/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55541583]

Mumus Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55541600]

>>55541583
>NKLA
>up 60% today
why is the fake truck company up?

[Anonymous No.55541619]

>>55541600
AI powered vehicles

[Anonymous No.55541620]

Sqqq has been crabbing for 3 hours straight now. We reached the bottom. Tqqq fags on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.55541630]

1993: pizza within 30 minutes, or it's free!

2023: pizza within three hours, or we'll give you $5 off the convenience fee on your next order of $30 or more (not including tax, service fee, delivery fee, surcharge fee, regulatory fee, cart fee and 30% suggested tip

Fuck DASH and fuck UBER Eats, they need competitors with a much better model

[Anonymous No.55541632]

>>55541600
More buyers than sellers. Shouldn't be that surprising. Ask yourself: Who the fuck was actually holding that trash before today?
What is the cost basis where those bagholders would actually part with their shares?

[Anonymous No.55541631]

>funny money account now sits at +60%
CRASH ALREADY GODAMNIT BASTARD BITCH

[Anonymous No.55541645]

finally winning back my sofi losses, what's good to buy after I sell this piece of meme shit

[Anonymous No.55541647]

>>55541619
Move over electric, the future is AI! Dry lithium? More like dried up funding.

[Anonymous No.55541649]

OIL CHADS!!!

[Anonymous No.55541650]

>ON
Ooh golly Miss Molly

[Anonymous No.55541651]

>>55540968 #
>b-but muh CPI!
Nigger, houses is fucking Gary IN go for $150k:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2441-Calhoun-St-Gary-IN-46406/115785357_zpid/
$145k, sold in 2010 for $40k! And before you cry "cherry picked" I literally unironically posted the first house I found on Zillow for Gary with a sale in 2010.

Like I said, stop mainlining the koolaid, you're going to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.55541654]

>>55541620
I’d be inclined to agree, but my 250 shares at 32 can definitely go lower

[Anonymous No.55541678]

>>55541583
>Amazon Prime Day sale this year is biggest in history

Oh boy, can't wait to see how big the credit debt bubble will pop!

[Anonymous No.55541680]

>>55541620
>Sqqq
I still remember when BOIL kang was shilling this dogshit at $30+
Wonder what ever happened to him, haven't heard from him recently.

[Anonymous No.55541681]

yea i think im done today

[Anonymous No.55541691]

Fuck all of them. I’ve had it so bad with delivery services. You pay a monthly fee, provide a generous tip to the driver, and they keep finding more ways to add more fees. I went to do an instacart order, & upon checkout saw a $7 “long distance fee”. It’s 4 miles!

[Anonymous No.55541694]

Post some sexy charts, submachinegun general.

[Anonymous No.55541700]

>>55541681
First of all: you're done.

[Anonymous No.55541707]

NVDA is the best stock

[Anonymous No.55541709]

WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM
WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM
BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD BAM-BA-LAM
THE DAMN THING GONE WILD BAM-BA-LAM

https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

[Anonymous No.55541728]

>>55541620
Lmao lol
Pamp eet

[Anonymous No.55541729]

>>55541700
THE BEARLEONE FAMILY DON'T GOT THAT KIND OF MUSCLE NO MORE.

[Anonymous No.55541732]

>>55541709

[Anonymous No.55541733]

Why is oil pumping?

[Anonymous No.55541734]

wtf happened with COIN today?

[Anonymous No.55541740]

>>55541734
Small win in SEC litigation.

[Anonymous No.55541741]

>>55541651
It seems to me the fed is much more concerned with wages, but they can't just come out and say that because it would look bad to the common pleb.

[Anonymous No.55541742]

>>55541583
Fuck i want to buy long dated puts on all these shit stocks that are pumping and on SPY also, but I don't want to get HEEEMED by good bank earnings or some bullish comment by jerome powell.

[Anonymous No.55541747]

>>55541678
I bought a recumbent bike on Amazon yesterday. Got a great deal on it.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55541750]

>>55541600
dude. there are lot of scam companies that are up. i'm guess people are liquidating their shorts before they get royally fucked up in this bull market

[Anonymous No.55541786]

>>55541747
>I bought a recumbent bike
fuck off to /n/ this thread is for stocks and stock market investing dicussions. Bike fags ruined that board and I won't let it happen again

[Anonymous No.55541789]

My funds finally settled. What else should I buy besides
>SOS
>RIVN
>NKLA
>SOFI?
I’m trying to 10x

[Anonymous No.55541799]

>>55541747
>recumbent
Damn imagine being the cyclist other cyclists make fun of.

[Anonymous No.55541807]

there's no reason to invest in anything else other than the mag7. everything else either carries too much risk or isn't optimal gains for a safe asset

[Anonymous No.55541809]

SOFT
LANDING

[Anonymous No.55541814]

>>55541786
Hey fuck you chud, I don't bike. I just bought a recumbent bike so I can exercise without having to go outside or see anyone.

[Anonymous No.55541816]

>>55541583
clown market bros.. we are so back

[Anonymous No.55541820]

Why are boomers and normies so obsessed with SPY? It literally doesn’t do anything, even if you had a shit ton of money to buy a milllion shares it only goes up or down 10% a year. Much better to buy TSLA or something no?

[Anonymous No.55541843]

>>55541733
the real question is why did it crash? that was bullshit

[Anonymous No.55541846]

>>55541820
They bet on options

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55541855]

>>55541789
>SOS
well shit dude... try bitfarms, hut8, or corzq if you have access to OTC if you're crazy.

https://greenstocknews.com/stocks/blockchain-stocks

have at it champ

[Anonymous No.55541870]

>>55541820
1:200 leverage

[Anonymous No.55541875]

>>55541820
Index are safer than an individual stock, for obvious reasons. That said, SPY is indeed a bit boring. This is why youone should be cheeky a buy NDX-100 2x leverage instead, with QLD for example.

