smg stock market general

[Anonymous No.55482546]

get your hand off the fucking sell button or else edition


>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
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>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55482552]

big booty bitches

[Anonymous No.55482554]

it's over

[Anonymous No.55482556]

can't believe how fucking stupid bulls are

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55482558]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55482561]

I am losing money, but other people are losing more money so that is good

[Anonymous No.55482564]

Indices will close green. 2 year yield will close at 5.15% and 30 year at 4.05%. This is the strongest economy in US history

[Anonymous No.55482568]

[Anonymous No.55482570]

I tried to warn you about the massive bart forming. But you ignored it. I tried to warn about about stocks topping in june 16. But you ignored it. How much longer are you going to keep ignoring it until you are penniless?

[Anonymous No.55482572]

>>55482546
*sells some options*
what are you gonna do about it

[Anonymous No.55482573]

Today:
- Jobs report comes without lube
- Fed hawkish as all hell, no reason to continue pausing after bank stress test passed
- Bonds haven't been this high since 2007, keep going up

[Anonymous No.55482576]

CRASHING THIS MARKET
TO HIDE THE COCAINE STORY

[Anonymous No.55482579]

What's smg?

[Anonymous No.55482581]

>>55482535
>please its too painful
>i dont care which way the market goes i make money either way

Post your positions

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55482582]

>>55482579
sub machine gun

[Anonymous No.55482585]

>>55482570
What reason is there for stocks to drop? The job report was massive and shows how strong the US economy is doing. The US can support 10% rates and still grow, so 5% FFR is like QE stimulation for the economy

[Anonymous No.55482586]

>>55482579
A submachine gun (SMG) is a magazine-fed automatic carbine designed to fire handgun cartridges

[Anonymous No.55482592]

>>55482576
Honestly who gives a fuck about Hunter Bidens dick pics, I know he’s got a bigger dick than me okay I get it stop shoving it in my face all the time

[Anonymous No.55482594]

>>55482570
We will listen to you now.

[Anonymous No.55482595]

>>55482546
You did short the market before today right?

[Anonymous No.55482597]

>>55482576
i step away from the market
to snort cocaine

[Anonymous No.55482598]

Can't wait for it to completely reverse and then end flat

[Anonymous No.55482606]

Told you it's the big one

[Anonymous No.55482607]

>>55482585
Tech has a solid negatively correlation with rates. Unfortunately, tech is the only thing that was propping this manic stock market up.

[Anonymous No.55482608]

>>55482598
buy some calls bro put your money where your mouth is

[Anonymous No.55482610]

this is the big one. It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.55482615]

not slurping until VIX is 30

[Anonymous No.55482618]

>>55482582
>>55482586
Shouldn't this thread be on /k/?

[Anonymous No.55482620]

>>55482607
Megacap tech makes a lot of money and issued a lot of bonds during ZIRP. They are almost completely unaffected by rates and therefore seen as a safe haven from rising rates. The higher rates go the higher megacap tech stocks will go

[Anonymous No.55482624]

Did I buy puts on the bottom?

[Anonymous No.55482629]

>>55482620
>>55482607
if you take out megacap tech from the S&P 500 the index is red YTD

[Anonymous No.55482631]

DXY above overnight highs and close to the high from last week

[Anonymous No.55482632]

>>55482564
No it’s just companies are just deathly afraid of doing layoffs after COVID. Why lay-off good employees that you’ll need again later if you can just dump some office real estate loans to save some money? The US has been in a demographic crisis since 2008 and immigration can’t fix it

[Anonymous No.55482634]

>>55482620
You are retarded. Every big tech company has been doing mass layoffs for months. What do you mean they're not affected?

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55482636]

>>55482624
nah after a reversal. should happen soon

[Anonymous No.55482638]

>>55482620
The megacap also won't be able to translate any of the current hype into revenue in the short term.
While AI is a real technical achievement, there's plenty of room at the bottom when people realize the open-source models will make it impossible to monetize the billions spent on datacenter GPUs when consumers can do the same tricks for free at home.

[Anonymous No.55482639]

the vix keeps climbing my nigga

[Anonymous No.55482642]

>>55482624
I just closed my puts so probably.

Idk why this general loves buying tops and selling bottoms so much.

[Anonymous No.55482644]

The markets are just making a higher low today, right you guys?

[Anonymous No.55482645]

>>55482618
nah, /k/ is only for ukraine now

[Anonymous No.55482649]

[Anonymous No.55482650]

I get why the market is going lower today but does it really need to go this low? I was expecting about .5% down across the board not over 1% nearing 1.5%

[Anonymous No.55482655]

>>55482634
>Every big tech company has been doing mass layoffs for months
The "weak economy" gave them an excuse to hire low quality workers and increase their profits by even more
>if you take out megacap tech from the S&P 500 the index is red YTD
Yes, that's because megacap tech stocks are a safe haven from rising rates
>The megacap also won't be able to translate any of the current hype into revenue in the short term.
Doesn't matter, they have a lot of cash and people will always watch netflix, use an apple phone, browse facebook etc...
The AI hype is just the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.55482657]

>>55482650
when we're down 2% you'll wish it was only down 1% and so on and so on

[Anonymous No.55482658]

EU WONT STOP WTF IS OGING ON I CLOSED DAX AT 15900 I'M GOING INSANE

[Anonymous No.55482665]

>>55482650
>>55482644
>>55482585
Please explain to me what reason is there for the market to be so high in the first place? Why are you all so bullish?

