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>> No.55483594

Red day: Bulltrap edition

>> No.55483595
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>> No.55483601

Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished. The higher the "Line god" (GDP) is, the lower life is. Every single parasite like you needs to be euthanized

>> No.55483609
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>> No.55483614
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Fuck coinbase

>> No.55483616
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first for healing

>> No.55483624

at least he got up and put it in the trash
a lot more respectable than i woudlve expected from his kind

>> No.55483626


>> No.55483627
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>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4] >https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>> No.55483628

The dip is being slurped, we close green.

>> No.55483634
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Give me a reason to not put WTI calls

>> No.55483640
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rebounds ain't healing
it's temporisation

>> No.55483643
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>be -87% on bag of RIVN from years ago
>do pretty well on AI memestocks
>sold all of my AI stocks and went all-in RIVN on June 12th
mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the biggest brain of them all

>> No.55483646

wait till sour hour

>> No.55483647

Will close green. Yields will continue to rise

>> No.55483653
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In all seriousness, I agree with you. It says a lot about a person.

>> No.55483655
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kek, shouldve went all in LCID at the dip

>> No.55483657

Guys I just noticed the 2022 minted quarter has George Washington face right while every other version has him facing left. And 2022 has been the absolute worst year for stocks and bonds in the entire history of the US. What does this mean?

>> No.55483658
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I hate working west coast corporate life
Here’s a new edition of LinkedIn crap I see.
I like this one. Of course she can’t say what actually needs to be accomplished for equality, it would put her out of a job if a goal was set and reached.

>> No.55483659
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I'm about to go all in 1dte calls

>> No.55483663

Whiskey sour, I hope.

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>> No.55483676

shit, what was this comic called? I vaguely remember it

>> No.55483677
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Red. We close deep, blood red. So red red red that it will redder than tomatoes. The reddest day in the history of red days. Stocks are crashing into the red. So red that everyone should sell everything. Red. RED. R E D.

>> No.55483687
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You would be super fun at parties should you ever be invited to one.

>> No.55483693
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I fucking hate linkedin. They sold my info so now I get like six emails a day from these sales tards.

>> No.55483694

The Fed is guaranteed to hike next meeting, but what's more interesting is whether they'll pause in September or push a more hawkish increase in response to the numbers
The data is not looking great so far. If Powel wants to be taken seriously, he's going to have to assert himself really soon.

>> No.55483698
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masturbation municipality

>> No.55483713

do it please

>> No.55483715

Uhh is 4chan getting a bit fucky for everyone else?

>> No.55483719

Bros I just took a big dump
What does this mean financially speaking?

>> No.55483727

Hi Troy!

>> No.55483730
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You bought calls right anon?

>> No.55483731

We need to look at the firmness and the shape of the log
Pellets are very bearish, runny consistency is good for the bull run

>> No.55483741

Troy at Omni Energy Solutions, eh? How's it going this morning?

>> No.55483743
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Clean V

>> No.55483747
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tried to tell you guys -1.5% was the bottom

>> No.55483755

I need to sell my BSM shares, how do i shill people into buying so I don't end up red when selling? It's 15.5 now I need 16 to break even. Can I trick some zoomers that it's actually crypto?

>> No.55483762

...great now I doxed myself

>> No.55483766

Reminder that this poster is literally a fed.

>> No.55483767

I told you bobo losers, SPX will NEVER be below 4400 ever again.

>> No.55483768

Just look at this beautiful retracement. Bobob seething and bull run reclaimed. Fuckin insane

>> No.55483769
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Many such cases!

>> No.55483770
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>we're winniiing

>> No.55483776

Just sold half. This was probably the main rebound.
Today I bought the daily bottom, and I probably sold the daily top, or close to it.

>> No.55483784
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>buy XXII cheapies
>1-for-15 r/s
>direct offering
gambling on it was a BIG MISTAKE

>> No.55483786

it works till it doesnt

>> No.55483788
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So fucky fucky

>> No.55483794

Lmao did anyone actually think we wouldn't close green today?

>> No.55483796
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the recession narrative collapses tomorrow.

to be replaced by the pretending of upcoming priced in rate hikes.

>> No.55483798
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>Vix "skyrockets"
>to 16

>> No.55483799

Alright I closed my puts and switched to SPY calls. Lets make some fucking money.

