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[Anonymous No.55519474]

What is the best place to put money you are saving to make a large purchase in 5 years? In crypto, you may gain, but you could also lose big and set yourself back. At the same time, putting it into a savings don’t beat inflation and will lose you on potential gains. Stock investing generally gains over a long period but you could lose over only 5 years.

Where could I put my shit so that it will appreciate for the next 5? Any safe stocks that will gain in that amount of time? Big coins like bitcoin and eth safe enough?

[Anonymous No.55519499]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.55519509]

>>55519499
smells like niggers

[Anonymous No.55519523]

>>55519474
Put it into Btc and Eth, dont check your wallet, dont check charts, work out in the mean time and keep making more money while that shit pumps. Scared money doesnt make any money.

[Anonymous No.55519526]

>>55519509
>electroshock and lobotomy for you

[Anonymous No.55519733]

>>55519474
I'm 28, never had sex, and I see women taking pictures of themselves in positions like this offering their body to me.

[Anonymous No.55519756]

>>55519733

women will happily offer their body to you once you have become worthy. you're a virgin because you have wasted 28 years not learning the lessons that matter. the standards are definitely higher than they used to be but its not unreasonable:

>be in shape (lean, dont need to be a bodybuilder)
>well dressed
>groomed facial hair, eyebrows, fresh haircut
>able to sustain about 10 minutes of small talk enough to ask girl out for a drink or a bite to eat
>have a few interesting travel stories or hobby stories to share on date

really thats about it. you're probably pudgy/fat or at-a-glance have some obvious visual flaws (bad hair/ugly clothes). take a critical look at yourself and fix your shit up you unfuckable loser

[Anonymous No.55519760]

>>55519756
> bad hair/ugly clothes

Bro, the problems of the people on here run much deeper, they are literally physically deformed and shit.

[Anonymous No.55519762]

>>55519756
good for you but stop wasting time on brain damaged incels

[Anonymous No.55519764]

>>55519756
two hookers i paid told me I'm handsome.

[Anonymous No.55519949]

>>55519474
>In crypto, you may gain, but you could also lose big and set yourself back.
Time the market.
There is a very clear and predictable four year cycle. Move the money in and out accordingly. Or simply DCA for the first ~2-2.5 yearly green candles and then hold out for ~1-1.5 years before continuing the DCA. You will remain in profits, albeit less than if you cash out at the very predictable top.
Also stop posting coomer bait, all it does is attract seething trannies and incelposters detracting from any discussion you wish to have.

[Anonymous No.55520073]

>>55519949
>casting pearls before 1pbtid
What are you even doing, my bastards?

[Anonymous No.55520082]

>>55520073
Pearls are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.55520102]

>>55519474
This image brings back some memories on 2017 bullrun. Good times.

[Anonymous No.55520151]

>>55519474
5 year bonds. Go to some large company and youll be right. No point in Tbills as they give less some big corporate will gover debtholders. You could do a term deposit as well.
If you want a bit more risk just put into big stocks that always go up like Coke or Amex. They arent going anywhere. Well run companies. If its down for a period it wil only be very temporary.

[Anonymous No.55520177]

Gold worked for thousands of years and will continue doing so.

[Anonymous No.55520260]

>>55520151
>big stocks
Why not just buy index funds

[Anonymous No.55520264]

>>55520082
I pearl necklace'd ur mom

[Anonymous No.55520288]

>>55520264
D-dad?

[Anonymous No.55520314]

>>55520288
Uncle Spencer.
Remember when I would stop by on Thursdays and give you a big slam mountain dew and a hair tussle before heading up into the room with mom for screaming practice?

[Anonymous No.55520321]

>>55519474
Bonds, index funds/Etfs or gold.
Next!

[Anonymous No.55520331]

>>55519474
I lost my hot pepe girl folder can someone blease post this one and the girl on the beach

[Anonymous No.55520334]

>>55520321
These are all ranked from best to worst btw.
Not that any of these are bad tho.

[Anonymous No.55520601]

>>55520260
Cause Id prefer individual stocks cause most stocks in an index are overvalued.
I just have more faith in Coke than the entire market.

[Anonymous No.55520614]

>>55519756
It's literally over for aspies

[Anonymous No.55520671]

>>55519756
Nah just have a 9/10 face no need to put in any effort

[Anonymous No.55520676]

>>55519499
Nigger semen and sweat

[Anonymous No.55520689]

>>55519474
take the 5% guaranteed from treasuries at no risk, wait for the yield curve to steepen, then slurp. generational wealth moment if you're not an impatient retard.

