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[/smg/ Stock Market General No.55589199]

Complete Bear Destruction Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Live Trading Stream
https://www.twitch.tv/TheLiveTradingChannel

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Prev: >>55586461

[Anonymous No.55589215]

>MSFT

[Anonymous No.55589223]

i need to roll out my TQQQ CCs
will there be a pullback this week or should i just do it now?
regards

[Anonymous No.55589227]

>>55589199
Fellow boboids
We lost

[Anonymous No.55589232]

who is buying at these prices

[Anonymous No.55589233]

Anyone have an opinion on GS earnings tommorow?

[Anonymous No.55589234]

>>55589223
Do it now.

[BUY PUTS NOW No.55589250]

>could’ve turned 2k into 70k on MSFT calls today

How do I find out about these kind of things

[Anonymous No.55589258]

>>55589234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclDLIx8NQ4

[Anonymous No.55589257]

Y u do dis??

[Anonymous No.55589263]

>>55589232
'they' are
just go with the flow

[Anonymous No.55589265]

yep

[Anonymous No.55589269]

>>55589233
No idea bro i wonder how schw and jpm did.
>calls

[Anonymous No.55589271]

>>55589148
Sell puts at a price you'd like to buy at.

[Anonymous No.55589277]

>>55589257
Because 30$ for AI bot sorting your emails is too expensive.

[Anonymous No.55589280]

>>55589250
well they report earnings on the 25th, so maybe try again then bud

[Anonymous No.55589286]

Just bought more NKLA. Try and stop me.

[Anonymous No.55589288]

>>55589277
Why the fuck am I even calling it AI? We all know it's not AI. It's just a better bot. Nothing of the shit that has been developed yet is AI.

[Anonymous No.55589294]

buy palantir and c3 ai to celebrate the our next leader ultron havent you seen the movie anon?

[BUY PUTS NOW No.55589300]

What’s the fare value of AMD?

[Anonymous No.55589312]

>>55589288
bespoke corporate AI language models are the future
every company is gonna want a chat gpt trained on their data that the employees can query

[Anonymous No.55589315]

>>55589300
$80

[Anonymous No.55589320]

TSLA gonna pump on earnings, digits confirm

[Anonymous No.55589325]

>>55589300
550 pps

[Anonymous No.55589328]

>>55589300
The current price.
Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.55589336]

>>55589312
And thanks to the huge amount of investment there is there will so much competition the price will get lower with every month unless they build cartels which is to be expected and I hope they get crushed.

[Anonymous No.55589352]

Great Olmec, what do you command for today?

Evens - Buy
Odds - Sell
Dubs - Make a profile on Bumble

[Anonymous No.55589353]

>>55589199
AI will save her

[Anonymous No.55589364]

How does CVNA just keep fucking mooning? Up 15% today again

[Anonymous No.55589366]

Reminder that Disney still has to come up with 9 billion dollars to pay Comcast for Hulu.

[Anonymous No.55589374]

>>55589269
schwab and jpm did great but JPM hasn't pumped much at all after earnings

[Anonymous No.55589381]

Is this the end of bobos forever?
I'm fine with that ending

[Anonymous No.55589385]

>>55589352
Buy
>>55589374
Doesn't matter just buy calls, gs been lagging af.

[Anonymous No.55589393]

They Don't Know About AXSM.

The Pharma Company.

That Won't Ever Meet Expected Sales.

For Their Shitty Drug.

Auvelity.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55589397]

>>55589232
Me and every other intelligent person, AI means that big tech companies can easily 100x from here.

[Anonymous No.55589408]

>ctrl f "BOIL"
>zero results
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY FELLOW BOILBROS THAT USED TO BE HERE?
WHERE IS THA FUCKIN' NC BOIL KANG?

[Anonymous No.55589420]

Between two stocks I have, I suppose it makes the most sense to put my DCA buy into the stock that has depreciated and not the one that appreciated, is am I right?

[Anonymous No.55589422]

>>55589385
yeah I just check sentiment and only memestock baggots are bearish on it

[Anonymous No.55589447]

>'folio breaks ATH again

[Anonymous No.55589451]

>>55589408
The kang has fallen. He saw BOIL was bottoming, and knew that in order to produce more losses he must shift his energy to bagholding SQQQ.
With a 50% loss now on the table, I'm sure he'll resurface soon to hit us with some more amazing trades.

[Anonymous No.55589454]

NKLA the fake truck company has been killing it. time to give them a second chance, fellas

[Anonymous No.55589458]

bought 7/21 40c $600
sold 9/1 40c $750
thank you green frog man

[Anonymous No.55589462]

>>55589447
It will continue too.

[Anonymous No.55589475]

>work for start up
>IPO
>wait 2 years
>sell
Why doesn't everyone just do this? I made 400k this year

[Anonymous No.55589486]

bloomberg commodity index, daily timeframe

[Anonymous No.55589487]

>>55589325
Sarah…

[Anonymous No.55589502]

>>55589486
Gimme the play. Xom holdings been crabbing +40% for almost a year now. Brap gas surplus still seems too high.

[Anonymous No.55589542]

Ooh! Slithering car sales snake just called to say my car is coming in within a few days. Excited! I need to make arrangements for the disposal of old shitbox. And yes I mean disposal. I am not selling it. It deserves retirement and funereal crushing.
I'm fiddling with bollinger bands today. I may add them to the TA assortment. Not as an indicator but more of a gauge of rough range. That might be helpful. I'm not sure if it is. I'm backtesting now to see.

[Anonymous No.55589546]

The VIX is not dumping, was it a trap?

[Anonymous No.55589547]

>be bobo
>wagecuck and lose money on shit plays
>get old
>kill yourself
>the end

Many such cases! My condolences to the jannies in section 8 housing! The cleanup must be miserable!!

