/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55532199]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>55530444

[Anonymous No.55532214]

This is a market none of you have ever experienced before. Glownigger market. Hidden Tigers are everywhere.

[Anonymous No.55532221]

>Split threads
>Both are memeshit
Ooohh baby I can feel a shitpost power hour coming on.

[Anonymous No.55532224]

don't forget your JPM calls

[Anonymous No.55532225]

Is there a mumu version of this? I'm going to need it in a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.55532228]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UtVnJFddqo

[Anonymous No.55532233]

>>55532214
It's really the crouching dragons you gotta watch out for

[Anonymous No.55532236]

Lets talk about DXY

[Anonymous No.55532240]

>dump it
>pump it
which one?

[Anonymous No.55532244]

>>55532236
Of course you wanna talk about dicks lmao!
Sour hour starts now btw

[Anonymous No.55532248]

How do I invest in thread inflation?

[Anonymous No.55532250]

>>55532233
The Crouching Dragons all died during the Volmageddon of 2018. It's now just Hidden Tigers.

Crouching Dragons sold vol.

Hidden Tigers buy vol.

[Anonymous No.55532256]

>>55532240
pump, bears aren't exhausted yet

[Anonymous No.55532268]

>>55532244
More like dour hour.

[Anonymous No.55532275]

Two questions:
1) I have 5k euros sitting in my bank account doing nothing, where should I invest them long-term? Some ETFs should be an appropriate option, I think. Also, is it even a good time to invest them, actually? Or should I wait?
2) Thoughts on the Austrian school of economics?

[Anonymous No.55532284]

>>55532250
wat?

[Anonymous No.55532287]

>>55532107
>effortposts
>thread gets deleted
Fuck sakes.
Anyways, that's the highest yield on treasuries, 4 and 6 months out
It always forecasts recessions when it goes back to normal

[Anonymous No.55532299]

/VX market maker pay pigs bros...

[Anonymous No.55532302]

>>55532268
Yes, whatever makes the green line go down

[Anonymous No.55532306]

>>55532275
Holding Euros is already a pretty good investment.
Euros are +1.2% today in dollar terms, beating out the SPX at only +0.8%

[Anonymous No.55532310]

>invented yield curve
>new normal where interest rates never will be as low as what we have seen the last 15 years
Any other bearfags here?

[Anonymous No.55532311]

>>55532302
I'm glad Kamala is so fucking retarded it convinced the Supreme Court to reverse affirmative action

[Anonymous No.55532316]

>>55532299
Do we have a 3x Silver ETF

[Anonymous No.55532317]

THIS CANDLE HANGING IN THE AIR IS WEAK. WEAK CANDLE HELD ALOFT BY BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.55532319]

>>55532199
Boomerstocks will get you single digit returns. Invest in bitcone if you wanna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu5jwnLRCoI

[Anonymous No.55532325]

>>55532316
AGQ

[Anonymous No.55532333]

>>55532302
Stopped reading at "fancy thing"

[Anonymous No.55532336]

>>55532310
Just like me and scoopsies

[Anonymous No.55532338]

>>55532316
Leveraged silver ETFs:

ProShares Ultra Silver ETF (NYSEArca: AGQ)

ProShares UltraShort Silver ETF (NYSEArca: ZSL)

VelocityShares 3x Long Silver ETN (NYSEArca: USLV)

VelocityShares 3x Inverse Silver ETN (NYSEArca: DSLV)

[Anonymous No.55532340]

>>55532325
Thanks

[Anonymous No.55532347]

shower hour lfg

[Anonymous No.55532349]

>>55532287
same anon, shouldnt low yields signify demand for safety at a given timeframe and therefore be the tell? inversion inflection point had been between 2yr and 5yr for a few months now. I have no clue how to read short maturity bonds since they are so strongly controlled by fed funds rate

[Anonymous No.55532351]

[Anonymous No.55532356]

Why are JEPI dividends shrinking?

[Anonymous No.55532360]

Where the fuck is KO boomer I demand a refund.

[Anonymous No.55532365]

>>55532351
Alibros, not like this

[Anonymous No.55532366]

power hour?

[Anonymous No.55532369]

>>55532356
Look at the VIX.

[Anonymous No.55532370]

>>55532356
JEPI depends on volatility to sell covered calls. If market goes straight up, there is less profit for the fund to distribute.

[Anonymous No.55532371]

>SVOL monthly dividens

[Anonymous No.55532373]

>>55532369
Good point.

[Anonymous No.55532379]

>>55532349
Well in a normal yield curve, longer dated treasuries are higher than short-dated ones. It's still inverted so there will be a snapback at some point, and then equities will get heemed. But the 4 and 6 month are the highest yields, which makes me think that is when an event as being priced in (Oct-Dec). Even if something happens it could take several months for the bottom to be discovered, so that puts it into like March or April of next year.
If it comes.
I can't pretend to know what will happen, but I would prefer to have higher quality defensive stocks, cash, and fixed income and accumulate wealth and remain extremely liquid for when a crash (may) happen in the next 1-2 years, even if it means missing the upside. I don't think the immediate gains are worth it and I'll try to swing trade and take profits on longer-term investments as we trickle upwards

Seriously, look at the all time chart on the SPX. Tell me this isn't happening right now

[Anonymous No.55532383]

Any MTCH chads in here?
Go long on the decline of dating

[Anonymous No.55532384]

>>55532275
Austrian school is how economics actually functions. Everybody else is a "yes man" for their political allies in power so they can run a new convoluted 10 step scheme to either get more taxes or help their billionaire friends in the private sector.

[Anonymous No.55532386]

>>55532366
real nigga hour

[Anonymous No.55532387]

>>55532356
Its a ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.55532388]

What is the best oil etf? Is it OILU?

