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/smg/ Stock Market Gunts - Union Edition Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:24:50 2023 No.55586461 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:25:43 2023 No.55586469 URANIUM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:26:00 2023 No.55586472 File: 455 KB, 833x1262, Ohnono.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586461 Short McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:26:31 2023 No.55586475 File: 88 KB, 621x665, Ohnono2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586472 Would you like an STD with your burger ser?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:27:17 2023 No.55586482 >>55586461 Fuck $BB Needs to either go to 1 or 100, just stop fucking around and crabbing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:28:42 2023 No.55586491 https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/23/business/jpmorgan-chase-sec-emails/index.html ooops, it's an honest mistake sir...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:29:02 2023 No.55586494 I believe i have reach financial enlightenment. i will be a millionaire by the end of the year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:29:12 2023 No.55586495 What time will LMT earnings be available? It's before open but what time should I start looking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:29:23 2023 No.55586497 File: 26 KB, 185x200, Burgers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586472 >>55586475 McDonalds is fine, living in the UK is the problem here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:31:17 2023 No.55586508 UNITED STATES-RETAIL SALES - RETAIL SALES MM Jun. 2023 0.5% 0.3% 0.2% EXPECTED, PREVIOUS, ACTUAL IT'S OVER THE AMERICAN CONSOOMER HAS FALLEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:31:35 2023 No.55586510 >>55586472 >>55586475 >British place names Long McDonalds, short the UK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:32:15 2023 No.55586511 File: 561 KB, 427x714, 1676591895309572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586491 >tfw you CTRL + A + DELETE everyone's emails

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:32:41 2023 No.55586516 >U.S RETAIL SALES (MOM) (JUN) ACTUAL: 0.2% VS 0.3% PREVIOUS; EST 0.5% I THINK IM GONNAA PIIIVVVVOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:33:32 2023 No.55586520 >>55586472 UK is like a large, retarded american state at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:34:09 2023 No.55586524 File: 43 KB, 669x594, FAG Index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586516 Ser, look at the heckin FAG index.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:35:43 2023 No.55586540 >>55586516 another opportunity to trap bears before the daily V-shaped recovery. All bears: please keep shorting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:36:34 2023 No.55586547 >>55586475 is this real bc a couple items made me chuckle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:37:04 2023 No.55586554 File: 1.69 MB, 383x219, 1311866491674.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:37:25 2023 No.55586557 >>55586510 Don't bash tradition, lad. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:37:39 2023 No.55586558 >>55586524 Where can I buy physical FAG?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:39:22 2023 No.55586571 >>55586547 Yes, its on the BBC front page.

>>	SKYT to 100 by 2025 Tue Jul 18 12:42:53 2023 No.55586592 File: 1.17 MB, 576x1024, 1689382444882340.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go SKYTbros.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:43:36 2023 No.55586595
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>>55586571
>>55586475

ok because "pressurise them into having sex"

crew members mimicked the paki by "speaking in gibberish"

death pool for fucking newbies

antisemtic abuse?

pardon me while i go long, gentleman

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:43:44 2023 No.55586597 File: 46 KB, 500x486, 1672851375257904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I no lose with Hedging?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:46:31 2023 No.55586622 >>55586491 >4 million This is a fucking joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:46:50 2023 No.55586624 >>55586597 short TSLA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:47:19 2023 No.55586627 File: 18 KB, 951x379, Screenshot 2023-07-18 084533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOIL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:48:15 2023 No.55586637 >>55586624 >shorting the day before earnings when they already announced delivering a record number of units

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:49:40 2023 No.55586649 >>55586637 >priced in the day that the sales numbers came out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:50:39 2023 No.55586658 >>55586649 So it'll crab, why short it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:51:05 2023 No.55586661 >>55586592 What’s her name, she have an OF?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:51:07 2023 No.55586663 >>55586508 >the consumer is strong bro mumu bros...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:51:36 2023 No.55586667 File: 49 KB, 822x960, 1639854160627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586472 >>55586475 >racial slurs >easy women >antisemitism >good banter it's me your next employee, where do i sign up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:52:42 2023 No.55586675 Aight senpai what’s the meme today why’s hot y’all let’s go get this bread at fr tho bet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:53:28 2023 No.55586682 >>55586658 because it's fundamentally overvalued and the vix is low so puts are cheap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:55:55 2023 No.55586702 >>55586661 kys degenerate coomer trash Betas like you are why these hoes get to live life on easy mode in the first place

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:57:12 2023 No.55586712 >>55586702 If she’s got an OF high chance there’s leaked content for free

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:57:45 2023 No.55586716 This airport lounge left out a liquor bottle like I am not going to fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:59:08 2023 No.55586722 File: 23 KB, 250x250, bobo2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would be a real shame if earnings season doesn't go as planned. Could it be that dumb stuff like profits and interest rates actually do matter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:59:33 2023 No.55586726 >>55586712 dude. stop being a coomer stop putting pussy on a pedestal half the fucking population is female half. stop acting like every fucking woman is a conquest they are not worthy of your admiration. make them earn you, not the other way around

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:01:21 2023 No.55586739 >>55586722 Earnings season already started and the first handful of large stocks are almost universally beating expectations, this seems really unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:03:02 2023 No.55586747 >>55586739 the whole stock market depends on the (((Magnificient 7))). literally nothing else matters right now. they will take down the market or pump the market

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:04:17 2023 No.55586755 File: 2.73 MB, 1280x714, we_tried_to_warn_you_about_women_and_minorities.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586712

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:04:20 2023 No.55586756 >>55586712 Literally who cares Degenerate whores are dime a dozen in 2023 I will never understand simps >>55586726 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:04:25 2023 No.55586759 Getting ready for an internal hire interview (job for same company I contract for) What am I in for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:05:23 2023 No.55586764 >>55586472 Mcdonalds is a reit that sells an addictive substance, nothing can bring it down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:07:02 2023 No.55586772 >>55586475 I miss the old work place bros