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Oh, I like that one.

>> No.55483808

not even at 0 percent. Not even at -.5 percent. This dump is here to stay

>> No.55483819

It's over, sell everything.

>> No.55483820

We're close green bobochud. Strongest US economy in history

>> No.55483823
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I thought we would crab

>> No.55483824

this but we will finish down around 100 points (dow)

>> No.55483829

This economy isn't actually very strong. I'd say it's weaker than pre-pandemic.

>> No.55483830
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cant make this shit up

>> No.55483835

The biotech sector has been awful in the past few weeks.
Shorting it by buying the BIS inverse ETF is going to be profitable for me.

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>> No.55483852

4400 will be defended and then S&P melts up for the rest of the day. It's obvious

>> No.55483854

Why did it stop going up?

>> No.55483857

Made a phone call. Needs to go a bit lower before I can enter again.

>> No.55483858
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literally every dip gets bought for eternity. unironically rates & and fundamentals dont matter. I can't believe this is the market.

>> No.55483862

It’s cool Troy
What kind of pizza do you like?

>> No.55483869
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MM hungry
I'm pretty sure bailing out sivb in march in less that 24hours was pretty obvious we were going to ignore that shit.

>> No.55483870

just buy the dip anon. I loaded up more all morning.

>> No.55483877
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The reason people buy into the market is because they expect it to go up simple as.

>> No.55483887
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Pepperoni bacon

>> No.55483913

Glownigger market. See you at SPY < 180.

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>> No.55483919
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>See you at SPY < 180.
I'd fucking cum.

>> No.55483925
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Go moderate wallstreetsilver on plebbit plz

>> No.55483927

>Any dip buyer is a fed

>> No.55483932
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>lower than peak corona
sorry ATH in 52weeks is more believable

>> No.55483942
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Gliwnigger markets are a continuation pattern on the way down to zero. This is the worst glownigger market I've ever seen. Even worse than 2006/early 2007.

>> No.55483948

I wonder what they'll come up with this time? Remember the yeild curve inverted in 2019, how did the bond market know a pandemic was coming

>> No.55483949
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Hey, I made that meme.

>> No.55483950

Cope, SPX is never going below 4400.

>> No.55483952
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>That image
Bearish for my BA bags.

>> No.55483956

False flag power plant to false flag alien intervention

>> No.55483957
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Only pre 9:35 am bulls are underwater now

>> No.55483969

>how did the bond market know a pandemic was coming
They didn't, that was dumb speculation by literal schizos. The bond market is the dumbest market in existence, a lower average IQ than even shitcoin or NFT markets. Delusional dementia ridden boomers is the entire bond market, bearish fucktards.

>> No.55483970

ok, just got off the phone with my wall street bros
shits gonna keep selling off

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>how did the bond market know a pandemic was coming

>> No.55483977
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>hmm today I will short natural gas
>exxon: natural gas sucks
>*massive pump*
It's like the market is designed explicitly to move against me, even when impossible or illogical.

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Now i'll check the debt level, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seems like it's substantially less than this. It's okay sweaty i know big numbers are scary, just keep hunting for silver quarters or whatever you do.

>> No.55483984

I bought the SOXL dip yesterday

>> No.55483985

AAPL only down .15% even in times of fear. This is why I still believe these fortresses are Da Wae.

The one true King of the North!

>> No.55483988

it was a lab leak, they knew way ahead of the rest of us

>> No.55483996

They’ll hike in both July and September, but the October/November meeting is a wildcard. I’m sure Powell wants another pause, but we’ll have to see how core inflation data comes in over the next few months since that’s clearly the problem

>> No.55483998

It was literally made in America, under the Trump administration. The Chinese government objectively proved this.

>> No.55484000

you cant buy calls in afterhours
prepare to get fucked dry and raw tonight

>> No.55484004
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Nice work, fren.

The market is massively overbought and all indicators point to a catastrophic economic collapse. You're going to rope when the glownigger market finally corrects if you're still long. Cope.

>> No.55484007
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>October meeting is a wildcard
Sounds bloody

>> No.55484008

they got their heads up. I remember threads on /pol/ like 6 months before any normie even knew the word.

>> No.55484015

are the trillionaire banking families in the room with us now?