[Anonymous No.55541881]

this is the new normal
this is our world now
ride the wave, anon

[Anonymous No.55541883]

Okay, we have officially hit the top. I will now proceed to short the entire market as of this post. Good luck, and have fun.

[Anonymous No.55541891]

>>55541747
HTF you gunna get that into your apt? Pix or didn’t happen.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55541895]

>>55541820
0tde options all day everyday.

[Anonymous No.55541906]

Yo, wtf, is this SLOMO trading?

[Anonymous No.55541907]

Got dam crypto stocks are poomping

[Anonymous No.55541911]

>>55541799
I miss this nigga like you wouldn’t believe

[Anonymous No.55541932]

>>55541883
t. me four times this year and only one was a tiny profit, other three ranged from modest loss to unacceptably large loss

[Anonymous No.55541938]

>>55541820
a $0.20 SPY move could be a $1000-2000 trade sometimes

[Anonymous No.55541942]

>>55541891
It won't show up assembled so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.55541948]

>>55541870
How do you get that

[Anonymous No.55541956]

>>55541942
>400lb weight capacity

[Anonymous No.55541964]

>>55541814
>recumbent
Possibly the only thing more faggoty then a tall bike.

[Anonymous No.55541966]

>>55541932
Please don't post gachashit

[Anonymous No.55541974]

2x leverage is better than 3x leverage bros!
Right?

[Anonymous No.55541977]

>>55541820
Peace of mind knowing your assets will increase is worth a lot, and SPY is the most profitable of the economic stablecoins. Maybe SPY on leverage or QQQ if you're feeling it.
Holding any individual position should be stressful, you need to watch earnings/news constantly because all companies can and will go to zero at some point, except for JPM and Standard Oil.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55541980]

>>55541964
is that even a thing?

[Anonymous No.55541981]

>>55541651
housing prices are tangential to normal inflation

[Anonymous No.55541982]

>>55541964
Why would you design a bike this way?

[Anonymous No.55541984]

StarLink IPO fucking WHEN?

[Anonymous No.55541995]

soooo time to short apple?

lost the majority of my profit off my PLTR shorts but no loss on my initial cost. still holding a few shares as it slowly climbs. ready for the next best thing and AAPL seems to be it, or NVDA

[Anonymous No.55541994]

>>55541956
>400lbs

[Anonymous No.55541997]

Ok I don't appreciate the jokes being made about me or my purchase and I want an apology now!

[Anonymous No.55541999]

>>55541942
I hope your larping because you can pick up those things up at goodwill for practically free.

[Anonymous No.55542002]

>>55541932
I will never short again

[Anonymous No.55542009]

Okay I have to go to work now. I have to train an new employee so I won't be able to shitpost or play chess like I normally do. I actually have to... work.
Markets are going to close near the high of day, by the way. Doom bull charging hard.

[Anonymous No.55542017]

>>55541974
Turns out 1x leverage wins. Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55542018]

>>55541997
Hope you get that max VO2 up lil nigga.

[Anonymous No.55542024]

>go to price tracking website
>the day before prime day everything hikes up 20-50%
>everything on amazon is as expensive as it was before or even more expensive

glad I have 200IQ and didnt fall for the oldest scam

[Anonymous No.55542025]

>>55541980
Yes, some folks even do jousting tournaments on them. Top tier retardation.

[Anonymous No.55542034]

Has anyone noticed the 2 yr dropping 100 points again?

[Anonymous No.55542035]

>>55541948
Marry into the tribe and cut off the tip of your son's penis

[Anonymous No.55542038]

>>55541999
I don't want somebody's used garbage. I want a new one just for me. They aren't expensive anyway.

[Anonymous No.55542043]

how do i stop being so scared..

[Anonymous No.55542054]

>>55541583
What chinese stocks are you loading up on before the upcoming CHINA SURGE, /int/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

[Anonymous No.55542055]

>>55542043
drunk trading

[Anonymous No.55542063]

>>55542043
invest money that you don't need for a long time, makes it easier

[Anonymous No.55542067]

[Anonymous No.55542072]

>>55542054
We already made fun of you last night for this, did you fucking see China's trade data this morning? Nobody wants to invest in them anymore.

[Anonymous No.55542074]

>>55542017
Actually, faggot, check ticker NVDL

[Anonymous No.55542075]

I just took my meds. Should I play it safe or go for growth?

[Anonymous No.55542078]

power hour lfg!

[Anonymous No.55542087]

>>55542038
>not wanting some women’s used exercise bike
I take it you’ve not been introduced to seat sniffing.

[Anonymous No.55542103]

>>55542074
Didn't exist until 6 months ago. Next.

[Anonymous No.55542106]

CAM ON SOXL

[Anonymous No.55542107]

>>55542043

[Anonymous No.55542111]

SOLD MY SOXL CALLS TOO EARLY TO GET INTO JPM CALLS I AM SO MAD I SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL 3:30

[Anonymous No.55542133]

You're still not buying calls are you anon?

[Anonymous No.55542147]

The market right now

[Anonymous No.55542151]

>>55542103
Cope

[Anonymous No.55542153]

>>55542133
No, I stopped buying a month ago. Missed the last rally tho

[Anonymous No.55542154]

FUCK
I sold SOXL earlier today (for a decent enough 15% gain) it's now going to 30 isn't it

[Anonymous No.55542160]

Oil bros.................. It is finally our turn

[Anonymous No.55542166]

my SOXL covered calls at 33 aren't feeling so good bros
SOX broke through resistance

[Anonymous No.55542168]

>>55542153
You're at least not net short right?