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:07:27 2023 No.55586773 >>55586722 They are all beating earning so far lol, this isn't 2008 companies have alot of spare cash on hand and QT never even happened

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:08:28 2023 No.55586780
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ProShares gave about the most helpful customer service response I've ever gotten from anyone. No even subtle aspect of the query went uncovered (regarding BOIL contract rolls).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:09:26 2023 No.55586788 Homebuilders at ath. Time to go long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:09:36 2023 No.55586791 What do I buy today? More SOXL calls for aug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:09:53 2023 No.55586794 >>55586759 Probably lots of stupid questions from an HR roastie, I'd imagine. Good luck bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:16:30 2023 No.55586846 SOFI BROS...we are so back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:18:56 2023 No.55586862 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, 1688061886799735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh look, some industrial and manufacturing numbers just dropped

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:19:24 2023 No.55586864

>>55586788
When mortgages start to go down homebuilder stocks will drop. Right now the housing market is frozen in a lot of areas because people don't want to sell their house and give up their low rate mortgage. Homebuilders are stepping in and offering good deals on new homes: the homebuilder will pay for part of your mortgage. So people are deciding to buy a new house because the market for houses is so messed up
So the moment that mortgage rates really start to fall is the moment the homebuilder bullrun ends. Their incentive scheme will become less attractive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:20:11 2023 No.55586869 File: 1.69 MB, 3016x2529, A3380EFB-6C1B-42B7-880F-23B7E91C06E5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586475 Are they accepting applications?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:24:02 2023 No.55586887 File: 39 KB, 775x525, 1668458912913172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586788 I sold my NAIL and ITB way too early.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:24:18 2023 No.55586890

>>55586864
mortgage rates have to fall quite a bit before homeowners will sell
I have a 2.375% mortgage. The average mortgage rate out there is 7.5%
a new mortgage will cost me twice as much every month as my current mortgage

my neighbors are all in the same boat as me. we all financed/refinanced into stupid low rates and now we cant afford to move even of we wanted to.

I expect to see homebuilders start to offer more entry level homes than they have been building in literally decades. entry level homebuyers exist and need an entry and homebuilders will start to offer that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:24:22 2023 No.55586891 File: 73 KB, 754x720, 20230418_054253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TSLY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:24:43 2023 No.55586892 File: 840 KB, 2225x2051, 1684008295578677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:25:45 2023 No.55586902 >>55586890 >2.4% Here I am being a dumb goy with 3%. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:26:22 2023 No.55586905 >>55586892 do you not like crabs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:29:32 2023 No.55586922 the worst thing about CNBC is Jim Cramer I cannot stand him

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:30:02 2023 No.55586928
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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:32:36 2023 No.55586943 Is this the final dip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:33:07 2023 No.55586950 File: 1.05 MB, 2500x3125, 1687827948468443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586928 It's spelled Barq's you dumb dumb. Not Bangs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:33:11 2023 No.55586951 File: 486 KB, 600x439, 1651257168584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I FORGOT TO BUY SCHW CALLS YESTERDAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:33:18 2023 No.55586952 smg is dead, which means stocks go up. same as yesterday

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:33:27 2023 No.55586955 File: 260 KB, 355x424, 1366419782210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:36:01 2023 No.55586973 File: 180 KB, 1448x2048, FgokwGBaYAA_BVL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am shorting NVDA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:36:45 2023 No.55586983 File: 230 KB, 600x642, 27e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SOXL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:36:50 2023 No.55586985 >>55586461 my mum saw a tiktok or something that said to buy mattel stock and she wants me buy it for her, i saw its already up 5 dollars this month wont it dump after the barbie movie release?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:36:53 2023 No.55586988 File: 21 KB, 258x360, 1688560922559842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nasdaq Kek baggies

>>	BUY PUTS NOW Tue Jul 18 13:37:00 2023 No.55586990 This is it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:38:00 2023 No.55586998 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1625234340832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonjour

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:38:09 2023 No.55587000 File: 89 KB, 304x360, 1685296908983501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586952 I capitulated yesterday actually so it means stocks will now go down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:38:49 2023 No.55587010 >>55586990 We all wish there was a sudden crash so we could slurp but the reality is that we will crab for a day or two and then go back to pumping,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:39:41 2023 No.55587015 SHWABBY BOYS, THEY DIDN'T THNK WE COULD DO IT, BUT HERE WE ARE.

>>	Scoopsicus, The Poop !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue Jul 18 13:39:59 2023 No.55587017 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:40:21 2023 No.55587020 Just waiting for $QQQ to bottom out

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:40:28 2023 No.55587021

I'm convinced SMG uses the 1 minute chart. every time there is any red candles the bears here immediately celebrate. Haven't you seen the daily V-shaped recovery enough times to know you're about to get raped? Do you see that the NASDAQ futures were literally 13000 3 months ago? we're almost 3000 points above that now. Lol enjoy your .4% - Keep shorting. You're why this rally will continue to ATH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:40:29 2023 No.55587022 File: 216 KB, 1024x1600, F016K0wXgAcHpzV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] long banks short tech

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:41:30 2023 No.55587029 The american slurper has awaken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:42:23 2023 No.55587037 >>55587029 >>55587017 stop loss hunting before the drop

bullsarethegoodguys Tue Jul 18 13:43:12 2023 No.55587044

>>55587021
The "bears" here are russian shills or larping trolls. If they genuinely were bearish for this long they would all be broke shorting the bull market for months. Just assume none of them actually hold any positions, and have some weird agenda to their doomer posting, usually related to being anti Biden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:43:25 2023 No.55587046 Good morning frens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:44:26 2023 No.55587055 >>55587022 Long banks long tech you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:44:55 2023 No.55587062 >>55587044 >nd have some weird agenda to their doomer posting yeah, I cam to that conclusion as well not the Russian shill thing, but some weird doomer motive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:45:35 2023 No.55587066 File: 60 KB, 646x680, 1665507029464207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587046 Morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:45:56 2023 No.55587071 >>55587055 I am long on everything and am out of money go more long we are gonna make it bros