>> No.55484016

Let me guess, the yield curve? You and midwits such as TheMaverickofWallStreet can continue shorting and losing all your money. I encourage you to keep making these bearish bets as it gives us fuel to pump higher.

>> No.55484019
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>Comfy Halloween session this year

>> No.55484028
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>Biden shill unironically also shilling for the CCP
My opinion of you just hit a new all time low.

>> No.55484033

Didnt he say they we're pausing for the rest of the year? JPOW wants to hike but they got to him.

>> No.55484040

you have it reversed, the pandemic was in response to the repo market fuckery as license to BRRRRRRR and kick the can down the road

>> No.55484043

is nintendo a good buy or is it too high right now

>> No.55484047

They are hiking again, Powell does whatever the rate futures price in and they have a .25 hike at 95% right now. The market and economy can easily handle over 10% rates, strongest economy in US history. The next few hikes are already priced in as well.

>> No.55484048

They said they want at least two more, but they don't commit to anything in advance, the decision will be made in due time
Goal of the pause was to wait for data to come in. And the data so far, well, it is what it is.
Not great, not terrible.

>> No.55484049

>fed pumping the stocks until job reports then they can increase another 25 because "the economy is doing so well anyway"
I can't believe some of you don't see this.

>> No.55484054
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I think i'll be fine should that happen. Counter trend at the first rate cut, or when we get uninverted. No front running or i'd get salty and poor like most bears here.

>> No.55484057
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You are supposed to buy before the latest Zelda games release.

>> No.55484062

Do you actually believe this or are you shitposting? It's hard to tell these days because its starting to look like that might actually be the case. I just can't see the housing market or banks not getting absolutely raped if this happens.

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>carbs ontop of carbs slathered in cheese

>> No.55484078

*stands from the highest mountaintop*
*breathes in*

>> No.55484081

The math alone on servicing a 10% mortgage says downward principal pressure.

>> No.55484085
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Just say "2 more weeks" like the rest of the bobos.

>> No.55484092

Thought he said in the conference that we're fucking until 2025 or some shit.

>> No.55484097

They are going to plummet as the yen continues to devalue and the recession looms closer.

>> No.55484102

I'm a genuine permabull, the stock market is never crashing again. Bears had a case up until the SVB bailouts, the Fed proved they will never allow any crisis to occur ever again. The Fed will unironically inject trillions within days of any potential crisis.

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I hope you glowniggers are actually holding the leveraged long positions that you claim to be holding. Enjoy the ride down lmao.

>> No.55484132

>All bulls are actually feds
Meds, schizo.

>> No.55484143

I am not panicking about a stock market crash. I just think that shorting overvalued sectors for a few days is a good move right now.

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>> No.55484155

You shills have made too many mistakes over the last week where you accidentally outed yourself. How can you keep going when everyone knows that you're a total fraud? Don't you feel at least a little bit of embarassment over the fact that you keep accidentally leaking giveaways about your shilling operation?

>> No.55484157
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its just a short term panic about unofficial job numbers.
there will be clarity soon. the number doesn't really make sense to me

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kek soxs is inverse leveraged silly goose

>> No.55484165
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weird. those numbers are wrong

>> No.55484166

I'll never feel any shame for my patriotism, you anti American piece of human garbage. The market is only down .8% now by the way, we close green as I said.

>> No.55484171
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>mfw bull
>mfw buying 0dte calls like the giga retard that i am and unironically losing money some days
>some schizo on /biz/ calls me a fed

>> No.55484180
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love to see it

>> No.55484181

And this is why I always do spreads. Theta works for me and I feel less stupid.

>> No.55484183

betting on wwf is pretty gud analogy of the stock market.

>> No.55484188
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>Double down on a retard bag of mine
>It's my biggest gain of the day
Sometimes you gotta go full retard.

>> No.55484189

So then why do you also shill fake chinese propaganda? >>55483998 More proof that Beijing Biden is a foreign plant, I guess.

>> No.55484191
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>that bull is not real

>> No.55484199

>betting against america on fourth of july +2

>> No.55484200

Because the previous and illegitimate US administration was responsible for creating the virus, the CCP isn't lying about this. That orange piece of shit who stole the 2016 election.

>> No.55484206
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The US has the best viral research labs, the rest of the world isn't even close. US biotech is a solid investment.

>> No.55484209
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i need unlimited nuggets bros

>> No.55484210

Those titties ain't real but it's all good.

