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>> No.55491038

n i g g e r

>> No.55491040

WOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.55491041

>>55491030
Why is this guy baking comfy cocaine straws?

>> No.55491043
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55491043

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>> No.55491050

>>55491043
what did you just buy?

>> No.55491051

>>55491043
What'd you buy, pal?

>> No.55491054

just realized less jobs is bullish for ai
of course it would be its so simple
0dte calls lets go

>> No.55491060

>>55488859
>the boomers retired last year on average and were the largest generation in history, gen x who is taking their place is the smallest, they are experiencing the highest wage growth in history and millenials are by extension because they are filling the surplus. Its not just low end retail, its everything
Best websites/YT channels/newsletters/etc. to keep up with broader macroeconomic trends such as this?

>> No.55491062
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55491062

>He baked

>> No.55491063
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>>55491050
>>55491051
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.55491064

>>55491028
Literally me fr fr

>> No.55491067

>>55491063
I would simply ride the bubble while it lasts

>> No.55491071

>>55491050
>>55491051
Your moms

>> No.55491073

>>55491063
why is that pumping?

>> No.55491074
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55491074

Banking!

>> No.55491076
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55491076

Another comfy week holding bags

>> No.55491077

>>55491063
~50% is an ideal profit taking area
id close before you get sad bro

>> No.55491078

Plunge protection team need to step they game up on god this is a weak ass pump stingy ass niggas probably got child support due by the 10th shit I know how dat be but damn

>> No.55491080
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Hmmmm, the DXY graph is looking inderasting

>> No.55491083
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>Wedbush Maintains Outperform on Rivian Automotive, Raises Price Target to $30
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.55491084

So the fed shouldn't be trying to prop up the market anymore. Is it really just dumb money holding it together? How much longer until it breaks?

>> No.55491088

>>55491084
Analysts say it could be a matter of weeks

>> No.55491090

>>55491063
>RIVN
I see these things all over Salt Lake City and Denver

>> No.55491092

>>55491084
Markets can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>> No.55491093
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55491093

TODAY'S FOREX UPDATE IS SPONSORED BY INT-

>> No.55491094

>>55491084
it wont break, the market is actually extremely strong, the fed is trying to weaken it

>> No.55491095

Oil is back in a bullmarket. Your USCPI reports will get fucked, no 3% and lower, back to 4% and higher

>> No.55491100

>>55491084
The fed can remain longer than the market can huff solvent

>> No.55491116
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>>55491095
oil has been crabbing for over 9 months anon

>> No.55491120

>>55491095

It had better be, I've been getting cucked by oil something terrible.

>> No.55491121

>>55491094
if the market is extremely strong why has the dow not made a new high from last year?

>> No.55491124
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55491124

pump it goyim

>> No.55491128
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55491128

>Some asshole thought 25k for PDT was to protect poorfags
I want to cunt punt that faggot who put that restriction.

>> No.55491134
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look at my extremely strong stock market

>> No.55491135
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>>55491124
Oh I pump it for Abby :)

>> No.55491136

>30 year yields spike higher for no reason on soft labor data
>Nasdaq immediately melts up
Great market

>> No.55491138

>>55491092
I'll be shorting the dax for months now. Every night I get paid. Even calculated it. And it will increase with higher rates cause it increased with the last 2 hikes. It's like using my money with 18% interest, kek. If I make money with DAX dropping too, I'm winning 2x

For US shorts I'd get even more. But I got assblasted with shorting the US mid june, fuck this son of a bitch fake market.

>> No.55491141

>>55491128
>too dum too trade futures

>> No.55491145

Looks like your boy The Quasar was right again. I'm up a cool twenty percents already since the open, what are you guys doing besides not being as good at this as me?

>> No.55491148

the weekly candle is going green today, goym

>> No.55491150

>>55491128
Consider the following: Actually they're right, and you would most likely lose money.
Most people most likely will lose money day trading.

If you have money, than losing a few thousands doesn't even hurt you at all, so it's fine that you're day trading and paying institutional salaries.

>> No.55491151

>>55491116
It has that sustainable look now. It's not bouncing high and dropping low, it's going steppes now, melt up. Might retest 80

>> No.55491155

>>55490919
>>55490923
Told you.

>> No.55491158

>>55491121
because the fed is trying to weaken the economy to fight inflation and its working

>> No.55491165
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55491165

>More jobs added means inflation means rate hikes continue, which is bearish for oil
>Less jobs added means economic downturn, which is bearish for oil

Basically it's over for oil, no-one will ever use this shit again

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>>55491135
how much networth for an abby tier wife?

>> No.55491168

>>55491158
pick one or the other bro

>> No.55491172

>>55491151
it's going to 54

>> No.55491177
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55491177

my sidebet isn't doing bad either

>> No.55491178

>>55491168
inflation is caused by a strong economy sport

>> No.55491181

>>55491150
it's such a arbitrary number. it doesn't matter how much money you have. me losing 5% with 3k is nothing compared to some anon who lost 5% with 300k. that guy would more likely rope than me.

>> No.55491182
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>>55491167
If you have to ask...

>> No.55491186

>>55491084
>So the fed shouldn't be trying to prop up the market anymore
Ever since the rate hikes started this doesn't seem to be the case, why would you say this?

>> No.55491191

>>55491181
Contrary to popular belief, it does matter how much money you have.
Zuckerberg can lose trillions in paper value and be fine. If mom and pop who heard about bitcoin GME tesla think it's a way to make easy money, they start to struggle to pay their rent
(some people are too poor to own their home)

>> No.55491192

>>55491178
if the economy weakens earnings suffer
you cant have a strong stock market in such conditions bro
you gotta pick one

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>>55491182
>>55491135
Jesus she ain't that bad with all that make-up and a nice photoshoot-tier lighting

>> No.55491197
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>>55491155

>> No.55491204

>>55491172
Only if there is a recession. And even then I think it will stay at 60.