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:46:06 2023 No.55587072 File: 828 KB, 1044x767, Screenshot 2023-07-17 120806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587046 Good mornin' there fren, I hope you bought the BOIL dips Fri and yesterday. If not then I hope you shorted the tech troons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:46:57 2023 No.55587081 >>55587072 I sure hope you are right on the BOIL going up, I need it to!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:47:48 2023 No.55587086 Total Nvidea death, now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:48:19 2023 No.55587088 File: 1.11 MB, 1037x768, Screenshot 2023-07-17 120954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587081 It's up right now, what are you needing it to get to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:48:38 2023 No.55587090 File: 48 KB, 500x643, 1679597570931348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well it's time to head to work. Just kidding. I'm going to get drunk and lose money day trading SPY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:50:10 2023 No.55587103 >>55587072 I did neither. I didnt slurp at all the last couple days, because I've already invested all my liquidity :) Also I dont invest in BOIL sorry fren

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:50:38 2023 No.55587108 File: 10 KB, 292x172, 1689017076461782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long or short TESLA?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:51:07 2023 No.55587112 Mna fuck, I today brought FANG up, should have shorted it. It has hit NEW ATH.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:51:29 2023 No.55587117 where is the anon who said he shorted the DOW yesterday and called me a TA tranny? I told you we're breaking out of 9 month resistance. Post your losses baggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:51:45 2023 No.55587120 >>55587108 I keep seeing more and more of them on the road. Long

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:54:28 2023 No.55587150 LMTsiblings?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:56:04 2023 No.55587169 File: 903 KB, 1039x756, Screenshot 2023-07-17 121035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587103 well shit then, what did you invest it in instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:57:24 2023 No.55587184 FALL TESLA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:01:17 2023 No.55587218 >>55587021 Somehow we are still okay and that is strange

>>	Scoopsicus, The Poop !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue Jul 18 14:02:54 2023 No.55587230 >>55587090 that’s a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:04:42 2023 No.55587249 File: 91 KB, 630x692, 1661571604701984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587021 >V-shaped recovery Kek more like double top destruction coming down from ATH. At least you concede that it isn't going past ATH.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:07:20 2023 No.55587281 File: 38 KB, 459x461, 1688914161411880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587046 Good morning. I was awoken by neighbor's dog having shit fit about something. I am going back to bed presently

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:08:29 2023 No.55587298 File: 349 KB, 1258x655, more_room_to_run.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587249 If only you knew how good things really are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:08:40 2023 No.55587299 File: 112 KB, 792x1012, ndx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's up 45% on the year lol, lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:08:52 2023 No.55587303 File: 8 KB, 245x206, 1668571339264559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh thank God, a rotation out of tech into nontech day only to reverse tomorrow because everything that isn't tech is fucking worthless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:14:33 2023 No.55587361 File: 299 KB, 1080x2220, 20230718_161151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think about my portfolio smg?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:16:11 2023 No.55587376 >>55586973 good luck with that, AI stuff ain't goin away anytime soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:16:25 2023 No.55587381 >>55587361 Buy tesla with a x20 leverage or you will ngmi > Verification not required

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:16:55 2023 No.55587387 File: 853 KB, 1034x768, Screenshot 2023-07-17 142646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587361 you made a gay yet smart investment

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:17:06 2023 No.55587390 File: 111 KB, 386x353, 1686597115769893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Cash for buying stocks: available immediately >Cash for buying options: still on hold after 2 days Fuck you

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:18:14 2023 No.55587401

>>55587361
believe it or not, most posters here don't actually believe in diversifying, because you can just buy an index for that. This is fine. But I question if Target is going to be able to maintain its reputation as the place people shop to feel like they are middle class instead of being Walmart but red colored not Kmart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:18:14 2023 No.55587402 >>55587390 You don't tasty trade ? I like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:18:49 2023 No.55587408 LOOK AT SCHWAB COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:20:38 2023 No.55587428 After six months of buy and hold investing I have to say this is the way. My IRA is exclusively dividend stocks with a history of growing their dividends and my taxable brokerage is all VOO, QQQ, and VT. Feels so fucking good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:21:06 2023 No.55587432 >>55587402 I trade out of my Roth IRA on TDA. >>55587401 Yeah, that's really what Target is. It's Walmart, except a little nicer and you don't run into as many brown people and white trash there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:21:14 2023 No.55587434 So this market is pumping on BANKS and military complex companies are green? In a high rate and war environment? AHAHAHA

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:21:42 2023 No.55587438
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>6 to 7 chain link threads shit up biz all the time, gets worse when occult moonboying kicks in like now with stinklink
>Cult stocks just get a simple general hangout