>> No.55484211

Where did anyone call you a fed if this is also supposed to be your first post in the thread? OOPS, NAFObros we just can't seem to figure out how 4chan works. ;_;

>> No.55484212

Patriotism is a ploy by corporations to upcharge you for products you could get for a fraction of the cost had you only cared about saving money.

>> No.55484213

You are always a top signal, thank you for your service obvious shill.

>> No.55484214

I thought it was because someone fucked a pangolin.

>> No.55484216

That's totally fair. Honestly im in the bull camp too these days, but I feel like the recent rally is really over bought and due for a pullback. I want to buy a bigger dip though.

>> No.55484222

>Top signal
The market has been going up for months, despite me posting here nearly every day. You bobos are so fucking stupid.

>> No.55484226

So NAFO is just another traitorous CCP-aligned commie fifth column org. Got it.

>> No.55484228

Everything is data dependent. We have two more hikes on the way, but any more than that would have to be backed up by Core Inflation metrics staying sticky. We’ll find out the day after Halloween, but I don’t think he pauses again if the data is still bad

>> No.55484227

VVIX. The murmurs are getting louder. The gamma of volatility for OTM options on VIX.

Getting stronger.

There's a bid.

The drops in the pond get louder.

I warned you.

>> No.55484231
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>S&P finally drops more than 1%
>immediately goes up again

>> No.55484238

How do I into safe places to put money?

I’ve got a few 10s of thousands that I’m considering just sticking in a HYSA.

Is it worth getting into 2 month treasuries or something?

>> No.55484243

What the fuck is NAFO? I don't see that ticker on the market.

>> No.55484246

You're a fifth columnist.

>> No.55484247

The CCP is in the quiet forest, they can't hear the orchestra from there.

>> No.55484251

unironically an index or apple, anything else will get beaten by them eventually

>> No.55484253

Wasted digits.
But no you weren’t here, you just showed up like in the last month again

>> No.55484258
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Imagine being as red as this guy on a -1% spx day.

>> No.55484259

it's a homosexual dating community. not publicly traded yet.

>> No.55484265

I've been here for years chud.

>> No.55484267

how many months now has the daily v-shaped recovery been occurring? literally zero dips allowed to be unbought. it's like a ponzi scheme.

>> No.55484270

NAFO is some /pol/ chud meme if you hear someone use the term NAFO its highly likely they think of shooting up brown people

>> No.55484273

hope you sold your calls idiot
your V is now a backwards N

>> No.55484275

Literally a commie traitor.

>> No.55484276

I want a place to put money while I wait for the dip

Then it’s gold, tech, uranium, and oil

>> No.55484278
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Have you forgotten your training?

>> No.55484279

Getting nervous?

>> No.55484292

Ya that one schizo bear poster has been following me around /biz/ for months, he calls most bullish posters feds and "nafo". He actually needs mental help, it's sad to witness such delusion. He stalked me in a completely different thread the other day based on a similar image I had posted in another thread, it was quite creepy.

>> No.55484300

put it in an inverse ETF if you really believe there will be a dip
pick your poison, as you can see they are all winners this year https://etfdb.com/etfs/inverse/equity/

>> No.55484307
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I find solace in knowing he holds no assets expect the pet rocks.

>> No.55484309

If it's any consolation, at least you can be sure nothing will happen since he never leaves his place. almost said house, but no way he's a homeowner if he has that much time to waste.

>> No.55484311

*hypothetically speaking* if we have feds assigned to shill in /smg/ that's sad as hell and makes me upset that's where my taxes are going.

>> No.55484315

Nah I’m already getting blown up on my shorts

>> No.55484316

pretty funny gimmick 2bh

>> No.55484325

Hey remember when you glowniggers got caught stalking people across threads literally two days ago?

>> No.55484328

Microshart, a company run by jeets and zero innovation. Worth 2.5 TRILLION dollars. Tim Apple haven't done anything good since iPhone. Worth 3 TRILLION dollars.


>> No.55484329
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>He doesn't know that the CIA has been on Wall Street since the very beginning.

>> No.55484331
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If your brokerage isn't matching fed funds rate on unused cash, bil and sgov are the best money market etf's. rh gold and ibkr already gib 5% apy on unused cash. I don't suggest putting in inverse etf if you actually want to hold it for a dip buy. Because should the dip never manifest bil and sgov guaranteed returns until fed cuts.