[Anonymous No.55542169]

>>55541814
based.. play d2r with a controller it's very effective

[Anonymous No.55542173]

>>55541964
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55542191]

>>55542147
Cope

[Anonymous No.55542202]

>>55542169
I figured I'd just watch my wife play vidya instead. It's too hard to play a necromancer with a controller.

[Anonymous No.55542207]

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55542213]

>>55542168
Imagine being at the other end of the warehouse and shit just falls down and you have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.55542217]

So why does mining stock keep going up but BTC doesn't? I get that Blackrock giving thumbs up to miner stock is bullish but without BTC doing anything at all it's very strange to see it double.

[Anonymous No.55542218]

>>55542169
>d2r
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGi3GH8AEj8

[Anonymous No.55542226]

>bullard is stepping down
This is the top signal. Once he's a regular citizen he's free to sell his assets. The big one is coming.

[Anonymous No.55542229]

>hold mag7 long
>never sell
>invest what i can each paycheck into more mag7
its that easy

[Anonymous No.55542231]

which one of you dumbass bobos is still shorting Nvidia? delete your account and go buy t bills

[Anonymous No.55542239]

I fomo'd into $COIN at 91 this morning.

[Anonymous No.55542240]

>>55542226
>Bullard
>Bear
Whomever writes this shit should be shot.

[Anonymous No.55542243]

>>55542202
I find it less boring when you're actually doing something. Racing games are good too

[Anonymous No.55542255]

>>55542151
Paying taxes just to convert over and scale up leverage on a 100x return after a decade long bullrun is the ultimate cope.
If you're considering swing trading, buying an illiquid ETF and paying transaction fees, management fee, hidden swap interest is cope when you can just buy NVDA yourself directly in IBKR and pay a minimal margin rate premium vs SOFR.

Not sure what it is that attracts retards like you to these inferior casino products.

[Anonymous No.55542263]

bros, it just keeps going up
Im up 1.25% today alone
If it werent for my BOI baggies I would be better

[Anonymous No.55542270]

>>55542243
Miko will keep me motivated.

[Anonymous No.55542271]

>>55542226
this is bullish because he's the most hawkish

[Anonymous No.55542276]

I’m now down 50% on my sqqq
I should never have tried

[Anonymous No.55542279]

I have $13.45 sitting in my fidelity account after recent buys and I can't add more till next paycheck.

What's a decent gamble for it?

[Anonymous No.55542284]

Is there an inverse crude etf?

[Anonymous No.55542297]

>>55542279
save it for next time

[Anonymous No.55542304]

>>55541583
Have you bought puts yet?

[Anonymous No.55542305]

>>55542284
drip is my favorite and kold

[Anonymous No.55542309]

>>55542168
I’m net short on my trading account. I’m in cash with my 401k and long in another account

[Anonymous No.55542315]

>>55542284
SCO, but its a -2x ETF. There is no other, afaik

[Anonymous No.55542323]

>>55542304
So what went wrong?
>cope

[Anonymous No.55542326]

>>55542166
Is that a price you're comfortable selling at? My $25 CCs still haven't been exercised.

[Anonymous No.55542329]

>>55542255
>Not gambling with his Roth IRA
Dios mio, paypig

[Anonymous No.55542331]

>>55542304
>a cup and handle forming the largest the world has ever seen

[Anonymous No.55542339]

oh god my SOXL covered calls...

[Anonymous No.55542341]

>>55542154
Yes

[Anonymous No.55542347]

>>55541995
I'm -30% on my NVDS cuz I bought them too early but I'm averaging down and I'm not worrying.
It's a good time imo, I think NVDA is ahead of the market, they will fall first

[Anonymous No.55542348]

>>55542304
I did, surprisingly holding its value still. Worried it will run up to 452 to complete the macro cup pattern tho

[Anonymous No.55542367]

>>55542276
The Nasdaq 100 is the most pumped index.
QQQ has a tendency to outperform even when its underlying stocks are overvalued relative to their earnings.

[Anonymous No.55542375]

>>55542160
Oil bullin, that next CPI reading will get fucked

[Anonymous No.55542377]

I like developing country ETFs. So far ECH/EWT/EWW/THD/VNM. Anything I'm missing?

>tfw when no Africa and no face

[Anonymous No.55542380]

>>55542348
>>55542331
Where do you think it best to short and what expiration?

[Anonymous No.55542382]

>>55542331

[Anonymous No.55542392]

>>55542348
>just don't fucking dance

[Anonymous No.55542397]

>>55542367
What am I being told here exactly, not to short tech?

[Anonymous No.55542398]

>>55542326
yeah it'd be fine, around 32,000 dollars of profit. i'd rather keep holding to hit long term cap gains though.

[Anonymous No.55542414]

>>55542380
I bought a bunch of $445 puts expiring tomorrow to sell at open if the banks fuck up on earnings. *Not investment advice

[Anonymous No.55542429]

I have 5k euros sitting in my bank account doing nothing, where should I invest them long-term? Some ETFs should be an appropriate option, I think. Also, is it even a good time to invest them, actually? Or should I wait?

[Anonymous No.55542437]

power 1/3 hour lfg

[Anonymous No.55542442]

>>55542348
The bubble is bursting

[Anonymous No.55542444]

>>55542329
I'll concede that point. Margin restrictions on IRAs cuck self-managed strategies, leaving LETFs as the preferred option.
Personally, I don't have enough in my IRA to care relative to my main portfolio.