Stock holders really are high class men aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:22:31 2023 No.55587446 So is CVNA going to keep pumping extremely high forever??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:23:11 2023 No.55587457 >>55587438 /smg/ and the occasional wagie thread are really the only reasons to even visit this shithole board. 2021 was particularly bad, the whole fucking catalog was full of pajeet animal coin threads 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:25:08 2023 No.55587474 >>55587446 Looks like it. Wanted to short when it started going down on Friday, probably good that I abstained from doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:25:50 2023 No.55587480 DAX doing the EXACT same bullshit as yesterday right when burgers arrive, look at the 1h. It's the same thing. Utterly disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:25:53 2023 No.55587481 >>55587150 >crushes earnings, boosts guidance >sell off Why are they like this, why can't they just let me be happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:26:16 2023 No.55587488 so everyone stopped giving a fuck about lead cables in the ground?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:28:09 2023 No.55587509 >>55587488 The government(taxpayers) will pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:30:28 2023 No.55587533 >>55587509 Why wouldn't we? 1. the wires were laid by Ma Bell from 1890 to 1960, and that AT&T was broken up 40 years ago. 2. The Taxpayer has reaped enormous benefit over the century from those telephone lines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:31:51 2023 No.55587552 File: 224 KB, 500x364, 1688885434702446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587481 I solded when it started coming down. Nobody wants anything that isn't big tech, even a company that makes highly in-demand fighters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:32:40 2023 No.55587565 >>55587432 I don't have the discipline for that, I must regulate myself and compartmentalize my exposure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:33:48 2023 No.55587580 File: 44 KB, 657x527, 124738393827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >good at wagiework >get an annual massive correction against my name compared to the staff to keep the numbers close It’s growing bigger than inflation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:35:00 2023 No.55587594 File: 34 KB, 184x549, 6A70AE43-09EB-4C59-A7DA-BADFC41A354A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] securing income for retirement really is this easy. Let’s me focus on growing my taxable accounts for early retirement

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:35:56 2023 No.55587606 File: 333 KB, 1125x1500, American.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:37:05 2023 No.55587622 >>55587606 i think this might have been photoshopped

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:38:30 2023 No.55587637 >>55587488 [lead exists] >OMG WTF I'M HECKING DYING ACK! >proceeds to shovel goyslop down their gullet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:39:41 2023 No.55587651 File: 171 KB, 1215x717, Nautilus_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RIG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:40:50 2023 No.55587664 They just put my dog down All thats left is his ashes This shit cut deep, bleed out, big gashes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:41:13 2023 No.55587668 spy is mooning my niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:41:16 2023 No.55587669 >>55587651 >how u gon protect em RIG?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:42:49 2023 No.55587691 Why is the nasdaq taking a shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:42:59 2023 No.55587694 >>55587552 Sign, I wish locksneed Martin would just sell smartphones then, they could probably make a good one anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:43:07 2023 No.55587695 >>55587622 >photoshopped That was me, with Paint, just now. Anyways, stocks and oil, straight line up. Organic, August will be rude awakening on CPI.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:43:19 2023 No.55587696 >>55587669 Throw 'em into the Tidewater. BORR a hole in the walker's head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:45:15 2023 No.55587720 File: 45 KB, 341x657, Screenshot (174).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:45:22 2023 No.55587722 File: 175 KB, 800x774, BAC Earnings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PNC beat estimates but missed revenue and is only trading where it was a week ago. What's going on here, bros?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:45:54 2023 No.55587736 >>55587720 Too many tickers it make me sick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:46:04 2023 No.55587738 File: 70 KB, 210x268, 626B90FD-947A-45CC-9869-4C0C29B1EFD2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586950 >doesn’t read cursive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:46:37 2023 No.55587748 >>55587606 I liked the part where he lied about sniping looters from the top of that dome and then got killed by the ptsd guy he was making fun of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:49:42 2023 No.55587788 File: 77 KB, 750x1000, fpp,small,lustre,wall_texture,product,750x1000.u2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what happened today. What's with all the dumping. Anyone got some info?

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:51:23 2023 No.55587809

>>55587722
Lol
>your order done completed ong, u finna be rich son! Woohoo no cap
What is this shit?

>>55587696
Could a living breathing company walk away from this? *demos $3500 toy* WHY IS IT STILL PUMPING?

>>55587694
They should sell F16s in metaverse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:54:25 2023 No.55587837 >>55587788 What dumping? Are you talking about Tech? THe S&P is up >>55587748 Haven't seen the movie. A movie with the title "American sniper" isn't really appealing to EU.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:55:02 2023 No.55587846 fellas... I'm sorry to tell you this is the big one sell everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:57:49 2023 No.55587871 >>55587809 Fr Fr no cap. It's the trading platform of the zoomer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:58:05 2023 No.55587873 File: 15 KB, 512x352, 1688056859976908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587846 >big ones are now -0.25% drops

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:58:15 2023 No.55587875 File: 30 KB, 748x484, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587846 ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:59:03 2023 No.55587884 File: 288 KB, 1920x1080, 1673116314238540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Business!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:59:20 2023 No.55587886 >>55587846 People are just buying finance companies because they're reporting earnings rn. When big tech earnings starts (tomorrow) they'll be back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:00:03 2023 No.55587889 >>55587846 Even my bagholding stocks are mooning, and that’s saying alot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:02:05 2023 No.55587907 >>55587884 Hate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:02:13 2023 No.55587909 >>55587846 >neon green ID Nice try glowie, I know better than to listen to you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:04:46 2023 No.55587936 >>55587651 HOLY DIVER!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:05:38 2023 No.55587941 File: 1.06 MB, 1041x768, Screenshot 2023-07-17 184910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587691 the troons are trying to claim they are having their period

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:05:39 2023 No.55587942 Why don’t those Tesla kikes release their earnings

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:06:33 2023 No.55587948
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My Mom just made me executer of her will so I have reviewed it and it’s kind of a shit show. Luckily she’s not dead yet and I might be able to fix this. Talk to your parents about their wills and prepare accordingly. Also buy oil (XOM, SHEL, CVX,) and enjoy dividends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:06:41 2023 No.55587949 >>55587936 \m/ \m/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:07:08 2023 No.55587952 >>55587942 Is that today ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:07:10 2023 No.55587953 File: 8 KB, 335x506, 1610063929890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mumu-sama. I-I kneel.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:07:59 2023 No.55587964
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>>55587884
/smg/ told me all those small banks would report terrible earnings and dump violently... hmmmm. If Tesla has good numbers tomorrow, it's actually completely and universally over for bobo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:08:25 2023 No.55587969 Chucksneed fartin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:08:38 2023 No.55587973 >>55587948 I already know I'm going to be my parents' executer without even needing to talk about it. 4 siblings. One is really shitty. Yeah, it's going to be bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:09:52 2023 No.55587977 >>55587948 My thesis is that energy will rebound into the fall ask the CPI inflation comps become tougher and tougher to beat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:10:44 2023 No.55587985 File: 199 KB, 1170x1484, 62D2D827-01FC-452B-AFF8-6AF9061A1114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] panic sold these calls for $8 this morning….