[Anonymous No.55589560]

>>55589546
Gamma ramp...

[Anonymous No.55589576]

Why is Buffet buying OXY over XOM? Need a knowers insight.

[Anonymous No.55589579]

>>55589385
I am almost afraid to ask what cock and cunt salad even is

[Anonymous No.55589581]

alright big dogs
what's the play today?

[Anonymous No.55589584]

>>55589475
Most of us here are convicted felons who can't even get a job at 4channel computer to even pad out resume

[Anonymous No.55589587]

>>55589502
You'll have to decide that. If it breaks out, I think the outcome is a little complicated right now because higher commodity prices could be an indication of returning inflation and central banks don't want that.

[Anonymous No.55589590]

cash sisters...there will never be another market crash again...

[Anonymous No.55589598]

>>55589408
BOIL is coming back, but I am still down $895

I just want to break even so I can move on

[Anonymous No.55589604]

>>55589385
come on, 'up the bum, no baby'

[Anonymous No.55589610]

>>55589475
Why bother?
You can just short IPO scams and make 400k anyway.

[Anonymous No.55589612]

>>55589587
Seems like a waste of powder. I'll know it when i see.

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55589615]

>>55589610
SKYT is doing a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.55589634]

I am completely 100% convinced that stocks will never go down again. My reasoning is as such:
>earnings do not matter
>the Fed will always support the markets no matter what
>the government will keep recklessly spending money to pump stocks
>interest rates do not matter
>AI
Should I use this as a contrarian signal and go short?

[Anonymous No.55589643]

>>55589634
Yeah shorts have made a killing since march.

[Anonymous No.55589664]

>wilshire/gdp

[Anonymous No.55589666]

>>55589643
March was the most bullish event I have ever seen in my life. The Fed immediately injected half a trillion dollars because a couple banks had poor risk management. Imagine what's gonna happen when the economy really starts to slow down? The Fed will inject a trillion dollars a day and the US government will send out $10,000 checks to each citizen

[Anonymous No.55589675]

>>55589634
>I believe without a doubt that things will go up
>Should I bet against the market that I believe without a doubt will go up
Anon what the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.55589676]

>>55589320
TSLA will dump

[Anonymous No.55589686]

>>55589199
i have more respect for whores than i do this woman.

[Anonymous No.55589687]

>>55589666
They really should though. I'm down with a 3 year double bottom.

[Anonymous No.55589694]

>>55589666
based satanic trips for future stimmies

[Anonymous No.55589705]

>>55589675
Oh I forgot to add:
>I'm always wrong
>I suck at everything

[Anonymous No.55589720]

I feel like I'm just stuck holding cash rn
What are guys buying if anything? I was gonna buy TMC yesterday lol disnt

[Anonymous No.55589724]

That's fresh highs!
Fresh highs!
If ur bored with watching candles there is a bullet chess tournament going on live now. It's good chess players playing degenerate cocaine chess. Magnus is playing later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFQ3n1VgQw4

[Anonymous No.55589729]

>>55589675
>>55589705
Fear is a killer.

[Anonymous No.55589730]

>>55589199
>locksneed fartin

[Anonymous No.55589754]

>>55589720
I bought BUD then immediately lost $1.50 per share but I can feel it in my bones it'll get a small spike prior to their q3 report in a month and a half as they show off inflated numbers about their summer sales and lie through their teeth about how well their ad campaigns worked to fix the brand.

[Anonymous No.55589759]

>>55589676
I actually believe MSFT is gonna dump. The estimate is higher than last time.

[Anonymous No.55589772]

>>55589576
He has the CEO by her balls as her largest creditor

[Anonymous No.55589773]

>>55589759
they are selling more and more azure shit every day
https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2023/07/18/microsoft-and-meta-expand-their-ai-partnership-with-llama-2-on-azure-and-windows/
wouldn't surprise me if it hit #1 in marketcap this year

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55589793]

>>55589754
Bud is gonna get rekt.

SKYT is gonna bust all over dem titties.

Gonna be $30 per share come october on positive earnings.

[Anonymous No.55589796]

>Sold SOXL pump yesterday at $28
>Bought the SOXL dip today at $27.17
Lol lmao

[Anonymous No.55589808]

>>55589796
Wash sales are fun.

[Anonymous No.55589812]

>>55589793
Of course BUD is gonna tank they make shit beer and shit decisions about it. But it'll be after the earnings report. Worst case I'm out some money but I'm hoping there's a small spike sell off for before then.

[Anonymous No.55589816]

>>55589451
either that or he got a lethal venereal disease!
>>55589598
Don't call it a comeback, BOIL's been here for years
It's rocking its peers, putting suckas in fear
Making the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to THA DIPS go boom
Explosions, overpowering
Over the competition, BOIL's towering
Wrecking shop when it drops

[Anonymous No.55589818]

This market is fake and gay

>>55589793
Who's this semen demon?

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55589822]

>>55589816
Nigger

[Anonymous No.55589825]

>>55589808
Roth IRA gambling is even more fun

[Anonymous No.55589839]

>>55589475
Vast majority of startups don’t make it to IPO retard
High chance most of your shares will be worthless or the company will go under

[Anonymous No.55589848]

>>55589825
0dte spx the best.

[Anonymous No.55589858]

>>55589793
Lmao at the dude with frosted tips gettin a real good look

[Anonymous No.55589871]

>>55589848
I'm too much of a pussy for that

[Anonymous No.55589883]

>>55589793
I can't stop watching 8t help

[Anonymous No.55589891]

>how it feels holding soxl and soxs at the same time

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55589893]

>>55589883
Ill do what I can. It may be too late to save you.