>> No.55484336

ignore glow in the dark posts
don't reply to glow in the dark posters
keep /smg/ free from the control of the ccp

also get some puts here while they're a little cheaper, things are about to get a little bumpy and the market's going to experience some serious chop.

>> No.55484340

Schizo, your gaslighting isn't going to work here. YOU were the one stalking people and your pathetic attempt to gaslight and turn it on me is quite frankly embarrassing.

>> No.55484342

there are 13000 fbi agents, twitter files revealed 3 were assigned to twitter and that has 5000x more traffic than 4chan. There are no federal agents here, its not important enough and to top it off, you would have to be a mob boss or serial killer for the fbi to have agents on you

>> No.55484349

JPM has been the shadow government since 1919, they own all the gold in fort knox

>> No.55484350
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I meant with this consortium of retards posting in this general.

>> No.55484351
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he has not taken his meds, let him have his larp
all bulls are feds here
t. a fed

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>> No.55484367

>gold in fort knox
The gold was replaced by stones years ago.

>> No.55484369

Cope brokie

>> No.55484370

Treasury securities and savings accounts both do the job. Consider money-market mutual funds too.

Some differences between Treasury securities and savings accounts:

- You have to pay state and local taxes on income from a savings account, but not on income from Treasury securities.

- If you buy newly-issued Treasury securities on Treasury Direct, you have to wait 45 days before you can sell them. This can be inconvenient if you suddenly need cash. A savings account is more liquid.

>> No.55484371

Stalked across two different threads by these same glownigger shills:
Plus the filenames were randomized and shouldn't have been searchable in the archives:

>> No.55484374

yeah remember when they opened it up to some investigative reporters and all the gold was missing?

>> No.55484376
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>he thinks there is still gold in fort knox

>> No.55484378

no one cares

>> No.55484383

my puts are up 35% lol with plenty of time left

>> No.55484386

I told you to long the stock market, sit down, and shut up. You can make some money if you finally listen.

>> No.55484391

guys, i think there's a large group of ultra-mega jews that are trying to keep the market exactly where it opened today.

>> No.55484397
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>> No.55484399

What's going on in the video

>> No.55484401
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>Natural gas violently dumped back down
Holy fuck
It unironically was algorithms pumping purely because Exxon had a story which mentioned 'natural gas'. It's literally just news bots buying, even if the news is shit, then getting dumped on. Unbelievable, no wonder this market is so retarded all the time.

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The 396/398 gap on SPY will be filled.

>> No.55484412 [DELETED] 


All you've done today is confirm you're a CCP traitor, just like Biden.

>> No.55484414

Boys will be boys

>> No.55484416
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If he didn't capitulate shorts when kpop poster did there's just no helping.

>> No.55484418

We close green.

>> No.55484420

Any mutual funds you would reccomend?

>> No.55484422
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Based Taylor poster.

>> No.55484427

National Association of Forklift Operators

>> No.55484433

I took the gold. Traded it all for some NVDA GPUs.

>> No.55484452

That was the top, next stop SPY 200

>> No.55484453
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Only those who accept tay into their hearts shall enter the realm of profit.

>> No.55484454

Are you ready for AI to take control over the buying and selling of the majority of the stock market? How will (you) beat AI?

>> No.55484459

you would just buy the dip because ai would make it more stable

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>> No.55484462

that happened a long time ago

>> No.55484463
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Are hands off trading algorithms not a thing already?

>> No.55484465
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Natural gas? More like natural ASS.

>> No.55484474
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>new hod

>> No.55484475

You have to be clinically retarded to not think that more federal agents haven't been assigned to 4chan since the guy from /pol/ (Payton S. Gendron) shot up and killed a bunch of people in New York after livestreaming it. This place glows super hard these days.

>> No.55484482

Check out the Vanguard Cash Reserves Federal Money Market Fund (VMRXX).

>> No.55484490

that's a good thing that we have officers of the law here. keeps us safe. however I would appreciate if they can keep their political and economic opinions to themselves.

>> No.55484499

they would respond to a tip but they do not have lurkers here full time or even part time let alone trying to shift the narrative, there isnt enough manpower

>> No.55484504
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Gas is going below $4/gallon now. I'll cross my fingers for you oilbros regardless.