>> No.55491205

>>55491191
I don't think anyone with 'fuck you money' day trades. they got hedge funds to do that.

>> No.55491206

That's one shizo market...yesterday gap down, today gap up...what the fuck is this momentum?

>> No.55491214
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>>55491194
>TFW that's how women work

>> No.55491218

>>55491192
earnings arent suffering, the increase in cost is passed onto the consumer, companies are posting record profits and workers are posting the highest wage increase in history, to not leave the lowest behind, the fed is raising rates to make borrowing more expense, limiting consumption and slowing the economy down. If you dont understand basic economics, you really shouldnt be trading

>> No.55491220

>>55491205
Oh, plenty of people do that. It's called play money.

Hedge funds are for clueless retired boomers, just a segment of the market.
Plenty of rich retail out there. All of tech, for one.

>> No.55491227

>>55491205
i have a fair amount of money and i just sold 0dte calls to pay for deli ham

>> No.55491234

>>55491227
Literally the most antisemitic move in the market today.

>> No.55491246

>>55491227
how much do you guys throw at 0dte calls. i can't afford throwing 1 day trade for a speculative swing

>> No.55491257
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55491257

how many days does it take for the market to price something in? Powell said they're likely to raise rates again this year and now Treasury/Bond ETFs have gone down quite a bit since last month, so when is this fully priced in for these assets to go back up or crab?

>> No.55491258
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55491258

I would go back to sleep if I could...

>> No.55491269
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>>55491246
very little, it's just for fun

>> No.55491275

>>55491257
it can take days to weeks to reach the price target that wallstreet wants, it depends on how far off the current price and their targets are
they'd have multiple targets set and wait for data

>> No.55491276
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55491276

I'm turning this fucking franchise around

>> No.55491284
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>>55491214
Yep, but men don't see that (or they choose not to see/remember). We only see/remember the best... which is why we are so pathetically easy

Fellow EUbros we are healing big time. I sincerely hope you guys slurped this generational bottom :)

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>>55491257
>25 bps = 1-2 days
>50 bps = 2-3 days
>75 bps = 4-6 days
Pretty much. Could be faster in this clown market

>> No.55491308

>>55491257
>he boughted treasury etfs

>> No.55491312

>>55491308
why shouldn't I?

>> No.55491342

>>55491312
Aren't higher rates killing them?

>> No.55491347

>missed cheapies yesterday because slept in until 1030
There better be a fucking sell off eod today I hate sitting on the sideline

>> No.55491351

anon was right we've entered the hyper-bart phase. prob gonna be over a month of this bs

>> No.55491356
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>>55491284
I'm a photographer and when I call them on details like that they spaz out. It's great.

>> No.55491369

Dear Jesus,

I need to complain to you about stock prices. Everyday these days i see red. I don’t like red candle. Every i lose money. I do not want that. Bobo is out of control man.

Please dear Jesus make stocks go up.
Amen

>> No.55491370

>>55491347
I missed gains cause I woke up too early and fucked myself over by closing my shorts. Would have made 2k, instead of 300. ffs. And now I lost connection. Gotta wait if they repump or I have to short lower.

>> No.55491397
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55491397

This is not according to keikaku

>> No.55491410
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>>55491356
Well, who wouldn't? Nobody likes having their ugliness pointed out :(

>> No.55491413
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55491413

your comment?

>> No.55491418

>opening hour faggotry is back
thank god

>> No.55491421
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>>55491410
Me. I do.

>> No.55491423

>>55491258
I'm right there with you my friend. Didn't get to bed until about 5am. Still dealing with work bs. Need to get in touch with one of my employees but now only is he asleep, he turned his phone off. So now I'm dead in the water just waiting for him to eventually wake up which he always sleeps late as fuck and this is a time sensitive issue.

>> No.55491424

>>55491413
Obvious bias.
A balanced chart would also show missing the 10, 20, 30 worst days.
The chart seems to be targeted at low critical thinking people, who will never even question the cherry-picking of only half the picture

>> No.55491457

>>55491423
Yeah I was wide awake at 5, tried to get back to sleep but once i'm up, im up. Fucking boring ass market.

>> No.55491458
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>Bonjour

>> No.55491460

>>55491413
ponzi

>> No.55491464
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>>55491458
FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

>> No.55491471

>>55491369
It's been like 2 days.

>> No.55491472

>>55491457
I technically don't have to be up for work until 3:30pm so I'm hoping I get this shit resolved and I can get a few more hours of sleep. Thank fuck it's Friday.

>> No.55491481

>>55491458
why do you always come in so late

>> No.55491485

beyond meat very good investment sirs

>> No.55491486

I wiped out my account trying to short NVDA. It's over.

>> No.55491490

ayo tell dem wypipo te call da ambalamps for my portfolio ya hear

>> No.55491501
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>>55491486
Why in hell would you short NVDA?

>> No.55491510

>>55491486
Topsignal, thanks

>> No.55491511

>>55491486
Madman contrarian play.

>> No.55491518

>>55491486
Imagine trying to time the top of speculative bubbles.

>> No.55491520

>>55491486
Now that you've realized you're not smart enough for options it's time for you to get into the leveraged etfs game

>> No.55491521
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there are options on the vix, looks like no volume though

>> No.55491538

>>55491472
Yeah, next week is going to be busy though so its a sword of damocles hanging over my weekend lol.

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>>55491521
the vix weeklys dont get traded much, look at 7/19

>> No.55491548
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>>55491486
>he shorted during the AI mania phase

>> No.55491550
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indexes flat
semis up modestly
oil ripping
dxy down

>feel free to add to the report

>> No.55491553

>high volume sell off
>low volume slurp
>slurp gets sold off on high volume
Why do people slurp moribund assets? I guess it's bots, slurp bots, but it's still dumb because whoever owns the bots is losing money.

