/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55448839]

If you tell a normie you don't have a career or a job, they automatically assume you are a loser.

[Anonymous No.55448841]

Just tell them you’re retired. It gets them confused and wondering how you did it

[Anonymous No.55448843]

>talking to normies
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55448851]

>>55448839
Well yes, you are a loser. Choosing a few scam coins to put $100 into isn't a job. Work gives your life meaning and NEETs aren't happy with their lives.

[Anonymous No.55448860]

>>55448839
I just tell them I work in finance which is technically true. If they ask specifics. You say it's a private acquisiton firm that works for a few of your local frens. Now you sound mysterious and also subtly flex wealth.

[Anonymous No.55448864]

>>55448839
ok?

[Anonymous No.55450486]

>>55448843
I want your AI wife

[Anonymous No.55450499]

>>55448860
No, you sound like someone who got scammed into investing in someone's "startup". Basically a setup above working for a MLM

[Anonymous No.55450503]

>>55450499
this

[Anonymous No.55450509]

>>55448851
>stacking shelves or typing away on a computer to enrich mr shekelstein while you look forward to the weekend gives your life meaning
how brainwashed do you have to be to genuinely believe this?

[Anonymous No.55450533]

>>55450509
Anon we need cattle like him to get the system going he doesn’t know only looks matter

[Anonymous No.55450545]

okay let them
who cares
do you ask cattle or flies what they think

[Anonymous No.55450581]

>tell normies I’m a web developer
>They think you have to be smart to be a web shitter (you don’t)
>think I make a lot of money (I don’t)
>get /fit/ by doing the bare minimum of 3x12 at 20lbs and my diet being autistically on point

Never forget, it’s all just a big illusion. Your value, self worth, etc. is determined by (you), not your net worth, career, car, or any of that bullshit. Collect wealth to escape the beast system

[Anonymous No.55450591]

>>55450581
What lifts do you do?

[Anonymous No.55450607]

>>55450545
Yeah, (you)’re going to make it.

[Anonymous No.55450619]

>>55448839
>Talking to normies
>Caring about normies
I just tell them I am retired.

[Anonymous No.55450623]

>>55450581
>>55450591
Deadlifts make my hemorroids come out :(

[Anonymous No.55450634]

>>55448839
The opinions of normies are irrelevant

[Anonymous No.55450635]

>>55450607
based

[Anonymous No.55450659]

>>55450591
>Declined bench, bench, then inclined.
>declined crunches, weighted crunches, and planks
>Rows, shrugs, and curls.
>squats, deadlifts, and goblet squats

Basically you want a 3x12 and then hit that area three times. Do a little steady state cardio you find fun too, but not to much. End with stretches or yoga (if you’re gay). If your diet is on point, you can build muscle fairly easy.

[Anonymous No.55450693]

>>55448839
Because unless you're very rich, having no job is a stressful spot to be in.

[Anonymous No.55450704]

>>55448839
Don't forget women too

[Anonymous No.55450721]

>>55450659
Ok what's your diet then

[Anonymous No.55450733]

>>55448839
The majority of people who don't have a job or a career are poor losers. It is a safe bet. Statistically speaking.
But you should not care what normies assume. They asume all sorts of crazy shit, like that they are protected from fraud. That experts have oversight to take away their expert licenses if they purport falsehoods. That regulatory bodies have government oversight.
Crazy.

[Anonymous No.55450779]

>>55448839
Just don't dress like a loser.

[Anonymous No.55450813]

>>55450721
If you’re building muscle, up your protein intake. Eggs, milk, fish, and chicken. Kale (it’s cheap as dirt), and clean carbs like oats without fucking sugar and shit. Eat about 500 + calories over your maintenance level.

But honestly, if you’re starting out and a newb, just fucking lift and eat clean. Maybe take a multi and get some creatine. Some people have to go hard because they think there’s more to it, but most of the time people are just over estimating or under estimating how many calories they get.

That is really a skill worth learning. But it just depends on your personal goals. Learn your macros.

https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/macronutrients_calculator.htm

[Anonymous No.55450858]

>>55448839
Crypto gives you a massive edge to what you're already building with a "career"over regular normies that don't think more than a step or two ahead. I fell victim to being the proud crypto neet like many others at one point, but it's supposed to be a compliment to your forward thinking finesse than using it as your only crutch while handicapping yourself in the process.

