/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55570037]

Futures Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous: >>55561636

[Anonymous No.55570053]

Is this a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.55570054]

inb4 file deleted

[Anonymous No.55570069]

JPM chads, we will have our pump

[Anonymous No.55570091]

ALMOST
THIRTY
MINOOTS
!!!

[Anonymous No.55570099]

>futures

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570201]

Lol yea Illuminati is making up fake data and media is manipulated by the deep state!!!

Real inflation adjusted disposable income has been growing for 12 months.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1730s

Consumer balance sheet and debt levels ridiculously healthy.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=11DbW

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=13mtI

Savings rates while still low historically is rising again.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=13mtQ

Let's also just ignore all the good work our leaders, including Powell has done for the most marginalized!!! Minorities, disabled, poor and blacks in particular!!!

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=14IYY

https://i.imgur.com/ej2Pxmj.png

https://i.imgur.com/XaC4voE.png

https://i.imgur.com/uyBYew0.png

https://i.imgur.com/BauLPwl.png

But go on, keep thinking vaccines cause autism, Gummint is the problem, blaming Biden and believing your bullshit populist narratives contradicted by actual facts.

[Anonymous No.55570208]

>>55570091
LESS
THAN
TWENNY
MINOOOOOOOTS
!!!

[Anonymous No.55570214]

https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/monthly-treasury-statement/summary-of-receipts-by-source-and-outlays-by-function-of-the-u-s-government
Compared to last year
> -20% income (taxes)
Everything is fine. The economy is strong and resilient. As are the banks. Everyone is making more money than ever before. The consumer is strong.
Keep buying, anon.

[Anonymous No.55570224]

>>55570214

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570226]

>>55570214
>Everything is fine. The economy is strong and resilient. As are the banks. Everyone is making more money than ever before. The consumer is strong.
>Keep buying, anon.
This but unironically, never bet Against Biden or America.

[Anonymous No.55570230]

>>55570224
>>55570214
I choose to believe the people got gud at tax evasion.

[Anonymous No.55570231]

what are some good JRPGs for summer boredom?

[Anonymous No.55570233]

>>55570201
Using economic data to make political arguments is not business or finance

[Anonymous No.55570239]

>>55570214
>>55570224
>pic related
>The only prints in history with worse equity risk premium than right now
>March of 2000
>August of 1929

>>55570230
This in itself is indicative of issues, that people are dodging paying their taxes. They are more likely to be under financial duress for them to be dodging.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570247]

>>55570233
It's literally an economic argument with a little bit of chud insulting on the side. You sound like a salty boboid loser who has been short for the last year.

[Anonymous No.55570258]

>>55570247
No I'm holding mostly tech stocks since January I just thimk it's unfair I got banned for mentioning politics in /smg/ but you haven't (yet)

[Anonymous No.55570266]

TEN
MINOOOOTS
!!!

[Anonymous No.55570279]

>>55570201
I saw you spam this in the last thread. May God have mercy on your soul! Also shilling CVM

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570282]

Has the permabear schizo who calls every bull a fed finally stopped posting? Did he finally go broke trying to short this bull market?

[Anonymous No.55570288]

>>55570224

Disnt we technically havw a recession last year but the white house literally redefined what a recession was? Did this get menoryholed our of even the textbooks?

[Anonymous No.55570290]

>>55570201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZkAnTx4BE

[Anonymous No.55570291]

>>55570282
I think he got banned. I kind of miss him though in a weird way, it was funny how even just saying something like "The US economy maybe isn't so bad right now as analysts initially thought" would make him call you a fed and go into a full meltdown.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570296]

>>55570290
That isn't economic related content at all.

[Anonymous No.55570301]

nigger

[Anonymous No.55570302]

>>55570214
Nobody needs to make money. The entire economy can be propped up by boomers dumping their retirements (until the music stops)

[Anonymous No.55570305]

FIE
MINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOO
OO
O
TTTS
!!!

[Anonymous No.55570325]

>>55570231
Kinoblade 2 is always the answer

[Anonymous No.55570333]

ONE
MINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
IT IS ALMOST HERE
RIGHT HERE IT IS
HOLY
FUCKIN
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.55570342]

>>55570305
Can I do futures in Robinhood

[Anonymous No.55570349]

FUTURES JUST DROPPED

[Anonymous No.55570367]

>>55570342
no you can just trade certain things from 8pm Sun till 8pm Fri like natgas and oil and a bunch of tech troon shit.

[Anonymous No.55570369]

>>55570296
so you admit to working on the sabbath?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2c480ssBb0

[Anonymous No.55570379]

NATGAS
UP

[Anonymous No.55570384]

Oil bro's tell me it will be all right

[Anonymous No.55570427]

>>55570201
>>55570226
>>55570247
>>55570282
>>55570291
>>55570296
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55570432]

>>55570384
bro....

[Anonymous No.55570445]

The line between "illegal prostitution" and "consenting sex" is thin. Basically long as you don't pay for it then it's not illegal. Just a case of two consenting adults fucking. As to where you meet girls, you got lots of options. Just don't fuck any co-workers. Your asking for a shat load of trouble if you do that. (Unless this is just some job your doing for some extra green and the loss of it wouldn't hurt your wallet any). You don't need bars,online dating to meet girls. Hell go to KR or WMT. Tons of girls there for the picking. And I'm not talking about the customer's either. Or starbucks, or anywhere really.

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570472]

>>55570427
Racism isn't funny.

[Anonymous No.55570478]

There is literally no way tomorrow will be red.

[Anonymous No.55570491]

I got your natgas right here

[Anonymous No.55570522]

Why is seeking alpha such a shitty fucking website that won’t let me look at it unless I make an account and pay money.
Fuck, just let me read.