>> No.55491557

>>55491257
It would be tortuous to have a maid like that. Maids should be old women.

>> No.55491560

>>55491521
i think the action in the VIX is on the futures contracts, i need to open an account at some point

>> No.55491572

>>55491550

>oil ripping

I never doubted my beautiful black gold even for a second

>> No.55491587
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>>55491557
Ehhh, what?

>> No.55491588

I need this market to get to $444 by Monday after lunch or I'm going to be wrong.

>> No.55491593

>>55491550
Please it's a Friday, I'm really not in the mood for ayyy posting.

>> No.55491594

>>55491572

Crude Oil WTI: $73

We're so back oily bros

>> No.55491595

>>55491557
Depends what rights they have in your country. I bet in UAE it's ok because you can probably rape them.

>> No.55491597

>>55491572
oil making higher highs on the daily. possible break out perhaps?

>> No.55491598
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do you use personal AI assistants for making trading/investing decisions yet?
could be interesting to create one's own small LLM with a couple indicators, philosophical frameworks, personal rules + risk profile to pretty much outsource doing the thinking everytime there is a buy/sell/hold decision to be made

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>>55491084
USD shitcoin is going to zero.

-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.5T

>> No.55491602

>>55491550
look at Russel's hot 2000, he's killing it today.

>> No.55491608

>>55491550
Based Ayy queen enjoyer.

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>>55491593
ayyy-girl best girl

>> No.55491613

>>55491544
thanks anon, got myself 1 put to see how theta plays out really as i usually trade 1 / 3 dte SPY

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>>55491602
>Mr. Russell going full Undertaker the last month
Oh yeah, this is real baby.

>> No.55491621

>>55491550
Bitcoin and gold miners are ripping.

>> No.55491623

>>55491167
500 gentile foreskins

>> No.55491625
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>>55491609
her kids are going to come out looking like pic related after some hand rubbing tiny hat wearing lizard person knocks her up

>> No.55491635
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The wall is relentless

>> No.55491642

>everything up
>healthcare down
CURE sisters... it's over

>> No.55491652

>>55491635
This pic made me gay

>> No.55491658

DXY down huge and equities aren't up big yet. That's honestly a bit concerning

>> No.55491667

>>55491609
She just have sucked and fucked a lot of Jews to get into Hollywood because she isn't even remotely attractive.

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>>55491635
>tfw knew a skank like the one on the left (looked eerily similar) but refused to date her on account of her pathetic height
The internet has really made a number on me. I can't even look at small chicks anymore because I keep thinking about the pathetic manlets that would create. I am aware that more than 12000 genes control height and of course there is diet, onset of androgenic steroids (and the amount) and puberty (which is why zoomies are so tall in my opinion, bc of low test and late onset of test)... and many other factors. Just stupid. None of my forebearers gave the slightest crap about any of that
Also
>Gold and Copper rippin hard
Finally starting to pay off

>> No.55491682

Stocks.

>> No.55491729

I don’t know where else to ask
Do any of you have a big TV? I currently have a 60” but want at least 65”, ideally more. Any recommendations of what to get, or what to absolutely avoid?

>> No.55491745
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I love crab days especially when all I'm doing is waiting for my verticals to auto-close

>> No.55491764

>>55491729
Think mines an 85, its an oled samsung. Tards over on /g/ can probably help more but its a tv, does it really fucking matter?

>> No.55491776

>>55491729
Only Samsung or Sony. Samsung is more normalfag, Sony is more enthusiast.

>> No.55491788

>>55491677
nigger what is wrong with you. Who talks like this

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>>55491776
>more enthusiast
Weird way to spell autist. I got a 85'' QLED (nice -40% sale) from Sony... holy crap is that UI and the controller absolute crap. Un-intuitive, slow, clumsy, and unresponsive.
>>55491729
Go with OLED if your budget can afford it, it really is that much better. I really really regret not going for OLED but rather went with a QLED. The contrast and the dynamic range just isn't there. Also, QLED is way too bright.
Hell, even my old Plasma was better (terrible power consumption and burn-in though)

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>>55491165
Anon the entirety of the economy from 2009 to 2020 was saved cause we had fracking. Obama and trump would be hated a lot more if not for that. We are treading water with oil and demand destruction is the cope on our way to ruin. Saudi arabia is collapsing in slow motion and all the oil fun times in the middle east is gone. "Data" is the new oil is not a meme and the big guys would rather have people arguing about the daily bullshit on zuccs or musks shitty platforms then burning down cities. Being an oil investor past 2005 is pretty dumb.

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Is there any hope for the cannabis stocks

>> No.55491815

>>55491599
looking at that, its going at the same rate since the eighties right? It triples over 20 years from 1980 to 2000. then it triples again (plus some) from 2000 to 2020, so its following the same rate of inflation. Its a bit worse from 2020 to 2023, but if they keep it below around 45T by 2040, wouldnt inflation feel the same as it has the past 40 years, kinda bad but not apocalyptic?
Or are you saying there is no shot at keeping it under that by 2040, so the dollar is doomed?
Also I know theres more to it than M2 = inflation, but you seem to be saying M2 is suggesting USD is screwed

>> No.55491822

>>55491677
heightism is truth
I literally cant take anyone serious if they are 1 head smaller than me, opinions get immediately discarded
its not a conscious decision, its basically like a visceral recoiling from that person, just like how u get a bad feeling about and dont want to associate with "unlucky" people = people who love losing

>> No.55491823

>>55491788
I mean I'll fuck spinners, but I'm not letting them mother manlets. Could you imagine having some Manlet son who gets beat up and bullied throughout school, only to turn into a school shooter, or some spinner daughter who just gets tossed around by guys like Baggie?