[Anonymous No.55450885]

>>55450813
240g of protein? Is this a joke?

[Anonymous No.55450913]

>>55450885
>he fell for the protein FUD
If you are not used to a high protein diet, increment up to be extra safe. But most likely you will not need to. The 'kidney stress' is a meme and the people who suffer from it are drinking energy drinks, alcohol and caffeine, then all sorts of pre-workout potions before blaming it on protein because they followed an influencers shilled product line.

[Anonymous No.55451056]

>>55448851
Get back to work wagie I just shit on aisle 3

[Anonymous No.55451095]

>>55448843
Rarp raep tarp

[Anonymous No.55451229]

>>55448839
Are they wrong?

[Anonymous No.55451279]

>>55450619
Imagine telling this to a boomer, he will laugh and scold you about your low worth ethics and how hard worker he was and how he got car + wife + house before 20 and and how he already had 3 kids when he was your age

Good luck

[Anonymous No.55451350]

>>55448843
This AI stuff is getting ridiculous damn.
No joke, serious question. How many years realistically before plebs like me can get their hands on a customisable sex bot gf.
Ai can control her looks and demeanor. Sex doll makers have already made good progress on the visual aspects afaik

[Anonymous No.55451576]

>>55450813
>kale
>clean carbs
>creatine
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.55451606]

>>55450913
reminder that an excess of 30g of protein WILL come out of your kidneys and have fun with getting dialysis twice per week in a few years
>bbbbut nothing happened to me yet!
yeah that proves everything

[Anonymous No.55451636]

>>55448851
>Work gives your life meaning
When you have no free will and can't grasp the meaning of life yes, it does. No notable individual in history was notable for being a worker.

[Anonymous No.55451677]

>>55450499
>>55448860
What other people think about me is none of my buisness. I don't give 2 flying fucks to even say anything other than I work in finance.

[Anonymous No.55451745]

>>55448851
>NEETs aren't happy with their lives.
I was perfectly happy as a NEET for over a decade, the only time I got sad is when I eventually ran out of money.

[Anonymous No.55451761]

>>55451606
Reminder all anosn purporting this nonsense are liars or paid shills.
You can safely ignore them and their retarded, uninformed, opinions.
A quick search will prove them wrong.

[Anonymous No.55451768]

>>55450885
>>55450913
I doubt anyone actually needs that much protein unless you're some 400 pound, 7ft tall strongman or something(you're not). If you're some 200 pound dude eating that much protein is literally just waste of money.

[Anonymous No.55451770]

>>55451761

[Anonymous No.55451781]

>>55451770

[Anonymous No.55451790]

>>55451781

[Anonymous No.55451812]

>>55451790
The purported kidney damage is always from people who drink alcohol, caffeine and eat fast food.
Of course sourcing your protein from fast food while on a high protein diet will lead to kidney damage.

[Anonymous No.55451819]

>>55448839
>"I'm a day trader"

[Anonymous No.55451831]

>>55451819
you only get that reaction if you're poor

[Anonymous No.55451835]

If you don't have a career or a regular job and you don't live at home it's only natural to assume that you either have decently well-off parents or you're a drug dealer

[Anonymous No.55451840]

>>55451812
Final reminder that RDA is MINIMUM recommended amounts, not maximum. UL is upper limit for toxicity.

[Anonymous No.55451854]

>>55448839
Not really. They will assume you are a loser if you are ugly or you do not have a girlfriend/wife/family though.

[Anonymous No.55451858]

>>55448839
See
>>55451580

[Anonymous No.55451867]

>>55451835
sometimes (oftentimes?) both lol

[Anonymous No.55451877]

>>55448839
You know we have been psyopped to be goyim wage slaves when working and enriching someone else at the expense of your precious time is a privilege and the mark of a 'successful' person aka non loser.

[Anonymous No.55452892]

>>55451350
That image looks no different than AI images a year ago mr shill.