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:11:07 2023 No.55587989 File: 5 KB, 302x112, wmgang.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:11:21 2023 No.55587992 Tesla. What are your earning predictions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:11:54 2023 No.55587997 File: 26 KB, 599x447, Chernobyl graphite Captcha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CCJ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:12:26 2023 No.55588002 >>55587992 Fraudulent beat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:13:26 2023 No.55588013 >>55587989 Captcha a fan of average midcaps I guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:13:29 2023 No.55588015 >>55587992 They’ll beat and be able to squeeze the lemon of creative accounting and make it look like profit margins aren’t completely dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:15:13 2023 No.55588032 >>55587964 It's been over for bobo since October last year. A few pullbacks in February and May, but we're in a bear market now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:15:56 2023 No.55588039 WTI owes me sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:16:47 2023 No.55588048 >>55587964 It's been over for bobo since October last year. A few pullbacks in February and May, but we're in a bull market now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:17:45 2023 No.55588059 >>55587992 They're going to $400/share in a few months. Bet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:17:46 2023 No.55588060 File: 918 KB, 768x768, c88df9ea-257d-11ee-ad12-1260dafb3a60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! if your portfolio is green today, we need to have a talk about your ESG score... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP40IWfj7-o

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:18:19 2023 No.55588067 >>55587651 Trans Oceans matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:19:12 2023 No.55588085 File: 1008 KB, 2304x4096, 1684356597026906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55587992 Easiest beat in history. Buy now or get left in the dust. Seriously though, I would be really surprised if they didn't completely demolish expectations

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:21:56 2023 No.55588107 File: 769 KB, 1080x705, 3-583-49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another scorcher!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:24:22 2023 No.55588135 File: 10 KB, 500x410, NKLA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:24:30 2023 No.55588138 >>55587992 what does tesla fucking PRODUCE answer me this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:25:30 2023 No.55588154 How did we go from "everything is terrible" to "everything is great" so fast? Interest rates are 6%-7%. There hasn't been any rate cuts and no plans to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:25:33 2023 No.55588155 >>55588138 when you buy TSLA you are buying the promise of self driving autonomous vehicles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:25:34 2023 No.55588156 File: 46 KB, 500x635, 26454626567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588138 dreams

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:25:53 2023 No.55588159 Nothing but motherfucking green around here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:27:21 2023 No.55588175 >>55587973 The accepted meme is that boomers have all this money socked away. People seem to forget about their debt. This is one of the issues I’m running into. It doesn’t help that my siblings are financially retarded as well.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:28:05 2023 No.55588187
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>>55588154
Go outside m8 and take a look around you. People are rich, no-one is struggling, low PPI/high core inflation = substantial profits = stocks are doing exceedingly well, people are borrowing again, M2 increasing, and so on.
Nothing was terrible, it was just a cheap FUD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:28:10 2023 No.55588190 >>55588138 green ports

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:28:17 2023 No.55588192 >>55588154 inflation has regulated back to where the Fed wanted it, and oddsmakers are bringing down the number of expected rate hikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:28:39 2023 No.55588197 tech bros.... TSLA will save us right????

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:29:08 2023 No.55588203 >>55587977 The world will always need oil. We just got to hold on until the right people get into power that realize this. Can’t fight wars with green energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:30:13 2023 No.55588216 >>55588138 Pretty decent cars. Or do you mean NKLA (>>55588135) ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:30:55 2023 No.55588227 >>55588138 A cell phone that you can drive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:31:05 2023 No.55588229 File: 3.92 MB, 2834x1184, TSLA Vanity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588138 Enormous amounts of Smug.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:31:56 2023 No.55588239

>>55587948
I was the executor of both my parents wills
luckily for me, me and my siblings get along very well and we had no arguments over anything
possessions were divided as wanted/desired
money was divided as dictated in the will

it all went smooth

my advice for anyone: make sure your parents make the executor of the estate a co-owner on a bank account with enough money to bury the parent and pay their bills for a year. Having an account with 25k in it that I had immediate access to saved my ass in dealing with the estates

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:32:07 2023 No.55588244 >>55588138 Batteries with wheels attached.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:32:07 2023 No.55588243 Im still holding some GUSH at 190 should I just dump now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:32:36 2023 No.55588247 CVNA up another 12%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:32:56 2023 No.55588254 >>55588138 Cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:33:08 2023 No.55588258 Do I want to buy my Friday exp. calls on TSLA today or tomorrow? What's the decay between today and Thursday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:34:06 2023 No.55588271 >>55588243 Probably. More likely to lose 50% than see a 50% pump from here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:35:07 2023 No.55588284 File: 87 KB, 622x621, 1688773477666145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588258 Why don't you look at the extrinsic value of the strike price you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:35:18 2023 No.55588286 File: 8 KB, 225x225, E6E0D060-2313-49D0-9A0E-EDF384A87BD8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588239 Screen shot and saved. I will definitely bring this up. Great advice fren. Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:35:53 2023 No.55588294 >>55587169 Sorry, I was taking a nap on the clock. I'm holding DG, AMZN, SPY, and EMAN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:36:53 2023 No.55588301 >>55588286 you are welcome fren I wish you many happy years with your parents before you ever have to be the executor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:40:25 2023 No.55588331 >>55588294 Btw during my nap I had a dream my friend's wife's bikini top fell off and I saw her tasty light brown nipples. Sadly it was only a dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:41:52 2023 No.55588342 >>55588284 Because I've already looked at it and made my decision, I'm just interested in hearing other points of view.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:41:55 2023 No.55588345 Whats happening to Microsoft