>> No.55491824

>>55491764
>>55491776
>>55491794
Thanks bros
I don’t really have any friends I can ask, and /g/ is, well, it’s /g/. I don’t need it for gaming, more just normal fag watching tv and streaming shit. I’m also a moron and don’t know anything about anything, despite all my portfolio positions being all green

>> No.55491830

>>55491822
Isn’t just height. Old people may as well be invisible and fattys are walking jokes

>> No.55491841

>>55491830
>fattys are walking jokes
giant jokes

>> No.55491845

is today red or green (or crab)

>> No.55491849
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>>55491667
you dont get it, thats what makes her attractive. because she looks like an alien

>> No.55491856

>>55491729
I've got a 77" LG OLED but burn-in makes me paranoid. No problems with it so far, BUT I got a really bad case of it with a 48" OLED I was using as a monitor. Luckily I bought the extended warranty so I should be able to get it fixed or replaced, but it's turned me off OLEDs. I was very careful with the pixel refreshing shit, screensavers, always turning the monitor off when it wasn't in use, etc., and it still happened. Kinda regret the 77" purchase and wish I'd gotten something else. I've also got a 65" Sony that was one of the last LCDs they made, great picture quality and really good black levels for an LCD.

tl;dr, OLEDs are all about the black levels and personally I feel like the risks aren't worth it. If I had it to do over again I'd probably get a Samsung QLED or something.

>> No.55491857

>>55491822
>unlucky
>people who LOVE losing
Are you mentally retarded?

>> No.55491855

>>55491815
>theres more to it than M2 = inflation
This meme needs to die.

>> No.55491869

>>55491849
My gookfu looks like an alien, is that what makes asians attractive?

>> No.55491877

>>55491845
>>55491458

>> No.55491884
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>>55491642
you may be too early for biotech, or too late.

>> No.55491886
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>>55491822
>heightism is truth
Nah, only for procreation. I've never understood the internet's general obsession with height beyond procreation (the only aspect where it actually makes sense).
I am taller than my ancestors... so what? All of them were chads that got beautiful wives and worked crazy hard to further our family fortune. My grandfather is a head shorter yet his hands are quite literally twice as big as mine.
Look at all these zoomies. You reckon their height makes them better? Nah, it's mostly on account of lower Test and later onset of Test
Also
>+4% today
EUbros, we are healing big time

>> No.55491888
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55491888

>>55491849
>>55491869
Uhh definitely not. I'm not attracted to ayyys and neither should you marshal applewhite

>> No.55491891

>>55491869
no, do you see how this girl has a nose bridge, a non sunken in forehead, and eyelids that are more than one nanometer apart?
kys

>> No.55491901
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Ayyfu bogged herself with the buccal fat surgery btw, but I don't care.

>> No.55491908

>>55491901
just another narcissist celebrity who gives a fuck.

>> No.55491912

>>55491891
>implying there's only one species of attractive aliens
you should go outside and do the opposite of keeping yourself safe, like play frogger on a major highway.

>> No.55491918

>>55491830
fatties are losers who have given up on themselves or have no standards/discipline
everyone gets old, so that makes it about ageing gracefully and signaling to the younger gen that you have meaningful wisdom to share without imposing too much

>>55491857
anon, this is a well known phenomenon
why do pathological gamblers exist?
why do people selfsabotage before hitting their goals?
why do people punish themselves after winning?
why do people pretend to have several illnesses or mutilate themselves?

they get high on the pity/sympathy from others or they have a fucked up internal self-image they need reality to conform with, i.e. they "love" losing

>> No.55491925

>>55491886
Tall people a part of an entirely different social caste

>> No.55491927

>>55491918
>why do people punish themselves after winning?
That's a thing?

>> No.55491929

>>55491856
I want to get a bigger TV but have no way of transporting it because I don't have a truck and I don't trust some ex-con delivery driver to bring it to me either.

>> No.55491935

>>55491912
i didnt read this post and also youre filtered

>> No.55491937

>>55491888
uhhh, why do you have a picture of my gookfu saved on your device? can you kindly delete this?

>> No.55491944

>>55491929
If you buy it from Amazon and it arrives broken, you can return it and they'll pick up the damaged unit.

>> No.55491956

Be careful sharing your opinions IRL. It's not the internet and you very well may bleed to death at a strip mall someplace internet speaking to the wrong person.

>> No.55491959
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55491959

how do i short black people

>> No.55491961

>>55491886
>later onset of Test

kek all the early FtM trannies will turn into manlets?

be that as it may, studies show that height and professional performance are highly correlated (just like beauty and facial symmetry are) which is probably mainly due to good nutrition, especially sufficient portien during development
so your ancestors may have fucked a cute goblina, but likely suffered from missed opportunities due to low height

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55491966

wheres the volatility?? i cant trade this

>> No.55491969

>>55491959
Just sit back and watch them do it to themselves. Black males anyhow, black women took a blow with the affirmative action college enrollment deal but still have some upside and upwards mobility

>> No.55491973

>>55491956
>spending time around people who don't share your opinions
lmao

>> No.55491977

>>55491937
Hey you're the one that posted them in the first place baggot.

>> No.55491982

>>55491966
you were supposed to buy calls at the open, and sell them on Monday after we gap up.

>> No.55491997

>>55491959
oh oh, Warren gonna kill Powell

>> No.55491998

>>55491977
He might have posted them first, but you weren't supposed to save them to your device, they were supposed to get deleted when the thread 404'd and she's not even Baggot's gookfu anymore, she left his loser ass for The Mother Fucking Quasar.

>> No.55492005

>>55491982
Can I apply this strategy to RIVN as well?

>> No.55492018

>>55492005
The Quasar doesn't know about RIVN, The Quasar's strategy just applies to the S&P 500 Index fund SPY.