Buy SKYT anon.

[Anonymous No.55589908]

Why the fuck aren't you people buying the best performing stocks in the last 6 months which are still down 60-90% from their 2021 ATHs?

My folio is 50% Marathon Digital and a few other Bitcoin miners.

[Anonymous No.55589909]

Nobody is talking about CVNA why?

[Anonymous No.55589911]

How is TSMC's stock higher now than in April when they had higher earnings (16,7bil) than they expect for this Q (15,4) now which earnings release will be thursday?

[Anonymous No.55589915]

>>55589793
>>55589883
you can pay $10k to "assist" taping up the hoes

[Anonymous No.55589927]

>>55589891
Why would you do that? Pick a side.

[Anonymous No.55589929]

>>55589839
Idk worked for me. I vest in more next year then ill quit

[Anonymous No.55589953]

>>55589915
get the actual fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.55589955]

>>55589300
130 USD

[Anonymous No.55589969]

>>55589908
i dont listen to anyone who takes pictures of screens

[Anonymous No.55589973]

Where is bobo's big crash?

[Anonymous No.55589977]

>>55589793
Now THAT's a woman.

[Anonymous No.55589988]

In six months, I've gained over a year of runway. I'll gain another month just from today, at least

[Anonymous No.55589990]

>>55589973
not gonna happen

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55589997]

>>55589973
It was in 2022, 25% crash adjusted for inflation was as severe as the 2008 crash. Bobo is a greedy low IQ piece of shit who can't grasp the concept of inflation also inflating stock prices, he unironically missed the entire recession because he expected a 50% crash.

[Anonymous No.55590006]

>>55589988
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.55590021]

We need another crash, this crabbing/pumping is retarded

[Anonymous No.55590022]

>>55590006
Cope

[Anonymous No.55590032]

>>55589988
At some point you should stop thinking of it as runway, and realize you're already flying smooth, coasting along the jetstream.

[Anonymous No.55590039]

>>55590032
The funny part is I don't even need runway because I'm a helicopter

[Anonymous No.55590040]

Any other paypal chads in here?

[Anonymous No.55590043]

>>55590021
there will never be another crash in history, this time its different

[Anonymous No.55590048]

>>55590021
There's no crab. This is pure pump. I'm sitting here watching it boost my portfolio and I still don't really believe it.

[Anonymous No.55590054]

Dividend bros; what stocks are you buying?

[Anonymous No.55590055]

>>55589909
It's been mentioned several times today. What's to talk about? Retard pump just won't stop (until I buy, then it'll stop)

[Anonymous No.55590061]

>put phone down for 30 mins to start a new homebrew batch
>came back to my folio being up another percentage point
It's a wheat beer, what should I name it?

[Anonymous No.55590069]

How the fuck can QQQ / SPY just keep going straight up every fucking day?

[Anonymous No.55590071]

>>55590054
im a VIG pig always and forever

[Anonymous No.55590073]

>>55590040
I was up until Fri when I sold every stook I had to buy more BOIL. It was I think my number 2 performer under PPC and I had just bought both that Mon.

[Anonymous No.55590089]

I’m gonna kick the TA guys’ asses who said spy “needs to pull back to $447 for more liquidity to reach higher”

[Anonymous No.55590098]

>>55590055
>until I buy, then it'll stop
I'm beginning to think we've entered into a new paradigm where the "inverse yourself" strategy doesn't work anymore. You can just ape into any stock when you feel extreme FOMO and you're guaranteed to get a return. Like I could ape into NVDA right now and I'm pretty much guaranteed to make a profit. The whole "I buy and it dumps" mentality is old fashioned. Panic buying is a successful trading strategy now

[Anonymous No.55590100]

>>55590069
Doom bull. I will also accept glownigger market. A situation has been created where everything is bad but it's not bad enough RIGHT NOW to see mass liquidations, so everybody buy buy buy.

[Anonymous No.55590101]

>>55590040
Why yes?

[Anonymous No.55590104]

>>55590071
I buy SCHD myself.

[Anonymous No.55590108]

>>55590089
TA is not real

[Anonymous No.55590117]

>>55590069
preparing for the big one 2.0. my guess is after the next election
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Depression_in_the_United_States

[Anonymous No.55590124]

>>55590089
Don't worry anon next stop is 462. Hop on in.

[Anonymous No.55590129]

>>55590054
NOC dipped today. Huge new programs funded by DARPA and DoD most likely going to pump in august.

[Anonymous No.55590130]

Don't forget your USB and GS calls, earnings are tommorow morning!

[Anonymous No.55590137]

>>55589720
buying some tsla stock before the earnings pump

[Anonymous No.55590142]

>>55590069
mostly short squeezes

[Anonymous No.55590157]

>>55590142
also this. Heeming of early bears. ...which included me a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.55590159]

I want this gay nigger market to go down

[Anonymous No.55590180]

my singular qqq put for october is doin a lil sumn (losing all value)

[Anonymous No.55590185]

Should I dump some of my old stonk that have taken 50% losses in the last several years? That way I can buy something useful

[Anonymous No.55590188]

Well here it is: the calls I bought last night for $20 and sold this morning for $9 each because spy was dropping like a rock at open

[Anonymous No.55590195]

>>55590159
It'll go down but you'll have to wait a few years. We probably won't see a minus 1% red day for years and years. Once the Fed officially pauses we could go months with just green days, not a red candle in sight

[Anonymous No.55590206]

>>55590098
It's all greedflation and AI delusion. Companies aren't doing and aren't going to make better earnings than last year.

Even Bank of America, a fuckin bank, earned less this Q than last Q, despite higher rates.

[Anonymous No.55590212]

>>55590069
God wills it.
Actually it's just the fiat currency system lmao

[Anonymous No.55590234]

>>55590188
Learned nothing from 2021?

