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What can I do in this european shithole? I have a debt free apartment, tiny but worths 70k.
I got divorce and covid raped, but I need money right now.

What can I do? If I started waging tomorrow - which I can't- I would still need 4-5 months until I'm eligible for a loan.

What if my friend forged some income documents? Is it useless and risky attempt?

>> No.55537187

>need a $5,000 loan
>£5,000 would change my life
>need 5k loan
Get fielded.

>> No.55537195

>>55537187
Thx for or useless pajeet tier response.

>> No.55537199

>>55537178
would

>> No.55537202

>>55537178
I fucking love when women do trashy shit like that, god damn it.

>> No.55537205

>>55537178
why can't you start waging and just save

>> No.55537246

>>55537205
I would like to not explain right now but I need it so I can start waging. It would solve some health and mobility issues.

Now I just remember there are these lending options on binance, can I just get a loan from them and pay back when I can?

>> No.55537284

>>55537178
imagine if she pulled her panties off and it was dripping with nigger cum

>> No.55537297

>>55537199
>>55537202
shes not nearly attractive enough for this to be hot, just nasty

>> No.55537308

>>55537297
Fuck that she's got that Neville Longbottom thing going on it's hot as fuck. You know you'd Huffle and puff and blow her panties down.

>> No.55537309

Absolute pig of a woman yuck

>> No.55537311

>>55537195
Stop posting the same retarded blog posts then.

>> No.55537312

>>55537284
from memory she's a fat onlyfans whore on twitter now, so probably

>> No.55537349

>>55537297
Kys you cumgurgling faggot.

>> No.55537357

>>55537178
How can i get a gf like her

>> No.55537361

>>55537311
First time I'm posting this you retarded loser. Rope yourself you frustrated cunt why you post in this thread? Go shill your shitcoins.

>> No.55537386

>>55537361
>First time I'm posting
Sure OP.

>> No.55537457

>>55537386
Stop Id swapping you swarthy scammer

>> No.55537583
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>>55537297
Whatever incel.
>Captcha unironically is u

>> No.55537602

>>55537297
this

>> No.55537605

>>55537457
id is consistent, jsut two anons calling out your bullshit

>> No.55537712

>>55537605
There is no bullshit you schizo pajeet niggers I haven't posted here for over a. Year. Fucking microdick chinkoids. Take meds.

>> No.55537729

Post sharpie in pooper OP and I'll help you out

>> No.55537783

>>55537178
If you have crypto: isn't that what these lending platforms are for (note the liquidation risk)?

>> No.55537928

>>55537783
Yeah I just remembered this is an option but I have no idea how it works.
>note the liquidation risk)?
The what?

>> No.55538438

>>55537712
>I haven't posted here for over a. Year.
even worse
you are a summerfag

>> No.55538974

>>55537297
Her tatt above the knee is just the final nail in the coffin

>> No.55539855

>>55537783
Looked into binance lending and it's a pos. I can lose everything if it dips 20%. I can't take the borrowed crypto off of the platform.
Lending is such a joke pos for idiots I don't even understand. Just gambling with extra steps and risk.

>> No.55539871

>>55537178
She is almost certainly ran through, but I still would.

>> No.55539876

>>55539855
>Calls other ID flippers
>flips ID's and begs
Fuck off euro we all need 5k
I need 25k

Actually I need 100k go fuck yourself.

>> No.55539939

>>55537178
Sell your pics on onlyfans, shame htis aint you tho.

since this aint you and you have no idea who it is just get wolf pilled

Only wolves fuck chicks liek this

>> No.55539951

>>55537297
lmao

>> No.55539967

>>55537178
The right time to do something was 4-5 months ago. If can’t wait 4-5 months more I suggest you either beg your parents or contact any large gentleman in Brixton to be pimped out

>> No.55540045

>>55539876
Kill yourself microdick shitstain. Enjoy the dying board you ugly degenerate you will burn in hell.

I hope your family dies. Bunch of schizoid roaches.

>> No.55540086

>>55537312
Whats her onlyfans name?

>> No.55540107

>>55540045
>>55537361
>>55537457
You're the fucking cancer not me you europoor trash.