[Anonymous No.55532392]

>>55532386
I think that nigga just sealed my driveway

[Anonymous No.55532402]

>>55532336
Scoops is mine now. That sweet baby boy belongs to me.

[Anonymous No.55532403]

Intraday h+s?

[Anonymous No.55532411]

im up 9k today just from nvda

[Anonymous No.55532412]

>>55532402
You wish

[Anonymous No.55532416]

>>55532403
Imagine doing TA on Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.55532426]

>>55532416
I have tradingview open too

[Anonymous No.55532432]

Even though the money supply has decreased in the last couple of years, The sheer size of the printing frenzy says to me the real inflation shock hasn't even started. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.55532434]

>>55532416
>Imagine using HOOD in the year of our lord 2023.

[Anonymous No.55532438]

>>55532426
Then you'd see the 1D isn't a head and shoulders at all.

>>55532434
Couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.55532441]

jerome powell please stop i cannot take this anymore

[Anonymous No.55532443]

[Anonymous No.55532449]

did you solded?

[Anonymous No.55532451]

holy shit, guys. instead of HODLing my losers, i CUT MY LOSSES and took my left overs to another stock i did some DD (threw a dart at a board of tickers) on and now now IM UP!

[Anonymous No.55532456]

>>55532432
I think inflation won't stop until Jesus returns.

[Anonymous No.55532463]

>>55532449
No, we have new highs to make.

[Anonymous No.55532465]

The interest is up

The stock is down

[Anonymous No.55532466]

>>55532449

[Anonymous No.55532469]

>Buy 340 shares of UUUU the other day
>Sold half for $40
>Sold the rest just now (SL triggered at 6.16)
>Total profit is $56.09 after fees against initial capital of $2,032.69
>Total gain of 2% in 2 days
Pretty comfy. I'd rather have small wins than small losses. I executed my trade pretty well and could've made more but I wasn't greedy, I followed my plan. It'll happen again in a few weeks, too.

[Anonymous No.55532473]

>>55532465
/mu/ pls go

[Anonymous No.55532483]

>>55532438
it’s playing out so far

[Anonymous No.55532485]

>>55532469
what broker is still charging fees

[DeepDISH !!XAszdF1nQk+ No.55532486]

>>55532422
DISH exit with explanation. If i ever comeback, watch out for a trip.

[Anonymous No.55532492]

So we all agree that Biden's official CPI numbers are total made up bullshit, right?

[Anonymous No.55532502]

>>55532483
The fuck kind of Quasimodo shoulders are you looking at?

[Anonymous No.55532505]

I'm the next black superstar investor
see y'all on CNBC

[Anonymous No.55532508]

>>55532486
Thanks for the update DISHcel. I was wondering your current thoughts on the stock.

[Anonymous No.55532512]

>>55532486
lol

[Anonymous No.55532513]

>>55532505
that's nothing, my black son invented his own stock market

[Anonymous No.55532515]

>>55532225
In that much time you can learn to make your own edit.

[Anonymous No.55532517]

>>55532469
You need to be thinking in longer terms given your initial capital. You're completely at the whim of the market over a period of a few days. And you're sweating the difference like it'll somehow buy you more than a domino's pizza with a pepsi 2 liter.

[Anonymous No.55532528]

>>55532502

[Anonymous No.55532529]

>>55532513
based stepdad

[Anonymous No.55532531]

power half hour lfg

[Anonymous No.55532533]

>>55532438
Imagine getting hit with Good Faith violations in 2023 lmao

[Anonymous No.55532549]

>>55532528
Man you really had to compress the daily to get that. I like how you ignored the morning too.

[Anonymous No.55532555]

why tf is cvna up 750% ytd?

[Anonymous No.55532560]

>>55532549
>intraday
>>55532531
Imbalances might be bearish

[Anonymous No.55532563]

wat it do SOXL sisters?
inflation be goin down
more chips will be consumed in the future
let the bubble begin!

https://www.mckinsey.com/industries/semiconductors/our-insights/the-semiconductor-decade-a-trillion-dollar-industry

[Anonymous No.55532571]

>>55532560
Sorry lil buddy, those puts are kaput.

[Anonymous No.55532584]

>>55532517
Got lots of exposure to different things, I'm fairly well diversified. I'm not rich and my income is shit, but I'm pretty stable. I'll happily take a consistent 2% return on capital every week.

>>55532485
Questrade, but I have it structured that way on the account. Options are shit, like $9.95 txn + $1/contract, but I could probably do bid/ask spread pricing instead

>>55532505
>>55532513
Black people have been used as a top signal on mass media before.

[Anonymous No.55532598]

>>55532584
Good on you for diversifying your portfolio. I don't believe you can consistently earn that 2% every week. That's not realistic.

[Anonymous No.55532630]

>>55532598
Oh no of course not, I know that's not realistic. What I mean is that I'd rather take a small, occasional 2% gain and then start to scale it up, rather than going too quickly and fucking up more than I already have

>Not shown: My current TFSA balance of $6800
I have no idea what happened. I had one bad options trade that set me back $700, but where the fuck is the rest of the money

[Anonymous No.55532632]

>>55532432
It'll come in waves, I guess.

[Anonymous No.55532638]

I bought some OEF. I want to be on the winning side.

[Anonymous No.55532641]

>>55532492
Of course they are.

[Anonymous No.55532644]

>>55532563
SOXL sisters do any of you all also hold AEHR or ACLS. I bought both of those impulsively, mainly because I liked the chart.

[Anonymous No.55532647]

>>55532555
Checked question
Huge red flag for me, was looking to enter but after seeing such an aggressive rebound you gotta think how much downside there is to that, it's buying a local top at this point, especially considering not much has changed at the company

[Anonymous No.55532663]

>>55532432
so where is all the money tied up so it's not showing as inflation yet?