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590241]

>>55590069
>how does the stock market go up when inflation is out of control and the central bank has no plans to fight it
It's a real mystery bobo.

[Anonymous No.55590240]

>>55590069
Every week, another wave of 6 month t-bills matures, and another investor realizes what a mistake it was to lock in a 2% return against a currency declining by 10%, and a stock market pumping 20%.

[Anonymous No.55590244]

So this is cool and all, but I sold 27 $100 SPXL calls that don't expire until Friday.

[Anonymous No.55590246]

>>55589199
Wow it's just rocketing up from one subscription service.

[Anonymous No.55590255]

it triggers me that SOXL isn't gigapumping today like SPY

[Anonymous No.55590262]

>>55590206
>Companies aren't doing and aren't going to make better earnings than last year.
That doesn't matter because the stock market is a ponzi scheme now. All that matters is that the Fed and the government keep pumping money to expand valuations. Earnings are an outdated relic and really do not matter. In fact, worse earnings are bullish for stocks. The worse earnings are this season, the more calls for "earnings bottom!" and "Fed pivot!" we'll hear

[Anonymous No.55590265]

>>55590098
So pic related is actually legit advice now?

[Anonymous No.55590267]

>>55590180
Kek

[Anonymous No.55590274]

>>55590246
We are a subscription based economy
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

[Anonymous No.55590276]

My portfolio is finally back to where it would have been if I had just put my money in the SP500 from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.55590282]

>>55590246
>Wow it's just rocketing up from one subscription service.
You forgot the word AI in your sentence anon. It's an AI subscription, which means massive earnings growth

[Anonymous No.55590283]

>>55590240
What will happen if investors stop buying newly issued bonds after existing ones mature?

[Anonymous No.55590284]

>>55590265
Yes, for now. Buy in May and buy away (the rest of the year)

[Anonymous No.55590294]

>>55590283
Money supply increases.

[Anonymous No.55590297]

>I didn't long PLTR
feeling pretty homosexual and stupid, finna buy in again.

[Anonymous No.55590301]

>>55590276
At least you didn't short the May - June tech rally lol

[Anonymous No.55590302]

whats this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.55590314]

>>55590265
Yes because the stock market is a ponzi scheme, earnings and rates no longer matter. The only thing that matters is that money keeps flowing into stocks and the Fed and the government will make sure that happens. Right now the market is just frontrunning infinite QE and stimulus packages

[Anonymous No.55590319]

>>55590240
$bil and $sgov is better than actual tbills.
>>55590283
Yield curve will un-invert and you buy tlt calls and tmf commons.

[Anonymous No.55590321]

>>55590282
You would think something like that would've been priced in since it is pretty obvious Microsoft would monetize their AI to consumers...

[Anonymous No.55590344]

>SOXX +0.01%
>SOXL +0.43%
How? lmao

[Anonymous No.55590345]

>>55590319
>$bil and $sgov is better than actual tbills.
lol

[Anonymous No.55590360]

>>55590054
I buy JEPQ and SPYI options income ETFs during a bull market. These funds generate a high-yield passive income by trading options on the Nasdaq 100 and S&P 500 indices.

I buy JAAA or EMLC bond ETFs during a crab or bear market. These bonds have good returns and tend to increase in price as well.

[Anonymous No.55590361]

>>55590265
>So pic related is actually legit advice now?
I'm thinking I should just buy more every day.
Buy even more on the rare dip.

[Anonymous No.55590364]

lol this is insane

[Anonymous No.55590367]

i bought $16 worth of 0dte SPY puts this morning

[Anonymous No.55590372]

>>55590345
Don't to wait for maturity, immediately can sell and buy other equities, wanna sell a tbill early? gotta sell at a discount and wait for settlement.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590375]

>>55590321
>He unironically believes in the EMH
Are you a redditor?

[Anonymous No.55590377]

>>55590321
There is no more "pricing in" anymore, it's just panic buying. Microsoft announcing anything with AI just triggers more FOMO and more panic buying

[Anonymous No.55590382]

>>55590301
I shorted FANG today and am -50% in 2 hours, kek, it's 220 Euros max loss, but still incredible how I shorted right at the pump 2 mins before 12 am EST. I have a golden hand when it comes to those things. The moment I open a position it goes in the different direction, PARABOLIC, everytime.

[Anonymous No.55590387]

[Anonymous No.55590391]

>>55590372
Just use a money market fund in that case

[Anonymous No.55590396]

>>55590321
For this reason I think this rally is fake and we will probably end the day around 452.50. I don't see the hype from this Microsoft/AI subscription services.

[Anonymous No.55590399]

lum saved the market

[Anonymous No.55590400]

>>55590391
Yep bil is a money market etf.

[Anonymous No.55590408]

SQQQ lads, we are broken. Now down over 50%

[Anonymous No.55590409]

>>55590314
>infinite QE and stimulus packages
FOR WHAT?
WHY?
seriously. there isn't even a recession.

[Anonymous No.55590419]

>>55590399
>announcement was the top of the market
>debut was the bottom

[Anonymous No.55590422]

>>55590265
>>55590361
>Slurp every dip
>Chase every rally
This is literally just a fancy cool way of telling retards to DCA into the market and never sell (which is the best play if you're not playing calls/puts)

[Anonymous No.55590432]

>>55590408
You didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.55590438]

>>55590302
Start of a six year golden bull run.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590439]

>>55590409
The week something actually breaks they will obviously start doing infinite QE. A couple shitty regional banks broke and they injected 100s of billions within 2 days, there will never be another 2008 because they stimulate the economy in under a week now.