[Anonymous No.55570529]

>>55570296
>>55570201

[Anonymous No.55570535]

>>55570201
>>55570296

[Anonymous No.55570539]

>Oil

[Anonymous No.55570542]

>>55570427
>>55570472
he's right, they prefer glowfluencer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxN7U-xSN5Y

[Anonymous No.55570547]

>>55570214
This is due to plunging capital gains receipts btw. Hence why Powell needs to print.

[Anonymous No.55570548]

>>55570539
I was promised ouchings

[Anonymous No.55570555]

I put all my money into NEGG calls am I retarded

[Anonymous No.55570597]

>>55570548
we better get a serious draw Wednesday I swear

[Anonymous No.55570639]

Years ago I found a graph that compared futures traders average profits to forex traders average profits the futures traders were ahead, anyone has it?

[Anonymous No.55570672]

>>55570539

[Anonymous No.55570691]

I can get electrician, plumbing, or hvac certification for free. Which one should I do?

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570699]

>>55570691
>blue collar jobs
Let me guess you live in a flyover state too? Get a software engineer job in a coastal city like a real man, loser.

[Anonymous No.55570701]

>>55570691
With Electricity, you make a tiny mistake and die instantly
With plumbing, you splash around in human shit all the time
HVAC keeps you cool and comfy
HDSN is a good HVAC stock

[Anonymous No.55570707]

Fuck's sake, oil's going back to the 60s isn't it

[Anonymous No.55570725]

I'll buy when people are literally begging JPOW to cut rates

[Anonymous No.55570738]

SOS
O
S

FUTURES HAVE BROKEN 4500, IT''S OVER

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570746]

>>55570725
We're going to hit all time highs with over 5% rates, he won't be cutting for awhile because the economy is in the best shape it has ever been. Cuts are only necessary when something breaks in the economy, lowest unemployment and best job market ever, inflation back to nearly 2%. In this situation there is simply no reason to ever cut rates, SPX can hit 6000 with over 5% rates.

[Anonymous No.55570758]

>>55570746
I seriously can't tell if the permabull posting in this general is ironic or not

[Anonymous No.55570762]

>>55570691
HVAC. Fewer late night calls, near zero possibility of having to deal with human shit, is not dangerous or done in exposed conditions like sparky work can be. Pay is similar to the other two. Jobsite risks: confined spaces, gas fittings, heights (fiddling with stuff on roofs).

[bullsarethegoodguys No.55570786]

>>55570758
I can't tell if the bobos are ironic. We had a recession in 2022 with a market crash of 25%, adjusted for inflation that crash was almost as severe as the 2008 crash. What exactly are you bears waiting for?

[Anonymous No.55570808]

should have kept my money on NVIDIA, that being said, i dont regret having bought some MUFG stocks even though i bought them a bit too soon

[Anonymous No.55570821]

>>55570037
What brokers y'all use if I want to trade using an API? I have td ameritrade currently but they are taking forever allowing new people to use their api.

[Anonymous No.55570824]

It's over bull bros..... Bobo has won

[Anonymous No.55570836]

>>55570824
stop larping bobo it reeks of desperation

[Anonymous No.55570839]

>>55570786
lower

[Anonymous No.55570844]

Remember:

[Anonymous No.55570866]

>>55570691
carpentry. Electricity is scary voodoo, water is for playing in, and HVAC is spooky demon things. Jesus was a carpenter. Don't listen to the possessed computer talkers like >>55570699. Terry the prophet was going to bring jesus to the machines but the antichrist soldiers got to him.

[Anonymous No.55570883]

CNBC were shilling VSAT just before the share price tanked on their most recent satellite malfunctioning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtjnFwfgMv8

It was launched months ago after a long delay, but VSAT waited until now to reveal it had malfunctioned. The ViaSat-3 constellation still has two more satellites in the works, but with how things are going, including the possibility of more manufacturing delays or a suspension for the investigation into the failure, there's a chance they could be crushed by current or future rivals. On the other hand, they could completely dominate the airline wifi space.

[Anonymous No.55570901]

>>55570445
What if I want to date someone with more intelligence and ambition than a TGT wagie

[Anonymous No.55570918]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55570985]

>futes redder than my older sister’s best friend’s used tampon

[Anonymous No.55570990]

im getting a vision of the future. i see a pink man, crying tears of blood. his screams are those of one who is having their fingers chopped off slowly.

[Anonymous No.55570997]

>>55570918
>>55570985
>stock market rips tomorrow

[BUY PUTS NOW No.55571001]

Literally no way tomorrow can be red. SPY will hit 500 before year end.

[Anonymous No.55571008]

banking

[Anonymous No.55571024]

>>55571001
Are you the real BPN?

[Anonymous No.55571041]

Investing grandpa says there is trouble brewing. Trade smart /smg/

https://www.youtube.com/live/ztVmQpEViHQ?feature=share&t=215

[Anonymous No.55571046]

>>55571024
God i love her

She blocked me on all social media

[Anonymous No.55571054]

>>55570901
You might be surprised. Some of the people who work at these places do it for the extra money not as their main job. I know a dude who works at Lowe's as a 2nd job on the weekends for just that reason. Back in the day Playboy did a series of specials on girls who did WMT/Starbucks,etc. Some of them you'd never think would be working at such places cause holy fuck they had the looks to be wife'd on the spot if the dude had any smarts to snatch her up.

[Anonymous No.55571056]

>>55571041
There has been trouble brewing all year and then some. The macro has been shit and is shit and will continue to be shit. When that catches up to equities is anybody's guess.

[Anonymous No.55571074]

>>55571056
Would it matter? Bears are so stupid

Rate cuts would be on the table.

The stock market had its biggest really in history during a quarter where growth was -23% in may 2020.