[Anonymous No.55482667]

>>55482655
*fire low quality workers

[Anonymous No.55482668]

DAX 15000 EOD

[Anonymous No.55482672]

>>55482665
because $25,000 NVDA processors can make generic anime porn at an incredibly fast rate

[Anonymous No.55482673]

How's going?

[Anonymous No.55482679]

>>55482665
Megacap tech stocks have a lot of cash and are unaffected by rates because they issued bonds during ZIRP. The US economy is very strong as seen by the jobs report today, so rates will continue to rise. The higher rates rise, the more attractive megacap tech becomes. It's the top safe haven in an environment where bonds lose value

[Anonymous No.55482681]

>>55482673
My USDEUR is looking great.
I took all my profits last week, now I'm slowly considering small re-entry here and there, on the off chance it doesn't go lower, which is my thesis.

[Anonymous No.55482685]

>>55482632
demographic crisis? too many browns? i thought you need that for inspiration or somein

[Anonymous No.55482689]

>>55482655
And those low quality workers immediately find new jobs if they’re willing to move. Some people don’t want to move and lose their low mortgage rate, but you don’t have much choice in the matter if you need the money

[Anonymous No.55482691]

>>55482679
kek imagine believing this
you do realize tech trades at high multiples because it relies on growing consumer demand every quarter

[Anonymous No.55482694]

>>55482665
Because the market is retarded and we got accustomed to it.

[Anonymous No.55482700]

>>55482679
>he US economy is very strong as seen by the jobs report today

how people having to work two or three jobs constitutes "strong economy"?

[Anonymous No.55482704]

>>55482679
Absolute brainlet take. It disturbs me that we have people in /smg/ this retarded. Genuinely, either a complete retard, or a paid shill, and I don't know which is worse.

[Anonymous No.55482710]

why are megacaps a "safe haven" ? You know what's safe, treasuries.

[Anonymous No.55482713]

Can someone PLEASE fucking EXPLAIN why I woke up opened my broker and suddenly EVERYTHING is at -5% or LOWER on NO FUCKING NEWS????

[Anonymous No.55482718]

anyone seeing Micro-Soft Computers?

[Anonymous No.55482719]

>>55482713
job figures retard

[Anonymous No.55482720]

>>55482704
>Absolute brainlet take
Okay refute it then, i'm waiting
>>55482700
cope, 500k jobs were added as per the report
>>55482691
>tech trades at high multiples because it relies on growing consumer demand every quarter
Uhhh yeah, and as you can see by the jobs report people will have no problem spending money

[Anonymous No.55482721]

>>55482710
>You know what's safe, treasuries.
I see that you have sense of humour

[Anonymous No.55482722]

>>55482618
We dont do zogbot recruiting here.

[Anonymous No.55482724]

>>55482679
>Megacap tech stocks
Do you work at one? Do you know anyone that does? You don't sound like someone who actually lives in America(USA not south fake America) let alone works in the tech sector.

[Anonymous No.55482730]

>>55482657
I for one hope it craters so I can average down. If it's not going to crater then it shouls go up more so I can feel rich.

[Anonymous No.55482733]

>>55482685
This is what's happening in France right now

[Anonymous No.55482734]

>>55482720
>cope, 500k jobs were added as per the report
yes, toilet cleaners are in demand, US economy stronk!

[Anonymous No.55482735]

SOFI BROS...we're not back.

[Anonymous No.55482736]

>>55482618
Sub machine Gun

[Anonymous No.55482738]

>>55482679
Haha yes, whatever you say, fellow "citizen".

[Anonymous No.55482740]

>>55482724
>Do you work at one?
No
>Do you know anyone that does?
No
Why again does that matter? They have cash, they have customers that would rather skip meals then skip buying a new phone. Nothing can stop them. Worst case scenario they get bailed out by the government because they are too big to fail

[Anonymous No.55482742]

Guys? GUYS?? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[Anonymous No.55482747]

Oh no. Something just snapped.

"Cash-strapped Americans are panic-searching "pawn shop near me." The search trend spiked to a record high at the start of July and is an ominous sign the consumer might be pawning items or selling things that were possibly bought during the Covid boom to raise quick money amid the worst inflation storm in a generation."

https://zerohedge.com/markets/something-just-snapped-consumers-panic-search-pawn-shop-near-me

[Anonymous No.55482748]

>>55482719
>job figures are bad
>market crashes because muh recession
>job figures are good
>market crashes because more jobs means more reasons to hike rates which means muh recession
FUCK you

[Anonymous No.55482751]

>>55482742
Elaborate

[putsRnotDaWae No.55482755]

>bobos are euphoric over -1%
We close green, the economy is the strongest it has ever been, never bet against America.

[Anonymous No.55482758]

It's so fucking over

[Anonymous No.55482761]

>>55482748
jobs that dont give a living wage shouldnt be counted as jobs

[Anonymous No.55482762]

I shorted the market on Friday. AMA.

[Anonymous No.55482764]

>market going down
>META still going up
Guess Threads is a success

[Anonymous No.55482763]

>>55482740
>>Do you work at one?
>No
>>Do you know anyone that does?
>No
>Why again does that matter?

Because you are not in the know. You are an outsider speaking on things you don't know about.

