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5560355 No.5560355 [Reply] [Original]

>Tfw HomeIess

My life was JUST'd severely after losing my ETH wallet, and now I'm suicidal. Parents kicked me out of the house after I couldn't pay rent anymore. I lost my life savings of approx 10k USD~

Should I just end it? What do?

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>> No.5560825

get a job. save some money for a place or find someone who needs a roommate.

find better job and start putting earnings back into crypto.

>lost eth wallet

tf op?

this post seems like bullshit, but if this is all true, dont be a bitch about it. keep going. when youve made it, it will be fun to look back at this down point and laugh and will be grateful you kept going. its not over unless you choose that

>> No.5560864

>paying rent in your parents home

>> No.5560895

>>5560825
I really did lost it whether you believe or not idk or care but yeah, shit sucks

>>5560864
My parents made me pay rent from 15 years old

>> No.5560926

this board is 50% crypto memes, 50% coin shilling

>> No.5560952
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>>5560355
1. Shelter
2. Find a Job
3. Work while finding a better Job.
4. Lie on Resume
5. Save money
6. Rent own place

>> No.5560964

Damn its crazy how relatable some anons are here.

I too recently lost my life savings in crypto of about 9k usd and now my parents are about to kick me out too.

Stay strong op im in the same position as you it feels like shit

>> No.5561005

>>5560864
>not paying rent in your parent's home

>> No.5561023

>>5560355
>>5560825
Op listen to this kind man. Find the source of strength you have deep down and channel it. Get through one day at a time. You’ll get to the other side.

>> No.5561033

>>5561005
what kind of shit parents charge you for living in their house?

>> No.5561087

>>5560926
Probably true

>>5560952
Nice, thx advice

>>5560964
Hope all works out for you too man

>>5561023
Hopefully

>>5561033
Bad ones

>> No.5561105

>>5560964
You and OP are failures. You should be working if all you have is 9-10k in crypto.

>> No.5561106

>>5560355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk

>> No.5561142

>>5560895
You are a Fucking Muslim.

>> No.5561164

>>5561105
FU

>>5561142
Not at all. I'm white

>> No.5561299

>>5561033
The kind that made shitty life decisions and are no longer financially independent.

>> No.5561323

>>5561164
OP, with all due respect but based on your replies, you are a fucking weenie little bitch.

srs, why tf are you even posting on 4chan rn? if youre homeless, go get a fucking job. /biz/ is not going to do shit for you. take some ownership of your life and take care of yourself by getting some income to make the next steps forward. you got this bro. now gtfo of 4chins

>> No.5561347

>>5561164
you faggot, I have a steady paying job and I would never put more than 1k of my savings in crypto

Also, it's one thing that your parents make you pay rent, but a whole other thing to abandon you in a severe time of need. Either you're a humongous dickwad or your parents should be executed by firing squad.

>> No.5561379

lmao 10k usd, literally nigger tier savings

Even niggers and spics have than 10k stashed under the matress.

Literally could make that in a few months...Are you handicapped or simply low IQ?

>> No.5561392

>>5560355
End it. You might as well.

>> No.5561408

>>5561323
>srs, why tf are you even posting on 4chan rn? if youre homeless, go get a fucking job
ding ding ding

>> No.5561471

>>5560355
if you feel unable to sort your shit out and you contemplate about suicide for longer than a few days apply to psychiatry for heavy depression
you will get meds and a place to stay for a few weeks that will numb the pain and also turn you into HIGH ENERGY mode to handle the hard work thats in front of you
keep in mind nowadays in first world psychiatry is basically just another hospital and dont worry they dont put depressive with absolute crazy nutjobs on the same station

>> No.5561491

>>5561323
I'm gonna make it with crypto
It's my only hope

>>5561347
Well yeah not everyone has good parents

>>5561379
Hey man it took me years to save that

>> No.5561518

>>5561471
I don't want to end up fucked up as well as homeless

>> No.5561530

>>5561491
no dont keep gambling on shitcoins
sort your life out and try again 2019

>> No.5561536

>>5560355
>keeping every penny in crypto
This has to be bait, nobody can be that stupid and still breathing.

>> No.5561585

>>5561491
lol im sick of you OP.

you must be 18 or 19. still a child. gl man

>> No.5561591

poor fic

>> No.5561596 [DELETED] 

>>5561491
What the fuck did you invest in, anyway? A bunch of shitcoins or one giant shitcoin?