Nothing matter except the fed

[Anonymous No.55571076]

>>55571056
Yeah, its definitely retarded out there. Which sucks because there are still plenty of profitable companies with great ebita going practically unnoticed so those will likely get decimated as well. Oh well, may just have to buy more precious metals in the coming months.

[Anonymous No.55571078]

>>55571056
Rest assured, the trigger point will be absolutely fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.55571113]

>>55571078
of course

[Anonymous No.55571115]

200 sma or 200 ema

[Anonymous No.55571120]

>the Chinese market will not open today because of a (((typhoon)))
it's actually over isn't it

[Anonymous No.55571128]

>>55571113
I wonder what it will be. They say black swan are, by definition, unpredictable. But think about shit like Evergrande. What if it's the Canadian housing bubble popping and contagion from that?

[Anonymous No.55571132]

bros what if we follow BTC but delayed and end up double topping

[Anonymous No.55571136]

>>55570214
shitposting aside the one thing that looks attractive is international bonds

[Anonymous No.55571145]

>>55571132
2 year long double top would be kino.

[Anonymous No.55571149]

Look at the 5 year chart on NVDA

[Anonymous No.55571151]

>>55571120
>China releasing their GDP numbers today
>Been missing every single economic expectation since January
>Markets closed
It's so joever Chinabros

[Anonymous No.55571154]

>>55570701
Just don’t end up huffing all the freon. It does make your voice sound like Freddy Kruger so it’s kind of fun.

[Anonymous No.55571172]

alright so we know thorium will become the hot new thing in the next few years/decades, we know this is inevitable no matter how much Exxon Hoebil lobbies to try and regulate it, and we know the enviromentalists (yes even the commie ones) will concede.

when do you expect The Great Thorium Boom to happen?

[Anonymous No.55571178]

>>55571046
She’s sexy and smart.

[Anonymous No.55571181]

>>55571054
I had some posters framed at Michael's and the girl who did them was a really cute artsy chick. We had a long conversation about d&d and art and other random shit. But I didnt ask her out. I think that was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.55571189]

>>55571172
COBOLT THORIUM G HAS A RADIOACTIVE HALF LIFE OF 93 YEARS

[Anonymous No.55571202]

>>55571178


I know

I only exist to impregnate her. I will get rich here. I will marry her. This is my life goal

[Anonymous No.55571207]

How much cash do you have sitting in your brokerage right now?

[Anonymous No.55571214]

>>55571202
I’ve seen this numerous times. Is it real?

[Anonymous No.55571219]

I was in da woods, how did RKLB do with their launch?

[Anonymous No.55571229]

futuresbros...

[Anonymous No.55571235]

>>55571219
>Due to unfavorable weather conditions the #BabyComeBack mission is now targeting a no earlier than July 17 UTC launch.

[Anonymous No.55571242]

>>55571207
a couple hundred in my wallet, and my mom has another couple hundred saved for me in my bank account.

>kek so funny GBP chicken tendies haha

no i'm not joking. they're adjusted for interest every month.

[Anonymous No.55571244]

>>55571235
#typical

[Anonymous No.55571248]

>>55571214
It is

[Anonymous No.55571254]

>>55571248
Any info on him?

[Anonymous No.55571256]

>>55571254

He died

[Anonymous No.55571262]

>>55571207
Too much.

[Anonymous No.55571265]

>buy every dip
Ok so what's currently dipping?

[Anonymous No.55571280]

>>55571265
Disney

[Anonymous No.55571298]

>>55571207
>>55571262
Not enough, too afraid to margin.

[Anonymous No.55571310]

>>55571214
yes, /fit/ calls a catastrophic lift fail like this a jelly snap city

[Anonymous No.55571327]

FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE

https://youtu.be/Q4wgz5BwRPg
https://youtu.be/Q4wgz5BwRPg
https://youtu.be/Q4wgz5BwRPg

[Anonymous No.55571331]

Kek so my total debt other than my house is $11,248. Funny enough back in the day I had an auto loan for not much more than this (11,790) that had a payment of only 200 a month.. Suffice to say that's not the case anymore. Hell my damn personal loan is 220 a month just for that part of it. But oh well least I've got a decent credit score (740+)

[Anonymous No.55571336]

>>55571331
>other than my house

[Anonymous No.55571346]

What are your hopes for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55571352]

>>55571327
Coming over

[Anonymous No.55571358]

>>55571352
See you in an hour

[Anonymous No.55571385]

>>55571346
Tqqq pump, I dumped out of sqqq. I’m planning to go back in, I just want some profit. We’re at the peak of the business cycle so it’s all downhill.

[Anonymous No.55571395]

>>55571346
A green day >for me.

[Anonymous No.55571403]

>>55571395
I thought they were so cool when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.55571408]

>>55570918
>1689392044448704.webm
the bullied becomes the bully lmao

[Anonymous No.55571409]

>>55571327
Clean your room

[Anonymous No.55571415]

>>55571403
Yeah, kinda wild how their rebellion and anti jingoism message was corporate prepackaged rebellion. Like those Rage Against the Machine fuckers raging FOR the machine. Crazy!

[Anonymous No.55571431]

The China typhoon is ending the black sea grain deal its fucking over

[Anonymous No.55571468]

>>55571327
based crbp pajeet shitter onner
best to shit on them before they shit on your street

[Anonymous No.55571507]

>>55571327
I unironically made BBQ hotdog dumplings today for my supper.

[Anonymous No.55571513]

I bought 10k of TSLA calls on Friday. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.55571535]

>>55571513
It's up about $4 per share in the HOOD TWENTY FOUR HOUR TRADING which opened back up at 8pm and will run till Fri at 8pm. So, you're lookin' good so far, for now. May you be BLESSED.