[Anonymous No.55542460]

>>55542348
And here it goes to 452 god dammit

[Anonymous No.55542480]

>bullish
>line goes up
>stay bullish
>line continues to go up
>stay bullish
>line continues to go up
>sell half and place shorts
>line continues to go up
>dca more shorts
>line continues to go up
i am now breaking even. i dont know what to do anymore. can the line even go down?

[Anonymous No.55542488]

They're going to reveal UFOs soon
What stock do I buy? Will lockheed do well out of being exposed for having an ayy ship or will they get fucked somehow?

[Anonymous No.55542502]

>>55542414
you sure thats a good idea?

[COPE No.55542503]

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[Anonymous No.55542508]

>>55542480
I psychologically can't buy on green days even though every day is green

[Anonymous No.55542510]

>>55542480
No, and I'm also short. Not US, but it's also bad.

[Anonymous No.55542515]

>>55542276
Yeah you should try working on some risk management to get the fuck out way before -50% buddy

[Anonymous No.55542525]

>>55542502
Don’t matter to me I’m locked until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55542528]

>>55542488
I was wondering the same. I don't think lmt can reproduce it so it doesn't matter and the government will probably sue them or something for hiding from arrow and get the craft confiscated.

[Anonymous No.55542533]

the path to generational wealth has never been easier or more obvious: long TQQQ and never sell

[Anonymous No.55542537]

>>55542525
Same. Hopefully we open with a gap down.

[Anonymous No.55542540]

>>55542339
oshit, you gonna get exercised on?

[Anonymous No.55542541]

How can lower CPI and PPI pump the market this hard, when there will be hikes nontheless? If the hikes happen and inflation is low, that is even worse for companies.

[Anonymous No.55542542]

Rolling for TDD (Total Dollar Death)

[Anonymous No.55542552]

Jeeze soxl is back to 30 dollars? I really wish I had money to buy it when it was only 10 dollars.

[Anonymous No.55542572]

>>55542542
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.55542580]

Ehm guys....
SUPER MICRO COMPUTER INC COMPUTER

Totally not a bubble

[COPE No.55542584]

>>55542542

[Anonymous No.55542599]

>>55542542
DIE DOLLAR DIE AHAHAAHAHAAHAH A

[Anonymous No.55542605]

>>55542414
Why would you ever, out of all the Jews you could bet against, pick BlackRock

[Anonymous No.55542609]

>>55542580
Looks normal to me

[Anonymous No.55542645]

Literally just follow the trend retards, stop fighting it.

[Anonymous No.55542648]

bank bros are we buying jpm and C calls?

[Anonymous No.55542659]

>>55542552

[COPE No.55542662]

>>55542645
Nah they'd rather be all smug about losing.

[Anonymous No.55542664]

Fucking 0DTE niggers

[Anonymous No.55542665]

>>55542609
YThird Quarter Fiscal Year 2023 Highlights

YNet sales of $1.28 billion versus $1.80 billion in the second quarter of fiscal year 2023 and $1.36 billion in the same quarter of last year.

>For the fourth quarter of fiscal year 2023 ending June 30, 2023, the Company expects net sales of $1.7 billion to $1.9 billion

>For fiscal year 2023 ending June 30, 2023, the Company maintains its guidance for net sales from a range of $6.6 billion to $6.8 billion

MAINTAINS. They didn't even raise their guidance and the stock did almost 3x since May 2nd when they released earnings.

[Anonymous No.55542669]

>>55542645
They think they're smarter than the trend

[COPE No.55542677]

>>55542664
see
>>55542503

[Anonymous No.55542678]

THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE!!!! STOP BUYING STOP BUYING

[Anonymous No.55542680]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.55542683]

>>55542645
Nothing wrong being a bobo right now, as long as what you're bearish on is the US dollar.

[Anonymous No.55542689]

>>55542665
Official insanity rallye, will short this probably by year end if not earlier.

[Anonymous No.55542700]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55542721]

>>55542700
Only +2.4%.
I bought in after the rally started, sold early yesterday expecting a pull back.
Retard mumu rally from here on out, sell in September

[Anonymous No.55542728]

tomorrow's gonna be bearish as fuk, right?

[Anonymous No.55542735]

>>55542664
i'm learning portuguese because of her

[Anonymous No.55542739]

Remember, if a bank collapses tomorrow. That's bullish

[Anonymous No.55542745]

>>55542645
Did 2023 bulls follow the trend in 2022? I know based on actual numbers that they did not, and even with the crazy rally this year they are still underwater

[Anonymous No.55542749]

>>55542043
Have your faith outweigh your fear.

[Anonymous No.55542752]

What happened to the pastebin of terms and definitions that used to be linked in the OP?

[Anonymous No.55542756]

>>55539235
>>55539253
breddy gud

[Anonymous No.55542758]

>>55542728
For DXY, probably

[COPE No.55542759]

>>55542739
>BTFP

[Anonymous No.55542762]

>>55542700
Jackshit today. Couldn't trade with how it opened and how it acted intraday.

Cash: +$0
Funfolio: +1.18%
Overall: +2.28%

Do have a $TSLA 2 x $297.50/$300 spreads for next week going for the fun of it. They're currently +37.50% up and hoping $TSLA goes nuts and runs high. Overall, a boring day for me.

[Anonymous No.55542767]

>>55542700
+.22% gme + bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55542769]

>>55542700
Sold calls this morning for a cool $1k. Ready to lose my winnings on puts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55542771]

>>55542735
So she's brazilian?

