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>Just got fired from my job

Yeah.... I'm thinking I'm back.

>> No.55552344

Grats, Get that unemployment

>> No.55552367

>>55552311
How do I get fired?

>> No.55552372

>>55552311
Checked
How did you get fired?

>> No.55552379

>>55552367
>>55552372
OP here, posting from phone in toilet idk if my id is the same but I got caught sucking off another guys dick in the bathroom stall

>> No.55552378

>>55552311
based

>> No.55552521

>>55552311
Absolutely based and employment insurance pilled.

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>>55552311
>tfw make too much money to quit my job

>> No.55553455

>>55552534
My firing broke the chains on my gilded wagie cage.
Hence, why I'm thinking I'm back.

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>>55552521
>thinks it pays out when you get fired

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Well done my good man.

>> No.55554219

2 reasonably large corporations have had to alter their employee handbook after me.

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based

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>>55552311
Welcome back friend

>> No.55555011

>>55552379
Nice.
How big and tasty was It?

>> No.55555103

>>55552311
I've been trying to get fired at my job. Fucking clients, screaming at clients, calling out multiple times a week, going home early and not telling my manager and still nothing

>> No.55555136

>>55554219
Story

>> No.55555137

>>55552311
>>55552379
>>55555011
Kek

>> No.55555308

>>55552311
based as hell

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>>55552311
I'm jealous, I want to get fired too

>> No.55555887
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55555887

Same, three months ago. I want Arkham to drop so I can larp as a detective, way more fun than just copytrading day after day staring at the same old charts.

>> No.55555892

>>55552311
>>55553455
back to what, poverty?
you know youll have to find a job soon, right?
hope you dont bring up the "im le epic programmer i make 300k a month im actually rich" bullshit, its always the same with you faggots

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>>55555887
what do you mean larp as a detective

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>>55555897
It's p much a marketplace to sell and buy info on projects so people can call out scams and take bounties on specific things/groups of interest/projects. It sounds fun.

>> No.55555907

>>55554219
never happened.
>>55555136
it never happened.

>> No.55555915

Enjoy, faggot. Any plans on what to do next or are you just enjoying your freedom? Also remember that if you want to take a short vacation, take care of your savings. Don't blow them away like nothing.

>> No.55555916

>>55555887
>go to tradingview
>go to discussions on coins that do well on the regular (ltc, bnb, etc)
>copy paste what people do
>make money
>get out and not get greedy
i dont get the hatred for copytrading, it's very simple.

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>>55555887
Based. I got so much info on bullshit scummy groups (mainly discord) coordinating pumps and dumps and shit like that I saved and organized out of sheer boredom. Can't believe I'll get paid for simply handing it over lol fuck them all

>> No.55555924

>>55555901
nice, i wonder how viable that is. what if a few whales/rich guys buys the devs later down the line to keep their scams hush?
interesting idea nonetheless. hope it blossoms, pajeets must suffer.

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>>55555921
>>55555921
Holy shit same, coffeezilla got me into researching bullshit out of sheer curiosity. My favorite past time.

Thanks for the heads up on this thing.

>> No.55556037

>>55555136
One was a dwi in a company vehicle, the other was refusing covid tests.

>> No.55556126

>>55552311
Unfathomably based
>>55553455
Tell us what happened anon. Smoking in the office? Insubordination to your weak and effeminate superiors? A spot of rape in the broom closet perhaps?