[Anonymous No.55482769]

>>55482748
>Heart rate is 220BPM
>Doctors are upset
>Heart rate is 25BPM
>Doctors are upset
Science can't explain this. Tide goes in, tide goes out.

[Anonymous No.55482773]

I DONT MIND THE SUN SOMETIMES THE IMAGES IT SHOW

[Anonymous No.55482775]

>>55482755
>We close green
That's what I've been saying for two threads. It's inevitable. This is the strongest economy and US history. Yields at the current level are clearly not restrictive and are probably as accommodative as 2020 QE/ZIRP. The job report today is the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.55482779]

>>55482762
how many dicks have you sucked in your life

[Anonymous No.55482781]

Recruiters are still desperate for help. Powell shouldn’t have been so afraid to hike.

[Anonymous No.55482783]

>>55482755
You mean it's stronger than pre '70s US economy when single carpenter was able to buy a house and rise 5-7 kids being only person working? Interesting.

[Anonymous No.55482785]

>>55482762
>shorted the market on Friday
Why Friday and not yesterday? Have you closed your position yet? How much are you up?

[Anonymous No.55482786]

>>55482755

[Anonymous No.55482791]

>>55482763
Well prove me wrong then, refute what I said. MSFT is green right now

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55482792]

>>55482735
here is some hopium. Q2 ER is going to be insane.

[Anonymous No.55482794]

None of this stupid shit matters. The bank bailout got killed by the supreme court and the next best option takes a year and probably won't include Whites because it's going to be up to "community hearings" to determine the terms of student debt forgiveness

[Anonymous No.55482798]

>>55482781
desperate for low paying help
the job market will tighten when wages increase to livable levels for most people
they currently are not
this is why it seems like the "jobs" market is booming
but its really not because wages havent gone up enough to match the inflation
once recruiters accept the only wya they will fill positions is to pay higher wages, you will see much less jobs and kaboom

[Anonymous No.55482805]

>>55482791
How much are you going to pay me to do all of this work?

[Anonymous No.55482817]

I just closed my MU puts and moved profit into TSM calls for earnings

[Anonymous No.55482820]

>>55482805
Lmao if it's so obvious then it should be easy to refute me. I explained my case in one sentence: a lot of consumer demand + bonds issued during ZIRP = safe haven

[Anonymous No.55482822]

>>55482794
Do you think that will be good for the economy and markets? Could be good for markets because it means more poor people have more disposable income to increase revenue.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55482823]

>>55482781
The problem is we don't have anybody qualified because we spent too much time teaching children to kiss nigger ass and that men can get pregnant instead of shit that's actually useful.

[Anonymous No.55482829]

>Number of new hires 6.101 million vs 6.545 million last month
What? This is confusing as hell. Doesn't that contradict the job report? I hate going through bureaucratic data because it's all mumbo jumbo. Who even knows where they get it from or how it is verified

[Anonymous No.55482831]

>>55482820
Your premise that tech industry is not affected by rates is wrong. Therefore your entire argument is wrong.

[Anonymous No.55482833]

>>55482748
That's the infamous sentiment swap. Now EVERY news is bearish. Get used to it. This will last for several months.

[Anonymous No.55482834]

>yields

[Anonymous No.55482837]

>>55482834
Tell us more about your toughts

[Anonymous No.55482840]

Are PnDs allowed on the stock markets? Is there any kind of regulation or monitoriing of this?

[Anonymous No.55482844]

>>55482755
Told you about SOFI.
Market theme https://youtu.be/pPq4EvJycy8

[Anonymous No.55482847]

the levees have broken on the vix dam and china is invading taiwan.

seriously, wtf is going? just because the fed minutes suggest a rate hike the market is dying again

[Anonymous No.55482849]

>>55482840
the entire stock market is a pnd lol
all you have to do is wait for the day where everyone aggressively sells all at once

[Anonymous No.55482850]

>>55482817
Why do you think TSM will beat earnings?

[Anonymous No.55482855]

>>55482847
>china is invading taiwan.
Then why is all my MIC eating shit?

[Anonymous No.55482856]

Counter trend if we close under this meme line, slurp at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.55482859]

>>55482755
Based. If it closes green today we’re jumping 3% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55482870]

going to slurp these 6.25% bonds

[Anonymous No.55482872]

>>55482783
What does that have to do with the stock market?

[Anonymous No.55482875]

Remember you dumbass niggas sneeded me yesterday for swinging? Looks like I was right to do that.. weird! If only you weren’t retarded and did the same thing..

[Anonymous No.55482874]

Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. This message from Mohammad Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan, for you, Joe Biden. You go check up on a doctor, you have 2 yil. Your life is 2 yil. 2 yil from now, from today, to 2 yil uh 1 yil in 6 months. 2 yil. Your life. After this one you will pass away. You go check up on a doctor, this message from Mohammad Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan.

[Anonymous No.55482880]

After all this crash EU even goes on while US stops, lol

[Anonymous No.55482883]

I just saw an interview with David Soxl on CNBC. He said everything's going to be fine. Just keep hodling.

[Anonymous No.55482886]

>>55482755
>>55482775
>close green
>market closes 0.01+
>market opens tomorrow -1%

[Anonymous No.55482887]

>>55482831
Yields have been rapidly rising for months and megacap tech has been going crazy. That alone proves that rising rates don't matter for tech

[Anonymous No.55482888]

>>55482875
>GME
Wrong thread buddy

[Anonymous No.55482890]

>TLT below $100
I repeat
>TLT below $100

[Anonymous No.55482891]

>>55482875
swing what? this is a chart not a play.