[Anonymous No.55571536]

>>55570288
Yeah we had a recession, then they renamed what counts as a recession to beartrap the bobos that thought they could "big short" their way to elite status.

[Sage No.55571575]

>>55570288
We also bailed out the banks and it too got memoryholed

[Anonymous No.55571576]

>>55571535
I hope so. Went heavy this time. I wonder if I should take profits pre-earnings?

[Anonymous No.55571577]

>>55570288
yeah not the last time. expect some shit to go down.

[Anonymous No.55571596]

>>55571327
>ww3
urgent question:
does that mean I can stop my diet because during wartime all that fat will probably prove to be very useful

[Anonymous No.55571598]

>>55571327
Tell me, Rocker, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing?
I thought not.

[Anonymous No.55571605]

>>55570214
>>55570224
I’m not really seeing any time on this chart where tax revenues go down significantly and it isn’t a recession. will this time be different?

[Anonymous No.55571630]

Thinking of a strategy. A sort of quant strategy.

Post-dividend mean-reversion.

Prices go down by the amount of the dividend as that company has that much less cash.

People tend to mentally hold on to the previous price.

Hurst exponent is a lot higher after a dividend.

[Anonymous No.55571636]

>>55571576
if you're up pre-earnings, then waiting is pure gamble. if you are fine with that, then just make the call, but i bias towards taking while the taking is good unless i have well founded reason to hold.

[Anonymous No.55571638]

>>55571431
Wat is difference between typhoon and hurricane? When I think of hurricane i think of chubby white and black people being swept away, when i think of typhoon i think of tiny yellow manlets flying away

[Anonymous No.55571651]

>>55570542
Fuck off with your shit pics

[Anonymous No.55571659]

Looking forward to august. Stock bagging back in vogue along with a few books coming out. Gotta wait till the 15th before I can sate my urge to bag stocks. Pesky wash rule.

[Anonymous No.55571660]

They produce a fuck load of rice in the Bengal region. Wonder if the storms there are ever bad enough that it impacts the rice crops....but I hear that flooding is actually really good for rice...flooded fields probably make the price of rice go down because it creates more supply....

[Anonymous No.55571677]

cup and handle forming on futures, bobos are in for a bad week, again.

[Anonymous No.55571683]

>>55571636
Thanks anon, we'll see. I'll probably make the decision Tuesday/Wednesday. I'm not a TSLA permabull, but with the hype I think we could touch 300 this week. Market open tomorrow will be critical.

[Anonymous No.55571689]

>>55570691
Plumbing if you can stand potential smells
HVAC otherwise. Be warned, some calls are going to be to units that are dead and need to be replaced, and attics usually are not climate controlled

[Anonymous No.55571694]

I just got done having a long talk with my brother in law. He's a police chief. He wanted to talk to me about their marriage but I ended up drilling him about why he isn't using his position of power to make money. He got really uncomfortable and ended the call. Is there still hope for me to be a kingpin?

[Anonymous No.55571696]

Does anyone really make money trading futures? Are pajama traders a myth?

[Anonymous No.55571700]

>>55571598
I have created a functional stock market autism day care. I am still waiting to get the reward I deserve.

[Anonymous No.55571712]

Holy fucking shit Wallstreetbets is cancer

[Anonymous No.55571730]

>>55571712
I miss wsb before GME. Fucking apes ruined it

[Anonymous No.55571735]

>>55571730
It's just a bunch of dumb fucking one-liners that aren't even funny or clever or subtle. Total normie Redditor shit. Fuckin site needs a gore raid.

[Anonymous No.55571755]

Is it a buy SOXL TQQQ calls monday? Or a sell ?

[Anonymous No.55571758]

>>55571605
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/A074RC1Q027SBEA
>I’m not really seeing any time on this chart where tax revenues go down significantly and it isn’t a recession.
I don't think there is a single instance, unless prior to 1950 when data series begins
The only outlier being 1975, however, in that instance it still fell sharply, but after not before / during

[Anonymous No.55571759]

>>55571755

You Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.55571775]

Thoughts on STMicroelectronics ?

[Anonymous No.55571809]

>>55571694
Rabbi I'm watching your video right now why am I not suprised you want to make a religious cult out of /smg/

[Anonymous No.55571868]

I'm thinking of buying a storefront/live space in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and opening a small business. What business should I open?

[Anonymous No.55571870]

FUCKIN CHINKS I KNEW THE TYPHOON ISNT REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHINESE WEATHER SPY BALLOON WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OIL BROS ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.55571896]

>>55571868
Anime fig and official good smile company distributor shop

[Anonymous No.55571899]

>>55571870
>OIL BROS ITS FUCKING OVER
it's joever, it was always joever, even without enviromentalism as a factor, it would've never been so joever, oil will never be back, it's so incredibly over.

move on, let it go, buy nuclear.

[Anonymous No.55571907]

>>55571683
yeah, i pretty much make the decisions in the moments unless i've set a target and have certain enough reason to hold for it. TSLA is funny though, it will fuck you at times that it should bless you. i bought some before the big investors day thinking musk knew how bad the stock had been suffering and would be pulling out the stops and giving everything possible to pumping the price back up some, but watched my shit drop by the minute as the presentation went on!
>>55571712
>>55571730
>knowing what some reddit is or isn't

[Anonymous No.55571908]

>>55571870
this kind of looks like it is priced in.

[Anonymous No.55571927]

>>55571683
BTW, the last thing i'd want to do is contribute to you missing out on a good rip, but at the same time i try to be very protective of capital. of course, i have no way of making any other than trading it, so if you have a source of income and can afford to take the goomble then perhaps it will pay off. my bias is rather miss a good trade than take a bad one, but that might be at least some degree different for you. if i miss the outcome please let me know, i hope to see it kick ass and bless.