[Anonymous No.55532665]

>>55532638
whats the ticker?

[Anonymous No.55532685]

>>55532663
Guess

[Anonymous No.55532686]

>>55532663
It's in t-bills, which are not counted but are in fact increasing the money put into them at a rate of 5% per year. If/When yields drop, that money will no longer be sitting in that pool.
You can already see DXY declining in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.55532707]

>>55532432
that is money being traded back and forth from banks to the us treasury in the form of bonds
the majority of that money never hits the streets. some of it got loaned in refi's and helocs in the last year but not much

[Anonymous No.55532709]

>>55532663
Jerome rented a couple of those self storage units in Alexandria, VA.

[Anonymous No.55532715]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55532719]

>>55532665
I just said it.

[Anonymous No.55532724]

>>55532715
+1.8%

[Anonymous No.55532726]

>>55532647
Write contracts and short volatility, ezpz

[Anonymous No.55532736]

>>55532715
Cash: +$400
Funfolio: +1.51%
Overall: +2.12%

Had a very risky $444/$446 spread going and I'm happy I managed to get what I could out of it. Didn't want to risk going into AH with it. Not gonna lie, I was sweating bullets while holding it.

[Anonymous No.55532748]

anyone have a position in REAL?

[Anonymous No.55532749]

Showing some signs of weakness there towards the end mumu, is this going to be yet another failed breakout from the june 16th high?

[Anonymous No.55532751]

DAL goona pump

[Anonymous No.55532763]

>>55532715
+2.08%
If not for USD's heeming it would be almost 5%.

[Anonymous No.55532773]

>>55532749
>COWRTbUN
>coward bun(ny)
Nice ID faglord

[Anonymous No.55532778]

today

[Anonymous No.55532779]

Dead general this means the covid meme crowd catipulated

[Anonymous No.55532781]

>>55532715
+0.55%

[Anonymous No.55532785]

>>55532779
slower is better i dont need zoomzooms talking about meme stocks

[Anonymous No.55532791]

>>55532748
I remember their first commercial was very psychedelic and weird, the music, the visuals, were all kinda trippy. I was also smoking on high THC dispensary weed at the time and I always got freaked out by their commercials. They are an algo corp

[Anonymous No.55532792]

>>55532715
(55.30%

[Anonymous No.55532793]

>>55532778
can I buy you a sandwich or something poor anon?

[Anonymous No.55532803]

>>55532748
Looks like trash. If I wanted one of those online fashion shitcos, I'd rather buy SFIX.

[Anonymous No.55532804]

[Anonymous No.55532810]

>>55532778
It's over for me

[Anonymous No.55532815]

if the stock market is like a house, then the headline index numbers are like the square footage, and the individual stocks like the actual rooms. days like today, the index goes up with mega-cap leadership, it's like putting up scaffolding - they're expanding the house, everyone is excited.
but at the end of the day, when the scaffold comes down, not everyone's room will be bigger.
i expect tomorrow will be more of the same, MOAR scaffolding, and as you can see everyone is excited thinking nvidia is gonna get another new annex at the expense of all the other roommates. but that's not the case. we're going to see continued share gains from the bottom of the index.
of course i could be wrong. but i don't think that i am and i think this is the way you should look at this market. i think dow pumps tomorrow and when they're done with all the renovations, i think the russell/extended market ends up with more square footage, and i think the KOMP etf is the way to play it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBDZ3G4RCHc

[Anonymous No.55532816]

>>55532778
little bro cant even afford mcdonalds with his account

[Anonymous No.55532828]

>>55532715
+ 0.28%

[Anonymous No.55532832]

>>55532715
cracked 1.4

[Anonymous No.55532833]

>>55532715
+€500

[Anonymous No.55532836]

>an entire year
>folio down 12%
>MTD change is 0.12%
this fucking market is FUCKING BORING

[Anonymous No.55532839]

>>55532804
Don't forget SOXL was single digits at one point.

[Anonymous No.55532854]

Fed is ending the money market fund party. You got no choice but to buy stocks now

[Anonymous No.55532880]

You guys want some bear porn?

>fib levels from pivot low (2009) to pivot high (2022) puts the covid low at the 0.618 fib level (2020)
>fib levels from the covid low (2020) to the covid high (2022) puts the recent pivot (late 2022) at the 0.500 fib level from the covid high/low
>following the asset bubble chart for a double top, and using the 4-6 month treasury as a timeline, we should see a market peak soon
>this was established using the midpoint of the market ATH and the most recent 0.618 fib level
>the predicted bottom is around 0.500 to 0.618 down from the ATH

If we enter the funny purple box at the top in that timeframe, then I'm exiting the markets

[Anonymous No.55532881]

>>55532854

[Anonymous No.55532885]

>>55532816
>>55532810
You can turn even $65 into a fortune with multiple $5 0dte options and a decent green day on spy, just requires a lot of patience waiting for the breakout

[Anonymous No.55532891]

>>55532839
I bought and sold my SOXL for $9 in October

[Anonymous No.55532892]

>>55532880
>fib levels

[Anonymous No.55532894]

>>55532815
>if the stock market is like a house, then the headline index numbers are like the square footage, and the individual stocks like the actual rooms. days like today, the index goes up with mega-cap leadership, it's like putting up scaffolding - they're expanding the house, everyone is excited.
>but at the end of the day, when the scaffold comes down, not everyone's room will be bigger.
This is a lot of words to describe a heatmap

[Anonymous No.55532909]

>>55532880
nigger that’s where the handle will form and we go up from there

[Anonymous No.55532910]

>>55532815
very nice now let's see the tiktok interpretive dance.

[Anonymous No.55532913]

>>55532885
so true. just 2x it 15 times and youre a millionaire!!!