[Anonymous No.55542775]

>>55542528
Yeah that would be the bad outcome
I heard a British company had had some success reverse engineering one, maybe I should buy some rolls Royce shares

[Anonymous No.55542776]

>>55542700
+1.13%. Checked btw

[Anonymous No.55542781]

>>55542700
I am having a good day today. All of my portfolio is green.

These are my top ten holdings of the day.

[Anonymous No.55542788]

>>55542700
+4%, took profits. gonna look for setups over the weekend

[Anonymous No.55542794]

If the market crashed 50% right now nobody would even care and non meme stocks would recover instantly, what percentage drop would the juden have to pull off for long term investors to actually get fucked

[Anonymous No.55542799]

>>55541741
Yeah, obviously, you DUMB NIGGER FAGGOT, that's what I've been saying. The entire fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate (parasitic transfer of resources from income earners to oligarchs). Short the Shitcoin. All statist shitcoins go to zero in the limit. Short. The. Shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55542804]

I think I have a problem. Whenever I have a losing play, I keep adding to it thinking I’ll make money back. I need to know when to cut losses.

[Anonymous No.55542807]

>futures
SPX back to 4507

[Anonymous No.55542826]

>>55542771
I think so from what other anons have posted about her

[Anonymous No.55542829]

>>55541694
Next stop: 33k? 40k? 100k? Who knows. But the miners sure thing something is up.

[Anonymous No.55542842]

>>55542794
It has to crash to form liquidity and run up further

[Anonymous No.55542844]

On days like this when the market pumps, do you bogglechads hold off from buying?

[Anonymous No.55542845]

>>55541733
June SPR dump's over. Now the Saudi production cuts come into play and Russia might actually be doing what they promised (a terrifying, if remote, possibility wherein they fuck the west)

You'd better hope Biden and Xi allow it to stay up here because they've both got reserves to dump on a moment's notice.

[Anonymous No.55542852]

>>55542829
Now, if Bitcoin is an inflation hedge, why is it going up with low inflation? What has bitcoin become? An inflation hedge, recession hedge, stock emulator, gold emulator, dollar hedgem all of it combined?

[Anonymous No.55542860]

>>55541981
>housing prices are tangential to normal inflation
>food prices are tangential to normal inflation
>durable goods prices are tangential to normal inflation
Stop mainlining the koolaid.

[Anonymous No.55542866]

>>55542845
Did Biden actually buy Oil now? It's a good distance above 70 again, and it looks very stable. It will fuck next CPI reading and be harmful for the economy.

[Anonymous No.55542887]

>>55542414
>>55542414
Are you in the green yet? I went short at 450

[Anonymous No.55542888]

>>55542860
being a contrarian with no evidence other than your feelings doesnt make you smart

[Anonymous No.55542890]

>>55542664
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.55542892]

>>55542852
You know how regular currencies are a gamble because you don't know how much a central bank will print? And how, gold has a steady supply inflation of a couple % a year from mining? Bitcoin has a halvening cycle that *reduces* its supply inflation in a stepwise manner. Pricing that in is what's influencing it right now.

That plus the sentiment cycle, SEC legal challenges being smacked down, and ETFs from Blackrock et. al. are overriding the inflation/recession/Nasdaq angles.

[Anonymous No.55542893]

Feeling frazzled about my trades lately. I’ve done nothing but lose money since the pump. What the fuck am I doing

[Anonymous No.55542908]

>>55542887
+12.50%

[Anonymous No.55542914]

>>55542866
Granholm did a test buy of like 2 or 3 million barrels. Crude is now well beyond their refill buy zone of 68-72, but the SPR still has another 2022-level dump left in it.

They'll likely save that for the election year but in the meantime if we see it tick up to 80, Xi has lord-knows-how-many barrels he can dump in China's reserve.

[Anonymous No.55542915]

>>55542852
It’s basically the gold of the digital age. It’s supposed to be money, but THEY won’t let it be, just like gold isn’t traded like money anymore. However it’s still in its infancy compared to gold, which is why it’s so volatile. Crypto is an asset class which in probably 20 years will be like the Nasdaq is now.

[Anonymous No.55542920]

>>55542890
That's hot.

[Anonymous No.55542925]

>>55542892
Stop lying to stockniggers about btc. The halving is still a year away and the blackrock etf will be bearish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55542929]

My calls are going to anally rape me tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55542941]

>>55542925
Halvenings are always priced-in in advance. Boomer bucks flowing in via official ETFs is a new bid, not some "sell da news" bearish catalyst.

[Anonymous No.55542940]

>>55542929

[Anonymous No.55542959]

>>55542380
Where: Any statist shitcoin.
When: Any time.
Price Target: Zero.

[Anonymous No.55542973]

>buy stock
>sell call above current price a few months out
>come back a few months later
>repeat
>25-33% return each time
This is literally too easy

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55542992]

i'm up like 10% on some of my accounts thanks to fucking MARA.

[Anonymous No.55542993]

>>55542892
>Bitcoin has a halvening cycle that *reduces* its supply inflation in a stepwise manner.
Why would miners keep mining when the payout is uneconomic? Isn't this just a timebomb for bitcoin?
Seems like the whole thing has to keep repricing infinitely higher or else it implodes.

[Anonymous No.55542994]

>>55542217
Look at their market caps, they're tiny as hell. So even a couple funds or ETFs throwing money at them causes their price to explode.

[Anonymous No.55543024]

>>55542973
>hold cash
>buy weekly calls on NVDA at lunch time
>sell them 5 minutes before market closes
>repeat
>50% return each time
I quit my job last week

[Anonymous No.55543030]

>>55542973
this but I also sell a put.