[Anonymous No.55482895]

>>55482880
well they are taking money out of euro markets and trying to put it into us markets
but its not enough to stop the GLOBAL SELL

[Anonymous No.55482896]

>>55482887
You must be pretty far underwater on your calls to be spamming this hard on a deep red day

[Anonymous No.55482906]

>>55482896
>underwater on your calls
Go check how much the Nasdaq has gone up this year and get back to me

[Anonymous No.55482907]

>>55482887
It doesn't matter.. until it does.
Fundamentals always catch up.. it may takes months, it may take years.. but it always catches up.
>market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent
why do you think this phrase exists

[Anonymous No.55482911]

>>55482888
Oh shit checked and I actually am in the wrong thread… I wanted to kek baggies for having a $40 cost average for 3+ years. Stock might genuinely have a decent upside at a $20 buy in

[Anonymous No.55482915]

>>55482906
So you're a permabull. You don't react to market conditions?
No wonder you're upset

[Anonymous No.55482919]

how much more can DAX die? every time I look it went even lower

[putsRnotDaWae No.55482920]

>>55482915
Zoom out, being a permabull is the only thing that has ever worked.

[Anonymous No.55482923]

>>55482907
What I'm trying to see is that the fundamentals are correct in this case. Megacap tech stocks have constant demand and huge cash piles. Rates don't hurt them. High rates actually help them because they become a safe haven and also because their smaller competitors can't compete

[Anonymous No.55482924]

Double top
Island reversal
Blow off
Larry Fink is the antichrist

[Anonymous No.55482925]

GOOD JOBS NUMBERS IS LE BAD
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55482934]

>>55482915
>So you're a permabull
Why would you be anything else? The Fed will never let asset prices go down. Ever. They will create hyperinflation if needed

[Anonymous No.55482940]

>>55482920
Not if you hold calls like the degenerate on reddits who think their 1000% gain is not worth selling because maybe they can get 2000% and line only go up

If you want to be a "time in the market, not timing the market" boomer, that's quite alright. But then you should just buy bonds and not gamble while shitposting about megacap tech being totally safe investment immune to rates guys
literally can't go tits up

[Anonymous No.55482943]

>>55482934
They already sold bruh frfr

[Anonymous No.55482945]

>>55482704
So what’s your take

[Anonymous No.55482953]

>>55482923
>Megacap tech stocks have constant demand
>and huge cash piles
>Rates don't hurt them
>High rates actually help them because they become a safe haven and also because their smaller competitors can't compete
You're an idiot. I don't even know where to begin. This is the equivalent of meeting someone in the street and they say "The Earth is flat" -- your natural reaction would be "You're an idiot"
You wouldn't go "Oh, why do you think the Earth is flat? Here is an essay on why the Earth isn't flat"
You just dismiss the idiot, and walk away - you can't convince someone that is as far gone as you.
Rates matter. A lot. Interest rates the most important thing in the entire market. All value is derived from interest rates.

[Anonymous No.55482959]

Goldman suspects seasonal ADP distortion, leaves 250k for tomorrow unchanged

[Anonymous No.55482960]

>>55482953
all the lemmings going to get blindsided when the lag effects of all that hit lmao

[putsRnotDaWae No.55482961]

>>55482940
>bonds
Kek, retard.

[Anonymous No.55482964]

>>55482755
And as I said in the last thread the economy=/=the stock market. Bond yields are going to go higher and there’s nothing you can do about it. The economy is doing great and can clearly handle it

[Anonymous No.55482969]

>>55482850
idk if they will beat earnings but they will have good guidance because of AI. MU is boomer chip if you read their earnings they talked about how AI has increased demand for high end chips but low end chips not as much. Semis are in a weird place right now where there is an overstock of inventory on legacy chips and still shortages on the good stuff. The majority of MU's revenue is from DRAM which is basically useless for all this AI shit whether or not you think it's real. If NVDA's guidance is real TSM will also do well

[Anonymous No.55482972]

vix computer up over 18% whoa buddy thats a big shakeout.

[Anonymous No.55482973]

>>55482961
Reading comprehension, it's not easy for everyone.
Make an effort, apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.55482976]

>>55482953
>Rates matter. A lot
Rates matter a lot if you need to issue bonds. Megacap tech stocks already issued their bonds during ZIRP. Plus the labor market is so hot that the consumer will keep spending. Even if the labor market starts to decline it won't matter because people will give up eating food just to buy the newest iPhone. I'm providing real arguments while you are just trying to insult me. Refute what I said

[Anonymous No.55482977]

>>55482891
Meant to post in Gme thread.. but their cost averages are all at like $35-60 and they’ve been holding for over 3 years.. I buy in this year at $18 and time sell perfectly to buy back in later.. already down 6% from where I told them I sold shares yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55482983]

>>55482925
>no news
Shits been in the making for over a week now, same MO over and over again.
>sucker in retail till they run out of steam
>buy puts along the way
>dump spots and cash in when the levy breaks to the downside <-your here
>short cover
>let retail slurpers slurp "the bottom"
>reload on shorts
>dump remaining spot

[putsRnotDaWae No.55482989]

>>55482964
The stock market is never crashing ever again, the Fed simply will not allow it. We entered a new paradigm after 2008, the Fed will do QE forever and would rather hyperinflate the dollar than allow the market to crash.