[Anonymous No.55532914]

>>55532880
>FIB

[Anonymous No.55532915]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1mwGZ3EP7M

[Anonymous No.55532918]

>>55532880
YO DIS NIGGA TALKING BOUT FIB LEVELS

[Anonymous No.55532920]

>>55532909
SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.55532932]

>>55532880
Now do it again with a log scale.

[Anonymous No.55532933]

>>55532913
I did this with $9 contracts last week. With $63 you can buy 7 $9 contracts sold at $80 each and net a cool $560

[Anonymous No.55532935]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.55532942]

>>55532933
I mean nice. It’s literally gambling though

[Anonymous No.55532949]

Oilbros, give me hopium please. This recovery is real r-right?

[Anonymous No.55532962]

I’m going to revert when I circle back around to the action items and preform the required assistance on the confirmed synergistic application, if you could please advise

[Anonymous No.55532975]

>>55532962

We could take this offline and touch base if you like ;)

[Anonymous No.55532976]

Why are we being greedy and how long will it last?
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMO6LwAZe

[Anonymous No.55532982]

>>55532715
BOIL down, waiting for the next rally

[Anonymous No.55532990]

>>55532942
The whole market is a gamble. Anyone who didn’t pull out their 401k before the financial collapse of 2008 gambled on the assumption their retirement was safe. At least day to day we have technical analysis and economic data to go off of, but with the algorithms to contend with even that doesn’t guarantee success

[Anonymous No.55532995]

We're back

[Anonymous No.55533011]

>>55532880
I have been speculating that this could be a giant dead cat bounce and have been recently looking for a potential exit point

I actually did good and timed the bottom out pretty nicely and have taken a solid profit from this run but I am wary of a return to bull run so soon after such a tumultuous time for the economy. If it continues to run I'll be in great position but yeah if it starts to retest 2022 lows I'll regret not exiting soon.

[Anonymous No.55533013]

>>55532990
There's profitable speculation, and then there's gambling.
If you're not sizing your risks, the inevitable endstate of your portfolio is zero.

[Anonymous No.55533028]

>>55532975
Only if you kindly find the below attached

[Anonymous No.55533031]

>>55532918
>DIS
Thoughts on DIS? I just scooped some up, looks like it's going bankrupt, I must slurp

[Anonymous No.55533034]

>>55532284
Remember what happened in 2018

Volmageddon. XIV. SVXY.

Crouching Dragons.

[Anonymous No.55533050]

>>55532949
probably not. Two more rate hikes, weak chinese demand, rates higher for longer. 70% of a recession in 2nd Half. Not good for oil. Plus current administration needs lower prices

[Anonymous No.55533063]

>>55532302
AI is retarded

[Anonymous No.55533064]

>>55533034
Great VIX seer of the hidden tigers, why doth the index confound mortals and keep going down all year

[Anonymous No.55533069]

>>55533034
Most people here are dumb zoomers that made money during the covid boom. They don't know what XIV or volmageddon are.

[Anonymous No.55533071]

>>55532990
Ok and look at where you would be if you opened a portfolio the day before the 2008 crash and waited. You would be up almost 500%.
Your strategy is literally spinning the roulette wheel and putting it all on black. It’ll come up red and you’ll be done.

[Anonymous No.55533081]

>>55532647
>>55532555
The meme-stonkers in CVNA are going to get a rude awakening in hard econ. Cars are on big time oversupplied and the lower prices will eat into vehicles in inventory as well as future margins. This is a wrecking ball to the used car market.

At this price level the company should rush to do an ATM offering to raise cash. It'll significantly delay their bankruptcy. 2025 bonds are trading at 84 (up from 45 in Jan).

[Anonymous No.55533083]

>>55533063
This thing is going to get loose and make Hitler look like Dr. King Jr.

[Anonymous No.55533088]

>>55533063
AI is unironically a good play - long term.
Look at any other bigly hyped thing. We had an expansion, then contraction, then it slowly got integrated into the world over the next decade. For example, apply this to the dotcom boom/bust.
Crypto, EVs, and AI are all probably really good techs for the future, but we haven't had a proper bust on any of these yet. There needs to be a sharp retracement and half a decade of crabbing before they'll find permanent new highs. The bust hasn't happened yet.

[Anonymous No.55533100]

>>55533069
I'm a millennial that lost money during the covid boom, so I think I'm better than most retail traders

[Anonymous No.55533108]

>>55533069
Well a lot of boomers and genx made millions. One guy I know hes 65 made like 7 million during the covid bull run because he put 2 million in tesla and rode it up. He was a doctor and retired and just threw around fuck loads of money when stocks were going straight up. Nigger already owned 3 houses and he still wanted more. Fucking boomers man.

[Anonymous No.55533123]

>>55533108
Sure those people exist but they aren't posting cartoon animals on 4chan 8 hours a day and speculating on microcap scams and larping about their imaginary positions

[Anonymous No.55533126]

>>55532715
+1.88%. I'm up nearly 21% for the year.

[Anonymous No.55533135]

>>55533123
I never said they were here larping. They don't even know this shithole exists. I was saying that there are a lot of people who had a couple million prior to covid and they got a lot richer after the past 3 years

[Anonymous No.55533138]

>>55532933
I really don't understand options though.
When looking at the book what do I decide in terms of price, strike and dates?
What would be the difference in long term betting and a short term bet on options?
Strike price is everything for profitability no?

[Anonymous No.55533146]

>>55532990
>>55532880
has anyone else noticed these fucking TA retards never backtest themselves? its always some gay screenshot from a free trading view account with random lines everywhere and then silence.
would it be impossible for your brain to comprehend that maybe you arent in control of everything?

[Anonymous No.55533147]

>>55533126
Must huff

[Anonymous No.55533152]

>>55533126

[Anonymous No.55533155]

LMAO, I just bought DIS and now its pumping AH.
What's going on?