[Anonymous No.55590443]

>>55590382
I had that issue in the past. It's luck, but also reading momentum. I got lucky the past week with picking tops and bottoms of SOXL, using SOXS to trade inversely intraday once momentum fizzles.
My only advice is to not short any tech anymore, it's too risky, way too bullish, just ride the bull momentum

[Anonymous No.55590448]

>>55590302
It's called a failed burry flag faggot

[Anonymous No.55590454]

>>55590439
So then it's pretty much UP forever?

[Anonymous No.55590465]

I concede. The market isn't crashing. I'm investing $10,000 right now.

[Anonymous No.55590466]

>>55590443
Yeah, I thought, I could short it for the lulz, it's already at ATH and probably won't pump today like crazy. Oops, Microsoft publishing some bullshit AI thing right when I short, nice.

[Anonymous No.55590467]

>>55590448
Your stop has been triggered lol

[Anonymous No.55590470]

>>55590422
Well it's just a shoop I made for fun. What he actually said was "don't chase every rally" or "don't chase this rally", can't remember which.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590471]

>>55590454
Yes, fiat currency will devalue forever while the stock market inflates. Bobos (fiat bulls) will eventually be homeless and bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.55590478]

>>55590408
Should I short the shorters?

[Anonymous No.55590487]

>>55590465
Sell signal

[Anonymous No.55590496]

>>55590409
The reasons for QE and stimulus will get less significant as time goes on. In 2020 we had stimulus checks because unemployment spiked. In 2024 we'll get stimulus checks and Fed intervention because the S&P had a -1% red day and that's now completely unacceptable

[Anonymous No.55590500]

>>55590360
To elaborate on my previous post: the dividend yields on JAAA and EMLC are also high, but not as high as the index options ETFs. All of the fixed-income ETFs that I mentioned pay monthly dividends.

[Anonymous No.55590503]

>>55590400
SNOXX, for example. Buying an ETF, an exchange traded fund, requires making an exchange. You eat the bid/ask spread every entry/exit. Money Market mutual funds generally can be exited for same-day liquidity at zero cost, although that may depend on your brokerage.

[Anonymous No.55590505]

>>55589199
How is the market still rallying? I've been afraid to own stocks since like 4200 and rotated into crypto since I thought it needed to catch up with the S&P.

[Anonymous No.55590507]

>>55590487
"sell signals" are outdated and don't work anymore. Panic buying is king now. FOMO makes you profits. There is no risk in the market anymore so wouldn't you ape in? Worst case scenario the Fed bails everyone out which is actually the best case scenario because it means unlimited liquidity

[Anonymous No.55590509]

>>55590344
All lines go up now anon. Didn't you hear the press conference with David Soxl?

[Anonymous No.55590515]

i give up
time to buy back in

[Anonymous No.55590516]

>>55590496
You know this is trash talk because they let the stock market crash in 2022 too. So the SVB thing is something different because it was bank related.

[Anonymous No.55590525]

I didn't choose the 0dte life. The 0dte life chose me.

[Anonymous No.55590537]

>>55590503
Yeah but i'm trying to get MM funds with no bips off and the position stays liquid in a brokerage instead of a bank.

[Anonymous No.55590538]

>>55590101
Soon brother. We are going to 100.

[Anonymous No.55590546]

Is Disney worth a buy at this point? I hate the company, but onions and minorities love cape shit and will always go to eat that up

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590551]

>>55590516
Say some random derivative that most aren't aware of breaks the market, like in 2008. How long do you think it will take for the Fed to save the market? It's obviously going to be a week at max, this is why another major crash will literally never happen again. The Fed has chosen to devalue the dollar and save the markets.

[Anonymous No.55590554]

>>55590516
>2022
Might as well be ancient history. We entered a new standard when the AI hype started up because infinite growth can be pulled forward. It doesn't matter if companies will be weak for the next 1 year, 5 years, 10 years etc... because at some point AI will produce infinite growth and profits so therefore we need to chase stocks now and pull that profit forward

[Anonymous No.55590562]

>>55589793
Those are big tits

[Anonymous No.55590567]

>>55590546
Seems like it can't possibly get any worse. Might as well.

[Anonymous No.55590568]

>>55590551
Less than 24hrs to save sivb. Less than 7 days to setup btfp.

[Anonymous No.55590570]

>>55589286
it's all yours
every last share

[Anonymous No.55590581]

I just realized how insane this earning season is going to be. Companies have these ridiculous low bars to overcome which they will do with ease. S&P could be at a new ATH by the end of next week or earlier

[Anonymous No.55590582]

>>55590538
yes 300

[Anonymous No.55590590]

>>55590515
it doesnt make sense but its true

[Anonymous No.55590597]

>>55590554
>infinite growth
Just stfu with your shitty Chatbots

[Anonymous No.55590605]

We broke Bobo

[Anonymous No.55590606]

>>55590568
That qt face makes me hornier than any booba pic tbqh

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590610]

>>55590597
Kek, you clearly aren't a software engineer. Everyone who knows anything about LLMs is hyper bullish on AI. You're obviously a salty poor blue collar loser with a total comp below even 100k.

[Anonymous No.55590611]

>>55590581
just waiting for the revised to 5000 EOY targets so we can punch through that as well

[Anonymous No.55590612]

are we holding tsla calls overnight or nah?

[Anonymous No.55590616]

do any of you own META?
I hate the company and the platform, but I have a hard time arguing with money and results
Do we buy?

[Anonymous No.55590620]

it's a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.55590625]

ALL my shit is insanely up

MSFT AAPL XOM LMT GOOG

I have ONE bag and idk what i do about it:
VZ

I think I’ll just hodl for a decade and collect divies

[Anonymous No.55590626]

>>55590605
>We broke Bobo
True

[Anonymous No.55590632]

>>55590610
I'm happily awaiting this earning season.