>> No.55484505

Oof ouch my eyes the glow is too bright.

>> No.55484507

lol jesus christ
you have paranoid schizophrenia im telling you this as a friend

>> No.55484515

They. Have. Full. Time. Feds. On. /smg/.

>> No.55484519
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>implying the market hasn't been controlled by AI for a long time now

>> No.55484520

they dont, sorry bud

>> No.55484526

This is unironically the strongest economy in a generation. Buy every SINGLE dip.
The reverse repo markets are starting to drain. It will lift all boats.
>"b-b-b-but that Boomer isn't orange!"
Poor people care about the fistpumps. We are here to make money.

>> No.55484528
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>they have full time feds on /smg/

>> No.55484533

I Know They Have Feds On This General Because The Posts About Operation Snow White Got Deleted.

>> No.55484545
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that sounds like something a fed would say

>> No.55484547

jesus fuck look at this giga crab

>> No.55484549
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The stock market owes me federal agents

>> No.55484552
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Alright who is fedding whom here?

>> No.55484560

One time I just reported on some better-than-expected numbers that came in for the US GDP and he went on a multi-reply tirade calling me a glowey and Biden stooge, it was pretty surreal.

>> No.55484568

I also noticed some very suspicious filenames that align with what the emails/ attachments in pizzagate indicated. These are all on /smg/.

If you think Payton S. Gendron's mass shooting didn't flood this site with lots of feds on the most active generals / threads in each board on 4chan, you're incredibly naive about the state of things. They're everywhere. Just look at the filenames.

>> No.55484569

>tfw no personal fbi agent watching over me like a guardian angel trying to entrap me

>> No.55484573
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>> No.55484576
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Shills are going all out with the VPNs:

>> No.55484579
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the teenagers are bored again

>> No.55484581

With ETFs like SGOV, how is it payed out? The ticker shows almost no growth over time, but the fund's webpage says it averages a 4.3% gain.
Is it paid out as a dividend?

>> No.55484584

You missed me

>> No.55484590
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>> No.55484592

do u want to talk about small cap shitcos that are potentially good shorts / stocks to buy puts on

>> No.55484595

clearly a fed

>> No.55484596
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Yes it's paid as a dividend monthly as the tbills come to maturity. Chart isn't going to look normal, i use it for cash because tda gives .85% on unused cash. And money market apy like this is once in a decade.

>> No.55484598

You're right. You and also O7VmiRVg

>> No.55484600

Not at all.

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>> No.55484618

The question is which full time fed is assigned to /smg/. Which ID in this thread is the full time fed. I doubt there's more than one.

>> No.55484624

it's unironically baggie.

>> No.55484625

sold all my calls, she looks like she's out of steam for the day boys.

>> No.55484629
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Citadel pays me to troll videogamepawnshop baggies does that count?

>> No.55484630
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What a tweest.

>> No.55484633

Literally everyone but me is a fed.

>> No.55484635

This is an incredibly obvious fed post. Jesus christ it was right in front of my eyes
You're right, look what Baggie just posted. Some bullshit milquetoast line he's been fed to pose as a normal /smg/ "trader". The gig is up. We know now.

>> No.55484636

its me

>> No.55484637

They use VPNs to appear as multiple posters, but the Tay/eWhore/"buy calls" persona is the most persistent. Really it's just the same 1-2 people putting on masks and playing the role of different sockpuppets though.

>> No.55484643

Look what this guy just posted. Holy fuck this is the most obvious narc dialogue I've ever read on /smg/. This is fucking hilarious, I'm taking screenshots rn. This tripfag was always a Fed. It's why he's been on here for so long.

Oh my god.

>> No.55484644
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You guys are literally mentally ill.

>> No.55484645

That sounds like something a fed would say...

>> No.55484651
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What makes you think they're assigned? Maybe they do it for free and just like coming here to see the frog images.

>> No.55484655
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My female glowy sent me a birthday card

>> No.55484656

Yeah so?

>> No.55484659

the "putsarenotdawae" guy is 100% - he has been caught multiple times; now even dedicating a disinfo campaign with other posters >>55484292
he hopes to lead /smg/ to great losses by going long - manipulate the thread. uses his phone to reply to himself and or other shills.