[Anonymous No.55533157]

>>55532715
+3%

[Anonymous No.55533171]

>>55533146
Backtesting was done a hundred years ago. 2023 is still happening, and there are many months for drawdowns.

[Anonymous No.55533184]

>>55533155
I thought the chuds on this general hated DIS for being "woke"

[Anonymous No.55533186]

>>55533171
Needs to be updated to account for Shemitah.

[Anonymous No.55533190]

what earnings report caused todays retard pump?

[Anonymous No.55533191]

can anyone tell me what that little icon means on earning whisper?

[Anonymous No.55533192]

>>55533184
Yes, but if I can let the jews give me free money, I will not protest

[Anonymous No.55533195]

>>55533186
Well the Benner cycle is based off of solar cycles / sunspots. This implies cycles in argiculture and boom/busts

[Anonymous No.55533198]

>>55533126
What if March was the bottom for 23 and that chart instance?

[Anonymous No.55533202]

>>55533184
>>55533192
I always thought Nintendo had better brand power than Disney. If nothing else, they pay a 3% divvy and have little debt

[Anonymous No.55533203]

>>55533192
Is there a non-woke version of Disney I can invest in? Some kind of product that kids like Kyle Rittenhouse would consume

[Anonymous No.55533208]

>>55533191
>(((hand rubbing)))

[Anonymous No.55533219]

>>55533138
Watch the option chain during trading and add watchlists on individual contracts to see how they perform. The closer they are to the strike price or past them the more potential profit

[Anonymous No.55533226]

>>55532225
Bears proving once again how they are too retarded to even learn to use ms paint or photoshop. You guys deserve to be the broke little bitches that you are.

[Anonymous No.55533227]

>>55533195
>based off of solar cycles / sunspots
>The market is timed according to both the Sun (Sol Invictus) and the primordial, chthonic sun (Saturn)
Dear mother of God...

[Anonymous No.55533231]

>>55533135
That's cool but it's completely irrelevant to what I posted

[Anonymous No.55533251]

>>55533063
This isn't even AI, just scripted liberal talking points.

[Anonymous No.55533278]

>>55532719
or you could not be a piece of shit, thanks anyways

[Anonymous No.55533292]

>>55533063
it is you that is retarded.

[Anonymous No.55533309]

>>55533227

[Anonymous No.55533310]

>>55533069
i bought XIV in the AH session while it was blowing up

[Anonymous No.55533324]

>>55533292
>muh political correctness must be included so AI can have an ESG score

[Anonymous No.55533325]

>he really drank the doomer kool-aid and thought he could make generational wealth by shorting the market

Repent

[Anonymous No.55533334]

>>55533325
Line only goes up to Mars bitches

[Anonymous No.55533343]

>>55533171
You didn’t even backtest this retarded image you TAtards always post.

[Anonymous No.55533345]

>>55532317
You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55533348]

>>55533334
Fuck Mars we're going to Alpha Centauri

[Anonymous No.55533371]

I just discovered boolinger bands and I'm fucking stoked. It shows me buy signals on several stocks I have been thinking about buying and the buy/sell signals actually seem to be working on many stocks.

Can any kind anon please splash some cold argument over my sorry face? It can't be this easy right

[Anonymous No.55533377]

>>55533345
No, I actually shorted again, as I did 11:19 EST

[Anonymous No.55533386]

>>55532935
Ah yes the "inverse (YOU)'re position" pattern.

[Anonymous No.55533394]

>>55533371
>It can't be this easy right
no, it's not
worst case scenario, it works out for you the first couple of trades and then you spend the rest of your account trying to mimic retarded chart patterns being confused why you're losing

[Anonymous No.55533395]

>>55533371
It works until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.55533409]

>>55533377
I got the 450's at close. 1:30pm.cst

[Anonymous No.55533508]

>>55532379
The 6 month and 4 months have been the highest for the past half year, it's not a timing thing.

[Anonymous No.55533524]

Haters gonna cry but my LABU is rocketing

[Anonymous No.55533540]

PYPL going to 80 this week and 125 next week large funds are pumping, media will blame reddit. just sharing for the frenz

[Anonymous No.55533550]

>>55533333
Who got it

[Anonymous No.55533556]

I guess I'm now in 6.1 digit hell

[Anonymous No.55533558]

>>55533345
>>55533386
>>55533409
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55533567]

>>55533147
>>55533152
Can someone post the one of a buxom Pepess stood behind a desk sticking her ass into a guys face? I need to annoy someone.

[Anonymous No.55533573]

>>55533540
will try to remember to buy calls after I cash out of SOXL and JPM calls this week.

[Anonymous No.55533581]

>>55533558
>Adding citations and an Investopedia link
I acknowledge your effortpost.

[Anonymous No.55533583]

>>55532715
>+0.86%

Now all it needs to do is to stop periodically getting dumped.

[Anonymous No.55533604]

>>55532715
+1.32%

[Anonymous No.55533649]

>>55533371
TA isn't deterministic, it's just a probability indicator
The more signals you get the better the odds but it's never a sure thing

[Anonymous No.55533661]

>>55532804
Don't tempt me.
>>55533567
Here's all I have.

[Anonymous No.55533675]

>>55532199
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHINA BROS!!! WE'RE BACK!!!

[Anonymous No.55533757]

This is unironically the best market and economy in a generation.
I am ridin' with Biden, bros.

[Anonymous No.55533776]

>>55533757
See >>55533558

[Anonymous No.55533788]

>>55533371
Brainlet.
You’ll be embarrassed that you fell for TA once you gain some experience in GME market.
I challenge any of you to backtest your meme lines after posting them

[Anonymous No.55533791]

>>55533558
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
we can go much higher and you won't believe your eyes

[Anonymous No.55533792]

If you want to know which media is owned by the swamp look out for the article and headline about how Threads is already winning against Twitter.