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:43:20 2023 No.55588351 Rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg got his student pilot certificate. Bullish or bearish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:44:32 2023 No.55588359 >>55588345 Hedgie niggers manipulating the market again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:45:59 2023 No.55588374 >>55588345 Office AI. And no hallway shitting policy.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:46:38 2023 No.55588383
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>>55588294
>DG
I had some of that bought in the dip and sold it Fri when I saw BOIL dipping so I could put everything into it. DG should be a breddy dang good long term hold.
>EMAN
hmmm...just looked it up, that's a very interesting pick you've got there, may the LORD GOD Almighty bless you via it and the others and all things.
>>55588331
strongly advised to keep adulterous thoughts in check. I have a friend that I have to intentionally think other things when interacting with his wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:46:41 2023 No.55588384 another day, and im up another thousand in stocks free money market will never go down again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:46:54 2023 No.55588386 >>55588331 >Sadly it was only a dream Actually this was the best outcome fren. Had it happened irl it may have been awkward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:46:58 2023 No.55588388 File: 1.28 MB, 3448x2616, 1684355156845398.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588345 Lum is happening, stomping the crap out of all the bobos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:47:29 2023 No.55588395 File: 842 KB, 720x831, 1681742789857908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588342 Well you didn't mention the strike you were looking at so I can't say. But a bull call spread might not be a bad idea to limit the IV crush.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:47:56 2023 No.55588400 >>55588383 No Braille? NGMI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:48:13 2023 No.55588406 i love how the vix lies to us week after week oh theres no volatility in markets trust us meanwhile trillion dollar stocks trade like penny stocks going up and down a percent in single one minute candles

>>	bullsarethegoodguys Tue Jul 18 15:50:06 2023 No.55588423 >>55588406 >boboid doesn't understand what the VIX measures Many such cases, pathetic bobo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:50:10 2023 No.55588424 >>55588395 I have 10% 287.50 calls for Friday and 90% 290 calls for August.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:50:40 2023 No.55588429 Where is that NVAX shill that was here last week telling people to put their life savings into it, and what does he have to say for himself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:50:55 2023 No.55588431 File: 25 KB, 300x242, smug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588229

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:51:25 2023 No.55588437 >>55588423 im positive on the year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:51:26 2023 No.55588438 File: 1.21 MB, 1034x765, Screenshot 2023-07-17 185021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588400 All the blind kids already know where they are!

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:51:45 2023 No.55588440

>>55588383
I've held EMAN for a few years now. Some of my holdings' cost basisare above the price Samsung is purchasing for, unfortunately, but my average is below. It's basically a high yield savings account with a return of ~4-6 months at this point. Guaranteed 9 cents increase (effectively 4.5% return), just have to be patient :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:53:17 2023 No.55588457 Bought the SOXL dip, GG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:53:40 2023 No.55588464 >>55588440 Very interesting holding!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:55:23 2023 No.55588487 wow the SPY I bought in Feb 2020 is finally back in the green wild

>>	BUY PUTS NOW Tue Jul 18 15:56:59 2023 No.55588514 Exit pump. There is literally no liquidity left in the market

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:57:35 2023 No.55588520 Ehm, Microsoft, are you good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:57:50 2023 No.55588523 File: 252 KB, 379x381, hebought.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you keep buying puts anon we're over. Buy calls, it's that simple.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:58:31 2023 No.55588533

I said a week or two ago we were with 100% certainty going to 450 on SPY. I didn't think we would hit so quickly and then keep going though. At this rate, we really could very easily see SPY at 500 before 2024. Again, I don't believe there is any good reason for this to be occurring. Instead the fact SPY will continue to go higher is based on the fact that the the broken mechanism drawing it higher has zero reason to stop. When that mechanism finally breaks, the market won't even function anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:59:12 2023 No.55588541 File: 416 KB, 644x758, 1679986037434260.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588514 Sorry anon, but God loves me and told me to long the market on July 30th 2023.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:00:52 2023 No.55588569 >>55588345 I don't know, but I opened a put credit spread yesterday so I am happy.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:02:52 2023 No.55588594
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>>55588514
You fucking wish that were true,have you seen the volume of cash coming out of MM funds? It dwarfs the tbill dump. Plenty of cash around, also if i'm not counter trend yet wtf you doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:04:45 2023 No.55588617 >>55588533 c-c-checked

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:05:01 2023 No.55588622
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while BOIL was soaring I sold the fractional portion of my shares and treated myself to a Classic Pepperoni Little Caesar's Pizza for $6.99 plus tax. I bought it using my HOOD debit card which will get me a Round Ups Rewards contribution from them (literally free money) next Monday. While eating the pizza I got curious about the company and read their Wikipedia page...it is far more interesting than I'd expected. I highly recommend (You) check it out and include the pages for both the husband and wife who founded it in 1959.
I WISH I COULD BUY STOOK
in it. What do you think the ticker would be?PZPZ (for a long time their commercials were "pizza pizza" because you got 2 pizzas for $10)? LITC? Just LIT is taken by a lithium ETF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Caesars