[Anonymous No.55571948]

>>55571415
>capitalism
go home slavoj you're drunk

[Anonymous No.55571956]

>>55571896
I'm not sure how well an anime fig shop in the middle of nowhere would do.

[Anonymous No.55571969]

>>55571868
Should make own thread, interesting topic

[Anonymous No.55571973]

>>55571868
something that caters to women, they control like 80% of household spending in this day and age

[Anonymous No.55571975]

>>55570288
It wasn't a recession it was a Vibe-cession

[Anonymous No.55571992]

>>55571870
is this bullish? i hope not

[Anonymous No.55571996]

>>55571975
It was just Jerome going goblin mode on pills
It's a boomer thing
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.55572005]

How are the futures bros?

[Anonymous No.55572015]

>>55571868
on the uninformed assumption that you're living in a flyover state. i suggest a chicken barn. they're cheap, you don't need to invest in shit tons of slaughterhouse machinery, they don't brap tons of methane so the green fucks won't pester you...

now assuming you live in a state with strict gun laws, you'll need something to keep the foxes away. i suggest filling a nerf gun with pepper spray.

[Anonymous No.55572019]

>>55572005
>futures

[Anonymous No.55572023]

What stock should I go all in?

[Anonymous No.55572024]

>>55572005
breddy well flat

[Anonymous No.55572027]

>>55572005
slighty red pointing to green day for american markets

[Anonymous No.55572028]

>>55571868
in the bearthooth pass there at least was (24 years ago) a single store that's a long ass fuckin' way from *anything* else and he sold gas and snacks pretty much. I asked him what it was like being in the middle of nowhere and he asked what did I mean, and I told him well I mean, you know, there ain't any Walmarts anywhere even close to near, and he said he didn't consider those places to be somewhere. I reckon if you are putting a business in a place that doesn't have anything else near by, then sell what people are most going to need when you are the closest thing to them at the time. if there is hunting/fishing in that area then that would include gear and b8.

[Anonymous No.55572034]

>>55572024
Sounds based

[Anonymous No.55572035]

>>55571956
You're also supposed to run an online shop and a traveling booth at every regional anime convention, marking up prize figs is literally free money.

[Anonymous No.55572036]

>>55571996
>the person who wrote this is a professional journalist

[Anonymous No.55572045]

>>55571327
the piano teacher was a french film. i think we went over this while we were watching it

[Anonymous No.55572062]

I've kicked myself so many times for not buying into retard pumps like TSLA mere days before disappointing earnings, how likely is NVDA to keep pumping before august?

[Anonymous No.55572066]

>>55571907
>>55571927
Thank you sir. Bought calls on Investor Day this year too and was in the same boat as you. Watched it all go to shit as Musk was stuttering around on stage and everyone gave a lukewarm presentation. Terrible. One day they'll let us sell options AH like shares.

I'll post here and let you guys know how it goes. I have a full time job but this is by far the biggest gamble I've ever taken.

[Anonymous No.55572081]

My girlfriend says that my dick smells like cheese.
Makes me feel like big sad.

[Anonymous No.55572083]

>>55572035
Isn't this GameStop? Last time I checked they ain't making money

[Anonymous No.55572108]

>>55572083
GameStop would actually make money if they sold retro games.

[Anonymous No.55572114]

>>55572066
checked, it was a fuckin disaster. despite all that, the shit about developments that cut production costs by a shitload should have been pretty bullish, but the way those retards presented everything it was basically just a footnote and mostly it came off to the average goon on the street as "we have nothing exciting and boombastic to tell you but here's a bunch of shit about how good we are at manufacturing". unfortunately it's the average goon on the street invooster who does most of the buying and selling of big meme stocks. TSLA stock is glorified crypto, but it's breddy gud glorified crypto for the most part, comparatively. it's probably an excellent long term hold.

[Anonymous No.55572119]

>>55572081
Get circumcised smega dick

[Anonymous No.55572166]

>>55572081
you listened to smegmatoss too?

[Anonymous No.55572177]

Will TSLA dump after earnings?

[Anonymous No.55572184]

I'm glad the western/Bonanza poster is still at it.

[Anonymous No.55572190]

>>55572119
I already am tho

>>55572166
your meme does not provide context on smegmatoss’s opinions in the relevancy to my predicament

[Anonymous No.55572209]

>>55571868
Im not so sure. Laundrymats + Cafes are the gigachad move though but that requires population density.

[Anonymous No.55572210]

>>55572177
is ur mom hairy or shaved?
how many shares of BOIL does she presently own?

[Anonymous No.55572222]

>>55572190
>your meme does not provide context on smegmatoss’s opinions in the relevancy to my predicament
because my meme doesn't need to. you want answers the the dickcheese paradigm? ask funny jew comic man about the dickcheese paradigm.

[Anonymous No.55572227]

Amazon is jumping up and down like a kangaroo's nutsack. Do you guys think stock will rise after the earning's report?

[Anonymous No.55572232]

>>55572210
I don't know and none.

[Anonymous No.55572233]

>>55572209
>>55571868
Laundromats and car washes are apparently really good, plus you can claim deprecation of assets

[Anonymous No.55572239]

>>55572210
hair
I seent it
probly 0

[Anonymous No.55572240]

Give it to me straight
Is the whole god damn stock market on drugs?

[Anonymous No.55572243]

>>55572232
no one knows what TSLA is going to do after earnings either, and tell that bitch she should have bought BOIL Friday.
BTW, pro tip, ur mom is hairy.

[Anonymous No.55572247]

>>55572240
>stock market
*world, yes

[Anonymous No.55572248]

Besides bleach, what anime is smg watching this season?

I just tried out the megumin anime. I don’t think I can do it.

Maybe I’ll just get some older ecchi series or something.

