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55447010 No.55447010 [Reply] [Original]

How do I network and interview after being in extreme isolation for the past seven years and completely forgetting how to talk to people?

>> No.55447021

Go to a bar and get extremely drunk 4-5 times

Then you will learn how to talk

>> No.55447032

>>55447021
I was drunk in a bar countless times. Still a socially inept autist, probably even worse at talking than before

>> No.55447031

>>55447021
This.
There is a biochemical process to this. It is the reason drunk people are so easy to influence.

>> No.55447040

>>55447032
>extremely drunk
Quality over quantity OP

>> No.55447053

>>55447040
I was tipsy, drunk, blackout drunk, every shade of being drunk. Never did any of it magically make me great at social interactions

>> No.55447068

>>55447010
Get a slave tier wagie job

then go from there

>> No.55447090

.

>> No.55447101

Snort a few lines of amphitheater and you will talk for a few hours straight

>> No.55447273

>>55447032
Reset your brain by taking a triple heroic dose of psychedelics then

>> No.55447689

Three words anon. Phenibut, phenibut, phenibut.

>> No.55448613

>>55447273
One heroic dose will do it, but I like where your heads at.

>> No.55449070

>>55447021
>>55447101
>>55447273
>>55447689
Buncha junkies

>> No.55450497

>>55447010
you just have to practice or be desperate enough