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:05:05 2023 No.55588623 >MSFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:05:46 2023 No.55588632 Free stock tracker app that isn't a piece of shit that bombards you with ads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:05:57 2023 No.55588634 i sold my QLD shares and kept my QQQ put so this is probably the bottom

bullsarethegoodguys Tue Jul 18 16:06:49 2023 No.55588645

>>55588533
>Again, I don't believe there is any good reason for this to be occurring.
Ya all real economic data that says we are in the best economy in US history is actually being faked by the evil government. You're unhinged and crazy, literally ALL data shows the economy is robust and strong with the strongest job market ever in US history.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:07:04 2023 No.55588647 >>55588623 SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT! must be Activision related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:08:23 2023 No.55588669 File: 352 KB, 1497x2048, gw7p65oubicb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sold my spreads right into the run up. Missed out on an extra $150. Oh well. Happy with my +$500.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:08:43 2023 No.55588672 File: 107 KB, 751x724, Screenshot 2023-07-18 110734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588622 Epic pump bro, commodity super cycles is definitely happening, all the indexes will crash for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:12:13 2023 No.55588707 >>55588623 Basadomar Unironically just checked and my MSFT profit is 1337 usd Poorfag i know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:13:13 2023 No.55588720 File: 109 KB, 655x674, MSFT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and just like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:15:03 2023 No.55588736 File: 22 KB, 601x339, jpm pwm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] giving this image to bearfags because i enjoy watching the bear bull wars from a distance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:15:23 2023 No.55588744 File: 18 KB, 643x199, Screenshot 2023-07-18 091306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588647 I don't know but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:15:34 2023 No.55588747 File: 3.94 MB, 258x382, goldenbullrun.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tried to tell you about the V-shaped recovery. Did you listen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:15:39 2023 No.55588749 File: 219 KB, 1437x697, Screenshot 2023-07-18 111409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588720 Imagine if smg had bought calls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:16:02 2023 No.55588754 >>55588523 who do you work for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:16:13 2023 No.55588755 File: 401 KB, 1339x753, 7852347981260hsd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588720 Should have picked up $MSFT instead of $GOOG or $AMZN shares. That's a massive run up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:16:37 2023 No.55588762 >>55588707 Based. I used to shitpost thisthread every day around 2-3 years ago as MSFTChad telling people that they were retards if they weren't buying MSFT. I also used to post as "Baggie's Gay Lover" but I don't think that nigga is still around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:17:14 2023 No.55588772 +2,5 trillion $ company casually doing 4%, kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:18:39 2023 No.55588786 Hello I am "stopped out of an options position and watching it fly"

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:19:34 2023 No.55588792
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>>55588754
https://godelescher.com/
Started with a guy who came into the coffee shop I used to wage at. I would have tos on a laptop behind the counter, in downtown atx and when bank bros would come in we'd chat about the macro shit. One guy liked my trades and got me out of waging. 30mil aum from 10mil 2022.
>shit i mean georde soros or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:21:23 2023 No.55588806 >>55588792 little bro been watching too many movies fr this is cap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:21:31 2023 No.55588809 File: 717 KB, 1920x1080, 1686418529292983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOOM BULL BOOOM BOOM DOOM BULL BOOM BOOM >>55587846 Bounced precisely off the bollinger rubberband mid line on 1h

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:22:41 2023 No.55588822 What's going on with Coke Computer??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:23:00 2023 No.55588824 File: 18 KB, 75x75, glowhard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588806 Luck no cap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:26:22 2023 No.55588862 >>55588824 it just doesnt go down like that homie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:27:58 2023 No.55588878 >>55586461 the crash will happen soon 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:28:05 2023 No.55588880 >>55588762 I was there, Gandalf… buying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:28:34 2023 No.55588885 File: 236 KB, 720x700, 1689609647284363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588878

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:28:38 2023 No.55588886 File: 75 KB, 887x560, 1689617582987034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Microsiblings...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:29:00 2023 No.55588892 File: 47 KB, 750x397, putsnotdawae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588862 Start taking your thinkpad to wagie job you'll be amazed who walks up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:30:01 2023 No.55588906 >>55588772 I'm sorry, I meant 5%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:30:50 2023 No.55588922 >>55588715 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:30:53 2023 No.55588923 File: 8 KB, 451x162, Screenshot 2023-07-18 093032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588880 based and redpilled, enjoy your money since then I started a job at MSFT actually

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:30:56 2023 No.55588924
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>le redditor normies: yeah stick it too the rich man ron! le epic angry video!

>ron's net worth: $8.000.000+

When will you retards stop falling for these lazy ass psyops?

No I will not sell my DIS, you fucking sheep.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:31:48 2023 No.55588930
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>>55588672
>Epic pump
It's a nice early, small one in a position that will be worked and grown until the peak in Oct when BOIL is on the Jan contract. It's the first little payoff from a few days of buying ever deeping DIPPARINOS.
>>55588744
kick ass, BLESSED, and CHECKED.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:33:14 2023 No.55588950 File: 93 KB, 269x350, spycallss.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588924 I'll buy at 70. Or the first trailer with a white lead any price.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:34:35 2023 No.55588962 GO MSFT, 6%, YOU CAN DO IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:34:52 2023 No.55588965 File: 461 KB, 775x427, froggers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588930 Goddamn the delta on some of those are wild.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:35:44 2023 No.55588980 Btw I shorted FANG exactly 11:58, right before the pump. Only 250 Euro position, but still annoying if I'd lose that in the end. 8350 is kill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:36:25 2023 No.55588989 >>55588878 lol, no Bull Run through the end of the year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:36:34 2023 No.55588990 Fucking gay dutch gov stopping degiro from allowing me to buy lockheed and northrop for that sweet ayylmao tech which is going to be released soon Managed to buy raytheon and boeing anywah

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:36:51 2023 No.55588993

>>55588950

Yeah I'm sure it's going back down to 2013 level because some wigger actor posts an angry youtube video, which is popular among sub 90 IQ zoomers.

