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55519374 No.55519374 [Reply] [Original]

How are you profiting off this bizraellis?

>> No.55519377

at first I was hoping Bezos was now covered in tattoos instead he's just wearing a gay looking shirt

>> No.55519393
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>>55519374
Please sir, I need to pee so badly

>> No.55519617
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>>55519393
>Wagie did you not read the handbook?
>2oz of water per 90 mins to be consumed
>No water within 6 hours before your shift
>You have one pee break as per FDA guidelines after consuming a total of 10oz water

>You may take this break or not, but we will be docking your next weekly paycheck 20% for not following the rulebook
>Be warned, next time we will withhold an entire paycheck!

>> No.55519625

>>55519374
>>55519377
>>55519393
>>55519617

>have 500 billion
>settle with a 50-year old goblina

why do they do it guys?

>> No.55519628

>>55519625
To confuse and humiliate you

>> No.55519644
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>>55519625
He's probably fucked tons of young hot "standard pretty" women.
>At least I hope so
Goblina has her own money I think, so she's not some massive twat that will play him. She honestly seems like she just wants to have fun with his money and treat him well.
Imagine being the riches man in the world, and (hopefully) fucked 100's of 20yo blondes / asians / foreign women. He knows none of them love him, none of them are on his level. They all don't know how to "behave" ultra rich. and He is worried they might poison him and steal his money.

On the other hand this one looks like she already knows this lifestyle and is just a partner. I guess She is his "true love" kek
(She probably also sucks a mean dick look at those man lips)

>> No.55519647
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>>55519374
>even if i become one of the richest person in the whole world, the best i can hope for a bogged single mother who's still extremely friendly with the baby daddy
Welp, NEETing it is then.

>> No.55519653

haven't used amazog since wuhanGRIDS

>> No.55519662
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>>55519647
>>55519647
>richest man in the world
>cucked by everyone

Once a book nerd always a book nerd. money can't fake alpha

>> No.55519686

>>55519617
piss on the floor.

>> No.55519805

>>55519644
he's part mexican himself, so it's not particularly surprising he finds this attractive, she's like an aged mexican bimbo
he already has kids from a quality ex-wife so he's probably retiring somewhat from many years of taking on massive amounts of responsibility and enjoying himself now
there's no denying hispanic women are a lot of fun even if you'd be wise not to have kids with them

>> No.55519825

>>55519662
Actor's and athletes have the least loyal partners possible.

>> No.55519892

>>55519805
He's not part mexican, his step dad is though.

>> No.55519897

>>55519662
Nothing can.
Mike fucking tyson got cucked by his woman.
Human women are a menace.

>> No.55519910

>>55519892
He's American, of course he's part Mexican.

>> No.55520086

>>55519625
Basically he's socially awkward and not a sexy guy at all. So women (or in this case an obvious man) have to do all the work. She probably makes him feel like he's the one with the balls and horny and agressive and he loves that.

It's a specially trained mossad agent. She was probably taught how to just kiss balls for years. Akin to a sushi chef mastering rice washing for a decade before being moved to butthole stuff.

Yea. She's yoinkin out ropes. Who cares if she looks like a clown drawn on a pumpkin. Dump all day long in that.

>> No.55520114

>>55519805
>he's part mexican himself

His biological father is Dutch. His stepdad cuck is a mexican

>> No.55520142

>>55520114
kanker onzin

>> No.55520170

>>55520142
Dit

>> No.55520190

>>55519374
I'm so confused by how he spends his wealth. He became a billionaire so he can attend trashy parties pretending he is a 20 yr old cool guy?

>> No.55520197

>>55519374
By not consooming plastic Chinese widgets.

>> No.55520199

>>55519644
That picture she looks like a man. Which makes me think she probably is.

>> No.55520330

>>55519374
He should run for president.
That's what Lex Luthor did when he was retired.

>> No.55520355

>>55519374
what is prime day?
btw, I'm 28 today!!

>> No.55520384

>>55520355
happy bday fren, get yourself a nice lil government surveillance device on amazon as a treat

>> No.55520471

>>55519805
Hear hear

Check out Ben Mallah and his Mexican wife pure fun

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>>55519662
>>55519897
Women are insatiable in the long run. It's why loving them is pointless.

>> No.55520571

>>55519644
Oh, ofc he does. Pls check op picrel again.

>> No.55520684

>>55520505
>implying guys dont do the exact same thing

you would know if you werent an obvious virgin

>> No.55520714

>>55520684
this is true

>> No.55520720

>>55519374
By not buying cheap chink bullshit loss leaders.

>> No.55520793

>>55520714
no its better to just hate every woman ever because of some meme image someone posted on /pol/

>> No.55521823

>>55519897
It's all upbringing and how desensitized she is from previous partners, there's a reason men aimed for virgin wives all the way up to the 20th century.
It's not that hard to figure out.

>> No.55522788

>>55519374
Jannies misinformed me to focus on memes which I did but never made any gain up till today. Was even the stablecoins farming via SpoolFi that Jews suggested for me that kept me alive on blockchain currently.

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i bought a ninja blender for 30% off

>> No.55524266

>>55519644
hoping another man has fucked tons of hot young puss is a very strange state of mind brother. please do not do that anymore.

>> No.55524272

>>55519374

>> No.55524273

>>55519374
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/11/jeff-bezos-blue-origin-be-4-rocket-engine-explodes-during-testing.html
get back to work bozo. The congresscritters banned ULA from using russian engines and gave you those contracts on a silver plate.

>> No.55524277

>>55519625
Political marriage was the original intention of marriage.

>> No.55524293

>>55520793
I'll do that, thanks for the advice.

>> No.55524663

>>55519644
Fucking a lot gets old and tiring quickly outside of a loving relationship.