>> No.5561606

>>5560355
Uh how were you paying rent prior to losing the wallet? Cashing out a little every month? Seems fake and gay

>> No.5561618

>>5561518
you will end up fucked up if you continue your downward spiral faggot
you wont get lobotomized and modern anti depressants arent addictive and dont change your personality forever anymore
i took mirtazapine 30mg for 10 months and i honestly didnt have a single unwanted side effect
now im phasing the meds out alongside with therapy
now im alre

>> No.5561661

>>5561530
I am with crypto

>>5561536
I did

>>5561596
Shitcoins like Link and then I ended up bagholding for months and just dwindled down to nothing before I lost it all

>>5561606
Pretty much yeah. I cashed out 1k like every couple of weeks

>>5561618
I'll never take meds they give you for depression

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>>5560355
>lose $10k
>life is ruined, contemplating suicide
fucking poorfags i swear

>> No.5561691

>>5560864
Fucking americans I swear

>> No.5561693

>>5561591
What? Poor fic? What the fuck is that

>> No.5561725

>>5561666
Nice digits but yeah, its not easy being broke as shit

>> No.5561803

>>5561693
I'm saying you're LARPing you piece of shit. Post homeless pictures if not or get the fuck out.

>> No.5561810

>>5561661
>I am with crypto

you have no money

you will not make it in crypto if you have no money in it and no income, come to terms with it - you need to get a job and/or an education, this is quite literally the only chance you have at a decent life

>> No.5561824

>>5560895
>I really did lost it
How? Was it on an exchange? Desktop wallet? Paper? How did you fuck up?

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>>5561803
Larping? I fucking wish

>> No.5561832

>>5561661
>i will never take penicillin when i have a bacterial infection
well okay then

>> No.5561867

>>5561810
No I'm confident I will make it from crypto. It's the only way now

>>5561824
I explained further up. Just bought shitcoins until it dwindled down from bagholding then lost it all

>>5561832
I'll take that, but not psychoactive meds

>> No.5561894

>>5561867
>No I'm confident I will make it from crypto. It's the only way now

you are a fucking idiot then, but gl

>> No.5561898

>>5561832
Penicillin doesn't alter brain chemistry like an SSRI or whatever they're called now

Imo, depression is a natural warning system of the brain telling you "Change something in your lifestyle"

Like a red flag system.

>> No.5561901

>>5561867
>No I'm confident I will make it from crypto
Literally the worst mindset. Don't invest money you can't afford to lose.

>> No.5561929

>>5561894
Idiot to some maybe

>>5561901
It's all for nothing for me. That's the type of person I am to the bone. It is what it is.

>> No.5561988

>>5561929
>It's all for nothing for me. That's the type of person I am to the bone. It is what it is.
I'll play with your LARP.

You're a kid, don't be a fucking idiot. You're not gonna be a millionaire from crypto if you don't even have starting capital LET ALONE no fucking rent money. Get a job, spend little, and invest whatever you have left in high-risk high-profit coins.

>> No.5562074

>>5561988
Again, it really isn't a LARP. I don't know what to tell you.
This is the way I am, and the way it is, my man.

Thx for the advice, anyway.

>> No.5562083

>>5561898
well when youre at a point of sincerely contemplating suicide you do have a heavy depression and your brain chemistry is already fucked beyond recognition
literally ANYTHING else will be the better option
youre literally falling for scientology propaganda
the way i see it right now OP is a dramatizing faggot and doesnt want to actually kill himself

>> No.5562091

>>5561929
if you have anywhere less than 10k crypto in portfolio right now I give you a 0.001% chance of making it

>> No.5562132

>>5562083
Nah, I do. Thoughts of suicide can help one get through many a restless night. -- Who said that, or something like it?

>>5562091
I like those odds, I'll beat them

>> No.5562183

>>5562132
>I like those odds, I'll beat them
Is this nigga for fucking real? Enjoy sucking cock for 10 bucks when you lose everything

>> No.5562298

>>5562183
I already lost everything. This time I won't

>> No.5562366

>>5562298
Please post progress in a month.

>> No.5562382

>>5562366
I will do man
I got nothing right now, only way is up

>> No.5562428

>>5562132
theres a big difference between thinking about it and actually wanting to do it
anyway OP get a job dont kill yourself and lose the all or nothing mindset
be rational

>> No.5562453

>>5562382
try and keep a good attitude. take care of yourself. shower when you can. apply for jobs daily. have one thing you can accomplish every day, no matter how small. take care out there.

>> No.5562531

how did you lose your wallet, OP? and what precautions do you wish you had taken. thanks

>> No.5562561

>>5562428
>Lose your personality traits
I can't, duh
Been this way since a boy

>>5562453
Thank you

>>5562531
Make a backup on a different computer and a paper wallet

>> No.5562581

>>5561491
To even be able to make it in crypto you first need some income to support yourself. Apply for a job. everywhere you can. Not sure if it's a thing where you live, but i got a job as a substitute worker, basically one who gets called in to the dumb labor jobs when there's extra demand for a set of hands or someone is sick or on vacation. If those kinda companies exist in your country, apply for multiple. You should be called before long with job offers.