>> No.55492030

>>55491959
>despite being 13% of the population, they account for half of unemployment
economically speaking what is the status of prison apes? would they be counted as unemployed or left off the books?

>> No.55492032

im a proud beyond meat investor

>> No.55492034
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>>55491998
Nah she left baggot for this really cool fucking dude called johnny fathands. They are currently in bed together making jokes about baggot's 3.5 inch schmeckel. Pic related.

>> No.55492041

>>55491973
Kek, Baggie.

>> No.55492047
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>>55492034
That's funny, I heard Johnny Fat Hands is raising The Quasar's biological daughter. Pic relatetd.

>> No.55492051

>>55492034
so fucking ugly

>> No.55492056
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55492056

so this model was the one that originally got me into the alien aesthetic, i think her example is the purest form of ayyy. im not sure what nationality or gene combo produces this but i think its pretty rare.

>> No.55492059

>>55492056
>i think its pretty rare
I'm pretty sure its really common in other parts of the galaxy.

>> No.55492061

>>55492056
Disgusting insect

>> No.55492062
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>>55491961
You can't be serious right? Studies? Take some favorable data and publish it... I have worked in research, m8. Everyone knows 90%+ of studies out there are utter crap.
I can't imagine there is much difference in professional performance between someone that is 6'0 and 6'5. If anything, the guy that is 6'5 will probably have some back problems (I really really feel sorry for a guy that I know that is 6'8. His back problems are pretty bad and he doesn't fit anywhere).
I am also uncertain of the "good nutrition and lots of protein" correlation to height considering we eat less protein than Baby boomers and have shittier diets than Baby boomers (also less healthy in general). Also, wouldn't fatties (during adolescence) be taller then? Nah, it's tiny lankies with twig arms that barely eat anything.
>fucked a cute goblina
Since I ain't American, no goblinas here, m8.

The science pertaining to height just isn't there m8. Biological sciences have been severely lagging behind other sciences for decades. We haven't even established the issue with fuckin cholesterol yet. But of course the internet gets all uppity and goes full on extreme mode on every issue. It's like people here pretending to be experts on hair loss and how it's all connected to DHT (when in reality the issue is significantly more complex and a lot of times has nothing to do with DHT)

>> No.55492065
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>>55492047
While it's normally safe to assume baggot is a nigger, that photo is shopped and and a poor shop at that.

>> No.55492067
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55492067

>>55492062
>I ain't American
GET. OUT.

>> No.55492068
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55492068

Well, jumped out with my gains just in time for lunch break. Pretty chill day.

>> No.55492086
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55492086

I'm up 34% on my calls. Getting the urge to sell...

>> No.55492094
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>>55492062

>> No.55492095
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55492095

>>55492061
personally i think she is one of the most attractive people who has ever lived. her beauty is unnaturally divine

>> No.55492099

I just maded $700 today
Whenever I buy an individual stock I always just sell when it goes up. Is day trading random bullshit with my cash account and DCA into SPY a good strategy? Buying SPY at the all time high seems kinda retarded so idk what to do.

>> No.55492101

>>55492086
you really boutta hold green calls over the weekend?
i wouldnt

>> No.55492103
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55492103

Its kinda fucked up when you make like twice your monthly costs in 3 hours

>> No.55492106

>>55492095
Her eyes are literally a full 12 inches apart. Disgusting.

>> No.55492107

>>55492086
>>55492099
I was up 3.4% and sold lol

>> No.55492114
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55492114

This market is both fake and gay.

>> No.55492118

>>55492101
No I think I'm definitely selling by EOD.
>>55492107
It's only about $700. I want more but I don't want to get too greedy.

>> No.55492119

>>55492086
I'm up thirty-eight percents, but I know if I give it until after Monday's gap and go, it'll be like two hundred fifty to three hundred percents. that's like leaving eighty percents of your gains on the table.

>> No.55492124

>>55492103
Now THIS is podracing

>> No.55492127
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55492127

You bought calls right anon?

>> No.55492142
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55492142

wait for it....wait for it....RSI almost over 70 on the 5min

>> No.55492144

>>55492114
Cope.

>> No.55492145
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55492145

>>55492068
>>55492086
What's with all the burger posting

>> No.55492146

Well hey Joe six-pack white man. Now what are you to do? Just think of who you can't criticize. You'll see who's screwing you. He says he's white one moment, then proclaims that he's a jew!
>>55492127
Yeah, on NTR and MOS >:D

>> No.55492153

>>55492142
>this meme line is gonna be the one
i hope you are not in puts anon, RSI can sit over 70 for hours

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>crypto

>> No.55492156
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55492156

>>55492114
Always has been.

>> No.55492169

XoM have any upside? Looks to be under performing and under fair market value

>> No.55492172

>>55492118
My brain is just fried from thinking in crypto terms of XX multiples, but in stocks isn't 5-10% a pretty big move. If I buy and the stock instantly does a 10% I'm definitely selling.

>> No.55492174
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>>55492127
I did and they're up nearly 40%
>>55492145

>> No.55492185
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55492185

WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

>> No.55492187

>>55492155
Larry Fink is longing BTC. Compared it to gold, so it's probably, definitely going parabolic. New paradigm mode.

>> No.55492189

>>55492172
It is, yeah. Although with options it's a little different. Still, profits are profits. I think RIVN has a little more room left to run today, though. But I'm afraid of getting dumped on in the last hour of trading.

>> No.55492192

>>55492062
ever heard of growth/devlopmental retardation? its kids of poor families that look a couple years younger because they dont get adequate nutrition to grow
also greatest gen/boomers who grew up in or right after the war were eating rationed meals, so no, they did not get more protein than people right now do
talk to your granny and ask her how often they ate meat when she was a kid - it was usually once a week and at times weird parts like offal
I largely agree on the scientism topic, however the statement ">90% of studies are bunk, so we cant know what truth approximately is" is just as meaningless as the statement ">90% of traders lose money, so it's no point in trying"

>> No.55492194

>>55492103
That's why capitalism is evil. Only with money you can make this. And when you have a lot of it more and when you have a lot of it and lose some, doesn't matter.