[Anonymous No.55543032]

>>55542993
>Why would miners keep mining when the payout is uneconomic? Isn't this just a timebomb for bitcoin?
Lower coin payouts are balanced by higher Bitcoin prices. Miners also earn money off transaction fees.

You're right however that this is a fundamentally ponzi dynamic. Only something like Monero is an actual currency with currency dynamics and "real" demand, because drug dealers use it.

However if you object to that I'll point you at gold, or NKLA, or NVDA stock.

[Anonymous No.55543048]

What's the next crisis? I would say population collapse with all the tranny bullshit but that will take 5-10 years

[Anonymous No.55543057]

>>55542700
+$80 realised. only need a hundred thousand more trades to make it.

[Anonymous No.55543074]

>>55543048
idk student loans ruining Christmas sales maybe?

[Anonymous No.55543079]

>>55542914
And he certainly will dump that and help the US despite his country not benefitting cause they are in a slowdown anyways?

[Anonymous No.55543086]

Why did I think I could short the market

[Anonymous No.55543099]

>>55541820
Indexes outperform individual stocks. Also with indexes you don't have to be paying attention to the market/news. Theoretically speaking you can outpefrom the market but the majority of active traders underpeform SPY

[Anonymous No.55543106]

>>55543079
They're crazy flexible when it comes to monetary and economic policy. So I could see them dumping different amounts of oil on any given day.

Remember, their goal is a weak Yuan (to help exports and stimulate) but not a collapsing one (which'd happen with $80, $90, $100 oil).

[Anonymous No.55543116]

>Be Home Depot wagie
>Have a preference for bbw milf customers
>One day by myself in breakroom
>Just casually eating lunch
>Female coworker comes in
>Rather short and petite 30 something yr old latina with big lips and cute face
>Recognize her and only spoke to on occasion
>She grabs lunch and sits next to me
>But rest of the chairs are empty and no one else around
>Try to talk but for some reason she sounds nervous
>She just fidgets around with her food and looks at phone most of the time
>Had to go back to work but I noticed she kept looking at me as I walked out the breakroom after saying bye

What the fuck was that? Bearish for me when it comes to women?

[Anonymous No.55543125]

>>55542888
>uhh sorry chud, I have Official Government Numbers, what do you have other than the market prices of everything?
Bro, I'm giving you The Answer, backtest it, all you have to do is Short the Shitcoin, it is that simple, it has always been that simple, over ever period in all of history. Stop mainlining the koolaid and Short the Shitcoin.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55543129]

>>55542217
they work on both BTC and market sentiments.
also MARA was trading around 20 dollars when BTC was around 34k. so it isn't that crazy. once BTC hits 40k then mara should be hitting 40-50 range. just fyi.

[Anonymous No.55543130]

>>55541820
Lowest bid/ask ratio I’ve seen on options. Bid/asks are so wide on other tickers it makes selling a contract a guessing game

[Anonymous No.55543135]

>>55543106
Aren't they setting the yuan everyday themselves at a certain price against the dollar? That's what I read at around 3-4 am (german time) at least every day.

[Anonymous No.55543144]

>Put 10k in stocks last month
>Market dips then crabs for 3 weeks
>Finally making a profit with NVDA jumping over the last two days

Feels good to suck

[Anonymous No.55543150]

What the fugg happened to bartcoin and coinbase today?

[Anonymous No.55543152]

>>55543116
Ask her if she needs any piping or if she can help you with some lumber.

[Anonymous No.55543176]

>>55543135
Yes, but ever hear of the offshore yuan market? Basically the PBOC has a fix and allows people to trade around it. They can pull things in one direction or another (and have recently been doing so to quite a large extent) but obviously that means burning their FX reserves.

[Anonymous No.55543184]

futures keep falling, we're gonna gap down tmrw arent we?

[Anonymous No.55543196]

>>55543116
This >>55543152. Ask if she needs her plumbing inspected next time you see her. Try saying it in Spanish.

[Anonymous No.55543197]

>>55543150
Judge ruled an altcoin (Ripple) mostly wasn't a security and that the SEC should fuck off.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55543200]

>>55543184
sounds likely. it was a wild day today

[Anonymous No.55543202]

>>55543152
she only works in the gardening section but I guess I can just ask for some random bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55543214]

>>55543125
just stop man its embarrassing

[Anonymous No.55543225]

>>55543116
I'm just going to assume that the one feeble attempt you made to start up a conversation consisted of you bringing up anime. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.55543226]

>>55543024
ok but what about red days? crab days?

[Anonymous No.55543228]

>>55543197
Oh fuck that’s actually big.

I should have bought much much more GBTC

[Anonymous No.55543238]

>>55543225
No, it was just the typical "how was your day?" and "How weather were having huh?". I never bring up animu shit at work because the zoomers won't shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.55543242]

>>55543226
you take the loss and make it back tomorrow. never hold ANYTHING over night

[Anonymous No.55543257]

>>55543238
Weird how that works. One of my zoomer employees asked me if I watched anime and not only did I say no, I didn't stick around for his rebuttal, just kept moving. I like you guys, but I can't stomach weebs.

[Anonymous No.55543258]

>>55543202
Ask if she needs any plowing.

[Anonymous No.55543262]

>>55543032
>Lower coin payouts are balanced by higher Bitcoin prices
Sure, but what makes the price go up?
Dollar printing is the common argument, but that will also increase the energy cost (in dollars). So it actually has to continue to see leveraged gains relative to the US dollar decay in order to match the mining cost for the most marginal miners. However, such leveraged gains would at some point lead to bitcoin overtaking the entire economy. Everything priced in bitcoin, everyone holds the entirety of their wealth in bitcoin. At that point, there is no longer any potential outperformance and the same fundamental problems persist. This is the logical conclusion of any asset. Nothing can outperform forever. There is no TAM beyond the scope of the entire global economy.