[Anonymous No.55482990]

>>55482961
>5% yield
>retarded

Pick one. The stock market will get killed by bonds at this rate, it’s inevitable as the yields continue to rise. I won’t be your exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.55482992]

>>55482940
>But then you should just buy bonds
Yeah have fund with your yearly -10% losses compounded

[putsRnotDaWae No.55482996]

>>55482990
The NASDAQ is going to return 20% or more per year, the Fed will never let it crash and will immediately bailout banks or companies during any perceived crisis. Bonds don't even beat inflation you stupid fucking bobo loser.

[Anonymous No.55482998]

>>55482989
You seem to be confusing the Federal Reserve with Congress and the White House. Much to the chagrin of our politicians, Powell wants to get inflation down. He’s not bluffing, and I know you’ll just refuse to accept that

[Anonymous No.55483000]

>>55482977
I can't wait for the 2026 puts to be written

[Anonymous No.55483001]

>>55482977
>there's still a gme thread

[Anonymous No.55483003]

>strong employment data
>no one actually knows anyone getting hired, it's all recruiters calling up and then ghosting
>market violently dumping anyway
This is where the system's lies, do away with the system

[Anonymous No.55483004]

>>55482992
I don't hold bonds, I'm not a boomer.
There's a difference between investment and speculation.

I'm a speculator. I know what I am.
Some people think this is free money and stocks literally have no danger. Your life.

[Anonymous No.55483006]

>>55482972
Vix never fell below 12 otherwise I would have gone long on it. So close. I will settle for being as short on the s&p and nasdaq as it possible to short.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483012]

>>55482998
Powell wants his stock market bags to go up, he blatantly doesn't give a shit about inflation. He literally took over a year to even begin hiking rates. and will capitulate, settling for 4% inflation as the new target.

[Anonymous No.55483015]

>>55482989
>The stock market is never crashing ever again
This is what bobotards don't understand. Jerome Powell himself will start buying up houses for over asking price just to keep asset prices going up. They will expand FDIC to every deposit so that banks can lend out infinite money with no risk. The government will create a 2 trillion dollar stimulus package and send out checks to every household at the first hint of an economic slowdown. This is a new paradigm. The stock market will never meaningfully go down again.

[Anonymous No.55483016]

>>55482989
just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55483018]

>>55483012
I thought J-rome sold the top in 21?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483023]

>>55483016
Seethe harder, boboqueer. You faggots are so euphoric over a single red day after half a year of pump, it's fucking pathetic. We're closing green today by the way.

[Anonymous No.55483030]

Is this a cap or an on god fr situation?

[Anonymous No.55483037]

You lied to me, you said stocks only up

[Anonymous No.55483044]

>>55482976
Do you unironically believe that bond issuance works like
>one and done!
That they issue bonds once, and never again?
That there isn't rolling? That there isn't new issuance every year? That they don't ever have to refinance? Do you really believe this?
>pic related
It never ends.
>labor market is hot
Summer season.. just wait. We are already seeing it in manufacturing and services. They will go down. We are in an unusual environment, where companies struggled, very hard, for over a year to recruit / retain employees, labor shortages, due to covid. Nobody wants to fire employees unless the recession hits for certain. They don't want to go through the struggle all over again prematurely. But it is already 'written' - when there are no new orders, no order backlog, you can start laying off employees. China + EU contagion will hit US in the Fall.
>people will give up eating food just to buy the newest iPhone
Lol. Do you unironically believe this? The consumer is fucked. All time record high % of income being spent on rent/mortgage, all time record high credit card debt, all time record high student loan debt, all time record high auto debt, all time record high personal debt. They have been able to shoulder inflation by putting it all on their credit cards. And guess what? Credit card delinquencies and defaults are rising sharply. The consumer will be all out of their savings by October (according to JPM study)
The consumer has already been having to put themselves in debt that they can never get out of, at record high interest rates, in order to just survive. In order to pay rent and eat food - all on the credit card. They will not continue to buy iPhones when the layoffs accelerate. Lol.

[Anonymous No.55483046]

>>55482976
>will give up eating food just to buy the newest iPhone
Nah, they'll just take yet another loan. Fuckin normos. Consooomerism will never die.

On another note, just watch them revise those job numbers next month. I bet it will be crap

[Anonymous No.55483050]

>>55483012
inflation is at 3.8% and dropping

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55483055]

>>55483023
Nigger

[Anonymous No.55483057]

>>55483023
>We're closing green today by the way.
I want to live in your fantasy land

[Anonymous No.55483060]

it's our time now

[Anonymous No.55483061]

>>55483037
That was 2008 to 2022, now we’re in the stocks only got down phase

[Anonymous No.55483062]

>>55483006
you think we are coming down from here? pump is over?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483063]

>>55483050
Core is over 5% and not dropping, which is the only inflation number that actually matters.

[Anonymous No.55483074]

>>55483063
we were projected to have 8-10% of 5 years whilst the boomers retired and took their money away and we had to rebuild our industrial sector, but its well below that. J pow is doing a great job and it will continue to go down. I expect the market to double in 10 years

[Anonymous No.55483089]

>>55483062
I hope so and bet on it.
This is not financial advice
I am not liable for your losses
You will not post sad anime girls at me if you lose money

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483090]

>>55483074
Jpow is doing a terrible job and inflation will remain sticky, which is extremely bullish. The S&P will double within the next 2 years, don't reply to me again you cocksucking bobo bitch.