[Anonymous No.55590639]

>>55590537
If you hold for more than a few days its fine. They're pretty liquid and tend to trade pretty close to NAV.
>7 days => MM fund
>1-3 months => ETF
>full duration => t-bill
That's my rough priority. In general I don't see much use for the ETFs, but perhaps you do.

[Anonymous No.55590651]

>>55590605
Don’t worry… tomorrow we will be down like 0.5% and he will come crawling out the woodwork
>I-I told you! This is it! SPY 380!

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590658]

>>55590632
Companies usually beat, analysts adjust estimates so around 3/4 of companies beat no matter what. Earnings season is essentially not allowed to be bearish, another thing stacked against the foolish bobos.

[Anonymous No.55590660]

>>55590651
This thing pumps either til july hike or august cpi and then it loses its power.

[Anonymous No.55590666]

>>55590639
Tos only gives me 0.85% on unused cash.
>>55590606

[Anonymous No.55590672]

Fellow SQQQ bagholders, how are we feeling?

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590676]

>>55590660
CPI is going to be almost 2% by then.

[Anonymous No.55590679]

>>55590546
They're literally scaling back star wars films and cape shit because even the low test beta males are fatigued by it. Peter pan is played by a black kid in the new movie and snow white is played by a beaner and they got rid of the dwarves and replaced them with "magical creatures" so they could show horn in black women and trannies. Longing Disney right now might be the dumbest thing one can do.

[Anonymous No.55590680]

>>55590632
They're not just going to let earnings be bad. They lower the bar to ridiculous levels so that everyone can beat. And if they don't beat they just say they'll beat next quarter and the stock goes up anyway. Now that we have AI all of that future theoretical growth can be pulled forward. It doesn't matter that it'll never happen, just the idea of it is enough for the market to front run

[Anonymous No.55590681]

>>55590672

[Anonymous No.55590689]

>>55590676
CPI will reaccelerate

[Anonymous No.55590701]

Anyone in airlines right now? I'm pretty bullish after the Delta report several weeks ago and have calls on United and American Airlines.

[Anonymous No.55590702]

>>55590689
That's insanely bullish for stocks. Higher inflation means higher prices while wages lag behind. Deflationary spiral is bullish for stocks but inflation resurgence starts the golden bull run

[Anonymous No.55590707]

Not a bad day for me (:

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55590709]

>>55590689
You seriously need to stop watching Maverick if you want to make money, he's a literal permabear doomer.

[Anonymous No.55590712]

I suck as a trader, even when the market goes straight up I don't make money

[Anonymous No.55590713]

[Anonymous No.55590717]

>>55590679
Their studios are being led into ruin by over woke ideologues and the parks are not attracting the foot traffic because of their politics.
They need a reset and Bob Iger isnt the one to provide it

I agree with you, owning DIS long is not the play right now

[Anonymous No.55590724]

>>55590712
bobo detected

[Anonymous No.55590741]

>>55590672
Holding a short on the overall market in this environment doesn’t make you a bagholder, that should be reserved for mumus hodling
It just makes you a retard

[Anonymous No.55590752]

>>55590679
Snow White? More like Snow Brown

[Anonymous No.55590753]

>>55589796
be careful playing the trading game
just go long kid

[Anonymous No.55590754]

>>55590717
Bob Iger is a do nothing faggot I agree. Their parks aren't losing foot traffic as much because of their politics, but largely because they are insanely overpriced. The whole reason Bob Iger was brought in was to end the insanity Bob Chapek caused, but ended up getting too scared and ended up just saying "lol AI will probably replace me". Anyone buying Disney at these levels is crazy. There will be a buying opportunity but now isn't it.

[Anonymous No.55590757]

>>55590713
Shouldn't he have got into trouble for this? Remember the SEC announcing that putting a rocket emoji next to a crypto symbol counted as illegal financial advice? Shouldn't advising people to sell be illegal financial advice? Even if Burry is a licensed financial advisor, he's not my financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.55590759]

even SOXL has recovered and is up today

there are no brakes on the pump train

[Anonymous No.55590763]

>>55590713
Rekt, has one man ever been so wrong

[Anonymous No.55590764]

>>55590713
i used to be a permabull.
but then i realized they will never let stocks go down again. only when government and society collapses will stocks go down, and at that point who cares?

[Anonymous No.55590768]

I just watched some tbc classic videos on YouTube and it hit me right in the fields

Those were the good days. What can i do with money or stocks, it’s literally just a number in a bank account. Wish I had a frien to play it with, all friends are gone and started normie families

feelers get in here

[Anonymous No.55590772]

>Sell NVDA.NE for $45
>Expect it to drop like it did Friday so I can grab it again at a lower value
>Climbed another 60 cents
lame.

[Anonymous No.55590782]

>>55590741
yeah, I might be retarded. Can't bring myself to realize the loss

[Anonymous No.55590783]

>All in aerospace
>LMT beats
>Everything dumps but Textron
Weak.

[Anonymous No.55590788]

>>55590713
At least he apologized. Didn't really see any of the pumpers from 2021 apologize when their SPAC scams dumped 90%

[Anonymous No.55590792]

>>55590724
$452 calls: $97
$453 calls: -$58
green $35 for the day
that's pathetic on a day the market goes straight up but I blew up my account back in May before we started giga pumping

[Anonymous No.55590798]

>>55590783
Wtf did LMT dump?

[Anonymous No.55590806]

>>55590783
Let me introduce you to a concept called „priced in“
Long term it’s nothing but up, I’m also in big

[Anonymous No.55590812]

>>55590709
Not watching that guy.