>> No.55540113

>>55537308

>Fetishizing Neville Longbottom

You are a homo bro

>> No.55540143

>>55537297
that's like a 20/10 in england though

>> No.55540165

They're laughing at her.

>> No.55540169

>>55540107
Your miserable life will not improve by impotently raging at randos, you waste your time itt you worthless stinky ugly roach for no reason at all.
Cockroach

>> No.55540214

>>55540169
You're begging, calling people scammers for "flipping ID's"
Now after flipping ID's yourself you're telling my family to die and for me to burn in hell for calling you out.

Literally the cancer that killed this board came from europe.

>> No.55540241

>>55537297
high iq post
cuckcels seething in the replies

>> No.55540276

>You're begging
Nobody begs here. I wouldn't touch your McDonald's money with a 10feet pole
>Now after flipping ID's yourself
Dynamic ip, your 50iq ass probably wouldn't get that concept

I hope your family dies you schizo raging niggeroid bug. Board died beucause of impotent losers like yourself. Gtfo and rope yourself.

Sorry not sorry your mom hated your chimp ass and dad only could touch you with his belt.

>> No.55540293

>>55540276
Rage more schizo begging europoor trash.
The person you're looking for left the board.

>> No.55540362

>no you
the impotent ugly virgin lashed out once more. Go shill your loser jeet coin 2.0.

Thread is about how to borrow money wihtout work and having assets.

>> No.55540541

>>55537178
wow..great legs. Ask your parents for money.

>> No.55540561

>>55537178
>Wedding ring

Yikes

>> No.55540792

>>55540541
No can do. Tried family, friends.
Without wageslave documents I can't get a loan even tho I have assets.
Lending borrowing platforms are scammy as fuck. Like risking my crypto for 65% of their value? What kind of bs deal is that?
Looks like I gotta sell some of my crypto but that's the only thing I wanna avoid.
Selling my apartment can take months.

Incredible because of 2008 boomers and strippers you can no longer get a mortgage without being wageslave faggot.

>> No.55540841

>because of 2008 boomers and strippers
Absolute state of your financial awareness. Get off this board OP. Big Short is not educational material.

>> No.55542400

>>55540841
Sorry you took that personally. I hope your stripper mom did not get burned much during the recession.

>> No.55542413

>>55537178
sex with dysgenic british slags

>> No.55542780

>>55537928
I figured you'd say that.
>>55539855
It works the same way as a mortgage works, just with crypto instead of a house as collateral.

>> No.55542827

>>55537297
That's one of the most BUSTED looking chicks I've ever seen. Lmao at all the genetic trash getting mad replying to this comment

>> No.55542833

>>55537297
That’s what makes it hot retard

>> No.55542861

>>55542780
Yeah but noemally I don't lose my house when it loses 25% of its value
I would borrow and use my crypto as collateral but I will only get 65% of its value and lose it all when it dips a lil. I can't see the practicality in that.

>> No.55542870

>>55542861
Yeah I could use 55k too beggar, I'm not gonna make threads and ID flip and sit like a nigger waiting for someone to respond.

>> No.55542875

>>55542833
This. She is nasty hot.

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>>55537178
>>55537284

>> No.55542881
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>>55537178
If you have around 800 usd you can buy access to the Blackswan bot for a lifetime. The trading bot uses AI to execute instant trades based on news releases. It helps you to enter positions before the market reacts, whether it's bullish or bearish news. You can specify the events you want to trade on. Their twitter/website has more info on it

website: blackswan dot biz

>> No.55543012

>>55542881
Nobody sells profitable trading bots. I don't trust this at all.

>> No.55543146

>>55537187
>>55537195
>>55537199
>>55537202
>>55537205
>>55537246
>>55537284
>>55537297

What do you think it smells like

>> No.55543171

>>55537178
female humor
>teehee im such a whore

>> No.55543440

>>55537297
Agreed. I wonder if there's a word for when a woman is so slutty that it's not even hot but just gross instead

>> No.55543460

>>55540143
bongs make up a majority of /biz/ besides the pajeetposters

>> No.55543604

>>55543146
fish market