Nothing psyop going on around here. Just ignore the fact that META did the same crap a few weeks ago before doing a 350%. SELL SELL SELL GOYM.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:37:16 2023 No.55588998 PLTR bros we can pump to 20 i believe lets get this power hour started early

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:37:57 2023 No.55589003 Bears got buck broken 5 wks ago and usually they can’t regroup for 6 wks but this 2nd breaking might mean another 6 wks of gold bull summer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:38:08 2023 No.55589005 File: 18 KB, 320x320, Danger, PULL UP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAOI..... AHHHHH DANGER PULL UP, PULL UP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:38:12 2023 No.55589006 File: 33 KB, 864x292, Screenshot_20230718-173736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588962 Woooooo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:38:30 2023 No.55589011 File: 38 KB, 609x516, Screenshot 2023-07-18 093819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55588962 Done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:38:37 2023 No.55589012 MSFT at 6%, did something happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:40:30 2023 No.55589030 File: 3.77 MB, 320x240, getvaxxd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589012 Bill jumped over a chair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:41:10 2023 No.55589037 File: 289 KB, 864x1163, Screenshot_20230718-174033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589012 >picrel >>55589030 Kek

>>	bullsarethegoodguys Tue Jul 18 16:41:23 2023 No.55589041 The market will never be red again, and that's a good thing. Fuck all bobos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:41:33 2023 No.55589044 File: 231 KB, 864x646, Screenshot from 2023-07-18 12-41-05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589012 Literally they said the word "AI" and their stock pumps 6% kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:43:37 2023 No.55589067 What can AI do in Microsoft Office? Nothing. Fucking retarded. It can't read your mind and type a fucking letter for you. It can't read your mind and type in numbers in an Excel spreadsheet. Absolutely worthless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:43:55 2023 No.55589075 File: 101 KB, 680x680, neo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589041 He's beginning to believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:44:01 2023 No.55589077 File: 28 KB, 461x179, 1687529395469940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NVDA hasn't even hit a new all time high this week. Are we in a bear market?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:45:03 2023 No.55589087 File: 34 KB, 370x283, burry_flag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589077 These fags haven't realized the pattern is dead. Just buy calls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:45:52 2023 No.55589096 >>55589067 >seething bobo

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:46:06 2023 No.55589101
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>>55588965
I don't know what you mean with that delta stuff, what with being a simple, 70s/80s educated rural folk, but BOIL is a wild bucking bronco, of that much I am all too aware.

>>	BUY PUTS NOW Tue Jul 18 16:46:20 2023 No.55589103 STOP FUCKING BUYING

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:46:42 2023 No.55589107 >>55589067 >>55589037 I'm no native speaker, but this sounds like it can filter your emails? Yeah, I'm gonna trust that AI to filter them and not accidently delete one or put it somewhere I don't see it with my own eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:46:57 2023 No.55589112 File: 68 KB, 500x500, cruelsummer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589103 STOP BUYING PUTS

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:47:36 2023 No.55589119
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>>55589101
In fact, it has bucked my ass off a few times, and today is the day I have gained back into all time breakeven, and traveled on just slightly beyond all time high to boot!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:49:20 2023 No.55589142 >>55588892 i work in corporate finance at gsib already :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:49:31 2023 No.55589145 File: 57 KB, 1024x536, king_me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589119 Based and recovery pilled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:49:39 2023 No.55589146 File: 20 KB, 471x293, nvdick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55586973 sooooooo hows that going?

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:49:47 2023 No.55589147
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Got 2k in a company raffle.
I was going to buy Nvidia but i feel like it’s overpaid
Should i drop it in dividend kings/spy or something else?
I can live without this money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:49:55 2023 No.55589148 >want to buy msft and aapl at reasonable prices >they keep skyrocketing boomers please... give me an entry...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:50:26 2023 No.55589156 File: 76 KB, 543x353, 1679427982319833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The CVNA retard train has no brakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:51:32 2023 No.55589176 ahem FUCK THE MOUSE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:52:07 2023 No.55589185 Just sold my NVDA I hope it dips below 450 before the next rise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:52:11 2023 No.55589187 >>55589147 I would buy TQQQ or NVDL. It's earnings season until mid August (NVDA earnings is 23rd Aug).

>>	FRESH Tue Jul 18 16:53:46 2023 No.55589204 File: 78 KB, 933x547, ko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589199 >>55589199 >>55589199

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:55:45 2023 No.55589229 File: 79 KB, 680x636, 1685434137440602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589147 SOXL faggot

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:59:59 2023 No.55589289

>>55589145
Learned *a lot* during all that (and because of all that, and despite all that, and then some) and should be able to hang onto it pretty well this time, barring some sort of global disaster level shit that affects it. I only started trading in Feb so have a shitload to learn, but am perfectly clear on how I got into those losses, especially psychologically in addition to technically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:01:31 2023 No.55589314 File: 2.23 MB, 3360x4982, pass_it_on.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589289 When your losses and wins feel the same, you're emotion will be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:02:24 2023 No.55589319 >>55589067 It can pump MSFT for a couple days and net me a nice 10%

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:04:57 2023 No.55589346 File: 89 KB, 1280x720, kung fu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589314

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:08:14 2023 No.55589375 >>55589314 btw, I still have that saved from one night you were giving me insights on options and shared it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:11:40 2023 No.55589412 File: 113 KB, 1387x702, 2gether.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55589375 Proud of you fren.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:15:35 2023 No.55589463 >>55589148 Scared money never wins However, no matter what you do: the moment when you finally succumb and buy, this will mark the absolute top. So keep us posted, thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:41:19 2023 No.55589711 >>55586461 >Locksneed Fartin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 18:04:24 2023 No.55589959 Why does SPY move so fucking slow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 18:16:44 2023 No.55590120 >>55589959 Because 10 of the companies are like white people and the other 490 are like brown people

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