[Anonymous No.55572249]

They're going to look back on this day as the start of the greater depression

[Anonymous No.55572262]

>>55572249
God, I would HEEM that skinny dork.

[Anonymous No.55572280]

>>55571996
Tylenol OD is liver failure and death, there is no mild Tyenol OD

[Anonymous No.55572283]

>>55572262
>psi-blasts you and makes you heem yourself.
nothing personal hairless monkey

[Anonymous No.55572285]

>>55572262
ants can carry 50 times their own weight. aaays have space insectoid muscles and will fuck your shit up without exerting.

[Anonymous No.55572293]

>>55572190
Wash yo ass den

[Anonymous No.55572300]

>>55572283
>>55572285
Ayys are probably physically weak from all their reliance on advanced tech. They wouldn't dare fuck with humans straight up.

[Anonymous No.55572302]

>>55572248
One punch man season 3 and Tokyo revengers season 3

[Anonymous No.55572307]

something big is happening tomorrow. I can feel it

[Anonymous No.55572314]

>>55572300
their advanced tech has led to nutritional breakthroughs with everything they need to be healthy and strong in tiny pills and just one lasts for years. they can squish your head between 2 fingers as easy as you can squish a grape. easier, even.

[Anonymous No.55572317]

>>55572314
Stop, I can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.55572323]

>>55572307
Yeah I’m going to lose more money

[Anonymous No.55572324]

>>55572307
i'm buying tomorrow at open, therefore it's going to dump. do what you will with this information.

[Anonymous No.55572433]

i fucking hate 24 hour market, it's making me feel fomo for not buying into retard pumps overnight before they immediately go up at market open

[Anonymous No.55572447]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocfbbyIUn8

[Anonymous No.55572455]

>>55572447
400 SPY please my queen

[Anonymous No.55572477]

Buying stocks is so fun bros. I wish I had more money so I could buy more stocks.

[Anonymous No.55572484]

>>55572222
take your meds

>>55572293
how would washing my ass make my dick smell less like cheese?

[Anonymous No.55572487]

>>55572477

[Anonymous No.55572491]

>>55572248
the megumin anime just feels like some fan appeal crap.
of course we all want more megumin, but just megumin is rather bleh

>>55572317
is that the fucking wide eyed bitch from queen’s gambit?

[Anonymous No.55572492]

I completely understand why the homeless choose to stay in big cities on the West Coast. The weather is fucking absurdly steady. Yesterday was one of the hottest days ever in the Silicon Valley (San Jose etc) where it was 105ish.

But a 40 minute drive to San Francisco and it was literally 65 and breezy, which is actually a bit warm for SF still. Really surreal how microclimates work.

[Anonymous No.55572496]

>>55572491
Yes. I was making an alien joke. She is also regularly posted in /smg/ and it antagonizes certain anon, which I find amusing.

[Anonymous No.55572497]

>>55572433
that’s a man.
c’mon already, let’s see that feminine bepis

[Anonymous No.55572507]

>>55572248
Mushoku Tensei, naturally.

[Anonymous No.55572509]

>>55572496
I’ve seen the alien references before with that wide-eyed bitch.
That looked like a clip from early in her career or something, it’s hooking my attention

[Anonymous No.55572520]

>>55572492
>But a 40 minute drive to San Francisco and it was literally 65 and breezy
mind blown.
maybe I need to go street camping over there and give another slice of american street hookers a taste of my dick cheese

[Anonymous No.55572528]

>>55572248
I will be watching the level 1 demon lord and 1 room hero this season. Psychologically I can't watch an anime that I read the manga of, but I will recommend giving Helck a try too.

[Anonymous No.55572548]

>>55572307
you're telling me

>>55572497
>that’s a man.
as opposed to....
c'mon nigga, read the filename again.

[Anonymous No.55572585]

>>55572233
They also let you launder cash. But really the cafe attached to laundromat is gigachad. People sit there and order drinks.

[Anonymous No.55572592]

>>55572492
Medellin in Colombia is like that too. City of eternal spring and desperate Venezuelans.

[Anonymous No.55572733]

WHO TF IS BUYING NTR AND MOS?!?!?!
PLATINUM IS ALSO AN INSANELY GOOD BUY, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
>>55572477
Bot?
>>55572487
>Dwyer
the goat, next to Bill Hwang.

[Anonymous No.55572755]

>>55572733
>WHO TF IS BUYING NTR AND MOS?!?!?!
I hold some LXU

[Anonymous No.55572758]

>>55572447
INTC (dow component) same timeframe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

[Scoopsicus, The Poop !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55572772]

>>55570288
Yes, that is EXACTLY what happened.

[Scoopsicus, The Poop !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55572791]

>>55570699
don’t fucking do this.
I literally work with trannys and poos.

>>55570691
HVAC or electricity.
If you’re feeling plumbing, just do software engineering bootcamp instead because you’d get paid more to work with poos all day

[Anonymous No.55572798]

>>55572733
I didn’t know Britler and Anna were on that podcast.

[Anonymous No.55572799]

>>55572772
Don’t forget, the NBER (or whatever its called) can just wave their magic wand and call last year’s textbook recession the real recession all along but everything is good now because they say so!

[Anonymous No.55572809]

what do you think of this chart?

[Anonymous No.55572816]

>>55572798
It's live. The nerd next to her in her boyfriend? Figured if that can get muttany, then maybe Rocker can too.
I heard he was into race mixing...
>>55572809
>obamna sonic
Based, and would be buying into that clear uptrend.

[Anonymous No.55572818]

>>55572809
>HarryPotter...
Can you fuckin cryptofags leave /smg? There might be scam stocks, but crypto is nothing but scams. The names aren't even funny anymore.

[Anonymous No.55572830]

>>55572816
I can’t handle that show. It’s too annoying even when they have someone I like.