[Anonymous No.55483099]

Today I officially got shook out of my DAX shorts. No way to recover. Closed some @15900, exactly 12 hours ago. Absolutely retarded. Wish you a wonderful investing career, I'm out.

[Anonymous No.55483100]

>DAX casually breaking through Bollinger
This is just too easy, bros. Wtf is going on? Armageddon? Nuclear war in Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.55483108]

>>55483090
youre not very bright, youll be back to waging in two years

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483114]

>>55483108
You're the midwit who genuinely believes Powell cares about inflation, you're a typical boboid loser. Powell is a liar who only cares about pumping his stock bags.

[Anonymous No.55483123]

>>55483114
sure bud, powell is only concerned with "pumping his stock bags" and not doing the job he was hired to do

[Anonymous No.55483125]

What day does the FED meet?

[Anonymous No.55483132]

>>55483100
Imagine DAX having redder week than the march week crash when banks crashed. Just this time on nothing. The complacency meme is absolutely real. They sucked all the faggot mumus in and made me question my shorts. I'll wait til tomorrow or monday and reshort. Just this time til 14500

[Anonymous No.55483136]

So what's the reason it dumped today and yesterday anons. Anyone got info?

[Anonymous No.55483140]

>>55483125
yesterday

[Anonymous No.55483141]

>>55483125
Just about two weeks

[Anonymous No.55483144]

>>55483090
>Inflation is bullish
>Cost of living tripling in 5 years is actually a good thing
>Weimar republic hyperinflation/total USD obliteration is great news

[Anonymous No.55483147]

>>55483136
Garbage Euro data

[putsRnotDaWae No.55483150]

>>55483144
If you hold AI tech stocks and crypto like I do, yes this is bullish. I actually consider it a good thing if you bearish fags are homeless too.

[Anonymous No.55483152]

>>55483136
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.55483153]

>>55483147
What does Europe even do besides export olive oil and substandard windmill generators?

[Anonymous No.55483161]

>>55483132
INB4 it casually retraces tomorrow or on Monday. Bro, I wouldn't ever dare to short this year. Last year maybe but this year? It's just too risky

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483168]

Releveraged my puts, and went from being up over 500% to being down 10%. welp, looks like the slurpers won. fuck em.

[Anonymous No.55483167]

this is the last push downward for the day, afterwards we pump

[Anonymous No.55483182]

Is the market dumping in anticipation that the job report will be shit?

[Anonymous No.55483184]

>>55483089
i think its a shakeout personally, think we pump for another 1 1/2 months

[Anonymous No.55483194]

>>55483147
What euro data? Retail sales was the only thing today and it was stagnant

[Anonymous No.55483196]

>>55483182
the job report was 2x as many jobs created as expect and 12k more seeking unemployment than last month

[Anonymous No.55483202]

>>55483141
>two weeks
>literally three weeks
Can you count retard?

[Anonymous No.55483205]

>>55483161
lol, no I will do it again. But wait til tomorrow evening or monday, to see if the market has schizo moodswings again. Goal stays at 14500-14000

[Anonymous No.55483206]

>>55483194
More bankruptcies in Germany than last 7 years

[Anonymous No.55483208]

>>55483150
Yeah man I don’t think AI is all this cracked up to be.. we’re getting better but still not even close to an AGI. I’m more hyped about Quantum computing, but that’s also years away

[Anonymous No.55483209]

>>55483182
Numbers were great today and fear of the Fed cranking down on all of us.

If anything, I'm hoping the current $SPY price is locked in for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.55483210]

He sold?

[Anonymous No.55483213]

bottom for the day
let's goooo

[Anonymous No.55483214]

>>55482960
AAPL earns down -16% and still it climbs. Steady decreases in Candy Crush purchases, it’s orge.

[Anonymous No.55483218]

>>55483206
Damn RIP Portugal, Spain, Italy, and Greece.

[Anonymous No.55483223]

>>55483202
>>55483141
>market going down because of fears of rate hikes
>20 days until meeting, 14 business days
How low can the market go?

[Anonymous No.55483224]

crab shit

[Anonymous No.55483227]

>>55483223
were probably close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.55483230]

>>55483196
>more people laid off
>more jobs 'created'
Lol

[Anonymous No.55483232]

Status of my anus:
[ ] Not tongued
[x] Tongued by Mumu

[Anonymous No.55483233]

>>55483223

[Anonymous No.55483236]

>>55483202
"just about"
>Can you read retard?

[Anonymous No.55483237]

>>55483227
On what basis?

[Anonymous No.55483241]

my soxs be doin a lil osmethin 2day

[Anonymous No.55483242]

I
SHOULD
HAVE
KEPT
MY
FUCKING
438
PUTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55483244]

>>55483237
Basis of cope

[Anonymous No.55483246]

>>55483206
This shit isn't even new news. We know for weeks that it's increasing.

