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55565901 No.55565901 [Reply] [Original]

what stops me from cutting trees in national forests and selling them for firewood?

>> No.55565910

>>55565901
There was an anon who'd do that at night on a government owned island. Think it was on large river. Only libtards care about muh environment

>> No.55565911

>>55565901
bro, DNR and BLM will have you in a cell getting ass raped by giganigga faster than you can yell "TIMBER."

>> No.55565912

You'll get rekt. Park rangers will shoot you.

>> No.55565921

>>55565901
why not steal firewood from a store instead? way less hassle

>> No.55566052

>>55565901
Bullets possibly. But more likely your poor health, low initiative, and lack of a vehicle large enough.

>> No.55566057

>>55565901
Just glue a bunch of junk mail together into the shape of firewood. You're not smart enough to not get caught doing the other thing.

>> No.55566058
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55566058

I smoke 1 cigarette a day.

>> No.55566280

>>55565901
Fuck around and I’ll burn your forest down

>> No.55566458
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55566458

>>55566058
I just quit smoking. I'm going to start looking for houses in a week.

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>>55565901
you lack the motivation to do it, and the strength not to shit your pants when a lawsuit comes your way
you can start building mental strength by blowing up your house, and detach yourself from all material things, and of course live in the woods away from the society
that or just start betting part of your salary on memecoins like VINU, after all this is just a glorified casino, panic attacks are the norm here

>> No.55566535

>>55565901
the law