>Miners also earn money off transaction fees.
This requires constant demand for transactions. If the transaction fee becomes such a large percentage of the total value being exchanged, then why would anyone want to purchase anything in bitcoin?
And if there are no purchases, then once again => no funding for the miners. Back to the original issue. It's a contradiction.

When you really put some thought into the future of the halvenings, it seems inevitable that bitcoin one day will die as the network implodes due to inactivity and insecurity.
The stock market is also very ponzi-like, yes. The whole economy is a ponzi.

[Anonymous No.55543263]

>>55543048
Aliens showing up.
But retards here won't see how fucking bullish it is. 1492 on steroids. New technologies. New trade routes. Blue alien pussies.

[Anonymous No.55543272]

>>55543150
Flippening retro-future echoes. The real flippening, when Money(BTC) flips the Shitcoin(fiat)

[Anonymous No.55543280]

>>55543262
Yes and we're all going to run out of cheap energy and civilization will collapse at some point. That doesn't really tell you anything about investments over the next 1, 2, or 5 years.

[Anonymous No.55543282]

>>55543048
Mass bobo suicides decimating the workforce ironically causing the crash they once hoped to profit from.

[Anonymous No.55543289]

another amazing day in the stock market while listening to trance music

[Anonymous No.55543307]

>>55543280
We have oil and natural gas for centuries. All the talk of scarcity is bullshit to drive up prices.

[Anonymous No.55543316]

>>55543307
Digging around in Titusville is a lot different than a 5000 ft deep offshore well in Guyana.

Long RIG, TDW, and VAL btw.

[Anonymous No.55543341]

>>55543280
>doesn't really tell you anything about investments over the next 1, 2, or 5 years.
Nope, that's true. My best guess on that would be going off the log chart of bitcoin price in USD since inception that bitcoin shills love to post. Pretty clear that there's a tangential curve looking to someday peak around $100k/coin. Makes logical sense as that's somewhere in the same ballpark of gold.
Obviously DXY declines and general inflation increase that cap.

[Anonymous No.55543342]

today

[Anonymous No.55543344]

>>55543263
The discovery of the new world went poorly for the primitive natives tho.

[Anonymous No.55543350]

>>55543214
Brother, your entire "argument" (I use the term very loosely) rests on CPI being an accurate reflection of reality, which if you're a human living in the real world you know is bullshit. Stop mainlining the koolaid, it is going to kill you.

[Anonymous No.55543353]

nvdabros...we cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.55543361]

>>55543048
Hackers with quantum computers cracking every encryption known to man and making a bank run on all financial sectors

[Anonymous No.55543366]

>>55543342
>>55543353

[Anonymous No.55543406]

>>55543361
It's software, we can patch it, we have quantum resistant algorithms already. Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.55543409]

Market will top off and once you dumb faggots close your shorts at a loss.

[Anonymous No.55543410]

Can anyone explain why the stock market doesn't give a fuck about interest rates anymore?

[Anonymous No.55543422]

>>55542700
+1.86%

[Anonymous No.55543434]

>>55543410

[Anonymous No.55543442]

>>55543410
I believe that after the last FOMC, it is understood "the end is in sight" for raises.

[Anonymous No.55543441]

>>55543410
DXY is declining with long term rates, extremely shitty companies are going up double digits every day. This is just another 'muh pivot' rally combined with a short squeeze on impatient and stupid people that improperly sized their positions.

[Anonymous No.55543456]

>>55543410
Why should it give a fuck? Why should Apple or Microsoft or Google give a single fuck about interest rates in the first place, as if they were filthy startups? The mere fact they went down in the first place is completely dumb. Which is why I bought when /smg/ was doomposting like the dumbfuck they are.
Much like I bought oil stonks in March 2020.

[Anonymous No.55543461]

>>55543410
Because everyone is getting euphoric about "peak rates" and partying like it's 2021.

[Anonymous No.55543482]

>>55543350
you dont get to dismiss cpi data as not being accurate without any proof
you are a schizoid that thinks the world conforms to your view

[Anonymous No.55543485]

>>55543409

This. been making $500 a day for the past 3 months scalping puts all the way up. Who the fuck says bears are losing all their money?

[Anonymous No.55543499]

>>55543456
>t. Retard who's never heard of DCF model

[Anonymous No.55543521]

>>55543499
>>55543456
>>55543442

Ending rate hikes because of rapid "deflation" is not bullish...in fact you could argue that rapid deflation is what will lead to a severe earnings decline. Companies make bigger profits when inflation is high and prices are high

[COPE No.55543538]

>it's a bull trap

[Anonymous No.55543544]

>>55543410
>t-bill yields 5.5%
>money supply grows by 5.5%
huh, I wonder why no one cares about rates anymore?

[Anonymous No.55543555]

>>55543521
Prices won't be retreating on goods.

[Anonymous No.55543573]

>>55543410
Because high FFR just means USD shitcoins are getting minted at a faster pace
>>55543544
Checked and truthpilled

[Anonymous No.55543587]

There it is, there's the FAANG faggot that somehow thinks megacap tech is immune to consumer demand and they just print money out of thin air.

[Anonymous No.55543615]

>>55543242
so daytrading?
trying to go against the algo?