Save up for a place to stay or offer a friend money to stay at his place for a little while. When you're stable again, you can put money into crypto again. But for god's sake, DO NOT put in anymore than you can afford to lose.

>> No.5562624

>>5562561
I asked how.

>> No.5562659

>made no backup

Serves you right you dumb shit, btw thanks for the free money. Every coin lost makes other coins a tiny little bit more worth :)

>> No.5562682

>>5560355
$10,000 isn't much if you end up with a decent job. 5 years from now you won't even think about it anymore.

I lost $8,000 last year going upside down on a loan on a lemon vehicle and at this point I don't even think about it anymore.

>> No.5562691

>>5562624
me

>>5562561
also what if I only have a coinbase account holding my stuff with two step phone veri?

>> No.5562714

>inb4 OP's family gives him money for food/shelter
>he puts it all in crypto
>his shitcoin tanks immediately
>kills himself
>shitcoin moons minutes later

>> No.5562748

If you lost your life savings how in the world can you still invest? With what money?

>> No.5562763

>>5562581
Crypto is the only way

>>5562624
>>5562691
Oh I already answered that but just dwindled down to nothin' and then reinstalled win and lost everything like a newbie

>>5562659
No worries. Good luck in the future

>>5562682
>10k isn't that much
It's enough to ruin my life

>>5562714
I have no family who support me in anything I do hence I'm on the street in the first place

>> No.5562792

>>5562748
I'm gonna try get money somehow and just HODL ETH and a few other coins until next year (2019) in the meantime i should have a job or something i don't know but right now it's a little messed up

>> No.5562893

>>5562763
wait, must one hodl their savings on a computer or can you just leave 100 dollars worth of random coins in a coinbase account and fuck off for a year.. and see if its there later.

not a normie, just a poorfag

>> No.5562975

>>5562792
Godspeed buddy

>> No.5563293

>>5561379
global rule 3

>> No.5563500

Op where are you now and how are you gonna find some shelter? I honestly wish you the best

>> No.5563540

>>5560864
Americans are wierd

>> No.5563653

>>5562763
It might be, but you need money to put into crypto first, you can't just fucking magick it outta thin air. Get a lil job then quit in three months when you can support yourself via crypto

>> No.5563815

>>5562975
Thx brother

>>5563500
I got a tent

>>5563653
I hear you

>> No.5563867

man this OP is a retard, homeless people deserve everything they get and worse

>> No.5563868

>>5562893
>not a normie, just a poorfag
*newfag

>> No.5563914

>>5563867
Why? How do you figure?

You aren't even allowed an opinion or it automatically becomes void if you still live with your parents and did until you were over 25

You have no idea what its like

>> No.5563937

>>5560355
you would have your eth if you kept it on binance lol

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>charging your kids rent
>kicking your kids out

What the fuck is wrong with white people? Unironically even niggers have more family value than you guys.

>> No.5563955

>>5563937
I use Binance

>> No.5563981

>>5563948
In this case, I don't disagree. I don't speak to them anymore. They kicked me out into the snow man

If I ever get rich I won't give them a cent

>> No.5564017

>>5560355
Ok Op, explain me how your LINK dwindled?
Btw, don't be a massive faggot and listen to what the fellow anons are saying, look for a job and then do crypto at the same time, don't be fucking retarded, crypto is volatile, having a job will give you a decent sustain.

>> No.5564078

>>5563981
You won't get rich. You got were you are because you are complacent, lazy. I know because I was in your shoes some time ago.

You are either real fucking stupid or it hasn't dawned on you yet the scope of your current situation. You have zero sense of urgency and I think this is just a begging thread.

>> No.5564175

>>5564017
I had numerous shitcoins all in all about 10k spread accross them all that I was left bagholding for months and I sold them at a loss and lost the rest as in, lost the wallet

>>5564078
That's all just what you got from posts online. Whatdya want me to do? Get my dick out and start crying in vocaroos? Oh no poor me

I don't really give a fuck what you think

>> No.5564206

MODS plz delete veiled begging threads.

>> No.5564289

>lost wallet
>never explains how

Fuck off

>> No.5564369

>>5564175
Dude... never sell at a loss, if I ever sell them at a loss, it's usually around a 5%, and mostly because I know I'll get them back soon, that's your own fault, listen to what I said, look for a job in case your shitcoins don't move for a long time for your basic needs. I hope you get well and SMARTER later at your life, you brought this upon yourself.

>> No.5564373

>>5564175
Funny how nearing the end your sarcastic suggestions about what to do still revolves around the idea of relying on others.

