.55609528]

WE'RE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.55609531]

>>55609492
>%95 down from ath
>constant technobubble and carlos mata tier speeches
>hired 500 employees, no income from anywhere
>token actually needed for sergey to pay wages
>every sensible person sold at $35
>fucking up /biz/ with paying LINK0.00000000001 to pajeets
>20 threads talking about how rich they'll become because some obscure 10 line code coded in link headquarters with 500 employees (mostly women)

is enogh for me to hate this ponzi. just rope yourselves already schizos.

[Anonymous No.55609544]

>>55609531
HAHAHA why didn't you buy sub $1 you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.55609552]

>LET'S FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I got a sick doggo in the hospital and a lotta bills motherfuckers, I need this pump!

[Anonymous No.55609559]

yeah im thinkin its time to quit my job

[85kLINKER !!BGnqWWwrcXd No.55609584]

8.20 FUCKING DOLLARINOS, JUST WAIT TILL BURGERS HAVE THEIR MCDONALDS BREAKFAST AND FOMO

[Anonymous No.55609592]

Wow.
Woke up this morning and hadn't checked the charts before seeing this thread. Figured it was the usual but took a look anyway....turns out it is real and there are people paying more than $8US for a single Linker. Not a bag, just for one. $8US!

Yes sure somewhere in the past people paid double digits for one, Close to $60US IIRC. But figure all those people offed themselves so these new $8US people are a whole new crop. Wow.

[Anonymous No.55609596]

>>55609531
Why are you so angry though? I think loads of tokens are literal scams but I don't care. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.55609606]

IT'S NOT STOPPING AAAAAAAAAAH

[85kLINKER !!BGnqWWwrcXd No.55609618]

>>55609606
>>55609559

UNIRONICALLY GETTING 2020 VIBES BROS

[Anonymous No.55609631]

Just shorted

[Anonymous No.55609638]

>>55609618
Me too. My newfag friend said he was one pay packet (2 weeks) away from getting to 2k Linkies and completing his short term goal. I told him that I think we'll be over 8.50 by then, that he might be unlucky.
He's going to think I'm a genius right now kek.

[Anonymous No.55609644]

WTF DO I SELL THE NEWS WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY ANNOUNCE

[Anonymous No.55609652]

>>55609592
Honestly there’s no reason LINK shouldn’t be at least half ETHS mcap. ETHs mcap is bloated but still. It is the second largest crypto by usage. It should be right under the first (ETH)

[Anonymous No.55609657]

>>55609652
I'm unironically a LINK maxi. I think it should be #1 by multiple orders of magnitude.

[Anonymous No.55609675]

Today's the day boys

[Anonymous No.55609686]

I’m flying out to JP in 24 hours bros, bout to lose my v-card to this bitch at a soap.

Love y’all!

[Anonymous No.55609709]

>>55609686
based anon enjoy yourself and dont be an autist and do anything stupid.

[Anonymous No.55609710]

They can’t stop it even if they dump BTC now. Sergey flipped the switch.

[Anonymous No.55609859]

Holy shit it’s actually happening! My cock would be rock hard right now if it wasn’t in a chastity cage

[Anonymous No.55609896]

Will it actually go to $1000 this time?

[Anonymous No.55609913]

>>55608879
Yeah this makes sense desu

[Anonymous No.55609928]

Worrying sign that the classic hasn't been posted yet.

[Anonymous No.55609945]

>>55609592
Haven't been paying attention to the price since 2019. Decided to check after CCIP launch. Cool to see it over $5, but pretty amazed to find out it went over $50 at one point kek

[Anonymous No.55609960]

>>55609945
Is that you Sergey?

[Anonymous No.55609996]

>>55609960
Sergey actually checks the price consistently. And trust me he is obsessed about making link the most valuable token out there

[Anonymous No.55610065]

>>55608777
Czech’d

[Anonymous No.55610086]

>>55608902
>Who tf is Adelyn?
you def need to study Chainlink history more.
ngmi!

[Anonymous No.55610424]

>>55608213
always nice seeing WTFWT posts in the catalog

[Anonymous No.55610440]

Looks like we can expect to dump back to sub $7 after that nothingburger talk

[Anonymous No.55610479]

>>55610440
doubt it
some big ct accounts have begun shilling link
think they're looking for a new narrative
why not pump it through smartcon?
only other meta right now is l2s, meme coins, and telegram bots

[Anonymous No.55610522]

>>55608213
this late 2023 early 2024 bull run is looking real, people are getting so antsy for even the shittest of announcements of announcements, no way would this have pumped like this any time in the last year and half.

[Anonymous No.55610527]

>>55610522
What "announcement of announcement"?

[Anonymous No.55610776]

>>55608698
Remember to pay taxes bro

[Anonymous No.55612568]

>>55608680
I've sold all mine for RAIL. I'm off the linktard camp.

[Anonymous No.55613322]

>>55608213
classic

[Anonymous No.55613628]

fuck you faggots i got fudded out of link at 5$ fuck you fuck you fuck you

[Anonymous No.55615235]

>>55609492
Linkfags are literally the ones saying they fantasize about hunting and torturing fudders because they are butthurt for being made fun of. That's what happens to low testosterone unhinged bagholding sexless incels

[Anonymous No.55615396]

>>55615235
Well they don't call 'em LINKcels for nothing. What a bunch of sad, angry little men.