On the other hand germany today had better factory data. It's all irrelevant. The dumps are programmed. I should have just looked at the SPX 4 hourly, that was so crystal clear obvious. Instead the 4 hourly DAX stochastic was a complete mess. SHould have sticked to the daily. Now only daily-weekly-monthly trading, fuck hours, not worth the work. Only missing on gains

[Anonymous No.55483247]

Thanks bobobros, for helping me acquire shares of various penny stocks I had been watching... now I got to buy in for even cheaper than before they mooned... so, thanks my friends. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.55483250]

>>55483230
yeah, the work force has the highest participation in history
>>55483237
selling the news is usually just a 1.5% drop

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483251]

>>55483232
SM-H puts, are [[rocket ship emojee]] [[rocket ship emojee]] [[rocket ship emojee]] [[moon emojee]] [[diamond shape emojee]] [[hands emojee]]
#TigerBlood #Winning

[Anonymous No.55483254]

>>55482891
>>55482535 #
post your positions

[Anonymous No.55483256]

>>55483232
Who would have tongued you in case you weren't tongued but he/she didn't?

[Anonymous No.55483258]

>Oil edges lower as market digests higher risk of US rate hike
>Tech: who gives a fuck about that, let's just go higher anyway

I hate being a dumb stupid oil cuck

[Anonymous No.55483260]

>>55483250
>yeah, the work force has the highest participation in history
Considering that was a lie, I'm willing to bet the other one is a lie too. Kek.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483261]

>>55483251
and in the time it took for me to type this everything got wiped out. fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.55483262]

>>55483208
>>55483150
Reminder a butlerian jihad is more likely than AI having a lasting place in society

[Anonymous No.55483267]

Nuke went off in France?

[Anonymous No.55483270]

Steiner...

[Anonymous No.55483272]

>>55483247
>THANKS FELLOW REDDITORS, NOW I CAN BUY GME FOR EVEN CHEAPER, WAGMI IRON HANDS!

[Anonymous No.55483275]

>>55483254
fuck I didn't mean to link that one meant to link this one.>>55482953

[Anonymous No.55483277]

yield curve?
>un
>in
>ver
>sion.

[Anonymous No.55483278]

>edv down another 2%
LETS FUCKING GO YIELDS

[Anonymous No.55483279]

>>55483254
2 /mes short 10spy 438 at .54 from last friday. exiting puts swinging futures.

[Anonymous No.55483280]

>>55483260
do what you like, i just bought 33980 target 34500

[Anonymous No.55483287]

>>55483267
the government isnt doing anything about their civil war bubbling up

[Anonymous No.55483292]

>>55483278
what does EDV do better or worse than TLT?

[Anonymous No.55483298]

>>55482983
what chart is that

[Anonymous No.55483299]

>>55483272
those redditors are right to stock up on CYBN for pennies on the dollar.. wait anon, don't tell me you're going to miss the psycholytic therapy revolution. You are buying CYBN, right...?

[Anonymous No.55483300]

>>55483298
Looks like /es

[Anonymous No.55483304]

>>55483280
That's probably a lie too.

[Anonymous No.55483310]

>>55483267
just taking profits and weakness from the US

[Anonymous No.55483313]

>>55483292
same index so it should he identical but the expense ratio on TLT is 2.5 times EDV, minor but still

also vanguard > ((BlackRock))

[Anonymous No.55483314]

>>55483267
>>55483287
If a nuke went off it would be bullish.

[Anonymous No.55483317]

>>55483304
sure bud, i dont actually trade, i just come here for fun

[Anonymous No.55483318]

>>55483247
>he's buying penis stocks
ngmi, they're be the first to go to zero. This is is a Cathie-tier strat.

Speaking of which, are there penis stock ETFs yet? You'd think someone would be retarded enough to do this.

[Anonymous No.55483319]

>>55483298
It's known as a bart chart. No one wants to buy over the hairline so shit drops to a better price.

[Anonymous No.55483320]

>>55483012
>>55483015
Can you two start using trips

[Anonymous No.55483325]

>>55483317
That's about 50% of the thread.

[Anonymous No.55483328]

>>55483299
>CYBN
yeah it's gonna be great, like buying MNMD and NUMI 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.55483330]

>>55483318
>he buys large c(r)ap
oh no... nobody tell him...

[Anonymous No.55483333]

>>55482925
>rape hikes are le bullish
>slurp reddit slurp

[Anonymous No.55483334]

>>55483320
desu their autism astral plane battle is kinda entertaining in this period of market gayness.

[Anonymous No.55483335]

>>55483325
im sure its not

[Anonymous No.55483338]

>>55483044
Who are you

[Anonymous No.55483342]

>>55483328
based

[Anonymous No.55483359]

>>55483168
what were you shorting

[Anonymous No.55483363]

>>55483338
Just a bobo who wants to prevent /smg/ from getting fucked in their assholes. I believe strongly in the "We're all going to make it" Zyzz mentality. Lift up your fellow /smg/ brothers. They will not be lifted when the market falls. I cannot save everyone. But I can try.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483367]

I can't wait for the zoomers to get drafted and sent overseas to protect the chinese from themselves. it's gonna be kino.

[Anonymous No.55483368]

>>55483242

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483374]

>>55483359
SM-H

[Anonymous No.55483376]

>>55483050

[Anonymous No.55483379]

the market is just laying face down with its ass up

[Anonymous No.55483384]

wait wtf, the russell also dropped 2,3%. Looks like the CAC/AEX or DAX. EU is like US lowcap shitcoins

[Anonymous No.55483389]

>>55483367
Yeah well can HII finally dump so I can buy in?