[Anonymous No.55572833]

>>55572809
The pump and dump has begun.

Buy the coin, and then sell for a profit when the price momentum ends and the volume drops.

[Anonymous No.55572837]

>>55572818
>but crypto is nothing but scams
tbf Bitcoin is literally the *only* actual cryptocurrency, and is worth buying into. Regardless of price, simply due to beliefs and understanding of what you're buying. It is still speculating, though.
Also, the rest of the crypto/defi world is all scams.

[Anonymous No.55572842]

>>55570037
It's another episode of LMT is going to beat earning again and your a big idiot if you don't buy now

[Anonymous No.55572848]

>>55572842
Isn't buying into earnings, hoping that it'll go your way; almost always a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.55572856]

>Yet another China FUD
Jesus christ they really can't get their crap together, can't they? Of course metals/oil take a huge dip. The only hope left for commodities is a huge stimulus package. This is not looking good.
Then again, this is looking amazing for the US which is poised to take over the world again

[Anonymous No.55572858]

>>55572837
I agree with this. I believe in Bitcoin and I don’t touch anything else in the crypto world.

[Anonymous No.55572865]

>>55572837
Nobody can tell you the actual worth of Bitcoin. You cannot go and say "Bitcoin should be this or that". How many have been wrong during this cryptodrop as to where the bottom is?

With OIL and other commodities you can actually have a price that makes sense, despite big banks talking shit like Goldman with their 100$ OIL forecast. They are wrong cause they want you to pump their bags and later revise it down. You yourself can actually think about a fairprice judging from data (weekly petroleum report, OPEC report etc). With bitcoin there is nothing but sentiment and inflation fears.

[Anonymous No.55572894]

>>55572858
Neither do I. I used to mine Eth, back in mid 2017 to mid 2018. 100% BTC maxi now, though. It's really simple, once you actually learn about this stuff; and finance.
>>55572865
Yeah, I get that.
I think more simply put; you should be buying Bitcoin, because of *what it is*. You're correct that no one knows the true value/worth of BTC. But it has value, even if that's only a small amount (unlikely). The tech and capability behind it, is immense. Who cares the price? Maybe it'll be worth $90, maybe it'll be $9,000,000

[Anonymous No.55572914]

>>55572816
imagine thinking women have anything to say lmao. you should only be following female “influencers” of any kind to look at pictures of them, and even that makes you a simp at best.

[Anonymous No.55572917]

>>55572791
HVAC is annoying since you end up having to work in harsh conditions like AC going out in middle of summer etc. Electrical I would think takes the most training + dangerous and sometimes working from extreme heights.. But extremely good pay and strong union I think.

[Anonymous No.55572920]

>>55572894
>Who cares the price? Maybe it'll be worth $90, maybe it'll be $9,000,000
The people that bought in above that price and thought they'd make money? What's the percentage of people who care about the technology? 0,05%? It's nothing but a new market to make money off.

For me there is no value. For a currency it's too volatile. Not backed by gold, not backed by trust.

[Anonymous No.55572927]

>>55572920
it does offer trust, you can trust it not to be remotely disabled by any government or shadowy organization so long as you own your keys

[Anonymous No.55572931]

>>55572920
>For me there is no value.
It’s currency that the government can’t steal and can’t inflate. That’s where the value comes from. The more I learn about Bitcoin the more it makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.55572936]

>>55572914
It helps with understanding the zeigeist. Using social media in any form (Aside from anon news gathering), is pathetic.
>>55572920
>there is no value.
Fair enough. It's a big speculation, for me. So I'm definitely seeing where you're coming from. More of a, 2-5% of my investable cash, kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.55572943]

>>55572927
Isn't it banned in a few countries?

>>55572931
You think big banks can't fuck with the prices by buying and selling hard? After all you buy it with Fiat money and to that you want it converted in the end back too.

[Anonymous No.55572956]

>>55572936
agreed.

[Anonymous No.55572961]

>>55572943
>you want it converted in the end back too.
No I don’t. I want to use it instead of dollars.

[Anonymous No.55572963]

>>55572848
Almost always yes, but with everyone and there dog buying up f35s and HIMARS like candy, I'd say it's a safe bet, they've beat earning twice now and the chart is bullish

[Anonymous No.55572970]

>>55572943
As a former /pmg/ chad, these arguments can be used against PMs, as well. The value is in the ability to transfer wealth, without a middle man who has the authority to deny my transaction.
The further we move towards CBDCs, the more we will need ways to circumvent govt control.
Do you really want expiry dates placed upon your CBDC pay check, in the future? Or do you want to find ways to circumvent, these inevitable govt interventions.

[Anonymous No.55572986]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjFAZKWKVo

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.55572990]

>>55570844
He was on CNBC a week ago saying we had a lot more to run.

[Anonymous No.55573001]

>>55571331
>Debt slave
lmao

[Anonymous No.55573015]

>regional bank earnings this week

[Anonymous No.55573036]

dear sector rotation nerds, how do we feel about XLU or XLV?
or is there something else good on the come up?

[Anonymous No.55573067]

>>55570472
I'm sick of niggers too, fren. But we have to keep our humor about it.

[Anonymous No.55573096]

lots of crabbing for this week

[Anonymous No.55573129]

Fucking hell, Paul Harrel just announced he has pancreatic cancer.

[Anonymous No.55573131]

>>55570201
Lmaoooo this nigga really posted imgur links

[Anonymous No.55573176]

>>55573036
XLU is very likely to continue decreasing in price in the near future. XLV is slightly more bullish, but it is very cyclical and has been stagnant for weeks. Both of these sector funds have not generated greater returns than the S&P 500.

The best-performing S&P sector funds that are currently undervalued relative to the SPX index are XLC, XLI, and XLB.