If homelessness is truly a threat then you will soon find out the harsh reality of it. There is no government or community safety net. They will all turn you away.

kys larper

>> No.5564385

>>5560355
Find a job faggot the market is actually full of jobs now . Literally the worst time to be depressed. You can make money by doing shitty jobs. I lost my house and i had to take care of my sick mother and still made it out. You can fucking do it anon don;t fucking give up anon. It's literally easy mode now you just have to try.

>> No.5564391

Wake up to reality and get a job. Abandon crypto until you have steady income and more than 10k in savings.
You sound like the stereotype of the dumb poor person that spends their paycheck on lotto tickets.

>> No.5564631

>>5564385
Funny world

>dad died
>took the house with him
>now taking care of my sick mom and little brother
>gonna tough it out 3 more years working shit jobs all going into rent and food until my lil bro graduates
>cry myself every night to sleep because I feel like a single parent taking care of two children (no offense mom)

>> No.5564757

>>5564289
I explained 3 times you just didn't bother to read

>> No.5564787

>>5560895
>My parents made me pay rent from 15 years old
Holy shit that's one tough life.

>> No.5564818

>>5564631
>dad died, took the house with him
What? How the fuck did that happen?

>> No.5564848

>>5564373
Nah, you just expect me to be all bashful and "OH YES SIR ANON PLEASE YES SIR", because you're too low IQ to comprehend the complexity of the situation.
Run along, I don't care. Why bother replying if you think it's bullshit or some larp?

>>5564385
Hey man I will remember these words

>>5564391
Sometimes yah. I like the feeling, don't you? Many of the greatest minds to ever live were once gamblers, addicts, etc. Luckily, I'm not really any of these things... But my point is, IF I was.

>>5564631
Good luck in future brother

>>5564787
That ain't the half of it but fuck all of that, it's done with now

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I really wish my dad was dead so I'd get the ~50k income stream from his properties, he's such an awful person and treated me like shit, I just can't stand him at all, abusive, negative wanker

was having an amazing day until he came home from work, he talks to me like I'm nothing, spends all his time complaining about work instead of changing it or dealing with it like a real man would, he thinks he's so much smarter than everyone else despite making 50k a year at 52 years old, I'll probably surpass that in a month after a few years and if I don't, I should have a 50k starting salary minimum when I graduate from my comp eng degree, yet the stupid cunt still thinks I should listen to him

FUCK I HATE HIM

literally nobody else can make me angry

>> No.5565237

Shack up with a gay dude who will give you food + shelter for access to your dick. If you play the "I'm a straight masculine guy, sorry but I won't touch or suck your dick and you won't touch my ass" card convincingly enough, you'll just be stuck having to watch porn and maybe popping Viagra while the guy blows you once every day or two.

Not speaking from personal experience, of course.

>> No.5565324

>>5560355
your life would be better if you actually get outside and stop LARPing

>> No.5565373

Fuck, man. Id be happy to have you at my house. Its fucking huge and i have 2 spare bedrooms, but i live in Brazil. No offense, bro, but you will do better living for a time at a shelter than here.

>> No.5565430

>>5563914
because you refuse to get a job and insist that you'll somehow "make it" with crypto when you don't even fucking have a home

you need a source of income and you need to stop gambling with money you can't afford to lose

>> No.5565474

>>5565061
>waaaah, all daddy does is complain about his problems and doesn't give me enough freebies
>now here are all my complaints

>> No.5565477

>>5565237
Lmao made me laugh, anon

>>5565324
I'm not larping unfortunately

>>5565430
I don't refuse anything. I am actively looking but that doesn't change the short term scenario

>> No.5565598

>>5565477

As the middle of your post said, so it goes for me: I'm not LARPing or joking. It beats literally sleeping on the street. I'm not happy I had to do it, but it didn't make me gay and I didn't get any diseases (being the "top", especailly just for oral, bears very low risk).

>> No.5565601

>>5565237
>>5565477
You know, prostituting would actually be a good choice if you're young and relatively hot. You can try advertising to women first and do increasingly gayer shit as you get needier for money. Much like /biz/

>> No.5565702

Do whatever you need to to get some money then buy a car to sleep in.

Then just keep going and moving up. I'm in the same position and you just keep working.

>> No.5565749

>>5565601

The market of female sugar mommas or johns (janes) is tiny to nonexistent. I'm talking, 300-500 gay Johns to each straight Jane. Worth trying, ok, but just be aware of the odds.

If you go the gay route, market yourself very early as masculine and straight. Just trust me dude.

>> No.5565765

>>5561033
wHite people I'm I rite? The only reason I'm making it it's because my uncle's don't charge me rent, pay for my food, and bills. All I gotta do is slave myself away on the family foodtruck for $20 a day which all goes into crypto. If I make it i make it if not I never had anything to start

>> No.5565808

>>5561142
A Muslim would not charge rent to their kids, they'll nag the shit out of them and make them work some manual ads job but they wouldn't kick him out unless he was a druggy or some shit.