[Anonymous No.55543661]

>>55543482
I already posted proof, or do you think Gary Fucking Indiana(Illinois? who gives a fuck.) is a trannytech growth town? McDoubles started on the $1 menu, what's a mcdouble cost now you dumb faggot? The market is not going up, the shitcoin is going DOWN

[Anonymous No.55543672]

>>55543410
are you all retarded?
have you seen how rates have moved in the last 5 days?
what the fuck - I'm so disappointed, not a single anon pointed this out - every single response to this post is terrible
we have seen HUGE declines in interest rates, across the yield curve in just several days!
5% to 4.6% in the 2yr, 10yr 4% to 3.7%
It is literally why the market has rallied so hard
Jesus christ - /smg/ is filled with retards - not a single person could say this? Not a single person could point this out?
THE MARKET CARES ABOUT INTEREST RATES
IT IS WHY WE RALLIED
FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
>durrr it's because of the dollar!
The dollar went down because of rates going down you fucking faggots! Yes the dollar going down is bullish for equities, but the reason for the dollar going down is due to rates!!!! Fuck!
YIELDS MATTER
INTEREST RATES MATTER
IT IS WHY WE HAVE RALLIED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.55543695]

>>55543672
actually we rallied because its THE GOLDEN BULL RUN BABY

[COPE No.55543698]

>>55543672
We're going much higher too.

[Anonymous No.55543703]

>>55543615
This
>Average transaction time for:
>Profitable transactions (green)
>Losing transactions (red)

[Anonymous No.55543720]

>>55543672
i-is that the yield curve uninverting?

[Anonymous No.55543746]

>>55543720
Yes. However, right now the yield curve uninverting is being seen as bullish, that "oh the fear is alleviating, the crisis is unwinding!"
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/like-a-dark-cloud-disappearing-treasury-yield-curve-goes-less-negative-after-june-cpi-77a80013?
https://archive.is/Vvvk0
>‘Like a dark cloud disappearing’: Treasury yield curve goes less negative after June CPI
>The 2-year rate TMUBMUSD02Y was trading around 85 basis points above the 10-year yield TMUBMUSD10Y during the New York session — producing the least negative spread between the two yields in about a month. The 2s10s spread had been at more than minus 100 basis points as recently as last week, and was minus 92.96 basis points early Wednesday before the June consumer price index came out.
>A less negative 2s/10s spread reflects “a less sky-is-falling type of messaging,” said Bryce Doty, senior vice president and senior portfolio manager at Sit Investment Associates in Minneapolis. “It bolsters confidence when the curve isn’t so inverted because people view it as such an albatross, a sign of disaster. As that signaling dissipates, all of a sudden it’s like a dark cloud disappearing.”

[Anonymous No.55543748]

>>55543672
>we have seen HUGE declines in interest rates, across the yield curve in just several days!
There's no reason to point that out specifically because it's all part of the same move. Everyone with a brain already knows bonds are dumb money, a lagging indicator.
Now go ahead and reply to this with come cope about how the dudes buying 30y treasuries at 1.2% two years ago were actual geniuses.

[Anonymous No.55543758]

>>55543672
markets tank and the recession hits once the yield curve UN-inverts.

buckle up bros

[Anonymous No.55543772]

>>55543672
>are you all retarded?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55543773]

>>55543672
the dollar is about to bounce retard

[putsRnotDaWae No.55543791]

>Muh yield curve
Soft landing achieved, Powell and Biden are geniuses. You bobo fags lost, never bet against America again. SPX will be 6000 by EOY, NVDA $1000.

[Anonymous No.55543796]

PYPL?

[Anonymous No.55543815]

>>55543773
No. Not going to happen. UK has to continue to be aggressive, ECB has to continue to be aggressive, surprise rate increase from BoC, everyone else raising with aggressive rhetoric while Fed pussyfoots = their currencies will appreciate against the dollar.
The only way that dollar doesn't continue to fall is if 10yr crosses 4% again, and 2yr crosses 5% again; there aren't any catalysts for this to happen until next month minimum - either through Fed action / guidance, or through a reignition of inflation. If inflation goes back up, then the dollar will rise. Barring that, the dollar will continue to go down. And as it goes down, it will create a reinforcing cycle, where as the dollar falls, it makes commodities rise, which will make inflation worse across the world, where ECB, UK, BOC etc all will have to continue to be aggressive relative to US policy = their currencies appreciate, dollar fall

[Anonymous No.55543823]

>>55543791
SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.55543832]

Hi guys I don't post here very often and usually I just sit my money nice and tight in VOO but yesterday I felt the urge to SOXL and today made 6%, selling out just before close. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

[Anonymous No.55543845]

>>55543773
>>55543815
to be clear - there may be a short term bounce in the dollar just due to technicals / being oversold
but after this relief rally, the dollar will continue to fall, the fundamentals will continue to support the dollar falling

[Anonymous No.55543864]

This retard is still shitposting about his rates. lmao.
He cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.55543877]

>>55543773
No it won't if the Fed is stopping hikes, other central banks can't do that yet.

[Anonymous No.55543895]

>>55543832
Nice anon, congrats.

[Anonymous No.55543897]

baked
>>55543889
>>55543889
>>55543889

[Anonymous No.55543898]

So is this pump fake and gay or was the dump last year fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.55543924]

>>55543661
this could be an interesting conversation but youre just too fucking stupid unfortunately
>inflation is higher than they report because i said so
>house prices are higher because i said so
>mcdouble price is actually more accurate than cpi because i said so

[Anonymous No.55543944]

>>55543672
The market was gigapumping even as yields got close to October 2022 lows. The market doesn't care about high rates, it just looks for reasons to pump

[Anonymous No.55545376]

>>55542852
Bitcoin is a leveraged tech stock index fund emulator