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threads in the last 5 days. Current price: $6.93

Ouch…

>> No.55586879

>>55586865
Why do you care? If you dont have any chainlink just filter the threads. I swear you fuddies are worse than niggers, its as if you have a full time (unpaid) job fudding a token you dont own towards anons who are never going to sell it.

Seriously do something else with your time nigger

>> No.55586884
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The most embarassing part is how you all waited years for a test release of a pre beta version of a feature that shouldve been finished years ago, and then became euphoric on a 7% green day.

You know your investment is dead when you have to rely on conspiracies to cope

>> No.55586917
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Zing. You linkies outta learn to laugh at yourself more

>> No.55587065

>staking will pump our bags
>ccip will pump our bags
lol

>> No.55587197

>>55586917
>>55586884
>>55586879
Just bought more lol

>> No.55587384

Here are the daily CL price sentiments:

>-10%+: bad day, can't believe BTC crashed "us" again. Amazon had plenty of days like this

>-5%: not bad, could be a lot worse like (insert altcoin here)

>-2-3%: pretty average day, nothing to complain about.

>-0.1%/flat: solid/good day. There must be some secret breadcrumbs leaked

>+2%+: outright euphoria, it's "pumping", $1k EOY

>> No.55587525

>>55587384
>XYZ manipulating price that's why!
>The real pump begins at (approximately two weeks) because ABC

>> No.55587911

>>55587197
Token not needed

>> No.55588005

What does this shit even do though. Why do I need to do cross-chain trades

>> No.55588025

>>55586879
>just constantly filter 30 threads at all times no matter what
fuck you linknigger, stop spamming the board

>> No.55588036

>>55588005
can't believe the new FUD is "cross-chain trades are useless bro" kek

>> No.55588047

>>55588005
You don’t need to lol. The cross chain protocols fad has been done and proven to do sweet nothing. It’s quite funny chainlink are bringing this out 4 years after everyone else

>> No.55588248

>>55586865
haha im in the screenshot

>> No.55588282
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The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult:

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $70,000 to acquire 10k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShqPoIcQ7cU

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>>55586865
>>55586884
>>55586917
>>55587065
>>55587384
>>55587525
And all it took to stop Link was to dump Bitcoin.

>> No.55588296

>>55588025
>stop spamming the board
Tell it to OP

>> No.55588314

>>55588005
Ofc you don't need it Timmy. Go back to buying Dogecoin and let the adults discuss business.

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>>55587384
Kek so true. Link submarines are hilarious

>> No.55589755

>>55588005
Bro you can now swap your doge elon cum fart inu shitcoins on other chains. Truly revolutionary for the crypto scam industry

>> No.55589766

>>55586879
You sound like a gme/Bbby baggie

>> No.55589898

>>55589755
The FUTURE of finance

>> No.55590371

>>55589898
The future of your every waking thought, in any case.