>> No.5565815

>>5565598
You went gay for pay, bro. No offense, but it did make you gay. You're a faggot now.
Haha, no but really, that is pretty low. I'd never prostitute myself in such a way for money.

>>5565702
I hear you. A car.

>>5565749
LOL

>> No.5565847

>>5565808
I'm not, he was just trolling. Muslims live at home until old age from my understanding. Most non-western peoples live like this... Their whole family lives in the same house, etc. Pretty weird but maybe it works

>> No.5565898

>>5560355
You idiot, as long as you're still young, especially in your 20's this is the time to fuck up and make very risky investments, why? You can afford it. How? You're fucking young. While you are going through a downturn, I bet you have friends that only has one girlfriend and never moved out while you are LEARNING AND LIVING LIFE! Here's the real trick to life, how do you recover? We will ALL fuck up and be down at one point as long as you're out of the basement living life, if you can figure out how to get back to stable and then start investing (as in starting a business, investing in yourself from learning, crypto) again you'll know from past mistakes what not to do and do better the next time.

Your life left you, your home life sucks, you're totally fucking free my man. I've been there, trust me, you just need to realize that it's only YOU now holding you back. Get a second job, get a shit apartment, save what little you can, and do it again, I can promise you'll do it better.

>> No.5565986

>>5560355
think of life as like crypto:
>you hope to get more than what you put into it - but you gotta put in
>sometimes the market (life, rando shit) fucks ya, sometimes a small bit of absentmind fucks ya. gotta stay vigilant to see the shit coming that you can see
>if you cash out (ie neck yourself) at a loss, you miss future gainz
>if you buy this fucking dip, you stand to gain more than most of these unwoke fuckers. gains not in money anon but in other more important things

gl man stay strong

>> No.5565997

>>5565898
I like your outlook brother. Some days I feel this, and I don't say "think" purposely there. To feel something, really feel it, is much more than just to think something. But yeah, some days I feel like a free bird, others I feel like a caged rat.

I used to believe this fully and all of the time, but I realised some people really never struggle or have any such obstacles to overcome within their life. Many people never face depression or any struggle of this kind ever.

>> No.5566002

>>5560355

Are you the same guy that was role playing yesterday as a homeless person to get free $$?

>> No.5566018

>>5565815

You can think of me as a gay faggot if you like, but I am still not attracted to men, nor do I seek out encounters with them, paid or otherwise, now that I'm financially stable.

>> No.5566036

>>5565986
Thankyou man, good fortune to you too

>>5566002
I'm the same anon but it wasn't a LARP and it wasn't for $. I've never asked for shit

>> No.5566042

>>5560355
get a job and buy intensecoin and buy into shipchain ICO
then drive a lambo by end of 2018

>> No.5566061

>>5566018
You actually have a brain as opposed to retard OP

>> No.5566067

>>5566018
Nah, I was just kidding. Each to their own, but I could never do something like that for money. Gotta do what you gotta do though.

>>5566042
It's not so easy though is it?

>> No.5566103

>>5566061
>Allowing yourself to become a gay male prostitute for little money is smart
Huh?

>> No.5566139

>>5566103
Right here's a much better alternative: shitpost on 4chan while you have literally 0 money and try to invest in cryptos. That'll get you on your feet brah

>> No.5566176

>>5566139
4chan is grade A venting and distraction while also serving as a genuinely good resource for news at the same time.

It's the perfect place for someone like me right now

It will

>> No.5566207

>>5560355
How the fuck did you lose an ETH Wallet?

>> No.5566238

>>5566207
Already explained itt

>> No.5566252

>>5566238
no you didn't

>> No.5566253

>>5566067
just get 1-2k
go 1k into intensecoin and 1k into intensecoin ICO (im assembling a small group of friends to get to 26k and get 10% pre-sale bonus) if youve got the 1k and trust me, feel free to drop me a mail, no begging.
ill just pay out your tokens once theyre released end of jan

>> No.5566371

>>5566252
I did like 3 times. Just read. Was left bagholding shitcoins and basically dwindled down until I had like half left then I lost the rest as in fresh installed win and lost the file

>>5566253
>Just get 1-2k
You make it sound easy

>> No.5566389

>>5565997
Stop comparing yourself to those people. Look, you have the internet and power, bam, you're above 50% of the rest of the world. Don't worry what other people think. I'm in my 30's and had to Uber and to temp jobs to get back on my feet (and a lot of other shit) but I ate my pride and now I just woke up from a nap at my high rise building that overlooks the ocean to shit post on here and I'm getting job offers with money in savings. It gets better, think of it this way, it's about the journey not the path, just focus on a goal. All I want is a decent used car, nice apartment, and be able to put my kids through college and have them do better then my. Find your realistic sweet spot and go for it, have that be your light when things get dark. I live in the US, of you do man or even in the west, we can get our little slice of the pie, it's just a matter of how hungry are you? You want to be that 40 year old virgin making shit pay still living at home or do you want to be the 40 year old that lives back at home since he lost his million dollar company? I know which one I would take and then I would get up and bust my ass to get it again, no matter where you end up, as long as you can look back on your death bed and say "fuck you, I tried' I'd say that's a damn good death.