[Anonymous No.55533805]

>>55533792
>>/pol

[Anonymous No.55533819]

Did anyone buy NTLA? Large insider buyership I discussed around a month ago. Finally moving.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55533822]

>>55533757
So true, the Biden bullrun and economy are unstoppable. He managed to deal with inflation in a record time, that's a Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55533823]

>>55533805
You have to go back

It's about companies and financial news sites

[Anonymous No.55533843]

>>55533788
Yellow dotted line breakout is when you should have went long if you weren't a pussy, green arrow is where you should have gone long or even doubled down if you weren't a pussy. Here's some free bear targets to waste money on pussy. Hold long unless bold green memeline breaks pussy.

[Anonymous No.55533861]

>>55533843
>cuts off x and y axis so I can’t check it
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.55533863]

>>55533661
LMAO, thanks. It's close, but it's not right. Still. KEK.

[Anonymous No.55533873]

>>55533788

[Anonymous No.55533876]

>>55533861
>pussy
>pussy
>pussy
You capitulate your short position i print, you hold your short guess what i still print.

[Anonymous No.55533879]

>>55532715
Did pretty good today except using Robinhood

[Anonymous No.55533882]

>>55533876
I’m not short anything. You’re just a TA retard that’s why I attack you

[Anonymous No.55533893]

>>55533882
Do computers run on math and pattern recognition? Does volume at price matter? I guess you'll never know.

[Anonymous No.55533900]

>>55533893
>muh algorithms
>muh hft bots
you are such a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55533901]

new ATHs this year for SPY
SPY 500 is not a meme
the narrative is bullish
the technicals are bullish
ride the wave, anon

[Anonymous No.55533916]

>>55533900
What's your strategy then fren? Better be dividends and long time horizon's because if it's not and you aren't utilizing these tools you will not make it.

[Anonymous No.55533931]

Lol.

[Anonymous No.55533932]

I owe jews money

[Anonymous No.55533944]

>>55532199
>OP pic
check the core CPI

[Anonymous No.55533945]

>>55533916
I have a diversified portfolio I hold and then I trade on catalysts with a smaller amount.
I was successful shorting banks in march. long term spy calls since feb. and I do research to trade on specific company's earnings

[Anonymous No.55533946]

Is time to buy ARS stocks? they are close to a presidential election

[Anonymous No.55533967]

wanted to remind you all that "pool" in french is "piss in"

[Anonymous No.55533988]

my portfolio briefly touched new all time highs today (no it isn't because I added more money to my account) and I just want to say you all are a bunch of NIGGERS. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.55534003]

>>55533876
Can you teach me this TA?

[Anonymous No.55534004]

>>55532933
Would it be pertinent to buy contracts foR SPY right now?

[Anonymous No.55534028]

Natural gas is sucking today. It looks similar to other times it's dumped, with high volume on the red candle engulfing yesterday. The SMA is around 2.49, which was the support 3 weeks ago on the June 20th dump. However the June 20th dump reversed the other direction. Right now it looks like an 'inverse W' on the chart. The question is if "we need power for the AC" outweighs "the chart looks shit". History shows us there is usually a massive bull move for NG in August, but in mid-July there is often a dump. Hedging bets, waiting for it to dump and reach a bottom, then betting on it going up again. The summer bull season usually portends the autumn bull season for natural gas, after the traditional september bear of course.

[Anonymous No.55534054]

>>55533946
Yeah, time to all in on argentina.

[Anonymous No.55534061]

>gif
Should I go get a fancy hamburger for dinner tonight, to celebrate my portfolio going up?

[Anonymous No.55534064]

Stocks are going up, inflation is going down. And you're upset.

[Anonymous No.55534096]

>>55534054
brb, im getting a loan with my local drug dealer to go all in for GGAL calls. I'm getting rich or die trying

[Anonymous No.55534101]

Convince me not to buy a bond for Corus Entertainment, which pays 13.84% annual returns.

[Anonymous No.55534127]

Another day. Parts came in for my lawn mower. Fixed it and got the yard all done before the coming rain. Got a plan worked out where come tax refund time in 2024 I can use that money and some extra to fill my VZ share quota I'm aiming for. Then merely let it all drip and roll while I knock down my debt,stuff my emergency fund and retirement accounts, and enjoy life while I await retirement day in 13 years.

[Anonymous No.55534129]

so do i just buy anything right now? is there any value plays? will SOXL moon?

[Anonymous No.55534176]

>>55534129
Warren is demanding Jpow stop hikes right now so we're pricing in no hikes now

[Anonymous No.55534210]

What are you listening to, bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgS7vgquBvo

[Anonymous No.55534214]

>>55533945
Last question being a fellow bull bro, what convinced you to go long?

[Anonymous No.55534222]

>>55534003
No, but trial and error+youtube worked for me. Patterns are fake and gay but draw them anyway. Volume at price is everything.

[Anonymous No.55534224]

>>55534064
yes I am, because most of my stocks didn't go up today

[Anonymous No.55534236]

>>55534214
inflation continuously showing improvement, rate cuts are coming, consumer spending keeps growing.
I think we also already had a slight recession and are already recovering now.
bear fucks are idiots, I would never bet against growth
sorry for being mean to you bull bro, i just know that ta is not real and it bothers me to see it

[Anonymous No.55534277]

AMERICA STRONK
AMERICA STOCK MARKET ONLY GO UP

[Anonymous No.55534301]

>>55534236
>inflation continuously showing improvement, rate cuts are coming, consumer spending keeps growing.
>your brain on two decades of qe

[Anonymous No.55534316]

>>55534301
yep and its coming back in 2024 too
you cant stop growth bobo

[Anonymous No.55534324]

>>55534210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2uBDgnu4Zo

[Anonymous No.55534328]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony cpi print. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence

[Anonymous No.55534330]

>>55534316
you're absolutely fucking delusional.
stocks will probably still go higher, though

[Anonymous No.55534347]

I love this small cunny
How'd the market run today lads

[Anonymous No.55534356]

>>55532434
My time is running out to get these kind of girls. I need money and a fine demeanor and I need to be more graceful with my movements, floating through life effortlessly like rich people do.