[Anonymous No.55590821]

>>55590798
I reckon somebody just wanted all the gains from the last month. Also there was a gap to close.

>>55590806
I know. I never try to play earnings or events really, but a -2.9% is displeasing.

[Anonymous No.55590832]

TLT will close red. This is the strongest economy in US history and 4% yields don't justify the growth we're having. 15-20% on the 30 year yield would be attractive but not before that

[Anonymous No.55590833]

I'm at the point where I'll only make my SQQQ money back if we actually crash lmao

[Anonymous No.55590836]

The cup is formed

THE CUP IS FOOOOORMED WHERES MY GODDAMN HANDLE ALREADY

[Anonymous No.55590855]

>>55590836
It's not a cup and handle, it's a V shaped recovery leading into a golden bull run

[Anonymous No.55590863]

>>55590702
The higher inflation will be because of oil. Not because of other goods. That will be a signal that rates will stay higher.

[Anonymous No.55590873]

>>55590863
Doesn't matter where it comes from, companies will pass the higher costs onto consumers who will gladly keep spending. Meanwhile wages will lag, so companies increase their profit

[Anonymous No.55590888]

>>55590855
Cup and handles ARE bullish though and I need my puts expiring tomorrow to payout

[Anonymous No.55590892]

>>55590836
Symmetrical cup isn't done until ATH. Then handle if that's how it's gonna go.

[Anonymous No.55590912]

>>55590873
today's retail data was less than expected, fyi.

[Anonymous No.55590921]

AMD will reach ath

[Anonymous No.55590942]

>>55590912
>today's retail data was less than expected
Yes and please explain why that matters? Fed policy and yields are extremely accommodative right now. We have 4-5% yields and 30-50% growth. It doesn't matter if the consumer slows down because companies can just take out a loan for free money. A 6% loan is easy to pay back with 50%+ growth. Until yields get into the 20%+ range I'm not going to worry about it

[Anonymous No.55590943]

>>55590833
I capitulated at a 25% loss on SQQQ. I'm almost back up to where I started in May, then I need another 50% from there to get to my initial.
It ain't easy navigating these markets, but it's bull time

[Anonymous No.55590952]

>>55590912
Retail sales are irrelevant to stock prices. The action this year is about pricing in AI.

[Anonymous No.55590956]

>>55590942
>onto consumers who will gladly keep spending
Do you have dementia?

[Anonymous No.55590961]

Imagine not having FNGU in your portfolio right now. Just imagine. Lol. Lmao even

[Anonymous No.55590964]

>>55590942
Because it’s been pumping on better than expected results before but now it’s pumping on mid results

[Anonymous No.55590970]

>>55590942
Finally someone who gets it. If the most blue-chip low risk companies can be expected to grow 20% per year due to AI, long bonds need to have 20% yield or so to entice investors out not 4% and the US can't pay that high of a yield on treasuries. Valuations seem scary but there is no alternative to just investing in big tech at any valuation.

[Anonymous No.55590981]

>>55590956
Can you prove me wrong? AAPL is at an all time high for a reason. People don't care about the prices of things, they just buy. And if they can't buy they charge it to a credit card. 30% APR on credit cards is still easy money when you make 50% gains every six months in tech stocks

[Anonymous No.55590984]

>US industrial production fell 0.5% in June vs May's negatively revised 0.5% decline
How come Biden's IRA didn't spur industrial production growth? I thought we're onshoring from China?

[Anonymous No.55590992]

I'm not used to buying and holding because shit never holds up. I hold 5-10 mins. Never hold over night.

[Anonymous No.55591003]

>>55590981
AAPL's revenue this Q was less yoy.

[Anonymous No.55591006]

>>55590981
This. Just buy tech.

[Anonymous No.55591008]

>>55590970
>Valuations seem scary but there is no alternative to just investing in big tech at any valuation.
Correct, and because of AI we can safely pull forward future expected earnings. AI could produce infinite growth and earnings in the future, so therefore it's impossible to say that stocks like NVDA and MSFT are overvalued. We could look back at NVDA in 10 years in disbelief at how undervalued it actually is right now

[Anonymous No.55591016]

>>55590984
Fundamentals don't matter anymore. The whole market price is determined by 4 large trading houses and their "market sentiment".

[Anonymous No.55591020]

>>55590606
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.55591022]

So I bought SKYW because my boomer dad said so and now it is up $1100.

Can someone redpill me on what they actually fucking do and why is it the top performer in my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.55591026]

>>55591003
>AAPL's revenue this Q was less yoy.
Doesn't matter because investors will look to the future. In the future AAPL will have potentially unlimited growth from new AI technology, so investors will pull forward some of those stock gains now

[Anonymous No.55591033]

>>55591003
So? Every lower QoQ revenue print can be justifiably argued to be a trough until the next one. AI. Risk is always to the upside on those calls.

>>55591008
Until NVDA is the world's most valuable company there's no reason to be afraid IMO.

[Anonymous No.55591037]

>>55591026
So just say nothing matters, it's ok, we know the stock market is a ponzi scam. But please stop trying to rationalize it.

[Anonymous No.55591038]

>>55591026
Basically the best solution to a bubble is a newer bigger bubble

[Anonymous No.55591044]

Hmm.. it would seem stocks are at a permanently high plateau

[Anonymous No.55591056]

>>55591033
>Every lower QoQ revenue print can be justifiably argued to be a trough
yeah, tell that BBBY

[Anonymous No.55591061]

>>55591038
Correct.