>> No.5566489

>>5566389
Hey man thanks for the serious response. I hear you. I will continue working on it. I wish you nothing but good fortune too.

Hopefully, we all make it

>> No.5566498

>>5566371
in the US? if so, its easy
just go to mcdonalds for a month?
or go fuck a horny old lady

>> No.5566504

>>5566103

When you're at a loss for options, yes. Also, it wasn't little money. It was never below $200 a pop and was often in the $300-400 range. One middle-aged dude let me live with him for 4 months and he paid for all bills, including food, allowing me to save up a few grand to get my own place. His wife had just left him when she discovered his gay porn and he was lonely. He let me sleep on a spare bed and only sucked me off twice a week or so.

>> No.5566638

>>5566504
Lol god damn I don't know what to say

>> No.5566663

>>5566498
Meh, drunk me in my late 20's after my divorce would have done it for free (just to say I did and I was banging so many chicks, anything new was "hot" to me) and I was /fit/bro at that time, he's better off getting a job unless he looks like Brad Pitt.

>> No.5566688

>>5566489
You too buddy, just don't give up, don't compare yourself to Bill Gates but don't have a low bar in life. Hope you make it man.

>> No.5566731

Damn, /biz/ can really be what /adv/ should've been when it's not having a bipolar episode on the latest get rich quick shitcoin. I'm gonna be in a similar situation as OP. About to be homeless in a month or so, so I'm doing temp jobs trying to make enough money for first month's rent + deposit on a place with a roommate. Probably gonna hit up this guy on craigslist that's looking for nude solos for 50/hr. Once I have a place, I'm gonna go balls deep into social welfare to keep me afloat and get a job at a dealership, because it's the only place that will hire without experience and the constant risk of poverty will keep my ass sharp.

Then go from there. Any holes in this plan? Anything I can improve or have looked over?

>> No.5566757

>>5566688
Nah, I don't look to people like Bill Gates as inspiration. I look to people like Alexander, Khan, or great artists like Michelangelo, etc.

Call me crazy

>> No.5566779

>>5566504
Jesus man, I was renting a room from a 60 year old retired nut job lady with no heat or air, I thought that was bad, shit, at least I still have some pride left I guess. But yeah, I can't judge, at least you're surviving I guess, just hope you have a plan to get out of it.

Also, did you at least try to fuck the wife? I would have, and made him watch, but I'm an asshole.

>> No.5566860

>>5566731

If the nude solos are in person, it will escalate to sex. If they are online only, you won't get paid. $50/hr is escort pay (for males).

>>5566779

I am out of it. This was about 3 years ago. His wife moved back in with her parents across the country. I never saw her. She was hot though (from pics).

>> No.5566866

>>5566757
You are, be realistic. You'll never be a great man, just try to be a man. What's wrong with being a nobody with a house, wife, and a kid or two? Or owning your own small business? Just focus on that.

>> No.5566884

>>5566866
You're wrong

>> No.5566907

>>5566860
Oh boy. Is that why he mentioned VGL in the ad?

>> No.5566912

>>5566860
Glad you're out of it man, hope it keeps you hungry enough to not have to go back.

>> No.5567086

>>5561929
You watched too much anime.

>> No.5567096

>>5567086
I've never watched anime

>> No.5567141

>>5560355
10k

Hahaahahahaha

Fucking holding LTC bags and I'm down 50K.

I'd kill to just be down 10k

>fuck charlie lee and his dumping, I was making gainz every morning as normies was waking up and got stuck.

>> No.5567176

>>5567141
yeah but you'reprobably rich

>> No.5567344

>>5565061
50k starting is small time
should be able to secure 70k easily
look into internships for govt contracting positions as you are finishing your degree(lockheed, northrop grumman, boeing, general dynamics)
gl bud

>> No.5567420

>>5560355
hey dont end it just yet unless you try what Im about to suggest to you!!
if you are that shaken up from what happened, why not get into crime, being in jail is better than dead? what Im about to suggest to you is very dangerous but has a considerably higher success rate than killing yourself.