[Anonymous No.55452907]

>>55448843
>missing the "most racist man alive" shirt text

[Anonymous No.55453633]

>>55451812
You're retarded, just train hard and stop being retarded.
I eat close to 150g of protein a day and barely train

[Anonymous No.55453975]

>>55450509
less brainwashed than you'd need to be to live a loser's life over the fear of this strawman

[Anonymous No.55454107]

>>55453633
What's with the claws and the virgin stance? Really shows lifting won't fix most of your problems.

[Anonymous No.55455974]

>>55448839
you 100% are a loser if you don't have a job, with a few exceptions (in between jobs, filthy rich, etc). This has been and always will be the truth, until the absolute heat death of the known universe.

[Anonymous No.55455977]

>>55453633
your legs are cringe, more squats pussy.

[Anonymous No.55455980]

>>55448839
Careers are normal though, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.55455982]

>>55448841
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBv9jsOOQUE

[Anonymous No.55456039]

I've been in this position when I thought I made it last bull cycle. I don't like the feeling people looking down on me.

[Anonymous No.55457008]

>>55448839
I don't give a fuck. All I do is invest in low caps and getting a big bag of ORE and VRA,

[Anonymous No.55457036]

who cares, let them believe in their bullshit

[Anonymous No.55457051]

>>55453633
>You're retarded
How so? For pointing out the protein FUD?
Almost all the kidney damage reports from "excess protein" were from studies on subjects with kidney diseases.

[Anonymous No.55457062]

>>55450623
Hemorrhoids can be cured by putting benzoyl peroxide 10% cream on the area every day. This is what doctors recommended until the 1980s. Just be careful because that stuff will bleach your underwear.

[Anonymous No.55457094]

>>55450913
It's not the kidneys that are the problem but the intestines. Basically if you fart all day you need to lower your protein.

[Anonymous No.55457500]

>You just stare at charts for like 2 hours a day and then take it easy?
>Man, SOME OF US have to actually WORK HARD for our money
>"Well yeah, so what do you do, man?"
>I work at the super market
The human coping mechanism is amazing

[Anonymous No.55457538]

>>55448839
Why would you talk to normies? Do you stop to talk with dogs on the street too?

[Anonymous No.55457543]

>>55448839
Fuck normies

[Anonymous No.55457573]

I just say I'm rich as fuck and work part time to stay busy and socialize.
I'm not really lying either though most people think I'm joking.

[Anonymous No.55457575]

>>55448839
I have a NEET uncle (for over 20 years living on "disability"), he just tells people he is retired.

[Anonymous No.55457583]

>>55450885
you dont need all that protein. ive done this all before, went from 11st to 14.5st of pure muscle in about 2 years on about 2-3kcals. then lost it all back to 10.5st due to drugs. stupid kid.

i am 6ft tall and currently weigh 12st, on my way back to my peak, except this time im aiming for 15st with a bit of padding due to my age. again ive gone from 11 to 12st in about 6 months and only eat around 2-3kcals per day (staple of eggs, bacon, pasta, chicken, milk, fruit). if i lift i have a protein shake too which puts me to 2750.

i hate eating when im not hungry and for a tallish guy this isn't much cals so that weight is mostly muscle (apart from my belly podge) i work out once every other day but i absolutely decimate my body during.

critique me all you like but i was a skinny bitch about 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.55457635]

>>55450623
A squatty potty and wet wipes every time fixed me up. Also eating my veggies every day.

[Anonymous No.55457650]

>>55450885
1g per lean mass. I should have been clear because that fucks people up.

Find out your bodyfat

https://www.bizcalcs.com/body-fat-navy/

Get your lean mass and then 1g

This will give you a good range

https://www.calculator.net/protein-calculator.html

Really though, just lift and eat clean.

[Anonymous No.55458399]

>>55448839
when someone asks me that question i just do a sensible chuckle and reply with i wish i was that young again when i had a job
it truly confuses the fuck out of them

[Anonymous No.55458421]

>>55448839
most people who don't have a job are loses. Now, being a loser can sometimes be based (leeching off a system that otherwise would want you dead) but generally most people aren't there

[Anonymous No.55458422]

>>55457583
You look absolutely terrible

[Anonymous No.55458432]

>>55457094
You can limit gas by eating more fibre. Also, the bacteria in your gut rebalance appropriate to your diet. Radical changes to diet will lead to gas but it will reduce over time as your gut flora rebalances.