[Anonymous No.55591062]

>>55591022
>Passenger Air
They actually made money last qtr

[Anonymous No.55591069]

>>55591033
>Every lower QoQ revenue print can be justifiably argued to be a trough until the next one.
Yes, and that's why worse earnings this quarter will actually be even more bullish than good earnings. Getting in at the trough is more bullish then the upswing
>Until NVDA is the world's most valuable company there's no reason to be afraid IMO.
I like MSFT too. They announced a $30 AI subscription service today which should theoretically be used by most of Earth's population at some point. There's a lot of future value that needs to be pulled forward

[Anonymous No.55591074]

>>55591056
BBBY isn't a tech company. I am in genuine disbelief as I write this but it seems to be the case that people will buy AI names at any price out of infinite optimism therefore you just have to buy no matter the valuation, earnings, etc. or miss out.

[Anonymous No.55591080]

>he thinks it doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.55591084]

never fight the Summer Bullrun....even if it's based on false optimism.

[Anonymous No.55591089]

>>55591037
>So just say nothing matters
I said that AI matters, and what's what I'm explaining. Investors are not going to wait 30+ years until the technology produces near infinite growth, they will start to value the company accordingly now
>>55591038
Yes, this is a ponzi scheme. The Fed and the government will not let it fail

[Anonymous No.55591100]

>>55591074
>people will buy AI names at any price out of infinite optimism therefore you just have to buy no matter the valuation, earnings, etc. or miss out.
Potential infinite future growth from AI justifies infinite optimism

[Anonymous No.55591122]

>There ist STILL a GME general.

[Anonymous No.55591124]

>>55591100
>>55591069
Actual broken record
>infinite growth

[Anonymous No.55591132]

>>55591062
OK, that makes sense. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.55591135]

>>55590605
I'm still here. I just have touched the market for months.

[Anonymous No.55591136]

I'm honestly getting a little tired from making so much money
Might be time for a nappy nap

[Anonymous No.55591137]

>>55591080
Has he pushed his timeline forward yet or do we still have to wait until 2047 before the Rapture of the Nerds?

[Anonymous No.55591144]

If I held instead of trying to short the market I’d be at ATH

[Anonymous No.55591177]

>>55589666
Dollar goes down, inflation out of control.
All assets to the moon.

[Anonymous No.55591196]

>>55591135
Please save my SQQQ Bobo, it hurts!

[Anonymous No.55591205]

>>55591144
Same

[Anonymous No.55591208]

All BOBO and MUMU shit aside. In the end (probably even this year) the market will simply tank for no reason. Just for the lolz.

[Anonymous No.55591209]

>>55591122
yes. This tendency goes back a long ways in markets. A stock that has mooned for reasons not exactly related to the company's success, and P&D, can develop a cult following. Groups of people who follow its every move hoping it will spike again some time preferably when they're long on it. This cult following can persist for years after the initial P&D.

[Anonymous No.55591214]

>>55591208
Oh there will be a reason.

[Anonymous No.55591222]

>>55591209
>NKLA general eoy

[Anonymous No.55591230]

remember when stocks used to go down?
me neither LOL

[Anonymous No.55591247]

MSFT NVDA CRASHING AAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55591254]

>>55591247

[Anonymous No.55591259]

>>55591247
They will just announce another subscription service tomorrow and pump even higher, don't worry

[Anonymous No.55591265]

>>55591247

[Anonymous No.55591269]

How is FANG pumping 12 points in 10 seconds, despite MSFT and NVDA dropping. WHAT is pumping it now?

[Anonymous No.55591276]

>>55590360
based
I'm holding
VTI
VTXUS
JEPQ
AVUV

[Anonymous No.55591285]

I'll actually manage to lose 220 Euros shortign FANG at almost ATH (8122) with 8350 as stop loss in 1-2 days. THIS fuckin genius is my timing. If this happens I will do nothing this year anymore. I will let everything run, they can fuckin wipe me out. (DAX).

[Anonymous No.55591295]

wtf it drops 10 points and instantly does 6 up again, what a schizo market.

[Anonymous No.55591296]

Nothing can stop tech stocks.
Not the supply chain issues.
Not the Ukraine war.
Not inflation.
Not interest rates.
Not recession.
Not war with Russia or China.
Nothing can stop tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.55591308]

People are buying TSLA into the close. Earnings is tomorrow evening though.

[FRESH No.55591326]

>>55591310
>>55591310
>>55591310

[Anonymous No.55591329]

>>55591247
Kek this nigga saved a thumbnail

[Anonymous No.55591331]

>>55591296
Yeah, I shorted for a joke, which is why it's only 220 euros, but c'mon man, -50% in 3 hours is brutal. At this point my money is cursed.

I don't believe in curses, but I once said a thing ot my dad considering this money and he gave me a look. I think at this point I was cursed.

[Anonymous No.55591340]

>>55591296
>Nothing can stop tech stocks.
Correct
>People are buying TSLA into the close. Earnings is tomorrow evening though.
TSLA will pump all day tomorrow and then go crazy after earnings predictably beat expectations

[Anonymous No.55591344]

>>55591196
If you're buying SQQQ, you should hedge with OTM puts to cap max loss.

[Anonymous No.55591347]

>>55591209
and now every person with a semi-functional brain is waiting for the next GME so they can profit off the naivete of baggies.

[Anonymous No.55591385]

Okay real talk outside the fake bull persona for a moment:
If stocks do have a big pullback soon then treasury bonds are in a great position to run. With lower inflation data + weak macro data they should already be going up but the stock market is dragging yields higher. Once this stock market run falls apart then treasuries will be free to rally

[Anonymous No.55591507]

>>55591385
Money has nowhere else to go. What else would you buy? Gold? Hahaha
Just buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.55591578]

>>55591329
kek, you clicked on it.

[Anonymous No.55591694]

>>55590707
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55591864]

>>55591578
Nigga I could tell by the filesize and the image dimensions

[Anonymous No.55592340]

>>55591864
I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time