Try to steal about 100 bucks or however much you can get your hands on and enough to eat and so forth without getting busted, rob and steal however you can do it or if its possible ask a friend. Shoplift for food or go to the dumpsters do whatever you have to do.
Then buy whatever LSD, MDMA or Xanax presses you can get on the darknet for cheap. You can buy Xanax presses in bulk for MUCH cheaper than on the street even if its not that many. You dont need an address to ship it, just open a PO box and ship the stuff there.
You can sell Xanax for about 500% of your initial investment easily, so you should at least Id say 4x your investment, then go on and reinvest that into BTC to immediately get another stash of Xanax for whatever you made until you made back your 10k or however much money you need.
Same logic applies to LSD and MDMA although those two are more difficult to sling. Xanax on the other hand can be sold to any old junkie and it is very addictive. Go to whoever you know that does drugs and ask around, trust me you will be able to sell it.
Do it for only a month or two and you should have made your money back. Life dealt you a shit hand why not take extreme measures to regain control over it? If you want to follow that route, you can theoretically make a hundred grand a year. But you should probably stop when you are in the clear financially.

Good Luck and hang in there for now, Ive been there.

>> No.5567620

>>5567420
I don't know any drug addicts but I suppose its better than being dead, you're right

Well, it isn't for society... but lets not get into that

>> No.5567658

>>5566907

VGL? Never heard that one.

>>5566912

Yep. I'm in a good spot now.

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>>5564631

>> No.5567786

>>5567658
Had to search some niche websites, but it means Very Good Looking the gay scene.

>> No.5567799

>>5567620
who gives a fuck about society?

you can always find junkies even in small towns there are enough to make big money. but if that way is not for you then so be it.

>> No.5567825

>>5567799
Go into more detail. I thought all of the darknet markets were closed now

>> No.5567873

>>5567786

lol what a dumb acronym. anyway, that isn't a shock, whether it's for photos or escorting

but if it's $50 an hour, it's not just photos.

>> No.5568061

>>5567825
they are very much not, alphabay was shut down and hansa but there are probably a dozen active ones.

dream market is the biggest right now, it has been up since 2013.
the way it goes is like this (look the details up on google, its all readily available, you could be up and running tomorrow):

get the operating system "tails" and boot it from a USB drive.
buy btc off of a btc atm anonymously with your phone wallet and send it to the electrum wallet that tails has automatically installed, from there send it to a tumbler (google it) and from there to the dream market wallet. Of course before that get a dream market account, takes literally 1 minute.

if the money is on dream you then go "drugs" then "ship from" and pick your home country and then type in Xanax/Alprazolam. Look at the vendors that come up and pick the cheapest one with the best ratings.
Get familiar with PGP Encryption (google)

Order from someone before you must encrypt your address by using the vendors public key (theres a billion YT tutorials on this)

Oh an of course first open a PO box at your local post office, its really very cheap i think about 5 USD a month.

Then you wait...

>> No.5568208

>>5567825
some rules:
dont UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES:

check tracking using tor
talk to the police
order from holland

it should take the vendor between 1 and 7 days to get you your shit, usual is id say 2 to 4 so pretty good.
even before you have it ask around in shady circles, go to squatters houses in your town, go to the places that drug users hang out usually. go in front of clubs or bars where the drug scene is and ask around, make contacts, if you have good product IT WILL SELL ITSELF. I really guarantee it.

If you should go the way of getting ecstasy or MDMA, go to clubs where people do it and sell it. You can buy MDMA for literally a few bucks a gram and sell it for up to 80.
Now is probably late but before new years could make you a few thousand a week.

>> No.5568315

>>5568061
I already know about PGP and bought some shit from SR a few years ago. Thanks for the info anyway however I don't think I'll become a drug dealer, anon.
I mean, it would probably be very profitable if I was hanging around in the circles I used to (bands, etc) but not anymore.

>> No.5568328

>>5567825
also biggies ten crack commandments are really not stupid, especially "dont get high on your own supply"

you want to get money not addicted.

also beware of getting robbed, in a homeless situation like you, TELL NOBODY, hide your stash well and away from your place of rest. Junkies kill for drugs, thats how much they want the shit.

>> No.5568357

>>5568328
I hear you. I don't do drugs and never liked them when I tried them. Tried a few but only liked coke and it was too expensive, lol

>> No.5568365

>>5568315
ok cool brah, just dont kill yourself okay?

>> No.5568393

>>5568365
I won't be doing that
Godspeed bro

>> No.5568400

>>5568315
okay but then wtf are you going to do?