[Anonymous No.55459151]

>>55448839
This is simple.
<Normie - "what about you anon, what do you do"
>Anon - "man of liesure"
>Normie - intense jealousy

[Anonymous No.55459178]

Well, yeah. Unless you've actually made it with $10m+ in savings and are living a 1% life, you probably are a loser to just coast by and do nothing with your life.

[Anonymous No.55459240]

>>55459178
pretty sure at half a mil you'll exceed anything the wagie will have in his entire lifetime

[Anonymous No.55460587]

>>55448839
Digital Asset Fund Manager
>Managed a high value digital asset portfolio on behalf of third-party entities via personalized risk assessment strategies; achieving extreme consistent growth (AAR: 900%)
>(bought a few linkies for mum)

Liquidity Provider
>Provided high value liquidity to leading Automated Market Maker protocols
>(parked linkies on amm scam)

APR Strategist:
>Established various APR generating strategies via distributed service provisioning models; such as peer-to-peer lending and liquidity providing, and data aggregating, data curating and court arbitrating protocols.
>(memestaking and yield farming)

Angel Investor/Venture Capitalist:
>Assisted cutting-edge startups in securing early-stage funding via distributed protocols; consultancy on hyper-growth scaling and marketing
>(threw a few eths at scam ico's, shilled in telegram groups)

Marketing Consultant/Lead Visual Designer
>Contributed key artwork and led marketing strategy campaigns for leading fintech startups
>(made a few pepes, hired pajeets to shill on biz)

Fintech (Financial Technology) Expert & Research
>Deep dive research and up-to-date expertise focused on academic whitepapers, industry reports, R&D in the fast-moving fintech sector
>(read the first pages of chainlink and wef whitepapers)

Quantitative Algorithmic Trader & Technical Market Analyst
>Developed specialized trading automation tools and applied advanced mathematical and geometrical study models to succeed in high-risk financial market environments
>(made a shitbot and drew some lines)

Fiscal Optimizer
>Optimized fiscal contributions via legal loopholes, geographic relocation and fund reallocation strategies
>(monero'd wallet and fucked off to Thailand)

[Anonymous No.55461083]

>>55457583
No offense but stop giving advice. You look terrible

[Anonymous No.55461250]

>>55448839
you are

[Anonymous No.55461272]

>>55457583
imagine being so deluded you think this is a good physique. Lel

[Anonymous No.55462213]

>>55448839
Tell them you're an investor

[Anonymous No.55462264]

>>55448843
Crazy..

[Anonymous No.55462309]

>>55457583
Yeah you shouldnt flex, you look terrible. No offense though I hope you get a better physique. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.55462481]

>>55448839
Don't be a "nommie" and miss out on the action, anon! Check out Peaq, the real deal for delivering real-world value. Their token launch is imminent, and they've teamed up with Eloop to revolutionize web3 car-sharing, bringing innovation that benefits all parties involved. Stay ahead of the game!

[Anonymous No.55462488]

>>55459178
>he thinks 10 million is enough

[Anonymous No.55462492]

fuck all these demoralization threads dressed in pepe jpgs

[Anonymous No.55462495]

>>55453975
If you have to use your labor to get the things you want in life you are a complete loser.

[Anonymous No.55462505]

>>55457008
Most low caps won't make it through the bears. This is where DePIN project like Peaq, Waev, and IoteX stands. For instance builders of dApps can make use of peaq’s support for consortia standards.

[Anonymous No.55464154]

>>55450581
>>think I make a lot of money (I don’t)
how much money do web devs actually make? People assume it's 100k+

[Anonymous No.55464346]

>>55460587
What do I tell to my previous coworkers who only knew me as a software developer before?

The Quantitative Algorithmic trader, Technical Market analyst and Fintech research expert seems interesting if I can create a company.
Do I say I got the experience from an internship working for a high tech Indian forum focused on high risk investments?

[Anonymous No.55464392]

Anon with a career here. They'll still think you're a loser if you're not an extrovert.

[Anonymous No.55464414]

>>55448860
Work gives your life meaning.
Work under capitalism is meaningless.

[Anonymous No.55464438]

>>55450486
Go check your toilet LOL