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>Alex Mashinsky finally went to jail because some crypto project about internet e-detective roleplaying decided to 'investigate' him with public information and nothing else
>somehow american authorities were incapable to do anything by themselves once again
PUBLICLY available information. Wanted to reiterate that. I wonder if he managed to launder the 65 million he got left or nah.

>> No.55575862

We lost another one bros....

>> No.55575867

Countless crypto e-celebs called him out on his bullshit since waaay back in the day and obviously even more so once it all went down. Idk how he managed to stay a free man for so long.

>> No.55575873


celsius was always a scam and whoever with a normal IQ would've quickly noticed it.
>just deposit money so we can give you more money in return bro!!!
textbook definition of a ponzi scheme. can't believe retards still fall for those in the 21st century

>> No.55575879

>e-detective roleplaying
i wanna roleplay where do i go to do that hehe

>> No.55575882

Was it Cryptozilla?

>> No.55575883

>implying scammers can't just buy their own freedom anyways
should I remind you how long it took for Do Kown to get thrown in jail?

>> No.55575884

>t. sbf

>> No.55575900

Anywhere but here because you'll most likely be wasting your time

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Tell that to the Richard apologists.

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what project faggot

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I can't be the only one who still misses little ol' sammy boy screwing around with regulators, r-right?

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Read their report.

>> No.55575921

It's COFFEE. C-O-F-F-E-Ezilla

>> No.55575926

to be fair it just sounded like a normal staking protocol. like waves exchange and whatever. cakeswap, so on.

>> No.55575932

did he really get caught just because they showed some on chain transactions? was that really all it takes? why the fuck did nobody do it until now then?

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i wanted to poke fun at it because i think hex holders are fucking obnoxious but im not going to lie this is not half bad for something promising 38% apy ever since its inception. is that even real or is it a lie?

>> No.55575943

>waves exchange
Omega kek.
That shit is by far the shitties ecosystem. Just a centralized garbage ponzi LARPing as a """decentralized ecosystem""". I hope Sasha is next

>> No.55575946

>they got a report up on ICP
uh oh /biz/bros we need to fud this right NOW!!!

>> No.55575960

Took 'em long enough. Good riddance ffs

>> No.55575966

How did they find his dumpy wallets though? I seriously doubt they were associated to celcius at all.

>> No.55575971

ICP trannies have been real quiet since this shit dropped. Guess that explains all the controversy

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it was just a point of comparison relax

>> No.55575991

Just wait till distribution day hits then post the chart. Must I really remind you HEX was above 0.01 hell last year?

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>> No.55575997

Oh I'm totally fine. DESU I do feel kinda bad for anyone who fell for that scam.

>> No.55576008

I forgot this shitty board has so many retarded filters. Can't even call out söyboys properly. Goddamn

>> No.55576013

oh, lol, oops

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I'm pretty sure this is what inspired Arkham to actually implement a wallet watcher to their charting/tracking hybrid platform. It's like Etherscan and Tradingview combined all in one place. It's quite the sighting to be honest.

>> No.55576032

Link? I refuse to make a twitter account so can't see it.

>> No.55576044

>hurr durr play internet detective.

Won't stop me from making my own scam and dumping on you faggots

>> No.55576048

is this another fucking coffeezilla thread still not watching

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>SBF had to get put under a gigantic spotlight by proxy of hundreds of youtubers making videos on Alamedas' situation for the feds to do jack shit
>Same with Mashinsky
>Same with the paradox metaverse dubai rich kid faggots
>Same with every single bad actor involved in crypto
boomers do not understand how this technology works on a fundamental level and still want to control it all.

>> No.55576100

Nice, when are they gonna do Bancor? Literally the only rugpull that slipped under everyone’s radar. Looks like being the king kikes’s niece has some perks .

>> No.55576113

Did any of these lending projects were they would lend out money for people to gamble on shitcoins actually work out?

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>> No.55576517

i gave mid 6 figs to that jewish scammer. he will be safer in jail.

>> No.55576566

Why did this retard stay in the US? Did he really think he was gonna get away with it? His business partner who was also indicted had some common sense and went to Israel.

>> No.55576726

because the police is fucking worthless

>> No.55576785

>i gave mid 6 figs to that jewish scammer. he will be safer in jail.

don't worry, israel will put that good money towards fighting antisemitism.

>> No.55576988

the jewish lobby should match those contributions at least 5 to 1 to make up for all the new antisemities celsius is responsible for making.

>> No.55577162

Holy fuk..... Are you okay?

>> No.55577368

yea i'm mad i had to go back to work after "retiring" at 29 but i'm still well-off compared to other millennials. some people literally killed themselves over this.

>> No.55577448

Mid 6 figs would bring me close to that point ngl. Hope you recover and reach ATHs anon.

>> No.55577551

thanks for the kind words, anon. best of luck to you as well.