>> No.55492197
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>>55492153
heh, perfect trade. dropped right at the upper bollingerband at 70 RSI. maybe you can learn something kid. just banked $800 for the day.

>> No.55492201
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>>55492146
>>55492174
gonna make it

>> No.55492208

>>55492194
dont pretend gambling is capitalism
making money off of gambling retards is capitalism

>> No.55492209

>>55492103
It’s even more fucked up when you lose it all just as easily

>> No.55492213
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55492213

This weeks episode of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>> No.55492221

Is it worth trying to milk every drop of theta out of the call option I sold? I am at work constantly checking to see if TQQQ is below $41 so I don't get assigned.

>> No.55492222

>>55492187
>He said it on cnbc so he must be longing!
Retard btc is going to 20k by October.

>> No.55492223
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55492223

>>55492142
>5 minute chart
Oh really bobo...? this again huh?

>> No.55492233

>>55492213
Its gonna be a shitty year soon here isnt it lol, why does it always line up with the fall

>> No.55492235
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55492235

Fuck it, I sold. 43% is good enough for me. Now I can get some work done and stop looking at tickers every 5 seconds.

>> No.55492237

>>55492208
You understand options are capitalistic in their nature as they are leveraged instruments that simulate capital? So 10 dollars are like 10000? Yes, it's gambling to some degree, capital for time (expiry), but it's capitalistic.

>> No.55492242

>>55492222
>being this retarded
You will not be allowed access to Cascadia, sir.

>> No.55492251

What are some cheap options for poorfags? Or don't even bother? I know buying weeklies OTM is retarded

>> No.55492253
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>full port in spy 443 calls
>it is starting to look possible

>> No.55492257
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>>55492213
>That SVB sharktooth
lmao

>> No.55492258

What's Burry been up to lately?

>> No.55492267

>>55492242
>And every time we touch, I get this feeling
NOOOOO LET ME IN!!!!!!!!

>> No.55492269
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>>55492235
>and stop looking at tickers every 5 seconds.
Anon I believe in you, but we both know that's not going to happen.

>> No.55492271

>>55492258
Probably trading commodities

>> No.55492275

>>55492257
Turns out SVB was an absolute nothingburger.

>> No.55492283
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>>55492275
I got trolled so hard it was unreal.

>> No.55492285

So everyone has been long since October, right? It was obviously the bottom...
>>55492267
No bugmen allowed, pal. Frozen dinner wasteland for you.

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>>55491030
Holy fuck this general is dead lmao good I hated all of you faggots anyways

>> No.55492288
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I had deenz and a sip for breakfast

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>>55492275
Thanks to btfp nothing else, well would you look at that bond yields are back to the same level those banks failed at. Really makes you wonder.

>> No.55492296
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And just like.... the And Just Like That Posting will continue!

>> No.55492303

AMERICAN PIECES OF SHIT PUMP THE MARKET AFTER THE EUROPEANS LEAVE

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

>> No.55492304
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I-I'M GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55492308

>>55492285
>Denied access to Portland
Oh no nigger how will I live!

>> No.55492310

Bobos had their 1 slightly red day to price in the next 2 rate hikes, we resume the pump to new all time highs now. Never bet against America.

>> No.55492312

>>55492303
europoors dont have money and are irrelevant

>> No.55492313
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WTFWT?!

>> No.55492318

>>55492253
Never go full port!

>> No.55492327
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>>55492289
reply in picrealted
i'm getting harassed by this website

>> No.55492328
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55492328

>>55492303
Hail to the king, baby.

>> No.55492335

How does CVNA keep going? It’s been straight up 2 months of pumping

>> No.55492336

>>55492310
It's just too easy.

>> No.55492337

>>55492318
i always keep my portfolio small by both being retarded and wasting money and being just smart enough to withdraw money when i do win

>> No.55492339
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55492339

kek at the super volume pump. Who's buying?

>best danmachi girl
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrLdPqyA/results

>> No.55492340
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>>55492303
We run this shit

>> No.55492344

>>55492313
Gap filling

>> No.55492345
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55492345

So you are buying MOS and NTR, right, anon?
>pic rel
>>55492288
>Oh no nigger how will I live!
Poorly, and malnourished from your frozen dinners and bugchink women. Hope you enjoy that stuff.

>> No.55492348

>>55492303
it's our market. why on earth would that not be the case?

>> No.55492351

>>55492335
People really, really, really want to buy used cars at jacked up prices from a giant blue elevator

>> No.55492352

>>55492339
The elf is best girl - they usually are

>> No.55492353

>>55492223
it was bearish for about 10 seconds. all within my parameters. right about now would be another good time for puts.

>> No.55492360
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55492360

Are we back in a 10 year golden bull run?

>> No.55492361

>>55492352
Add it to the poll, bro. Also, fuck this pump. My euro index puts are gonna hurt on monday.

>> No.55492364

>>55492345
No but I know once I buy it will tank

>> No.55492367
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>>55492327
Just when it comes to the regional bank balance sheets. Higher the yields go for them they have to sell bonds at a discount, but you're right jpm is just gonna eat them and fed will bailout. I still think it's a good indicator, fomc cucks just being to opaque on actual terminal rate and it's tiresome.

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55492371

>>55492360
I feel my arteries clogging simply watching these fat slobs.

>> No.55492372

>>55492364
>No but I know once I buy it will tank
Buy it then, you dumb bitch. I want cheaper shares.