I need khakis. NO POCKETS. SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55534381]

how tf is meta at 300? Good lord zuck

[Anonymous No.55534386]

Feels like a once in a blue moon + 12% SOXL day is imminent

Every dip was rabidly bought and new support levels came online. Weak hands unloaded and were bid up

You u get a PPI report thats good tommorrow this fucker is gonna be near $30 on friday

I bought $30 august 18 calls and $9 august 18 SOXXS puts

Yes i like my 6x leverage

[Anonymous No.55534391]

NTR, VALE anyone? Noone talking about wheat anyone, seems like ideal time to load up again.

[Anonymous No.55534404]

>>55534381
blow billions on virtual reality shit never realized and nobody cares

[Anonymous No.55534408]

>>55533931
Why did no one “Lol.” At this picture I posted?

[Anonymous No.55534429]

>>55534391
>buys NTR
>expects anything but getting cucked

[Anonymous No.55534440]

>>55534429
Exactly. Same as bitcoin at 16k.

[Anonymous No.55534518]

>>55532434
HOOD lets me trade 24 hours a day though

[Anonymous No.55534546]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55534554]

>>55534546
the finest Bri'ish cuisine

[Anonymous No.55534555]

What chinese stocks are you loading up on before the upcoming RED SURGE, /smg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3QG3135Jqc

[Anonymous No.55534570]

>>55534555

[Anonymous No.55534602]

>>55532976
You know the answer, bro. Kek.

[Anonymous No.55534607]

>>55534554>>55534546


What the fuck is that

Looks like my newborn sons shit

[Anonymous No.55534611]

>>55534555
None because global trust in their economy is floundering and even their native population doesn't see their stocks as being something worst investment in. Their stocks are the worst performing in the entire East Asian market.

[Anonymous No.55534619]

>>55534611
>worst investment in.
Worth investing in*, no idea how that happened.

[Anonymous No.55534626]

>>55532976
until we hit 88

[Anonymous No.55534652]

>>55534607
Im going to guess its british food

[Anonymous No.55534659]

>>55534127
What's your price target on VZ, if you're still in the thread?

[Anonymous No.55534666]

>>55532976
>how long will it last?

Until every godless commie who hates America and doubts its economic strength is liquidated

[Anonymous No.55534668]

>>55534555
>China stocks
>Ever

[Anonymous No.55534702]

>>55534554
>>55534607
>>55534652
I think the bongs call them "mushy peas" and they love them. They can't get enough of it from what I have heard. Any bonglanders care to weigh in?

[Anonymous No.55534707]

>>55534555
I bought alibaba at 85 that's enough for me.

[Anonymous No.55534745]

SVOL

[Anonymous No.55534753]

I bought a bunch of sqqq months ago and I got so heemed holy shit. But if we retest those October lows, I’m gonna make bank

[Anonymous No.55534788]

>>55533805
/pol/ doesn’t use phrases like “the swamp”, bro. That’s the most normative fucking phrase in mainstream republican politics. You really think people in /pol/ listen to Sean Hannity or something? Lmao.

[Anonymous No.55534809]

>>55534753
>But if we retest those October lows, I’m gonna make bank
Just cut your losses. I got heemed from Mid May to Mid June with SQQQ. It was so fucking brutal, over 25% loss. Glownigger markets are real

[Anonymous No.55534824]

>>55532982
>ctrl f "BOIL"
>only one heterosexual white man in the whole thread
TICKERS
SHGY
AND
DIGY
bought the shit out of that DIPPARINO
prepared to buy way more of the shit out of any deeper DIPPARINO
BASED
O
I
L

[Anonymous No.55534906]

>>55534555
>Shanghai Composite YTD. 1Y, 3Y, 5Y
https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/shanghai_composite?op=1
Bro they look like they're struggling. I guess if you look at the Max they're on the way up.

You think there's a major catalyst?

[Anonymous No.55534920]

>>55534809
>Glownigger markets are real
A lot of people are just bored on the sidelines but the real money's coming from that 1Y trend.

People react to daily events and monthly news and that's a good thing if you're day trading. But for swing traders there's a different picture. Inflation's been on the way down for awhile. The trend is your friend. The market's just going with it, knowing that, ultimately, that's what we want.

If those trends change, then we change

[Anonymous No.55534969]

>he doesn't use a broker that lets him crash markets 24 hours a day
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55534975]

>>55534555
Now is not the time to load up. If you didn't already buy, it's pretty much too late to enter.

[Anonymous No.55534984]

>Goldman: "For first time in 2023 we are being asked by multiple clients if we think the S&P 500 is now on track to clock an ATH before year end. We are going with a yes on this..."
How many more top signals do you need?

[Anonymous No.55534994]

>>55534702

I lived in btitain for almost a decade and never heard or saw of anything like this. There is peas pottage but that isnt on toast? Certainly not a street food or delicacy

Maybe things have changed since 2010

[Anonymous No.55535025]

>>55534969
INDEED
I might do a little UNN and USO trading in the nights
JUST
BECAUSE
I
CAN

[Anonymous No.55535033]

>>55535025
>UNN
*UNG

[Anonymous No.55535041]

What's the next short squeeze

[Anonymous No.55535046]

>>55535041
ur mama

[Anonymous No.55535052]

>>55534994
The mushy peas in my original picrel is what they serve at North Yorkshire's Marske United games.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/22181726/football-fans-divided-mushy-peas-sandwich/
>"Mushy peas are food of the Gods and a meal in themselves. Cracking food and great value. There is a stall on Norwich Market that just sells mushy peas and it does a roaring trade," countered a third.