[Anonymous No.55483392]

>>55483384
small caps always take it on the chin
plus we have almost complete correlation

[Anonymous No.55483398]

>>55483299
>psychedelic stocks
*blocks your path

[Anonymous No.55483399]

>>55483061
No one told me this. How long time will this phase last?

[Anonymous No.55483400]

>>55483267
They have BLM riot happening pretty much but their BLM are Islamic. Maybe we should reconsider open borders?

[Anonymous No.55483401]

>>55483313
EDV seems to have yielded .25% more over the past year.
Well.
Both offer nearly enough yield to be interesting as an investment.
10y itself should be 6.5% or higher, but isn't, yet.

[Anonymous No.55483405]

>>55483335
60%.

[Anonymous No.55483407]

>>55483400
>we

[Anonymous No.55483409]

Guys, buy my fucking BSM stocks, they're super undervalued

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483410]

>>55483400
I hate these groups like BLM, just because you make your name something doesn't mean it's true.

[Anonymous No.55483413]

>>55483367
Zoomers are all chads working in tech now, it'll be old millennials and gen xers without jobs who will be old man conscripted into the navy now that the navy accepts people in their 40s, since anyone up to the age of 60 can be drafted.

[Anonymous No.55483415]

>>55483363
are you this person
>>55482535

[Anonymous No.55483422]

>>55483399
Considering there's too much money in the market it's actually a "stocks go up, then down, then up, then down" phase. Ironically if millennials had been invested in, as the largest generation in america, we would have already hit 6000 on the S and P. Oh well!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55483424]

>>55483413
Sorry little zoomer, they always take the 18-25 year olds first.

[Anonymous No.55483433]

>>55483413
Sweet, I'll join then. I thought my time to travel the world and fight nazi commies had passed. Do i have to do same phys tests as 20 yo?

[Anonymous No.55483435]

>>55483413
>zoomers are all chads
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.55483440]

>>55483413
???
their chicks are easy though

[Anonymous No.55483446]

>>55483398
the 2 things are not as dissimilar as yuo have been led to believe.

[Anonymous No.55483449]

>>55483440
how to pickup zoomer chicks

[Anonymous No.55483462]

>>55483424
Not to mention right wing millennials would refuse to fight for this country because it's a communist clown nation, and left wing millennials refuse to get a job let alone get drafted into the military. They'd throw a bitch fit and hold protests about "think about the trans women" or some gay shit and the pussies in the government would cave.

[Anonymous No.55483467]

>>55483449
They weigh like 100lbs anon you just lift em up.

[Anonymous No.55483474]

>>55483433
I think you only have to do like 30 push ups. The standards are low because of all the fat people.

[Anonymous No.55483476]

>>55483449
Step 1: have drugs (weed doesn't count but you need to have that too)
Step 2: ...actually that's it.
I've seen zoomer women fuck homeless men as long as they have blow or molly on them.

[Anonymous No.55483479]

>>55483467
>They weigh like 100lbs
There's uh... been some... inflation... so to speak

[Anonymous No.55483481]

STOOKS
T
O
O
K
S

[Anonymous No.55483487]

>>55483479
Dang, well i'm just lucky to live in a fit city then.

[Anonymous No.55483492]

Why is the vix up so high when everything else is barely a crab?

[Anonymous No.55483493]

>>55483479
she look like sumo wrestler lol
>>55483492
give it a few more days youll find out

[Anonymous No.55483494]

>>55483479
Sadly that thing will pull in a 10/10 Chad because men have absolutely no backbone anymore. They'll literally fuck anything.

[Anonymous No.55483502]

>>55483494
Not even. The stats are saying men are more single than ever. Should invest in Monster or something on this.

[Anonymous No.55483506]

>>55483493
Oh, i'm a bobo atm, I welcome the crash.

[Anonymous No.55483514]

>>55483502
Yes that's because of online dating apps. It's consolidated pussy. The top 10% fuck 90% of women

[Anonymous No.55483516]

how likely is it that crude oil could go to the 50's?

[Anonymous No.55483524]

>>55483467
GODDAMN I forgot how hard she gave it to all the central bank chuds last week. Muh dik.

[Anonymous No.55483525]

>>55483516
Producers wouldn't want to sell that low currently.

[Anonymous No.55483527]

Digits and we recover this entire week tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55483531]

>>55483514
It's always been this way. They had to make it illegal so anyone else could even get married

[Anonymous No.55483535]

>>55483516
How likely was it to go negative? Probably better chance of 50 than negative again. But chances are very low.

[Anonymous No.55483544]

>>55483527
we are recovering today

[Anonymous No.55483549]

>>55483544
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.55483555]

>>55483516
All opec is cutting production to stop it getting anywhere near that, plenty of wagies have to get to work

[Anonymous No.55483560]

That was the bottom, next stop ATH

[Anonymous No.55483564]

That's a dead cat. I bought the exact bottom today.
I'm just trying to time this obligatory rebound, then we're ready to slump back, at a slightly slower pace most likely (until more horrible data comes in)

[FRESH No.55483591]

>>55483582
>>55483582
>>55483582

[Anonymous No.55484425]

>>55483090
As dumb as this faggot is, he is correct in that Jay the Faggot will continue to bitch out, if he were serious he'd be market selling MBSs to crash the housing market and rug the boomer, but the only thing Jay is serious about is gobbling cock.

USD shitcoin is going to zero.

-M2-
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.5T