>> No.55492377

>>55492360
this account is followed by a ton of those feeder fetish guys isnt it

>> No.55492383
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>>55492367
no regional bank is going to sell their bonds.
youre confused about mark to market for their AFS bonds.
No bank has any reason to sell their securities while the BTFP exists.
Im happy to explain it to you if you promise to stop talking about shit you have no clue about

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>>55492383
go on

>> No.55492392
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GEVObaggies, our time draws ever closer. Soon we'll all be free from this hell.

>> No.55492406
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55492406

>>55492360
If I ever get rich I am going to use all of my funds to build the biggest gas chamber in history to cram each and every zoomer in there and eradicate them all at once.

>> No.55492407

>>55491959
Sheeeeit

>> No.55492416

>>55492406
I’d recommend one at a time, that gas chamber is going to have to be the size of Europe to cram them all in

>> No.55492422

>>55492372
Buying puts now.

>> No.55492430

>>55492303
Yeah should have closed that small short position one hour ago, now in red for nothing, straight line up suddenly. All timed bullshit

>> No.55492431

>>55492416
>that gas chamber is going to have to be the size of Europe to cram them all in
that's the plan.

>> No.55492434

>yields for bonds are rising more because the fed is dumping its balance sheet and not because of interest rates
I hate this

>> No.55492441
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55492441

yep, I bought X and CLF

>> No.55492442

>no news
>not a single lick of it
>and yet we are pumping all the same

>> No.55492448

>>55492434
>fed is dumping its balance sheet
It's mostly just bonds maturing which they have been holding (to maturity)
Haven't your read their memo?
What's impressive however is the fact that the US seemingly has absolutely no issue to refinance these maturing bonds on the open market again.

>> No.55492449

>>55492303
They suddenly switched to pumping EU now cause they can't buy their shit anymore

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55492455

>>55492442

>> No.55492464

>>55492441
Why X?

>> No.55492466
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55492466

if I sold my UVXY during the top yesterday and bought the bottom of RIVN it would have been green boy summer for me

>> No.55492468

>>55492442
Sometimes it do be like dat.

>> No.55492472

how can weathermen/women keep getting away with tempting me with a thunderstorm symbol that disappears by the appointed time?

>> No.55492473

I fuckin knew I should have waited til closing to short DAX. Fuckin burgers, everytime

>> No.55492481

Good time to buy ARKK?

>> No.55492484

>>55492390
they can pledge their investment securities to the BTFP and receive cash at par (100% of the market value at that time).
There is also no prepay penalty. Meaning if the value of the bonds they hold goes up, they can give the cash back and turn around and pledge those securities right back to the BTFP for more money.

Why would you sell those bonds for a 1 time cash payment at a discount and realize that loss?

>> No.55492488

>>55492213
>>55492233
>>55492257
>WACL
Does the fed create new money when they purchase assets? (If so, always?)
Do they destroy that money when they sell assets?

>> No.55492496
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55492496

>>55492488
It's a big accounting card shuffle trick.

>> No.55492513

>>55492488
yes and yes. but they're not selling assets now though, they're just letting them mature without rebuying new stuff

>> No.55492535

>>55492484
good point

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55492539

weekly candle has almost turned green on spy

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55492549

>>55492539

>> No.55492552

>>55492472
(((thunderstorm)))
>perfect day
>goyim stay inside
It's so they don't have to share the beach with you.

>>55492496
>It's a big accounting card shuffle trick.
I'm trying to wrap my mind around what's actually happening. I always end up off track and reading about the repo markets and reverse repo. Or some oversimplified babies first bank redpill, fractional reserve, which of course is relevant but there's so much more happening than that.

>>55492513
>letting them mature
Ah of course since it's debt instruments. Does that mean they destroy the principal and the interest?

>> No.55492580

>>55492484
What about paying depositors 5%+ when those bonds and MBS's have coupons of 2%-ish? surely they can't have such a big mismatch in cash flow?

>> No.55492586

>>55492552
well that's a weird way of doing it because i'd be more likely to go to the beach during a thunderstorm

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55492592

>ASTS

should I buyed?

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55492597

>>55492552
>>55492586
no one here goes to the beach, regardless of weather

>> No.55492598

>>55492586
What for? Is the beach a good place to view thunderstorms?

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55492609

Gradually unfucking myself. Hope all you other /smg/gers are doing well too.

>> No.55492615
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55492615

SOXL forever

>> No.55492616

>>55492466
if i had made the perfect trade id be rich too

>> No.55492619

>>55492472
Most weatherpeople tend to err on the side of caution, so they predict rain if there's even a cunt hair of a chance. That way if it doesn't rain and you can go do whatever you wanted outdoors, you're like "Oh cool, weather looks good this weekend, let's go do something". If it does rain, well, they told you it was gonna rain. Whereas if they don't predict the rain, and your plans get rained out, you're like "fucking weathergirl said it was going to be sunny this weekend, incompetent bitch".

>> No.55492621

>>55492609

Very gradually, some of my biggest most heaviest bags went up bigly today.

>> No.55492622

Stupid call options are only up 120%, how am I supposed to make it at this rate if I can't even get a 5 bagger.

>> No.55492624

>>55492609
i want a fucking MSFT dip to go all in.

>> No.55492627

>>55492609
i would've been cruising but i lost my bags too early to an ill timed covered call
i'd like to speak to tom sosnoff

>> No.55492635
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55492635

I cannot fucking believe that people genuinely doubted the permabulls. What the fuck are you bobos thinking?

>> No.55492637

>>55492406
Hahaa not me I'm one of the good zoomers i was born in the wrong the hecking generation.

>> No.55492640

>>55492616
>>55492466
I could've bought NVDA, AAPL and META (then FB) when they dipped last year and I didn't. Can't stop kicking myself for this.

>>55492609
Wagmi. Someone mentioned TSM's upcoming earnings yesterday. I have been planning to buy a bag and I had some cash do I went 3x. Up 4.5% so far.