[Anonymous No.55573178]

>>55572837

Unfortunately Bitcoin has been wash-traded up and pumped via stables in what is basically a counterfeiting/ponzi scheme. True value in crypto would come from use, either as digital gold (i.e. central banks buy it), or as digital cash (i.e. money for the common man to do illegal shit).

Basically I'm waiting for Binance to finally get taken apart by the Feds, and once maxis are roping I'll be buying XMR in preparation for the west to become an even gayer dystopia full of social credit scores and other commie bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55573186]

>>55570472
No, racism is a moral necessity

[Anonymous No.55573201]

>>55573178
Which network is easier to 51% attack?

[Anonymous No.55573223]

Time to buy puts or wait a little longer?

[Anonymous No.55573241]

>>55573201
yes

[Anonymous No.55573244]

>>55573201

Not the issue. Big price distortions from rampant fraud are a problem, as is a lack of a real use case. XMR has the use case but BTC coming apart will drag down everything.

[Anonymous No.55573262]

>>55572990
Oh damn you’re alive

[Anonymous No.55573273]

>>55573176
Thanks for the insights.
I was considering some of these with the 200 SMA LRS, although, XLB, XLC, and XLI are trading well above theirs.

You're right with XLV, seems to be crabbing between a range currently, plus hovering around a death cross too.

[Anonymous No.55573295]

I always do the opposite of you gay tranny retards so I'm buying oil

[Anonymous No.55573296]

stonk go down

[Anonymous No.55573314]

>>55572990
Grim!

[Anonymous No.55573346]

MUMU ALERT MUMU ALERT THE DAQ IS GREEN THE DAQ IS GREEN

[Anonymous No.55573348]

only 1000 points before ath on nazdaq

[Anonymous No.55573429]

>>55572970
China data again worse than expected and the market pumps. All a scam

[Anonymous No.55573432]

>>55573429
China being shit is bullish

[Anonymous No.55573448]

>>55573432
Fuck your schizo
>Stimulus
permabull bullshit

[Anonymous No.55573502]

MY UNLIMITED TURBO GOT KNOCKED FUCK

[Anonymous No.55573546]

>>55573429
one of the largest economies in the world only grew by 6% instead of 7%

OH NO IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.55573552]

>>55573546
yes

[Anonymous No.55573679]

So why are we dumping into earnings season? Are we about to find out the recession is here?

[Anonymous No.55573737]

Why europe is shitting the bed?

>t.europoor who bought LVMH at $900

[Anonymous No.55573752]

>>55573737
Europe's in recession and China's GDB growth came in below forecast.

[Anonymous No.55573763]

>>55573752
Should i short cac40 then?

[Anonymous No.55573773]

>>55573763
Idk

[Anonymous No.55573852]

Is it possible the Chinese are lying? If so over or under reporting?

[Anonymous No.55573961]

this market makes me want to kms

[Anonymous No.55574010]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55574240]

SVOL bros

[Anonymous No.55574249]

Has there ever been a time like this where even permabulls thought there was going to be a recession and we actually had a soft landing

[Anonymous No.55574257]

>>55573852
>Is it possible the Chinese are lying?
Lmao.
Babby's first Chinese economic data print.
Yes. Not only is it "possible" but every single data print that comes out of China, they are lying.
Mind you that US data is also lying - has been for 2+ years - we just wait a month or two and then offer huge "revisions".
However the Chinese in particular are even more brazen than any other country for economic data prints. For them, the point of the data is propaganda showing how effective their leadership is. They lie ***always*** by saying that things are better than they actually are.
So if you see a print where they missed expectations big, rest assured that they actually missed by a fuck load more, and that these are the manipulated / lying data set, the best that they could do when lying was this bad of a miss.
However all market participants are aware of this about China, so everyone reads between the lines.

[Anonymous No.55574348]

smg is dead, which means stocks go up

[Anonymous No.55574351]

>>55574348
I'm waiting for some cuck to make a new thread

[Anonymous No.55574381]

>>55574351
>>>55574378
here you go

[Anonymous No.55574382]

>>55574351
This is the final /smg/.

[Anonymous No.55574398]

>>55574249
1945 - yield curve "inverted", many expected recession - post war boom prevented it; however, this inversion is not a normal one, as the Fed was controlling the yield curve until the war ended, then was allowing short term bonds to be changed but not the long term - so I wouldn't really say it counts
1966 - government spending caused inflation; yield curve inverted - Fed able to reduce inflation without causing a super hard landing - mild recession in 1969
1989 Japan bubble crisis - however mild recession did occur 1990-91 USA savings and loan crisis too
1998 Asian Financial Crisis - however the can just got kicked for several years (2000-2001 blow up)
2005-2006 - yield curve inverted in 2006; everyone expected recession, they were able to kick the can until 2008 blow up
2019 - yield curve inverted, pandemic excuse to unleash liquidity globally to prevent systemic blow up, kicked the can
2020 - covid fears of recession; absurd government spending kicked the can (as GDP is Consumption + Investment + Government spending + (exports - imports) --- if you increase government spending through borrowing, you're not in a recession
Chat GPT:
>I apologize for any confusion caused. You are correct in noting that in the examples provided, the recessions were either mitigated, delayed, or occurred but were mild. The only example where a recession was avoided entirely, as per the information available, was the example of 1945.
>I apologize for any misunderstandings earlier and appreciate your clarification. While there have been instances where yield curve inversions were followed by milder or delayed recessions, finding examples where a recession was completely avoided despite an inverted yield curve can be more challenging.
So really only 1945 - a lot of fears of the economy going down the shitter after transitioning to peace; with the Federal Reserve having done yield curve control for the whole war -- very, very different situation than the one we are currently in

[Anonymous No.55574868]

>>55574398
>ShillGPT