>> No.55484660

Shut the fuck up, brandon

>> No.55484661
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Hey, as long as you own it I guess.

>> No.55484662

>NAFO acts retarded and gets caught

>> No.55484664

What's worse is that the fed glowie (Baggie) convinced that fat retard John Rocker (Youtuber / Spokesman of /smg/) to feed the fed information

>> No.55484666
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Hey peter man, check out the TLT computer. When will it get un fucked?

>> No.55484678

But what interest does a fed agent have in convincing people to incur losses on /smg/? The feds are here for other reasons. They want to monitor for domestic terrorism, etc.

>> No.55484679
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SPICY quadruple bottom. Watch that yield curve, Satan.

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>> No.55484689
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you guys just feel that?

>> No.55484697

I also left the cocaine at the White House.

>> No.55484702

TFW no big titty JIDF gf

>> No.55484704
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Alright guys, very funny. If I was a glowie fed glow nigger, why would I say shit like fuck niggers, and fuck jannies?

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>> No.55484710
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Thank you sir.

>> No.55484713

Actually, it's quite obvious now that the full time fed assigned to /smg/ is actually trying to incur losses on /smg/ posters to make them go postal and commit a mass shooting, à la the Las Vegas Mandalay Bay shooter who went postal.

The Fed in the Thread here >>55484704 is trying to make us go postal and do a mass shooting. Do not listen to this fucking narc.

>> No.55484723
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NGL I miss the Dubya Putin bromance.

>> No.55484726

>Alright guys, very funny. If I was a glowie fed glow nigger, why would I say shit like fuck niggers, and fuck jannies?
This is something you'd say to try and fit in with "edgy but epic 4chan posters". It's all so obvious now.

>> No.55484737
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Sometimes the elite glownigger ops get a license to be bad so they can do their job. Tom Clancy taught me this.

>> No.55484742
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I believe in you anon, she's out there and she wants your foreskin

>> No.55484753
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if I was actually paid to be here. this is probably what I would say to convince people I wasn't.
>fuck niggers
>fuck jannies
it's just too agreeable

>> No.55484762

>writing a post, then another 1 one minute later
You're either a newfag or a fed.

>> No.55484766
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The problem with bobos is they still don't understand the severity of the post 2008 monetary policy golden bull run. It is just as big, or bigger, than leaving the gold standard in 1979

>> No.55484768
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>and all indicators point to a catastrophic economic collapse

>> No.55484772
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BOIL giveth
BOIL taketh away

>> No.55484780

Fucks sake
had enough of this desu

>> No.55484788

its going up like it does historically, buy the dip and sell once you hit your weekly goal is all you need to do

>> No.55484799
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>file name
You will never pass.

>> No.55484803

Anon are you still watching little house on the prairie?

>> No.55484809
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Everybody knows you are a north Korean spy baggot. Your gookfu works for Kim jong un, and she knew how easy it would be to seduce a Jewish manlet. She's been data mining you ever since.

>> No.55484811
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yes I'm in season 5

>> No.55484818

Why do you have a picture of my gookfu saved on your device?

>> No.55484826
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It's another v-shaped recovery. How is crypto fake, but stocks aren't again?

>> No.55484829
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the file name is schizo babble. when I post I have a script automatically change the file name and hash. i do this because it is said glowies use files names and hashed to track posters across threads.

>> No.55484834

what a hideous creature

>> No.55484837
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It's all fake. Imagine reading 10-k and paying attention to indicators and shit.

>> No.55484855

>2 year yield back under 5%
Imagine the employment data tomorrow unexpectedly comes in cool, that'd be something

>> No.55484858

That's not the correct format, glownigger. You're doing that to launder the image packs they give you to download. It's very difficult, if not impossible, to fake an organic looking reaction folder. That's why all you feds glow in the dark with your uncanny valley posts. You don't fit in.

>> No.55484870
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I have several including her rice milkers.

>> No.55484879

So what's more important to Jay "The Chairman" Pow Pow, maximum employment or 2% inflation?

>> No.55484881

the jews will not shake me out, i've done the backtests and the research and will continue accumulating my hoard

>> No.55484883

Boomer's Zestimates is the most important

>> No.55484898

Next thread i will be a bobo

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>> No.55484922

Better start getting ready

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>> No.55485139

Nigga they were working on both covid and the "vaccine" since the early 2000s