[Anonymous No.55520739]

>>55519499
herring and onions

[Anonymous No.55520750]

>>55519523
Rip speaker knockerz. Also just go all in on btc.

[Anonymous No.55520777]

>>55519474
Someone has to be mentally ill to take a picture like this and put it on the internet, seriously.

Modern women are a fucking scourge

[Anonymous No.55520803]

>>55519499
this is all I need to remember to remove fomo for pussy
its not a horrible smell, but its exactly like underneath your foreskin if you skip a shower on a rest day; that musky mucus-y smell
and then when you fuck them in doggy you can smell their anal glands waft up into your nostrils

[Anonymous No.55521108]

>>55520803
>its not a horrible smell, but its exactly like underneath your foreskin if you skip a shower on a rest day; that musky mucus-y smell
>and then when you fuck them in doggy you can smell their anal glands waft up into your nostrils
>anal glands
You're supposed to have sex with humans, not canines.

[Anonymous No.55521212]

>>55519499

[Anonymous No.55521291]

>>55520102
remember that chick eating pizza?

[Anonymous No.55521357]

>>55519474
what is the very stable thing that could go up quite significantly in value during geopolitical risk, i dont know anon, you tell me, probably bitcoin or PEPE

[Anonymous No.55521381]

>>55519949
> time the market
economic genius right here

[Anonymous No.55521393]

>>55520314
Yo spence, remember when you, me, and the boys used to plow that one kid's mom? Good times.

[Anonymous No.55521436]

>>55519499
>>55519509
>>55520676
>>55520739
>>55520803

Interesting, just because one of your non loser friends told you how dirty their sexual encounter was doesn't mean every girl smells like that. Do you mfs even get out of your cave long enough to physically see a woman? And the troll that birthed you doesn’t count.

[Anonymous No.55521437]

>>55519474
she really would be a lot more attractive if I didn't know she has a wrinkly vag. I didn't even know wrinkle vag was possible but not a huge fan

[Anonymous No.55521463]

>>55521108
dude I roflmaod at that one! xD
but seriously, tell that one to your sister

[Anonymous No.55521530]

>>55521436
Fuck up zoomer, your adoption of this feminized shaming language is actually embarassing. Lets be real here, you're more than likely a femoid. Eitherway youre a simpleton.

[Anonymous No.55521773]

obviously gold and silver. preferably synthetic (like paxg) so you dont actually have to pay the ridiculous premiums

[Anonymous No.55521848]

>>55521381
Start selling halfway through the third yearly green candle. Start buying at the end of the yearly red candle.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.55521863]

>>55519474
>What is the best place to put money you are saving to make a large purchase in 5 years? In crypto, you may gain, but you could also lose big and set yourself back.

Trying index investment platforms could be a cool idea but this is a strategy that's so underrated

[Anonymous No.55521901]

>>55519523
>Put it into Btc and Eth, dont check your wallet, dont check charts, work out in the mean time and keep making more money while that shit pumps.
I have some ETH for sure and I'm looking into AstraDAO at the moment

[Anonymous No.55521960]

>>55519756
Your forgot the most important piece:
>Live on your own
It doesn't matter how good looking or well dressed you are, if you are in your late 20's and still living with roommates or your parents you automatically go in the trash. The problem is that in most cities you need to be making triple the median income just to think about renting a 1 bedroom apt.

[Anonymous No.55522666]

>>55519474
>putting it into a savings
This is the only remedy to your problem anon. Just buy USDT and bank is via SpoolFi for risk mitigated yield that's inflation proof. I know Janitors will advice you otherwise, but don't be a smart ass.

[Anonymous No.55522753]

>>55519474
>5 years
HYSA or CD if you have an emergency fund and interest rates stop being funky. 5 years is too short to bank on investments.

[Anonymous No.55523488]

>>55519474
short link

pornography does a disservice to the young men that coomsoom it. real sex is much squishy-er. a properly lubricated woman's privates will make pronounced belches and fart sounds on each downstroke. porn rarely captures this but its worth pursuing real sex for the noises alone not to mention the pleasant muskiness.

[Anonymous No.55524226]

>>55519756

Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.55524251]

I bet her feet smell worst than her snatch

[Anonymous No.55524610]

>>55519756
who gives a fuck about those, just pay money for escorts and whores, dont waste your time on beating around the bush

[Anonymous No.55524644]

>>55524251
i bet her snatch smells like vanilla heaven

[Anonymous No.55524719]

>>55519474
lust provoking image

[Anonymous No.55524756]

>>55521108
he is right tho

[Anonymous No.55525603]

>>55519523
Not a bad plan oldfag, although I'd throw in some low caps like Near, Krest, Flux and Fet for maximum future gains.