>A fourth declared: "Can't beat a mushy pea buttie with some mint sauce or vinegar on."

[Anonymous No.55535060]

>>55535041
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55535063]

>>55534994
you must have been living under a rock.

>>55534702
I can confirm that most bongs go crazy for mushy peas, especially the elderly. Not including me as I would never put that in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.55535068]

>>55535041
>What, meaning where, is the next short squeeze going to happen. Like, what stock, future or options contract is going to move, like, mooning
>Tomorrow
Holy fuck..

[Anonymous No.55535125]

>>55535052

No mate your full of piss

This shit is some gay ass meme made to make us look like uncultured barbarians. Nobody puts peas pottage on bread

[Anonymous No.55535133]

>>55534994
what happened to that black guys knee

[Anonymous No.55535135]

>USMNT just got eliminated by Panama
It’s Joever, how do I buy the Panamanian equivalent of the S&P 500?

[Anonymous No.55535157]

>>55534984
the top signal is when there are no bobos

[Anonymous No.55535182]

UNG
COONTRACT ROOLIOLIO
STARTS TOOMOOROOW
LASTS FOUR BOOSNOOS DAYS
COONTANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOO
OO
O
inadvisable to hold unless natgas fundamental rips balance it out

[Anonymous No.55535222]

Wtf I just got back from a bar and we're on page 4
Someone should bake, but not me cause I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.55535232]

>>55535222
Sorry, this thread is on a brokerage that doesn't allow 24 hour baking, so you just have to hope it doesn't gap down to archived before market hours.

[Anonymous No.55535238]

>>55534984
That’s a blowoff top signal more than anything. We are 10% from ATH and we’ll easily get there in the next six months if the Fed makes a dovish policy error.

[Anonymous No.55535274]

>>55535232
>ANGOOO
Ok I'm going to try and bake even though I'm drunk
Please be pationt I have drunksim

[Anonymous No.55535283]

nevermind this guy baked first
>>55535257

[Anonymous No.55535284]

>>55535238
>only 10 percent
Jpow will pivot, and employers will finally feel safe to actually hire employees with better pay raising wages, they will go and buy new things and stimulate the economy, Jpow will allow it to happen because these rate hikes were only about his credibility he just wanted to show the world he was in charge, but if he causes a recession everyone will hate him. The truth is we actually want inflation.

[Anonymous No.55535304]

>>55535284
You can take it a step further, the truth is that we want high inflation. It is the simplest way for businesses, individuals, and most importantly, the government, to decrease debts by inflating the debt away.

[Anonymous No.55535404]

>>55535125
>No mate your full of piss
Take it up with The Sun's Tony Robertson @TonyRob84.
>There is a stall on Norwich Market that just sells mushy peas and it does a roaring trade
You hear that bong? A ROARING TRADE

[Anonymous No.55535456]

Is Meta a good short?

[Anonymous No.55535505]

>>55535052
>>"Mushy peas are food of the Gods and a meal in themselves. Cracking food and great value. There is a stall on Norwich Market that just sells mushy peas and it does a roaring trade," countered a third.
>
>>A fourth declared: "Can't beat a mushy pea buttie with some mint sauce or vinegar on."
Brits are known for the dry humor. Surely they're just meming and don't actually eat that stuff

[Anonymous No.55535649]

>– China's exports fell the most in three years in June, slumping a worse-than-expected 12.4% year-on-year, as signs mount of stress from the struggling global economy and Chinese policymakers face growing pressure for stimulus measures.

Imports also fell more than expected, down 6.8%, customs data showed on Thursday. A Reuters poll of economists had forecast exports to have shrunk 9.5% and imports to have fallen 4.0%.

Can this fuckin EU market just fuckin die now?

[Anonymous No.55535673]

>>55535649
>Demand for raw materials also showed signs of weakness, with copper imports down 16.4% in June compared with a year earlier.

Oof, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55535753]

>South Korean shipments to China, a leading indicator for China's imports, fell 19.0% last month, the smallest decline since October but suggesting demand for semiconductors and other components used to manufacture electronic goods remains weak.

Meanwhile NVDA new ATH.

[Anonymous No.55535759]

>>55535649
>>55535673
Good fuck China. I can't wait for their demographic collapse, their housing bubble to poo, and their toxic debt being used to keep their shitty ass manufacturing economy alive because their government is too corrupt and stupid to build a middle class service industry. When the shit hits the fan chick whores are going to be even cheaper than they are now when I go over and I'm going to fuck a shit ton of them and have my own harem.

[Anonymous No.55535814]

>>55535759

[Anonymous No.55536171]

US futures during EU session more volatily than EU markets, despite horrible China data. This market is running on hopes.

[Anonymous No.55536235]

It seems as if China could literally die and this degenerate EU market goes up, just because US overlords demand it. Despite China being second most important trade partner.

[Anonymous No.55536323]

>>55536235
They aren't important though. There are plenty of third world countries with cheap slave labor. They were just the world's cheap whore ready to suck everyone's cock for a bit of money.

[Anonymous No.55536335]

>>55536323
They are an important trade partner. Are you retarded? You gotta be a burger to think China has no weight.

[Anonymous No.55536509]

EURO ZONE INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION - INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION YY
May. 2023 -1.2% 0.2% -2.2%
Expected, previous, actual

all good in EU, no need to dump stocks. pump them rather, this fuckin clown market.