>> No.5568534

>>5568400
Fuck knows. Try to survive
I'll keep what you said in mind and maybe look into it in future but right now it seems I'd end up making a mistake if I rushed

>> No.5568579

Yeah your life is fucked

>> No.5568586

>>5560355
>put everything on crypto
If you don't have money to spare you shouldn't waste a single dollar on crypto

>> No.5568635

>>5560355
>Parents kicked me out of the house after I couldn't pay rent anymore
I honestly can't understand people who do this.

>> No.5568678

>>5568534

mhh well if you have no other thing to fill your time just read up on this stuff for a while and see what feels right.

also is there no social institution that helps with your situation? i am not american so i have no idea.

>> No.5568878

>>5568579
Yah

>>5568586
>Waste

>>5568635
Many have said that to me recently. They can't imagine their parents doing it so they think it doesn't happen

>>5568678
No, I'm lone, white male with no children... they don't give a fuck. I rang a homeless shelter before and they laughed at me and said "so what?"

>> No.5568920

>>5561832
Shit, I had a bad case of tonisilitis to the point where I was having problems breathing.

I got the shot, that shit sucked!

>> No.5568992

>>5568878
fuck well,
if you dont have any friends to crash what other way is there other than crime?
i wouldnt give two shits about society or family or anyone at this point if they all screwed you that badly.

>> No.5569019

>>5560355
>Get a job
>Invest every penny in Ripple
>Wait 6-12 months
>Retire comfortably

>> No.5569036

>>5568992
I feel that a lot as well. "Why shouldn't I just be a fucking criminal? they treat me like one", but then I remember that I'm not a nigger.

>> No.5569140

>>5569036
being homeless and doing nothing about it when there are some solutions is more nigger like than offering an honest to god high margin commodity to the lowlifes of the world.

>> No.5569251

>>5569140
I'm not even racist, nor do I see selling drugs as bad, tb h. Imo, should be legal anyway. If people wanna buy then I don't mind being the pusherman, man

Anyway yeah yeah I'll look into it

>> No.5569696

>>5560355

join the military faggot. They'll feed you, train you, and you will have some honor in your life rather than being the sorry sack of shit you currently are.

If you're not fit though don't even think about it. You will be doing pushups and runs all fucking day and if you can't hack it it will be horrible. and if you make it through you might get shot/blown up but uhh yeah still better than your current situation

>> No.5569721

>>5569696
>Military
No I'd rather be homeless

>> No.5569809

you're a cringey fucking faggot OP. I think you need to get the shit beaten out of you to straighten you up. I'm 18 too so there's no excuse for you being so retarded.

>> No.5569874

>>5569809
I'd snap you in half you pampered faggot

>> No.5569906

>>5569721

you retard. you'd rather be poor and miserable than have to face some danger? what a pussy.

You realize everyone, from nobility to the peasants have served throughout history. All it takes is some balls but you clearly don't have any. I mean if you don't want to it's fine but you are literally HOMELESS and alone. idk dude. figure some shit out

>> No.5569996

>>5569906
you are suggesting this weakfag should get raped in a tent with violent psychopaths

>thanks biz you enver let me down

>> No.5570017

>>5569906
Who said anything about danger? Being homeless is more dangerous than being in the military. Demonstrably so. You're a fucking idiot.

I don't want to join the military because I don't believe in killing others for some old fucking kike and his personal vendetta

>Hurr you don't have balls to go die in another pointless war for some kike dude haha YOURE NOT A MAN HAHA JUST GET SOME BALLS AND COME DIE WITH US BRO HAHA

Fucking moron

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>>5560355
>Life savings of 10k
I just dumped $27k into a cryptopia coin. Stupid peasant ahahahaa

>> No.5570217

>>5560355
parents kicked you out the house bc you can't pay rent?
this is why free state sponsored abortion and birth control is important ya know, then we wouldn't have to deal with faggot OPs whining

>> No.5570236

>>5562074
that has to be the new crypto song.

'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

Last night I've lost my mind,
dreaming of the crypto paradise!

>> No.5570338

>>5563293
stfu nigger

>> No.5570343

>>5560864
Only in America. Fucking animals

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>>5561803
Im homeless

>> No.5570517

>>5570178
Man, well thats good for you, I guess. godspeed anon hope it works out well for you

>>5570217
>Whining
t. 36 yo virgin still lives at home

>> No.5570699

>>5560355
You can just use hard drive recovery software, you can recover files even after reinstalling Windows multiple times. Try and do this immediately, the more you save and download shit on your computer the more likely it is that it'll overwrite your ETH forever. Hurry faggot hurry.

>> No.5570967

>>5570699
It's lost anon tried all of it

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>>5560355
move in with me senpai but just so you know im a raging alcoholic and my apartment is full of trash and piss bottles

>> No.5571372

>>5570358
nice rocks anon do you think they'll moon soon?

>> No.5571397

>>5571343
THATS OK