/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55519593]

9 TO 5 IS ACTUALLY 7 TO 6 SINCE YOU CANT TELEPORT TO WORK

[Anonymous No.55519598]

>>55519593
>takes 2 hours to go to work
>only 1 hour to drive back from work

[Anonymous No.55519607]

>>55519593
My wagie job is 5 minutes away in a car literally. Dont even have to speed

[Anonymous No.55519615]

>>55519598
you get up early, get yourself ready which takes time

at work you just pack up and leave

[Anonymous No.55519620]

>>55519598
>>55519607
>>55519615
>>55519593
>2023
>physically going to your work location
Lol
Lmao even

[Anonymous No.55519626]

>>55519593
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.55519631]

>go to work
>don't get paid for travel time
>hire plumber
>have to pay for his travel time
Seems jewish

[Anonymous No.55519634]

>>55519631
>order pallet of goods
>pay for it
>truck driver spends 10 hours driving for free

[Anonymous No.55519706]

>>55519631
>>55519634
>hire plumber, robot plumber comes fix your leak
>order pallet of goods, automatic robot truck delivers them

>>55519620
This is the right answer. It's only a matter of months/years before physical jobs start being replaced by robots for good. Humans were not made to do this.

[Anonymous No.55519779]

Do you anons actually work? I thought we were all NEETs larping as wagies

[Anonymous No.55519786]

>>55519593
Not only that you need about an hour each day just for chores or prep for things you have to do to work or get to work

[Anonymous No.55519798]

>>55519706
imagine actually believing that a robot driving a fully loaded semi truck and backing it up in a small alley is going to happen anytime soon lol
>just two more weeks bro

[Anonymous No.55519810]

>>55519706
kek do people actually believe a usable roboplumber is coming any time in the next 20 years?

[Anonymous No.55519963]

>>55519598
My commute is similar. 2 hours in the morning, 1.5 hours in the evening. I blame parents driving their kids to school, and people who clock out after 5 hours of work.
>>55519810
Technologists are too retarded. They conflate the (meme) advancements in AI with the absolute state of robotics and battery tech. It will take centuries before a robot can compete with human metabolism. They will have to find a way to not make them carry a huge battery on their backs, and use a fuel source instead.
>>55519620
I am cucked by the hybrid system. The moment the economy recovers is the moment I put an ultimatum to be allowed to work fully remote.

[Anonymous No.55519982]

>>55519615
>making yourself a presentable human is something mr.shekelberg should be paying for
kek
>>55519593
WFH chads we just can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.55520186]

>>55519631
plumber got good deal and u got bad deal it's fair because u agreed to it on botch cases

[Anonymous No.55520224]

>>55519593
>Fully WFH dev
>6 figure income
>Get up at 9:30am and flip computer on, go get myself breakfast because no one checks
>Work only 4 hours, spend 4 hours playing vidya/practicing guitar because work gets done on time and that's all that matters
>"Clock off" early (means 1 alt-tab), continue enjoying life
I am never fucking going back ever. I'm stacking crypto and other assets while living in semi-paradise, I'm currently in the stratosphere, just need one last push into NEET heaven.

[Anonymous No.55520241]

>>55519706
Is the robot plumber just rolling down the street or is the guy delivering it also working for free?

[Anonymous No.55520248]

>>55519593
nobody I know works 9 to 5
work usually starts at 7:00 or 7:30 and ends 4, commuting eats up 2 hours so its actually 6 to 5.

do you burgers really complain about being able to sleep in and working less than euros? lmao

[Anonymous No.55520265]

>>55519593
>Be me
>WFH
>Wake up at 8.50 am
>Do 3hrs work per day
>Close laptop at 4pm

You're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.55520269]

>>55520265
how do I get a job like this

[Anonymous No.55520282]

>>55520269
Have a skillset that is sought after, ideally one that can't be outsourced.

I work in Financial Services doing Risk Oversight (UK).

[Anonymous No.55520310]

>12 hour on-call shifts, only have to do stuff when specifically asked at the time
>spend the rest of the time doing whatever I want
>night shifts especially cozy because there’s no manager oversight or normalfags asking for shit when they show up to their 9-5 slavery
>only have to “work” 3 days a week to make full time hours
>schedule beats traffic, comes before the morning rush and after the evening rush. 15-30 min commute regardless
>4 day weekend every week

Please anons, find something like this for yourselves and even better if you actually enjoy the work. First and foremost escape 9-5 hell.

[Anonymous No.55520318]

>>55519620
How to get comfy wfh job?

[Anonymous No.55520589]

Nah the plumber also drives for free just his boss gets paid for it

[Anonymous No.55520593]

>>55519598
>only 1 hour to drive to work
>car crash on the way home because an uninsured 27 year old puerto rican was driving his salvage title honda civic 115 mph in the breakdown lane
>2.5 hours to drive home
>mr. shekelstein needs you in early tomorrow
>get 15 minutes of personal time before going to bed

[Anonymous No.55520605]

>>55519593
>walk to the rock pile
>walk back home to cave
this is literally how cromagnon man would have lived.
biking/walking/running a short distance to work is the easiest way to fight the demonic wage slave system.

[Anonymous No.55520870]

>>55520224
Yeah seriously it feels like the tier or two right below early retirement desu

If I ever get forced to go back it’s a wrap for me man

[Anonymous No.55521553]

>>55519593
>he cant teleport
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55521869]

>work in sales
>good product with repeat customers
>company gets most of it's business through online marketing

>work from home and make like one cold call per day
>still get a shit ton of sales
>product basically sells itself

>Go out on the road once every two weeks
>Basically do a 5 minute demo and spend the rest of the day eating lunch and drinking with my boomer coworkers
>Boomers always buying me free lunch and free shit

I do like 20 minutes of work per day. I read, have sex, cook, workout, play video games for 90% of my work day. If you aren't WFH you are a confirmed cuck and beta male lol.

[Anonymous No.55521923]

>>55520310
what do you do, anon?

[Anonymous No.55521972]

>>55521869
giving free sex to women is being a cuck and beta male

[Anonymous No.55522042]

>>55521972

I fuck my gf moron

[Anonymous No.55522443]

>>55519593
this is why I think a fully automated van with a bathroom (incl. shower) would be a great idea to sell or rent.

[Anonymous No.55522545]

>>55519593
Every morning, I step out of the shower and lay my naked hairy grotesque body down on a lawnchair by my pool as I get paid six figures to write a few emails and review other peoples work.
Since I dont have to Cuckmute, I have the time to exercise, enjoy a delicious homecooked breakfast without having to wake up at an ungodly hour.
Look on the bright side, at least you can listen to your favorite Beyonce song as you're stuck in stop and go traffic! Good luck finding a parking spot kek

[Anonymous No.55522730]

>>55522042
She should be paying you for sex, moron.

[Anonymous No.55522983]

>>55522730
>supply and demand, baby
based

[Anonymous No.55523029]

What AI enthusiants don't understand (which honestly has me baffled) is that we had AI in some form of another for at least several thousand years. You ought to understand certain breeds of humans were bred solely for labor by the breeders (self bred to enjoy leisure). This used to be explicit in history (ancient greks and helots, manchu/mongolians/yi and han, ..
). Nowadays it is more implicit via mass media, wagie incentives and so on.
Sometimes you look in the eyes of a certain breed terminally bred for wagiedom and you can't see a damn thing behind those eyes. That's what thousands if years of perfect eugenics created. The supreme AI, The Wagie.

[Anonymous No.55523159]

>>55521869
What do you sell?

[Anonymous No.55524857]

>>55519593
>>55519598