>>55492619
Fucking a weathergirl is on my bucket list.

>> No.55492645

>>55492637
sorry pal
'born after 95? not to be left alive'

>> No.55492647

>>55492624
Why MSFT?

>> No.55492656

If I wasn't such a winner I would be a loser like all of you.

>> No.55492663

>>>/tv/187234178
fucking hell, I found one of you cunts in a Commamdo thread

>> No.55492667

im going to cut my losses at -8% on my gold miners. Its been a sideways crab for 3 years. someone shill me some volatile growth stocks i can throw money at.

>> No.55492670

>>55492645
Yes I love those lyrics by my favorite band from the better times - The Doors.I was born in the wrong generation.

>> No.55492680

>>55492667
UCO. The SPR is over and oil is BACK.

>> No.55492690

>>55492670
So you're the one leaving those "I'm 23 and I love this music" comments on the Led Zeppelin songs on Jewtube

>> No.55492695

>>55492670
Omg me too what's your favourite Edith Piaf song? I should've been born in 1920

>> No.55492698

>>55492635
Bobos were actually right. You just had to buy back when it went down
If you think it's a good entry now, enter
Just holding SPY is for grandpa

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55492699

>>55492663
Haha couldn't be me

>> No.55492701

>>55492647
didnt you see jpm gave them a price target of 400. msft has the best of all to capitalize on AI.

>> No.55492703

>>55492698
>fucko ID
Don't listen to this guy

>> No.55492713

>>55492701
That's only a 17% gain lol

>> No.55492718

>>55492690
Yes. I usually make one or two of those comments a day on new songs from the olden days I find on Youtube.

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rates dont matter anymore. the market is saved

>> No.55492735

>>55492690
Stupid fucking zoomers don't realize their only purpose is to save the generation alpha girls from breeding with niggers and wish they could have been drafted to go die in nam instead of going to fight along side the twinks vs the chinks.

>> No.55492741

BOILbros what the fuck happened?

>> No.55492744

>>55492609
I am very close to recovering from 2022
This means biblical dump soon, trade accordingly

>> No.55492749

>>55492680
commodities are for toddlers. i want to REAALLLYYY lose my money anons, shill me some AI stocks. I already own CHAT, i may double down.

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I am making money today

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>>55492713
thats what ITM options are for smarty pants.

>> No.55492756

>>55492749
AAOI, AI, BELFB, TER.

>> No.55492759

>>55492749
If you're interested in losing money, just buy some UVXY

>> No.55492773

>>55492749
UBOT Robotics, Artificial Intelligence & Automation 2x

>> No.55492775 [DELETED] 

New >>55492771

>> No.55492794
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55492794

Its so fucking over bros....

>> No.55492811

>>55492749
BOTZ
IRBO
AI
CXAI
GFAI
IDAI
SOUN
VISL
BFRG
KSCP
BBAI
AMST
GSIT
CMCM
FOXO
MRAI
INPX
POAI
PBTS

Knock yourself out

>> No.55492813
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55492813

The top is in for today

>> No.55492820

>>55492756
>AI
kek
>>55492759
thanks baggie
>>55492773
added to watchlist

>>55492811
thanks for the list, i dont have enough capital to throw at all of those.

just picked up AAOI, someone tell the bots and make them sell.

>> No.55492825

>>55492820
>AI
>kek
Shhh don't tell him.

>> No.55492828

>>55492794
why didnt you sell you fucking shithead.

>> No.55492836

>>55492735
women love brown zoomer cock. thick brown zoomer cock.

>> No.55492838

>>55492794
Bruh
>>55492820
I myself got mildly heemed fucking around with BBAI a while back.

>> No.55492842

why did the new thread get deleted?

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i had a dream that intel stock was over $100. the media was very excited about 3 new products and they were talking about how it had regained leadership. all the money girls were smiling, the color palette was red white and blue, and it felt so real.

>> No.55492854

>>55492749
>>55492759


I can recomend uvxy, i also bought it at like 18

>> No.55492861

>>55492221
Why not just roll it forward and enjoy your Friday?

>> No.55492868

>>55492836
not based, absolutely opposite of based and blue pilled

>> No.55492870

>>55492580
No bank’s main interest earning assets are its investments.
It’s their loans.
You can look up their average yield on loans vs their cost of funds and see the loans yield much more than the average deposit costs.

>> No.55492874

im sitiing on cash still. wonder is this the turn for another bull times

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55492875

>>55492828
>>55492838
Trust the plan

>> No.55492876

>>55492257
Why the white power sign? What are we in for?

>> No.55492877

>thread's at 346
>anon bakes
>janny deletes
Literal retard

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Are we about to pump or are we about to dump???

>> No.55492891

>>55492874
The way I see it, I have no hope of timing the market. So I should always have some cash and some stocks.

>> No.55492893

>>55492877
Have to save room for all the pajeet shitcoin threads anon

>> No.55492900

>>55492775
janny aint gonna like this

>> No.55492905

>>55492890
Keep in mind that guy in the video is a full 3 inches taller than baggot

>> No.55492909

>>55492890
We're about to crab.

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55492911

>>55492890
Imagine being short in this market

>> No.55492915

>>55492876
13% of the population making up 50% of unemployment claims.

>> No.55492920

Finally, the last thread. We're free.

>> No.55492926

>>55492919

>> No.55492929

>>55492813
did it hurt?

>> No.55492937

>>55492926
I'm NOT migrating to this thread until I'm sure it's not going to be deleted like 15 posts in.

>> No.55494474

>>55491128
it literally was, though. early internet brokers were scalping their depositors with transaction fees. people who churned more than 6% of their account daily were getting slaughtered. fees were $10-$20 per order back then. (see: https://www.thestreet.com/personal-finance/what-works-on-the-best-overall-brokers-for-2001-1221609))